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TalonDemonKing
2010-12-27, 11:29 AM
I thought I ought to share this with yall.

Meet Yu of the Ra clan (Known as Yura to his allies, to avoid any confusion). Yu is a chaotic good catfolk rogue. He is a very-young, very naive individual who got seperated from his nomatic pride during a brief stop at one of the more busier cities. He, however, doesn't believe he's lost, but instead is being 'Tested', one of his Pride's many rituals that involves letting a young (But certainly older than Yu) catfolk out into the world so that they may bring something (Knowledge, items, etc) back to the Pride to benefit them, as well to grow personally. Yu, however, is an idiot, has a short attention span, and is way too trusting of the world; this is heavy based off of Taokaka from Blazblu, except for being male.

Yu travels with three teammates --

Talon, a Knight who's struggling with his lawful side. He gets motion sick while riding anything, so he prefers to walk.
Joon, a Barbarian also on his vision quest, which had consisted of him nearly freezing to death, then being visited by an albino dragon telling him to go out and 'Eat the strong' so he can become strong himself.
Aegina, a self-styled Valkyrie (Paladin) of Pelor. Her icy personality hides a caring side of her, but she's quick to start fights. She's currently struggling with corruption within the church.

Yu, on Joon's shoulders had consisted of the front, while Talon had taken up the Rear. Aegina was currently away from the group, escorting prisoners back to the surface. Yu picks up the scent of 'Something nice' (Cat-folk can get scent as a feat). Directing the group towards the source of it, they eventually stumble into a bedroom, complete with a single succubus.

Talon's personal Knightly code of honor says to treat -All- women with respect, but none the less hes on guard. Joon, however, has already reached for his Heavy-blade Zwieghander, and is prepping to fight. These two actions, however, confuse Yu.

Such brings about the 'Big-breast' argument, or 'Why succubii arn't inherently evil.'

Joon: "Yura, get off my shoulders and get ready. Whatever you do, don't listen to what she says."
Yu: "Why? Are we going to fight the boobie lady?"
Talon: "We'll probably have to. And thats not a 'boobie lady.' Thats a Succubus; very evil."
Yu pauses for a moment, looking over the Succubus. "Yu doesn't see how she could be evil; she has big boobs."

The succubus hasn't made any movement against the adventures, but her and Yu's two team-mates all give him a strange look.

"Explain?" -Talon
"She has big boobies!"
"....And that makes her not evil?"
"Yup."
"How does that even make sense, kitten?" - Joon
"She has big boobies! And bigger boobies means more milk! And milk is key to nourishing life! Therefore, the bigger the boobies, the more milk they contain, therefore the more life she can nourish! And nourishing life is good! And since she has really big boobies, than means shes really good!"

The succubus found this amusing enough to let them pass, only furthering the delusions of Yura.

slaydemons
2010-12-27, 11:45 AM
"Explain?" -Talon
"She has big boobies!"
"....And that makes her not evil?"
"Yup."
"How does that even make sense, kitten?" - Joon
"She has big boobies! And bigger boobies means more milk! And milk is key to nourishing life! Therefore, the bigger the boobies, the more milk they contain, therefore the more life she can nourish! And nourishing life is good! And since she has really big boobies, than means shes really good!"

The succubus found this amusing enough to let them pass, only furthering the delusions of Yura.

that, that right there made me laugh hard. the best conversation on why something isn't evil

Doomboy911
2010-12-27, 12:48 PM
Okay here's my set of characters for a story I'm trying to write. Keep in mind the
setting is without a proper time zone some places run with medieval and some futuristic. (Makes writing easier and interesting).

First we have our leader Jack Trades bard extraordinaire very high leveled prefers to do his fighting miles away with his illusions. If you see him it's probably a fake and if you kill him he's already getting the next clone ready.

Next Deejay the powerful sorceress who despises Jack because Jack thinks he's strong but has yet to be able to kill him.

Mike Jack's friend Urban Soul who acts like a hipster (wears a fedora and vest most of the time) use to be just a monk but found a city he loved and thus took the class to avoid being forced to leave. Is incredibly powerful but only inside the cities where he's almost a superhero in abilities.

Rothgar the once noble knight turned rogue on account of his father being killed by Jack (because they were prejudice only believing humans were good). Who is training to kill Jack while being part of Jack's party reasoning that it'll be easier to find him this way. Won't let anyone kill Jack because he says he's the one to do it. So Jack's killer is always protecting him.

Finally is Grass Blade Jack's servant who was wished up using the ring of three wishes. First got himself the deck of many things than wished the first card he'd draw was the one that gets him a fighter than after finding out he was only level four and couldn't level up wishes that he could which gives him sentience when some asked what his name was Jack saw some grass and called him Grass Blade. Grass Rothgar and Mike all work with Jack Deejay in their attempt to find some decent adventures.

They also fight alot

An example

Deejay is trying to kill Jack and he runs behind some rocks.
Deejay destroys the rocks but Jack isn't there he pops up behind another rock and says "Ha you missed" a bolt heads out to hit him passing through him "Still missed" from another rock that one gets destroyed "dimension door" she looks around and sees Jack falling from the sky towards her

Two miles away in a tavern Jack is eating some cereal while looking into a crystal ball "Okay twenty platinum pieces says it takes another twelve copies to figure it out"
"Your on"

Maxios
2010-12-27, 01:01 PM
Maxios-My character. A Lawful Good, ex-city guard, fighter
Cadderly: The cleric. Yes, he was named after a Drizz't Character.
Entreri: The rogue, only because there isn't a D&D Essenentials Assasin class. Again, named after a Drizz't character.
Croix: The wizard.
Bax: A moronic fighter, the story will focus on him

We're running a homebrewed version of the Keep of the Borderlands. The party is hired to defeat two Giant Spiders.
Maxios decides it'd be a good idea to take the Spider's heads as proof, so we go back to the tavern (the barkeep was our employer), and Bax lifts up the Spider Heads to show to the Barkeep.
The DM decides that the Barkeep is afraid of spiders, and passes out. While the rest of the party attempts to wait the Barkeep up, Bax nails the spider heads on the wall, as a trophy.
The Barkeep wakes up, thanks the party for getting rid of the spider heads, proceeds to see the Spider Heads on the wall, and passes out.
Bax proceeds to throw the Spider Heads out the window, into a street filled with kids playing tag.

slaydemons
2010-12-27, 01:13 PM
Two miles away in a tavern Jack is eating some cereal while looking into a crystal ball "Okay twenty platinum pieces says it takes another twelve copies to figure it out"
"Your on"

Can i sig this just because of i laughed harder then i did with the disscussion of evil?

Doomboy911
2010-12-27, 01:23 PM
Just give them a link to the forum and me and go right ahead.