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Necroticplague
2011-01-17, 06:58 PM
Annoying Form (Trolling)
You take up a mindset that goes against even reality, and often against peoples attitudes. This manifests on your body in odd fashions.
Prerequisites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment.
Benefits:You gain a physical feature that provides an untypes bonus and a side benefit as listed below.
Stretching Torso: +2 Escape Artist, counts as one size smaller for purposes of squeezing into a small place.
Scanning Eyes:+2 Search, can take ten on search checks even when threatened.
Contorting Face:+2 diplomacy, can use diplomany to decrease other's attitude towards you. Determine DC by steps in reverse of chart (e.x.: DC to make a fanatic hostile is 150.)
Probing Hands:+2 Disable device, never suffers from improvised tools for Disable Device checks.
Quick Elbows:+2 Sleight of Hand, you only take -10 on rolls to make Sleight of Hand checks as free actions.
Special: this feat can be taken multiple times. Each time, select a different feature.

Schoopy-Loopy Arms (trolling)
You arms become more like squiggly lines drawn by a little kid. You can straighten them out in order to make them longer, allowing you to catch someone from a distance away.
Prerequites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment, Annoying Form
Benefits: You gain 5 feat of reach for every 2 trolling feats that you have.
Special: This feat in proactive. If you gain enough trolling feats that would increase your reach after taking this feat, your reach improves. You can hide your improved reach with a disguise, bluff, or sleight of hand check opposed by your opponent's spot, sense motive, or search check.

Coiling Arms (trolling)
The flesh around your bones becomes shaped like a compressed spiral, and the bone does similar. You can uncompress it to grant you a little extra reach at times.
Prerequisites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment,Schoopy-Loopy Arms
Benefits: You now gain 5 feat of reach per trolling feat you have. However, half of the reach you gain from this feat does not actually increase your reach, but counts as having more reach for all other purposes (such as using other trolling feats and qualifying for feats).
Special: This replaces the bonus that you gain from Schoopy-Loopy Arms, not stack with it. This feat in proactive. If you gain enough trolling feats that would increase your reach after taking this feat, your reach improves. You can hide your improved reach with a disguise, bluff, or sleight of hand check opposed by your opponent's spot, sense motive, or search check.

Flailing Deflection (trolling)
You learn to use your arms to deflect projectiles with nonvital portions.
Prerequisites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment, Annoying Form
Benefits:By sacrificing 5 feet of your reach, you can deflect one projectile as if you had the Deflect Arrows feat. You can sacrifice even more reach to deflect an additional projectile (e.x.:you can sacrifice 20 feet of reach to be able to deflect 4 projectiles a round).
Special:This feat counts as Deflect Arrows for purposes of qualifying for feats. If you use this feat to qualify for another, you can only use the other feat while you have reached sacrificed to this one.

Ropey Arms (trolling)
Your looping arms can be used in ways that normally only rope can, and even bend your hand to have it be a grappling hook.
Prerequisites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment, Annoying Form
Benefits:Your arm can be used as a length of rope that is as long as your reach. You can use up 5 feat of reach to do any of the following:
Make a 5 foot section count as knotted rope.
Make your hand usable as a grappling hook.
Make your fingers thin and long, allowing for splicing your arm with other ropes.
Your arm-rope counts as being animated, as if by the epic use of use rope. If you're arm would be broken by someone escaping using a strength check, you instead take lethal damage equal to the unarmed strike damage of the creature +1 fo reach point they exeeded the DC.

Supporting Arms (trolling)
Your arms begin to coil around objects in such so they can be lifted or dragged more easily.
Prerequisites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment, Annoying Form
By using up an amount of reach equal to the natural reach of a certain creature size(10 ft for large, 15 ft for huge etc.), you can count as a creature of that size for purposes of weilding weapons or for purposes of carrying capacity for dragging an object.

Knotting Elbows (trolling)
You learn to make better use of your looping arms to act as if you had extra hands.
Prerequisites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment, Supporting Arms
Benefits: By using up 10 feet of your reach in order to act as if you had an extra hand. This "hand" can use weapons, ropes, and handle magical/alchemical items, but it cannot perform tasks involving fine motor skills (such as forgery and sleight of hand checks). You can use the somatic components of spells using these "hands" even when your normal hands are unusable for somatic components.

Flanking Arms(trolling)
Even at extended reach, your arms are dangerous enough that they must be focused on.
Prerequites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment,Schoopy-Loopy Arms
Benefits:As a free action once per round, you can select anywhere within your actual reach. You can select cubes that you don't have line of sight to, or that have creatures in it, as long as it is not completely filled with a substance and you know the square exists. You count as being in both the square you selected and the square you occupy for purposes of flanking. You can use this ability to flank enemies by yourself.

Flamer(trolling)
You become so capable of angering opponents that they will go to extreme measures to attempt to kill you, even when they shouldn't be able to be insulted.
Prerequisites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment, Annoying Form: Contorting Face, Goad.
Benefits: You become capable of having your insulting motion and body language peirces all veils, thus allowing you to now use Goad on opponents who have 3>INT and who are immune to mind affecting abilities. Goad is no longer limited to melee attacks: enemies who are affected by your Goad will simply attempt to kill you through whatever means possible for the round. They use the strongest means they have possesable, usually with little regard for the consequences or collateral damage. If they cannot find you, they spend the round they are affected by your Goad trying to find you. You gain a bonus to saves, opposed checks,AC, and spell/psionic/truenaming resistance equal to the amount the target fails their will save by.

Umadbro? (trolling)
By insulting your opponents failure, you force them to attack you in anger
Prereq: Nongood and Nonlawful Alignment, Flamer
Benefits: Whenever a character fails a roll , so long as they are able to see, hear, and react to you, you may use the Flamer ability against them. To use this ability you must be able to see the creature that failed, and you must have actively recognized their failure (this cannot, for example, be used when someone fails a forgery check until the check is revealed) and you must ask them "U Mad?".


Flame Wars (trolling)
Prerequisites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment, Umadbro?
Benefits:If two creatures that are withing your actual reach are affected by your Flamer or Umadbro? feats, you can redirect any attacks and offensive spells targeted at you by one to the other.

Prime32
2011-01-18, 06:24 AM
what is this i dont even

...needs a way to apply the reach to butterfly knives. And work the Goad and/or Improved Feint feats in somehow. Maybe an ability to make it look like you failed a save against/were struck by an attack/spell.

drakir_nosslin
2011-01-18, 06:59 AM
Ropey Arms (trolling)
Your looping arms can be used in ways that normally only rope can, and even bend your hand to have it be a grappling hook.
Prerequisites:Nongood and Nonlawful alignment, Annoying Form
Benefits:Your arm can be used as a length of rope that is as long as your reach. You can use up 5 feat of reach to do any of the following:
Make a 5 foot section count as knotted rope.
Make your hand usable as a grappling hook.
Make your fingers thin and long, allowing for splicing your arm with other ropes.
Your arm-rope counts as being animated, as if by the epic use of use rope. If you're arm would be broken by someone escaping using a strength check, you inst

Now I'm wondering if you forgot to finish this feat, or if it's some sort of trolling :smalltongue:

And you really should have this pic somewhere:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSohgzn5a7FiHcsHUeJxk3HQoLSfDJ_o XXkiSmoez726VPmJ4xZ

And a 'problem officer?' feat would be wonderful. Perhaps something that lets you use the 'Contorting Face' ability to annoy people so much that they avoid/flee from you.

Necroticplague
2011-01-19, 05:43 AM
And work the Goad and/or Improved Feint feats in somehow. Maybe an ability to make it look like you failed a save against/were struck by an attack/spell.

What book is goad in?

Prime32
2011-01-19, 11:51 AM
What book is goad in?Three books: Miniatures Handbook, Races of Stone and Complete Adventurer.

Move action: one enemy must make a Will save or become unable to make melee attacks against creatures other than you for 1 round.

Dragon has a similar feat called Holy Calling which is a standard action, requires a turn attempt, and only affects undead. However, it lasts 1d4 rounds and affects all forms of attack.

Kyrillos
2011-01-22, 07:05 PM
Perhaps something along the lines of:

U Mad?
By insulting your opponents failure, you force them to attack you in anger
Prereq: Nongood and Nonlawful Alignment, Flamer
Benefits: Whenever a character fails a roll (whether it be skill, attack, save, etc.), so long as they are able to see, hear, and react to you, you may use the Flamer ability against them. To use this ability you must be able to see the creature that failed, and you must have actively recognized their failure (this cannot, for example, be used when someone fails a forgery check until the check is revealed) and you must ask them "U Mad?".

Elfin
2011-01-22, 07:15 PM
Ahem. The technical term is umadbro?

Oh, and there needs to be a L2Fight feat, making a foe insecure about their combat ability to such an extent that they take penalties to attack and damage for five minutes or so - perhaps -2 attack/-5 damage per Trolling feat you have?

Prime32
2011-01-22, 09:54 PM
Still no butterfly knife feat? Have you no respect for your god? :smalltongue:
http://blazen.thecomicseries.com/files/hzbio.png

blackleaf108
2011-01-23, 02:26 AM
You should put something related to troll physics in there too.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/troll-sciencetroll-physics

Also, a bardic feat that, when you sing "Trollololololo" that gives you a bonus would come in handy.

Anyway, best trolling-related gaming thread I've seen outside of /tg/.

Necroticplague
2011-01-23, 08:29 AM
You should put something related to troll physics in there too.


That's were I got the inspiration for involving reach and weird arms ( a metameme on troll physics was about the very squiggly arms people had as a result of MS painting them).

Blynkibrax
2011-01-23, 02:10 PM
I like this thread. Truly, trolling is a art.