Waddaya mean, "The Graphics Suck"? Let's Play: Pokemon Quartz!

[Terry576]

Ah yes. Pokemon Quartz. While quite possibly the worst romhack out there, it has almost ENTIRELY Fakemon. This is good.

But, the graphics suck.

This is bad.

Then again, this is as is. Because this is...

Let's Play: Pokemon Quartz!


Chapters

Chapter One: In Which I Begin


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Clearly Baro worked hard on this title. Look at how incredibly clashing the fonts are! :smallwink:

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...I want that person to be my character. Iwantitsobad.

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...What is that thing? Is it one thing or two?

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Ohaithar Kyogre fake.

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Mmmm... Breakfast.

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OY! That's MY breakfast you're attacking!

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My breakfast... Breathes fire? :smalleek: It clearly ate too many chili peppers last night.

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Holy mackerel Batman! It's a redundant lens flare (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LensFlare)! (Don't click the link. It's Tvtropes.)

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Ohaithar Ryaquaza fake.

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...Who are you? Why are you in a dark area with me?

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Must be chilly there.

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I would never be friends with a creep who sits in dark places after they were unconscious.

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SWEET!

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...No. No it is not. It looks like it's tail is supposed to plug into it's face.

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Okay you crazy hippy dude.

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"Luverly stew, Luverly stew!"(1)

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Good. I dare you to touch the "Cool Pokemon"'s tail.

C'mon, it'll be fun.

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So I battle with "Friendly Strangers" using "Plug-oinks" and I shouldn't "Get angry" if they mess up?

That's really creepy in context. :smalleek:

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Like why they allow you to be around them.

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"In a world of chaos, these men provide Law and Order."

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So Peace, Chaos, and Order ALL revolve around 'uncovered' monstrosities of nature?

...you're making that up.

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No, you should. I still haven't recovered from looking at that fugly pig next to you.


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Please be awesome, please be awesome, PLEASE BE AWESOME...


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You do that then. I'll be praying it's half as awesome as CHARIZARD.


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Alright creepy stalker man who is in a dark room with me.


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"Dude? Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude."


Please remember I can't efficiently rip on this game until we get into the mangled Spanglish. Now, am I a boy or a girl? Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Chapter Two: "I'm In A Truck!" (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8924525&postcount=13)

[Dhavaer]

Girl. The boy looks like someone who desperately wants to be cool.

[Domochevsky]

So either Too Cool For His Shirt or Valley Girl...

:smalleek:

[Mercenary Pen]

On this occasion, go for the girl.

[Yuki Akuma]

Girl. If only because I've seen an LP of this game before and it's more hilarious with a girl.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Separate yourself from Zorak's LP! Be the girl DUUUUUUDE!

Girl LPs are overrated anyway.

And Quartz isn't the "worst ROM hack ever". By far.

[Terry576]

Separate yourself from Zorak's LP! Be the girl DUUUUUUDE!

Girl LPs are overrated anyway.

And Quartz isn't the "worst ROM hack ever". By far.

I know that, but it's the most well known one.

Personally, I like well-made Fakemons, and I know that he put a damn lot of time into this.

Oh, I'm gonna PM you my idea for an LP series I'm planning. I need to check the premise and stuff.

Overwhelming opinion says girl. Give me 20 minutes.

[NecroticPunch]

'Tis been 20 minutes, my good sir.

[Inhuman Bot]

Don't do this to yourself man. D:

[RationalGoblin]

Girl. If only because I've seen an LP of this game before and it's more hilarious with a girl.

So I'm not the only one who has seen the SomethingAwful LP of this? Awesome. Baro is hilarously creepy.

[Inhuman Bot]

So I'm not the only one who has seen the SomethingAwful LP of this? Awesome. Baro is hilarously creepy.

<--- Goon for life <3

[NecroticPunch]

TGUAA So funny...

[Terry576]

Thank you all for your support. I'm sorry I didn't post sooner, I had to move the LP stuff to flickr, then back to imageshack, and I just got home from a 11 hour flight, and was jet-lagged as hell.

I slept from 8 to 5, so I'm better now.

Then I stayed up all night, NOT finishing the LP. :smallredface:

Chapter 2: "I'm In A Truck!"

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You said we'd been friends for years.
I know that...
And you don't know my gender?
Hey. Hey. Hey. Shut up.

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Wow. Just... Wow. My "Friend Of Years" doesn't know my name.

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Clearly, my name's Cynthia. I moved here from Kanto to avoid being sucked into that bastard Oak's dastardly scheme.

His dastardly, dastardly scheme. It's so very damn schemy.

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Sure 'Friend'. You ain't getting any benefits though.

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Duuuuuude. That's totally RIGHTEOUS BRO!

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I guess it's time to...
:smallcool:
Break wind.

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No. You get out of the truck. I need to make sure you didn't deflower me or something while I was in here.

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Whosaidthat? Did Baro trap you in here to? Quick! Get out before it's too late!

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Wait. 'When arrive home'? What's next, speaking entirely spanish sentences?

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If I do that will you promise not to rape me? :smalleek:

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Wait... Baro got out of the truck right. And he's still talking.

HOLY HELL, IS BARO TELEPATHIC!??! :smalleek:
I will never sleep again.

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Yessir Mr. Telepathic Pervert.

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I thought you were spanish. Not German.

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No. I'm not ready to be stalked my a creepy telepathic pervert, and his crew of perverted sidekicks.

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Will they be awesomesauce!?!?

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HOOOOOLY CRAAAAAAAP! Baro was right behind me this whole time!??!?!? :smalleek: What the hell was he doing!??!
I really don't wanna know.

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I will. My mom can afford the therapy required to recover from being near YOU.
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"Take some things and take them" truly, you are a master of grammar.

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Oh, please. PLEASE leave me alone.

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Yes Mother. And this creepy pervert tried to rape me.

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A creepy rapist, how the hell is he a professor? What does he 'study' about the pokemon?

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Baro tried to "welcome" me as well. Fortunately, I'm a black belt.

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Mother, are you even LISTENING to me!??! Baro tried to RAPE ME!

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Okay. You know what Mother? F@%k you.

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No, I want to go home, where the only crazy man is some senile old professor who can't remember his grandson's name. And Red was nice to me.

Mmmmm... Red.... :smallredface:

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They're drifting around life? What are they, part of /b/?

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I am welcome to my house? Good. Get the hell out of my house.

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I said get out.

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Day One In Crona: Cynthia's Diary

Dear Diary,

So far, Crona sucks. Baro tried to rape me in the truck, my mother refuses to listen to me, and her crazy fourthwallbreakingtosis is acting up again. I think Baro confiscated her medication.

I miss Red. Red was always so nice, and insightful... He was so polite, and I just wanted to rip his clothes off and-

Woah. Getting a little carried away there. Sorry about that Diary. That's for a different Diary... :smallamused:

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They look like people who go to dojos.

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kthx.

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HEEEEELLLZ NAW DAWG. CHECK DIS YO, DIS BE DA REAL TIME:

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HELLZ YEAH.

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Yeah, I set that clock like a freaking pro.

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Where do I find an ect?

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You do that, I'm gonna finish my fantasy about R- I mean do that stuff you said. :smallredface:

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Can I talk to Red on it?

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What's with the "it is" and "you are"? Just use "it's" and "you're".

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My room is in the BASEMENT? So Baro's making fun of those nerds who play these games in their parent's basement?
Oh Baro you genius you.

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Some things never change. :smallsmile:

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Mom, when I'm the Champion, I'll make sure you never talk to me again.

Ever.

And maybe I'll wear some cooler clothing, like a bitchin' black coat.

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Why? He's not even famous. Then again, neither is Paris Hilton.

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"Some" is letting him off lightly.

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Probably got arrested for trying to rape people.

He likes doing that. :smalleek:

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OH HELLZ YEAH!

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Oh come on Action News. You're so much better than that. And if you know about it...

Why aren't you helping him? It seems like common sense.

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Yes, the poor rapist.

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With sexual assault.

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Thank god. I'll never have to see that freak again.

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I think you misunderstood "Never have to see him again."

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Are they normal?

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So that's a "no" then?

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I can't believe my room is in the freakin' basement.

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Clearly, Baro was drinking heavily and assumed he could speak spanish.

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No. Are you sane?

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I... I am so sorry. Are you okay?

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I remember SILPHE. What's SILPH?

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Why do you think I'm here? I want to be as far away as possible from that freak.

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BITCH BE TRIPPIN BALLS (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=260).

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So Baro's gonna get eaten alive? :smalleek:
score.

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You're a Med. Intern too? :smallconfused: Why are you working for BARO.

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So he's a masochist.

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So he's a crazy masochist.

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He likes his meat rare? :smallconfused:

He French? 'Cause that's just raw.

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B-b-b-but Bill made that.

He stole Bill's idea? HOW IS HE MAKING MONEY?

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'Cause he's an idea-stealing rapist.

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I walked into the Kabuchy house, and this chick started yelling.

Don't worry, I'm confused as well.

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'Kay.

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So do I. Everyone in Corna belongs in the nuthouse.

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PINK Town!??!?! :smallbiggrin::smallsmile::smallsigh:

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PINK Town!??!? SERIOUSLY?!?!?

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All children live downstairs.

And the adults have no beds... So....
:smalleek:

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Maybe the son will be normal...

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OH HELLZ TO THE YEAH (http://i82.servimg.com/u/f82/12/82/64/77/pokemo10.jpg)!

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I'm assuming that's "A day of these". So apparently we're going to spend a day playing several games of Pokemon Colliseum.

Sweet.

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BEARD!?!?? I thought we were ten.

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Look!

Listen!

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Okay, I stand corrected.

The son is not freaking normal. But, whatever, my name's Cyn-

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I didn't get to tell you my name. :smallfrown:

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Note to self: Get restraining order on Kabuchy kid.

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Kick you in the balls, break both your legs, and repeatedly punch you in the stomach?

Why, yes. Yes I would.

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Yeah, doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

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You sound like a lolcat. Only less adorable.

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So you're a Ten year old, Asian-American, with a BEARD? That makes so little sense, I don't even know where to begin.

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Let's compromise. You want me to call you charm, I want to call you "Crazy Idiot Hitting on me." So, I'll call you "Stalker".

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But you just introduced yourself.

Like literally, five seconds ago.

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Does she think he's a crazy pervert as well? Then we'll probably get along.

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"And if you look to yourself, you'll see the HORMONAL TEENAGER, busy FANTASIZING about UNACHIEVABLE WOMEN."

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Alright, I'll wait five minutes for you to go to the bathroom.

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See ya Stalker.

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"It's like hell, only worse."

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In latin, that means "It's like hell, only worse."

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I thought they were suppose to eat him?
I feel betrayed. :smallfrown:

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Video tape it and post it on Youtube?

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No. No you should not.

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I don't help rapists. I will go watch him get eaten though.

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Yeah, JD's pretty awesome.

Oh Scrubs, I miss you so... :smallfrown:

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab324/Terry576/PokemonQUARTZ_106.png

Heh. Baro's gonna get eaten.

I'm enjoying this.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab324/Terry576/PokemonQUARTZ_107.png

Don't worry rapist, I wouldn't miss it for the world.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab324/Terry576/PokemonQUARTZ_108.png

"If you say 'plz/pliz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'." ~ My friend, Flamingo (Steam)/ejundersc0re.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab324/Terry576/PokemonQUARTZ_109.png

Gee, lemme think...

No.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab324/Terry576/PokemonQUARTZ_110.png

When translated, that means "The mother who gave birth".

"Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?"

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab324/Terry576/PokemonQUARTZ_111.png

Fine. Whiny little bastard. First, I'm gonna loot your bag.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab324/Terry576/PokemonQUARTZ_112.png

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab324/Terry576/PokemonQUARTZ_113.png

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab324/Terry576/PokemonQUARTZ_114.png

Which omelet should I take?

Yeah, latish update. My bad, I've been reading Pokemon Special.

I hate Yellow so damn much.

[Mirrinus]

How can you possibly hate Yellow? Yellow's practically the most adorable character ever!

[Terry576]

How can you possibly hate Yellow? Yellow's practically the most adorable character ever!

Because Yellow's the most blatant Gary Stu ever. "I can heal pokemon!" "I can see their emotions!" "I like to crossdress!" "I wasted an entire Arc that could've had more of Red being a badass!"

[Cheesegear]

"I wasted an entire Arc that could've had more of Red being a badass!"

Or more of Green being...Well, of Green being Green.

[Terry576]

Or more of Green being...Well, of Green being Green.

Exactly.

Did nobody read the 114 image upload? :smallfrown:

[Mirrinus]

Well, this isn't the time or place to argue over such matters, but you have to admit that fight with Lance was pretty awesome.

[Cute_Riolu]

Because Yellow's the most blatant Gary Stu ever. "I can heal pokemon!" "I can see their emotions!" "I like to crossdress!" "I wasted an entire Arc that could've had more of Red being a badass!"

All your perceptions of him will change if you continue to read. Well, maybe not all of them. But some at least. :P

[Terry576]

Well, this isn't the time or place to argue over such matters, but you have to admit that fight with Lance was pretty awesome.

Yes. Yes it was.

I love manga Lance as much as I love game Lance. He maintained the "I don't give a damn" personality.

Now, come on. What demented egg should I pick?

[The Dark Fiddler]

Baro defending time!



What's with the "it is" and "you are"? Just use "it's" and "you're".

From what I learned in Spanish, contractions aren't very common in that language. In my 4 years, I've only learned two: del and al. Not to mention English is a hard enough language to learn.

Anyway, criticism time! I say tone down on the rape jokes. They get old fast, they've already been done to death by Zorak's LP, and they're not really appropriate for the GitP forums. At least, I don't think they are.

And lastly, pick the Grass one. I don't think anybody's picked him before.

[Terry576]

Baro defending time!



From what I learned in Spanish, contractions aren't very common in that language. In my 4 years, I've only learned two: del and al. Not to mention English is a hard enough language to learn.

Anyway, criticism time! I say tone down on the rape jokes. They get old fast, they've already been done to death by Zorak's LP, and they're not really appropriate for the GitP forums. At least, I don't think they are.

And lastly, pick the Grass one. I don't think anybody's picked him before.

Okay, I'll do that.

It's only really in those first few minutes that they're really obviously there. :smalltongue:

Defending Baro though?

Just wait till I get to the freaking Devon Corp. ripoff... :smallamused:

[Cheesegear]

Clearly, my name's Cynthia. I moved here from Kanto to avoid being sucked into that bastard Oak's dastardly scheme.

His dastardly, dastardly scheme. It's so very damn schemy.

...Is that a reference to PhoeKun's amazing story? :smallamused:


No. I'm not ready to be stalked my a creepy telepathic pervert, and his crew of perverted sidekicks.

...His electro-pig that can plug it's tail into it's face makes sense now.


Will they be awesomesauce!?!?

This is Quartz. They will not.


A creepy rapist, how the hell is he a professor? What does he 'study' about the pokemon?

This is relevant. (http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=37)


No, I want to go home, where the only crazy man is some senile old professor who can't remember his grandson's name. And Red was nice to me.

Or you can go to Hoenn where your Dad left your Mum behind to go Pokémon training. And you have to fight him for his love. And he even gives some little douche a Zigzagzoon to catch a Ralts with.

Where's my Zigzagzoon Dad? WHERE'S MY ZIGZAGZOON! Why are you giving Ziggy Stardust to a stranger!? :smallfrown:


Which omelet should I take?

Considering that they're all Fakemon, and I have no idea. I'm going to leave it to someone else.

[Terry576]

...Is that a reference to PhoeKun's amazing story? :smallamused:

Oh god yes. I love PhoeKun's story to death. It's brilliant, and I took a slight element from it to use in my Trilogy LP.

You guys will enjoy that one.

[VanBuren]

The green and blue ones look moldy. They might have penicillin. If Baro really is a rapist, then he might have syphilis in which case getting hit by one of those might cure him.

Nobody wants that. Pick the red one.

[Terry576]

Votes:

Grass: One
Fire: One

Oooh, a tie.

[Domochevsky]

What are these things? :smalleek:

[Terry576]

What are these things? :smalleek:

Supposedly "Pokemon".

I call them "Breakfast".

[VanBuren]

What are these things? :smalleek:

Delicious.
is there still a word limit?

[ZeroNumerous]

Pick the red one.

White text

[Terry576]

Zeh Vote is now

Fire: Two
Grass: One

First to five votes wins.

[Illven]

The water one, maybe if you get lucky it will be an ice dragon, or it'll probably look stupid, but water anyway

[ninjalemur]

Red egg. Fire are always the coolest.

[Mando Knight]

And maybe I'll wear some cooler clothing, like a bitchin' black coat.

Hells, yeah!

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/8/88/Cynthia_DPPt.png/170px-Cynthia_DPPt.png

[Terry576]

Hells, yeah!

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/8/88/Cynthia_DPPt.png/170px-Cynthia_DPPt.png

FINALLY!

I can't BELIEVE it took that long for somebody to realize my Cynthia is the League Champion in the future.

Far away from Baro. :smalltongue:

Fire: 3
Grass: 2
Water: 1

[Shades of Gray]

I realized it. I just didn't comment. >>

Voting for Grass.

[Strategos]

Pick the grass egg, pick the grass egg!

[tgva8889]

1 Vote for all of them. I help no one except you get this done faster.

[Terry576]

1 Vote for all of them. I help no one except you get this done faster.

Alright, so that's:

Grass: 5
Water: 3
Fire: 4

So, looks like I'm playing the grass.

Give me a little time, next post will come up.

[Raistlin1040]

I vote for FIREEEEEEEEE!

[VanBuren]

You're picking the Grass!? But the red ones go faster!

FFFFFFFFFFFFF--

[Terry576]

You're picking the Grass!? But the red ones go faster!

FFFFFFFFFFFFF--

You guys were like 3 seconds too late.

Good god, 133 screencaps... :smalleek:

And I'm gonna go catch a bunch of ridiculously awesome mons in the first area.

[Shades of Gray]

You don't need to cap every single screen. That's what we have text for.

[Terry576]

You don't need to cap every single screen. That's what we have text for.

I know, but it's hard to pick apart the screens.

And because for some reason there are Lv.2s that know ICE PUNCH. :smallconfused:

I think I might have to reset, if only because I was catching 'mons without screencapping.

[Mirrinus]

I'd also recommend combining some screenshots together into a single image, as oftentimes it's really not necessary to make a comment after every single half of a line. It's also easier to read and doesn't distract people from having to jump from image to a few snappy words to another image (it's very hard to tell a story if you keep doing this). If it weren't for combining images, I'd have never made it through the 154 screenshots I did for the Silph Co. chapter of my own LP.

[Terry576]

I'd also recommend combining some screenshots together into a single image, as oftentimes it's really not necessary to make a comment after every single half of a line. It's also easier to read and doesn't distract people from having to jump from image to a few snappy words to another image (it's very hard to tell a story if you keep doing this). If it weren't for combining images, I'd have never made it through the 154 screenshots I did for the Silph Co. chapter of my own LP.

Thanks, that makes it a lot easier.

Still have to restart though.

And, incidently, there's a Lv. 48 'mon in the first zone. :smalleek:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME?!??!

It's even harder when I'm trying to run my Emerald LP and this at the same time.

[Kiren]

I vote: Pick the blue egg, the jokes are hilarious lol, keep it up.

Edit: Nevermind, I saw the selection.

[The Dark Fiddler]

And, incidently, there's a Lv. 48 'mon in the first zone. :smalleek:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME?!??!

I think you're glitching there.

[ZeroNumerous]

None of this would have happened if you had picked the Red Egg.

[VanBuren]

I think you're glitching there.

It's an issue with some of the older releases. It's the same issue that dole out Master Balls like candy at the start of the game.

[Terry576]

None of this would have happened if you had picked the Red Egg.

Ah. Touche.

Anyways, I have to restart my game because I was catching 'mons for no reason.

There's also a pseudo-Groudon in route 1. :smallconfused:

[Cheesegear]

There's also a pseudo-Groudon in route 1. :smallconfused:

Isn't that what the Master Balls are for? :smallconfused:

[Terry576]

Isn't that what the Master Balls are for? :smallconfused:

They gave me Pokeballs. :smallfrown:

BASTARDS!