Got Jokes?

[Mr.Smashy]

I have been perusing the internet for some good TTRPG jokes, but have yet to find any. If anyone knows a few, or a good place to find some, please let me know. I am not looking for anything genre specific, WoD, D&D, GURPS. Anything is fine.

Thanks in advance.

~Mr.Smashy

[super dark33]

sorry, i started a joke thread and it got locked

no re-opening locked threads

[Dr.Epic]

Why do dwarves drink so much?

Just look at their woman.

[Don Julio Anejo]

Why do dwarves drink so much?

There is no such thing as ugly women. There is, however, such a thing as too little vodka.

[Tirian]

My favorite cartoon in old-timey Dragon Magazine was a dust cloud (indicating two people fighting). An onlooker said "Stop it, this battle is pointless!" and a voice from the dust cloud responding "It had better be; we're both clerics!"

[Roland St. Jude]

Sheriff: Please don't restart locked threads. There are plenty of other places to find jokes.