[IC, I guess] Let's Play Chess!

[Weimann]

This thread is made for playing chess in, in case the title wasn't clear enough.

For convenience, this is the starting setup:
http://www.hixoxih.com/games/chess/images/2d-chessboard-plain-16.gif
Who will be the first to mercilessly humiliate me?!

[Weimann]

It seems 4is111 will be my opponent!

1 means I take white, 2 means I take black.

[roll0]

[Weimann]

Yep, I'm black. First move is yours, 4is111.

[4is111]

The gilded lord, Duke Purnar, in all his majesty rides onto the battlefield in a palanquin hoisted by a pair of mud covered peasants.
"Charge!"
A pair of dirty farmers wielding pitchforks runs forward, as much away from Purnar as towards the enemy.
Pawn E2 to E4.

[Weimann]

Count Raspael bares his fangs as he smilingly overviews the battlefield. He pulls back his satin cape, reading his sword for the battle to come and already feeling the sweet scent of spilled blood.

"And so begins the dance..."

He motions for the harried villagers to charge.

Pawn D7 to D6.

[4is111]

"Clergyman, forward!"
The glutinous friar lumbers ahead, sword in hand.
Bishop F1 to C4.

[Weimann]

"Press harder! You are expendable!"

Another villager, armed with makeshift pike, hesitantly presses on.

Pawn C7 to C6.

[4is111]

"Bring out the sacred chalice!"
A dosen maidens in fine robes and golden jewelery dance out, two in the center carrying a bejeweled box.
Queen D1 to F3.

[Weimann]

The assault from the posse continues. One peasant with eyes wide in fear runs up beside the holy man, jabbing with a badly notched sword at him.

Pawn B7 to B5.

[4is111]

"Pathetic. Don't waste your time with such riffraff."
Bishop C4 to B3.
OOC: Sorry that took so long. Something came up.

[Weimann]

"Happy to oblige. Horsemen!"

A skeletal steed prances out from the ranks, it's rider dressed in plate and wielding a heavy morning star. The animated steed prances in place, eager to attack.

Knight B8 to A6.

OOC: Of course, no problem. Should something else come up, feel free to drop off; it's a benefit of the medium to be able to reply later ^^ Just notify me and we can finish up further on.

[4is111]

"Show him the might of the Chalice!"
The handmaidens open their box, and a brilliant light jets forth, consuming a peasant.
Queen F3 take pawn F7.
Check.

[Weimann]

"Oh crap."

Count Raspael quickly sidesteps, dodging away from the searing light.

King E8 to D7.

[4is111]

"Keep moving, you worthless dogs!"
Pawn D2 to D3.

[Weimann]

"What power... I must preserve it and study it when I've conquered. Horse! Attack the flank!"

The death-knight smoothly navigates the battlefield, advancing on the enemy.

Knight A6 to C5.

[4is111]

"Press the advantage!"
Bishop C1 to E3.

[Weimann]

"My love, it's time." The Count turns to his spouse, grinning. "Give them Hell."

"Yesssss..." Dressed in a black evening gown, the vampire Countess blaze eerily fast across the battlefield, her fangs extended and her eyes gleaming purple.

Queen D8 to A5. Check.

[4is111]

"Fff-ff-friar! Get back here and protect your duke!"
Bishop E3 to D2.

[Weimann]

"Meet Tyrannia, my darling wife."

"Cccharmed, I'm sssssure..."

Knight C5 to E6.

[4is111]

"Friar, exorcize that demon on the horse, your duke commands it."
The holy man charges, and with one swing of his sword bring the knight of its horse. The second swing shatters it's skull.
Bishop B3 takes knight E6.
Check.

[Weimann]

The death-knight is banished from this world by the holy powers of the friar's.

"You are getting annoying." The Count hisses, taking a step to the side.

King D7 to C7.

Edit: OOC: I'll have to be offline for a while, but just make your move when you can and I'll check back in later.

[4is111]

"Friar, exoricize that vampiric abomination."
The holy man draws a stake and charges. He puts it threw the countess's chess, and sprinkles her corpse in holy water in prayer.
Bishop D2 to A5.
Check.