Dog saves drunk man by eating his big toe

[pendell]

link (http://www.nationalreview.com/the-feed/242379/dog-saves-drunk-man-eating-his-big-toe) .

Best. Headline. EVAH.

Respectfully,

Brian P.

[CoffeeIncluded]

A glucose level of 560?! :smalleek:

[EmeraldRose]

Wow. He's seriously lucky not to be much worse off. It'd have to have been fairly well advanced infection at that point, if it would've required an amputation...

Also...GROSS!

[Emperor Ing]

Wow, that's gotta be one of the more bizarre things i've seen, a dog chewing off your toe, passed out drunk, a BGL of 560 (I'm no diabetic but i'm sure that's a bad thing) and a dangerous infection. HOW DOES THIS HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?! :smalltongue:

[Adumbration]

I bet the dog just wanted a snack. :smalltongue:

[arguskos]

Wow, that's gotta be one of the more bizarre things i've seen, a dog chewing off your toe, passed out drunk, a BGL of 560 (I'm no diabetic but i'm sure that's a bad thing) and a dangerous infection. HOW DOES THIS HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?! :smalltongue:
He's not dead? :smalltongue:

[Jack Squat]

Best. Headline. EVAH.

I respectfully disagree (http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2008Aug06/0,4670,ODDMexicoLionAttack,00.html)

(It took me forever to find an actual news link to that since it's been taken off of AP's site)

[Keld Denar]

Who ever said Mounted Combat was a crappy feat except as a prereq for Spirited Charge...

[RE:Insanity]

Who ever said Mounted Combat was a crappy feat except as a prereq for Spirited Charge...

My brother. Twice.

[SurlySeraph]

None of those are the best headline ever. This is better, (http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2010/0730/Monkeys-hate-flying-squirrels-report-monkey-annoyance-experts) and this is the best. (http://current.com/entertainment/wtf/88862229_i-kicked-burning-terrorist-so-hard-in-the-balls-that-i-tore-a-tendon-in-my-foot.htm)

[Rae Artemi]

This thread is now about awesome headlines.

[mucat]

I respectfully disagree (http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2008Aug06/0,4670,ODDMexicoLionAttack,00.html)

Who gave the lion a machete?

[Bhu]

None of those are the best headline ever. This is better, (http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2010/0730/Monkeys-hate-flying-squirrels-report-monkey-annoyance-experts) and this is the best. (http://current.com/entertainment/wtf/88862229_i-kicked-burning-terrorist-so-hard-in-the-balls-that-i-tore-a-tendon-in-my-foot.htm)

How does one become a professional Monkey Pisser Offer?

[Saurus33]

560?! They must use a different scale there.

Edit: they do! It would be 56 here. Anyway, that is still ridiculously high.

[Lord Raziere]

I have only word to respond to this:

What.

[chiasaur11]

No.

Best headline?

Spider-Man: THREAT OR MENACE?

Daily Bugle been running it for 40 years, and it's still true.

[Demonman]

Edit: they do! It would be 56 here. Anyway, that is still ridiculously high.
I have to pointout that no, it isn't. If anything it's ridiculously low and may be a sign of hypoglycemia. (Burning sugar too fast) It's actually much easier to slip into a coma, etc, from low blood sugar then high blood sugar. Which can reach hundreds and all you have to do is not eat, exert yourself, and if diabetic, take insulin...

Not that you should let yourself get to high blood glucose levels, but I'm just saying. A 56 would just be slightly less threatening then a 560. Because the 560 is way too high for living conditions, but has no choice but to go down unless you stop by McDonalds whilest dying.

The 56 however, will just keep going lower untill you do endup dying.

[Thajocoth]

I have to pointout that no, it isn't. If anything it's ridiculously low and may be a sign of hypoglycemia. (Burning sugar too fast) It's actually much easier to slip into a coma, etc, from low blood sugar then high blood sugar. Which can reach hundreds and all you have to do is not eat, exert yourself, and if diabetic, take insulin...

Not that you should let yourself get to high blood glucose levels, but I'm just saying. A 56 would just be slightly less threatening then a 560. Because the 560 is way too high for living conditions, but has no choice but to go down unless you stop by McDonalds whilest dying.

The 56 however, will just keep going lower untill you do endup dying.

56 where Saurus lives is 560 where you live. They use a different scale.

[Murkus]

this is the best. (http://current.com/entertainment/wtf/88862229_i-kicked-burning-terrorist-so-hard-in-the-balls-that-i-tore-a-tendon-in-my-foot.htm)


Why doesn't my newspaper print headlines like this?

[Gamblerjoe]

the Donkey one was the best. the rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves:smallannoyed: ok, maybe not the op, that one was pretty awesome too.

[Rowsen]

http://a.imageshack.us/img843/1750/1278485035259.jpg

...yeah.


Top that.

[Eldan]

That just looks like a bad editor to me.