German Science Concludes: Cleaveage is Good

[shadow_archmagi]

I can't verify the credibility of this article (http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html)

But I am terribly amused by the concept.

[SDF]

Whenever I hear cleavage in a scientific context I assume that they are talking about this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_%28embryo%29) while simultaneously making a boob joke. Nice to see someone cut out the middle man.

(additionally, you could start a salicylic acid regiment and get comparable results [talk to your doctor] then again if you get caught looking at a woman, "trying to gain immortality" would be an interesting defense)

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Whenever I hear cleavage in a scientific context I assume that they are talking about this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_%28embryo%29) while simultaneously making a boob joke. Nice to see someone cut out the middle man.

Normally, I would post this on Facebook. But that would be wiiieerd.

[Emperor Ing]

So...10 minutes of looking at boobs = 30 minute aerobics workout?

Why would anyone in the right mind want to refute that? :smallsmile:

You heard it first here: Ladies, do your part for the greater good of all malekind, wear your v-necks and cleavage tops.

[Mando Knight]

It take ten minutes of staring at 'em, though. Not really practical unless you've already got a regular supply.

[Helanna]

So...10 minutes of looking at boobs = 30 minute aerobics workout?


Yeah . . . call me crazy, but something makes me doubt that a bit. I think I'll need a bit more evidence than "some unnamed, un-described German study said so". :smallwink:


You heard it first here: Ladies, do your part for the greater good of all malekind, wear your v-necks and cleavage tops.

Hey, do you go to pharmacies and demand free prescriptions? :smallamused:

[shadow_archmagi]

A pity, really (http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp)

[Xyk]

A pity, really (http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp)

Aww....:smallfrown:

[Kiren]

I guess we need to find other explanation for the Medieval age's short lifespan, sickness maybe?

[shadow_archmagi]

Man One: Whatcha doing
Man Two: Increasing my lifespan
Man One: You do realize that hasn't been proven at all?
Man Two: On the contrary it's very well documented.
Man One: What? Where?
Man Two: Ask anyone. Everyone knows that the Placebo Effect is a powerful thing.

[Don Julio Anejo]

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
What if you do both at the same time? :wink: Do the effects add or multiply?

[Cobalt]

What if you do both at the same time? :wink: Do the effects add or multiply?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I see what you did there.

[Bhu]

What if you do both at the same time? :wink: Do the effects add or multiply?

I have this mental picture of someone walking into a Gym and seeing a man jogging on a treadmill, giggling while staring at a naked woman, and then slowly retreating from the room hoping the other two don't see him...

[Coidzor]

Man Two: Ask anyone. Everyone knows that the Placebo Effect is a powerful thing.

Ahhh, the Placebo Effect. :smallamused:

[Tirian]

Ahhh, the Placebo Effect. :smallamused:

Is that what you young kids are calling them now?

[Moff Chumley]

Is that what you young kids are calling them now?

Two internets, good sir. You haz won them. :smallbiggrin:

[Coidzor]

Is that what you young kids are calling them now?

It is now... haha.

[Eldan]

"Hey, Baby... Want to experience my Placebo Effect?" *Eyebrow wiggle*

[Lioness]

Every time I hear "cleavage" my mind goes back to year 9 geology, where we were told about perfect cleavage, imperfect cleavage, and cubic cleavage. Heh.

As for the placebos...I can't see this catching on. "Boy, my placebos are feeling odd today" "o.0?"

[Flame of Anor]

Well, you know, "placebo" is Latin for "I shall please". Sounds dead-on to me... :smallbiggrin:

[Coidzor]

Every time I hear "cleavage" my mind goes back to year 9 geology, where we were told about perfect cleavage, imperfect cleavage, and cubic cleavage. Heh.

As for the placebos...I can't see this catching on. "Boy, my placebos are feeling odd today" "o.0?"

:smallwink: Slightly different thing being referred to. Though the real joy is in being suggestive of multiple possible things...

Sort of a Schrodinger's Innuendo, only with more than 2 possibilities to collapse the wave-form into with context....

[Tirian]

Two internets, good sir. You haz won them. :smallbiggrin:

Never mind the internets. I now have the curious sensation that I inspired the punchline of an OOTS strip. If anyone's looking for me, I'll be up here.

[Coidzor]

Never mind the internets. I now have the curious sensation that I inspired the punchline of an OOTS strip. If anyone's looking for me, I'll be up here.

... warm fuzzy sensation. :smallbiggrin: I think... is pride... in the forums...

[Moff Chumley]

Never mind the internets. I now have the curious sensation that I inspired the punchline of an OOTS strip. If anyone's looking for me, I'll be up here.

The giant is gonna be pretty damn pissed when he sees this... :smallcool:

[Player_Zero]

Correlation.

Causation.

[shadow_archmagi]

Correlation.

Causation.

Uh, PZ?

The article was already shown to be false.

[Maximum Zersk]

Wouldn't it be Causality?

[Coidzor]

The giant is gonna be pretty damn pissed when he sees this... :smallcool:

:smalltongue: Or amuzzled.

[Dr.Epic]

Well I've been saying this for years.

[Marnath]

Uh, PZ?

The article was already shown to be false.
Where? Forgive me if i missed it but i see no evidence against it besides people saying it's absurd. Which is true, mind you. But i wanna play devil's advocate for a while :smalltongue:

[Maximum Zersk]

A pity, really (http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp)

Here, Marnath.

[Marnath]

That would be why i didn't see it, i don't click on links so i won't get a virus. Like the one i got just now from clicking that one. :smallsigh: Sometimes i just want to shoot my computer. Hooray for Malwarebytes remover thingy.

[Thes Hunter]

I am glad I do my part to help the health of the community. :smallbiggrin:

[Xyk]

I am glad I do my part to help the health of the community. :smallbiggrin:

I like this statement. BTW.

[Moff Chumley]

I am glad I do my part to help the health of the community. :smallbiggrin:

A fine, upstanding citizen.

>.>

[Coidzor]

I am glad I do my part to help the health of the community. :smallbiggrin:

:smalltongue: I'm just glad you're still kicking. Been forever since I've seen ya around the boards.

[RE:Insanity]

A fine, upstanding citizen.

>.>

She's not all that's upstanding.:smallamused:

[Brother Oni]

Well if it's cold, she'd be standing proud. :smalltongue:

[RE:Insanity]

An internet for the both of us?:smallconfused:

[Mando Knight]

That would be why i didn't see it, i don't click on links so i won't get a virus. Like the one i got just now from clicking that one. :smallsigh: Sometimes i just want to shoot my computer. Hooray for Malwarebytes remover thingy.

You need an antivirus... and a firewall, and another systems sweep. You shouldn't be getting viruses left and right from sites like Snopes.

[smartidiot]

what about staring at a magnificent set of perky round eyes?

[RE:Insanity]

The song 'big brown eyes' now has a whole new meaning.

[Adumbration]

The song 'big brown eyes' now has a whole new meaning.

*reaches for brain bleach*

[deuxhero]

No, it confirms that oggling bodies is good.

Cleavage is still inferior to flat chests.

[Zovc]

Hey, do you go to pharmacies and demand free prescriptions? :smallamused:

I'll buy you dinner. Final offer. :smallwink: