The Harem

[Lix Lorn]

Well... let's have fun, kay? XD I will edit any harem-tars, banners, etc nto this post. I have some favourites, I'll get round to them some time. XD Enjoy!

Oh... and tell me who I forgot to invite. DXD


Harem and Nearly Harem Avatars:
Harem Girls:
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/A_Rainy_Knight/Haremgirls2revised.png
http://a.imageshack.us/img441/741/goodmistress3.png
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/A_Rainy_Knight/Secretharem5.png
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/A_Rainy_Knight/Celestineharem.png
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/A_Rainy_Knight/Celestineharem2-1.png
http://i36.tinypic.com/4ucob8.png
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/The_Great_Strategos/Avatars/HaremCrystal.png
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/The_Great_Strategos/Avatars/CrysDancing.png
http://i33.tinypic.com/10i77m0.png
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/A_Rainy_Knight/Erinharem.png
http://i36.tinypic.com/295v61w.jpg
http://a.imageshack.us/img809/4310/kuppytar.png
http://a.imageshack.us/img18/397/goodmistress.png
http://a.imageshack.us/img529/1313/goodmistress2.png
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/oots/g63249.png

Bondage:
http://i25.tinypic.com/2ugjj8x.jpg
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/A_Rainy_Knight/Lixfail.png
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/A_Rainy_Knight/DamselsITPrevised.png
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/A_Rainy_Knight/Escapeartistfailure.png
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b244/Introbulus/LixDominationava5.png
http://i33.tinypic.com/2rrp3qa.png
http://a.imageshack.us/img821/8176/felcaught.png

Important Members
Raz Fox/Secret: Head Harem Girl
Rae Artemi: Bodyguard, not that I need one, and Head Harem Boy
TheFallenOne: Cook

Origin:
The origins of the Harem lie in the murky depths of Critical Success/Failure week. Fitting my flirty/sexy/slutty forum personality, I decided to have bondage-as a success.

Amusingly, this was picked up by several other artists. Raz_Fox had Secret tied up, and then proceeded to post before me in EVERY. SINGLE. THREAD. IN SMBG. XD
Or so it seemed. So, I stole him/her away for a harem.

...this then exploded. Over the next few days, avatars appeared left, right and centre-Both Introbuli, A Rainy Knight, Felyndiira and Strategos were amongst the first, with Recaiden and OneOfMany being newer, but no less valued additions.

What happens now... no-one can see.[/mysteriousvoice]

http://a.imageshack.us/img822/4369/lixharem.png

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8099/lixharem2.png

[Emperor Ing]

I will do as I always do. Sit back in my private lounge, grab a convinientally placed martini, sit back and enjoy. :smallcool:

[Lix Lorn]

Haha.

The Randomizer knows my secret hideout.

Run!

[Fay Graydon]

*pokes head in curiously*

The "Harem"? :smallconfused: Wassis all about then? :smallsmile:

[Blue Ghost]

I'll be doing the same as Randomizer, I guess.

Oh, hi Fay. You haven't heard about the harem? It's all the craze down in SMBG.

[Emperor Ing]

I'm not here to cause trouble, quite the contrary actually. Just pretend i'm not here even though I am. :smallamused:

[Lix Lorn]

*pokes head in curiously*

The "Harem"? :smallconfused: Wassis all about then? :smallsmile:
...I should put an origin story in the first post. Ack. LOTS OF WORK.

[Rutskarn]

http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/imgs/blogs/blog28widea.jpg

'Ello 'ello, wot's all this then?

[Blue Ghost]

...I should put an origin story in the first post. Ack. LOTS OF WORK.

Yes, you probably should. People who don't go into SMBG probably have no idea what this is about.

[Fay Graydon]

I'll be doing the same as Randomizer, I guess.

Oh, hi Fay. You haven't heard about the harem? It's all the craze down in SMBG.

Ahhh!
That would be why I didn't know what it was about :smalltongue:
I only pop in there occationally :smallbiggrin:
*starts her transformation into an Alurékun*

[Lix Lorn]

What's an Alureken?

[Emperor Ing]

'Ello 'ello, wot's all this then?

*jedi mind trick*
These are not the droids girls you're looking for.

[Fay Graydon]

What's an Aluréken?

It's a make believe creature thing I came up with. You can't describe what one looks like as it's impossible to ever see one as if you did then it wouldn't be an Alurékun.

It came from the idea of people going "A lurking"

[Rae Artemi]

Well, I'm late I guess. I'll get the big banner ready soon, but for now, here's all the harem stuff I've done:
http://a.imageshack.us/img80/4369/lixharem.png (http://a.imageshack.us/img822/4369/lixharem.png) the small banner
http://a.imageshack.us/img821/8176/felcaught.png when I officially caught Fel
http://a.imageshack.us/img18/397/goodmistress.png My Harem-tar
http://a.imageshack.us/img809/4310/kuppytar.png and a Harem-tar I made for Trobby.

...is an Alurékun like an Alot?

[Lix Lorn]

Cool. The Alureken sounds shiny. (makes notes for planned game)

Haha. Nicely done, Randomizer. Excellent Star Wars quote. Have a cookie.

Ohai Rae!
(Edits into OP)

[Moff Chumley]

'Ello 'ello, wot's all this then?

Run while you still have the chance, Rutsy. RUN! :smalleek:

[Fay Graydon]

Cool. The Alureken sounds shiny. (makes notes for planned game)

Haha. Nicely done, Randomizer. Excellent Star Wars quote. Have a cookie.

Ohai Rae!
(Edits into OP)


What notes? For what planned game? :smallconfused:

[Rae Artemi]

I became the art monkey after willingly stepping into one of Raz or DM's traps.

I'm still working on that, but I'm just going to keep the original 10 in the banners.

[Emperor Ing]

What notes? For what planned game? :smallconfused:

This one
*summons ropes to tie up and gag*

[Fay Graydon]

This one
*summons ropes to tie up and gag*

*mumbles "well this sucks"*

[Raz_Fox]

Hi, I'm Raz, whose pervy choice to have a bondageatar (independently of Lix, no matter what she may imply) started this whole thing.

I have got to say: this would either be the best FFRP thread ever or the worst ever. XD

[Moff Chumley]

Guys, this thread is getting silly and off-topic!

...

Never mind. :smalltongue:

[Emperor Ing]

*leans back, sips inexplicable martini, and leaves for the Harem.*
:smallamused:

[Adumbration]

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

[Closak]

{Scrubbed}

[Rae Artemi]

Hey, we may be naughty, but we aren't slutty, now get back in your corner, dragon

[Fay Graydon]

Hey, we may be naughty, but we aren't slutty, now get back in your corner, dragon

*says nothing* :smallwink::smalltongue:
Sorry ._.

[Moff Chumley]

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

This is the harem that will pierce the heavens, of course. :smalltongue:

[wadledo]

God, I feel OLD.

[Lix Lorn]

I'm twelve years old and what is this?
...I suggest you leave for your own sanity. (nodnod) And unsubscribe.

Why do you feel old?

@Fae: I'm DMing a game soon. I was kidding about stealing that monster. XD

[The Succubus]

It's a shame my avatar isn't humanoid - no way for a furry pink dragon-camel thing to join the festivities. :smallfrown:

[Lix Lorn]

It's a shame my avatar isn't humanoid - no way for a furry pink dragon-camel thing to join the festivities. :smallfrown:
Polymorph? XD

[EmeraldRose]

Hey, we may be naughty, but we aren't slutty, now get back in your corner, dragon

Someone here have a problem with dragons? :smallconfused: :smalltongue:

[wadledo]

Why do you feel old?

I've been here 3 years and you youngsters are so strange to me now.

[Rae Artemi]

I still want to know if an Alurékun is like an Alot.

[Lix Lorn]

Dragons=hot. XD

Sorry? I am a strange person in general.

[Project_Mayhem]

As amusing as this is, I don't think I can drop in so easily. My avatar is currently the incarnation of insanity, and doesn't like to be touched. She doesn't play nice.

Also, she looks about 10. :smalltongue:

[Lix Lorn]

Ohwell. DXD

[TheLaughingMan]

I'm not convinced Lix isn't Hauhi and this isn't some phase she's going through.

:smalltongue:

...

:eek:

:furious:

:head asplode:

Oh dear. You win this round.

[Lix Lorn]

Who is Hauhi? :smallconfused:

[Rae Artemi]

Someone here have a problem with dragons? :smallconfused: :smalltongue:

Yeah, I do. In character of course. And no, I'm not telling why, it would be a spoiler.

[Lix Lorn]

Eeeeenteresting....

[Fay Graydon]

Meh dragon's arn't all that hot :\
As a furry I see to many dragons who think there amazing, kinda puts me off them

[Lix Lorn]

You're allowed that opinion, however wrong you may be. XP
I have a thing for canines. Furry is fun.

[Dallas-Dakota]

It's a shame my avatar isn't humanoid - no way for a furry pink dragon-camel thing to join the festivities. :smallfrown:
You think you have a problem as a dragon?

Ever try joining in these kind of things as a cookiemonster?:smalltongue::smalleek::smalltongue:

[Rae Artemi]

You think you have a problem as a dragon?

Ever try joining in these kind of things as a cookiemonster?:smalltongue::smalleek::smalltongue:

I'm the art monkey round here, and I remember a couple times when you weren't a cookie monster, so yeah. join in if you want.

[Dispozition]

I've been here 3 years and you youngsters are so strange to me now.

How do you think I feel >.<

This strange and unprecedented happening reminds me of all the old SMBG stuff that happened. Like The Feud and the fact that Kiss or Kill was almost exclusively kill (:

[Dallas-Dakota]

I'm the art monkey round here, and I remember a couple times when you weren't a cookie monster, so yeah. join in if you want.
I remember the one time that I wasn't, and I got 5 PM's within a day of people complaining. o.0 So I kinda am like ...yeaaah.
Also I was incredibly flattered. >.<
Though I have been thinking of switching to something fancy top-hat- mustache-ish non-oots style.

[Lix Lorn]

You think you have a problem as a dragon?

Ever try joining in these kind of things as a cookiemonster?:smalltongue::smalleek::smalltongue:
Are you kidding? You're big and cuddly and famous. You are in in the blink of an eye.

[Rae Artemi]

I remember the one time that I wasn't, and I got 5 PM's within a day of people complaining. o.0 So I kinda am like ...yeaaah.
Also I was incredibly flattered. >.<
Though I have been thinking of switching to something fancy top-hat- mustache-ish non-oots style.

I'm pretty sure when I first joined you were smurfette (it was genderbend week '09) and this year during genderbend week you were the female warrior who killed the cookiemonster.

[EmeraldRose]

Yeah, I do. In character of course. And no, I'm not telling why, it would be a spoiler.

Interesting indeed. Being a dragon, of course, I will now have to badger you mercilessly until you explain to me your reasons. :smallamused:

V: I'm an emerald, naturally :smallwink:

[Lix Lorn]

I'm a Dragon. Sometimes. Generally Song.

[RabbitHoleLost]

As a furry I see to many dragons who think there amazing, kinda puts me off them
Really? I don't see many Dragon OR Scaley furries. All I ever see are foxes or wolves or lions or something like that.
Us poor lemurs don't get any love v.v
Also, this isn't the first harem to ever grace the boards, in case you were all wondering. Ganurath had one, once upon a time, and I had one a little over two years ago...
I'm sure there were more, too, but I don't think there's ever been one this big.

[Lix Lorn]

Wow. I have a claim to fame...
now... Harem... POUNCE ON RABBIT

No, kidding. XD

[RabbitHoleLost]

NO! I REFUSE TO BE IN THE HAREM.
But I will sit back and be amused but its antics.

[Lix Lorn]

That's why I was kidding. I'm just about Good aligned enough to not force people.

[Thufir]

I'm sure there were more, too, but I don't think there's ever been one this big.

Jibar's harem of fangirls?
Edit: That was in response to the "There were more," not the "Never one this big." Though Jibar does have many fangirls.

[Rae Artemi]

*pou-*

Oh, wait, she said not to do it.

Owait, chaotic neutral.

*pounces anyway*

[Lix Lorn]

Why does Chaotic Neutral listen when I tell you to do it and not when I say not to? XD

[Rae Artemi]

Because pouncing is fun!

*pounces on Lix*

[Lix Lorn]

(Is pounced)
(Falls over)
:smallbiggrin:

[Rae Artemi]

I just realized that this got moved to arts and crafts, I'm confused :smallconfused:

[A Rainy Knight]

Well, it's ostensibly all about the avatar craze we've got going.

[Dallas-Dakota]

I'm pretty sure when I first joined you were smurfette (it was genderbend week '09) and this year during genderbend week you were the female warrior who killed the cookiemonster.
Wow, I think I had smurfette for a actual week?

Also, still cookiemonster theme.:smalltongue:

[RabbitHoleLost]

Jibar's harem of fangirls?
Edit: That was in response to the "There were more," not the "Never one this big." Though Jibar does have many fangirls.

This is true.
STOLEN FROM JIBS SIGNATURE
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Jibar/FangirlsFoxEgoRabbitBrittneyMemkII.png
And I'm in there, though its REALLIFE RABBIT, so I guess nobody would have known :smalltongue:

Also, anyone who pounces on me will feel it. 'Cause I'm neutral evil, kthnx.

[Dallas-Dakota]

NO! I REFUSE TO BE IN THE HAREM.
But I will sit back and be amused but its antics.
Because Rabbit has her own harem.:smallbiggrin:
I think, I'm quite sure that atleast Ganurath was in your harem? I dunno.

Are you kidding? You're big and cuddly and famous. You are in in the blink of an eye.
Yeah, but I'm quite sure they're not furries(nor am I, sooo yeah, I'm not making it easier on myself:smalltongue:)

Yeah, am gonna switch sometime ever. If I get the details in my head right sometime ever and find a avatarist I want.

[Rae Artemi]

And I'm chaotic neutral, which ostensibly means crazy (I think I used that word right), so...


*pounce*

[Lix Lorn]

(Watches Rae suffer and prepares to heal)

[Rae Artemi]

*Points out that white denim is healing denim, therefore I do not need outside healing as long as I'm left conscious *

However, that doesn't mean I don't want it.

[Dispozition]

I just realized that this got moved to arts and crafts, I'm confused :smallconfused:

If I have the first post read correctly, this is essentially a gathering place for the harem avatars, so it makes sense to be in A&C.

[Lix Lorn]

More a gathering place for the harem, but eh. It works either way. (Shrug)

[Fay Graydon]

Really? I don't see many Dragon OR Scaley furries. All I ever see are foxes or wolves or lions or something like that.
Us poor lemurs don't get any love v.v

Really? You serious? I talk to so many dragons it's almost like trapsing threw a river of treacle to find someone remotly different whos not like:
"rawr... ima dwagin! =3"
I'm a wolf myself but theres a reason behind that

[Dispozition]

Well... let's have fun, kay? XD I will edit any harem-tars, banners, etc nto this post. I have some favourites, I'll get round to them some time. XD Enjoy!

More a gathering place for the harem, but eh. It works either way. (Shrug)

A gathering place for the art (:

[Lix Lorn]

Notice the 'lets have fun' part? XD

[RabbitHoleLost]

Really? You serious? I talk to so many dragons it's almost like trapsing threw a river of treacle to find someone remotly different whos not like:
"rawr... ima dwagin! =3"
I'm a wolf myself but theres a reason behind that
Seriously. All I've ever known are wolves and foxes, sometimes with some dragon mixed in, though usually just for the wings.
I've never met a full scaley.

[Lix Lorn]

I know a dracophile.

[Starfols]

I didn't realize Rabbit was a furry. :smallconfused:

At this rate I'm surprised there's not a Furries itP Thread.

[RabbitHoleLost]

I didn't realize Rabbit was a furry. :smallconfused:

At this rate I'm surprised there's not a Furries itP Thread.

There was, once.
And I'm not a huge furry. On a scale of 1-10, where once is "I kinda like this animal" and 10 is "OMG I AM THIS ANIMAL AND I YIFF AND THAT IS NOT MY HAND THAT IS MY PAW", I am like a two.
I have fursona. And that is pretty much it.

[Ashen Lilies]

"Aha! After my successful escape from your debauchery, I have returned again, to rescue more from your slaver's ways! Never fear Haremites! I shall SAVE you all! For I am -"


OTHAR TRYGGVASSEN
Gentleman Adventurer!

"Yeah!"
...
"Wait, what!? No, no I am not! Get out of here Othar! You're cramping my style!" :smallfrown:

[Felyndiira]

OTHAR TRYGGVASSEN
Gentleman Adventurer!

A hero appears from amongst us =o. *goes with Othar*

...
Wait, did I just express a desire to go anywhere with Othar? Crap.

[Rae Artemi]

Kris, do you still not realize that we like to be here?

*Kicks*

Although I am in a speedo, I can still fight.

[Starfols]

There was, once.
And I'm not a huge furry. On a scale of 1-10, where once is "I kinda like this animal" and 10 is "OMG I AM THIS ANIMAL AND I YIFF AND THAT IS NOT MY HAND THAT IS MY PAW", I am like a two.
I have fursona. And that is pretty much it.

As fascinating as those kind of people are, I didn't really expect any to be around here.

What happened to then thread, then? I'm guessing locked.

[RabbitHoleLost]

As fascinating as those kind of people are, I didn't really expect any to be around here.

What happened to then thread, then? I'm guessing locked.

Well, it was years ago. I think it just dropped off.

[Rae Artemi]

I like how I've pounced Rabbit twice with no retaliation, so I guess trying a third time won't hurt


*Pounces Rabbit*

[RabbitHoleLost]

:: jabs a lightsaber up at the last moment::
SHANK =D

[Rae Artemi]

well then,

*applies white denim bandage*

Also, new harem avatar based on recent events in Kiss or Kill.

[Starfols]

Well, it was years ago. I think it just dropped off.
Hmm. I expected trolling and everything, but in hindsight, the mods are pretty strict about that.

Someone should restart it sometime, I know there's a bunch of furries around the playground.

I like how I've pounced Rabbit twice with no retaliation, so I guess trying a third time won't hurt


*Pounces Rabbit*

You're probably riding piggyback now, if anything. :smallamused:

[Cealocanth]

"Aha! After my successful escape from your debauchery, I have returned again, to rescue more from your slaver's ways! Never fear Haremites! I shall SAVE you all! For I am -"


OTHAR TRYGGVASSEN
Gentleman Adventurer!

"Yeah!"
...
"Wait, what!? No, no I am not! Get out of here Othar! You're cramping my style!" :smallfrown:

We shall make a stand together Kris. For the playground!

Wait. That means hurting other posters. In that case:

Let us liberate these slaves from the shackles of the temptress! Forward, for all that is not wearing transparent loincloths!

*stares at the innumerable amount of angry haremers*

I shall make a tactical retreat! Uhh... For the playground!

[Rae Artemi]

We shall make a stand together Kris. For the playground!

Wait. That means hurting other posters. In that case:

Let us liberate these slaves from the shackles of the temptress! Forward, for all that is not wearing transparent loincloths!

*stares at the innumerable amount of angry haremers*

I shall make a tactical retreat! Uhh... For the playground!

Oh no you don't, Dragon. You will not escape from here.

*Traps feet with blue denim (mythril strong) and wraps in a mixture of white and black denim*

One wrong move, and you will burn forever.

[Blue Ghost]

Do we have an official list of harem members?

[Rae Artemi]

Do we have an official list of harem members?

Not that I know of. The first 10 are in the banner (soon to be banners, I swear) but after that I'm lost.

[Cealocanth]

Oh no you don't, Dragon. You will not escape from here.

*Traps feet with blue denim (mythril strong) and wraps in a mixture of white and black denim*

One wrong move, and you will burn forever.

:smalleek: Then how about that stand Kris? If we go down, we go down fighting!

[Ashen Lilies]

"Yes! I commend you, CEALOCANTH for your assisstance in the matter."
...
"Just please, get a text color that doesn't end up blinding me."
for srs. >.<
"FREEEEDOM. SHRUG OFF THE LIEEEEEES."
*attacks Rae with freedom*

[Rae Artemi]

:smalleek: Then how about that stand Kris? If we go down, we go down fighting!
Ooh, big mistake, Dragon.

*snaps*

"Yes! I commend you, CEALOCANTH for your assisstance in the matter."
...
"Just please, get a text color that doesn't end up blinding me."
for srs. >.<
"FREEEEDOM. SHRUG OFF THE LIEEEEEES."
*attacks Rae with freedom*

You speak of Freedom, and yet try to take people away from a place where they can be happy with a kind mistress? What freedom have you ever known, Demon
http://a.imageshack.us/img337/3962/haremfight.png

Remember, this is all in character, this does not reflect my personal views of you guys.

[Ashen Lilies]

Demon!? DEMON!? Why you... argh! :furious:

[Felyndiira]

You speak of Freedom, and yet try to take people away from a place where they can be happy with a kind mistress? What freedom have you ever known, Demon

So says the uber guy that is forcing people into it XD?

[super dark33]

ZzZzZzZzZz
wait, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE!?!?!?
ahhh! nothing
*sigh*

[Emperor Ing]

Hahahahahah, VIOLENCE!! Glorious glorious violence! :smallbiggrin:

[Raz_Fox]

Demon!? DEMON!? Why you... argh! :furious:

No, he's got a point. I've heard the correct terminology is actually Devil, Rae. Demons are chaotic, Devils are lawful. And now you know.

"Can I get you big strong boys anything? We've got some nice water from the Fountain of Changing Fates, fruit from the Tree of Transformation, or a nice Gender-Changing Quiche, if you like quiche. I don't, it tastes horrid."

[Lix Lorn]

No.
MORE.
FIGHTING.

Greater Sanctuary*

*Epic Spell, anyone who causes harm in the area affected (Area: one plane) is paralysed with no save.

:smallmad:

[Emperor Ing]

Awww. :smallfrown:

[Adumbration]

Hah! I can't join the harem, because I have no avatar! :smalltongue:
*sobs* work harder on my Sokka avatar, Bryn, damnit.

[Emperor Ing]

Not a problem.

*summons rope to tie up and gag*

[Cealocanth]

*heals broken bones and burns*


No.
MORE.
FIGHTING.

Greater Sanctuary*

*Epic Spell, anyone who causes harm in the area affected (Area: one plane) is paralysed with no save.

:smallmad:

Very well. Have fun with your mistress. I'll be back!

*leaves mysteriously*

[Strategos]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/The_Great_Strategos/Avatars/CrysDancing.png

**stops dancing**

"Aww... this no fighting thing's gonna be a pain, isn't it Bellsprout?"

**resumes dancing**

[Closak]

*Pokes Lix Lorn*

Hello *Casts Polymorph on to turn into a dragon*

*Hits on*

[Lix Lorn]

(modifies epic spell to allow recreational fighting, such as sparring, pokemon battles, and any fighting without malicious intent)

(Is song dragon)
(Makes out with Chloe)

[Allan Surgite]

Hah! I cannot be involved in the harem, for my avatar is un-harem-able! Kuja looks like he's always in a harem, anyway.

...actually, just pass me the rope and gag, no need to make things harder than they're going to be anyway.

[Project_Mayhem]

so i spoke to lix and i'm going to play harem with you all. It will be fun

Yes I changed my mind :p

[Lix Lorn]

Welcome. XD
(Provides gag and ropes to A.A.A., and points out that they're strictly optional.)

[Viera Champion]

I is interested someone please explain.

Also, once I get my old viera avvies from Crimson angel, and Jokasti I believe they will make excellent harem girls.

[Lix Lorn]

Good to have you!
There's an explanation in the first post.

[Emperor Ing]

(Provides gag and ropes to A.A.A., and points out that they're strictly optional.)

...yes....optional... *shifty eyes*

[Project_Mayhem]

i promised to be good and not to turn any one into fish. i forget sometimes though

[Raz_Fox]

Welcome. XD
(Provides gag and ropes to A.A.A., and points out that they're strictly optional.)

By and by, I just noticed that my first Crit avatar wasn't included in the Hall of Fame. Was that an oversight? (Also, separating them into a Bondage folder and a Harem folder might be useful. Just a suggestion. :3)

[Draconi Redfir]

Haremise Gicko if you dare, bewere eh is a bugbear and dosent afraid of anything.

ok i honestly have no idea what this thing is XD

[Emperor Ing]

...well...y'see, what this is is well...

*summons rope to tie up and gag*

[Lix Lorn]

By and by, I just noticed that my first Crit avatar wasn't included in the Hall of Fame. Was that an oversight? (Also, separating them into a Bondage folder and a Harem folder might be useful. Just a suggestion. :3)
It was a 'I never favourited that avatar and don't have a copy.' XD
(Hm. You might be right... so much effort. (Groan))

[The Dark Fiddler]

Oh, so this is what that was all about. Good thing I found out, else I'd have been confused.

[Fay Graydon]

As fascinating as those kind of people are, I didn't really expect any to be around here.
I'd say I'm about an 8 or a 9 on the "furry scale" personally. I mean I picked my Furry self ("Fursona") based on qualities I thought I shared with that of a Wolf.


Hmm. I expected trolling and everything, but in hindsight, the mods are pretty strict about that.
Someone should restart it sometime, I know there's a bunch of furries around the playground.

Yeah the Inevitable Trolling from the small minded retarded folk which are trolls (not the post count rank "troll" :3) is the main reason I haven't started up such a thread TBPH.
I just don't want to have to talk to Idiots who think it's funny to poke fun at others and cause aggravation for their amusement.

On a lighter note I'd happily offer my services to the Harem as another Harem Avatar Artist ^^
(But I might require a few pokes as I have my Swedish Boy Friend visiting me tomorrow <3 =D)

[Lix Lorn]

Hey, Fiddler, 'll you join? ♥♥♥

@Fay: I might be... a 4?

Ooh! More artists is always fun!

[Raz_Fox]

It was a 'I never favourited that avatar and don't have a copy.' XD
(Hm. You might be right... so much effort. (Groan))

Hey, Secret.

"Yeah, Raz?"

Here's your old Kid Flash costume back. You don't have to go around the Playground in a bikini anymore.

:smallredface: "Thanks, Raz! Here, just let me get changed... there. Wait. Why are you... NO. I dressed up as a harem girl, I'll stay as Lix's harem girl, but I am not going tmmph mmmph mmph mm-mmm! MMMPH!" :smallfurious:

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/A_Rainy_Knight/Escapeartistfailure.png

[Lix Lorn]

Haha. Awesome. Thanks. XD

[The Dark Fiddler]

Hey, Fiddler, 'll you join? ♥♥♥

I dunno if my girlfriend...

Actually, this is the kind of thing she'd love to see because it's just so funny. I suppose I could. :smalltongue:

[Adumbration]

Bwuh howh amh aih shupposhed to spheakh whith a ghag hin mah moth? Phthui. It took me while to untie myself from those pesky ropes. That gag had a funky knot too.

Now, for a low, low price of an avatar, I'll join your legions to conquer the world :xykon: your harem to play games. :elan:

If you'll have me. :smallredface:

[Lix Lorn]

HOORAY
(Glomps Fiddler)

@ADnumbration: Of course! If you bug one of the arty people... (Sweatdrop) With or without an avatar, I'd be happy to have you.

[Rae Artemi]

Oh, I finally finished the big banner!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8099/lixharem2.png (http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8099/lixharem2.png)


Demon!? DEMON!? Why you... argh! :furious:


No, he's got a point. I've heard the correct terminology is actually Devil, Rae. Demons are chaotic, Devils are lawful. And now you know.



I already knew that, I was just trying to get him riled up :P

[The Dark Fiddler]

HOORAY
(Glomps Fiddler)

*Is glomped*

Granted, I'm not arty, so if I'm gonna have an avatar, one of the arty people will have to make it for me. :smalltongue: 'm fine without one though.


Oh, I finally finished the big banner!

{snip}

Oh no, it's out of date. :smalltongue:

[Rae Artemi]

Oh no, it's out of date. :smalltongue:


I already said I was only including the first 10 :d

[Lix Lorn]

...awesome. That's going in my sig!

[Rae Artemi]

Bwuh howh amh aih shupposhed to spheakh whith a ghag hin mah moth? Phthui. It took me while to untie myself from those pesky ropes. That gag had a funky knot too.

Now, for a low, low price of an avatar, I'll join your legions to conquer the world :xykon: your harem to play games. :elan:

If you'll have me. :smallredface:

Just pm me any specifics an I'll see what I can do.


...awesome. That's going in my sig!

Remember to spoiler it! I specifically made it the exact maximum size for spoliered images.

[super dark33]

well, then i decleare myself as the enemy of this nonsense! (i mean the harem)

oh plus, greater dispell

[Rae Artemi]

Umm, Lix, shouldn't you edit the big banner into the first post?

[Project_Mayhem]

well, then i decleare myself as the enemy of this nonsense! (i mean the harem)

oh plus, greater dispell

Bugs crawling on your skin forevever

Unless you submit and put the thong on :smalltongue:

[Rae Artemi]

Unless you submit and put the thong on :smalltongue:

They are speedos, thank you very much.

[Lix Lorn]

well, then i decleare myself as the enemy of this nonsense! (i mean the harem)

oh plus, greater dispell

(Sits down on a bed, points to next to me, as if suggesting you should sit there.)
Number one: I'm epic. Your dispel is not good enough to beat my epic spell.
Number two: You're a Warlock at level, what, 5? Let me show tyou something.
(30d6 Eldritch spear, quarter cold, quarter lightning, quarter sonic, quarter negative energy, stupidly high Will save vs negative levels, reflex save vs falling prone, fort save against deafness, shot into the sky, a crackling blast of energy tearing a hole in the clouds and damaging weather systems for miles around)
(Forms a building around us to block the rain, as a storm is formed by my rash act)

I'm a higher level Warlock than you.
Number three: You are outnumbered.
VERY outnumbered.

[Project_Mayhem]

They are speedos, thank you very much.

What kind of lame ass harem boy wears speedos? Get in the thong now - I can only hold lady Delirium off for so long.

Edit:

I've arbitrarily decided that my normal speaking voice is Barnabus the dog, Delirium's friend/pet

[Raz_Fox]

Oh, I finally finished the big banner!

Not to criticize you, but... veils? They should totally have veils. :smalltongue:


I'm a higher level Warlock than you.

I thought you were a bard, Mistress Lix. My entire worldview has been shaken to its core. :smalleek:

[The Dark Fiddler]

I thought you were a bard, Mistress Lix. My entire worldview has been shaken to its core. :smalleek:

It's alright, I'm still a bard myself.

A rather neutral bard associated with dark (but not evil! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkIsNotEvil)) energies, but a bard none the less.

[Lix Lorn]

I thought you were a bard, Mistress Lix. My entire worldview has been shaken to its core. :smalleek:
If it's Cha based, I'm epic in it.
If it's not Cha based... I homebrewed a feat so it is, and am epic in it. XP

Why would my superpowered netself not be as powerful as I could imagine?

[Fay Graydon]

*Realises her scantily clad outfit could make her get mistaken for a Harem member*

Hehe... Infiltration 12% complete :smallamused:

[Project_Mayhem]

*Realises her scantily clad outfit could make her get mistaken for a Harem member*

Hehe... Infiltration 12% complete :smallamused:

Yeah, I'll be honest, I thought you were :p

[Rae Artemi]

Not to criticize you, but... veils? They should totally have veils. :smalltongue:

Yeah, I tried them, but the way I set that one up it made it look a little too crowded.

At least I remembered belly buttons this time.

[Fay Graydon]

Yeah, I'll be honest, I thought you were :p

Nahhh I'm here for Buffet :smallwink:

That and the fact I think a SFW Harem Is cute :smalltongue:

[Grim ranger]

*Enters with omnious music playing in the backround*

Hello, ya all. I see that the madness still has not ended, so naturally I had to come to take a look at it :smalltongue:

@V: I guess I should have seen this coming... :smalleek:

But I shall not quake even in face of this! Do your worst! :smalltongue:

[Raz_Fox]

*Enters with omnious music playing in the backround*

Hello, ya all. I see that the madness still has not ended, so naturally I had to come to take a look at it :smalltongue:

*jumps on*

MAKEOVER TIEM, GRIM!

*genderbends and drags to changing rooms*

[super dark33]

ill free you all from the infaction of the harem! lix! if you wont stand stil i wont be able to hit you!

*fires my eldritch super attack*
damn! i missed!
whoops, i think i hit introbalus...

[Rae Artemi]

Hey, umm, super dark. You did see what happened to the last two who tried to "free" us, right. The dragon is still burning. Now, you don't wanna end up like that, do ya?

[super dark33]

i WILL save you! waitwaitwait..im evil, then the right thing to do is... let you stay here and suffer! haha! can somone tell me where is the exit?

[CrimsonAngel]

This looks fun! Furry is sexy right? I bet Grog would look good in a thong.

[Rae Artemi]

This looks fun! Furry is sexy right? I bet Grog would look good in a thong.

Goshdarnit, they're SPEEDOS. They don't give you a permanent wedgie.

[Lix Lorn]

*fires my eldritch super attack*
damn! i missed!
whoops, i think i hit introbalus...



whoops, i think i hit introbalus...


i hit introbalus...


i hit introbalus
...
....
.....
......
(Polymorphs self into Kobold)
(Summons Familiar)
(Takes on Sarrukh form...)

[Felyndiira]

Hey, umm, super dark. You did see what happened to the last two who tried to "free" us, right. The dragon is still burning. Now, you don't wanna end up like that, do ya?

Rae Artemi: (n.) The cruel butcher of the harem. Zealously kidnaps other people and beats them into submission while maintaining a public facade of "they are all willing, so you're wrong!!!" Uses arguments that are in-line with what slave traders may say to justify their innocence. Kills off anyone that may disagree with him and seek to free the less willing participants. Seeks favor with the epic-level warlock and has since supplanted Dogmantra as Head Harem Boy. Overall, a :miko: that starts off evil and falls below the D&D alignment charts.

Now we know who the true villain of this whole thing is =p.

[super dark33]

oh uh... WHERE IS THE EXIT DOOR?!?!?!!?!?!?
its over there!
finnaly!
*opens the door*
*enters through it*

[CrimsonAngel]

Goshdarnit, they're SPEEDOS. They don't give you a permanent wedgie.

Do you speak from experience?

[Rae Artemi]

Rae Artemi: (n.) The cruel butcher of the harem. Zealously kidnaps other people and beats them into submission while maintaining a public facade of "they are all willing, so you're wrong!!!" Uses arguments that are in-line with what slave traders may say to justify their innocence. Kills off anyone that may disagree with him and seek to free the less willing participants. Seeks favor with the epic-level warlock and has since supplanted Dogmantra as Head Harem Boy. Overall, a :miko: that starts off evil and falls below the D&D alignment charts.

Now we know who the true villain of this whole thing is =p.

Hey, Most of us joined willingly, or have at least come to like it. I am simply protecting my mistress, in the way that I can best do so. And haven't I told you many times that the chains aren't mandatory?

Also, Chaotic neutral is where I stay. And I didn't fight back when you whacked me with a hammer (well, unless you count arguing over cartoon physics as fighting).

I also just REALLY dislike dragons.

[Lix Lorn]

[annoyed]
Zone of Truth
Anyone who doesn't want to be a member can leave when they like. I'm Neutral bordering on good, not evil.
[/zoneoftruth]

[super dark33]

is it the time to say that 10 more posts the BOMB i deployed in somwhere in the room will explode? (a mini game:try to guess where, ill tell if wrong or not, my posts wont shorten the bomb length)

[Emperor Ing]

There are no established rooms so...
*casts a few spells*
floating harmlessly a few inches above my hand?

[CrimsonAngel]

Wait what is this?

[Rae Artemi]

Zone of Truth
Anyone who doesn't want to be a member can leave when they like. I'm Neutral bordering on good, not evil.
[/zoneoftruth]


And I'm just plain chaotic neutral. It allows me to protect those that I care about while not always using the methods that most people... Approve of. I will however, try to resolve things peacefully, the first time.
*manages to get all of this in before the Zone of Truth Fades*

[Lix Lorn]

You're bluffing. Attacking someone-setting a bomb counts-will paralytse you.
Also: Dismissal.

Also: Planeshift ALL harem members, plus the non-members who arenot unfriendly, to the Bishie Plane itself.

Which, if you wondered, physically cannot hold the patterns together of those not meant to be there.
You break in? Your molecular bonds won't bond anymore. Bye bye.

[super dark33]

umm why dismissal? im not an outsider
neither do i

but still;


UNTILL NEXT TIME LIX LORN!!! YOU WILL BE DESTROYD!
OR DAMEGED PHYSICLY OR MENTALLY IN SOME WAY!

[CrimsonAngel]

I don't know what's going on, this is in the arts and crafts section right? ._.

[Lix Lorn]

This was taking place on a different plane. You're not native. Ergo, Dismissal.

[super dark33]

its more like SMBG combined with avatar game changes

[Rae Artemi]

I don't know what's going on, this is in the arts and crafts section right? ._.

It started in friendly banter, but was moved to arts and Crafts for some reason. We still treat it like it's in FB because that's where it started.

[Draconi Redfir]

Oh, I finally finished the big banner!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8099/lixharem2.png (http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8099/lixharem2.png)






I already knew that, I was just trying to get him riled up :P


Lix's Harem: mostly because we can.

[CrimsonAngel]

Makeshift bondage? :smallwink:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/oots/g63249.png

[A Rainy Knight]

A more "just for fun"-themed haremtar of mine:
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/A_Rainy_Knight/Celestineharem2-1.png

[Rae Artemi]

Lix stepped up to the challenge to save secret in kiss or kill, and I made this:
http://a.imageshack.us/img441/741/goodmistress3.png

This avatar makes me happy. It also proves that I am easily distracted.

[licoot]

*looks over thread*:eek:

[Emperor Ing]

Welcome to the House of the Lulz. :smallbiggrin:

[Closak]

*Pokes*
*Pokes*
*Pokes*

*Takes a detour to the plane of chocolate*

*Comes back with a weird look on my face*

[CrimsonAngel]

*Pokes*
*Pokes*
*Pokes*

*Takes a detour to the plane of chocolate*

*Comes back with a weird look on my face*

have you ever been tied to bed with a monocle? :smallbiggrin:

[The Succubus]

Having found Trazoi's lovely Inkscape guide, I'm going to have a shot at doing an avatar. This *might* not turn into a complete disaster in the same way a rock *might* not fall back on the ground after throwing it.

[Rae Artemi]

Having found Trazoi's lovely Inkscape guide, I'm going to have a shot at doing an avatar. This *might* not turn into a complete disaster in the same way a rock *might* not fall back on the ground after throwing it.

Trazoi's guide won't lead you astray, this (http://a.imageshack.us/img114/7429/g4945.png) is the the first avatar I made following it, and it isn't too bad.

[Blue Ghost]

This is getting a bit out of hand...

[Emperor Ing]

I would say everything's going just as planned. :smallamused:

[Rae Artemi]

Out of Hand? Feh. Compared to some of the places I've been, some of the threads I've seen, this is downright orderly.

[Blue Ghost]

We still need an official roster. I would make one if I had time...

[The Bushranger]

*sneaks in and looks around*

Hmm. The question is, can I now sneak back out? :smalltongue:

[Rae Artemi]

*sneaks in and looks around*

Hmm. The question is, can I now sneak back out? :smalltongue:

Nope, you cant.

*genderbends*

Now get in uniform, please.

[The Bushranger]

"...eeek! :smalleek::smallredface:

...erm...do I feel a draft?" :smallredface:

[Cealocanth]

I wouldn't call that little FFRP spat in the middle of an Arts and Crafts thread orderly.





Oh, and I'll be back...

[Raz_Fox]

*genderbends*

Now get in uniform, please.

Hey! No ordering around the harem girls, chief Harem Boy Supreme Artemi Rae! That's not very nice, is it?

...Though that was a prompt response to the demand, BR. Commendable! :smallbiggrin:


I wouldn't call that little FFRP spat in the middle of an Arts and Crafts thread orderly.

We can't spread this across FB, A&C and FFRP all at the same time, since this thread combines all of them at once. So we pretend it's all about the avatars, and do FFRP elements on the side, see?

[The Bushranger]

"Teehee...thanks. I've had, um, a fair bit of experience with getting genderbent and all, so..." :smallredface:

Also, the new banner is excellent. :smallbiggrin:

[CrimsonAngel]

"Teehee...thanks. I've had, um, a fair bit of experience with getting genderbent and all, so..." :smallredface:

Also, the new banner is excellent. :smallbiggrin:

how 'bout you come to my place and we can see how effective my monocle is as a rope

[Rae Artemi]

Hey! No ordering around the harem girls, chief Harem Boy Supreme Artemi Rae! That's not very nice, is it?


I said please, Did I not?



Also, the new banner is excellent. :smallbiggrin:

And thank you for the complement.

[The Bushranger]

No problem. You did great. ^_^


"Er...how about I stay right here with everybody else? But thanks...teehee!"

[CrimsonAngel]

maybe later, sweetcheeks :smallwink:

[Lix Lorn]

Green's not my favourite colour. Unless it's Mantra. Sorry. XD


Just. As. Planned. :smallamused:
Fixed that for you.

[CrimsonAngel]

my fur is nice and soft

[The Bushranger]

"Sweetcheeks? Oh, you like them? Like, thanks!" :smallredface::smallbiggrin:

[Rae Artemi]

You know, Lix, you may want to remove a couple of the blank lines in your signature, it's a little too long as is.

And I'll Cuddle with you Crimmy :smallamused:

[CrimsonAngel]

grog goes both ways, but only in this thread, got it? :smallwink:

[Rae Artemi]

grog goes both ways, but only in this thread, got it? :smallwink:

But you invited me to your house when I said that I was comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to act homosexual :smallconfused:

[CrimsonAngel]

The green text is roleplay text. ._.

[Rae Artemi]

The green text is roleplay text. ._.

For me, white text is non-roleplay text. Maybe I should change that.

[The Bushranger]

"I sense...confusion! Maybe I can help with that..."

*pinches*

"Teeheehee!" :smallredface:

[CrimsonAngel]

you pinched me! *chase seen followed by tickle fight*

[The Bushranger]

"No, I pinched Rae - aieeeeee I'm ticklish!!"
:smalleek::smalleek::smallredface::smallbiggrin:

[CrimsonAngel]

*shoots with hose*

[Rae Artemi]

Did someone say Ticklish?

*Tickles mercilessly*

[The Bushranger]

"EEEEEEEEP!!"
*is soaked, and tickled, and squirms helplessly!*

[CrimsonAngel]

*Ties arms together with monocle*

[Rae Artemi]

*ties Crim's legs together with denim.*

[CrimsonAngel]

bring it cupcake

:smalltongue:

[Felyndiira]

*ties Crim's legs together with denim.*

*observes and takes notes*

This thread is definitely a FFRP instead of arts XD.

[Lix Lorn]

It rreally is.
Erm, Fely? I do love that avatar... but it's kind of a point of honour that I'm NOT making anyone stay here if they don't wanna. So... can you find a way that she'd like it, or something?
Sorry to be a pain, but I have a nonevil alignment to keep here.

[The Bushranger]

It's three, it's three, it's three types in one!

Since I am not a crafty person... :smalltongue:



"Eeep! I've been captured! Fel! Help!"

[Rae Artemi]

It rreally is.
Erm, Fely? I do love that avatar... but it's kind of a point of honour that I'm NOT making anyone stay here if they don't wanna. So... can you find a way that she'd like it, or something?
Sorry to be a pain, but I have a nonevil alignment to keep here.

I've been telling her and telling her...


"Eeep! I've been captured! Fel! Help!"

I'm not Fel, but...*shatters monocle chain*

*hangs Crimmy upside down*
We aren't about doing things against other people's wills here.

[Felyndiira]

But...I was counting on you to be a gentleman with those flowers and all.

Ah, well, *removes monocles with magic*

(Lix: once I finish my last avatar request I'll change it =p)

[Blue Ghost]

It rreally is.
Erm, Fely? I do love that avatar... but it's kind of a point of honour that I'm NOT making anyone stay here if they don't wanna. So... can you find a way that she'd like it, or something?
Sorry to be a pain, but I have a nonevil alignment to keep here.

Aww, my Lix is all grown up.

[CrimsonAngel]

i was just hung upsidown against my will

[Felyndiira]

i was just hung upsidown against my will

More proof! *takes notes*

[Rae Artemi]

i was just hung upsidown against my will
That was a punishment. Those are different.

[The Bushranger]

"Hey, I didn't mind it! Teehee!" :smallredface:
"And, um, the flowers kinda vanished when I got genderbent." :smallfrown::smallredface:

[CrimsonAngel]

and you broke my monocle *holds monocle close and cries*

[Rae Artemi]

"Hey, I didn't mind it! Teehee!" :smallredface:

Wait, but, you asked for help. If you didn't mind...*babbles on*

[The Bushranger]

"It's all part of the act, silly! :smalltongue: There's not too much I'd say no to." :smallredface::smallwink:

[Strategos]

and you broke my monocle *holds monocle close and cries*

"Don't worry, I can fix it."

**casts Mending**

"There, all better."

[Lix Lorn]

Aww, my Lix is all grown up.
....
HOW old are you?

[CrimsonAngel]

"It's all part of the act, silly! :smalltongue: There's not too much I'd say no to." :smallredface::smallwink:

kinky

thanks, strategos

[The Dark Fiddler]

*observes and takes notes*

This thread is definitely a FFRP instead of arts XD.

"I was just thinking such myself. I believe the move was perhaps not the best planned... or maybe the moderators simply did not foresee this happening, because as I understand it, there was very little explanation in the original draft of the opening post."

[Rae Artemi]

kinky


I think I love you. In a Brotherly way, but still love.

[CrimsonAngel]

want to explore that love?

[Lix Lorn]

"I was just thinking such myself. I believe the move was perhaps not the best planned... or maybe the moderators simply did not foresee this happening, because as I understand it, there was very little explanation in the original draft of the opening post."
I was just planning on using this place to talk about it. Thus banter. (Shrugs)

I'm gonna go to bed. Please don't like, burn the place down or something...

[The Bushranger]

"Aw. I can't even singe it a little?" *huffs*
And yes, I've been called kinky before. *giggles*

[Rae Artemi]

want to explore that love?

Bro hug bunp?

[CrimsonAngel]

yeah sure why not? *bro hug*

[Rae Artemi]

Where doing this bro, where making this happen.

[CrimsonAngel]

sweet, i'll never forget this moment

[The Bushranger]

*flops out on a couch on her front, grabs a notebook and starts doodling*

[Rae Artemi]

*flops on BR's back*
Whatcha Drawin'?

[Raz_Fox]

This thread is definitely a FFRP instead of arts XD.

*glares at*

Funny thing is, I'm actually working on a Harem FFRP with Lix at the moment, trying to get divergent views of the Harem combined and writing up a good App/OOC thread.

Everyone would be invited. And there would be cake.

[The Bushranger]

"Eeeep!" :smallredface:
"Oh, heya! I was just trying to see if I could even do pixel art, for the video-game week." *giggles, squirms a little* "Even it's kinda difficult for me."

((Also, mmm, cake! ^_^))

[Rae Artemi]

Everyone would be invited. And there would be cake.

I hope it's ice cream cake. I don't like frosting.

[CrimsonAngel]

*looks over shoulder* neat

[RabbitHoleLost]

...Seriously, guys? I'm gone eleven hours and you guys rocket up four pages?
:smalltongue:

Also, Rabbit is not a part of the harem, but would like to be involved. Like...Lix's female body guard, or something.
Cause I like Lix and you guys, I'm just too distracted by someone else to be a Harem member =P

[CrimsonAngel]

Is it my speedo that's distracting you? :smallwink:

[The Bushranger]

"Oooooooh, ice cream cake? That's my favourite!"

[Kuroimaken]

Hello everyone! I'm entering the harem. Don't mind me, I'll just cuddle with whoever wants to hug.

[Viera Champion]

Hey Criimmmsssoonnn... Do you still have the Viera red Mage avvie I had you make?

[The Dark Fiddler]

Everyone would be invited. And there would be cake.

"Oh, you have me worried now. Last time I was promised cake... well, it didn't end well, let's just say that."


...Seriously, guys? I'm gone eleven hours and you guys rocket up four pages?
:smalltongue:

Oh gawd it's the new Crack Pairings. :smallsigh:

[Blue Ghost]

I still don't know where I stand in relation to the harem. I'm outside it, definitely, but do I regard it with grudging toleration? Amused detachment? Or am I actively promoting it?

[CrimsonAngel]

Hey Criimmmsssoonnn... Do you still have the Viera red Mage avvie I had you make?

I do. In my photobucket. Because I are professional. :smallcool:

[Viera Champion]

Could you possibly make me a harem girl out of her pleeeasssee?

[Rae Artemi]

I do. In my photobucket. Because I are professional. :smallcool:

Not true, professionals use Imageshack. Just ask Nat.

[RabbitHoleLost]

Is it my speedo that's distracting you? :smallwink:
:smalltongue:
No, sweetie. You're too young.

Oh gawd it's the new Crack Pairings. :smallsigh:
:smallannoyed:
:: blames Crack Pairings for her own thread of love being shut down::

I still don't know where I stand in relation to the harem. I'm outside it, definitely, but do I regard it with grudging toleration? Amused detachment? Or am I actively promoting it?
We're the Posse.
Involved, but not a part.