Druid curses

[Caphi]

So I have this character who grew up as part of a druid tribe, and I want to equip her with some fun expletives of the sort that could come from a group of magic-powered forest dwellers. I'm having a block on it, though. This character doesn't use purple language or anything, so low is good. For bonus points, she grew up in a class of sorcerors raised as soldiers by said druids, so elemental blasty flavor is helpful.

[subject42]

Calling someone a "burnt stick" would probably deliver certain connotations.

[hamishspence]

Natural disasters:

"What in the name of forestfires is going on here??"

or as an insulting adjective

"you plaguey person"

[jguy]

"You look like something a vole crapped out"

[Snake-Aes]

"Son of an ugly nymph!"

[Zeta Kai]

"May your fruit ever wither & rot."

"You're as dull & thick as a stump."

"To ashes with you."

[Megaduck]

You have a blackthumb!

You sow in autumn.

You couldn't skin a rabbit.

You sleep with animals.

[hamishspence]

"Couldn't hunt their way out of a shallow hole"

Given that the request was for expletives- maybe they should be short, more like swearwords without the swearing:

"oh, blight it" and so on.

[fryplink]

Could find a Bass with two hands and a bass map