Beans
2010-07-28, 12:34 PM
Spreaders
Of
Chaos,
Idiosyncratically
Organized,
Promoting
Acronyms
That
Hurt to read.
Out in a boring, suburban neighborhood is a house.
An average two-story house.
With a massive compound under it.
This is the base of what may come to be the organization SOCIOPATH, devoted to spreading chaos and generally being tossers.
For now, it is where Mango 45 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9023814&postcount=121)waits behind a desk.
The house has a sign saying NEW ORGANIZATION, APPLY WITHIN.
How to Join:
1. Walk in.
2. Fill out an info sheet.
3. Submit it to an existing member.
4. If accepted, do a tiny dance. If rejected, scram.
Name:
Alignment: You can lie here.
Age:
Gender:
Race:
Class:
Other:
1. No destroying or otherwise totally neutralizing the place.
2. No godmoding/godmodding.
3. Silliness is allowed if it is well-written, non-spammy, and is the sort of thing your character would actually do.
4. Romance/Curtains/Das Sechs/etc can happen here and stuff, but naughty things have to be behind the curtain. And curtains every five minutes are generally frowned upon. *is aware of hypocrisy*
LAYOUT:
HOUSE: It's the house. Normal sort of house. Go down the basement stairs and enter the...
RECEPTION AREA: It's got a desk and infosheets to fill out. From there, continue to the...
MAIN ROOM: A large, open-ish space with doors on nearly every wall. Entering from the reception area has you facing NORTH. This room also houses, against the west wall, an area with couches, chairs, coffee tables, and a big ol' TV.
On the east wall are the doors to...
DORMS: The hallway to the dorms is here. Each person's room can be customized off the shizzle.
On the north wall, the doors to...
WORKSHOP/LABS: This is where you build stuff to aid in your quest against order, peace, quiet, and boredom.
ARMORY: Weapons and such are stored here. Eleventy-billion guns and explosives (about half of them stolen from 50 Cent) and enough swords/maces/flails/axes/etc to make a Ren fair enthusiast weep.
TESTING ROOM: There's training dummies, targets... training EVERYTHING, sort of.
On the west wall, the doors to:
KITCHEN: It's a big ol' kitchen with a countertop island and chairs and yummies.
MEETING ROOM: It's the classic long-table leather-chairs sort of meeting room. Sometimes used for meetings, other times used for obnoxious raves.
Of
Chaos,
Idiosyncratically
Organized,
Promoting
Acronyms
That
Hurt to read.
Out in a boring, suburban neighborhood is a house.
An average two-story house.
With a massive compound under it.
This is the base of what may come to be the organization SOCIOPATH, devoted to spreading chaos and generally being tossers.
For now, it is where Mango 45 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9023814&postcount=121)waits behind a desk.
The house has a sign saying NEW ORGANIZATION, APPLY WITHIN.
How to Join:
1. Walk in.
2. Fill out an info sheet.
3. Submit it to an existing member.
4. If accepted, do a tiny dance. If rejected, scram.
Name:
Alignment: You can lie here.
Age:
Gender:
Race:
Class:
Other:
1. No destroying or otherwise totally neutralizing the place.
2. No godmoding/godmodding.
3. Silliness is allowed if it is well-written, non-spammy, and is the sort of thing your character would actually do.
4. Romance/Curtains/Das Sechs/etc can happen here and stuff, but naughty things have to be behind the curtain. And curtains every five minutes are generally frowned upon. *is aware of hypocrisy*
LAYOUT:
HOUSE: It's the house. Normal sort of house. Go down the basement stairs and enter the...
RECEPTION AREA: It's got a desk and infosheets to fill out. From there, continue to the...
MAIN ROOM: A large, open-ish space with doors on nearly every wall. Entering from the reception area has you facing NORTH. This room also houses, against the west wall, an area with couches, chairs, coffee tables, and a big ol' TV.
On the east wall are the doors to...
DORMS: The hallway to the dorms is here. Each person's room can be customized off the shizzle.
On the north wall, the doors to...
WORKSHOP/LABS: This is where you build stuff to aid in your quest against order, peace, quiet, and boredom.
ARMORY: Weapons and such are stored here. Eleventy-billion guns and explosives (about half of them stolen from 50 Cent) and enough swords/maces/flails/axes/etc to make a Ren fair enthusiast weep.
TESTING ROOM: There's training dummies, targets... training EVERYTHING, sort of.
On the west wall, the doors to:
KITCHEN: It's a big ol' kitchen with a countertop island and chairs and yummies.
MEETING ROOM: It's the classic long-table leather-chairs sort of meeting room. Sometimes used for meetings, other times used for obnoxious raves.