The open sea

[Deadly]

This is the open sea, with not a lot to see. It's perfect for anything that needs large stretches of water... like fishing sharks, or dumping bodies... erhm, swimming :-X Go have fun.

[Lykan]

An NPC appears in the middle of the ocean

Note to self: Learn teleport without error.

A dire sharks surfaces, bites him, and drags him underwater

[Deadly]

A huge white eagle flies across the sea with incredible speed, keeping a watchful eye on the water below.

[Daedrous Avari]

Godzilla emerges from the sea, and fights mothra. They eventually kill each other and dissapear.

[Deadly]

A violent storm rages across the ocean, red lightning striking from the darkened sky and the winds whipping up the sea in furious waves. In the center of the storm flies a small draconic figure, her eyes flaming with unrestrained rage...

[Deadly]

The white eagle spots the storm on the horizon and flies closer. Ruby! Please stop! it calls out.

[Deadly]

The dragon turns around and stares at the eagle, the storm raging on unabated. Leave me alone! I'm clearly not appreciated! her voice rings among the howling winds.

[Deadly]

The eagle shimmers and turns into the elven form of Ilias. He hangs in the air, the raging winds bending around him. That is not true, Ruby! Both your mother and I love you dearly. We would do anything to help you. Please just calm down.

[Deadly]

The dragon sneers and her eyes glow even darker red The others laugh at me! Especially Grace! They don't take me serious, why should I stay and let them mock me behind my back?

[Deadly]

Ilias sighs They do not mean to mock you, maybe they just don't understand your reactions. And what about Arden? He's always respected you, from what I've seen.

[Deadly]

Ruby laughs coldly Arden has the mind of a human child, he sees me as a toy to play with. He's never respected me!

[Deadly]

It's not nice to talk about your brother that way, Ruby. You may not think so, but Arden looks up to you, he sees something in you few others do. If that's not respect, then I don't know what it is. Now please calm down, you're hurting yourself!

[Deadly]

Ruby's eyes flash I don't care! I'm not going back! she screams as a huge bolt of red lightning flash near her. She trembles visibly and falls a few feet.

[Deadly]

Ilias rush forward, calling out with despair RUBY!

[Hoseki]

Godzilla rises from the sea and fights someone else.

[Deadly]

Ruby glows slightly red and begins to shake. The storm grows in intensity, then abruptly cease as the tiny dragon falls from the sky with wide eyes and a faint gasp...

[Deadly]

Ilias rush forward like lightning and grabs Ruby as she falls. No... please no... he cries as he holds her close and flies back towards land.

[Daedrous Avari]

Hmm.... Who can Godzilla fight next... (searches for the ultimate godzilla database)

[Cathrindir]

Suddenly King Kong rises from the sea and roars a challenge to Godzilla.

[BelkarsDagger]

A huge cruise ship in the distance collides with an ice burg caused by the snow storm. The Titanic sinks...

((Thats why it happened! REally! Kerigan is responsible for many many lives!))

[Destro_Yersul]

A bunch of dire sharks eat the survivors of the titanic.

[jaqueses]

The Monster Mash Plays in the Background of the Monster fight.

[Daedrous Avari]

Godzilla slashes at King Kong.

[Cathrindir]

It slashes across King Kong's arm. King Kong roars and lashes out at Godzilla with a fist.
"I'm swimming Jack, I'm swimming!" are Rose's last gurgling words as she is pulled under by a Dire Shark.

[Daedrous Avari]

Godzilla feels the punch hard, and breathes fire apon the face of King Kong.

[jaqueses]

The music now changes to "One Eyed One Winged Flying Purple People Eater".

[Hoseki]

The One-Eyed-One-Horned-Flying-Purple-People-Eater rises from the sea and eats Godzilla, King Kong, and the dire sharks. Even though they're not purple people.

[BelkarsDagger]

The Giant Purple-People-Eater-Eater rises from the murky depths an eats the Purple-People-Eater.

[Cathrindir]

The Giant Purple People Eater Eater Eater comes up from the sea and eats the Giant Purple People Eater Eater, then throws up both the 'Purple People Eaters' and King Kong, Godzilla, and to a lesser extent, the Dire Sharks, onto the sand.

[Hoseki]

In a touching story of loss and love and genocide, only a single dire shark remains. He swears vengance against all Purple-People-Eaterkind for the wholesale slaughter of his people, but is later eaten by an aboleth.

[Cathrindir]

King Kong resumes the match with a burnt face and Giant One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater stomach acid all over him. He cracks his knuckles and attacks.

[Daedrous Avari]

Soon, the dire-shark worshipping sahuagin raise the last dire shark and feed him demon blood, turning him into an epic-level fiendish dire shark. He slowly speaks an infernal language. "I will have my revenge." He swims across the sea, searching for those insidous creatures that killed the other dire sharks.

((Hello new secondary character... Don't kill this fiendish-dire shark, he may be a water mount for my almost created character. Only one or two days now.))

[Cathrindir]

King Kong gets bored and begins playing Pinochle.

[Destro_Yersul]

Cthulu rises from the sea and invites King Kong to a poker game.

[Daedrous Avari]

((^ To wierd.))

The fiendish Dire Shark comes closer to the town and begins to stare upon the dead dire sharks lying across the town. I will destroy ever single last one of those monsters. I will call myself Vengeance, and destroy them!

[Destro_Yersul]

((As if everything else in this thread isn't. :P))

[Daedrous Avari]

((So what?))

The fiendish dire shark feeds on more demon blood, and begins to get larger. Perhaps he will become the ruler of the sea someday...

[jaqueses]

Music changes to "Emmigrant Song" by Led Zepplin.

[Destro_Yersul]

Cthulu and King Kong go off to play poker with Mechagodzilla and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

[Daedrous Avari]

The fiendish dire shark, growing in size, begins to react to the snow. No! Frost... He plunges down, closer to the bottom of the sea. What will happen down there....

[Cathrindir]

A few outcast monsters from some early horror films tag along with King Kong. The Giant Iguana starts an online solitaire game. The Evil Salamander becomes addicted to Slot machines.
((It's safe to say this thread is no longer about the Open Sea))

[Daedrous Avari]

Six epic leveled collosal aquatic subtype aquatarrasques come down and start to kill all the monsters and destroy the slot machines and the casino itself.

Now this thread is about the open sea.

[Cathrindir]

King Kong puts on one of those stupid 'Jedi Breathing Machines' that the Jedi used in TPM, and dives into the waves in a stupid Jar Jar Binks way, yelling, "I vill ve back!"

[Hoseki]

Deep below the waves, the feindish dire shark eats Jar-Jar.

[Murky_Pool]

Multitiudes applaud the shark and raise it to deity status

[Cathrindir]

George Lucas watches in horror as the Jedi Breathing Machine surfaces, then a dire shark eats it.
"NOOOOO!"
Then the Dire Shark eats him as well.

[Hoseki]

((Hey, I like Jar-Jar! Why doesn't anyone else?!))

Darth Maul starts being utterly awsome.

[Murky_Pool]

It's you Hoseki, you like him so no one else does

[Cathrindir]

Then someone mentions Midi-Chlorians, and everyone throws their copies of the prequels into the sea. The Dire Shark eats them. Surprisingly Not surprisingly, when they are 'expelled' from the Shark, they are even better than they were originally.

[Hoseki]

((But... But... *Sobs alone in a corner*))

[Murky_Pool]

((I'm on fire tonight, made a girl cry without even speaking to her))

[Hoseki]

((*Kicks Murky in the shins and runs away, plotting the world takeover by the worshippers of Darth Maul. May his horns be ever sharp!*))

[Destro_Yersul]

((Bah. *Stabs Darth Maul in a completely-awesome-dual-lightsaber-wielding-KOTOR-is-really-cool kind of way*))

[Gamerofthegame]

Kobolds ride icebergs about the seas. Oh, and the Shark dies because a bunch of Kobold Elites killed it and they and their other comrades ate it as a feast.

[Daedrous Avari]

Vengeance continues to swim around at the bottom reaches of the sea. He's bound to be killed by the sea collosus when it appears. Or maybe he'll help fight it. He's chaotic neutral, so...

[Cathrindir]

Godzilla wades into the water and swims out to Tokyo or something.

[Gamerofthegame]

[EVENT TIME!]


There is a small earthquake in the sea, roughly 12 miles away from the Town. The water suddenly bursts into the air as a very large grey stone head comes out of the water, looking like a Copper Dragon, save without the horns and such. The eyes glow a very bright blue, and are a perfect circle instead of a oval. Only the head and a very small bit of the upper neck can be seen, and the Collosus marchs forward, the head bobbing up a bit and revealing a little more of the neck, it being humanoid like and seemily carved to allow some sort of circular stairway to the head from the shoulders.

The Colosus itself has many blue runes and lines all over its body, including the head, and is a very formitable beast, probably the size of the average moutain.


A group of Sailors on a Galleon class ship loko in horor at the head, so much in awe to not realize the bubbles coming up from under their ship as a Giant Fiendish shark propells itself out of the water from under it, Crushing the ship in it's massive jaws.

[Gamerofthegame]

(( Oh noez double post.))


The Colosus continues its march to town, suddenly getting on a higher elevation, It's body going upwards so now it's shoulders are visable, they being realtively curved and drenched in runic symbols.


Also! The big glowing eyes from the Colosus are now easily seen from the Town at night, and if one were to look they could see it in the day.

[Sneak]

Sneak appears in the middle of the ocean with a flash. "Well, then. Hmm. Let's just keep walking. Hey, I'm walking on water! Shaweet!" He keeps walking until he reaches the other side.

[Gamerofthegame]

The Colosus continues on, it suddenly raising in heigh again, it getting high enough to show around the middle of it's formarms, which are thin cylinders filled with writing, part of the torso visible, seemily part of a very large runic symbol.


And now you would definately beable to see it loom on the horizon from The Town.

[Destro_Yersul]

A rowboat speeds by, propelled by an open decanter of endless water set permanently on geyser mode. It is holding a rather scared looking man in black clothing, who seems to be holding on for dear life and cursing loudly about losing his mirror. The boat throws up several waves in its wake but is soon gone, speeding towards the horizon.

[Gamerofthegame]

The Colosus pivots on it's susposed hip, or atleast twisting some how, causing a large wave to form toward the 'Rowboat', but otherwise it continues its march.

[Lykan]

A rowboat speeds by, propelled by an open decanter of endless water set permanently on geyser mode. It is holding a rather scared looking man in black clothing, who seems to be holding on for dear life and cursing loudly about losing his mirror. The boat throws up several waves in its wake but is soon gone, speeding towards the horizon.
[Hmm.... I've never thought of doing that before... Good idea. :D]

[Destro_Yersul]

[Hmm.... I've never thought of doing that before... Good idea. :D]


((Thanks :)))

[Flabbicus]

In a house in R'lyeh, you know the one, a great power lies dreaming, not dead. Two magnificently shapeless eyes opened, and the creature beyond time and reason awakened from it's rest.

The Dread creature rose up from the depths, appendages writhing, and it's body broke the surface of the water. The crew of a merchant ship looked on in terror as the ineffable creature turned its monstrous gaze unto their vessel. Trapped by the great waves surrounding them, them too a product of the beast's power, they could only watch in fear of their inevitable fate.

The beast wrapped it's appendages around the ship, squeezing portions of it until they looked fit to burst and reached a tentacle tentatively towards an unfortunate crewman. The man cringed as the monster formed an almost electric chain with him, gaining a clarity in the process. A clarity that some might call Piracy.

The Dread Flying Spaghetti Monster looked on in triumph at his newest convert, and then turned his eyes upon the other sailors, touching them with his noodly appendage in turn. Some dived off of the ship, seeking solace in the water, but there was none. The great beast wrapped it's tentacles around them and brought them back up to the surface, making them part of his flock in the process.


The ineffable doughy beast turned its twin eyes (and twin meatballs) to the shore, eager to spread the power of the Pastafarians to the unworthy.

[Destro_Yersul]

((Sweet.))

[Flabbicus]

(( Thanks. I had to fix the verb tense a bit, kept switching from present to perfect.

Edit: Forgot to mention that any and all comments are welcome on how I am handling the entrance, how the FSM acts, etc. ))

[Xerillum]

A container galleon sails to the town, carrying its load of precious spices for the town. unfortanately, the sea is filled with a thick fog, and the captain cannot see anything.

[Admiral One]

A ship appears on the horizon. As it approaches, a large sail can be seen. Oars are attached to the side. It's hull is swept up at the front and back. It is a viking longship, and it is full with warriors.

((Here is a picture I made of it.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o284/Admiral_One/blackviper.jpg))

[TheHawk]

Hawk hovers a few hundred feet above the ship, examining it, his longbow in hand. Before flying away.

[Deadly]

Out across the ocean, far from Town, a massive storm rages across the waters and small islands, growing quickly despite already being much larger than any natural storm.

[Fenric]

An eerie, disgusting yellow-white ship fades into being out on the sea, far from town. The monsterous ship radiates fear, death, and malice as it cuts through the waves.

[Fuum Bango]

A group of giant purple whales rise out of the waves on tiny white wings, they are lead by a even larger, crowned whale, its speaks

"Ahoy hoy."

[Fenric]

A hideous demon glares out from the bow of the ship.

What do you want?

[Fuum Bango]

The whales sing as one,
"Ahoy hoy, this is the sea of the Queen of all Nights Dream. You must dance with us, cowboy style."

and with that the whales shoot laser beams from thier eyes, aiming for the ship.

[Fenric]

An unholy Shield of Plot protects the dread ship from the attacks of the cast of Fantasia 2000. The demons laugh and dance about merrily on the decks, as a swarm of evil red butterfiles rise from the ship and fly aggressively toward the whales.

[Fuum Bango]

"Ahoy hoy! We admit defeat, we see that the Queen wishes you to remain within the land of melting ideas."

With that the whales fly further out to sea.

[Fenric]

The horrible ship constructed of dead men's fingernails makes a course south by east, straight toward Town.

[Fenric]

The doomsday ship continues on its course toward Town. The demons sight a ship heading across their line, and turn toward it. At this, Naglfar mysteriously jumps threads...

[Bitzeralisis]

A person appears.

"Oops."

He disappears.