Sneaks Milk Bar

[Hoseki]

The Tarrasque wanders in. "Ooo, ooo! Discontinuity! Whee!"

[Saithis Bladewing]

Good to see you too, Kyrian? o.O

[Lykan]

((Ahh, well. At least Lykan's still here to cause chaos. No matter what class he takes, "Spawning Chaos" is always a class skill.))

Xiagu looks up at the piece of paper to see what it says while Zetrax sits down and watches.


I prepared explosive runes this morning.

The back of the dragon and Xiagu are both hit by a explosion of force

Y'know, you ruined what could have been a REALLY funny moment.

He shakes his head, grinning anyway. He then spots the dragon mistress

Nethy!

[Sneak]

Sneak rushes into the room, trenchcoat flying behind him. "Screw continuity! This is much more important!" He grins and whips out a camera. "I heard there was a sighting of a rare Sai-beast somewhere in the vicinity..let us observe it in its natural habitat!"

[Xiagu]

((Oh yes, I remember now... ...you always did "enlarge" the doorway))

After being singed slightly by Lykan's explosive runes, Xiagu notices the enlarged doorway.

"'lo Nethy. Or Saithis. Depending on if you've re-identity-crisised yourself or not," says Xiagu to Saithis. Nethelrie. Whatever.

Zetrax continues watching, silent.

[Saithis Bladewing]

Nethelyrie's sensitive nose caught the familiar scent of an explosion timed with the loud BOOM! that shook the walls. "Ah, it really is good to be home. Insanity truly reigns."

She frowned at Xiagu. "My name is Nethelyrie, not Saithis. Please do not confuse the two, I do not and never have taken the name Saithis. It was merely a confusion by the part of troublesome software. Oh, and hello Lord Sneak, it is good to see you alive and well after all this time."

[Sneak]

Sneak gasps and pushes the camera in front of his face, taking the pictures. "Wow! My daddy sure will be glad to see this picture! I think he used to work with the Sai-beast when he was younger and not senile!"

[Lykan]

Lykan grins

I'm gonna put more of these on "All employees must wash their hand before going back to work" sign.

He runs into the bathroom

[Saithis Bladewing]

One eye shifted curiously as she looked down at Sneak, realising he was taking pictures of her. Blinking for a moment, she tilted her head quizzically. "What're you looking at, two-eyes?!"

[Xiagu]

"Right. Nethelyrie." says Xiagu, ignoring any discontinuity caused elsewhere.

[Sneak]

"Two-eyes?" He laughs as a third eye appears in the center of his face. "What do you mean, Bad-Vision?"

[Saithis Bladewing]

She snorted at the catlike figure, a small cloud of smoke appearing about her head in the act. "I'm so going to step on you one of these days."

[Lykan]

Lykan comes out again, then dives behind the counter

Nah... That's not as funny.

[Sneak]

"Well, if that happens, let me know." He walks up to the bar and sprawls out on a chair.

[Hoseki]

Ter'cran sighs. "I feel so alone, despite being surrounded by crazy people..." It sits down in a corner.

[Saithis Bladewing]

Suddenly, Nethelyrie reared up onto her back legs, horns scratching up against the roof of the Milk Bar. "Attention, puny mortals and mighty catgods, I have a declaration of utmost import that you all must heed! Your entire lives could depend on this statement!"

[Hoseki]

Tec looks up. "Oh, oh! Whatisitwhatisitwhatisit?"

[Sneak]

Sneak shrugs. "Whatever." He walks out.

[Xiagu]

"Really. I doubt that." says Zetrax, his first words since entering.

[Lykan]

Lykan walks over to Nethy as she rears and rubs her tummy

Aww... Lookit the giant psychotic monster!

[Kyrian]

The dragon continues to wait patiently for llama to return.

[Saithis Bladewing]

Nethelyrie snorts irritably, spreading her wings (and knocking over a few more pieces of furniture and lamps in the process) in dramatic flair. "Heathens, you believe not the import here! You speak of deception, you play games with me as if I am a mere pet! Perhaps you are not worthy of the worthwhile information I am prepared to part with in exchange for YOUR safeties."

[Kyrian]

Hey look, Nethelyrie is back. Kyrian enters the bar.

[Hoseki]

"No, no! Telltelltell!" begs Terc'ran.

[Xiagu]

"Oooh- that's not gonna be pretty" says Xiagu as he looks at Lykan rubbing Nethy's tummy.

[Lykan]

*waits for a response*

[Sneak]

Sneak walks back in carrying a cocktail with a little umbrella in it. A Molotov cocktail, to be precise. "Did I miss anything important?"

[Saithis Bladewing]

"Back, Kyrian? No, I never left you silly boy. This bar is a temporal distortion of continuity error; I haven't left yet, therefore I can stand here. Also..."

Balancing on one foot, she swiftly thrust her other leg out, attempting to punt the annoying lycanthrope.

[Kyrian]

Whatever. If I actually understood/cared of continuity, I would never have traveled back in time to this Town.

[Lykan]

Lykan bends backwards, plants his hands in the ground and swings his entire bodyweight into the standing leg.

[Saithis Bladewing]

Nethelyrie blinked as the lycanthrope practically bounced off her leg, her perfect balance not disturbed in the slightest. "Oh COME on...you weigh how much? Not nearly enough. Pfft. I've got gods know how much strength, and with 90 HD you think I never took some points in Balance? I'm disappointed in you Lykan, I thought you'd know better. Anyway, this important information...I was going to share it with you, but it seems you're all too stuck in your own ways to care. I'll just let this town rot then..."

[Lykan]

Lykan rubs his foot

Ow.

[Kyrian]

Is the information shiny? Can I push it, like a button? *Poing*

((Ref. cookie avaliable...))

[Xiagu]

"90 HD? You're getting old, Nethy," says Xiagu.

[Saithis Bladewing]

"Of course I am Xiagu, though only 50 of that is in Dragon..." She grinned, proud of her age. "As for this information, no it is not pushable, it is a vital clue to a dangerous threat that is attempting to destroy the Town once and for all, one that nobody can conquer, one that fear itself quakes before!."

[Xiagu]

"Could it be the amount of hoard you've devoured in you sleep?"

[Saithis Bladewing]

"What? No, what relevance would THAT ever have to the Town's safety? Don't be stupid."

[Xiagu]

"Alright, fine. What, then?" Zetrax asks.

[Kyrian]

Me? Is it me? Because I've seen fear before, and it was definetly quaking before me.

[Saithis Bladewing]

She rolled her eyes irritably. "No, you stupid little ape. It is not YOU. Now, can I tell you in confidence that I will be taken seriously or are you just going to ramble on all day? And I trust you will all take heed of my words and their utmost importance?"

[Kyrian]

Nethy....I've always taken you seriously.

[Xiagu]

"Just spit it out, Nethy!" says Xiagu, somewhat annoyed.

[Saithis Bladewing]

Nethelyrie rolled her eyes dramatically and fell back down to four legs. "Oh, now I KNOW you are lying... Anyway, the important fact that you need to know is that I like pie. I hope you've all learned from this experience. Unfortunately, I must descend into slumber."

Grinning, she metamorphed into humanoid form, leapt upon the conveninently placed llama and proceeded to fall asleep, snoring loudly.

[Xiagu]

"Yes, we've learned not to be too enthusiastic about whatever you say." Xiagu rolls his eyes.

He yawns, turns into a squirrel for old times' sake, and curls up on the floor to sleep.

Zetrax watches amusedly, then settles down to sleep himself. As his head nods against a nearby chair, his headband is dislodged, revealing a closed third eye.

((Aah, just reading those old pages bring back memories...))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*after feigning unconsciousness for a few hours and seeing that the dragon still hasn't left. The llama writes "The dragon's arch nemesis" in the will.*

"Huh?? is that a terrasque? How did it get here?" *The llama sneaks around the table and tries to hide behind the sleeping CR 20+ critter while not dropping Nethelyrie*

[Kyrian]

"Come on llama...I'm hungry"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*from behind the Terrasque comes a poorly imitated Terrasque voice*

"I ate him. Sorry. Him and the dragon girl. Very tasty. All in one gulp too."

[Kyrian]

"Llama...seriously, you've spent more than enough time with that will, let's just get this over with. Hey, truthfully, if Taco Bell were a lot closer, I'd be gone, but it's not, so i'm going to eat you instead."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Sure. Say, does your arch nemesis have a name?"

[Kyrian]

"Kyrian, his name is Kyrian."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*with a loud snicker, the llama comes trotting out triumphantly*

"Haha! Now if you eat me, all of your hoarde goes to Kyrian! What do you think of that?"

[Kyrian]

"Meh, I'll kill him and get it back then."

[Lord Iames Osari]

Is the information shiny? Can I push it, like a button? *Poing*

((Ref. cookie avaliable...))

((Kiki of Sluggy Freelance?))

[Kyrian]

((DING DING DING DING!!!))

((Finally...I only asked hours ago...))

[Lord Iames Osari]

((WOOOHOOOOO! I'm surprised Atreyu didn't grab that one, Sluggite that he is...))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(I knew that one. I just got distracted. Pulls a switchblade on Aerin *ka-click* "I'm gonna have to hurt you on principle.")

( I love that evil bunny.)

"But what if he leaves it to someone in his will. You could be tied up in courts for so long that by the time you finally get your hoarde back, inflation will have made it worthless."

[Kyrian]

((Hey llama...I'm in March of 05 at the moment...hehe))

"Meh. Me hungry. Me eat you."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama sighs, resigned to his fate* "This is gonna hurt our friendship."

[Kyrian]

"You'll forget all about it when you're resurrected." *The dragon eats the llama*

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*From the dragon's mouth comes * "You haven't been flossing regularly, I think I see a whole sword wedged in...."*GULP*

(oooh, that was fun. We need to get Libris and Phoenixineohp in here and all the rest. Its a nostalgia thing, but I encourage others to let the silly sides of their characters out.)

[The_Librarian]

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A young, red-haired woman and a green wolf enter the bar and look around nervously. The woman heads for a table.

"Excuse me, is this seat taken?"

*whine* Woah, I just got a weird case of deja vu.

((Oh yes, I remember how Greeny used to speak...))

[Iella]

Iella ports in and takes a seat.

[Kyrian]

And so the original Libris returns... Kyrian smiles. This seat is completely free.

[The_Librarian]

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The librarian freezes.

"I'm sorry, what?" How the heck does he know my name? She takes the seat anyway and begins scibbling in a green notebook while the wolf peers at Kyrian curiously.

*growl* What big hair you have...

[Kyrian]

Ah, continuity is all screwy in here. The name's Kyrian. He holds his hand out.

[The_Librarian]

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"Right," the librarian says, shaking Kyrian's hand. She makes further notes and then orders herself a large cup of tea.

*growl* Oi! Don't forget me!

"Oh, sorry." She amends her order to include two cups of tea.

[Kyrian]

Kyrian smiles and pays the bartender for the librarian's teas. So what brings you here for the first time?

[The_Librarian]

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"Just passing through," she mumbles, before spotting a poster. "I wanted to see the fight."

*bark!* Ha! Hey buddy, if you're paying for the teas, some food wouldn't go amiss.

She gives the wolf a dark look.

[Kyrian]

{canine} You have nothing to fear from me, good wolf. I'm only a distant friend.

[The_Librarian]

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*bark?* Who says I'm afraid of you? Do I look afraid?

The librarian clears her throat.

"You speak canine?"

*growl* Your accent's awful.

[Kyrian]

I call it a gift really. Came naturally to me one day...

[The_Librarian]

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"A lot of Clawgravians speak canine. Wolves are considered important. Even the annoying ones," she adds, grinning at the wolf.

*growl* I don't have to be here you know....

[Kyrian]

{awful accented canine} So, food you want?

[The_Librarian]

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*bark!* Muffins! With chocolate chips!

"Sounds good to me."

((If anyone is struggling to read this, when Greeny first appeared as a character, he didn't speak in common. A translation in white text followed everything he said so that those who could speak canine could read it, while those who couldn't could ignore it.))

[Kyrian]

Kyrian orders there chocolate chip muffins and laughs slightly as they arrive.

[The_Librarian]

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"So... what's your story?" the librarian asks.
*bark* Mmmmm Muffins...

[Kyrian]

Well...I'm from the future. That's usually something. An Ice breaker if you will....

[The_Librarian]

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"Oh? So what happens in the future?" the librarian asks, not quite believing this.
*growl* It's not for us to know.

[Kyrian]

Well, I really came back to protect you....We were good friends in my time, and I knew about the three books.....they destroyed this Town....

[The_Librarian]

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"Three books... right. Like anyone from Clawgrave wouldn't know about them. And they're lost, no one could find them."

*growl* Neener neener neener.

"If you'll excuse me, I have to go." Looking a little pale, the librarian and the wolf leave the bar.

[Kyrian]

Wait! Libris...damn.

[Supagoof]

((Supagoof enters the bar, does a double take, takes out a notepad, flips through a couple of places, looks at the bar again in disbelief, looks at the notepad.

I swear I built the new place on top of the old place....

Head spinning, he goes back out of the bar.))

[Kyrian]

((*points Goof to llama's resurrection post. This place is Out of the Town Timeline, for some silly times with our characters))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

* a ghostly llama appears* "Can I get a rezz? I'm tired of giving rides the cherubs up here." *then it vanishes*

[Kyrian]

Kyrian rezzes the llama.

[Saithis Bladewing]

Nethleyrie suddenly appeared in a flash, choosing her humanoid form for a change. "I DEMAND YOU PUNY MORTALS TO SERVE ME PIE!"

[Kyrian]

Kyrian summons Nethy's favorite pie, and hands it over.

[Saithis Bladewing]

She sniffed it with disdain. "WHAT is that pile of feces supposed to be? Food? Ugh, you monkies have no taste..."

[Kyrian]

What the hell? You asked for a pie you....

[Saithis Bladewing]

She snorted as if disgusted by the concept. "Me? Asking you for something? As if. I don't even like pie, where the hell did you get that idea?" Flipping her hair irritably, she walked over to an unbroken chair and sat upon it.

[Kyrian]

You are one messed up chick.

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye enters the bar with a shiny new police badge on it. He takes a seat and orders a cup of tea.

[Kyrian]

Hawkeye! I don't know you yet, but I will.

[Hawkeye]

*Hawkeye turns to Kyrian in a confused state* Excuse have we met before? and, more importantly, will you be causing some problems for the police?

((just remembered how I used to post))

[Saithis Bladewing]

"And you're a stupid monkey." She stuck her tongue out in a very unlady-like manner that really didn't go with the age, experience and wisdom she had at her disposal.

[Kyrian]

Sorry, no. Name's Kyrian.

[CabbageTheif]

Siri, the waitress who flirts alot, is currently drunk and bored.

she flashes everyone, then runs upstairs giggling

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama trots in looking quite frustrated and slightly damaged by a breath weapon.* "Shock it all, Kyrian. If you're gonna Rez me, at least make sure my body isn't still in the dragon!"

[InaVegt]

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*Gezina walks in, looking around*

Excuse me please, has any of you seen Mortia, I wish to congratulate him on his victory in the arena yesterday.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"No. Sorry, Gez. You may try the Temple of Bahamutte. Do you know why Siri was running up the stairs when I came in?"

[InaVegt]

Who are you exactly, and does lykan feel bad about having lost or does he not mind?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"I'm....I'm the llama. A noble steed of Camelot and Lykan seemed okay esterday. but who can tell?"

"and you are?"

[The_Librarian]

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A young, red-haired woman and a green wolf enter the bar and look around nervously. The woman heads for a table, and the wolf...

*BARK!!!* A LLAMA!!! An actual LLAMA!!! ...attempts to pounce on the llama.

[InaVegt]

I'm Gezina van den Vechte, elemental savant extraordinaire and arcanist of special qualifications.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Yipes! It's gonna eat me!" *The llama jumps into Gez's arms, hoping she'll catch him and protect him from the llama* (she's incorporeal isn't she?)

[Kyrian]

Kyrian sits back. Geez, it's so funny to see you all before I even came here...

[InaVegt]

*Gezina gets surprised by the llama jumping at her and flies up, letting the llama fall on the floor*

((Nope, completely corporeal))

[The_Librarian]

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"Wolf! No!" The wolf skids to halt and trots obediently back to the librarian's side.

*whine* But... I've never seen a llama before... besides, I wasn't going to bite him.

The librarian folds her arms and sighs, approaching the llama.

"You've probably scared him half to dea-" She stares at the llama. "You... spoke..."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama meets wooden floor with a loud thud. THUD! He lays there stunned and whimper/whispers "you were supposed to catch me. ow." *he cringes and looks confused as he hears the wolf return to the woman. At her question, he nods weakly, shaken by the attack and the THUD.*

[The_Librarian]

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The wolf rolls his eyes.
*growl* Stand aside, I'll heal him.

The librarian turns to the llama.

"This wolf says he can heal you. He's done it for me, it doesn't hurt. Would you like that?"

[InaVegt]

Why would I catch you, you're just a llama.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama nods to the red-head* ( staff meeting happened there, sorry for the delay)

"As long as its not some trick where he eats me and lets the were-monkey rezz me again."

"i'm not just a llama, i'm a noble steed of camelot."

[InaVegt]

So, you're saying llama's are steeds in these days? pathetic, can't they find horses anymore or something?

[The_Librarian]

The woman gently strokes the llama's neck while the wolf, sat where he is at a distance, barks a curiously echoing bar full of magical energy. He then yawns and crawls under a table.

"Feeling better, noble steed?" she asks.

[Daedrous Avari]

[ Is today like Past Day or something? Or did I miss something important? ]

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(we reopened the old milk bar to have some old fashioned fun. Its all out of continuity, Daedrous. Come on in!)

*the llama nods, shocked by the healing bark, but he gets to his feet. * "Much better. Thanks.

*to the rude woman* "we have lots of horses. They just needed me in an emergency. Now I'm reserve a steed."

[Daedrous Avari]

[Sickness.]
Daedrous walks in and sits down. "I feel like I don't know any of you, but I will see you in some future time."

[InaVegt]

Strange, very strange.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"yeah, its an odd feeling, but you get used to it. " *he extends a hoof in greeting*

*turning back to the woman with the wolf*
"umm...your pet has a healing bark? You must be an amazing druid!"

[Daedrous Avari]

Daeadrous shakes the Lllama- Lama - Llama's hoof. "Nice to meet you, Mr. Llama," he says, unsure of why he's talking to a speaking animal.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Thanks. you too, Mr. ummmm....you humanoids all have names, right?"

[CabbageTheif]

Iris comes down stairs. she sees the llama, and walks over ((i have to go, but i am trying to participate. you can use her as an npc))

hello llama! long time, no see!

[Xerillum]

Xerillum walks in, and orders a choc. shake, takes it, and leaves.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The llama makes introductions for all the new folk including nice red headed druid and her healing wolf and that humaniod with no name.

[Kyrian]

Llama! Come here buddy!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama trots over to Kyrian to see what's up*

(only have about 8 minutes)

[Kyrian]

Hey buddy, how are you doing?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"well, when you rezzed me, i was still in the dragon's throat. that triggered a gag reflex and he coughed me out. That kinda hurt, but a nice druid and her wolf healed me, so its okay. I want a milk shake though. how's you?"

[Kyrian]

I'm doing good llama....though you're the only one to remember me in here. Kyrian buys llama a milkshake.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"of course I remember you. Its not every day I meet a were-monkey."

*he says with a mischievous grin before descending on the milkshake.*

[Mik]

You're a great friend llama.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Thanks, I try. Its all part of being a good steed. Nobody wants to ride agrumpy steed. That's what they tell me and I believe them. Of course most people seem to get grumpy when I try to ride them."

[Kyrian]

Kyrian pets the llama.

[Saithis Bladewing]

There was a sudden, bright flash of light and a semi-human figure appeared, landing upon the llama's back with great weight and suddenness. "RAWR, LOYAL STEED! RAWR!"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

OOOOOOF! *bleats the llama*

[Saithis Bladewing]

She smacked her lips loudly. "I've got a sudden craving for some deep-fried llama ribs. How does that sound to the rest of you?"

[Xiagu]

Xiagu walks in, noting how the other patrons seem to be frozen in time. He sits at a table and twiddles his thumbs.




Xiagu gets up and walks over to Nethelyrie, and pokes her on the nose. He sits down and waits to see if anything happens.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Gah! Not tasty at all and bad for your heart...hehe...you got poked!"

[Xiagu]

"I don't think the taste will prevent Nethy from eating you. Unless it's really bad, like the way Lykan tasted." Xiagu grimaces. "You know how wet dog smells bad? It tastes even worse."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Oh, maybe I should go roll in some wet dog then. Is there any around?"

*He shrugs and Nethy falls off, unceremoniously, to the floor*

OOPS!"

[Xiagu]

"Well, you could always check Trog's..."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(hmmmm.....Trog's 1 should be unlocked too...*wicked grin* )

"Nah. It smells differently funny in there. Not something I'd want to bring back in here. Can't you turn into a dog? "

[Xiagu]

"I suppose..."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Great! you can turn into a dog, find a nice puddle and play in it, then I'll roll around on you and Nethy won't eat me!

*he orders 3 bowls of water. Iris shoots him a look, but sighs and goes to get it.*

[Xiagu]

"Oh, wait! I forgot, she likes the smell of wet llama more than she dislikes the smell of wet dog. I think. Perhaps you'll just have to dry. But it's a worthy plan, and I say we try it."

Xiagu wild shapes into a small dog, and goes and plays in those three bowls of water.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(posting sporadic as I start doing dishes. Holy cow its been a long time since they were last done.)

"yeah. I can dry. I dry quickly, I think. Hurry before she wakes up." *He looks over nervously*

[Xiagu]

The small, wet, wet-dog smelling small dog, revelling in its redundancy and bad sentence structure, appearing somewhat like a cross between a poodle, chinchuwawa, and doberman, tries to tackle the llama.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"aah! Its bad sentence structure is out to get me." *the llama playfully dodges and runs behind the bar*

[Xiagu]

"Gah! I thought you wanted to get this over with or something!"

The puppy, or dog, or whatever, chases the llama around the bar.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Sorry. Habit of canine things leaping at me. I was attacked by a wolf earlier. Well, kinda."

*the llama lays down on the ground and attempts to roll over the wet dog.*

[Xiagu]

"Could it have been Lykan?" says the dog, slightly muffled by the weight of the llama on him.

((Oh darn, I have to go. And just when I convinced Lykan to come, too. The world's not fair. Unfortunatly, the world is never unfair in my favor.))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*After mashing the dog for a few minutes, but getting rather smelly in the process, the llama rolls off the canine and back to his feet.*

"No it was a green wolf. It belonged to a druid with red hair. It had a healing bark. Very weird. I liked her though. She called me "steed'

[phoenixineohp]

Phoenixnieohp walks into the bar.

[Kyrian]

Kyrian enters after her, a sad smile on his face. Like old times, eh?

[phoenixineohp]

"Exactly." She walks up to the bar and pours out a tea.
"Would you like some?"

((Wow. This is actually the very first milk bar thread. Weird. My first post is way back there. Makes sense for the formating stuff, but weird. Just like old times, cause it is that time... :S))

[Kyrian]

Yea...that'd be nice. Kyrian finds a table and sits down. So, do you want to talk? About....

[phoenixineohp]

She pours out the teas and casts detect posion on them. They seem okay.
"Sorry, I heard that someone got some bad tea the other day. I think it was Libris..." She shakes her head and sits.
"I'm actually wondering what ended up happening with the dark sayin that came by. The one that we were fighting."

[Kyrian]

Roixis? He's still around. Unfortunetly. He ran off the second he had the chance.

[phoenixineohp]

"Weird."
She takes a long sip.
"Hey, have you seen Atreyu around at all? I haven't seen him for... a very long time."

[Kyrian]

Kyrian looks away. No...I haven't...

[phoenixineohp]

She raises an eyebrow.
"Something up?

[Kyrian]

Kyrian sighs. I don't know. You came back...and I'm so confused now. Don't worry about me...you and Atreyu deserve one another...

[phoenixineohp]

She blushes slightly but looks confused.
"I... I don't quite understand what you mean."

[Kyrian]

We...ended....horribly. And it's all my fault. I made my mistakes. But...I've...I've... Kyrian turns a little red, as he tries to find the right words.

[phoenixineohp]

She seems more confused and a little worried.
"Kyrian. I thought we were fine. I am over the past and don't carry anything from it on with me now. Things were complicated..." She looks off for a moment and blushes slightly again. "But I thought it was all taken care of."
She looks at him again, worried and confused.
"So what is going on? What does this have to do with Atreyu?"

[Kyrian]

I thought that you...and him...

[phoenixineohp]

She blushes more.
"We might have some feeling for each other that we don't talk about in the town really. But our actions should speak louder than words..."

((Hmmm, was that IC, OOC, or a mix? :smalltongue: ))

[Kyrian]

Phoenixineohp...I'm tired of hiding things from you. I've still got feelings for you. I know, nothing can ever happen between us, even more so after what I've done. Like I said before, you deserve better than me. The embarassment finally is too much for Kyrian, and he stands and heads closer to the door.

[phoenixineohp]

Phoenixineohp sits there, in shock and blinks a few times. She seems frozen and doesn't notice him go to the door.
"But... but..."

[CabbageTheif]

the kender wanders in, and wanders a bit more. it is clearly drunk,, and clearly doesnt realize what is going on around here.

wh... whahawh....whats up, friends. hehehehehehhe..... i almost dropeded my bottle... hehehehehehhe.

((its funny cause i have had a little bit to drink in rl.... this hsould be interesting....))

[Kyrian]

I know Pheonixineohp.....I should have told you sooner.

[CabbageTheif]

the kender hugs kyrian

you.... i love you. an...... and i kinda look up to you. no one messes with you. cause they know your tough.... no one knows i'm tough.... b ut i am! really!

the kender harmelsly wanders towards the bar where it orders another cap'n

[phoenixineohp]

"But that doesn't make sense, and, so what, and..." She seems to just stammer through things, still shaking her head in confusion.

[Kyrian]

We can talk later....if you want....but I'm too worn out to continue today...

Kyrian leaves.

[CabbageTheif]

the kender, drunk and loving it, waves at its two friends

phoenixbackwards! kyrian!! on me, c'mon! relax and drink!

[phoenixineohp]

"Thanks kender, but I think I'm going to pass."
She gets up and looks at the door. She sighs and shakes her head then vanishes.

((Sorry kender, she would usually stay and drink or take care of you but I think I'm going to take a nap. :P Nite.))

[Kyrian]

phoenixbackwards!

((*slaps forehead* I can't believe.....I understand it now. Of course, all during the summer I didn't see the i after the x))

[Amiria]

((omg, the milk bar ! :smalltongue: ))

Amiria enters the milkbar and orders a raspberry milkshake without poison. She sits at a corner table sand waves to all the other guests.

[Flabbicus]

(( I'm confused, why did Kyrian and Phoenixineohp walk into the old milk bar and start talking about current events?


That makes very little sense. ))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(don't know. But eh....its no worry. I'll do my best every few pages to remind everyone thta this thread is a flashback and out of continuity)

[Blood]

((Flashback? Well, that's cool, it's the Town before it was all law-y and strict. Reading back, it really was a SMBG.

Only problem is that Blood wasn't here yet.))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(no worries you crazy kitty. The past is open to everyone and since its not in continuity, anything can happen. Blood can drink that potion of Rabbit Feet that was laying around and start hopping like crazy. )

[Kyrian]

(( I'm confused, why did Kyrian and Phoenixineohp walk into the old milk bar and start talking about current events?


That makes very little sense. ))

((Phoenix wanted to come here, and I was too damn tired to argue. Llama says it's out of continuity, but still, who's to stop us if we want to come in and talk of current events?))

[Flabbicus]

((Phoenix wanted to come here, and I was too damn tired to argue. Llama says it's out of continuity, but still, who's to stop us if we want to come in and talk of current events?))

(( The great wyrm dragon that eats people whole? Your past selves- :eek:


Don't even think about it. :annoyed: ))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Kyrian is a time traveller. I just assumed he was hopping around)

*the smelly llama goes and sits by Netherlyrie's nose, laughing as it crinkles up at his wet llama dog smell.*

[phoenixineohp]

((This was the most recent Sneaks I found. I couldn't figure out why it was half of the first one anways. And... I can't really read roman numerials, so I'm just pleased it's not numbered. :P ))

((This is a flash back? What? Now I'm really confused... ))

[Destro_Yersul]

((In town continuity the milk bar was replaced by a restaurante. It doesn't actually exist anymore. Llama brought this back up for nostalgia, seeing as the board move had unlocked all previously locked threads, as well as cutting the page count of all threads by half. Correct me if I'm wrong.))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(yeah, that's pretty much the gist of it. Quite a few people had been complaining about a place to simply relax and good off. *shrugs* That's what the old bar was. Back in the day when a llama could be eaten and rezzed and shrug it off with a simple "hey, cut that out." and the bar could be destroyed withoout worry.)

[Xiagu]

Xiagu enters the bar, which appears mostly empty.

Today might actually be normal. Perish the thought.

[McBish]

Normal dances across the bar wearing a yellow tutu.

[Xiagu]

Xiagu convinces himself that he didn't just see Normal dancing across the bar in a yellow tutu.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama sulks that some one stole his Tutu.*

[Xiagu]

"What's so sad, llama?"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"huh? oh...someone stole my...errr....I thought I saw someone wearing my....errrr......no reason, I'm not missing a tutu that I wore when I helped out those fey perform a drama of "Agatha Heterodyne and the Dance of the Sparking Giraffe."

[Xiagu]

Should I ask, or go on living in comfortable ignorance? Xiagu wonders to himself.

"Uh... ...what was the play about?"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama get really excited and wags happily*
"It was about a giraffe that was a construct. He was built by someone. But he had "The Spark." That means that he could build stuff too. And the bad guys wanted to kill and cut apart the giraffe to see how a construct could have the Spark, but Punch and Judy helped him get away. It was really exciting. I played the giraffe."

(cookie to anyone who knows which webcomic I'm referencing.)

[Xiagu]

"And who was 'Agatha Heterodyne?'"

[Kyrian]

Kyrian wakes up in a corner booth.

[McBish]

((Yeah Girl Genius!))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Yay for McBish!)

"She's the last of the great Heterodyne's. They are some of the smartest Sparks ever and they are great heros. Agatha built a death ray using a bra, a talking cat, and a plasma power converter. I don't know how but the special effects were nice. They were done by a pixie named Lukasarts."

"hiya Kyrian"

[Kyrian]

Hey Llama.

((Llama, I've almost got caught up to Sluggy))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(woot! Kyrian's next character is hyperactive ferret.)

"you don't happen to know where Normal went, did you? It stole my Tutu."

[Kyrian]

((Hell yea it is!))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama starts checking under the tables for Normal*

[Kyrian]

You're looking for normal?

[McBish]

Normal jumps over the bar to hide so he doesn't lose his new tutu.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"yeah, it stole my yellow ...." *he lifts his head to get a better view of the yellow blur that appeared out of the corner of his eye, thwacking his head on the tables underside* THWACK!!! "Ow!

[Xiagu]

GAH! I was under the impression Normal was a girl...

[Kyrian]

You ok, llama?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"I'm perfectly okay, Lykan. No worries. Neat new hybrid form, by the way."

*the llama goes to investigate the yellow blur by the bar and says to the two Xiagu's* "Dunno, but its got a tutu on. Don't girls normally wear tutu's?"

[Kyrian]

Kyrian casts Dear God, heal this llama's head on the llama.

((Your call on it's power))

[McBish]

Normal stands up "Hey guys can wear tutus to." Then he ducks again.

[Xiagu]

"That's what I thought, but..." Xiagu notices the llamas woozyness, holds up three fingers, and asks, "How many fingers am I holding up?"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Kyrian gets a message "No, its sweeps week and he's a top program."*

*the llama studies Xiagu.* "only 3. One on each hand."

"there it is." He charges the counter and leaps over it.*

[McBish]

Normal ducks under the flying llama.

[Xiagu]

"Yeah... ...he's definitely not okay..."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama (must not type Atreyu) eeeps and tries his best to not slam into the wall. He meets with moderate success. He twists so he doesn't go face first into the wall, but his body slams into it, cracking a few of the boards.*

(note: This thread is out of continuity and a flashback to the beginning of the roots of Town. All are welcome to play even if you weren't here at the beginning. Mostly this is a thread to be silly in.)

[Kyrian]

Kyrian gets bored, jumps up, and drives his knee into the bar, splitting it down the middle.

[McBish]

Normal jumps away spinning around in a pretty circle.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Ooooh! He broke the bar. I knew it was Lykan. Lykan, its getting away! And its twirling is making me dizzy."

(what's the ETA on comic 3?)

(goota g0)

*the tired and dizzy llama falls asleep*

[CabbageTheif]

iris and siri are puttering around, dressed in anime schoolgirl outfits. no reason, they just are.

[Kyrian]

((ETA, I'm either going to do it tonight, or you can personally come kick me))

[CabbageTheif]

((eat? wtf, tfw?))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(I've Ceika made a new guest comic for Wu in her absence. I helped a bit. Fenric is gonna skin me alive for this one.)

[Xiagu]

Oooh! Oooh! I wanna see!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

comic (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/comics/WukeiGuestComic03.gif)
here ya go

[Flabbicus]

comic (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/comics/WukeiGuestComic03.gif)
here ya go

(( Bah, I saw that a few days ago while scouring Ceika's archives. I like her pictures. :smallsmile: ))

[CabbageTheif]

((horray for ceika!!! horray for comic!!!

oh, um, with the recent thread about drawings of characters, i kinda wanna give it a try. go ahead and start pming me now if you want me too- thanksgiving might give me some free time to work on it. however, i have little to no access to a scanner untile my thanksgiving break is over.

oh, and llama, you should be safe: i think fenric is gone for a little over a week, starting a few days ago.))

[Supagoof]

((horray for ceika!!! horray for comic!!!

oh, um, with the recent thread about drawings of characters, i kinda wanna give it a try. go ahead and start pming me now if you want me too- thanksgiving might give me some free time to work on it. however, i have little to no access to a scanner untile my thanksgiving break is over.

oh, and llama, you should be safe: i think fenric is gone for a little over a week, starting a few days ago.))

((Heh, perhaps the town's people all around a turkey at a table would be a good comic.....what, oh PM you the ideas...got it.

I'm thankful the town not on lasted, but has brought us all together. :smallredface: ))

Supagoof walks into the bar. ((Ouch! - ba dum ksshh)) He spots the menu, and orders an essence of troglodyte. When it arrives, he leaves the clothespin aside.

Real Men don't need to plug there nose. He says with a smugness of superiority, then begins to drink. In a second, he reaches over and grasps the clothpin and places it on his nose as tears begin to well up in his eyes.

Not a real man....not a real man

[Ireth]

((i wouldnt do that, soley based on the ammount of people in the Town, the inability to know what they all look like, and the knowledge that someone would be left out even if i did try it.

i could do it smaller, though.....like, just have the regulars at the milk bar, or the regulars at the Resturante.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IDEAIDEAIDEAIDEAIDEA!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(yeah, that's the problem with the comic. I don't want to leave anyone out, but I don't want to use someone who hasn't given their permission. *shrugs* I'll just have to see who all has given their permission and work in more cameos. Hehe. Unless people are afraid to see RHPS versions of their characters, that could be a problem too.)

[Blood]

(no worries you crazy kitty. The past is open to everyone and since its not in continuity, anything can happen. Blood can drink that potion of Rabbit Feet that was laying around and start hopping like crazy. )
((Fine by me. Be warned: Blood is ... different from ... well, you'll see.

We got normal town, modern town, mirror town, now a past Sneak's Milk Bar and a new Restaraunt for the normal town? Wow.))

Blood runs out from behind the counter and sees all the chaos. Okay, who broke the bar?? She grins and her eyes change color (gah, can't remember anymore...)

((Forget it, not worth it. I'll leave out her magic, but she still hasn't met any of you yet. Or become too overly grumpy.))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(just wait till someone decides to make a Western Town with Trog's Saloon and Sneak's Watering Hole.)

*the llama wakes up and looks up at the talking cat* "oh, it was Lykan. He's always doing that."

[Xiagu]

((perish the thought))

[Mik]

((No...no perishing))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(I can't think of something for Western llama otherwise I'd have done it already.)

[Xiagu]

((And so the truth comes out!))

[Kantur]

(I can't think of something for Western llama otherwise I'd have done it already.)

((Cowboy hat and spurs? And why am I seeing a toy stick horse thing held in the Llama's mouth to help complete the look?))

[Xiagu]

((He'll only have reins if Nethy allows it...))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

((Cowboy hat and spurs? And why am I seeing a toy stick horse thing held in the Llama's mouth to help complete the look?))

(woooooow. I meant as a storyline, but.....woooooooooow. Oh Ceika!)


((He'll only have reins if Nethy allows it...))

(I refuse to comment!)

[Kantur]

((Hmm, Atreyu's cousin come to town? Were-Cowboy? :smalltongue: New job for Atreyu? Ala and Kint decide to play at westerns and demand Atreyu join in and he decide he like the look? Need more?))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(eeeek!!! Make Him Stop!)

[Blood]

Blood looks up at the llama. Who's Lykan? And who are you?

((Actually, it was Kyrian who broke it, but whatever.

Gah! No more towns! I already play the modern and mirror very rarely, and this only started today...

@v: Oh, okay.))

[Mik]

((Read some of the earlier posts Blood. Atreyu is woozy, and kept calling Kyrian Lykan))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Lykan is the werewolf. He's kinda in a monkeyish were form now. He looks a little like Kyrian. I'm the llama. Noble reserve steed of Camelot."

(note: This thread is out of continuity and a flashback to the beginning of the roots of Town. All are welcome to play even if you weren't here at the beginning. Mostly this is a thread to be silly in.)

[Blood]

Odd group here, aren't you? She laughs and walks closer to the llama. I'm Blood. And I'm a cat. But you should have figured that out by now.

[Kyrian]

Damn, the cat's here now? Kyrian enters, only now he looks like the avatar.

[Blood]

Blood looks at Kyrian. Huh? Who are you?

((Stupid time-traveling.))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(gonna play some justice league with the roomie. Back later)

*The llama stares at the stranger who looks sorta familiar, but not*

*To Blood* "Yeah, we are an odd group. We have a wolf that heals with a bark, and a dragon and ...well, quite a bit."

[Kyrian]

((This one is for llama...when he returns....he's so going to kill me.))

Name's Xemnas.