TalonDemonKing
2010-12-27, 11:29 AM
I thought I ought to share this with yall.
Meet Yu of the Ra clan (Known as Yura to his allies, to avoid any confusion). Yu is a chaotic good catfolk rogue. He is a very-young, very naive individual who got seperated from his nomatic pride during a brief stop at one of the more busier cities. He, however, doesn't believe he's lost, but instead is being 'Tested', one of his Pride's many rituals that involves letting a young (But certainly older than Yu) catfolk out into the world so that they may bring something (Knowledge, items, etc) back to the Pride to benefit them, as well to grow personally. Yu, however, is an idiot, has a short attention span, and is way too trusting of the world; this is heavy based off of Taokaka from Blazblu, except for being male.
Yu travels with three teammates --
Talon, a Knight who's struggling with his lawful side. He gets motion sick while riding anything, so he prefers to walk.
Joon, a Barbarian also on his vision quest, which had consisted of him nearly freezing to death, then being visited by an albino dragon telling him to go out and 'Eat the strong' so he can become strong himself.
Aegina, a self-styled Valkyrie (Paladin) of Pelor. Her icy personality hides a caring side of her, but she's quick to start fights. She's currently struggling with corruption within the church.
Yu, on Joon's shoulders had consisted of the front, while Talon had taken up the Rear. Aegina was currently away from the group, escorting prisoners back to the surface. Yu picks up the scent of 'Something nice' (Cat-folk can get scent as a feat). Directing the group towards the source of it, they eventually stumble into a bedroom, complete with a single succubus.
Talon's personal Knightly code of honor says to treat -All- women with respect, but none the less hes on guard. Joon, however, has already reached for his Heavy-blade Zwieghander, and is prepping to fight. These two actions, however, confuse Yu.
Such brings about the 'Big-breast' argument, or 'Why succubii arn't inherently evil.'
Joon: "Yura, get off my shoulders and get ready. Whatever you do, don't listen to what she says."
Yu: "Why? Are we going to fight the boobie lady?"
Talon: "We'll probably have to. And thats not a 'boobie lady.' Thats a Succubus; very evil."
Yu pauses for a moment, looking over the Succubus. "Yu doesn't see how she could be evil; she has big boobs."
The succubus hasn't made any movement against the adventures, but her and Yu's two team-mates all give him a strange look.
"Explain?" -Talon
"She has big boobies!"
"....And that makes her not evil?"
"Yup."
"How does that even make sense, kitten?" - Joon
"She has big boobies! And bigger boobies means more milk! And milk is key to nourishing life! Therefore, the bigger the boobies, the more milk they contain, therefore the more life she can nourish! And nourishing life is good! And since she has really big boobies, than means shes really good!"
The succubus found this amusing enough to let them pass, only furthering the delusions of Yura.
Meet Yu of the Ra clan (Known as Yura to his allies, to avoid any confusion). Yu is a chaotic good catfolk rogue. He is a very-young, very naive individual who got seperated from his nomatic pride during a brief stop at one of the more busier cities. He, however, doesn't believe he's lost, but instead is being 'Tested', one of his Pride's many rituals that involves letting a young (But certainly older than Yu) catfolk out into the world so that they may bring something (Knowledge, items, etc) back to the Pride to benefit them, as well to grow personally. Yu, however, is an idiot, has a short attention span, and is way too trusting of the world; this is heavy based off of Taokaka from Blazblu, except for being male.
Yu travels with three teammates --
Talon, a Knight who's struggling with his lawful side. He gets motion sick while riding anything, so he prefers to walk.
Joon, a Barbarian also on his vision quest, which had consisted of him nearly freezing to death, then being visited by an albino dragon telling him to go out and 'Eat the strong' so he can become strong himself.
Aegina, a self-styled Valkyrie (Paladin) of Pelor. Her icy personality hides a caring side of her, but she's quick to start fights. She's currently struggling with corruption within the church.
Yu, on Joon's shoulders had consisted of the front, while Talon had taken up the Rear. Aegina was currently away from the group, escorting prisoners back to the surface. Yu picks up the scent of 'Something nice' (Cat-folk can get scent as a feat). Directing the group towards the source of it, they eventually stumble into a bedroom, complete with a single succubus.
Talon's personal Knightly code of honor says to treat -All- women with respect, but none the less hes on guard. Joon, however, has already reached for his Heavy-blade Zwieghander, and is prepping to fight. These two actions, however, confuse Yu.
Such brings about the 'Big-breast' argument, or 'Why succubii arn't inherently evil.'
Joon: "Yura, get off my shoulders and get ready. Whatever you do, don't listen to what she says."
Yu: "Why? Are we going to fight the boobie lady?"
Talon: "We'll probably have to. And thats not a 'boobie lady.' Thats a Succubus; very evil."
Yu pauses for a moment, looking over the Succubus. "Yu doesn't see how she could be evil; she has big boobs."
The succubus hasn't made any movement against the adventures, but her and Yu's two team-mates all give him a strange look.
"Explain?" -Talon
"She has big boobies!"
"....And that makes her not evil?"
"Yup."
"How does that even make sense, kitten?" - Joon
"She has big boobies! And bigger boobies means more milk! And milk is key to nourishing life! Therefore, the bigger the boobies, the more milk they contain, therefore the more life she can nourish! And nourishing life is good! And since she has really big boobies, than means shes really good!"
The succubus found this amusing enough to let them pass, only furthering the delusions of Yura.