CHB XXV: What Stereotype Should We Butcher Today?

[Zexion]

Begin da roleplay!

[Creed]

The sound suddenly stops.
What is it? Mary asks worriedly.

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She shrugs and kisses him again.

[Zexion]

He grins and kisses her back.

[Creed]

He grins and kisses her back.

The sound starts again.

[Zexion]

The sound starts again.
He ignores it, instead continuing to kiss Mary.

[Creed]

He ignores it, instead continuing to kiss Mary.

She continues kissing him, apparently enjoying the affair.

The sound is getting louder.

[Zexion]

She continues kissing him, apparently enjoying the affair.

The sound is getting louder.
He continues to ignore it, because kissing is more fun. :smallbiggrin:

[Creed]

He continues to ignore it, because kissing is more fun. :smallbiggrin:

There is a crash onto the path and Mary breaks away, looking at the red-coated man now standing on the path.
Morgan?!?
Mary?!?
the two shout almost simultaneously and stare at each other, astounded.

[Zexion]

There is a crash onto the path and Mary breaks away, looking at the red-coated man now standing on the path.
Morgan?!?
Mary?!?
the two shout almost simultaneously and stare at each other, astounded.
Uh, what's going on? Jasper wonders aloud.

[Creed]

Uh, what's going on? Jasper wonders aloud.

We...worked yeah, worked together in Vegas a few years ago.
The two are looking at each other, disgust apparent of their faces.

[Zexion]

We...worked yeah, worked together in Vegas a few years ago.
The two are looking at each other, disgust apparent of their faces.
Uh... worked on what, exactly?

[Creed]

Uh... worked on what, exactly?

I'm gonna go now.
Good idea, dumba(bs).
Morgan holds his hands up defensively and runs into the woods.
Mary sighs heavily and runs her fingers through her hair, sitting down on a log.

[Zexion]

I'm gonna go now.
Good idea, dumba(bs).
Morgan holds his hands up defensively and runs into the woods.
Mary sighs heavily and runs her fingers through her hair, sitting down on a log.
Jeparo sits next to her.
I take it you two... have a history together?

[Creed]

Jeparoasper! sits next to her.
I take it you two... have a history together?

Like I said. We were part of a team in Vegas two years ago. I thought I was the only one left.

[Zexion]

Like I said. We were part of a team in Vegas two years ago. I thought I was the only one left.
What kind of team? And what do you mean by "only one left?"

[Gimliggamer]

Jennifer is hanging upsidedown from her tree.

Meagan is place with Shadowfox.

Trevor is screwing about.

Jack is walking around.

[Creed]

What kind of team? And what do you mean by "only one left?"

We were sent to take down a monster-run drug ring. And someone ratted our team out. We were preparing the sting and all the sudden there were monsters everywhere. I climbed out a window and fell two stories, but managed to limp off. I thought everyone else had been captured or killed.

[Zexion]

We were sent to take down a monster-run drug ring. And someone ratted our team out. We were preparing the sting and all the sudden there were monsters everywhere. I climbed out a window and fell two stories, but managed to limp off. I thought everyone else had been captured or killed.
Oh... sounds pretty cool. Except for the angry monsters bit...

[Creed]

Oh... sounds pretty cool. Except for the angry monsters bit...

Thanks. she smiles a bit.

[Zexion]

Thanks. she smiles a bit.
He smiles back.
So, do you want to head back, or...?

[Creed]

He smiles back.
So, do you want to head back, or...?

She tilts her head to the side a bit, questioningly.

[Zexion]

She tilts her head to the side a bit, questioningly.
Well? he says, smiling slightly.

[Creed]

Well? he says, smiling slightly.

Ohhh. she says, understanding now.
She teasingly ponders it for a moment, and leans in and kisses him again.

[Zexion]

Ohhh. she says, understanding now.
She teasingly ponders it for a moment, and leans in and kisses him again.
He kisses back passionately, pulling her close.

[CrimsonAngel]

I pretty much just solod The Iron Forgeman in GuildWars. Since I don't think any of you know what that is, it's a gigantic automaton controling a forge opperated by evil dwarves. (Angry midgets) :smallbiggrin: I came out of the furnace with a crappy quest reward and a new pet.

[Creed]

He kisses back passionately, pulling her close.

She is pulled and keeps kissing him, eyes closed.
Tongue? Yes.:smalltongue:

[IcemanJRC]

I pretty much just solod The Iron Forgeman in GuildWars. Since I don't think any of you know what that is, it's a gigantic automaton controling a forge opperated by evil dwarves. (Angry midgets) :smallbiggrin: I came out of the furnace with a crappy quest reward and a new pet.

Awesome! You just reminded me what I'm supposed to be doing.

[Zexion]

She is pulled and keeps kissing him, eyes closed.
Tongue? Yes.:smalltongue:
He doesn't go any further, instead preferring to wait... :smallwink:

[CrimsonAngel]

Awesome! You just reminded me what I'm supposed to be doing.

What are you supposed to be doing? I hope it's buying guildwars. I need more sane and non-homophobis people in my guild.

EDIT: And less drug addicts.

[IcemanJRC]

What are you supposed to be doing? I hope it's buying guildwars. I need more sane and non-homophobis people in my guild.

EDIT: And less drug addicts.

How m uch is it? And the subscription? I might buy it later, but I'm supposed to be installing League of Legends, which I am.

[Creed]

He doesn't go any further, instead preferring to wait... :smallwink:

Well if he insists, then fine.:smalltongue:
She keeps kissing him, turning into omnomnoming his face rather quickly.

[Gimliggamer]

How m uch is it? And the subscription? I might buy it later, but I'm supposed to be installing League of Legends, which I am.
No subscription. Which is why I'm celebrating in three days.:smalltongue:

[CrimsonAngel]

No subscription fee. If you look at the right time, you can get it for like 5 dollars. I think it's higher than that at the a-net store, i'd have to check.

[IcemanJRC]

No subscription fee. If you look at the right time, you can get it for like 5 dollars. I think it's higher than that at the a-net store, i'd have to check.

That's ridiculously cheap... I may get it then. But fo now I play League of Legends, you should get, if you like DotAs.

[Zexion]

Well if he insists, then fine.:smalltongue:
She keeps kissing him, turning into omnomnoming his face rather quickly.
He's fine with that. :smallwink:

[Creed]

He's fine with that. :smallwink:

Mary eventually pulls away, smiling.

[Zexion]

Mary eventually pulls away, smiling.
He is also smiling. Yay!
How was that?

[Creed]

He is also smiling. Yay!
How was that?

Alright. It kinda came out of nowhere though. she laughs.

[Zexion]

Alright. It kinda came out of nowhere though. she laughs.
He laughs with her. I don't hear you complaining.

[CrimsonAngel]

Mark is making out with some dude in the sword arena.

Aaron is waiting for WP to come back from his swimming leaons so he can get drunk.

[Creed]

He laughs with her. I don't hear you complaining.

Well now that I think about it... she leans in and kisses him again, very, very intensely.

[Zexion]

Well now that I think about it... she leans in and kisses him again, very, very intensely.
He tries to keep up, and is mostly successful. He might overshoot the intimacy barrier, though... :smallwink:

[Creed]

He tries to keep up, and is mostly successful. He might overshoot the intimacy barrier, though... :smallwink:

The intimacy barrier? Mary doesn't understand this.
She'd curtain at this point.:smallwink::smalltongue:

[Zexion]

The intimacy barrier? Mary doesn't understand this.
She'd curtain at this point.:smallwink::smalltongue:
Then they CURTAIN.

POST-CURTAIN
Jasper is obviously tired. He just doesn't have enough stamina for these long chess games. :smallbiggrin:

[Creed]

Then they CURTAIN.

POST-CURTAIN
Jasper is obviously tired. He just doesn't have enough stamina for these long chess games. :smallbiggrin:

Mary is snuggling, obviously happy and completely not tired.
Well that was nice.:smallbiggrin:

[Zexion]

Mary is snuggling, obviously happy and completely not tired.
Well that was nice.:smallbiggrin:
Yes, it was, he says quietly.

[Creed]

Yes, it was, he says quietly.

She smiles and kisses him.

[Zexion]

She smiles and kisses him.
He smiles tiredly and kisses back.

[Creed]

He smiles tiredly and kisses back.

Aww, is little Jasper tired?:smalltongue::smallbiggrin:

[Zexion]

Aww, is little Jasper tired?:smalltongue::smallbiggrin:
Yes, he says.

[CrimsonAngel]

Aww, is little Jasper tired?:smalltongue::smallbiggrin:

Why would she call him little after they curtained? Not cool. :smalltongue:

[Gimliggamer]

Aww, is little Jasper tired?:smalltongue::smallbiggrin:
That is quite possibly the most awesome statement ever.


Why would she call him little after they curtained? Not cool. :smalltongue:
Because it's hilarious.

[Creed]

Yes, he says.

Then why don't we get dressed and head back to the Hermes cabin. she smiles as she gets dressed.

@GG: why thank you!:smallbiggrin:

[Zexion]

Then why don't we get dressed and head back to the Hermes cabin. she smiles as she gets dressed.

@GG: why thank you!:smallbiggrin:
Okay, he agrees, and he puts on his clothes.

[Creed]

Okay, he agrees, and he puts on his clothes.

She laughs and drags him back to the Hermes cabin once they both get their clothes on.

[Gimliggamer]

Speaking of awesomeness....:smalltongue:

Jennifer is hanging upsidedown from her tree.

Meagan is place with Shadowfox.

Trevor is screwing about.

Jack is walking around.

[Zexion]

She laughs and drags him back to the Hermes cabin once they both get their clothes on.
He is dragged, and as soon as they get there he pulls up the tape marking his spot and puts it down next to her mattress. :smallbiggrin:

[Creed]

He is dragged, and as soon as they get there he pulls up the tape marking his spot and puts it down next to her mattress. :smallbiggrin:

She laughs amusedly and pulls him next to her on her bed, cuddling into him and soon falling asleep.

[Zexion]

She laughs amusedly and pulls him next to her on her bed, cuddling into him and soon falling asleep.
He smiles to himself as he slowly falls asleep as well.

[Creed]

He smiles to himself as he slowly falls asleep as well.

Before he falls asleep, he may see a tall, black haired youth sneak into the cabin after curfew.

[Zexion]

Before he falls asleep, he may see a tall, black haired youth sneak into the cabin after curfew.
He doesn't, and falls asleep contentedly. Zzzzzzzz...

Quick timeskip?

[Creed]

He doesn't, and falls asleep contentedly. Zzzzzzzz...

Quick timeskip?

I guess.

When (and if) he wakes up, Mary is gone and the black haired youth is in a bed close by, browsing the internet on Jaspers laptop.:smalltongue:

[Zexion]

I guess.

When (and if) he wakes up, Mary is gone and the black haired youth is in a bed close by, browsing the internet on Jaspers laptop.:smalltongue:
He sees him and quickly rolls off of the mattress with a thump, standing up slowly.
That's my laptop, he says, making a grab for it. :smalltongue:

[Creed]

He sees him and quickly rolls off of the mattress with a thump, standing up slowly.
That's my laptop, he says, making a grab for it. :smalltongue:

Jeesh. Someone needs to take a chill pill. I was just checking my email. Like I even get emails at this place... he sighs and scratches his wild hair as the laptop is pulled away.

[Zexion]

Jeesh. Someone needs to take a chill pill. I was just checking my email. Like I even get emails at this place... he sighs and scratches his wild hair as the laptop is pulled away.
Jasper reluctantly hands the laptop back to Jason.
Check your email, then give it back.

[Creed]

Jasper reluctantly hands the laptop back to Jason.
Check your email, then give it back.

Very perceptive, Zexion.
Nah, it's cool. Jason leans back in his bed and puts his arms behind his head, starring at the ceiling.

[Zexion]

Very perceptive, Zexion.
Nah, it's cool. Jason leans back in his bed and puts his arms behind his head, starring at the ceiling.
He shrugs, then starts surfing the web, ignoring Jason.

[Creed]

He shrugs, then starts surfing the web, ignoring Jason.

No one ignores Jason!:smalltongue:

Your bed buddy left about an hour ago, F.Y.I. he says nonchalantly, getting an Ipod out of his pocket.

[Zexion]

No one ignores Jason!:smalltongue:

Your bed buddy left about an hour ago, F.Y.I. he says nonchalantly, getting an Ipod out of his pocket.
Did you see where she went? he asks, blushing.

[IcemanJRC]

Carson wanders the camp innocently.

[Creed]

Did you see where she went? he asks, blushing.

I don't stalk people. But considering the time of day, my bets are the showers or the dining hall.

[Gimliggamer]

Carson wanders the camp innocently.
He may want to be evil to one of these people....

Jennifer is hanging upsidedown from her tree.

Meagan is place with Shadowfox.

Trevor is screwing about.

Jack is walking around.

[IcemanJRC]

He may want to be evil to one of these people....

I said innocently, he's not always evil.

Cool fox.
Carson says, appearing behind Meagen.

[Zexion]

I don't stalk people. But considering the time of day, my bets are the showers or the dining hall.
Oh. Thanks, then. Uh...
He closes the laptop lid and stows it away in his bag. He then stands up, with the bag, and walks out of the Hermes cabin, going towards the showers.

[Gimliggamer]

I said innocently, he's not always evil.

Cool fox.
Carson says, appearing behind Meagen.
Is anyone?

Shadowfox is currently circling her feet.
"Release the Krakken! Thanks." She says, Shadowfox looking up at him.

[IcemanJRC]

Is anyone?

Shadowfox is currently circling her feet.
"Release the Krakken! Thanks." She says, Shadowfox looking up at him.

What kind is it?
He crouches and puts his face at level with Shadowfox.

[Creed]

Oh. Thanks, then. Uh...
He closes the laptop lid and stows it away in his bag. He then stands up, with the bag, and walks out of the Hermes cabin, going towards the showers.

Mary isn't there.

[Gimliggamer]

What kind is it?
He crouches and puts his face at level with Shadowfox.
He may notice that Shadowfox is made of shadows. It's little red dots for eyes stare at him. "I don't understand the question.."

[Zexion]

Mary isn't there.
He takes a shower anyways, then goes to the dining hall.

[IcemanJRC]

He may notice that Shadowfox is made of shadows. It's little red dots for eyes stare at him. "I don't understand the question.."

Yea... Well what's its name?
He shakes his head to clear it, he's kinda confused.

[Gimliggamer]

Yea... Well what's its name?
He shakes his head to clear it, he's kinda confused.
"I was going to call it Shadow if it ever developed a mind of it's own. Pun may or may not be intended." She says.

[Creed]

He takes a shower anyways, then goes to the dining hall.

She's spray-painting a giant X on the side.

[Zexion]

She's spray-painting a giant X on the side.
He runs over to her, worried.
Why are you graffiti-ing the dining hall? he asks reasonably. :smalltongue:

[IcemanJRC]

"I was going to call it Shadow if it ever developed a mind of it's own. Pun may or may not be intended." She says.

It doesn't have a mind of it's own?

[Gimliggamer]

It doesn't have a mind of it's own?
"Not at the moment. Right now it's just an extension of me." She explains.

[Creed]

He runs over to her, worried.
Why are you graffiti-ing the dining hall? he asks reasonably. :smalltongue:

I always start with a base. This X, it's gonna turn into the white house by the time everyone gets here. she keeps spray painting.

[IcemanJRC]

"Not at the moment. Right now it's just an extension of me." She explains.

He rolls backwards and smiles,
That's pretty cool.

[Gimliggamer]

He rolls backwards and smiles,
That's pretty cool.
"Thanks." She smiles. Shadowfox is jumping from spot to spot now.

[IcemanJRC]

"Thanks." She smiles. Shadowfox is jumping from spot to spot now.

You wanna do something?
He smiles and continues to watch Shadowfox from his sitting position.

[Gimliggamer]

You wanna do something?
He smiles and continues to watch Shadowfox from his sitting position.
"Sure." I fail to see why she doesn't ask what. And Shadowfox begins to jump farther.

[IcemanJRC]

"Sure." I fail to see why she doesn't ask what. And Shadowfox begins to jump farther.

Cool, any ideas?
He jumps up.

[Gimliggamer]

Cool, any ideas?
He jumps up.
"Go watch The Guild?Um..Swim?"

[IcemanJRC]

"Go watch The Guild?Um..Swim?"

I love that! Vork is so cool. Eh, sure.
He begins to walk and smiles.

[Creed]

I love that! Vork is so cool. Eh, sure.
He begins to walk and smiles.

Vork is lame. Bladezz is where the coolness lies.

[IcemanJRC]

Vork is lame. Bladezz is where the coolness lies.

NO VORK IS BEST!

Gotta deadtime for bed...

[Gimliggamer]

Vork is lame. Bladezz is where the coolness lies.
"Bladdez may be the coolest, but Vork is even funnier than Zaboo.

[Creed]

"Bladdez may be the coolest, but Vork is even funnier than Zaboo.

Best line in the guild ever:
Zaboo- The site just crashed
Vork- Where's Bladezz?
Pause
Vork- BLAAAAAADDDDDDEEEEEZZ!!!!!:smallbiggrin:

[CrimsonAngel]

Everyone knows that Venom is the best. "I like your dress. GO DIE IN IT!"

[Creed]

Everyone knows that Venom is the best. "I like your dress. GO DIE IN IT!"

Or possibly that Korean Guy.
[Deal with it!]

[Gimliggamer]

Linked for discussion (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=162000):smallwink:

[Zexion]

I always start with a base. This X, it's gonna turn into the white house by the time everyone gets here. she keeps spray painting.
Oh... he says weakly.
Wouldn't it be better to not vandalize?

[Creed]

Oh... he says weakly.
Wouldn't it be better to not vandalize?

But everyone gets to see it when I'm done! It's like being a famous artist with your work in galleries, but you don't have to talk to snobbish French people.

[Zexion]

But everyone gets to see it when I'm done! It's like being a famous artist with your work in galleries, but you don't have to talk to snobbish French people.
Well, what about if we got some really big pieces of paper, and you could do your art on those without defacing personal property? he suggests.

[Creed]

Well, what about if we got some really big pieces of paper, and you could do your art on those without defacing personal property? he suggests.

It's not "personal" property. This camp belongs to everyone, and really it isn't detracting anything. I actually have some artistic ability. she says defensively, getting back to work.

[Zexion]

It's not "personal" property. This camp belongs to everyone, and really it isn't detracting anything. I actually have some artistic ability. she says defensively, getting back to work.
Fair enough, he says, grinning.

[Creed]

Fair enough, he says, grinning.

Good, you know how to be submissive. Now sleep with me, slave!
Yeah, it's pretty fair. she jumps down from her ladder and kisses him.

[Gimliggamer]

Jasper is totally whipped (http://redvsblue.com/archive/?id=1414) by the way.:smallbiggrin:

[Zexion]

Good, you know how to be submissive. Now sleep with me, slave!
Yeah, it's pretty fair. she jumps down from her ladder and kisses him.
He smiles, and kisses back, decidedly pleased with this turn of events. :smalltongue:

[Creed]

He smiles, and kisses back, decidedly pleased with this turn of events. :smalltongue:

She pulls away and goes back to work.

[Zexion]

She pulls away and goes back to work.
He smiles to himself as he walks off again, there being no opportunities for further RP with her. :smallannoyed::smallbiggrin:

[Creed]

He smiles to himself as he walks off again, there being no opportunities for further RP with her. :smallannoyed::smallbiggrin:

Lies. or is it?:smallbiggrin:

[Zexion]

Lies. or is it?:smallbiggrin:
Grrrr... :smallannoyed::smallwink:

[CrimsonAngel]

Where could WP be? D: Aaron should already be drunk ._.

[Creed]

Where could WP be? D: Aaron should already be drunk ._.

Am I getting drunk? Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!:smallbiggrin:
@Zexion: Well do you want her to stop and talk with Jasper? or "talk" as the case may be.:smalltongue:

[Zexion]

Am I getting drunk? Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!:smallbiggrin:
@Zexion: Well do you want her to stop and talk with Jasper? or "talk" as the case may be.:smalltongue:
Well... yes, I do. :smallbiggrin:

[Creed]

Well... yes, I do. :smallbiggrin:

Mary walks up behind Jasper and bear hugs him.
Suprise!

[Zexion]

Mary walks up behind Jasper and bear hugs him.
Suprise!
He doesn't yelp this time (!?) instead trying to turn around and hug Mary back, while laughing.

[Creed]

He doesn't yelp this time (!?) instead trying to turn around and hug Mary back, while laughing.

As he turns around, she kisses him again.
Let's do something fun together today! I can always finish my painting later.

[Zexion]

As he turns around, she kisses him again.
Let's do something fun together today! I can always finish my painting later.
Like what? he asks, smiling eagerly.

[Creed]

Like what? he asks, smiling eagerly.

What do you want to do? she smiles slyly and snuggles into him.

[Zexion]

What do you want to do? she smiles slyly and snuggles into him.
He smiles back, just as slyly, and glances towards the woods suggestively.

[Creed]

He smiles back, just as slyly, and glances towards the woods suggestively.

She smiles and nods, kissing him while dragging him into the woods.

[Zexion]

She smiles and nods, kissing him while dragging him into the woods.
He is dragged. Yay drag-inness! :smallbiggrin:

[Creed]

He is dragged. Yay drag-inness! :smallbiggrin:

Once in a secluded part of the woods, it's CURTAIN TYME

[Zexion]

Once in a secluded part of the woods, it's CURTAIN TYME
This is getting a little repetitive, so, after they curtain, Jasper says
Uh... maybe we should go and shower now.
:smallbiggrin:

[Creed]

This is getting a little repetitive, so, after they curtain, Jasper says
Uh... maybe we should go and shower now.
:smallbiggrin:

That's a good idea. she smiles and pulls her clothes back on.

[Zexion]

That's a good idea. she smiles and pulls her clothes back on.
He does the same, then leads her to the showers...

[Creed]

He does the same, then leads her to the showers...

And Mary reacts based on what he does once they get there.

[Zexion]

And Mary reacts based on what he does once they get there.
He walks into a shower, but leaves the door open... :smallwink:

[waterpenguin43]

((Lies!.....>.>))
My people are place.

((...You're YOUNGER then me!? IMPOSSIBLE!!! :smallfurious::smalltongue:))


What are you supposed to be doing? I hope it's buying guildwars. I need more sane and non-homophobic people in my guild.
((If the people I know are any example, they're just saying that to trigger anger.))

[Creed]

He walks into a shower, but leaves the door open... :smallwink:

She sneaks in after him.

[Zexion]

She sneaks in after him.
He instantly turns around, closes the door, and, uh, well, minor CURTAIN. But more like second base, really. :smallwink:

[Creed]

He instantly turns around, closes the door, and, uh, well, minor CURTAIN. But more like second base, really. :smallwink:

Okey dokie then:smallbiggrin:

[waterpenguin43]

Hm... I have one day left before I leave.

[Zexion]

Hm... I have one day left before I leave.
Grrr... :smallmad:

Wait, no, I need to update my comic! I'll beeee baaack soooon!

[Creed]

Hm... I have one day left before I leave.

...
*cries*

Jason walks into the infirmary and sits down next to Alexis's bed.
How ya doing?

[Zexion]

Grrr... :smallmad:

Wait, no, I need to update my comic! I'll beeee baaack soooon!
And sooooon I waaaaaas baaaaaack!

So, to continue from where I left off:
Grrr... :smallmad:

[CrimsonAngel]

...
*cries*

Jason walks into the infirmary and sits down next to Alexis's bed.
How ya doing?

Your signature is way to big. So is your avatar.

[Creed]

Your signature is way to big. So is your avatar.

working on the second, I'll fix the first.

[waterpenguin43]

...
*cries*

Jason walks into the infirmary and sits down next to Alexis's bed.
How ya doing?
"Good. Asclepius says I'm nearly healed."

So, to continue from where I left off:
Grrr... :smallmad:
It's only for around 2 weeks.

[Creed]

"Good. Asclepius says I'm nearly healed."

It's only for around 2 weeks.

Great. Any trouble from Jack yet? he's suddenly serious.

[Zexion]

It's only for around 2 weeks.
Meh, I suppose you deserve a vacation... so instead of :smallmad: you get :smallannoyed:.

[CrimsonAngel]

Also, WP, you never got Aaron drunk. :smallfrown:

[waterpenguin43]

Great. Any trouble from Jack yet? he's suddenly serious.
"No. I haven't seen him at all in the last seven months..."

Also, WP, you never got Aaron drunk. :smallfrown:

((We can do that now.))
Kalia and Aaron are having lunch, when a Dionysus boy walks up to Aaron with an innocent smile on his face. "Excuse me, can you taste this drink I made? I want to know if it's good."

[CrimsonAngel]

:smallbiggrin:

Uh yeah. Sure. He takes the glass and drink some of it.

[Creed]

"No. I haven't seen him at all in the last seven months..."


((We can do that now.))
Kalia and Aaron are having lunch, when a Dionysus boy walks up to Aaron with an innocent smile on his face. "Excuse me, can you taste this drink I made? I want to know if it's good."

Great. Glad to hear he's finally leaving us alone.

[Woodsman]

((What'd I miss? I have a couple hours, then a friend's b-day party.

Edit: LOVE ME! :smallfrown:

Do I have the plague or something?))

[waterpenguin43]

:smallbiggrin:

Uh yeah. Sure. He takes the glass and drink some of it.
It tastes delicious.... but, Aaron feels very woozy drinking it...

Great. Glad to hear he's finally leaving us alone.
"Me too, but... nobody else has either."

((What'd I miss? I have a couple hours, then a friend's b-day party.

Edit: LOVE ME! :smallfrown:))

((I'm leaving tommorow, so I guess I feel for you.))

[CrimsonAngel]

Wh... what is this? He looks over at Kalia.

[Creed]

It tastes delicious.... but, Aaron feels very woozy drinking it...

"Me too, but... nobody else has either."


((I'm leaving tommorow, so I guess I feel for you.))

Oh well.
Alexis might notice he's not carrying any weaponsl.

[Woodsman]

((So... anyone wanna RP? :smallredface:))

[IcemanJRC]

Aaron can't hold his liquor.

Carson wanders as does Arthur, because I'm supposed to be doing homework but am also bored.

[Creed]

((So... anyone wanna RP? :smallredface:))

All my characters minus Jason are available.

[CrimsonAngel]

Aaron can't hold his liquor.

Carson wanders as does Arthur, because I'm supposed to be doing homework but am also bored.

No, no he can't. :smallsmile:

[waterpenguin43]

Wh... what is this? He looks over at Kalia.
She shrugs.
"Oh, just a little fruit juice mixture with some ice."

Oh well.
Alexis might notice he's not carrying any weapons.
Alexis does. "You aren't carrying weapons!"

((So... anyone wanna RP? :smallredface:))

((If nobody else will, sure. I have to go out soon, though...))

[CrimsonAngel]

Oh, okay... He looks around at nothing.

[waterpenguin43]

Oh, okay... He looks around at nothing.

Does he keep drinking?

[CrimsonAngel]

Aaron takes a big drink from his cup. :smalltongue:

[waterpenguin43]

Aaron takes a big drink from his cup. :smalltongue:

More wooziness....

[CrimsonAngel]

Hey Kalia? He puts his hand on her shoulder.

[Creed]

She shrugs.
"Oh, just a little fruit juice mixture with some ice."

Alexis does. "You aren't carrying weapons!"


((If nobody else will, sure. I have to go out soon, though...))

Er, well, uh, yeah...? he looks kinda flushed and scratches his head.

[waterpenguin43]

Hey Kalia? He puts his hand on her shoulder.
"Yeah?"

Er, well, uh, yeah...? he looks kinda flushed and scratches his head.
Alexis sits up and hugs him.

[Creed]

"Yeah?"

Alexis sits up and hugs him.

He hugs back.
I hid them where no one will find them. he whispers in her ear.

[CrimsonAngel]

Aaron grins and kisses her.

[waterpenguin43]

He hugs back.
I hid them where no one will find them. he whispers in her ear.
"Where?"


Aaron grins and kisses her.
She blushes and giggles.

[Creed]

"Where?"


She blushes and giggles.

Locked in the back of a shed next to the sword arena. No one could find them unless they know they're there. he whispers, only loud enough for her to hear.

[CrimsonAngel]

He continues kissing her.

[waterpenguin43]

Locked in the back of a shed next to the sword arena. No one could find them unless they know they're there. he whispers, only loud enough for her to hear.
"Well, that's nice."

He continues kissing her.
She continues giggling, kissing back occasionally.

[Creed]

"Well, that's nice."

She continues giggling, kissing back occasionally.

Not the best hiding spot, but it will do the trick. Now I can just settle down and the titans and monsters won't see me as a threat since I've layed down arms. he smiles hopefully.

[CrimsonAngel]

He adds his tongue, and by now Kalia might know something is up.

[waterpenguin43]

Not the best hiding spot, but it will do the trick. Now I can just settle down and the titans and monsters won't see me as a threat since I've layed down arms. he smiles hopefully.
"As if," says a disembodied voice next to him.

He adds his tongue, and by now Kalia might know something is up.
She does, but doesn't mind right now. :smallbiggrin:

[Creed]

"As if," says a disembodied voice next to him.

She does, but doesn't mind right now. :smallbiggrin:

Jason looks over, in fear, his heart sinking.

[waterpenguin43]

Jason looks over, in fear, his heart sinking.

A blonde girl appears in front of him. "I heard all of that. Good job."

((Hm... I sort of feel like writing a short story with Jason and Alexis. If I do, I know what I'll call it.))

[Creed]

A blonde girl appears in front of him. "I heard all of that. Good job."

((Hm... I sort of feel like writing a short story with Jason and Alexis. If I do, I know what I'll call it.))

I don't know who you are, but just leave us alone. Jason instinctively puts his hand across his torso to the side of his belt, and flinches when nothing is there.
((What?))

[waterpenguin43]

I don't know who you are, but just leave us alone. Jason instinctively puts his hand across his torso to the side of his belt, and flinches when nothing is there.
((What?))
((Hybristophilia. :smalltongue:))
"Oh, of course I'll leave you alone now. See you," says the girl, walking out of the infirmary.

[CrimsonAngel]

Aaron tries to take his shirt off...

[Creed]

((Hybristophilia. :smalltongue:))
"Oh, of course I'll leave you alone now. See you," says the girl, walking out of the infirmary.

((And I have no idea what that word means.:smalltongue:))

Jason sighs
Wonder what that was about.

[Zexion]

((And I have no idea what that word means.:smalltongue:))
((A sexual attraction to those who have commited violent crimes. :smalleek::smallbiggrin:))

[Creed]

((A sexual attraction to those who have commited violent crimes. :smalleek::smallbiggrin:))


(((...two things:
1: Oddly Fitting
2: How do you know that?!:smalleek:))

[Zexion]

(((...two things:
1: Oddly Fitting
2: How do you know that?!:smalleek:))
Wikipedia is my friend. So is Elbot. :smallbiggrin:

[waterpenguin43]

Aaron tries to take his shirt off...
Kalia lets him.

Jason sighs
Wonder what that was about.
Alexis shrugs.

((A sexual attraction to those who have commited violent crimes. :smalleek::smallbiggrin:))
((:smallsmile: Correct.))

DEADTIME
for an hour or so.

[Creed]

Kalia lets him.

Alexis shrugs.

((:smallsmile: Correct.))

DEADTIME
for an hour or so.

Jason sighs and wipes his eyes on his arm.
Well I really hope that we can just fall off the map now.

[CrimsonAngel]

Gosh, Kalia sure is letting him go pretty far even though she knows he's drunk and would never do this sober. :smalltongue:

[waterpenguin43]

((I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!))

[waterpenguin43]

Gosh, Kalia sure is letting him go pretty far even though she knows he's drunk and would never do this sober. :smalltongue:

She knows it's too good to last, but it's sort of like a pleasant dream for her.

[CrimsonAngel]

You know if she dosen't stop him he's going to try to cutrain there?

Aaron continues to kiss her and slip off his clothes.

[waterpenguin43]

You know if she dosen't stop him he's going to try to cutrain there?

Aaron continues to kiss her and slip off his clothes.
Kalia stops him before a curtain, of course.

[CrimsonAngel]

He grins and kisses her neck. He's in his underwear :smallamused:

[waterpenguin43]

He grins and kisses her neck. He's in his underwear :smallamused:

Kalia pushes him away. "Aaron, get ahold of yourself!"

[IcemanJRC]

((Hybristophilia. :smalltongue:))
"Oh, of course I'll leave you alone now. See you," says the girl, walking out of the infirmary.

Hello.
Carson appears directly in font of her.

[waterpenguin43]

Hello.
Carson appears directly in font of her.

She sees him and sniffs a little. "Er... hi."

[CrimsonAngel]

What's wrong? He holds her shoulders.

[IcemanJRC]

She sees him and sniffs a little. "Er... hi."

Can I apologize for the way I acted earlier?
His face looks soft.

[waterpenguin43]

(Carson)
Nina smiles. "Sure!"

Short DEADTIME.

[IcemanJRC]

(Carson)
Nina smiles. "Sure!"

Short DEADTIME.

Thanks.
He smiles and sweeps her up into a bear hug.
I'm sorry how I overreacted Nina.

[Creed]

Jason sighs and wipes his eyes on his arm.
Well I really hope that we can just fall off the map now.

for waterpenguin

[IcemanJRC]

An hour and a half is not short...

[Creed]

An hour and a half is not short...

Amen.
Bored.

[IcemanJRC]

Amen.
Bored.

The same...

[CrimsonAngel]

I keep telling myself he'll be back soon, but i'm not so sure any more D:

[Creed]

:eek:
I keep telling myself he'll be back soon, but i'm not so sure any more D:

Maybe he died:smalleek::smalleek:

[CrimsonAngel]

:eek:

Maybe he died:smalleek::smalleek:

*begins to worry* :smallfrown:

[IcemanJRC]

:smallfrown:I can't entertain myself, if WP died I would die too.:smallfrown:

[Creed]

Creed is thinking of a way to entertain us...
GOT IT!

Are there any ITPs that you guys think would be cool but no one ever made?

[Zexion]

:smallfrown:I can't entertain myself, if WP died I would die too.:smallfrown:
Read this (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_of_Rationality). It will entertain you for at least half an hour, possibly more.

[IcemanJRC]

Read this (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_of_Rationality). It will entertain you for at least half an hour, possibly more.

I already read lots of fanfiction, I need something interactive or I could die!

[Zexion]

I already read lots of fanfiction, I need something interactive or I could die!
No, trust me, this is hilarious. Alternatively, read Cracked (http://www.cracked.com)articles. Or watch Gladstone's comedy videos (http://www.kafkamaine.com).

[IcemanJRC]

I need interaction, with humans, at a constant rate, like what we're doing now.

[CrimsonAngel]

Geeze, how long is he going to be gone? :smallfrown:

[waterpenguin43]

((Sorry about that. We got caught up for a VERY long time. :smallfrown::smallredface:))

[CrimsonAngel]

We thought you died. :smalltongue:


What's wrong? He holds her shoulders.

Even death dosen't get you out of responding to me!

[waterpenguin43]

Thanks.
He smiles and sweeps her up into a bear hug.
I'm sorry how I overreacted Nina.
"Don't worry, I'm fine."

for waterpenguin
"Me too, but I have doubts..."

(Aaron)
"I think you're very badly drunk."

[IcemanJRC]

((Sorry about that. We got caught up for a VERY long time. :smallfrown::smallredface:))


"Don't worry, I'm fine."



((I missed you.))

That's good.
Carson smiles and sets Nina down.

[waterpenguin43]

((I missed you.))

That's good.
Carson smiles and sets Nina down.
((How nice.))

She kisses him.

[CrimsonAngel]

I'm not drunk! He laughs and tries to kiss her again.

[IcemanJRC]

((How nice.))

She kisses him.

Aren't you just friendly.
He says as he pulls away.

[waterpenguin43]

I'm not drunk! He laughs and tries to kiss her again.
She pushes him away. "Yes you are."

Aren't you just friendly.
He says as he pulls away.
She laughs sheepishly. "Sorry."

[IcemanJRC]

She laughs sheepishly. "Sorry."

It's fine, you wanna do something?
He smiles.

[CrimsonAngel]

I thought you wanted me to kiss you... He grins again and winks.

[waterpenguin43]

It's fine, you wanna do something?
He smiles.
"Sure!"

I thought you wanted me to kiss you... He grins again and winks.

"Well... Okay, I do."

[IcemanJRC]

"Sure!"


Where would you like to go?
He smiles as he starts to go towards the forest.

[CrimsonAngel]

He tries to kiss her again.

[waterpenguin43]

Where would you like to go?
He smiles as he starts to go towards the forest.
"The forest sounds nice."

He tries to kiss her again.
He succeeds, though Kalia looks guilty.

[IcemanJRC]

"The forest sounds nice."


Hm, simple. Let's go.
He walks her into the forest quickly.

[CrimsonAngel]

He whispers in her ear. We could go back to my cabin.

[waterpenguin43]

Hm, simple. Let's go.
He walks her into the forest quickly.
She follows.
((He isn't going to kill her, is he?))

He whispers in her ear. We could go back to my cabin.
Kalia frowns. "Aaron, you're drunk. I'm not going to take advantage of you like that."

[CrimsonAngel]

Noone has to know. He laughs again. I owe you one, remember?

[IcemanJRC]

She follows.
((He isn't going to kill her, is he?))


((It depends, will she make him want to?))
So, we're here in the forest like you wanted. Now what?
He sits on a rock in the clearing and looks at her expectently.

[waterpenguin43]

Noone has to know. He laughs again. I owe you one, remember?
"Yes, but having sex with you wen you're drunk isn't paying me back."

((It depends, will she make him want to?))
So, we're here in the forest like you wanted. Now what?
He sits on a rock in the clearing and looks at her expectently.
((Depends how volatile he is.))
"Want to go on a walk? See some nymphs and stuff?"

[IcemanJRC]

"Yes, but having sex with you wen you're drunk isn't paying me back."

((Depends how volatile he is.))
"Want to go on a walk? See some nymphs and stuff?"

Sure...
He gets up and stands behind her,
Lead the way.

Gonna start playing TF2 and post when I die, so SPORADIC POST.

[waterpenguin43]

Sure...
He gets up and stands behind her,
Lead the way.

She smiles and shows him various fascinating things in the forest.

[IcemanJRC]

She smiles and shows him various fascinating things in the forest.

Well Nina, this is all nice, but kinda boring.
He says calmly.

[waterpenguin43]

Well Nina, this is all nice, but kinda boring.
He says calmly.

She shrugs. "I guess..."

[CrimsonAngel]

It could be. He kisses her again.

[IcemanJRC]

She shrugs. "I guess..."

So. Now that you know what I'm thinking.

[waterpenguin43]

It could be. He kisses her again.
Kalia gives him a stern look. "Do you want me to teel Daisy about this?"

So. Now that you know what I'm thinking.
"What do YOU want to do?"

[CrimsonAngel]

No not realy. He kisses her neck. I wouldn't have to.

[waterpenguin43]

No not realy. He kisses her neck. I wouldn't have to.

"Well, if you don't calm down, I might have to."

[CrimsonAngel]

Please don't. I just want to make you happy.

[waterpenguin43]

Please don't. I just want to make you happy.

"Don't worry, I wouldn't. But I'm not going to have sex with you if you're drunk. Which you are."

[CrimsonAngel]

I'm not drunk. He's totaly drunk.

[waterpenguin43]

I'm not drunk. He's totaly drunk.

"Yes you are, Aaron."

[IcemanJRC]

"What do YOU want to do?"

How's a trip around New York sound?

[waterpenguin43]

How's a trip around New York sound?

"Good, but how can you do th- Oh, you can teleport. Right."

[Creed]

"Me too, but I have doubts..."


SPORADIC POST

Well I promise to try as hard as I can to keep things as normal for us as it can get for demigods. Which means no running off after old enemies, no fighting immortals, and no more roadtrips. he smiles

[CrimsonAngel]

Don't you want to have sex with me?

[waterpenguin43]

SPORADIC POST

Well I promise to try as hard as I can to keep things as normal for us as it can get for demigods. Which means no running off after old enemies, no fighting immortals, and no more roadtrips. he smiles
"That sounds good."

Don't you want to have sex with me?
"Aaron... just, sober up, okay?"

[CrimsonAngel]

Please. He hugs her.

[waterpenguin43]

Please. He hugs her.

"No! I am not going to have sex with ANY drunk boys!"

[CrimsonAngel]

But i'm not drunk. He pulls her in for another kiss.