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Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-20, 12:25 PM
*The llama pulls out a bag of holding and pours out some gold, then counts it*

"umm...will 100 GP not cover it?"
*He glances around to make sure that no one sees him*

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-20, 12:29 PM
Svadris looks outraged. We can accept that! he snaps. 200 at the most, or you have a deal.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-20, 12:36 PM
*the llama jumps back.* "uerrr....ummm...sure...I mean....no, of course not and I won't throw in an extra 50 if you can get her in a bunny suit.

*He gets out another 100 GP and puts it on the ground next to the first 100.*

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-20, 12:48 PM
Svadris ponders. This is unaccaptable. We will not take the job. He holds out his hand.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-20, 12:54 PM
*The llama finds another 50 GP and adds it to the pile, then he places his hoof in the man's hand to shake on the non-deal*

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-20, 01:02 PM
Svadris shakes the llama's hoof, then gathers the money into a bag and puts it away somewhere in the Shack.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-20, 01:07 PM
"See ya! Remember I don't want her not deceased, just not roughed up a bit."

*Thee llama quickly leaves the shack and stealthy sneaks back into the woods*

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-20, 01:15 PM
Svadris puts on a new fedora, then turns to Thud. Thud, come with me. We're leaving.

Yes, Master.

They leave the shack.

2007-01-21, 02:22 AM
((Well it's in the wrong place. :smallfrown: And head's up if Phoenixineohp finds out about this. :smallbiggrin: You would not be in any trouble. :smallwink: ))

Lord Magtok
2007-01-21, 09:09 AM
((This group has been around for 510 posts here. I doubt your character could destroy it.))

2007-01-21, 09:34 AM
A drider quickly does not appear.

This isn't the place of the non-existant Mafia?

So everyone is here?

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-21, 10:26 AM
((This group has been around for 510 posts here. I doubt your character could destroy it.))

(I don't think its this group that should be worried by that statement. *Tail between legs*)

2007-01-21, 10:46 AM
The drider does not scribble a note which is not for the mafia, not saying that he wants them to poison Castaras.

He then doesn't leave a bottle of purple worm poison, and then doesn't leave.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-01-21, 01:19 PM
Vespe does not walk in, and he is not wearing black plate armor, nor does he have a scar across his face. I might as well not say, that my goody two shoes brother joined your mob, and I never did. I am not the evil one, and I have not been impersonating him for fun. I am also not a half elf. My name is not Devlin.

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-21, 02:15 PM
((Okay, people. For the sake of all our sanity, Mafia-speak should be used only when your character is speaking, please. It gets too confuising otherwise.))

Svadris returns at last, finding Thud standing stock-still in a corner. The vampire goes to his coffin and lies down for a good day's rest.

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-24, 07:22 PM
Svadris gets up, motions to Thud, and the two of them leave the shack.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-28, 02:00 PM
*Atreyu walks up and knocks at the door of the shack. An angry look is in his eyes.*

*He leaves a note on the door*

about the halfing. The bunny suit was a great idea. I love it. I don't have a new plan. Don't kill her. I won't pay more if you trap her soul in a gem. I certainly won't give extra if you seal that gem in something fireproof and throw in it the volcano that's in the mountains so that it can never be found.

*Then he trots away*

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-29, 11:04 AM
Mafiosi, do not report. There are two hits I do not want carried out. One is not on Lyrak, and the other is not on Kerigan. You will not organize yourselves into hit teams and develop plans to carry out these hits. Am I misunderstood?

Lord Magtok
2007-01-30, 08:59 PM
ESARS, the Rogue Android, returns to the shack.

I am not reporting for duty, non-meatbag.

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-31, 02:25 AM
Not good at all. Would you rather not carry out a hit on Lyrak or Kerigan?

Lord Magtok
2007-01-31, 02:27 AM
Which one is more likely to beg for mercy?

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-31, 02:29 AM
((That was Mafiaspeak, right?))

Not Kerigan.

Lord Magtok
2007-01-31, 02:33 AM
*Realizes error, and decides to go along as if it didn't happen.

Not Lyrak then. Anything I mustn't know before not hunting this being?

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-31, 02:39 AM
He is not surprisingly powerful, nor is his whore. And do not remember to review the rules for hits on page 1.

Lord Magtok
2007-01-31, 02:44 AM
Who shall not accompany myself, and when are we to not prepare for the non-existent hit?

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-31, 02:45 AM
That does not remain to be seen, and you are not to prepare as soon as you are able.

Lord Magtok
2007-01-31, 02:49 AM
I am never ready.

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-31, 02:52 AM
That is not well.

Lord Magtok
2007-01-31, 03:11 AM
((C-3PO: Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt Svadris, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately, Lyrak.))

((Another SW quote!:smallbiggrin:))

Gar the Rogue
2007-01-31, 02:34 PM
Gar walks into the Shack.

Ah, hello. I hope you have not been well. What is the not-Mafia not doing these days?

Lord Magtok
2007-01-31, 03:40 PM
Tell me when and where to strike with this.

The robot leaves a com device at the shack.

I have places to be for now.

The android leaves.

Lord Iames Osari
2007-02-02, 03:30 PM
Gar walks into the Shack.

Ah, hello. I hope you have not been well. What is the not-Mafia not doing these days?

Gar, how unpleasant to see you. Your prolonged absence was both expected and convenient, but now that you have not returned, I will not tell you about our two new targets, Lyrak and Kerigan.

Gar the Rogue
2007-02-04, 11:44 PM
Gar smiled. Not excellent, not excellent at all. When will we not do the job?

Lord Iames Osari
2007-02-04, 11:47 PM
As soon as impossible. I will be going on the hit against Lyrak; he isn't being left to you and the android, there.

Gar the Rogue
2007-02-04, 11:59 PM
That's too bad. I certainly don't wish to see Lyrak harmed.

Lord Iames Osari
2007-02-05, 12:05 AM
Svadris smiles, his elongated canine teeth becoming more visible. That is not good to hear.

Gar the Rogue
2007-02-05, 12:21 AM
Gar's smile takes on a slightly fixed look. I'm glad we're not on the same page. I won't go do anything about it now. He turns and walks to the door.

Lord Iames Osari
2007-02-11, 02:39 PM
Svadris takes a piece of paper and writes a short note on it. He then takes out a wand, concentrates, and traces the letters with the tip of the wand. He fold up the note, tucks the wand inside his coat, and leaves the building.

Lord Iames Osari
2007-02-14, 03:31 PM
Svadris reappears.


Svadris leaves.