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Snares
2010-10-21, 05:30 PM
Due to general agreement between people on both sides of the line, TOWN and ACRO have been merged. Thus, all threads which previously would have fallen in once category or another, should now be tagged [NEXUS].



LONG LIVE THE NEXUS!

:wink:

So, what is Nexus?
Well, the Nexus itself is like a rift, a single, brilliant point where all the universes in this strange thing we call 'reality' meet. Traveling to, from, and between any world or cosmology is theoretically possible here, and the Nexus itself seems to encourage this happening, often sucking beings and locations out of other universes at random, and dumping them on the world that lies at its center. It was not always like this, however. Once there were two worlds at the Nexus' heart, separate and distinct, though somewhat similar in ways. Similar enough that they slowly and eventually merged, so that only one remained. Here in this world the Nexus' influence reigns supreme, and as such the world has defied almost all attempts at classification. Here, knights of old may engage with Jedi knights. Gleaming spaceships land in Dark Age hamlets. Cowboys and samurai quest together to find holy sandwich boxes. And in the heavens above, Xi Wangmu and the Flying Spaghetti Monster meet every Woden's Day to play bowls with Pelor (it gets pretty epic). Here the possibilities are endless, and the universe without rules (except the Forum Rules, and the general FFRP rules, and the Individual Thread Rules, and oh whatever). Welcome to Nexus. Fun is had here.

Major Locales

For an endless world that defies all logic and classification, Nexus can be pretty darn consistent at times. As such, several locations have survived the test of time, remaining (somewhat) constant amidst the chaos of the rest of the world.

Town - At the heart of the Nexus lies the city-state of Town. Self-governed by an elected council, Town can most accurately be described as a city's planner's worst nightmare. A sump of urban madness, here spires of glass and steel can be seen next to Ancient Babylonian slum. Where Hellenistic Temples co-exist with Gothic Cathedrals and the odd Oriental Pagoda. Where crumbling, zombie infested crypts lie untouched in the middle of verdant parkland. It's craaaaaazy. It's Town.

Inside - A sister city to Town, the City of Inside is less chaotic than its close relative. Inside mostly resembles a modern city, with high-rise buildings and apartments, alleyways and roads, though the odd Demonic Monument can still be seen rising up above the surrounding suburb, teeming with dark cultists. Inside is the current seat of the Acronymian Empire, which controls much of the surrounding area.

Outside - If you ain't Inside (or in Town), you're OUTSIDE! :smallamused: Simple as that. Outside is a meta-thread for all those wildernessy type areas that don't merit their own threads, be it wood or lake or tiny shack.

ACRONYMS - Home to adventurers, these complexes provide headquarters and occasionally living space for like-minded Player Characters. Invariably equipped with cheesy names, these structures provide a place for their various members to fight crime, cause chaos, or have kinky lesbian sex. Current Acronyms include:

AMEN - Association for the Malicious, Evil and Nefarious. Evil aligned organization, exists to be EVIL! And sometimes Ebil.
HALO - Heroic, Anti-evil and Lawbreaking Organization. Non-Evil aligned organization, exists to smite wrong-doers.
GLoG - Good League of Good. Good aligned organization, exists to redeem evil-doers.
NO - Neutralist Oganization. Neutral aligned organization, exists to arbitrate between other organizations, and occasionally do their dirty work.
WATCHTOWER - You Know What? Screw It. Non-aligned aligned organization. Exists to destroy threats to Nexus, whatever form they may take.


The Taverns
What kind of vaguely DnDesque adventurer would you be if you didn't visit one of these places at least once? The various Taverns, Grills, Hotels, Cantinas and Restaurant provide meeting places for the Player Characters, areas for quest givers to stand mysteriously in, and also places for people to eat and spend the money they seem to have infinite amounts of. Though there are a vast number of such places in Nexus, some with their own thread and some without, throughout history three major hubs have existed, without which Nexus as we know it wouldn't exist. The Dancing Fox Inn, which is located in Town. Taverna Generica, which is located near Inside. And Trog's Tavern, which is located, maddeningly enough, in Town and Inside at the same time.

Nexus? In my white text?

Nexus Character Directory (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8624672#post8624672)

Maxios
2010-10-21, 05:32 PM
So I'm thinking about making a character for WATCHTOWER...

VampireRot
2010-10-21, 06:02 PM
Rot goes on fire a lot, doesn't he? Don't even think sunlight's given him as much trouble as fire has.

Actually, sunlight lights him on fire too. >.>

I really need a burning Rot avatar. Happy suggested it, but I'm horrible at making them. :smallfrown:

Hint hint hint, avatarists.

horngeek
2010-10-21, 06:08 PM
...HT, you are awesome. *mind is blown*

Trobby
2010-10-21, 06:24 PM
To be fair, Tobias never used fire against Rot near as I can tell.

...firepower, sure. But not fire.

happyturtle
2010-10-21, 06:25 PM
The mind controlled NexStock mob is now a few miles from Inside, and in the thread itself here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9603408&postcount=1047).

Maxios
2010-10-21, 06:27 PM
Since Maxios is secretly a HALO spy that infiltrated AMEN,I'm pretty sure I'd have one of my guys assist Tobias against Rot in the event of a rematch.

VampireRot
2010-10-21, 06:30 PM
The mind controlled NexStock mob is now a few miles from Inside, and in the thread itself here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9603408&postcount=1047).

<- is still experiencing writer's block about what exactly to have Zanny do to the crowd. >.<

Techo-Viking? :smallconfused: They're already doing the Thriller though... :smallannoyed:

happyturtle
2010-10-21, 06:32 PM
Carameldansen? Moon the city walls? Build a giant cheerleader pyramid?

The Bushranger
2010-10-21, 06:42 PM
Why not all of the above...at once!

:smalleek:

VampireRot
2010-10-21, 06:59 PM
I hope what I did was funny enough. >.>

:smallconfused::smallsmile::smalleek:

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 07:04 PM
You trying to trying to tell us they didn't already worship Isiah Mustafa as a God!? BLASPHEMY! >:O

Trobby
2010-10-21, 07:15 PM
I hope what I did was funny enough. >.>

:smallconfused::smallsmile::smalleek:

Are you kidding? You are VampireRot. I'm sure whatever you've done is hilarious.

*Takes a look*

I'm not entirely sure what you just did. But I'm sure it is hilarious. o.o;

VampireRot
2010-10-21, 07:17 PM
Are you kidding? You are VampireRot. I'm sure whatever you've done is hilarious.

*Takes a look*

I'm not entirely sure what you just did. But I'm sure it is hilarious. o.o;

:smalltongue:

My work is done here.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-21, 07:20 PM
I'm loving that everyone thinks Zany is Gordon. He's gonna be pissed.

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 07:20 PM
Me: Happyturtle playing as YODA!? This can't get any more AWESOME.

*insert Weird Al references and booty calls*

Me: IT GOT MORE AWESOME. XO
*prances away to magical awesomeland of glitter and sparkles*

Maxios
2010-10-21, 07:25 PM
My guy is a HALO spy that infiltrated AMEN. Any idea on how I can get him to reveal this in the thread, possibily by accident? Hopefully filled with action, intense escapes, etc.

happyturtle
2010-10-21, 07:25 PM
PM, you going to play the mob again during the 3 way battle for control? :smallbiggrin:

@ Kris: You just totally know Yoda's a playa. After all, it's only attachments that are a problem for Jedi. He can have all the curtains he wants as long as he's willing to ditch the girl at the first notice.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-21, 07:26 PM
Wasn't Maxios walking around photographing everyone and being suspicious?

I assumed everyone except Rot knew :smallbiggrin:

@ HT - sure, why not :smalltongue:

Maxios
2010-10-21, 07:27 PM
Good point.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-21, 07:51 PM
Felicis Island

Magtok turns slightly in that direction, then!

You're darn right we are, and no, of course not. I'll either stick a silly rocket engine on it or an antigravity well and we'll either zip off right over their lake or smash right through the side of a cabin and make a paddleboat-sized hole in their wall.

He pauses for a moment.

Unless you want a slow-speed chase. That might be fun too, so long as they don't cheat.

Magtok is a man who knows how to villain.

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 07:56 PM
PM, you going to play the mob again during the 3 way battle for control? :smallbiggrin:

@ Kris: You just totally know Yoda's a playa. After all, it's only attachments that are a problem for Jedi. He can have all the curtains he wants as long as he's willing to ditch the girl at the first notice.

~He's Yoda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4w7ChpuaM), he's a soldja,
He molds ya and folds ya,
He thought he toldja:
Don't be unwise,
Judge him not by his size,
You won't believe yo eyes,
Watch the X-Wing rise~

Trobby
2010-10-21, 08:00 PM
....oh god DAMN you all . How, just HOW am I supposed to resist joining a massive dance/music battle? HOW?! D:

I mean, I could avoid getting into Nexusstock because I couldn't rightly have owned a band character that would fit into it, and my practical NPC Davidson was busy. But...;-; DO WANT.

Maxios
2010-10-21, 08:02 PM
I could have Maxios disco or do the robot :smalltongue:

horngeek
2010-10-21, 08:03 PM
~He's Yoda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4w7ChpuaM), he's a soldja,
He molds ya and folds ya,
He thought he toldja:
Don't be unwise,
Judge him not by his size,
You won't believe yo eyes,
Watch the X-Wing rise~

*gives KK an internet*

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 08:23 PM
....oh god DAMN you all . How, just HOW am I supposed to resist joining a massive dance/music battle? HOW?! D:

I mean, I could avoid getting into Nexusstock because I couldn't rightly have owned a band character that would fit into it, and my practical NPC Davidson was busy. But...;-; DO WANT.

I feel your pain. :smallfrown:
*tries to figure out what music KR likes*

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-21, 08:24 PM
Not only is Raz into gangsta rap, I'm already swamped running two crowds.

KerfuffleMach2
2010-10-21, 08:25 PM
Proposed theme song for SAINT. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvP0uwl3Q6A)

Trobby
2010-10-21, 08:38 PM
...

Okay, I've come to terms with the fact that I don't have any characters powerful enough to have such a profound influence on the battle of music.

...However.

SOMEONE, and I mean ANYONE who is awesome enough, needs to use this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_7u3nhANa4). It is calling out to you. It is the song that shall win this war.

And you know you can't resist it. :smallcool:

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 08:42 PM
Sorry Intro.
Elvis > Everything.
A shame. I was just about to get Lucretia all in on the action like a trashy bland pop-star on crack.
...
Which coincidentally enough, is exactly the type of music she would have brought to the table. >.>

KerfuffleMach2
2010-10-21, 08:42 PM
*blinkblink*

Um...why is there dance fighting going on?

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 08:44 PM
Because AMEN.
...
They're probably going to get a dancing Assault Robot knocking on their door after all this, in fact. Depending on whether they win or not.

Trobby
2010-10-21, 08:44 PM
NexusStock is invading the Inside.

Also, there is one who is greater than Elvis... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU7JjJJZi1Q)

Hmm..no, I can do better than that...

horngeek
2010-10-21, 08:44 PM
Darn it. I want to have Meidani come in with J-pop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FueivoYAx8Q), but I can't figure out a suitably awesome way to do it. >.<

Trobby
2010-10-21, 08:46 PM
Darn it. I want to have Meidani come in with J-pop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FueivoYAx8Q), but I can't figure out a suitably awesome way to do it. >.<

Two words: Sailor Fuku.

happyturtle
2010-10-21, 08:48 PM
... I think that's game.

Well, played, Wolfy. Well played.

Beans
2010-10-21, 08:49 PM
This afternoon my friend told me I should join his band.

I said I would do so only if the band's genre was deathjazz cabaret.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-21, 08:50 PM
ooh, what instrument do you play?

Beans
2010-10-21, 08:52 PM
I sort of play the guitar not very well.

I can sing alright, especially after a shower---warm moist air loosens up the vocal chords nicely.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-21, 08:53 PM
Practice that guitar and become godly. That's my advice :D The young Van Halen used to sit in his room learning for years.

Beans
2010-10-21, 08:56 PM
Did he has a lovely fine motor disability? Yay dysgraphia! Basically that means my hands suck at some stuff, including handwriting. Guitar...ing... is same-ish.

But I can sings.

... If my friend does form a deathjazz cabaret band, I am so doing vocals for it.
Smoooooooth vocals.
Simply to be able to say I'm in a deathjazz cabaret band.

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 08:58 PM
NexusStock is invading the Inside.

Also, there is one who is greater than Elvis... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVlr4g5-r18)

Hmm..no, I can do better than that...

Try this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5fsqYctXgM) Or maybe this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqVFJNcQ4X0)

Happy: I dunno. Channeling the GaGa was a pretty sick move on Zanny's part. :smallcool:

Trobby
2010-10-21, 09:01 PM
Hmm...:/ Maybe I'm not that strong in the Song-fu after all.

Hey, what about this one? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barLaHrtvoM)

VampireRot
2010-10-21, 09:02 PM
Hmm...:/ Maybe I'm not that strong in the Song-fu after all.

Hey, what about this one? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barLaHrtvoM)

I was going to do that one in NEXUSTOCK.

But the crowd got brainwashed too quickly. :smallyuk:

happyturtle
2010-10-21, 09:27 PM
You know... it just occurred to me that Phoenix was Inside buying a hat. He could easy run into the mob on his way home...

The Bushranger
2010-10-21, 09:33 PM
While she's only cheering on the dance fight, Becky does have a theme song now: Fear of the Dark (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHTNgJftbLA).

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 09:35 PM
You know... it just occurred to me that Phoenix was Inside buying a hat. He could easy run into the mob on his way home...

Hmmm....
*tries to think of Countersong to all the grooviness going on*

horngeek
2010-10-21, 09:36 PM
...none of my characters really have themes... although I could rip off one of the themes of the guy who's powers Cathy's are based off.

Namely, this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUs8FEsDUZ4) :smalltongue:

VampireRot
2010-10-21, 09:39 PM
I usually don't do theme songs. >.>

But if I had to, the only one I could think of for Rot is something by Voltaire. When You're Evil is overused, so I'mma go with... Almost Human (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFkOYRl5hTM&feature=related).

*Nods*

Trobby
2010-10-21, 09:44 PM
Most of my characters have less-than-rocking themes...

Kris I've decided has two (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly3l62lZ53g) possible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RcVNuHkGZ8) themes.

Rae Artemi
2010-10-21, 09:48 PM
Most of my characters have less-than-rocking themes...

Kris I've decided has two (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly3l62lZ53g) possible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RcVNuHkGZ8) themes.

I am playing these at the same time. It's awesome.

Trobby
2010-10-21, 09:55 PM
I am playing these at the same time. It's awesome.

They are the songs I listen to when writing a Kris battle scene. And the songs you should listen to when she fights. Because that is who she is channeling, essentially.

D_Lord
2010-10-21, 10:55 PM
Looks like the invading of Inside from NexusStock isn't done yet.


Happy Birthday Kris

Reinholdt
2010-10-21, 11:04 PM
Happy Birthday Kid Kris! :smallsmile:

Trobby
2010-10-21, 11:07 PM
:O It's his birthday?

WOO! ^O^ Happy Birthday, Kid Kris!

*EXPLODE!*

<.<; Sorry, I got a little too excited. *cough*

...Happy Birthday, Kid Kris. :smallsmile:

*Yawwwn*

And I'm gonna shut my characters down for the night. Later, folks.

*Beeeeewwww~*

FireFox
2010-10-21, 11:08 PM
Happy Birthday!

Watch Reinholdt just be messing with all of us. >.>

happyturtle
2010-10-21, 11:08 PM
Hey D_Lord, can you let the DC/Darcy/Zanny scene play out before making an attack?

======

Yay Kris! How old are you now?

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq40/happyturtle-avs/lolcats/funny-dog-pictures-ready-party.jpg

Silly dogs... we just had a big ole party!

The Bushranger
2010-10-21, 11:09 PM
Happy Birthday, KK!

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 11:10 PM
Well, it's my birthday for me. You guys over in the wrong time zone AMERICA are kicking things off early. :smalltongue::smallsmile:
*is 17*

Also,



He speaks in an oddly calm, if very cold, voice. "Hello. Traitor." That last word echoes telepathically, but only to Darcy. He certainly wanted that one to sink in, didn't he?


[Rapidly Dispersing Mob]

"It's... not like that... really...?" she says, not very convincingly.

((Deadtimes here to allow Zanny a chance to get involved.))

Is there some sort of subtext here, or am I just being weird? :smalltongue::smallwink:>.>

D_Lord
2010-10-21, 11:11 PM
Sure. still the army is still coming.

Reinholdt
2010-10-21, 11:12 PM
Happy Birthday!

Watch Reinholdt just be messing with all of us. >.>

Now would I do that? :smallconfused:
...
Don't answer that.

Darkcomet
2010-10-21, 11:13 PM
...I would say happy birthday, Kris, but that comment right there ruined it. :smalltongue:

It's not like they have even interacted all that much onscreen. Also factor in that this is me we are talking about. <.<

happyturtle
2010-10-21, 11:15 PM
Sure. still the army is still coming.

Poor Gordon. He might have to actually defend Inside from the monster if he wants a chance to conquer it himself. :smalltongue:

Darkcomet
2010-10-21, 11:17 PM
I'll just get the heavy attackers and artillery.

Plasma rain again so soon...?

Moff Chumley
2010-10-21, 11:27 PM
I can't believe I missed the shenanigans in the Inside thread... I haz a sad. :smallfrown:

happyturtle
2010-10-21, 11:33 PM
It would have been 10x the epic if you'd been here. :smallfrown:

But hey... you can always be Moff's wingman to help him score with Taul. :smallwink:

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 11:38 PM
Meanwhile, MORE THEME SONGS (part the second, still subject to revision).


Aran - Predictable Voltaire Song is Predictable. You knew this was coming. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQnw53rNOTs)
Care - They tried to make me go to rehab... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LTPRJqt2z4)
Jazirian - But Jazirian wears boots, not shoes! :smalleek: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isgm9wLzkww) I don't think he knows where the hell he's going, though. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3gPQNpELns)
Johannes - ... Yeah, okay, I'm stumped.
Kal - Well, do ya!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooYjf95rATg) (Bow chicka bow wow!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx0QERxjjno) Just watch out for his knife. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIrS5dtTZI&feature=related)
Kazia - BumbumBUMbumbumBUM Foxy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnkYatAT7NE)
Keld - Sadly, this is like, the one metal song I know. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0sW7KOFhU)
KR - Don't kid yourself. You know her name. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmn6HBjuk8w)
KR-15 - Something or other about cake. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxNmeMklFk8)
Lucretia - Moar Voltaire. She wishes she had a minotaur butler though. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1plioE-B0I)
Phoenix - Everything (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQqhjFgubWE&feature=related) ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tF_mXEgigg&feature=related) by (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcdlxfBnO8o) Jason Mraz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6uRfdmew3s). Especially this. <333 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBMcTHtkeq8) (Oh, and some song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dPcUXqZ3cA) by the Beatles as well.)
ROFLmancer - I remember when, I remember I remember when I lost my MIIIIND. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w&ob=av2e)

Jeez. Fully 99.9% of what I listen to is silly love songs, and that's only appropriate for 10% of my characters. >.<

Moff Chumley
2010-10-21, 11:40 PM
You give me crap about my music taste, and then you link to Mraz? :smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

But bonus points for the Gnarls Barkley. Danger Mouse is kinda my hero. >.>

The Bushranger
2010-10-21, 11:41 PM
But...shouldn't this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4) be the ROFLmancer's song? :smalltongue:

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-21, 11:41 PM
You give me crap about my music taste, and then you link to Mraz? :smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

...
Your doom will be swift in its coming, and painful in its execution.

Moff Chumley
2010-10-21, 11:48 PM
*places Mars Volta on turntable*

*removes guitar from case, wields as if it were a bludgeoning weapon*

BRING IT! :smallfurious:

happyturtle
2010-10-21, 11:49 PM
There will be more dancefighting in the Nexus now, right?

Moff Chumley
2010-10-21, 11:50 PM
As long as I'm an active member? Hell yes there will be. :smallcool:

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-22, 12:03 AM
*places Mars Volta on turntable*

*removes guitar from case, wields as if it were a bludgeoning weapon*

BRING IT! :smallfurious:

Relax, take it eeeeaaaaaasy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVmG_d3HKBA) :smallcool:

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 12:05 AM
*Is about to click on link*

*Realizes what link most likely contains*

Aw heel naw. HEEL naw. You ain't linking me to the Eagles, no way, no how. :smallannoyed:

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-22, 12:07 AM
No, not even I'm that degenerate. I was going for something more... colorful.

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 12:09 AM
Nevertheless. :smallmad:

Also, happy birthday, KK. :smallbiggrin:

Also also, does anyone want to draw my halloween-tar of The Moff dressed as Gordon? :smallbiggrin:

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-22, 12:14 AM
Sure, though bear in mind my attempt may be... less than serious.
...
Okay no, that was an understatement. I'm going to make you suffer.

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-22, 01:41 AM
So... Magical... O_O



http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x280/kriskatarn/MoffGordon-1.png

happyturtle
2010-10-22, 01:44 AM
Love it! :smallbiggrin:

Now I want a Darcy as Lady Gaga avatar. >.>

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-22, 01:46 AM
White latex outfit, or something else?

InyutheBeatIs
2010-10-22, 01:46 AM
...What is that?!

Anyways, Kid Kris, just wanted to say thank you for indirectly telling me who sung Crazy!!! I've been looking for the artist of that song for a little bit now!

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-22, 01:49 AM
It's the product of a deranged mind on too much Mika. O_O Full of joy... and sunshine... and joyness... =3

Zefir
2010-10-22, 01:59 AM
Happy Birthday Kid Kris (MAybe I am late I don't know it's 9 o'clock now).

I don't know what you have with theme music bit I want to be in, too.
If Andy is ever growing up enougth to fight someone I will use this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBwLURfgjQk)song in the background.

happyturtle
2010-10-22, 02:00 AM
Not sure the white latex would work well in stick form. How about you just pick your favorite costume that's forum friendly enough to cover most of the torso? *squees in anticipation* :smallbiggrin:

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-22, 02:08 AM
Is it the 22nd where you live? If so, IT IS NOT TOO LATE! Happy Birthday to me. :smalltongue:

Hmm... Considered the bubble dress, but that might be a mite too ambitious... Okay, got something. :smallamused:

Zefir
2010-10-22, 02:12 AM
Yep 22nd 9o'clock in the morning the sun shine onto my workplace make it hard to see the screen.

What's your time?

Morty
2010-10-22, 07:13 AM
I'm not sure if I'm late, early or on time, but Happy Birthday Kris. :smallsmile:
And I'm afraid, I'm too much of a srs hat to join any musical sheneniagans... even if they all took part when I'm not asleep. >.>

Trobby
2010-10-22, 08:33 AM
Relax, take it eeeeaaaaaasy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVmG_d3HKBA) :smallcool:

*While waiting for the song to load...* Wait, are you telling me to take it easy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIjZE4kcg_Q)? Or are you saying that it IS Easyyyyyyy? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cHsNnDfmDs)

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-22, 08:42 AM
Love it! :smallbiggrin:

Now I want a Darcy as Lady Gaga avatar. >.>



http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x280/kriskatarn/DarcyGaGa.png

We are the crowd... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsXl6ZuxE9A)

happyturtle
2010-10-22, 08:44 AM
*glomps Kris*

You are so awesome! :smallbiggrin:

Snares
2010-10-22, 10:36 AM
I'm just going to keep linking to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJB2jqToa2E) everywhere until everyone in the world likes it.

FireFox
2010-10-22, 01:56 PM
Edgar Valentine

Power Rating: 19-20 on the Quinsar scale, C on the Neon Knight scale.

Um. The highest the Quinsar scale goes is 11... which is literally "Forget about it", as in something powerful enough to kill everything ever. But then you have a C on the NK scale, so when you say "19-20", do you just mean DnD levels?

Morty
2010-10-22, 01:57 PM
It's not like a 19-20 level D&D character is a C on NK's scale. C is supposed to represent characters that are at the peak of realistic human cabability, like elite troops and characters from action movies. 19-20 level D&D characters are mythic heroes.

Trobby
2010-10-22, 02:04 PM
Actually, let's take a look at that scale...

The rating system
1.Defensless (Lvl 0)
2.Civillian (Lvl 1-3)
3.Adventurer (Lvl 4-8)
4.Hero (Lvl 9-12)
5.Great Hero (Lvl 13-20)
6.Hero of Legend (Lvl 21-30)
7.Demi God (Lvl 31 plus)
8.Lesser God
9.Greater God
10.God-killer
11.Forget about it

As you can see, there actually is a "Level" system there, and it goes anywhere from 0 to 31. I'm guessing he meant on THAT scale he was between 19-20.

Even then though, that'd push his rank in the Neon Knight scale up a full letter grade at the very least, possibly a grade and a half.

FireFox
2010-10-22, 02:07 PM
The Quinsar scale is 1 through 11. The parenthetical levels at the end were to help translate it into DnD terms, since Town, at that point, was filled with characters largely based on DnD.

ThirdEmperor
2010-10-22, 02:08 PM
Yeah, what Introbulus said.

As for the difference between the Quinsar Scale and the Neon Knight scale ratings, I'll fix that. What rating would being as good as you can possibly get while still being human and lacking any special powers be?

Morty
2010-10-22, 02:09 PM
C or C+ on NK's scale sounds about right. On Quinsar's scale, I'd say 3 or 4.

Reinholdt
2010-10-22, 02:10 PM
You silly people and your insistence on labeling everything. :smalltongue:

Trobby
2010-10-22, 02:12 PM
That...entirely depends on what you consider to be "possible" for a human to achieve. It is both far more and far less than you would think.

For example, under great duress or in times of great need, a human being could lift the weight of a car. But at the same time, you can literally drown on as little as a spoonful of water if you swallow it wrong.

If, however, you are going by fictional character power, we could work with that. Let's see...James Bond is reasonably "human", but also extraordinarily powerful. I imagine he would be about a C-rating on the Neon Knight scale because he is, very much, the pinnacle of human achievement.

One step above him, at about rank B, I'd probably place Batman, mostly due to his ability to plan ahead and match with superheroes of power increasingly greater than his own.

A step above that and you'd have Superman, with all of his powers AND weaknesses, and Kryptonite in the hands of most of his foes.

A step above that, into rank S, and you have Superman in a world without Kryptonite.

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 02:17 PM
A step above that, into rank S, and you have Superman in a world without Kryptonite.
That... is just a very, very poignant phrase. :)

ThirdEmperor
2010-10-22, 02:18 PM
C+ then. Batman could still kick Edgars butt, but only because Batman is Batman. Anyone else of equal skill would get pwnd.

Morty
2010-10-22, 02:34 PM
It is true, though, that when it comes down to it, power levels don't mean all that much. If their players want it, characters of significantly different power levels can duke it out on equal terms - and they frequently do.

ThirdEmperor
2010-10-22, 02:39 PM
Yeah. I try to avoid that but it happens quite a lot.

Morty
2010-10-22, 02:42 PM
:smallconfused: There's no reason to avoid it. Low-powered characters not getting curbstomped by high-powered ones in any sort of conflict is a good thing, not a bad thing.

ThirdEmperor
2010-10-22, 02:45 PM
Yeah, but I feel kinda low when Riv pulls out a ridiculous, "exactly what I need to win this fight that's way over my head" weapon, so I'm trying to avoid that with Edgar. I'd honestly rather lose than have to pull that stuff.

I don't dislike other people for doing it, just try to avoid it myself.

Morty
2010-10-22, 02:48 PM
Well, there is a point at which adjusting the power level stretches belivability. Which is why I personally think the players of high-powered characters should tone it down when necessary.

ThirdEmperor
2010-10-22, 02:49 PM
Yeah, a little alteration of power level doesn't really matter, it's when it gets massive that it's a problem. It's also more believable for a high-powered character to go easy than it is for a low-powered character to suddenly become super-powered.

Trobby
2010-10-22, 02:51 PM
*looking through the Character Directory*

...Wait...Magtok himself doesn't have an entry? :smallconfused: but...people constantly make references to him in their own entries! How does he not have one of his own?!

Lord Magtok
2010-10-22, 03:32 PM
Because I had one in the old directory, and was too lazy to re-post it until just now. :smalltongue:

Trobby
2010-10-22, 03:39 PM
Glad I was sharp enough to notice then. :smalltongue:

And oh wow is it the kind of backstory I expected. =3 He's like an incredible cross between Kefka, the Joker and Batman. And also a cyborg on the side.

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 03:59 PM
I want to hug him.
What would he do if I hugged him?
>_>
<_<
(hugs him)

Trobby
2010-10-22, 04:01 PM
Judging by his character entry? Probably perform horrible biological experiments on you while singing "Still Alive".

...Probably better to ask him for a hug first. At the very least.

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 04:16 PM
Best. Death. Ever.

The Bushranger
2010-10-22, 04:27 PM
Magtok? Naaaaaah. In response to a hug you can expect screaming and flailing. :smalltongue:

EleventhHour
2010-10-22, 04:29 PM
My knifeseed and I have a few experiments of our own. I've heard the spine is great for planting.

If you're lucky you'll even grow a knifetree.

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 04:33 PM
What about a kiss?

The Bushranger
2010-10-22, 04:35 PM
...you'd probably grow a whole knifeforest for that...

Terumitsu
2010-10-22, 04:37 PM
Well this is getting terribly silly in short time.

While we are at it, why don't we just grab a hat and cane and Put on a Happy FAAAACE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0CfqUs-oD0)

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 04:41 PM
This is getting terribly SILLEH. :smallannoyed:

Morty
2010-10-22, 04:43 PM
Alright, this thread is becoming increasingly silly!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e8qaKHUaCjs/Ssp9keLeDcI/AAAAAAAAHoc/Y9ryIbQ1Kck/s400/Graham_Chapman_Colonel.jpg

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 04:46 PM
Beat you to it!

Trobby
2010-10-22, 04:46 PM
SILLY, you say? :o THAT IS MY FORTE! :3

IT IS TIME TO DANCE!


http://smlpx.mobi/_tn/std/bizarre/_more2005/_more10/cat-kitten-with-silly-hat-dancing-animated-1-DHD.gif

Morty
2010-10-22, 04:48 PM
Beat you to it!

To the quote maybe, but not a Graham Chapman picture. HA!

Terumitsu
2010-10-22, 04:53 PM
Alright, that's enough.

Let's get on with it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY) already!

I say we talk about cakes now.

Snares
2010-10-22, 04:55 PM
I wonder if we could call Confuse-A-Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM) in on Reinholdt and the various TROUBLED catpeople... they'd sort them all out in no time!

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 04:59 PM
I didn't even remember his name. XD

Beans
2010-10-22, 05:02 PM
We need something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqQmeHgX7KM
But for Magtok.

Oh, Magtok!

Reinholdt
2010-10-22, 05:08 PM
I wonder if we could call Confuse-A-Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM) in on Reinholdt and the various TROUBLED catpeople... they'd sort them all out in no time!

*stares at blankly with a less than amused face* :smallannoyed:

Snares
2010-10-22, 05:13 PM
Okay, so maybe Reinholdt's been through a lot more than most cats. I'm sure they could put on an extra-long show or something. :smallbiggrin:

VampireRot
2010-10-22, 05:14 PM
I wonder if we could call Confuse-A-Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM) in on Reinholdt and the various TROUBLED catpeople... they'd sort them all out in no time!

*Is confused*

:smallconfused: ?stac rof ylno s'taht erus uoy erA

Snares
2010-10-22, 05:16 PM
Maybe it works on vampires, too?

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 06:15 PM
So... Magical... O_O

You are a badass, my good sir. Any and all Mraz-love is forgiven. :smallbiggrin:

Anyhow, I'm on a rather odd computer, and I can't get the URL for that image... you mind posting it? *Chumley is incompetent*

happyturtle
2010-10-22, 07:01 PM
Oh wait, I just remembered MoffPrime can't Portal. Crap. :smalleek:

xD

I did wonder about that, but figured another Moff was helping him, or that he'd gained a level or something.

Img url: http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x280/kriskatarn/MoffGordon-1.png

Also, Wolfbane asked if Moff Four would start stalking Taul, but Moff doesn't want to step on Ilphy's gig. He'll just need a clear rejection to back off. Or else just seeing him somewhere outside a dancefight so that he can recognize that Taul is straight.

Dancefighting interferes with teh gaydar something fierce.

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 07:12 PM
Thanks muchly. And I figure, since MoffPrime hasn't actually done anything in months, there's really no reason for him to have gained additional powers...

Trobby
2010-10-22, 07:17 PM
Think I'm gonna take tonight easy and not post so much. ^^; Starting to feel like I'm stretching myself again a bit.

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 07:26 PM
So, once again, I find myself not knowing what to do with Ilyena. I don't think keeping him in WATCHTOWER is a great idea. *Contemplates*

FireFox
2010-10-22, 07:28 PM
Well, from what I've seen of him, I don't think Smaragdos can actually "replace" him in terms of magic. Also, I'm intending on making Smaragdos more and more focused on necromancy.

So I see people have been posting at the Black Dragon's Den, but I haven't been reading the thread. Is it fixed now so I can bring in my character?

Snares
2010-10-22, 07:32 PM
Switching off my characters for tonight. I'm up reasonably early tomorrow... buying an electric drum kit. :smallcool:

Moffski - have him find a cursed ouija board. :smalltongue: And then he goes on a WILD AND CRAZY ADVENTURE with Efrim, who also has little to do at the moment...

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 07:36 PM
Ilyena doesn't need ouija boards, when he has Strossian magitech oracle programs... :smalltongue:

Charles Stross? Atrocity Archives? Anyone? :smallfrown:

But I am so down for WACKY HIJINKS that I hit my head on the floor. Ouch. :smalltongue:

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 07:38 PM
Charles Stross reference?!
Moff, kiss me. That's an order.

happyturtle
2010-10-22, 07:40 PM
Well, from what I've seen of him, I don't think Smaragdos can actually "replace" him in terms of magic. Also, I'm intending on making Smaragdos more and more focused on necromancy.

So I see people have been posting at the Black Dragon's Den, but I haven't been reading the thread. Is it fixed now so I can bring in my character?

It's operational enough for the serving of drinks. Perhaps they installed a Fix Everything button offscreen.

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 07:43 PM
Charles Stross reference?!
Moff, kiss me. That's an order.

YAYZ! However, seeing as my girlfriend is active on GitP, and I need you alive to execute my incredibly convoluted and brilliant master plan, I think I'll abstain. :smalltongue:

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 07:47 PM
Noooo my scheme.
Who's your girlfriend? (Curious)

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 07:50 PM
(also curious)

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 07:50 PM
The Antagonist. She mostly lurks, but I strongly advise against letting that fool you... :smallbiggrin:

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 07:54 PM
I bet I could take her. XD
(cue her appearing from the shadows to curbstomp me. xP)

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 07:56 PM
I bet I could take her. XD
(cue her appearing from the shadows to curbstomp me. xP)

While I'm here, I'll guarantee that you won't get curbstomped.

Beans
2010-10-22, 07:58 PM
If you do, will you be wanting your knocked-out teeth?
If not, I so call dibs.

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:00 PM
I bet I could take her. XD
(cue her appearing from the shadows to curbstomp me. xP)

*curbstomps*

VampireRot
2010-10-22, 08:00 PM
Ooooooohhh!

*popcorn*

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:01 PM
Ooooooohhh!

*popcorn*

You and me both, brotha. :smallamused::smallcool:

*munch*

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 08:03 PM
Ow.
See?
:smallbiggrin:

Ent Moff lucky. Two people fighting over him. XD
And all cause Charles Stross is awesome...

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 08:03 PM
*curbstomps*

You don't appear to be a her. That means I won't hold back in the slightest. Step into this small room, please.

horngeek
2010-10-22, 08:03 PM
*rescues Lixie*

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 08:04 PM
I am surprisingly popular... :smallredface::smalleek:

Just as planned.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 08:04 PM
You don't appear to be a her. That means I won't hold back in the slightest. Step into this small room, please.

Sexist :smallbiggrin:

Beans
2010-10-22, 08:04 PM
*reaches for Lixie's teefs*

I wants me dem teefs.

Also...

Sexist :smallbiggrin:
Oh noes. Did you get stole'd by Candlejack again? He's considerate enough to post for people, but never finishes or punctuates their se

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 08:04 PM
*rescues Lixie*

Hey, that's my job.

I am her bodyguard, after all.

I'm a really bad bodyguard.

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:04 PM
Ow.
Ent Moff lucky. Two people fighting over him. XD
And all cause Charles Stross is awesome...

Sorry. He's mine. :smalltongue:

FireFox
2010-10-22, 08:05 PM
Ladies, gentlemen, please... Take it outside to SMBG.

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 08:06 PM
I'm gonna run away like a little girl deadtime now.

And you can keep him, I just want one kiss as a reward for sharing a fondness of Stross.

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:06 PM
You don't appear to be a her. That means I won't hold back in the slightest. Step into this small room, please.

*dons Viking helmet* Let me find my war hammer...

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:06 PM
MY GIRLFRIEND'S INTERNET GENDER IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! :smalltongue:

Um... exit stage left! *runs away with popcorn*

VampireRot
2010-10-22, 08:07 PM
That's MY POPCORN!!!

*Puts on bear suit and pursues Moff*

Lix Lorn
2010-10-22, 08:07 PM
What have I done. :smalleek:

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:07 PM
And you can keep him, I just want one kiss as a reward for sharing a fondness of Stross.

You want to kiss THAT?

>.>

<.<


MY GIRLFRIEND'S INTERNET GENDER IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! :smalltongue:

Um... exit stage left! *runs away with popcorn*

HEY. I'M A MAN.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 08:07 PM
That's MY POPCORN!!!

*Puts on bear suit and pursues Moff*

I c wat u did ther

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 08:08 PM
What have I done. :smalleek:

Awesome, that's what you've done.

Beans
2010-10-22, 08:09 PM
You failed to lose teefs and I failed to get said teefs, Lix.

But... jeez, Candlejack keeps kidnapping poor Mayhem before he/she/it/they/I like pronouns/etc can punctua

VampireRot
2010-10-22, 08:09 PM
I c wat u did ther

Thy saw nothing, thou vain, idle-headed, hedge-pig! :smallfurious:

:smallcool:

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:12 PM
HEY. I'M A MAN.

'Course you are. :smile: HEY ANTAGONIST MAKE NEXUS CHARACTER NAO KTHNX?

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 08:12 PM
Sexist :smallbiggrin:

No, I was simply stating that Lix challenged a her, and was attacked by someone who appeared to be a him. Attacking someone without provocation, that is something I am against.

Beans
2010-10-22, 08:12 PM
Thy saw nothing, thou vain, idle-headed, hedge-pig! :smallfurious:

:smallcool:
Thy is genitive of possession.
At least, I'm almost entirely sure it's not nominative subject.

And... did you call Mayhem a hedgehog in Redwall-speak?


WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF?
THE ANTAGONIST IS A MAN AND A HALF!
*steak*

horngeek
2010-10-22, 08:14 PM
...I have no idea what's going on anymore.

VampireRot
2010-10-22, 08:14 PM
Thy is genitive of possession.
At least, I'm almost entirely sure it's not nominative subject.

And... did you call Mayhem a hedgehog in Redwall-speak?


I definitely speak Shakespearian-English. >.>

Burhur, and o'im certainly nawt spaking no Redwall spake, ma'am.

Bit rusty. :smallfrown:

FireFox
2010-10-22, 08:15 PM
...I have no idea what's going on anymore.

SMBG invaded Nexus. We must rally the true players to defend our home. Or just ignore them and hope they go be overly silly somewhere else. :smalltongue:

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:16 PM
...I have no idea what's going on anymore.

My job here is done.

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 08:16 PM
SMBG invaded Nexus. We must rally the true players to defend our home. Or just ignore them and hope they go be overly silly somewhere else. :smalltongue:

I'll be silly wherever I want, thank you very much.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 08:17 PM
Aren't you the woman who dresses up as an Ant and attacks that town in Fallout 3?

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:17 PM
No, I was simply stating that Lix challenged a her, and was attacked by someone who appeared to be a him. Attacking someone without provocation, that is something I am against.

Without provocation? Did you read this thread, like, at all? :smallconfused:

AND BACK ON TOPIC!

So... how 'bout that gorram Tobias?

InyutheBeatIs
2010-10-22, 08:17 PM
HEY. I'M A MAN.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK HE IS?!?!!

*ahem* Welcome to the Nexus. :smallsmile:

Beans
2010-10-22, 08:17 PM
I definitely speak Shakespearian-English. >.>
Burhur, and o'im certainly nawt spaking no Redwall spake, ma'am.
Bit rusty. :smallfrown:

Burhur, and o'im certainly nawt spaking no Redwall spake, ma'am.


ma'am.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4d/Emot-awesome.gif

SMBG...
Some Many-Butted Guy.

A dude with twicely or even thricely butts is invading.
...
Wait, am I... I just... I don't even...


Speaking of Tobias... *ahem*

What are you, dense? Are you a derp or something? Who the hell do you think he is?!
HE'S THE GORRAM TOBIAS.

*Frank Miller*

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 08:18 PM
Without provocation? Did you read this thread, like, at all? :smallconfused:


Of course not. :smalltongue:

I'm just doing my duty as a bodyguard.

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:20 PM
Charles Stross reference?!
Moff, kiss me. That's an order.


YAYZ! However, seeing as my girlfriend is active on GitP, and I need you alive to execute my incredibly convoluted and brilliant master plan, I think I'll abstain. :smalltongue:


I bet I could take her. XD
(cue her appearing from the shadows to curbstomp me. xP)

There ya go, Rae. :smile:

VampireRot
2010-10-22, 08:20 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4d/Emot-awesome.gif




:smallannoyed:

*points at Gender tag*

You haz none, so I go by avatar. And dat avatar is a gurl! I seens it!

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 08:21 PM
Foreboding plots is cool. Right now I'm foreboding so hard its causing me to bleed :D

Trobby
2010-10-22, 08:22 PM
*Ahem*

WHAT IS A MAN!?

*CRASH!*

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF oh wait, is that Moff's girlfriend? Hey there. ^-^ Nice to meet you. *Bow* Truly a pleasure. Um...please don't hurt Lix. I know she was trying to kiss the Moff, but you know, she does that to everyone. ^^; She has no intention of stealing him from you. Cross my heart on it.

Nice to meet you. :smallsmile: Hope to see you around.

*Hug* <3 Please don't kill me for that, Moff.

FireFox
2010-10-22, 08:22 PM
It's ok Rot. Everyone mistakes Beans for a girl. All the time. Like, this is a frequent occurrence. I think she does it on purpose. :smalltongue:

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 08:23 PM
There ya go, Rae. :smile:

I was joking. I read the thread. But The Antagonist's gender tag said male, and her (apparently) avatar didn't have a definite gender.

So, yeah, mainly just making jokes.

Beans
2010-10-22, 08:24 PM
I'm a planetrainboat, Rot.
*rolls planetrainboat eyes*

It's ok Rot. Everyone mistakes Beans for a girl. All the time. Like, this is a frequent occurrence. I think she does it on purpose. :smalltongue:
... Daaaaaaaad! You're such a buttpants!
*chugga chugga swoosh boat noise*

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:24 PM
*Ahem*

WHAT IS A MAN!?

*CRASH!*

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF oh wait, is that Moff's girlfriend? Hey there. ^-^ Nice to meet you. *Bow* Truly a pleasure. Um...please don't hurt Lix. I know she was trying to kiss the Moff, but you know, she does that to everyone. ^^; She has no intention of stealing him from you. Cross my heart on it.

Nice to meet you. :smallsmile: Hope to see you around.

*Hug* <3 Please don't kill me for that, Moff.

Pleased to meet you. And don't worry. I have no intention of hurting Lix. As of now. *hugs back* :smallbiggrin:

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:25 PM
But if you had read the thread, you'd have seen me state that "ANTAGONIST=CHUMLEY'S GIRLFRIEND", so... wait a sec, guys, The Moff is gay, not me. Are we clear? :smalltongue:

Trobby
2010-10-22, 08:29 PM
Pleased to meet you. And don't worry. I have no intention of hurting Lix. As of now. *hugs back* :smallbiggrin:

Duly noted, and suspicions raised. *Hugs again* :smallsmile:


But if you had read the thread, you'd have seen me state that "ANTAGONIST=CHUMLEY'S GIRLFRIEND", so... wait a sec, guys, The Moff is gay, not me. Are we clear? :smalltongue:

Oh? I'm glad he's happy. ^-^

...With other men. *Badum-tish!* :smalltongue:

And that's it for me. Goodnight, folks!

*Character shutdown*

VampireRot
2010-10-22, 08:29 PM
But if you had read the thread, you'd have seen me state that "ANTAGONIST=CHUMLEY'S GIRLFRIEND", so... wait a sec, guys, The Moff is gay, not me. Are we clear? :smalltongue:

Yes, we're totally clear. :smalltongue:

Winkwinknudgenudge.


I'm a planetrainboat, Rot.
*rolls planetrainboat eyes*



Planetrainboat? Pfft. As if.

*Rolls AircraftcarrierBaldeagleTyranosaurusVampire eyes*

You, sah, have been topped, wotwot.

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 08:30 PM
But if you had read the thread, you'd have seen me state that "ANTAGONIST=CHUMLEY'S GIRLFRIEND", so... wait a sec, guys, The Moff is gay, not me. Are we clear? :smalltongue:

Nope. I'm just going to ignore this and continue with my silliness. I mean, I'm still the only one who knows that Raz is a girl. :smalltongue:

In all seriousness though, I just missed that post in the swamp of like, five posts within one of mine.

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:31 PM
No worries, this has all been an elaborate ploy to get Antagonist to make a Nexus character anyhow... DOO EET! You know you want to! :smalltongue:

The Bushranger
2010-10-22, 08:32 PM
*head asplode*

Beans
2010-10-22, 08:33 PM
Planetrainboat? Pfft. As if.

*Rolls AircraftcarrierBaldeagleTyranosaurusVampire eyes*

You, sah, have been topped, wotwot.
... Yeah, well... my Internet Ex-Wife (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=42081)* still wuvs me.
And... asks me if I'm a cat and stuff.

* What else do you call someone who randomly inter-ma-net messages you one day to call you the worst ex-spouse ever?

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:34 PM
Mwahahahaha....
*Hug* <3 Please don't kill me for that, Moff.

Me? Protective? Hah. I'd get in her way. :smallamused:

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 08:34 PM
*head asplode*

Is that a problem? My head does that on a regular basis.

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:41 PM
No worries, this has all been an elaborate ploy to get Antagonist to make a Nexus character anyhow... DOO EET! You know you want to! :smalltongue:

Never even crossed my mind.

I'm off to slay hipsters now.

*prances off*

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 08:42 PM
... Isn't Moff a hipster?

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:43 PM
... Isn't Moff a hipster?

:smallwink:

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:43 PM
... Isn't Moff a hipster?

*deep breath*

I! AM! NOT! A HIPSTER!

*fetal position*

The Bushranger
2010-10-22, 08:44 PM
OK, you're not a hipster. But are you a napster?

*flees*

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 08:45 PM
That's such a Hipster thing to do :smalltongue:

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:45 PM
*deep breath*

I! AM! NOT! A HIPSTER!

*fetal position*

...just like I'm a man :smallwink:


OK, you're not a hipster. But are you a napster?

*flees*

Much respect.

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 08:46 PM
That's such a Hipster thing to do :smalltongue:

Yeah, like reading Scott Pilgrim.
:smalltongue:

Beans
2010-10-22, 08:46 PM
More of a knees-and-ankles person myself. Hips are... meh... okay.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 08:48 PM
They certainly don't lie

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:49 PM
More of a knees-and-ankles person myself. Hips are... meh... okay.

I've always had a particular predilection for clavicles...

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:49 PM
Aw sunuva- *strangles Mayhem*

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 08:50 PM
See it's a well known fact that Hipsters hate Shakira :smalltongue:

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:50 PM
*attacks Moff with Finnish hip-hop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-H3lAXJ5ac)*

No. Bad Moff. No strangling brilliance.

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:51 PM
EVERYONE hates Shakira.

See? This is TOTALLY out of character in Nexus! Moff digs Shakira. :smalltongue:

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 08:54 PM
Moff's girlfriend, are you actually in Norvay? Where?

Beans
2010-10-22, 08:55 PM
They certainly don't lie
._.

Noooooooooooooooorwaaaaaaay?
My pastry chef friend Alex lives there.
Norway is the capital of Mars, right?

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 08:58 PM
Moff's girlfriend, are you actually in Norvay? Where?

>.>

<.<

My location shall never be disclosed...

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 08:59 PM
Not Norway, whether she likes it or not. :smalltongue:

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 08:59 PM
Bleeeeeh. Well I only know two places in Norway, adn one is Oslo, so it probably woudn't have helped

Beans
2010-10-22, 09:01 PM
I wish I were in Latvia.
♫ Latviaaaaaaaaa, Latviaaaaaaa, your ice hockey team won 7th place in the '97 World Championshiiiiips.
Laaaaaaaaatviaaaaaaaaaaa, Laaaaaatviaaaaaa, you rank #15 on the Environmental Sustainability Index.
Laaaaatviaaaaaaaaaaaaa... HOORAY. ♫

VampireRot
2010-10-22, 09:02 PM
Alright, this thread is becoming increasingly silly!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e8qaKHUaCjs/Ssp9keLeDcI/AAAAAAAAHoc/Y9ryIbQ1Kck/s400/Graham_Chapman_Colonel.jpg

I think this needs to be reposted. o.o

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 09:02 PM
I love you, Beansie... :smallcool:

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 09:04 PM
I think this needs to be reposted. o.o

In my mind, this is a good thing.

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 09:05 PM
Come on, people. Finland's where it's at. :smallcool:

Beans
2010-10-22, 09:07 PM
Who wants me to sing, in real life, Put A Banana In Your Ear?

I can't prove it, but damned I'll be if I don't sing it.

Just for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Whichever one of you is the youuuuuuuuuuuu mentioned.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 09:08 PM
On topic ... did I mention I love starting a good plot :smallbiggrin:

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 09:08 PM
Put a banana in your ear...


put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear...

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 09:09 PM
Come on, people. Finland's where it's at. :smallcool:

Keep your drunk knife wielders, I'mma go hang out with Norway, Denmark, and Sweden.


(Note, I am simply referencing a comic, no offense meant.)

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 09:09 PM
On topic ... did I mention I love starting a good plot :smallbiggrin:

But you made Chumley a sad. :smallfrown:


Keep your drunk knife wielders, I'mma go hang out with Norway, Denmark, and Sweden.


(Note, I am simply referencing a comic, no offence meant.)

AAAAAAH! *falls out of chair*

You are now Antagonist's best friend. :smalltongue:

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 09:11 PM
You are now Antagonist's best friend. :smalltongue:

Hey, cool, made a new friend today. Just so long as she doesn't mess with Lix...

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 09:13 PM
Keep your drunk knife wielders, I'mma go hang out with Norway, Denmark, and Sweden.


(Note, I am simply referencing a comic, no offense meant.)

YYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH *superhugglomptackle*

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES SatW!

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 09:14 PM
YYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH *superhugglomptackle*

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES SatW!

Appreciates? I found it a couple and instantly archive crawled. I couldn't stop.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 09:14 PM
But you made Chumley a sad. :smallfrown:

THe moral of the story is don't let horrible shadow entities touch you

The Antagonist
2010-10-22, 09:15 PM
Appreciates? I found it a couple and instantly archive crawled. I couldn't stop.

I've been addicted to Humon's comics for evah.

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 09:16 PM
THe moral of the story is don't let horrible shadow entities touch you

But how was Chumley supposed to know that? :smalltongue:

Moros66
2010-10-22, 09:17 PM
Rot, you have the most impressive self control of a psychotic vampire I have ever seen. Well done that man.

Murkus
2010-10-22, 09:18 PM
Rot, you have the most impressive self control of a psychotic vampire I have ever seen. Well done that man.

I am honestly surprised Rot didn't try to kill you both.

Or everyone in the bar, for that matter.

Rae Artemi
2010-10-22, 09:19 PM
I've been addicted to Humon's comics for evah.

I've only read SatW, because I'm way behind on a whole bunch of things and doing another archive crawl won't help that.

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-22, 09:19 PM
Thanks Magtok! And thanks for all the cool gear for defending Magmart!

To Elijah, Raz replies

We should track KR first. I know where she lives

and then deadtime

...
An adult! KR needs an adult! :smalleek:

Beans
2010-10-22, 09:19 PM
I'd kill Ienza for wearing that Organization XIII coat.
And... being Ienza.

VampireRot
2010-10-22, 09:20 PM
As I've explained, Rot's sanity is directly proportional to how recently he's last fed.

Eating Lich George is quite recent IC, and he had the cup of tea. It's when he hasn't had any that he flips out and attacks people.

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 09:20 PM
But how was Chumley supposed to know that? :smalltongue:

well ... she does now :smalltongue:

@VR - yeah, Raz was totally trying to goad Rot into a fight. Elijah would have nommed him, adn Raz dislikes Rot

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 09:20 PM
Nevertheless, Rot is, in my opinion, one of the best played characters on these here boards... :smallbiggrin:

Project_Mayhem
2010-10-22, 09:21 PM
Oh, agreed. Raz just hates vampires.

VampireRot
2010-10-22, 09:22 PM
Nevertheless, Rot is, in my opinion, one of the best played characters on these here boards... :smallbiggrin:

Really? :smallconfused: :smallcool:

I'd have to say it would be Reinholdt, or one of Happy's characters.

Moros66
2010-10-22, 09:24 PM
I would like to say that I have a lot of love for Rot (Elijah is not me after all). Elijah and Raz feed off each other in a way that makes them both the worse for it. Oh dear the misadventures begin all over again.

Moff Chumley
2010-10-22, 09:24 PM
Magtok all the way. Always has been, and always will be, the most badass badass in Nexus... :smallcool:

Ashen Lilies
2010-10-22, 09:24 PM
I'd say it was Magtok. Or the Moff. Moff Four, that is. He's a better Moff than the Moff! :smallcool::smalltongue:
The real Moff is pretty cool tho... >.>