Your favourite joke in OOTS ever.

[Nargan]

Title is self explanatory...the rest of us don't even have to understand it, so long as it's in OOTS! :smalltongue:

You can only pick ONE! Just so we can keep it simple...





Mine would have to be:

"Welcome to the village of Lickmyorangeballshalfling!
No seriously, give 'em a good once over! :)"

I couldn't breathe from laughing at that one :D

[Morrsleib]

Kilonazis, have to be kilonazis

[Jan Mattys]

"Guess what spell I cast before giving this to the bird" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0659.html) has to be my favourite.

[ShinyRocks]

'Stop oppressing my culture, you ethnocentric bitch!'

(Closely followed by 'I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one' and 'Bite my spell slots, meatshield.')

[Jaidu]

My favorite:
"Dwarven tradition dictates tha we drink one ale fer each number 'n tha countdown."

"This is a New Year's tradition?"

"Na, pretty much whene'er anyone counts."

Though there are just so many.

[Forum Explorer]

"In lieu of paradise can I just get a picture of that exact look?"

"Now see that's the sort of comment we want you to cut down on"

"Like in a 50ft marble statue

[doodthedud]

"Guess what spell I cast before giving this to the bird" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0659.html) has to be my favourite.

SAME!!

Loved that one!

[leakingpen]

"Guess what spell I cast before giving this to the bird" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0659.html) has to be my favourite.

Agreed. The whole chain of guess what spell i cast / i prepared this morning jokes are awesome, but that was the topper.

[cho_j]

Agreed. The whole chain of guess what spell i cast / i prepared this morning jokes are awesome, but that was the topper.

True fact.

[DZ-Battra]

Mine would have to be the ultimate duel between clerics (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0456.html)

[Bedinsis]

"Guess what spell I cast before giving this to the bird" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0659.html) has to be my favourite.

Meh. I thought that was so dramatic that I didn't find it the least bit funny, just awesome.

On the top of my head I can think of:

Hey, you know, you would be kind a cute if you shaved off that stupid beard. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0258.html)

Together with Nale's expression -> hilarious.

[Zmflavius]

"Guess what spell I cast before giving this to the bird" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0659.html) has to be my favourite.

Same.:smallbiggrin:

[Silva Stormrage]

Has to be Tarquin and Elan's dialogue at the end of this strip (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0762.html)

[Orzel]

Celine Dion torture (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0258.html).

Look at Thog's face!

[Swordpriest]

The whole "Roy as a woman" sequence was pretty hilarious.

I also liked --

"You're going to kick the bucket one of these days."
"I love you too, sir."

[Grail]

This (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0003.html) strip, because it sums up meta-gaming gamers perfectly... and I've seen enough of them, that this strip was what really got me into the comic.... Priceless!

[Lord Thurlvin]

:xykon:"I think I just had an evilgasm."

[DaggerPen]

"I'm a goddamn baby-making, life-taking MACHINE! Why should I care how many people I have to kill? I can just make MORE in my TUMMY!" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0587.html)

[Felixc-91]

maybe not my favorite, but: last three panels of this (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0696.html) strip. just because of the strait faced way V says it.

[Crisis21]

It's Not a Gaming Session Until Someone Quotes Monty Python (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0136.html)

[Ender Wigin]

Just a random one off the top of my head.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l59/WinterleafDDO/Alternate%20lives/oots0025-1.jpg

[silas the monk]

Probably the popcorn (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0637.html).

[Ron Miel]

Mine would have to be the ultimate duel between clerics (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0456.html)

Oh, but the follow up (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0486.html)is even better.

"Wait a minute, I had a 22"

[Dvil]

not nale, not-nale. thog help nale nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0367.html)

[Kastanok]

I was about to agree with those saying "Guess what spell I cast before giving this to the bird" but then realised that (at least to me) that is more of a Crowning Moment of Awesome than funny.

Hmm, flicking through the archives I'm having trouble picking one out but I think I'll have to go with "You did!" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0727.html) I can't explain it, I just it :smallbiggrin:

[JonestheSpy]

It itched, Dad! It itched!

[SlyGuyMcFly]

Hinjo's junk.

[Claudius Maximus]

Another vote for the ultimate duel between clerics. It's pretty accurate too, unless they're going melee. This (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0355.html) is pretty great too.

Also I'm pretty sure the last panel here (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0005.html) might be my favorite in the entire comic.

[Gredival]

Feather Fall. ('http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0485.html')

[Thrar]

Great Cleave! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0102.html)

[Dr.Epic]

Three-way tie:

I prepared explosive running joke.
I'm invisible yet somehow this running joke is visible quite often in this comic.
The trees be attacking!

[NegativeFifteen]

"DIE YOU PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCING BASTARD!"
Redcloak became my hero after that one.

[Faramir]

If I start thinking this through I'll never pick one. So I'll just go with:

"Um, OK, hello, sir, how are you today? This is lovely weather..."

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0095.html

[NegativeFifteen]

If I start thinking this through I'll never pick one. So I'll just go with:

"Um, OK, hello, sir, how are you today? This is lovely weather..."

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0095.html

Oh god, I loved that one.

[toastyghost]

The "six weeks of winter" joke in http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0676.html

[Kish]

Readied Actions. From On the Origins of PCs.

[KillItWithFire]

Last panel. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0584.html)
In general I just love V's dry wit and honestly he is the source of most of the laughs for me, Belkar's probably a close second though

[Tarnag40k]

....and that would be wrong.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0696.html

Lets just say I had to do an overnight paper on rationality and used it as a reference in media, and I got a 100 on said paper. So can't hate it.

[rekuu]

Growing up without a father was totally worth it, just for that reveal.

[KK-Gourmet]

I'm surprised that there was no mention of Roy's father, and his line at the bottom of this strip http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0484.html

[Acrux]

From 387 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0387.html):

"...Those iron bars ATE all of Nale's breadcrumbs!"
"what?!?"
"And then they punched a clown!"
"thog hate you, stupid metal bars! thog rage!"

[Alysar]

:miko: Why are you a woman?

:roy: Well, I thought long an hard on how I could make your life personally more difficult, and this is the result. Too much? (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0246.html)

and

:vaarsuvius: And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper-piece harlot. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0584.html)

and also

:roy: You know, this place looks a lot different from what I expected.

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2008/eugeneia1.gif What are you talking about?

:roy: Well, I died, and now I'm standing here listening to you berate me. So where's the fire and brimstone? Where are all the devils?

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2008/eugeneia1.gif Cute. Really cute, Roy.

:roy: I repent, oh Lords of the Underworld! Whatever I did to deserve this punishment, I repent! I'll take the hot pokers, just don't make me talk to my father! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0485.html)

Not the absolute most funny, but the funniest that I can think of that haven't already been mentioned.

[Drakonzeta]

The one that made me laugh the most had to be macebook... probably due to the fact that my mother is addicted to macebook... er... facebook... When I realized that the paladin guy had been killed, I almost fell off the couch from laughing.

[MoonCat]

Can I just link to the OoTS archives with the instructions for people to start at number one and keep going? That would probably be the only way for me to cover all my favorite jokes.

[random11]

Can't pick a single favorite line, there are simply too many to choose from.

But the one I often use while running around in a dungeon while playing D&D online is "Run my pretty little chunks of XP, run!"

[Velaryon]

Hi, first post! Long time reader, sometime forum lurker, but I just now finally registered... at 4 in the morning. Yeah.

Anyway, there are too many awesome jokes to count, but something about the complete and total randomness Fruit Pie the Sorcerer (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html) just cracks me up every time I see it.

[yldenfrei]

Had to scour the archives for this one, mine would be the double issue special with V and the Tables of the World. This (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0285.html) and this (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0286.html). :smallbiggrin:

[silversaraph]

I posted this (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0595.html) comic on my wall when it came out. (I bought the book but no point in cutting it out just to replace it.) The epicness of the completely random, completely unexpected end of a long running subplot was just unbelievable.

Maybe this thread should change into "Favorite joke/comic" though, since a lot of them are the epic comics themselves...

Oh yeah, also the ONE! WORD! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0306.html) comic. That was just a burst of giggles.

[RndmNumGen]

"not nale, not-nale. thog help nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail."

[LOTRfan]

:thog:"thog smash puny prison!!

:thog: "how thog's pants turn purple?" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0387.html)

[IronWilliam]

Mine is the whole series of jokes about Hinjo's junk.

[HalfTangible]

"I can't help but notice your feeling of team spirit is inversely proportional to your number of functioning limbs, sir."



"My last breath... is also my mintiest..."

[MikelaC1]

...I dont expect any trouble

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html

[tiriricasmk]

"Roy has boobies"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Gift Jeraff]

My favorite joke in OOTS is actually from the Azure City travel guide in War & XPs:"Many citizens questioned why it need to be so darn big--some even going so far as to suggest that maybe Lord Ronjo was overcompensating for something (before realizing that the same joke had been made in the first Shrek movie)--but the Lord was able to convince enough noble houses to go along with it anyway."

[Drynwyn]

"not nale, not-nale. thog help nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail.

[Gift Jeraff]

"not nale, not-nale. thog help nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail.
And that would be my second favorite.

[Quirken]

Picking just one would be a truly evil act. (Also, I just read all 764 comics in the past 30 hours, sooooo...)

Though one of my favorites was definitely Belkar's devil on both shoulders (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0435.html) for the pure genius of it.

[cho_j]

Hi, first post! Long time reader, sometime forum lurker, but I just now finally registered... at 4 in the morning. Yeah.

Anyway, there are too many awesome jokes to count, but something about the complete and total randomness Fruit Pie the Sorcerer (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html) just cracks me up every time I see it.

Welcome! Expect many more 4 in the morning posts— it seems to be the time I'm on the forum the most. :smallbiggrin:

And yeah, the Fruit Pie was... amazing. So amazing. I thought it was funny even before I totally got the reference.

But my favorite has got to be: "You should follow me out onto the grass'n/It's not so you can avoid the assassins/That sure aren't running loose in the place/And might stab you seven times in the face!" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0238.html) I die laughing every time I get to that stanza! The perfect blend of Suspiciously Specific Denial and Elan song. :D

Also Explosive Runes and Belkar's shoulder devils, but those have been mentioned.

[Nevereatcars]

"And he just kept stabbing them, over and over and over. He's a halfling, he's supposed to be jolly. WHY ISN'T HE JOLLY???

WHY ISN'T HE JOLLY!?!?!?!?

[Soren Hero]

my vote is for the innuendo filled one with belkar and jenny...start a solo adventure...lolz

[The Vorpal Tribble]

Dang, no one has brought up my favorite. Laughed for about an hour:

#379 - Great idea! Here, I'll have my best wizard teleport you! Oh, look at that, it didn't work. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0379.html)

[stonebiscuit]

"Thog fears he will never again know the majesty of the gumdrop mountains."

Followed very closely by "I'm participating!"

[DZ-Battra]

Another favorite of mine at the end of Start of Darkness:

:mitd: Wait— The scene on the cover didn't happen that way.
:roach: Welcome to show business, kid.

and also:

:xykon: Hey, wait a second. I know who you are now! You're that guy! The one who kept getting pissed off at me for not remembering... something.

But I think it was this comic (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0221.html) that had me actually laughing aloud the first time I read it

[Bothi]

'Stop oppressing my culture, you ethnocentric bitch! '

SAME, awesome, it is, awesome


EDIT-also, all of number 301, not sure if it counts tho.

[Crazeemeel]

One of my personal favorites since its the first time I've seen caller answering machines so masterfully made fun of.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0007.html

The line by Roy when he tells of Miko is great too. "I wouldn't touch your skinny uptight ass with a standard issue 10 ft pole, you overbearing self-righteous bitch"

[arpin]

Straight off the top of my head is the town getting prepared for adventurers joke in the early 100s, but after thinking on the early ones, I remembered the turn undead joke in the 20s. I kept thinking, and when I realized how bad an idea that was, I was left on the scene at the hotel where Roy is trying to figure out "somewhere," "nowhere," and "anywhere."

[Kastor Macleod]

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0326.html
I first read this 2-3y ago i think, and just the other day i remembered it and chuckled. What an idea man!
Also, i love the relationship V has with its familiar. Hah. What else...
Oh yeah, 'I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing pixie dust.'
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0339.html
Elan's deity Banjo the clown.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0203.html
Oh and the relationship Xykon's Monster has with O'Chul; and his +5 holy gonads of integrity.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0475.html
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0659.html
Elan's Eyepatch
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0502.html

[Tannhaeuser]

Someone already mentioned my favorite, which is Fruit Pie the Sorcerer (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html), so I will go with my second favorite: "Truly, my torment is eternal... (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0526.html)"

[0mar]

My last breath is also my mintiness.

[MoonCat]

I've never quite understood that one, is it a parody of something? Otherwise it just seems like a typical one-liner.

[NegativeFifteen]

I've never quite understood that one, is it a parody of something? Otherwise it just seems like a typical one-liner.

The Icy Burst bow also serves as mint dispenser.

[Necroticplague]

The Cure
Light Wounds

[MoonCat]

What is funny about a mint dispenser?

[Soleyfir]

Well most of it has already been quoted here, so I'll just go with "Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion", which was the first comic that made me burst out laughing.

[Christopher K.]

"..and that would be wrong."

[Marillion]

Dang, no one has brought up my favorite. Laughed for about an hour:

#379 - Great idea! Here, I'll have my best wizard teleport you! Oh, look at that, it didn't work. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0379.html)

"Sure thing, Lord Shojo! TELEPORT!"

For a minute there I was laughing too hard to type, and I'm still chuckling. That is probably my favorite.

Also, I realize this was more supposed to be a badass moment for the Dragon, but "It appears that you cease to be a mighty wizard and become a fragile, pointy eared monkey. While I? I am still a dragon." (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0627.html) made me laugh pretty hard.

Edit:The Oracle, from Start of Darkness

"Now get out, I have a hot date with a kobold chick tonight, and my oracular powers tell me I'm getting to second base."
"Wait, if she's a reptile, how do you get to second base?"
"OUT!"

[Timeless Error]

"DIE YOU PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCING BASTARD!"
Redcloak became my hero after that one.

Can you link me to the strip you found that in?

EDIT: Hey cool, this post made me a Halfling in the Playground!

[MoonCat]

'Tisn't in a strip, that's from SoD.

[Timeless Error]

'Tisn't in a strip, that's from SoD.

Aw, darn it.

Oh well, I ordered SoD recently and should be getting it in the mail soon.

[Forum Explorer]

I think Tarquin's manual just became my fav joke

[Secris]

Orange: Oh gods! You shot me! You crazy ****, I can't believe you shot me!
Green: She absolutely did not shoot you and I completely expected it.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0327.html

[G-Man Graves]

Looks at me, I'm Robespierre! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0326.html)

[TimelordSimone]

-Crap, that was a cutaway panel, wasn't it? (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0602.html)

[Jace Beleren]

Strip 441

:xykon:
Fact One: I can fly under my own power.

Fact Two: A dragon that lacks a bite is not valuable to me.

Fact Three: Meteor Swarm



And :

:belkar: Hows that for marmalade?

[MoonCat]

Marinade, not marmalade:smalltongue:

[Iyellalot]

:elan: (just after :roy: is resurrected): You're invisible!

[Felixc-91]

nice picks and *applause* to Iyellalot and TimelordSimon :smallcool:

[grimbold]

:thog: "not nale, not-nale. thog help nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail."
that one is brilliant

[Ilmryn]

...if only to give the laws of physics time to cry alone in the corner. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0754.html)

That is my absolute favorite among the recent ones.

[Gnoman]

My favorite is 669, mostly becuase I took it way farther than it was probably meant to be.

[Timberboar]

Ahem.

"Treasure Type O"

[Romanes eunt do]

If I had to pick one, I'd go with:

Welcome to the village of...

# 568 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0568.html)

Pop.: Just enough. :smallbiggrin:

[Melee]

One of my favourites is
Explosive Runes Coffee - "Good to the last boom! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0317.html)"

[Derjuin]

Dang, no one has brought up my favorite. Laughed for about an hour:

#379 - Great idea! Here, I'll have my best wizard teleport you! Oh, look at that, it didn't work. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0379.html)

I have to agree, every time I read that I end up laughing for a good while :smallbiggrin:

[Combat Reflexes]

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0760.html
first panel

Because sometimes you need 200-ft tall flaming letters of burning prisoners to say you really like pie:smallbiggrin:

[Tobz]

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0058.html

Still no contest in my humble opinion :smallbiggrin:

[Gandariel]

I'll try to avoid repeating already mentioned strips, so...

Tarquin's line: you can't make an omelette without....

Roy: when is the trial scheduled to begin?
lawyer: what's your move rate?

the Sendings by Nale (oh, i actually have words left? then allow me to say-)

the whole Magnificent conversation between Elan and V after Kubota's death (also the dire half dragon werepiranhas, heh)

and from SoD
Xykon: what doesn't kill them, makes them stronger!
Redcloak: but this IS killing them!
Xykon: details!
heh, that was great

More to come!

[Belkar is back]

This one is the first one that comes to mind
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html

[MoonCat]

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0760.html
first panel

Because sometimes you need 200-ft tall flaming letters of burning prisoners to say you really like pie:smallbiggrin:

Actually, to say you like custard.

[Belkar is back]

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0450.html second and third line

[Dazdya]

In my sig. Don't know the number, and if I'd link it you wouldn't have the pleasure of looking it up. Future psychics are awesome.

[Forlong]

Comic #387 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0387.html)

nale extra smart. nale not get lost.
Maybe...but, uh, did you see him leave a trail of breadcrumbs? You know, to find his way back?
thog not see any.
What? Oh man! Oh, Thog, he'll never find his way back without a trail of breadcrumbs!
oh no! nale get lost in witch's forest!
Exactly! Only YOU can save him, Thog!
thog is coming, nale! thog save you!!!
And those iron bars? Those iron bars ATE all of Nale's breadcrumbs!
what?!?
And then they punched a clown!

I couldn't breath, for laughing so hard.

[Niesra]

I'm a sexy shoeless god of war (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)

[Gandariel]

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0266.html
This also, heh



Ooh, and when Elan says: they both made convincing arguments.. it's gonna be really tough to decide who to vote for!

[Commander672]

Some of my favorite humour comes from Jerks getting a comeuppance and their subsequent reaction. Within reasonable limits, of course. So seeing Eugene's face in this comic had me going for a good minute or so.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0490.html


A more meta realization comes from these two charactor's infferd backstories:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0555.html
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0712.html

:smalleek:

[MoonCat]

A more meta realization comes from these two charactor's infferd backstories:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0555.html
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0712.html

:smalleek:

DragonxOgre 4evar!

[The Glyphstone]

Ah. Right. Druid. Ne'er mind then.
(http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0353.html)

[Belkar is back]

bottom line http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0724.html

[MoonCat]

bottom line http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0724.html

What does that reference? I can't figure it out.

[megabyter5]

What does that reference? I can't figure it out.

The exact same thing the whole arc was referencing: Star Wars.

[MoonCat]

Oh. Right. That makes sense

[Bleak Ink]

Man, there's way too many to go on about.. but, having just received my prequel books, I'll pull some out of there (please don't Spoil them for yourself, I seriously beg of you!)

SoD:

Oracle: "We're in the middle of a scene you don't remember in a narrated flashback framed by a flash-forward in a prequel book. There's no way in hell you're finding your way back here."

Redcloak and Right-Eye's reactions in the Evil Diner to finding themselves suddenly in full color. It was so freaking well-written and unexpected, I was laughing for ages.

And, of course, Redcloak's infamous slaying of Smokey. I couldn't believe the awesomeness.

OtOoPCs:

Both are between Roy and Belkar-

"You're late."
"Gosh golly, Mr. Principal, am I going to have to stay after class?"

"You can't stab Elan and Haley!"
"Explain." Belkar's expression of genuine curiosity here was fantastic.

[Koshiro]

Haley: Huh. Well, I guess he's really not going to be needing what we're taking anymore.
Celia: Why, is it a hat?

So macabre, so funny, so unexpected from Celia.

[Gwynfrid]

You remind me of one of the reasons why I like Celia so much: Her lines are very often completely unexpected. My all-time favorite:

Hey ! There's no need for racial slurs ! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0579.html)

[veti]

"Anyone ELSE wanna discuss my creature type with me? (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0538.html)"

[Military Man]

Two good ones for me are

Roys token revenge for Hinjo (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0287.html)

&

Belkar Lines Here (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0578.html)

"I CAN FLY!!" WHUNK!

[lerg2]

Mine would have to be:
*facepalm* "Our group is the only one to whom the term 'AD&D' means Attention Deficit Disorder." -Roy Greenhilt

[Jay R]

Do you need, like, 200-foot-tall flaming letters or something? (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0759.html)

Not Haley saying it; Elan remembering it.

(Because the rules only let me give one, that's why there's nothing about one saving throw at a time, or getting on with saving the world, or spiked tentacles, or the fish version being a subset, or Bugsby's Expressive Single Digit, or why isn't he jolly, or wanting to make out, or breadcrumbs, or sexy shoelessness, or ....)

[Lvl45DM!]

Do you need, like, 200-foot-tall flaming letters or something? (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0759.html)

Not Haley saying it; Elan remembering it.

(Because the rules only let me give one, that's why there's nothing about one saving throw at a time, or getting on with saving the world, or spiked tentacles, or the fish version being a subset, or Bugsby's Expressive Single Digit, or why isn't he jolly, or wanting to make out, or breadcrumbs, or sexy shoelessness, or ....)

...you have a scary sense of humour

[Thorcrest]

My Favourite Joke was, and always has been:

The Economics of Banditry (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0158.html)

Just that whole strip, from Haley's explanation to the punch line! It's Brilliant!

[Grumpy-Mcfart]

578 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0578.html)

:belkar: Now I'm a unicorn!

and of course, the title for strip 580 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0580.html) "Hey, I need to sell them somehow"