MetDitto
2010-12-06, 04:55 AM
That stands for Internet Relay Chat Choose Your Own Adventure Room Escape.
I think.
Anyways, here I'll post the wacky installments of me narrating the IRC audience out of a room. Updates EVERY DAY (so far).
Day 1:
[ditto] You awake in a small ROOM. You are sitting on a BED furnished with a MATTRESS and PILLOW. Beside the table is a NIGHTSTAND upon which is a LAMP. There is a PAINTING on the wall, and a DOOR, which you think is locked just by looking at it. A LIGHT SWITCH is on the wall, and the LIGHTS are off. Type in commands using ?
[ditto] >, sorry, type in commands with >
[godskook] >Inspect Door
[Dispo] >retrieve arms
[ditto] The DOOR is indeed locked.
[godskook] What is the door made of?
[ditto] The ARMS have been retrieved.
[Dispo] >turn on light
[ditto] You cannot see very well in the DARKNESS.
[Dispo] >turn on lamp
[ditto] The LIGHTS have been turned ON, and the DARKNESS vanquished.
[Dispo] oh, ok
[Dispo] or that
[ditto] Still lamp?
[Dispo] no
[ditto] Ok.
[godskook] But! 1.I can feel 2.I can hear
[Dispo] >look PIANTING
[Dispo] also >look painting
[Cute_Riolu] > Remove PAINTING, retrieve ARMS
[ditto] The PAINTING depicts a classy background- a lake and a forest, with some mountains in the distance.
[Dispo] >regard painting fondly
[GralaminShieldheart] > Retrieve ARMS
[Dispo] arms have already been retrieved >:
[ditto] Behind the PAINTING is a METAL SQUARE, with a 10-digit NUMBER INPUT.
[Dispo] >look room
* godskook doesn't get the "retrieve ARMS" joke, but still finds it amusing.
[ditto] It appears to be some sort of SAFE
[ditto] (MSPA)
[Dispo] it's from MS paint adventures
[GralaminShieldheart] (MSPA)
[Dispo] (an an awesome in joke)
[ditto] The PAINTING has been fondled.
[Dispo] (and*)
[Cute_Riolu] > Your other ARMS, doofus!
[ditto] You can only find one set of ARMS in the ROOM.
[Dispo] (/me sits back and lets other take the lead)
[godskook] >Inspect bed
[Dispo] (except for)
[Dispo] >look room
[ditto] Upon the BED is a MATTRESS and PILLOW. They appear mildly comfy.
[Cute_Riolu] > This is disatisfactory. Create ARMS with BED components.
[godskook] >Remove Pillow, >Examine Pillow
[ditto] You do not have the necessary LAB EQUIPMENT, to do so without them would be disatrous and result in death.
[ditto] The PILLOW is limp and lifeless, and seems quite cold. Underneath it is a SMALL SILVER KEY.
[godskook] >Take key, >Hide key from party
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW.
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY
[Dispo] >test lamp's working nature, if working, unplug and take
[godskook] >Ambient Temperature
[ditto] Upon turning the LAMP on, you notice it sheds a PECULIAR PURPLE LIGHT, and something on the DESK appears; the LIGHT makes it impossible to read, however.
[godskook] >Turn off wall switch
[ditto] The ROOM TEMPERATURE is about ROOM TEMPERATURE.
[Dispo] lol
[godskook] >Develop plans for cold fusion with pillow that is clearly not same temperature as room
[ditto] You turn the LIGHTS off, and the PECULIAR PURPLE LIGHT shows a MESSAGE written in some sort of INVISIBLE INK, now visible.
[ditto] Perhaps later.
[Dispo] >read letter
[ditto] The MESSAGE shows but 5 numbers: 07 42 69 94 16
[Dispo] >write numbers on new paper
[Dispo] >enter numbers in safe
[ditto] PAPER? You have no PAPER.
[Dispo] >rue lack of paper
[ditto] You enter the MESSAGE into the SAFE, and it opens with a hiss, revealing a slice of BLACK FOREST CAKE on some FINE CHINA.
[ditto] The LACK OF PAPER has been rued.
[godskook] >loathe lack of cold fusion
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY, MESSAGE (memorized)
[ditto] The LACK OF COLD FUSION has been loathed.
[Dispo] >test cake for traces of lie
[Dispo] (old overused meme is old and overused :D )
[godskook] >Inspect china
[ditto] The BLACK FOREST CAKE is, indeed, a LIE.
[Dispo] >sing Still Alive
[ditto] The FINE CHINA is blue, and quite fine.
[ditto] You do not know what "Still Alive" is, how could you sing it?
[Dispo] >take fine ********
[ditto] The LIE seems to have HINGES on it in the back that were hidden from the point of view, and it seems to be made of a hollow plastic.
[godskook] What good is china that's less than 6inches across?
[ditto] There are no FINE ******** here.
[Dispo] >take fine china
[Dispo] >flip lie cake
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY, MESSAGE (memorized), FINE CHINA
[ditto] The LIE moves back and reveals a LARGE GOLDEN KEY.
[godskook] @ditto, is there any diminuitive china?
[ditto] There is not- only the one PLATE upon which the LIE lay.
[godskook] >take 5 golden keys
[ditto] There is but ONE.
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY, MESSAGE (memorized), FINE CHINA, LARGE GOLDEN KEY
[godskook] >Search for 4 calling birds
[ditto] There is only you and your STASH of SWEET LOOT, along with the rest of the ROOM.
[godskook] (was extending previous joke)
[ditto] I know. I know all.
[godskook] >Remove bed
[ditto] Impossible, you are too weak to move the BED a smidge, the foundation is in the CEMENT FLOOR.
[godskook] >remove matress
|<-- Gral_Bot has left irc.gamesurge.net (Read error: EOF from client)
|<-- GralaminShieldheart has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: Change is a fundamental tool to transform things from what they are into what they need to be.)
[ditto] You remove the MATRESS and find the BED FRAME underneath, through which you can see the FLOOR. There is a PIECE OF PAPER on the FLOOR.
[godskook] >Take Paper
[godskook] >Take Floor
|<-- AgentPaper has left irc.gamesurge.net (Ping timeout)
[Dispo] >take life
[godskook] >Destroy Matress
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY, MESSAGE (memorized), FINE CHINA, LARGE GOLDEN KEY, PIECE OF PAPER
[ditto] You cannot take the FLOOR.
[ditto] The MATRESS is quite springy and hard to tear.
[godskook] Why? Holding out for its one true love?
[ditto] There are no LIVES to take.
[ditto] To which>
[godskook] The floor
[ditto] Yes, it it. It's LOVER, the HARDWOOD in the FOYER, will kill you if you take it, you must not risk this.
[ditto] You wonder why you are so crazy as to think FLOORs can love.
[ditto] You notice some WRITING upon the PIECE OF PAPER.
[godskook] >Read paper
[godskook] >Grumble about emotionless floors
[ditto] The PAPER reads: "I don't have much time to explain, but use the key under the BED to open the DRAWER, from there you should be able to escape. I feel I will be killed getting out after placing this, but it will be worth it to know you, my FRIEND, will live. Godspeed."
[Dispo] you! black emperor
[ditto] Hmm?
[godskook] >Open drawer
[ditto] The DRAWER is LOCKED.
[godskook] >Unlock drawer
[ditto] You have two KEYS.
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY, MESSAGE (memorized), FINE CHINA, LARGE GOLDEN KEY, PAPER
[godskook] >Try gold key
[ditto] The LARGE GOLDEN KEY is much too large for this LOCK, obviously.
[Dispo] (Godspeed you! black emperor is a band (: )
[ditto] Ah
[godskook] >Try Silver Key
[godskook] >Grumble about calling birds
[ditto] The SMALL SILVER KEY is a much better fit- custom, you might even say. A better LOCK and KEY combination there has never been! The LOCK clicks open with an AUDIBLE CLICK.
[ditto] No one is around to hear you.
[godskook] >Open Drawer
[godskook] >Inspect contents
[ditto] The DRAWER opens.
[Dispo] >look inside drawer
[ditto] The CONTENTS are quite bare- just a NOTEBOOK that looks like most of its PAGES have been ripped out.
[godskook] >Read Notebook
[ditto] There are but two PAGES left. One says "Turn the LIGHTS off and the LAMP on." And the second says "The CAKE is a LIE."
[godskook] >Lights off, >Lamp On, >Cake Lie
[ditto] The LIGHTS are shut off, throwing the ROOM into DARKNESS. You wish you had turned the LAMP on first. You stumble around and manage to turn the LAMP on which shows you the MESSAGE that you've already seen.
[ditto] You already know the CAKE is a LIE.
|<-- Emerald has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: I can piss on Calais from Dover)
[godskook] >Inspect Notebook
[ditto] It appears to be small and black, with only two PAGES inside, and spiral-bound. The PECULIAR PURPLE LIGHT is quite disconcerting.
[godskook] >Search for other hidden messages, possibly in notebook
[godskook] >attack darkness
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, MESSAGE (07 42 69 94 16), FINE CHINA, LARGE GOLDEN KEY, PAPER
[ditto] The DARKNESS is too powerful to attack without some sort of WEAPON.
[ditto] There are no other hidden MESSAGES you can find.
[godskook] >Light on, >Lamp off
[godskook] >Try golden key on door
[ditto] The LIGHTS have been turned on and the LAMP has been turned off.
[ditto] The LARGE GOLDEN KEY seems to fit the DOOR even better than the SMALL SILVER KEY and the DRAWER! You didn't think that was possible! It slides in smoothly and beautifully.
[godskook] >giggity
[ditto] awjea
[godskook] >Open door
[ditto] The DOOR opens, and you are greeted by a BRIGHT LIGHT.
[ditto] Ending Inventory: PILLOW, MESSAGE (07 42 69 94 16), FINE CHINA, PAPER
[ditto] I've gotta go to sleep
[ditto] I'll see if I can do another later though.
[godskook] >ditto sleep
[ditto] Thank you for taking part in this APERTURE SCIENCE EXPERIMENT.
[ditto] There will be cake.
Status:
Participants: godskook, Dispo, Cute_Riolu, GralaminShieldheart
Inventory: PILLOW, MESSAGE (07 42 69 94 16), FINE CHINA, PAPER
Thanks to: godskook and Dispo for logs.
If you want to participate, join the IRC! I may also be doing a forum-hosted one later. So, thoughts, etc.?
I think.
Anyways, here I'll post the wacky installments of me narrating the IRC audience out of a room. Updates EVERY DAY (so far).
Day 1:
[ditto] You awake in a small ROOM. You are sitting on a BED furnished with a MATTRESS and PILLOW. Beside the table is a NIGHTSTAND upon which is a LAMP. There is a PAINTING on the wall, and a DOOR, which you think is locked just by looking at it. A LIGHT SWITCH is on the wall, and the LIGHTS are off. Type in commands using ?
[ditto] >, sorry, type in commands with >
[godskook] >Inspect Door
[Dispo] >retrieve arms
[ditto] The DOOR is indeed locked.
[godskook] What is the door made of?
[ditto] The ARMS have been retrieved.
[Dispo] >turn on light
[ditto] You cannot see very well in the DARKNESS.
[Dispo] >turn on lamp
[ditto] The LIGHTS have been turned ON, and the DARKNESS vanquished.
[Dispo] oh, ok
[Dispo] or that
[ditto] Still lamp?
[Dispo] no
[ditto] Ok.
[godskook] But! 1.I can feel 2.I can hear
[Dispo] >look PIANTING
[Dispo] also >look painting
[Cute_Riolu] > Remove PAINTING, retrieve ARMS
[ditto] The PAINTING depicts a classy background- a lake and a forest, with some mountains in the distance.
[Dispo] >regard painting fondly
[GralaminShieldheart] > Retrieve ARMS
[Dispo] arms have already been retrieved >:
[ditto] Behind the PAINTING is a METAL SQUARE, with a 10-digit NUMBER INPUT.
[Dispo] >look room
* godskook doesn't get the "retrieve ARMS" joke, but still finds it amusing.
[ditto] It appears to be some sort of SAFE
[ditto] (MSPA)
[Dispo] it's from MS paint adventures
[GralaminShieldheart] (MSPA)
[Dispo] (an an awesome in joke)
[ditto] The PAINTING has been fondled.
[Dispo] (and*)
[Cute_Riolu] > Your other ARMS, doofus!
[ditto] You can only find one set of ARMS in the ROOM.
[Dispo] (/me sits back and lets other take the lead)
[godskook] >Inspect bed
[Dispo] (except for)
[Dispo] >look room
[ditto] Upon the BED is a MATTRESS and PILLOW. They appear mildly comfy.
[Cute_Riolu] > This is disatisfactory. Create ARMS with BED components.
[godskook] >Remove Pillow, >Examine Pillow
[ditto] You do not have the necessary LAB EQUIPMENT, to do so without them would be disatrous and result in death.
[ditto] The PILLOW is limp and lifeless, and seems quite cold. Underneath it is a SMALL SILVER KEY.
[godskook] >Take key, >Hide key from party
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW.
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY
[Dispo] >test lamp's working nature, if working, unplug and take
[godskook] >Ambient Temperature
[ditto] Upon turning the LAMP on, you notice it sheds a PECULIAR PURPLE LIGHT, and something on the DESK appears; the LIGHT makes it impossible to read, however.
[godskook] >Turn off wall switch
[ditto] The ROOM TEMPERATURE is about ROOM TEMPERATURE.
[Dispo] lol
[godskook] >Develop plans for cold fusion with pillow that is clearly not same temperature as room
[ditto] You turn the LIGHTS off, and the PECULIAR PURPLE LIGHT shows a MESSAGE written in some sort of INVISIBLE INK, now visible.
[ditto] Perhaps later.
[Dispo] >read letter
[ditto] The MESSAGE shows but 5 numbers: 07 42 69 94 16
[Dispo] >write numbers on new paper
[Dispo] >enter numbers in safe
[ditto] PAPER? You have no PAPER.
[Dispo] >rue lack of paper
[ditto] You enter the MESSAGE into the SAFE, and it opens with a hiss, revealing a slice of BLACK FOREST CAKE on some FINE CHINA.
[ditto] The LACK OF PAPER has been rued.
[godskook] >loathe lack of cold fusion
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY, MESSAGE (memorized)
[ditto] The LACK OF COLD FUSION has been loathed.
[Dispo] >test cake for traces of lie
[Dispo] (old overused meme is old and overused :D )
[godskook] >Inspect china
[ditto] The BLACK FOREST CAKE is, indeed, a LIE.
[Dispo] >sing Still Alive
[ditto] The FINE CHINA is blue, and quite fine.
[ditto] You do not know what "Still Alive" is, how could you sing it?
[Dispo] >take fine ********
[ditto] The LIE seems to have HINGES on it in the back that were hidden from the point of view, and it seems to be made of a hollow plastic.
[godskook] What good is china that's less than 6inches across?
[ditto] There are no FINE ******** here.
[Dispo] >take fine china
[Dispo] >flip lie cake
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY, MESSAGE (memorized), FINE CHINA
[ditto] The LIE moves back and reveals a LARGE GOLDEN KEY.
[godskook] @ditto, is there any diminuitive china?
[ditto] There is not- only the one PLATE upon which the LIE lay.
[godskook] >take 5 golden keys
[ditto] There is but ONE.
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY, MESSAGE (memorized), FINE CHINA, LARGE GOLDEN KEY
[godskook] >Search for 4 calling birds
[ditto] There is only you and your STASH of SWEET LOOT, along with the rest of the ROOM.
[godskook] (was extending previous joke)
[ditto] I know. I know all.
[godskook] >Remove bed
[ditto] Impossible, you are too weak to move the BED a smidge, the foundation is in the CEMENT FLOOR.
[godskook] >remove matress
|<-- Gral_Bot has left irc.gamesurge.net (Read error: EOF from client)
|<-- GralaminShieldheart has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: Change is a fundamental tool to transform things from what they are into what they need to be.)
[ditto] You remove the MATRESS and find the BED FRAME underneath, through which you can see the FLOOR. There is a PIECE OF PAPER on the FLOOR.
[godskook] >Take Paper
[godskook] >Take Floor
|<-- AgentPaper has left irc.gamesurge.net (Ping timeout)
[Dispo] >take life
[godskook] >Destroy Matress
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY, MESSAGE (memorized), FINE CHINA, LARGE GOLDEN KEY, PIECE OF PAPER
[ditto] You cannot take the FLOOR.
[ditto] The MATRESS is quite springy and hard to tear.
[godskook] Why? Holding out for its one true love?
[ditto] There are no LIVES to take.
[ditto] To which>
[godskook] The floor
[ditto] Yes, it it. It's LOVER, the HARDWOOD in the FOYER, will kill you if you take it, you must not risk this.
[ditto] You wonder why you are so crazy as to think FLOORs can love.
[ditto] You notice some WRITING upon the PIECE OF PAPER.
[godskook] >Read paper
[godskook] >Grumble about emotionless floors
[ditto] The PAPER reads: "I don't have much time to explain, but use the key under the BED to open the DRAWER, from there you should be able to escape. I feel I will be killed getting out after placing this, but it will be worth it to know you, my FRIEND, will live. Godspeed."
[Dispo] you! black emperor
[ditto] Hmm?
[godskook] >Open drawer
[ditto] The DRAWER is LOCKED.
[godskook] >Unlock drawer
[ditto] You have two KEYS.
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, SMALL SILVER KEY, MESSAGE (memorized), FINE CHINA, LARGE GOLDEN KEY, PAPER
[godskook] >Try gold key
[ditto] The LARGE GOLDEN KEY is much too large for this LOCK, obviously.
[Dispo] (Godspeed you! black emperor is a band (: )
[ditto] Ah
[godskook] >Try Silver Key
[godskook] >Grumble about calling birds
[ditto] The SMALL SILVER KEY is a much better fit- custom, you might even say. A better LOCK and KEY combination there has never been! The LOCK clicks open with an AUDIBLE CLICK.
[ditto] No one is around to hear you.
[godskook] >Open Drawer
[godskook] >Inspect contents
[ditto] The DRAWER opens.
[Dispo] >look inside drawer
[ditto] The CONTENTS are quite bare- just a NOTEBOOK that looks like most of its PAGES have been ripped out.
[godskook] >Read Notebook
[ditto] There are but two PAGES left. One says "Turn the LIGHTS off and the LAMP on." And the second says "The CAKE is a LIE."
[godskook] >Lights off, >Lamp On, >Cake Lie
[ditto] The LIGHTS are shut off, throwing the ROOM into DARKNESS. You wish you had turned the LAMP on first. You stumble around and manage to turn the LAMP on which shows you the MESSAGE that you've already seen.
[ditto] You already know the CAKE is a LIE.
|<-- Emerald has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: I can piss on Calais from Dover)
[godskook] >Inspect Notebook
[ditto] It appears to be small and black, with only two PAGES inside, and spiral-bound. The PECULIAR PURPLE LIGHT is quite disconcerting.
[godskook] >Search for other hidden messages, possibly in notebook
[godskook] >attack darkness
[ditto] Inventory: PILLOW, MESSAGE (07 42 69 94 16), FINE CHINA, LARGE GOLDEN KEY, PAPER
[ditto] The DARKNESS is too powerful to attack without some sort of WEAPON.
[ditto] There are no other hidden MESSAGES you can find.
[godskook] >Light on, >Lamp off
[godskook] >Try golden key on door
[ditto] The LIGHTS have been turned on and the LAMP has been turned off.
[ditto] The LARGE GOLDEN KEY seems to fit the DOOR even better than the SMALL SILVER KEY and the DRAWER! You didn't think that was possible! It slides in smoothly and beautifully.
[godskook] >giggity
[ditto] awjea
[godskook] >Open door
[ditto] The DOOR opens, and you are greeted by a BRIGHT LIGHT.
[ditto] Ending Inventory: PILLOW, MESSAGE (07 42 69 94 16), FINE CHINA, PAPER
[ditto] I've gotta go to sleep
[ditto] I'll see if I can do another later though.
[godskook] >ditto sleep
[ditto] Thank you for taking part in this APERTURE SCIENCE EXPERIMENT.
[ditto] There will be cake.
Status:
Participants: godskook, Dispo, Cute_Riolu, GralaminShieldheart
Inventory: PILLOW, MESSAGE (07 42 69 94 16), FINE CHINA, PAPER
Thanks to: godskook and Dispo for logs.
If you want to participate, join the IRC! I may also be doing a forum-hosted one later. So, thoughts, etc.?