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2010-10-16, 01:36 PM
Such as from movies or books unrelated. Bonus points if its outside the fantasy genre. Super extra bonus points if you can find one about a 10 ft poll...

In Boondock Saints, a movie about vigilantes taking out criminals and the mob, they're gearing up for an attack on some mob bosses when: (also imagine this in an Irish accent, makes it funnier)

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.
Connor: You don't f**kin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' sh*t? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid f**kin' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. This is a rope right here.