For SCIENCE!

[RE:Insanity]

Ladies and gentlemen, constructs of all ages, and minions who hope they don't get chosen for a survival run, welcome to the GREAT BIG MAD SCIENCE TOURNAMENT!
Sit down, grab some snacks, and get ready, because soon, there'll be a battle to behold!

[RE:Insanity]

Today we have a low level fight to warm you up! In the blue corner, size small and a sneaky li'l bastard, ROOOOCCCKKKKYYYY THE MINIOOOOONNNNNNN!

In the red corner, size medium, made of metal, and quite literally made to kill, HEEEECKKEEEELLLL!

The arena floor pulls back to reveal a deep, dark canyon full of twisting turns and molten rivers of lava. Anyone anywhere near the lava better watch out, because convection can be a mean little bishie!
The blue corner is at the far northern end of the arena, and surrounded by dark red volcanic rocks with plenty of large hidey-holes in them. The red corner at the far western end is similar, though the rocks near it lead into a jagged, fiery pit of melting rocks.

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
*players may want to PM me for secret actions they take, though the cheering of the crowd and occasional glimpses of the magical 'viewscreen illusions' above may show where they are*

[Croverus]

Gristle sits in the minion section, his arms folded as he watches the viewscreen. No one seems to want to sit next to him, rumors have already started spreading that the lizardfolk eats smaller minions who bother him.

He wondered a bit about if any of the minions below he might work with at some point. Then he wondered about what he'll have toe at after the fight. then he wondered why the last master he had used little metal implements called "forks" and "spoons". Hands work fine for solid food and liquid food coudl be slurped from the bowl.

[HypoSoc]

Murock places his prepared dagger of Heckel's crossbow, casting its prepared Magic Weapon. It should last for a minute. He goes back to the sidelines.

[Doctor Acula]

Frank un Futer straps Rocky into the leather armor he crafted earlier, he hands Rocky the sling and 15 sling bullets, he also places a quarterstaff on Rocky's back. He then uses the "Skill Enhancement" Infusion on Rocky, the duration is 10 minuites. Before letting him go into battle Frank un Futer telepathically tells Rocky Attack from a distance, attack from the shadows. And take your time

[RE:Insanity]

Already different members of the audience are placing bets and cheering for different minions...

[HypoSoc]

Muroc had handed a note to Heckel. It read: "Keep in the distance and pulverize with your crossbow before the enchantment wear off. Then, when you run out of bolts, close up the range for some melee."