The palace in the sky

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

A loud rumbling is heard through out the entire town. Mortar shakes from buildings, and rocks are dancing in the streets. A giant shadow begins to cover the town, coming down from the north. Those who look up see what looks like a rock shaped cloud entering into view. As it moves closer, there can be seen a gigantic palace floating on a piece of rock. It is enormous. Its ramp ways and towers are gleaming with the white marble that they are made from. In front of the floating palace there is a solitary figure. from the distance, it would appear to be an enormous golden bat, its wings outstretched, and beating madly against the wait it is dragging. To anyone who would recognize it, there is a massive scythe clutched tightly in the creature's hand.
The underside of the palace centers directly over the arena, centering on the town. A voice comes from the creature in the air, at first muffled, but then wringing clearer.

Indurain! I have brought the Emperor a new palace! Indurain!

There is a light shining down from below the structure, a light that will bring all who wish to go, up to the recesses of the giants palace.

[Murky_Pool]

Flying out of Trog's, the red thing sees the flying building.

"Interesting" it says and does a quick fly past, disdaining the use of the lightwells.

[Indurain]

((Oh man...if I wasn't dead, I would SOOOOO love that present!!))

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

(( would it help if I told you this palace exists partialy on the etheral plane?))

[Indurain]

((Perhaps...we'll see.))

[Indurain]

Indurain approaches the temple.

"Mortia said something about standing underneath the light."

Indurain looks around, and sees a pillar of light shining down from the palace. He walks over to it and is instantly teleported right to the front gate. It swings open at Indurain's arrival.

"I'm going to have to look into some security for this place. Especially in this town."

Indurain heads through the front door.

He stares in awe at the marble foyer. It's enormous and seems to be a tribute to all the people of the town. Numerous pillars are simply carved statues of various townsfolk who have played parts in Indurain's life: The Librarian, Gwen, Trog, Lykan, Mortia, and of course Atreyu (Just to name a few). A large marble stair case leads up to the second floor, and high atop the stairs sits a great golden throne.

"I'm going to like it here." Indurain says to himself, walking up the stairs and taking a seat on his throne.

((I'll add more description as more rooms are used.))

[Lykan]

[And my doing would have nothing to do with your being an emperor in the first place. ::)]

[Indurain]

((That's why you got your own pillar. ;) I did say, just to name a few...A lot of people are important to Indurain, I couldn't possibly put them ALL in there.))

[Lykan]

[Gotta love that edit button ;D]

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death shakes his head at the statue of the Llama. It seems the Llama's religion is spreading faster than he had expected. He nexts expects the emporer to be wearing a hat with the Llama symbol of hooves next...*

[Indurain]

Indurain wakes up from his slumber on the throne. It takes him a few seconds to realise where he is, as the surroundings are still very new to him. He comes down to the front door, and steps out into the sunshine.

"Another great day in the Town. Perhaps I'll head to Trog's...hrmmm...wonder if Libris or Paige will be around? Just hope it's not both..." Indurain breathes a small sigh of relief remember his narrow escape last night.

He walks around the front area, wondering how he gets down, when suddenly he is enveloped in a bright light. Next thing he knows, he's standing in front of the battle arena.

"Well, that's convenient...I hope people come to visit."

[Flabbicus]

"Well, that's convenient...I hope people come to visit."

(( Ye hath been warned.

*Evil Grin*

))

[AmberVael]

((PARTY AT INDURAIN'S! EVERYONE IS INVITED! ;)))

[Indurain]

((Oh hells yeah!!))

[AmberVael]

((Creepy, thats exactly what I would have said.))

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

((Woot))


((I'll make sure and be there...))

[AmberVael]

((I was kidding... but if everyone wants to, why not? It could only be interesting. ;D))

[Indurain]

((You don't even need to bring anything...since you brought the house!))

((Half OOC, Half IC...this'll be a fun thread.))

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

((*sigh* Its a PALLACE!!! not a house. The differance is only like, say, 250,000 square feet... ;D))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

((the last time I brought someone a palace warming gift, i was stabbitied and the owner never did open the present. Damn that House of Sneak))

[Indurain]

((My sincerest apologies...don't worry, I'll be sure to make sure it's appropriately "pimped" for the party, so that no one will make that mistake again. ;)

Coming this fall to MTV17 - Pimp my Palace!))

[Flabbicus]

(( Who was it? We'll ruff him/her up a bit.

*Grabs the Beat-stick 5000* ))

[Kezo]

((For all those statues, I don't recall mention of a toaster, how about that for the housewarming gift? :P))

[AmberVael]

((Pimp style party? Thats it! The new fest should be the Pimp fest! 8) Hells yeah...))

[Indurain]

((Indurain would probably rather have a harem...but a toaster would be alright, I guess.

"Hells yeah"...the official phrase of all true party-going pimps.))

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

((think we could get a bunch of "Pimpatars"? that would be so cool. We would have to take a group photo, like I did last holloween...))

[AmberVael]

((I would so make pimpatars... that would be awesome.))

[Flabbicus]

(( I will not encourage this. Look what it did to the children! (http://www.pimpfants.com/) ))

[AmberVael]

((Oh don't be a whiner ::). It'll be fun, trust me. Fun like Sneak is fun.))

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

(( I will not encourage this. Look what it did to the children! (http://www.pimpfants.com/) ))

((well, its official, by finding that link, you have now been proven to have way too much time on your hands...)0

[Daedrous Avari]

Pimpfants... Lmao..

[Flabbicus]

(( I actually found that on SupaGoof's blog the one time I looked... ))

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

((Point made ;D)) ((so, when do we want to kick off this pimp house warming party?))

[AmberVael]

((Hmm.. its up to Indurain, just be sure to give us avatar makers some time to prepare.))

[Indurain]

((I've given Mortia the word that all is a go.))

Indurain comes out of his bedroom, though it seems like he forgot to get dressed (again!). He heads down the foyer stairs and out into the front garden.

"I really need to get some plants...I should talk to Gwen."

With that he stands in the spot which teleports him down into the streets of the town.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After a while, Indurain returns to his palace, and heads off into the kitchen for a nice breakfast burrito.

Eventually, he falls asleep where he dreams pleasant dreams of lollipops and librarians. ;) Oh, and Paige too.

[Indurain]

Indurain shuffles up to the spot where he is transported up to his palace in the sky. He begins to walk towards the door, but collapses on the ground 20 feet short.

He burst into uncontrollable sobs. He continues to cry long into the night, his wails heard faintly over the town. After nearly 3 hours, the sobs die down and are replaced by the snorts and snores of very disturbed sleep.

((And that's a wrap. MUCHOS GRACIAS TO THE LIBRARIAN AND TROG. That was more fun that I'd ever have expected at the start. You guys rock!))

[Madmal]

((i have to warn you, though...Mal's gonna kill you...or Paige....))
((men, i wish i could participate in a storyline....))
((hint, hint))

[Ares]

((And Ares...but good job Indurain, you did your part well...and no, Ares is still going to kill you.))

[AmberVael]

((^: In other words- Good work, Indurain. Good night, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning. ;D))

[BelkarsDagger]

((And of course we'll be saying that for three years, right?))

[AmberVael]

((If so, then he will also get to be the Dread Pirate Roberts. Sound good?))

[Indurain]

((Thanks for all the kind words. Mal, if you come up with a story, there's likely a bunch of people who would help you out with it. But you can't expect others to make up a story for you.))

Indurain wakes up in his "garden" many hours later. He sits up dazed, as a wave of naseua hits him, he turns and throws up into a patch of dirt. He gets to his feet, and staggers around a bit.

"I need a drink."

He stumbles over to the teleport spot and ends up on the streets, naked and dirty.

[Madmal]

((i have one in mind, about Mal and Trel's origins, and why i sometimes rant drunk about creepy things....i was mostly talking about including myself (and the rest of my group) more in other storylines...))
((Alas, i have to get an edge on my college's grades before that...and i also have to finish their biographies...ah well))

[Daedrous Avari]

((Can't wait for the pimpfest. Have a few ideas for it...))

[Yarram]

((just because it seems to be the current trend....
I might turn back to chaotic evil))

[nailohi8]

((^If you do, you lose your job.))

[wxdruid]

Gwen beams up to the palace and looks around for Indurain, not seeing him on his throne, she looks around the public areas. She notes where plants are needed and what types she should bring up and goes back down into town.

[Indurain]

Indurain heads up the teleporter and looks around his bare front yard.

"Gwen'll make this look good." He says, smiling.

He steps through his front door, looking around.

"I have to make sure I talk to Earin about this party though."

Indurain heads up to his room.

[AmberVael]

((I swear, you kill my party and I will rip your eyeballs from their sockets and force feed them to you. In a polite way, of course. ;)))

[Destro_Yersul]

((i think he's reffering to changing the parties name, after Destro offered it as an alternative to cancelling.))

[Indurain]

Indurain stetches as he walks out of his room. A large yawn escaping his lips. He looks around his palace, admiring it's fine craftsmenship.

"Mortia rules!"

Indurain heads down out into the barren garden and teleports himself into the town.

"I think I'll stroll around town and see what's going on."

[wxdruid]

Gwen beams up with lots of plants and looks around. She carefully places each pot in just the right spot and then starts some planters full of herbs and flowers

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

(( ah! that explains it, I knew my ears were burning for a reason...))

[wxdruid]

She then starts in on the barren garden, humming to herself as she arranges the flower and herb gardens into the classic knot formations.

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Later she looks at her work and grins. Thinking to herself.....Indurain should be pleased and she goes back down into Town.

[Indurain]

Indurain beams up to his front lawn, expecting his barren garden to greet him.

"What the?" Indurain says, looking around at the garden.

"Gwen? Wow, she's great. This looks magnificent."

Indurain strolls around the garden for a while, before heading in to bed.

((And with that...goodnight.))

[wxdruid]

Gwen pops up to the palace and maintains the gardens she planted :-) and then goes back down to Town.

[AmberVael]

A large group of NPC orcs in bright purple half-capes and breeches walk to Indurain's palace, each of them carrying a massive crate. They teleport up and begin setting up for the party that will soon take place.

[wxdruid]

Gwen beams up to check on the gardens before the party. Finding them all in fine shape she beams back down to town and goes home.

[AmberVael]

Earin and Elya appear, not yet in party garb. They beam up and look around, making sure everything is in place. Earin looks at the sound system and smirks at the song list, and then heads over to the refreshments. Elya watches him carefully.
Don't even touch those, I'm watching you.
Earin thinks of a number of loopholes, but decides not to risk it anyways. Or at least not yet.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death regains the use to stand upright, having recently been a werwolf.

He goes to find a tree to get changed into his costume.*


http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/z-t/Deathwolf1.gif

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http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/z-t/death.gif

V

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/z-t/NudeDeath.gif

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http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/z-t/DeathPimp.gif

Perfect.

[Cathrindir]

Cathrindir teleports to the palace and puts on his Bling.

[Dispozition]

((Heh...He used my avatar...Sweet))

*Struts in and looks around. Seeing very few people, he wonders where all the pimps are*

"Where are y'all? All gone hiding 'cus the masta's here?"

[Fenric]

*Fenric and Myobi beam into the palace*

Hi, everyone.

Hello

[Cathrindir]

"Yo, Fen, My, Diz."

[Destro_Yersul]

Destro pops into existence wearing his standard black cloak. He greets everyone, then waves one hand around. A large purple and cream cloack pops into his hand, as well as a purple hat. He takes off his black cloack and puts the other ones on over his grey robe.

[Cathrindir]

"Yo, Destro."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu teleports up.* "I feel silly."

[Cathrindir]

"Yo, Llama. Pimpin'!"

[Indurain]

Suddenly Indurain steps out of a room behind the throne. He looks around at the people gathered.

"WELCOME TO THE PIMP PARTY!" He yells, a smirk spreading across his face.

"The next 24 hours are all about fun at the expense of others. So...without further adieu...let the mocking begin."

[Cathrindir]

Cathrindir puts his hands into Devil Horns. "W00t! PAARTAY!"

[Fenric]

*Fenric and Myobi wander over to Atreyu*

You feel silly?

I still can't believe I got my tail pierced for this...

[Dispozition]

"Yo. Where's our music? Eh? I wan't me some pimpin' music."

[Destro_Yersul]

Sup Cath?

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death comes from behind the tree*

Wazzup all?

*He gives complicated hand shakes to all he mets*

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Hiya, Cathrinder, hiya Fenric, Myobi, Indurain, Destro and ...Death? Wow boss, i've never seen you dress like this. just that errr...light red robe on occassion"

[Indurain]

"The music will be coming shortly. I just have to warm up my vocal chords." Indurain says with a sly smile.

[Cathrindir]

"Not but the party, fo shizzl. Nice digs!" Cathrindir replies to Destro. Cathrindir shakes Death's hand.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Myobi, it looks shiny though."

[Destro_Yersul]

Hey llama. How's it hangin?

[Dispozition]

"It's pink Llame. Just say it with me. Pink. And hey-a Death. Yo' lookin' like a real playa now, know what i'm saying dawg?"

[AmberVael]

Earin and Elya come out of some of the back rooms, grinning widely.

[Fenric]

*Myobi wags her tail*

Yeah, it is.

*Fenric just grins, and the two mingle among the partygoers. They greet Earin and Elya*

Hey, you two!

Hi!

(( goodnight, and have fun! ))

[Cathrindir]

Cathrindir applauds Earin and Elya. "Nice threads, y'all!"

[Gamerofthegame]

((Note; Everyone's intelligance drops by 10 when arrival and particpation in this event. :P ))

[Dispozition]

((Too many posters...Being simu-ed 5+ times at a go...*Breaks down in fit of tears*))

"Yo, Earin. You're the man now, dawg."

[Cathrindir]

((My intelligence had to get raised for me to get the bonus language of Ethnic Pimp.))

[Destro_Yersul]

((Destro is immune to ability damage.))
Earin! sup homey?

[Dispozition]

((You don't lose intelliegence. You just gain major skill points in Pimp. I do believe I only got about 3 though. Cath over there looks like he got my other 17 plus his 20.))

"Awww...Man. This is just sick y'all."

[AmberVael]

Earin just nods and looks cool, as if he expected all of this. He exchanges a few odd hand shakes and strolls over to the magic music box. Elya follows him, apparently trying hard not to laugh.

[Indurain]

A couple of gnolls roll out a mix station and set it up in front of Indurain's throne.

Indurain flips a switch on the mix station and the beat begins immediately.

"LET'S GET RETARDED!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YysijvNL2_g)

[Destro_Yersul]

Word.

[Cathrindir]

"S'real. Tha's the sounds!" Cathrindir starts beatboxing to it.

[AmberVael]

Earin and Elya mingle, and talk to Fenric and Myobi about Indurian's new 'crib'.
((Sadly, I have to go. See ya'll later!))

[Dispozition]

((We better get some fort minor in on this. They really are fo' shizzle))

"That beat is just hard, man."

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death smiles at Llama, he puts the light red occasion to the back of his mind, and to the carefull observer he can be seen to flick his wrist in which a plane worse than the seveth level of hell (http://thepayne.net/~bgordon/images/bananas.jpg) was then brought to it's end.*

One must always be ready to study humans more closely to understand their physcological thoughts and feelings, although this costume does make me feel out of place to the ordinary...

*Death completes the ritual 150 second greeting with Cathrindir and then turns to Dispozition*

I'm on the same plane my hommie. Maybe you can get yourself some

*Death composes himself*

"Some hot boo-tay."

*Death feels a part of him metaphorically die.*

Your campain may yet be a success.

((brb))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu gets jiggy with it!*

(Death, you have no idea how happy I am to see that plane die a cold horrible demise.)

(V this may get a little awkward)

[Gamerofthegame]

Kerigan flies into the part on her flying broom, blinking with a "Wtf?" face, having been disorted from the shadow plane into the "party" plane. She quickly disembarks and glances about, raising a brow."


((I demand Take me out and We're not going to take it is put on the list O songs! :P ))

[Destro_Yersul]

Fo' shizzle Dis.

[Indurain]

As the song wraps up...

"Let's step it up another notch...biatches!"

Go shorty! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEvLzJTYZZM)

[Cathrindir]

"Right and left, homefry." Cathrindir keeps beatboxing.

[Gamerofthegame]

Kerigan continues to blink dumbfoundly, her brain slowly rotting away to the level of dumbass currently arond her.

[Cathrindir]

((Hey, don't be hatin' on the hood!))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu begins trying to emulate those dancing around him and hollars out* "Am I jiggy yet?"

[Cathrindir]

"You be jiggin', Llamay!" Cathrindir continues his tireless beatboxing.

[Destro_Yersul]

((Don't playahate on me. Playahate somebody else. Foo.))
Destro gets himself a drink from the refreshment table.

[Dispozition]

((Damn it...I don't even know half these songs. I don't evel like rap...Unless it's good, like linkin park or a couple of emininem ones))

*Starts break dancing*

((I think that's what it is. I couldnt remember))

[Indurain]

The some comes to a conclusion.

"Alright, I wanna see everybody on the dance floor for this song. One of my personal favourites."

Gonna have ya naked... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIslijVGQPY)

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama lets out a bleat of joy*

[Gamerofthegame]

Kerigan's brain dies as she sees the Llama make several pelvic thrusts in a general direction, Now deciding that afterwards she has to burn the Llama's body to kill him.

Kerigan finaly thinks up words, "What... the... f-" The music seems to conveintly raise in volume to censor her.

[Cathrindir]

"Yea-yuh!" Cathrindir beatboxes even faster to the rythym of the song, then leaps onto the floor and somehow breakdances at the same time.

[Destro_Yersul]

Destro sips his drink. I don' dance G. It messes wit' the bling.

[Dispozition]

*Stops break dancing to look at Cath*

"Dawg. How'da do that. That's masta playa, that is."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu sneaks over to the jukebox and fiddles with it a bit to play his favorite song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php) when no one is looking.

[Destro_Yersul]

Destro nods agreement. That's some hardore shizzle dawg.

[Cathrindir]

"Fo sho ti's. Cathrindir somehow pulls off a backflip, then lands on his feet and pulls his hands into Devil Horns. "'Dis playuh is rockin'!"

[Gamerofthegame]

*Atreyu sneaks over to the jukebox and fiddles with it a bit to play his favorite song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php) when no one is looking.

((SHOCKING NICE!))

Kerigan raises a brow, mummering to herself.

[Indurain]

Halfway through the Llama song, a scratching noise is heard.

"I'm sorry Llama...this party is about pimps...not about Llamas...or ducks. With that in mind, time for an oldie but a goldie."

I'm Bad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSWLKQMN34Y)

[Dispozition]

((Nice Llama. Good call.))

*Shakes his head and swagers over to the bar next to destro*

"Watup D?"

[Cathrindir]

*Cath dances to the noise*
((See 'yall tommorrows!))

[Gamerofthegame]

(( I elect that after this party we do a general music party... So we can do good songs, not stale ****. :P ))

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death glides over to Kerigan*

How are you today, if I may inquire?

*Sips some ginger beer from the table of drinks.*

Drink?

*Death offers Kerigan the second ginger beer he is holding.*

[Gamerofthegame]

Kerigan shakes her head, looking up to Death. "Question mate..." She glances over to the dancers, then back to death. "What the hell?"

[Destro_Yersul]

Jus' blingin' it Dis. Sup wit' choo?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(as far as avatar parties go, a thrope party seems to be next on the menu, but Indurain would probably be up for a general music bash sometime)

*LLama just shakes his head at Indurain and snickers underneath his breath*

[Indurain]

((Kerrigan...I agree. Though I'll be the first to admit. I'm hooked on that Justin Timberlake song...dude knows how to make a catchy hook.))

"This one right here goes out to all my homies who rock the 4:20!"

Hope you're ready... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOueLfKQCT0)

[Dispozition]

((Music party sounds goood. Get some Bravery and Wolfmother there))

[BelkarsDagger]

((llamallamallamallamallamallamallamaduck))

((Atreyu... that song... PWNED!))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(thanks, Oskar!)

*Atreyu isn't quite sure what 4:20 means, but he does see lots of tasty plants on the screen where they are showing the music video*

[Destro_Yersul]

((Doesn't it though?))
Destro sips his drink.

[Gamerofthegame]

(( You never heard it? OMG! Its like the Badger song.. but Llamarific!))


(( There should be a general music party in celebration for the snow oracle's repellance. Yar. ))

[Indurain]

"Time to bust out something from the dirty south."

Uno, dos, tres, it's on! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XBgXBvI8a0)

((Now this song, I love, and will always love!!))

((Couple more songs than I have to hit the bed...But Indurain would DEFINATELY be up for a music party [as one of the town's only bards]...keep me updated.))

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death smiles*

Well, I do believe this ritual is commonly practised in some parts of the plane. As a part of my book...

*Pulls out Human's; why do they even bother living there small, pathetic and meaningless lifes, and then puts it away*

...I am here to do some reasearch, oh and Indurain is a great Emperor.

*Sips his ginger beer*

With a good choice of drinks.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(badgers? badgers? we don't need no steenkin badgers)

[Destro_Yersul]

Destro overhears Death. Word, big D. Indurain is da shizzle.

[Gamerofthegame]

"... Yeah.. Tall folks are ****ing insane." She sighs, tempted to leave, but not sure exactly how to.

((Right, To the town hall I go.))

[Indurain]

oh and Indurain is a great Emperor.

((Why Mr. Death, I do declare.))

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death composes himself and remembers what he learned*

Indeed Destro, he is da bomb!


"... Yeah.. Tall folks are ****ing insane." She sighs, tempted to leave, but not sure exactly how to.


Tall folks?

*Death is slightly confused at this statement*

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu, seeing Myobi in conversation with Earin, sneaks over in an attempt to play "nip the tiail" while she is distracted. A second later, a yelp is heard, but its not from the werefox. shortly after that, Atreyu comes back nursing a chipped tooth*

(see Myobi's avatar if you don't understand.)

[Indurain]

"Alright, time for a definate booty shaker."

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5lqX8X4ATI)

[Destro_Yersul]

Destro grins slightly at the llama.

[Gamerofthegame]

"Tall folk... That'd be what us Hins call humans and the like... They being tall and all."

[Dispozition]

((I'm a bard...What do you think the guitars for?))

"Yo', Death. Whattup homie?"

[Indurain]

((I'm a bard...What do you think the guitars for?))


((I said ONE of the only bards...you, me, Death (?) and Amiria's got one.))

As that song fades, Indurain grabs the mic.

"Alright...one more before I take a break. This one goes out to a very special quadraped out there in the audience. Llama...this one's for you!"

It doesn't matter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRCDoLdFVw)

[Dispozition]

((Sorry. I'm tired. I'm missing a lot of words when I'm reading))

[Indurain]

As the song fades Indurain turns away holding up two fingers in a peace sign.

"PEACE...I'M OUT!"

With that Indurain disappears into one of the rooms near the throne.

((Good night all. Have fun...feel free to create whatever rooms you want in my palace...ANYTHING...I don't have enough stuff in my "crib" yet...so have fun.))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama stands on his hind rear legs and swooshes his fore legs in front of him. Then he runs to one end of the room and back to the other end. Next, he stops over an NPC who has passed out, again stands on his hind legs, shakes himself and drops "an elbow" on the poor NPC. Finally, he crawls on top of the chest of the unconscious NPC and hooks his foreleg under the leg of his victim, pulling the leg up and looks to Indurain to make the count.*

*He sticks his tongue as the Emperor turns and leaves, then laughs*

[Destro_Yersul]

Peace Indurain.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death waves at those leaving*

((ah sorry about that, I was just a bit conused, its only 1:09pm, you can't except me to be awake yet.))

Ah, yes, they tend to egg each toher on in big groups. Pardon me.

*Death takes his leave and goes over to Dispozition*

Nuthing much. Sup to you? You still going to go on your quest here to get yourself

*Death composes himself*

"Some hot boo-tay."

*Death feels a part of him metaphorically die.*

((repeated in case you missed it above))

*Death sips some ginger beer and requests his song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2QzbK6zpTU)*

[Gamerofthegame]

Kerigan humps slightly, sliding out her flying broom again and flying off, back to the material plane.

(( Ta mates... And remember, Kill bill owns your SOUL. SOUL. ))

[Dispozition]

((That's seriously in good flavour))

"I'm still in on my quest to"

*Composes himself*

"Get some boo-tay"

*Feels part of himself die, metiphically*

"I think I'll get luck-ay tonight"

((I see what you mean...I feel less already))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama has a strange desire to wear a cowbell. A big one, and a few of them. He wants MORE COWBELL! *

*he also throws a Leprachaun at Dizposition* "Here he is, if you want him."

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death suddenly heres a small bell ringing far away.*

I must be going, Management and all.

*Death does the farewell greety handslaps with LLama, Dispozition, Destro, the NPC and all others around.*

I'll send you my good luck Dispozition.

*Death whistles and Binky rides majestically in.*

Fare well my *composes himself for the last time* Pimpin' Dawgs.

*Death rides off through the planes*

[Lucky]

*he also throws a Leprachaun at Dizposition* "Here he is, if you want him."


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Ouch! Lucky says as he collides with Dizposition. What happened? How'd I even get here? Weird...

POOF!

[Destro_Yersul]

Peace out Death.

[Dispozition]

((Now to show off my newly found animating skills))

*The music suddenly stops and a small white figure appears in the middle of the room. It sits down and it's head starts to click*

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/Dispozition/kodamaanimation.gif

((Sig it...You know you want to...;D
And don't blame me...Blame RB!!))

[Destro_Yersul]

Destro finishes his drink. He leans against a nearby pillar and watches the proceedings.

[Exachix]

Exachix materialises at the Party, he appears to have changed into bling whilst in transit.

"Helllo."

He wanders over to refreshments, obtains a drink, and goes at stands by a wall.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu looks really tired from dancing but waves hello to Exachix*

[Destro_Yersul]

Destro nods to Exachix. He continues to lean against the pillar, waiting for morning.

((I'm off for the night. Later.))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

((( Libris' pimpatar (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/wickedweasley/cubpimped.png) I'm not sure where Libris has been but her Pimpatar looks hilarious. I thought I'd post the link here so everyone could see Libris, Kratos, and Greeny in all their pimped out glory.

She did post this link in the OOC thread, so I don't think she'd be mad about me posting it here.)))

[Dispozition]

((Her avatar is, imho, the best one that was done for this pimpin' event.))

[Exachix]

((As a minor silly question. Is this place out of sinc like the arena is? So can i be here and somewhere else at the same time?))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Yep. Cuz Atreyu is still hiding reading in the library. )

[Zann]

The Prince (of Pimp) appears in in a new way: a puff of purple smoke and a brief clip of Barry White.

"Fo' shizzle, y'all!"

With a little twirl of his cane, he moonwalks over to the refreshments.

[InaVegt]

Gezina

Yo, how y'all doin'?

*Gezina says as she appears*

[Dispozition]

((I think I'm the only 'original' here right now... :'(...Oh well...You're all my friends))

"How's it pimpin' Zann. Yo' lookin' like tha devil! And Gez. Whoah. Yo' lookin' like a real playa' there."

[InaVegt]

Gezina

All for tha party, playa.

[Zann]

Straight up, homie. Gimme some lurve.

He holds out his hand to Dizposition. *cue weird handshake*

This place is da bomb!

[Dispozition]

*The small white figure is still in the centre of the room, clicking it's head.
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/Dispozition/kodamaanimation.gif
Dispozition shakes his head and laughs when he looks at it*

"You shoulda' seen it earlier dawg. Tha' place was full man!"

[InaVegt]

Gezina

How tha party goin'?

[Zann]

Good point, yo. Where everyone at?

[Exachix]

Karsen appears in bling.

"Boo"

[InaVegt]

Gezina

Yo, masta Kar, how ya doin'?

[Exachix]

Karsen smiles.

"Yo! I'm doin good. You?"

[hr]
Exachix smiles and looks around.

[InaVegt]

Gezina

Doin' good

[Exachix]

Karsen smiles at Gezina.

"Nice bling"

[InaVegt]

Gezina

Fer ya as well

[Dib]

*Clarabell swoops in*

"So whicha yo boyz wanna try it wit me?"

((Dang! Back later.))

[Exachix]

Exachix shakes his head and gets a drink.

[hr]
Karsen smiles at Gezina.

"thank you."

((I haven't got the hand of this talking thing yet. :P ))

[InaVegt]

((Me neither))

Gezina

How do ya like tha party?

[Exachix]

Karsen smiles.

"It's a whole heap of fun!"

[InaVegt]

Gezina

I can't believe I pierced my ears for this though.

[Exachix]

Karsy looks at Gezina's ears and smiles.

"I wonder if anyone peirced their tail..."

[InaVegt]

Gezina

That would be so funny.

[Exachix]

Karsen smiles.

"I don't think laughing at them would be a good idea."

[InaVegt]

Gezina

Of course, what do you think I am?

[Exachix]

Karsen looks a bit ashamed.

"I'm sorry. I didn't intend it as an insult."

[InaVegt]

Gezina

Apologies accepted

*Gezina nuzzles Karsen*

[Exachix]

Karsen smiles.

"Oh yeah I got you a prezzie!"

Exachix produces a heavy pouch out of his pocket.

[InaVegt]

Gezina

A what?

[Kantur]

Kantur appears in the palace and wanders over to the people, tired of editing this post...;)

[Exachix]

Karsen smiles.

"A present!"

[hr]
Exachix wanders over to Kantur.

"Hello."

[InaVegt]

Gezina

Hi Kantur, did you hear the news already?

*Gezina turns to Karsen*

What is it?

[Kantur]

Depends what news, I heard of a murder of some NPC just after I arrived, but apart from that, nothing.

[InaVegt]

Gezina

Karsen and I are going to get married.

[Kantur]

Congratulations. Why's everyone so blinged up today anyway?
Asks he, despite being blinged up himself.

[Exachix]

Exachix squats down and puts the pouch in front of Karsen. Then he stands back up.

"Well, I went to Alarra's Gems yesterday, and bought you..." Karsen pulls out an Amulet sort of thing with a diamond in it. "This!"

Karsen beams at Kantur.

[Zann]

Zann couldn't help overhearing that comment.

:o

I'm so happy for you! You're the perfect couple! When's the wedding?

[InaVegt]

Gezina

*Gezina would be seen blushing if her fur didn't cover her face*

Thanks, Karsy.

*Gezina turns to Zann*

Sunday the 24th, 9 AM (board time)

[Zann]

Splendid! I'll get you a present!

[Exachix]

Karsy Nuzzles Gezina.

"There are also a pair of Ruby rings in the bag."


((Got to go for a while. I'll be back later. NPC me if thy wishes))

[InaVegt]

Gezina

*Gezina puts on the amulet and the rings, beaming*

Thanks, Karsy, thank you so much.

[Kantur]

Kantur leaves the Palace

[Zann]

*thoughts*

(I wonder if I can steal those jewels...)

Outwardly, though, he beams at Gezina.

[Hoseki]

An elf and an unspeakably large tiger-roc hybrid fly up from the streets. "Wow." "Weird, isn't it?" "Fo' shizzle." "...What?" "Nothing." They leave.

[Cathrindir]

Cathrindir finishes up his solo and sits down.
((Back at 1.))

[Dib]

((An she's back!))

*Clarabell mingles*
((Not quite as exiting as I thought it would be.))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu throws salt in everyone's game. Cathrinder's copy of Apples to Apples is now a little tastier when licked and Dib's Monopoly game has bits of salt in all the houses.*

[Dib]

*Clarabell jumps back,*

"AAAH!!! Salt!"
((BTW Atreyu, I think there's something wrong with the directory.))

[Zann]

Zann moves in on Clarabell.

Hey babe... You look good. Got any royalty in you?

[Fenric]

*Fenric and Myobi wake up, and find salt in their drinks. They pour the drinks into the plants and get fresh ones*

[Dib]

*Clarabell smiles at him, baring her fangs.*

"You don't wanna know what I got."

[Zann]

Oh, I think I do...

He bares his own fangs back.

I'm a big fan of girls like you. I could makke you famous...

[Dib]

*She puts a hand on him.*

"Really? Whywould I want that?" ;)

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Wait, people don't want salt in their games? But, but, GAH!! This is a really confusing subculture. Its hard being a pimp."

(fixed, thanks. Normally I'm better at catching those. oh well.)

[Fenric]

*The foxes roam around the party, looking and acting like they are completely lost as to what's going on, but having fun anyway*

[Dib]

*After deciding Zann isn't going to talk anymore, Clarabell goes off to talk to someone else.*
((Why'd he suddenly go offline?))

[Zann]

((He didn't!))

Everyone loves fa-

He looks around.

Where'd she go?

He follows her, and taps her on the shoulder with his cane.

That's not nice.

[Dib]

((Your profile said offline ???))

"Maybe so, but its not nice to ignore a gal who's talking to you."
((BTW, does anyone half a Pimp-to-English dictionary to hand?))

[Zann]

Hey, don't rag on me, girl! Ah wuz here all along!

He looks at himself, and prods his bare chest.

At least ah think ah wuz.

[Dib]

((Translation someone?))

"Look I don't know where you were, but what did you want exactly?"

[Zann]

Eyyy, chill out, bre! Ah just wanna talk to youse, maybe get te know ye better, know what ahm talkin' 'bout?

He holds up his hands in a placatory way.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

((Shock outta luck on that, just use some izzles and you'll be okay))

[Dib]

((Whimper, stupid foreign tongue!))

"You wanna know me? I gotta know you. Whatcha name anyway?"

[AmberVael]

Earin and Elya suddenly become alive again.

[Fenric]

*Fenric and Myobi sip their drinks and watch*

{ vulpine } It is a strange variant of common

{ vulpine } And remarkably hard to follow, at that

[Zann]

((Ack!))

Th' names Zann, honey, but mah homies call me the Prince.

He accompanies this with a little moonwalk, hat tipped over his eyes.

What 'bout you, hon?

[Dib]

*She raises an eyebrow*

"The names Clarabell, but people just call me Clarabell."

[AmberVael]

Earin and Elya walk over to Fenric and Myobi.
{vulpine} "No kidding, Myobi"

[Zann]

He places a claw on her shoulder, then jerks it away, accompanying it with a little 'sss' sound.

This'ns a hot one, foo'!

To no-one in particular.

Lemme get yiz a drink.

[Dib]

"You bet! What they got in this place anyway?"

[InaVegt]

Gezina

*Gezina nuzzles Karsen who nuzzles her back*

[Zann]

Booze, hun. Lots of it/

He twirls round, then extends a clawed hand.

Allow me to escort you to the bar.

[Dib]

*She takes the claw/hand/thingy*

"Sounds nice, you like wowwy pops?"

[Zann]

He laughs.

Ah knew you wuz a card from the moment ah saw yiz.

He leads her to the bar.

So, babe, what'll it be?

[Dib]

*Her eyes brighten*

"Gotta be funky llama."

[Zann]

((H'okay, I'm confused.))

The Prince blinks.

Ah dunno that one. Barkeep! Funky llama, double quick time!

[Dib]

((By what?))

"What about your poison?"

[Fenric]

*Fenric grins*

{ vulpine } I'm still eager to see how a lot of the other folks dress.

*Myobi nods and agrees*

{ vulpine } The fun of these is seeing the costumes.

[Zann]

((By whatever it is you're saying. Funky llama? Poison?))

He puts on a posh accent.

A gentleman always orders for a lady first.

He gives a little bow, then straightens up, easy going again.

Nah, ah'm just kiddin'. Barkeep! A horn bender, extra strong!

[AmberVael]

Earin looks around.
{vulpine} "I expect we'll see them later. I know just how many of them actually went out and got ready, and it would be a shame if they didn't actually use their costumes."

[Dib]

((Poison=Alcohol

Funky Llama is a kind of wine))

"So what do you do then?"

[Fenric]

*Fenric and Myobi resume their mingling*

(( Time for church. see ya ))

[AmberVael]

((Anyone need a translator ot help them out?
Here is a gift from Divenion. Pimp yo talk wit dis, foo! (http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp)))

[Dib]

((Works, but not quite PG-13))

[AmberVael]

((Still funny though. And PG-13, not PG))

[Zann]

Ah've got a liddle shop downtown, sells guns. Ah don't got many customers, but ah get big orders fr'm tahm ter tahm, an' ah've got a lot a money.

He accepts his drink from the Bartender and turns back to Clarabell.

Whut 'bout you, hon?

[Dib]

((That's what I put ::)))

"Well if you really wanna know, I helped an evil god to try and take over the town and now I'm all lawful good and stuff and just got knocked out by a dragon."

[Zann]

Funkeh lifestyle, babe.

He taps his head.

Speakin' o' quests, n'****, mah other self just got a quest to stop allothis goddamned snow.

[Dib]

"Stop it!? Maybe slow it down a bit, very pretty."