SilverLeaf167
2011-01-10, 06:40 AM
Made just for the lulz. Not complete yet!
Sing to the rhythm of Viva La Vida by Coldplay.
I used to rule the world
Sling around Epic Wizard spells
Now all I can ever do
Is sling my greatsword around
I used to roll the dice
See the fear in the DM's eyes
Listen as the Bards would sing
"Now the old gods are dead! Long live the god!"
One minute I held a wand
Now the shop is closed for good
And I discovered my castles stand
On real stone, not Walls of Force
I hear mundane blades a-clinging
Mounted Cavaliers are pwning
Lost my spellbook, just stick and board
My missions are much less interesting now
For some reason I can't explain
I can't enter the Astral Plane
'Cos it was never there
My Wizard used to rule the world
-to be continued-
Sing to the rhythm of Viva La Vida by Coldplay.
I used to rule the world
Sling around Epic Wizard spells
Now all I can ever do
Is sling my greatsword around
I used to roll the dice
See the fear in the DM's eyes
Listen as the Bards would sing
"Now the old gods are dead! Long live the god!"
One minute I held a wand
Now the shop is closed for good
And I discovered my castles stand
On real stone, not Walls of Force
I hear mundane blades a-clinging
Mounted Cavaliers are pwning
Lost my spellbook, just stick and board
My missions are much less interesting now
For some reason I can't explain
I can't enter the Astral Plane
'Cos it was never there
My Wizard used to rule the world
-to be continued-