It's neither an Octopus nor a Shark...

[Phase]

IT'S ****ING SHARKTOPUS, BABY! (http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/07/syfy-sharktopus-trailer-video-.html)

http://coltmonday.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/sharktopus3.jpg

Roger Corman, Producer and creator of such classics as Dinoshark, BloodFist 2050, and Dinocroc, among others, has announced his Magnum Opus, Sharktopus.

50% Shark, 50% Octopus, 100% Killing Machine. It's ****ing Sharktopus.

No idea when it's coming out, but rest assured I shall be broadcasting this masterpiece just as I did with Dinoshark, Mothman, Mongolian Death Worms, and the rest of the SyFy Original MASTERPIECES.

Best movie ever.

[Worira]

I disagree with your thread title. Clearly, it is both an Octopus and a Shark.

[Giggling Ghast]

Could it also be a Squark? (Squid+Shark)

Ah, Roger Corman movies. Always delightfully terrible.

[Eldan]

Now I can die happily.

In eighty years or so.

[Mystic Muse]

:smallsigh: the wizards are up to it again. I half suspect we'll see a porcupine duck next.

[comicshorse]

But can it foretell whose going to win the next World Cup ?

[Eldan]

But can it foretell whose going to win the next World Cup ?

Actually, since it's part shark, it predicts meteor showers instead.

[Dr.Epic]

It...looks...so...bad!

[Grumman]

But can it foretell whose going to win the next World Cup ?
Even better: it can determine who is going to win the next World Cup. Unfortunately the answer is, "Nobody, because everyone was eaten by a sharktopus."

[Eldan]

Can we have a

Sharktopus 2: Squarks at the world cup

?

[Giggling Ghast]

Even better: it can determine who is going to win the next World Cup. Unfortunately the answer is, "Nobody, because everyone was eaten by a sharktopus."

You mean, it ate Patrick? What about Erika?

[comicshorse]

If we put an England shirt on it we might have a chance next time around:smallsmile:

[FoE]

You mean, it ate Patrick? What about Erika?

It ate everybody.


If we put an England shirt on it we might have a chance next time around :smallsmile:

Soccer really isn't a sport well-suited for a sharktopus' talents. Maybe tennis?

[VanBuren]

It ate everybody.



Soccer really isn't a sport well-suited for a sharktopus' talents. Maybe tennis?


Sharktopus seems like more of a rugby player IMO.

[Lycan 01]

I was quite a fan of Ice Spiders and The Dunwitch Horror, myself. :smallamused:


I like SciFi SyFy (:smallyuk:) Original Movies, usually. While some of them just don't interest me, the ones that do are usually entertaining. They may not be good, but they're a fun watch because its either mindless fun or just so bad its good. :smalltongue: I mean, how can you not enjoy a movie about a frozen Wooly Mammoth being brought back to life by aliens so it can go around stealing people's souls? :smallbiggrin:

[Phase]

I mean, how can you not enjoy a movie about a frozen Wooly Mammoth being brought back to life by aliens so it can go around stealing people's souls? :smallbiggrin:

I loved that one, it's definitely in the top ten, though it can't stand up to the Mothman moving through reflective surfaces to bring justice to innocent bystanders and being weak to daylight in one scene but no others.

[SpiderMew]

Ok this looks awsome! I want these for the next time i run a dnd game. That song has a cool sound lol.

[Bhu]

Oh I must see this....

[tomandtish]

:smallsigh: the wizards are up to it again. I half suspect we'll see a porcupine duck next.


We already have those. They are called "Dorcs". :smallcool:

[factotum]

Soccer really isn't a sport well-suited for a sharktopus' talents.

Ah, but if the sharktopus eats all the other teams then surely it will win by default! :smallwink:

[Avilan the Grey]

:smallsigh: the wizards are up to it again. I half suspect we'll see a porcupine duck next.

Um this creature is actually in the D&D Monster Manual. Not sure for what edition, but it is in there together with Owlbears and Sealions (lion with fish tails).

[Deth Muncher]

Gott in Himmel. This could replace the Salamancan Biting Pear for the LOLWUT meme.

[Killer Angel]

Um this creature is actually in the D&D Monster Manual. Not sure for what edition, but it is in there together with Owlbears and Sealions (lion with fish tails).

It was so clear. A wizard did it.
Xykon, you and your acid breathing sharks, watch and learn!

[Morph Bark]

We already have those. They are called "Dorcs". :smallcool:

I thought those were Dwarf-Orcs?

[Avilan the Grey]

I thought those were Dwarf-Orcs?

I thought Dorcs were Orcs with no social skills?

[SolkaTruesilver]

As far as scary mix of animals go, I'd put my money on a swarm of Hummingbird/Pirhanas.

Nothing can stop them.

[Eldan]

I thought those were Dwarf-Orcs?

Those are called Dworcs. And important distinction.

Now, just don't ask about Dwelves.

[Avilan the Grey]

As far as scary mix of animals go, I'd put my money on a swarm of Hummingbird/Pirhanas.

Nothing can stop them.

You know, I never saw those movies.

[T-O-E]

That is a teensy bit silly.

[Avilan the Grey]

That is a teensy bit silly.

Honestly I must say I am both a little disappointed and very surprised that the girls in his movies actually wear as much clothes as they do... :smallbiggrin:

[Yulian]

So...what's between the tentacles? A beak? Sharktopus pooper?

- Yulian

[Killer Angel]

As far as scary mix of animals go, I'd put my money on a swarm of Hummingbird/Pirhanas.

Nothing can stop them.

Indeed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Piranha2.jpg). :smalltongue:

(Don't laugh, it's a Cameron film!)

[Phase]

So...what's between the tentacles? A beak? Sharktopus pooper?

- Yulian

I'm assuming it's a cross between a beak and a shark mouth, with a ring of shark teeth being the beaky parts. Roger Corman actually had an hour long meeting trying to figure out the biology of a Sharktopus. He's my hero.

[Mr. Scaly]

...Wow. I...am at a loss for words. Knowing who Roger Corman is and seeing one of these trailers for myself are just...two completely different things.

[Yulian]

I'm assuming it's a cross between a beak and a shark mouth, with a ring of shark teeth being the beaky parts. Roger Corman actually had an hour long meeting trying to figure out the biology of a Sharktopus. He's my hero.

The man is a legend for a reason. He embraced the ridiculousness long ago and built an empire.

- Yulian

[Callos_DeTerran]

So...what's between the tentacles? A beak? Sharktopus pooper?

- Yulian

It's glowing weak point for massive damage. :smalltongue: