How do you kill a giant spiked spider?

[Silverking]

We just started a game, so we are all level one. Our team consists of a mage, rogue, palidin, and a meat tank. In the basement of a tailor's shop, the orc owner of which has been convinced by the spider to kidnap and murder children. He has been charmed, and is now on our side. The spider is in a cave in the basement, whitch a few of us entered. And after a short ooc conversation, which the Dm said he heard, and a failed bluff check, we are being chased out of the basement. What should we do?

Here is the thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=160425)

[Prodan]

10 mL of liquid phosgene will solve your problem nicely.

[Silverking]

And where would you find that?

[Prodan]

Kaiser Wilhelm Institute, circa 1915?

[Silverking]

That doesn't help in medevil dnd.

[Silverking]

We don't have to kill it now. Somone must have an idea of somthing to do?

[AslanCross]

Set some hay on fire. Put enough of it so that it smolders. Shove it into the basement and close the door. Tie a rope to the door and get as far from the door as possible. (or otherwise rig a way to open the door remotely)

If the lack of oxygen doesn't kill it, eventually the gases will build up such that opening the door will cause a backdraft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backdraft) and incinerate the spider. May cause collateral damage.

[Silverking]

Hmm... That could work...

[Lhurgyof]

With giant, spiked boots.

[arrowhen]

What we need is a giant spiked kitten.

Also, you realize that our DM, who is *running the game on these very forums*, is almost certain to read this, right? I'm just sayin'...

[Silverking]

Whats the worst he could do?

[Tiki Snakes]

Whats the worst he could do?

Transformation sequence / Situation Escalates?
http://www.alafista.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/images/april09/126.jpg

[Dr.Epic]

We just started a game, so we are all level one. Our team consists of a mage, rogue, palidin, and a meat tank. In the basement of a tailor's shop, the orc owner of which has been convinced by the spider to kidnap and murder children. He has been charmed, and is now on our side. The spider is in a cave in the basement, whitch a few of us entered. And after a short ooc conversation, which the Dm said he heard, and a failed bluff check, we are being chased out of the basement. What should we do?

Here is the thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=160425)

Wow, this sure seems familiar.


What we need is a giant spiked kitten.

Also, you realize that our DM, who is *running the game on these very forums*, is almost certain to read this, right? I'm just sayin'...

Nah, that's impossible.

[Silverking]

"Crap, its the Dm" *hides in a barrel*

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[jiriku]

http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab24/gallopinggiraffes/Subtlety.jpg

Alternately, collapse the building on top of the spider.

[Silverking]

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ugg, crappy forum rolling. well, its not funny anymore.