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grarrrg
2010-10-31, 10:39 AM
Name: Lady of Pain
Aliases: Her Serenity, The Bladed Queen, The Lady, DM, DM's Girlfriend
Picture
http://notreallya.jpg
Size/Type: See Rule 0
Hit Dice: See Rule 0
Initiative: See Rule 0
Speed: See Rule 0
Armor Class: See Rule 0
Base Attack/Grapple: See Rule 0
Attack: See Rule 0
Full Attack: See Rule 0
Space/Reach: See Rule 0/See Rule 0
Special Attacks: See Rule 0 (example: "Slays 1d4 adventurers per round")
Special Qualities: See Rule 0
Saves: See Rule 0
Abilities: See Rule 0
Skills: See Rule 0
Feats: See Rule 0
Environment: Sigil (Planescape)
Organization: Solitary (or is she...)
Challenge Rating: See Rule 0
Treasure: Pffff, yeah right...
Alignment: See Rule 0
Advancement: Unnecessary
Level Adjustment: Really? You are now playing a commoner until you figure out what was wrong with that question.

Combat
The Lady of Pain's combat style can be summed up in one simple sentence.
You Lose. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HopelessBossFight)



Thanks for reading!

dsmiles
2010-10-31, 10:48 AM
HA!
Nice one.

Psyren
2010-10-31, 10:49 AM
I like the aliases, but have seen the rest in many a fanwank previous thread.

grarrrg
2010-10-31, 10:57 AM
I like the aliases, but have seen the rest in many a fanwank previous thread.

Yeah, I know, but it's Halloween. I couldn't resist.

dsmiles
2010-10-31, 10:58 AM
Yeah, I know, but it's Halloween. I couldn't resist.

Should have saved it for April Fools' Day.

Murdim
2010-10-31, 11:02 AM
No "flays 1d4 investigators per round" special attack ? I am dissapoint.

Boci
2010-10-31, 11:30 AM
Good one, although I would change Level Adjustment to "You are now playing a commoner until you figure out what was wrong with that question"

Morph Bark
2010-10-31, 11:34 AM
Good one, although I would change Level Adjustment to "You are now playing a commoner until you figure out what was wrong with that question"

As long as homebrew would be allowed, I wouldn't mind. :smallwink:

Needs more mazing. And the Organization line makes me wonder... :smalltongue:

Yuki Akuma
2010-10-31, 11:37 AM
She actually does have an official alignment - Lawful Neutral.

Tiki Snakes
2010-10-31, 11:42 AM
As long as homebrew would be allowed, I wouldn't mind. :smallwink:

Needs more mazing. And the Organization line makes me wonder... :smalltongue:

There are two of her.

One Squirrel works the head, and controls where the cloak of levitation takes them, the other works the rod of flaying.

grarrrg
2010-10-31, 11:58 AM
There are two of her.




I lol'd.
A lot.