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PrGo
2010-10-24, 01:57 PM
Howdy ya all!

Just a minute ago, my brother and I finished watching Adam Sandler's Don't mess with the Zohan movie and after laughing our arses off, we wondered what stats would he have in D&D?

This is purely for fun, not something that will be played (or will it?) so any ideas are welcome.

For those of you that didn't see this movie, I highly recommend it, just for it's unnecessary amount of awesomeness.

So, go crazy :smallbiggrin:

Optimator
2010-10-24, 02:45 PM
Well, the major thing about Zohan is his hyper-competence. THat is best modeled by just being high level. Perhaps Rogue or Factotum.

akma
2010-10-24, 03:43 PM
20+ dexterity, high level combatant class (full BAB, high HP), with a feat that gives super sonic attack, immunity to pain, cutting hair skill focus and full skill points.

PrGo
2010-10-24, 04:55 PM
20+ dexterity, high level combatant class (full BAB, high HP), with a feat that gives super sonic attack, immunity to pain, cutting hair skill focus and full skill points.

Okay, that's a start. I guess he'd be gestalt. What classes? Probably around level 20, there's no arguing that.

Myth
2010-10-25, 04:58 AM
He seems like a gestalt 20 Factotum/Arcane Swordsage with permanent Greater Ironguard and DR 20/- as Su.

{{scrubbed}}

RelentlessImp
2010-10-25, 05:07 AM
10th level character at best. Factotum 9/Badass 1.

Morph Bark
2010-10-25, 05:43 AM
10th level character at best. Factotum 9/Badass 1.

It might fit (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6527724#post6527724), yes.