Best One Liner Ever?

[Drakevarg]

Simple question. In your opinion, what is the coolest one-liner ever uttered? (Oh yeah, and discussing them might be a good idea as well so's this doesn't get locked for irrelevency.)

To start things off, here's my pick:

"This army." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_BK-kuQ-Fo)

[GenericGuy]

I don’t know if this is a one liner, but it is one of my favorite comebacks in all of fiction

Batman Beyond (paraphrased)

Powers: Who are you?
Terry: You killed my father!
Powers:(pause) Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?:smallamused:

[Hawkfrost000]

i see you have skittlles in your mouth, can i taste the rainbow? :smalltongue:

pure cheese but still good.

DM

[tribble]

Same old tricks. dont you people ever LEARN?!

Your hands. My perspective.

Good, Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

[TSGames]

Good, Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.
I second this for best one liner.

Also, some runner-ups:

"It's good to be the king!" - Ash, Army of Darkness
"Well maybe not every last syllable, but basically I said em yeah. .."
Ash, Army of Darkness
and
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." - Leslie Nielsen, Airplane!

Tribute to OOTs:
"I am a sexy, shoeless god of war!" - Belkar, OOts

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader, "Star Wars"
"You have failed me for the last time." - Darth Vader, "Star Wars"

(You should know where this one is from)
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" - Kamina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-T4g86KkNg), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

[Haruki-kun]

First one that comes to mind is Gone with the Wind's "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." This mostly because my dad used to quote it. All the time. In English, too.

[Tavar]

Can you please source your quotes?

[Innis Cabal]

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."
-Cool Hand Luke.

[TSGames]

Can you please source your quotes?
*grumble*

OK, I thought they were all pretty obvious, but I'll update the post.

Also, here's one, it's not exactly a one-liner, but it's a pretty infamous one-line:
"ENGLISH MOTHER****ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT" and "SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!"- Samuel Jackson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs), Pulp Fiction. It also appeared in The Boondocks.

All caps because he is, in fact, shouting.

[shadow_archmagi]

pretty much any line in The Princess Bride.

[drakir_nosslin]

This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso) That is all :smallcool:.

You may now proceed to post inferior one liners.

[pffh]

I ain't got time to bleed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7E0HyyNpAs)

[Eloel]

"You shall not pass!" - Some old guy with a stick.

[turkishproverb]

"When someone asks if you're a god, you says YES!" -Winston Zeddemore.

[JediSoth]

"Didn't any of you ever WATCH the show?" - Guy

*Tech Seargent Chen opens the shuttle hatch on an unexplored planet*
Guy:"HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!" *holds breath*

Both from Galaxy Quest, from Guy Fleegman, the Genre-Savvy Extra who thought he was a Red Shirt, only to find out later he was Plucky Comic Relief instead.

[The Glyphstone]

"Didn't any of you ever WATCH the show?" - Guy

*Tech Seargent Chen opens the shuttle hatch on an unexplored planet*
Guy:"HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!" *holds breath*

Both from Galaxy Quest, from Guy Fleegman, the Genre-Savvy Extra who thought he was a Red Shirt, only to find out later he was Plucky Comic Relief instead.

Don't forget "Oooh, that's just not right!". Guy had the best lines.

[Talyn]

I'm going to second:

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

[truemane]

I'll put up just about every single line in Anchorman. I don't think I've ever seen such a relentlessly quotable film.

But for mine, here are a few from less-well recognized sources:

"Ain't that always the way? Elevator music. Brother in a kilt. And a lady with a nickel-plated nine."
-Samuel L. Jackson, Formula 51

"There's nothing wrong with prayer. We knew this firefighter, this trooper, who always caried a bible next to his heart. We used to mock him, but that bible stopped a bullet. Hand of God, that bible stopped a bullet, would of ruined that mother's heart. And had he had another bible in front of his face, that man would be alive today."
-Delroy Lindo, Heist

Man, now that I'm thinking of it, Heist (anything by David Mamet, actually) has SO many...

Bergman: "Don't you want to hear my last words?"
Joe: "I just did." (BANG!)

Joe: "No one lives forever."
Fran: "Frank Sinatra gave it a shot."

Joe: "Makes the world go round."
Bobby: "What's that?"
Joe: "Gold."
Bobby: "Some say love."
Joe: "They're right too. Love of gold."

Sorry. Those aren't one-liners, but MAN they're good.

[The Glyphstone]

"Dodge this." - Trinity, The Matrix


"Consider this a divorce." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rziE39JWfs) - Ahnold, Total Recall

"I'll be back." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTx9WMsxLLM) - Ahnold, Terminator saga.


Really, Schwarznegger is the king of one-liners - that and dour grimaces are his two primary film marketables.

[Parra]

Remember when I said I would kill you last? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd1kzNBt4f4)

[Dr.Epic]

To start things off, here's my pick:

"This army." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_BK-kuQ-Fo)

Yeah, that line kicked ass!

"This is SPARTA!" (If you don't know what film I pity you).

From the Incredible Hulk: "HULK SMASH!"

From Tropic Thunder (yeah, I know it's a dumb movie, but just hearing Iron Man say): "I'm a lead farmer ************!"

[Ichneumon]

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

Khan, Star Trek II- Wrath of Khan

[Dr.Epic]

Really, Schwarznegger is the king of one-liners - that and dour grimaces are his two primary film marketables.

Only if you overlook this film. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I)

[The Big Dice]

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

Khan, Star Trek II- Wrath of Khan

That one is actually from Moby ****. As is Khan's line about "He tasks me and I shall have him. I shall chase him round Perdition's Flames..." and so on. There's more, too. Wrath of Khan is pretty much Moby **** meets Star Trek.

[TSGames]

@^I think it's hilarious that the forum auto-censors one our classic pieces of literature, Moby ****.

This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso) That is all :smallcool:.

You may now proceed to post inferior one liners.

I forgot just how awesome that movie is. In the same vein:

"Either put on these glasses, or start eating that trash can." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCdtrOy_H0g)

[grolim]

If you value your lives, be somewhere else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFvkgfBXHPA&feature=related


Also from B5.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8oF0i5nvPI

[Asthix]

Good, Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.I second this for best one liner.

Really this is in the top three of all time. (and now thirded!)

Although I've always been a fan of Bruce Willis one liners.

"I guess you won't be attending that hat convention in July!" is the most delicious to me. Go Hudson Hawk!

[The Glyphstone]

Only if you overlook this film. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I)

What? Freeze's one-liners were the best parts of that movie.

Two words. Bat. Nipples.

[shiram]

Only if you overlook this film. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I)

Ahnold has no really good one liners in Raw Deal either... the only one i can think of is this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK8mOxKhuBA

[EvilSun]

42

Best one-liner ever.

[Joran]

Technically, wouldn't a one-liner only require one line, without any other lines needed for context? I see many so-called one-liners which have several lines of dialogue. (This is for discussion so we don't get locked).

The Masters of the One-Liner:

James Bond
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Any others I'm missing?

[Drakevarg]

Technically, wouldn't a one-liner only require one line, without any other lines needed for context? I see many so-called one-liners which have several lines of dialogue. (This is for discussion so we don't get locked).

I would argue that it's permissible to include the line of dialogue that the one-liner is responding to for context, but multiple lines of dialogue is cheating.

Alternatively, just post the line by itself and link to the scene.

[Joran]

I would argue that it's permissible to include the line of dialogue that the one-liner is responding to for context, but multiple lines of dialogue is cheating.

Alternatively, just post the line by itself and link to the scene.

Is there also a maximum length? I'm thinking of the:

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" line from Dirty Harry. A lot of the awesome tied to the quote is from the build up:

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

I say this wouldn't qualify as a one-liner, because it's too long.

[cho_j]

I have a special place in my heart for "I'm embarrassing, who's the dupe on the floor?" from Saffron in the Firefly episode Trash. But I will admit there are many better ones out there... I just love her delivery and how much it says about her in context.

[An Enemy Spy]

I second this for best one liner.

Also, some runner-ups:

"It's good to be the king!" - Ash, Army of Darkness
"Well maybe not every last syllable, but basically I said em yeah. .."
Ash, Army of Darkness
and
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." - Leslie Nielsen, Airplane!

Tribute to OOTs:
"I am a sexy, shoeless god of war!" - Belkar, OOts

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader, "Star Wars"
"You have failed me for the last time." - Darth Vader, "Star Wars"

(You should know where this one is from)
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" - Kamina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-T4g86KkNg), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Why should I know where this one is from? Does absolutely everybody watch that show?

[drakir_nosslin]

Does absolutely everybody watch that show?

Yes.

Or at least they should. That is how awesome it is.

[Thrawn183]

I've watched it and I still can't remember that quote.

[Derthric]

My personal favorite comes from Harrison Ford's President Marshal in Air Force One

"Get off my plane!"

Its cheese galore.

[Liffguard]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAeqVGP-GPM)

[Brother Oni]

Technically a one liner, but it needs the build up:

From the otherwise forgettable Blade 3:

*Hannibal King sees a vampire shih-tzu run up and and stare at him hungrily*
"Oh **** me."
*A pair of vampire dobermans run up and flank the shih tzu, also staring at him hungrily*
"Oh **** me sideways."

[KerfuffleMach2]

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads." - Back to the Future.
Love that line.

[smellie_hippie]

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Twould be a pity to damage yours." -Wesley, The Princess Bride

"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave." -Hal, 2001

[thompur]

From the Warner Bros. short HARE BRUSH:
Elmer Fudd: "I may be a scwewy wabbit, but I'm not going to Alcatwaz!"

The greatest closing line in history.

[leakingpen]

"Its Battery Acid MotherF-----" IT. (really, only good in context. but i cheered it as a kid. )

[Mr. Filcher]

"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?" --Tombstone

"Always remember: nobody likes you!" --Brain Donors

"You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave." --Animal Crackers

"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are." --The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension

[Dienekes]

"You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave." --Animal Crackers

More from the master.

A man is only as old as the women he feels.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

[TSGames]

I've watched it and I still can't remember that quote.
(0.0)
You should consult a doctor. ;)

Here's some more runner-up one-liners from Futurama:

"Cheese it!" - Bender
"Bite my shiny, metal ass!" - Bender
"Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?" - Bender

"You win again, gravity." -Zap Branigan
"Kiff, I have made it with a woman, inform the men." - Zap Branigan

"Huhwuh?" - The Professor
"Good news! It's a suppository!" - The Professor

"What'sa matter, red? Ya scarred? You're in my stabbin' space. Ah-ha!" - Roberto

"Change places!" - Madhatter bot

"I, the big brain, am winning again! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" -The big brain

"Aroo..." - Nixon
"I'm meeting you half way, hippies!" - Nixon
(not a one liner, but a great quote)
"Computers may be twice as fast they were in 1973, but your average voter is just as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one's who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, CRAZY over the years. And once I've swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll sneak into people's houses, and WRECK UP THE PLACE! MWAHAHAHA" - Nixon

"My only regret is that I have Boneitis." - Fry's mentor, as he dies of the Boneitis he forgot to cure.

A two-liner, but still pretty good: The professor while on the phone.
"To shreds you say...How's his wife holding up? To shreds, you say."

[streakster]

I the hell am Harry. - Harry Dresden.

Kincaid, BOLSHEVIK MUPPET! - Harry Dresden


Really, that series is just packed with them.

[Kislath]

Movie-- Waterworld
Character- The poor guy who is forced to live on a tiny raft in the tanker's hold and sees that he is about to die a horrible, firey death
Line-- Oh, Thank God.

[TSGames]

Movie-- Waterworld
Character- The poor guy who is forced to live on a tiny raft in the tanker's hold and sees that he is about to die a horrible, firey death
Line-- Oh, Thank God.
Yes, that is good line.

You've just reminded me of another one:

"Two men enter, one man leave." - Mad Max and the Thunderdome

[Britter]

One of my favorties, from Unforgiven. The first line is of course the setup.


Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend

[Dr.Epic]

Two words. Bat. Nipples.

Bat Credit Card. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMz5RskYHc)

[Brewdude]

"I think we need some more FBI guys" - Die Hard.

[GrlumpTheElder]

Garbage Day! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k)

[Asthix]

Wow. That's hard to top, Grlump.

My favorite line from Futurama will always be Hermes:

"What are you hacking off? Is it my torso!? It is! My precious torso!"

[KerfuffleMach2]

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

That movie has a bunch, too.

[Mikeavelli]

I would like to submit Everything the Question has ever said. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDBxlOfJnoQ)

The best of the bunch include a bunch of one-liners while he's being tortured for information. He tells them everything he knows, including...

"Fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay. It does, however, render teeth detectable by spy satellite."

"The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called Aglets, their true purpose is sinister."

"There was a magic bulllet, it was forged by illuminati mystics in an effort to prevent us from learning the truth!"

[shiram]

Under The Question's fedora is a tiny tin foil hat.

[Brewdude]

"Now that a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."
"I just realized. This is pure snow. Do you realize what the street value of this mountain is?"

--Better off Dead

[blackjack217]

"I'm a notorious liar" - Joker

[cdstephens]

pretty much any line in The Princess Bride.

This times ten.

[Octopus Jack]

"I'ma get medieval on your ass." And almost anything else from Pulp Fiction

[TSGames]

"I'ma get medieval on your ass." And almost anything else from Pulp Fiction
Most definitely. A lot of the really good lines are too long to be one liners though.

i.e. the 'Royal with Cheese' dialog, and almost anything said by Samuel Jackson: "Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved." or the short speech Marselles Wallace gave, "You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic mother****ers. Mother****ers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't."

The Wolf has decently quotable, but easy to miss, one-liner "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

[ninjalemur]

Gibson: Happy goat-f*****g Mr. Rictus
Rictus: I don't f*** goats, Mr Gibson. I make love to them.

Great villain line from Wanted

And from the Princess Bride

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

[Betropper]

"He is only mostly dead" -Princess Bride
*fires arrow* "His leg was twitching." "That's because I'm sitting on his nervous system!" -LotR the Twin Towers.

[The Glyphstone]

Pendantic: The second line is "He was twitching... because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!":smallbiggrin:


Since Princess Bride quotes have begun:

"I'm not left-handed."

[LadyMeyers]

"Let's go get pancakes" --R.E.D.

[darbythegambler]

"OF COURSE!" -Raul Julia as M. Bison

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me... it was Tuesday." -same person in the same film

yeah the movie wasn't all that good (generous understatement), but Raul did play a decent psycho dictator

[Amiel]

I'll be Bach.

[Jimorian]

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." -- Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales.

You could do Clint Eastwood lines all day long, too.

[Fiery Diamond]

"What part of 'I'm not a god' do you not understand?!" -Pewter, Earth Djinni and servant to the tree spirit Laurel, in response to Prince Amiti's rejection of Laurel's claim not to be divine. From the game Golden Sun: Dark Dawn.

[Marillion]

"I did not know that I was so empty, to be so full."

"We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream."

"I think I understand, but I'm sure I don't"

"I always say perserverance is nine-tenths of any art--not that it's much help to be nine-tenths an artist, of course."

All from The Last Unicorn.

[Tazar]

"Your assurances leave me cold" and "SSSINNNDDRRIIIIII!!!" rank up there for me.

[thompur]

"RAY! If someone asks if you're a god, say YES!" - Ghostbusters

"And don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven...because it hasn't!" -Bugs Bunny in Hare Raising Hare

Of course there are hundreds from Monty Python.

[TSGames]

Of course there are hundreds from Monty Python.
Now you've gone and opened Pandora's box.

"Nih." -Knights who say 'Nih' from Monte Python and the Holy Grail.

"SHUT UP! Shut up, you Americans, you always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and you say, 'Let me tell ya something' and 'I just want to say this' well you're dead now, so SHUT UP!" - Death in Monte Python and the Meaning of Life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBTsMJ4jNk).

[Fifty-Eyed Fred]

Any line in The Room.

[Tazar]

Any line in The Room.

Lisa, you're tearing me apart!

[CarpeGuitarrem]

"Bang." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrFLad61rOA) from Cowboy Bebop (MAJOR spoilers in the video, btw)

[Edge]

"Progress is like a herd of pigs. The herd brings many benefits, but no one should wonder at all the ****." - Zoltan Chivay.

The Witcher books and video game have plenty of great lines, but most of them are too long to even be considered as one-liners. Heck, this one I posted probably is. Still.

[grimbold]

'you gave the fish mouth to mouth did you?"
upon my friend explaining to me a really stupid dream about a drowning fish

[Thialfi]

It was just an okay film, but I believe Liam Neeson uttered the best one liner ever in Taken.

You don't remember me? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you.

[Marillion]

Pharaoh is in the building! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51f9uEYGeKw)

[DwarvenExodus]

I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!

--Light Yagami, Death Note

[The Succubus]

The scene: A severely battered man enters a shed and converts his arm into a chainsaw. He slices the barrels off a shotgun before twirling it around and placing it in a holster on his back. The camera zooms in towards his face - an expression of determination mixed with constipation. He speaks just one word:


GROOVY


Ash - Evil Dead 2

[Jera]

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/aca98e4e-2c4b-4343-8c30-25322c64289b.png

[Kato]

"Bang." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrFLad61rOA) from Cowboy Bebop (MAJOR spoilers in the video, btw)

Quoted for if not THE one of the best 'awesomeness per letter' ratios.
Since we're at anime, TTGL has a lot of good lines, I guess the already mentioned 'Who the hell yo you think I am?!' is at the top, but things like 'Let me see you clench those teeth!' or 'This is a drill!' are also top-notch.


On another matter... I was thinking of Pterry lines, but he mostly does deep ytuff you can't put in single lines (mostly, or my memory just sucks)
One line, though....
This!IS!Not!MY!COW!

[Makensha]

"I'll die before I help you!"
"Don't be so boring. Everyone who says that dies."

[turkishproverb]

"That's it. This chick is Toast!"

"Nobody Steps on a church in my Town!"


"Only a Moron would come back now and choose New York City."

[Posca]

"I'll be in my bunk" Jayne from Firefly. Best line ever!!

[Nageto004]

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08) is my favorite one.

[Dr.Epic]

"And these are not the hammer...the hammer is my *****."

[olelia]

Dresden Files

Guard: Do you know where you are?

Dresden: Yes, Ground Zero

My personal favorite, even over army of darkness, is from Fire Fly.

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here.

[KerfuffleMach2]

The scene: A severely battered man enters a shed and converts his arm into a chainsaw. He slices the barrels off a shotgun before twirling it around and placing it in a holster on his back. The camera zooms in towards his face - an expression of determination mixed with constipation. He speaks just one word:


GROOVY


Ash - Evil Dead 2

"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

[grimbold]

"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

oh boomsticks

that reminds me of the good old days last year,
when with my friends we played an rpg/wargame with no set rules called boardworld
basically you drew a country on your board and played it out like the game "civiliaztion" sort of.
one of the greatest war advances we ever had was the arrival of boomsticks (guns)

[Eloel]

"I drink your milkshake!"

Do I really need to explain?

[TSGames]

Another good one-liner:

"I'm the juggernaut, BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg)"

[Yora]

I ain't got time to bleed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7E0HyyNpAs)

Oh yeah, that's a good one. :smallbiggrin:

"Your desire to remain as you are is what ultimately limits you." - Ghost in the Shell

[Kobold-Bard]

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****IN' SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER****IN' PLANE!!"

I know it's an appalling line, but first time I saw it I was a bit drunk and actually yelled hell yeah! at the top of my voice, making my mate jump and spill chips all over himself.

Good times.

----------------
"You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell." Lightyear, Buzz; Toy Story (1995)

Buzz rocks :smallcool:

[Dogmantra]

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****IN' SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER****IN' PLANE!!"

I know it's an appalling line, but first time I saw it I was a bit drunk and actually yelled hell yeah! at the top of my voice, making my mate jump and spill chips all over himself.

Good times.

I prefer the TV edit:
"I have had it with these monkey fightin' snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

[TSGames]

I prefer the TV edit:
"I have had it with these monkey fightin' snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"
:)
Yes.

That's almost as good as watching Scarface on TV.

"How you think I get a scar like this from eating pineapple?"

[mangosta71]

"Your husband has demanded that we sleep together." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

"Because I love you. Deep, deep man love." - Topher, Dollhouse

If we're allowed a setup line:
"Do you know what your sin is?"
"Aw hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath." - Serenity

"There could be a mathematical explanation for how bad your tie is." - John Nash, A Beautiful Mind

[Jimorian]

"These peanuts are making me thirsty!"

[king.com]

"Mine are bigger than yours"

Batman
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXqpl3gYgyY)

[Wandiya]

"Ni!"

Or, "'Tis merely a flesh wound!" or "He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy!" Oh Monty Python, the love of my life.:smallbiggrin:

[LOTRfan]

During one supernatural episode, Dean gets hold of a Rabbit's Foot which makes it his lucky day.

I'm Batman. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYVilmnMFpY)

[bloodlover]

Say hello to my little friend - Scarface

[The Big Dice]

During one supernatural episode, Dean gets hold of a Rabbit's Foot which makes it his lucky day.

I'm Batman. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYVilmnMFpY)

Supernatural has some great one liners. BUtmy favourite was in teh Mystery Spot episode.

SAM: I just had the strangest dream.

DEAN: Clowns or midgets?

[CarpeGuitarrem]

"Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." ~ Mal Reynolds

An awesome quote that I forgot about. Firefly is chock-full of 'em.

And for awesome line with a setup...
"This cross sure is heavy!"
"That's because it's full of mercy!"
~ Random bystander and Wolfwood from Trigun

^^ What really makes the awesome here is the context, of course. Well, and the fact that it gets used AGAIN after Wolfwood's death, taking on new meaning when Vash gets the Cross Punisher.

[Jay R]

"Not any time -- only when it's funny!" (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

"It's plain to see you ain't one, neither." (Texas Across the River)

"This is the West. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend." (The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance)

"So is this, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it. " (My Favorite Year)

"I loved you, Charlotte. I still love you. I love you as I love war and drunkenness. I love you as men love all that is worst for them. " (The Three Musketeers - 1948))

But my favorite one-liner of all time is:

"That's not a knoife. That's a knoife. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NHcTM5IA4)"

[Yora]

"Ni!"

Or, "'Tis merely a flesh wound!" or "He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy!" Oh Monty Python, the love of my life.:smallbiggrin:

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
You can really quote 70-80% of all the lines in the entire film.

Though my personal favorite is "Fetchez la vache!" :smallbiggrin:

[Excession]

"The cake is a lie."

Or any of these: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Portal