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Caphi
2010-06-25, 12:35 PM
So I have this character who grew up as part of a druid tribe, and I want to equip her with some fun expletives of the sort that could come from a group of magic-powered forest dwellers. I'm having a block on it, though. This character doesn't use purple language or anything, so low is good. For bonus points, she grew up in a class of sorcerors raised as soldiers by said druids, so elemental blasty flavor is helpful.
subject42
2010-06-25, 12:38 PM
Calling someone a "burnt stick" would probably deliver certain connotations.
hamishspence
2010-06-25, 12:39 PM
Natural disasters:
"What in the name of forestfires is going on here??"
or as an insulting adjective
"you plaguey person"
"You look like something a vole crapped out"
Snake-Aes
2010-06-25, 01:02 PM
"Son of an ugly nymph!"
Zeta Kai
2010-06-25, 01:04 PM
"May your fruit ever wither & rot."
"You're as dull & thick as a stump."
"To ashes with you."
Megaduck
2010-06-25, 01:05 PM
You have a blackthumb!
You sow in autumn.
You couldn't skin a rabbit.
You sleep with animals.
hamishspence
2010-06-25, 01:06 PM
"Couldn't hunt their way out of a shallow hole"
Given that the request was for expletives- maybe they should be short, more like swearwords without the swearing:
"oh, blight it" and so on.
fryplink
2010-06-25, 01:08 PM
Could find a Bass with two hands and a bass map
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