Order of the Stick Jingle

[PallElendro]

I was thinking of possible jingles for the Order of the Stick. Elan was in his first verse in On the Origins of PCs before getting cut off, so here's what I decided to make up, starting with that very first verse onward.

The Order of the Stick left the town that day,
not to find the dragon to slay,
but a lich to boot,
and we got the rogue that takes the loot.

Meat and shields just can't go well
but the hit points lost will tell (hey!)
heals and d4,
Might as well stop wizard gore.

The Order of the stick left the basement,
went onto clean pavement,
and plunged into town the next.

[Gift Jeraff]

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it cool read them it as 669 comics you read oots now plz oots are made by rich he made oots OOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!ARE COOL THE Publishers ARE Giant in the Playground.OOTS are better than books it comics that not on newspapers.it as stuff you can buy only oots have it.other comics suck like crap but oots are cool you read it oots now.oots are cool the oots cast is Belkar, Vaarsuvius, Elan, Haley, Durkon, and Roy.
it cool read them it as 669 comics you read oots now plz oots are made by rich he made oots OOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!ARE COOL THE Publishers ARE Giant in the Playground.OOTS are better than books it comics that not on newspapers.it as stuff you can buy only oots have it.other comics suck like crap but oots are cool you read it oots now.OOTS HAVE A star name:elan he as yellow hair.3 males and 2 females.sometimes it bad or good.