Ask Malfunctioned Anything!

[Malfunctioned]

So I want to record a Q&A video tonight, and if goes well I'll be posting more and more, but for that I need questions. Which is why I am conscripting you guys to ask them. So go on, ask anything you want and I'll be recording my answers to post online tonight.

So go on.

ASK ME.

[CynicalAvocado]

can you yodel?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Will you come to the Netherlands and chill with me? And then procededly go out to a bar or a concert or something?

[Jarian]

Are you aware that there is a spider in your hair at this very moment?

[Asta Kask]

Is it true that x^n+y^n=z^n is false for n>2 (where n is an integer)?

[AtlanteanTroll]

Are you malfunctioning?

[Nameless]

Can I have a chocolate fudge brownie?

[KuReshtin]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

And remember, there is only one acceptable answer to that question.

[KingOfLaughter]

How do magnets work?

=P

[Raz_Fox]

Who is the best villain in all of fiction? Conversely, who is the best hero?

[d13]

Would you shave that mustache? :smalltongue:

When are you and Nameless coming to Uruguay, so we can hang out like drunk hobos?

[Eldan]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

And remember, there is only one acceptable answer to that question.

42?


Anyway.

Who are you, anyway?

[arguskos]

How do magnets work?

=P
The correct framing of this question is as follows: "****ing magnets, how do they work?" Also, you get 100 demerits for bringing up ICP. :smallmad::smallyuk:

Questions for Mal:
"Who are you, and why do we care?"
"Are cookies available?"
"Have you ever played Planescape: Torment? In the case of a 'no', why the hell are you still sitting here?" :smalltongue:

[Cealocanth]

Why are there internet viruses, what I mean is, why do people bother to make them?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Would you shave that mustache? :smalltongue:

When are you and Nameless coming to Uruguay, so we can hang out like drunk hobos?

And will you drag me along? Or both of them two and you to the Netherlands?

[Worlok]

Does magic exist? If so, why shave your navel?

[Kobold-Bard]

Who?
What?
When?
Where?
Which?
Why?
How?

There is only one right answer each.

[Lex-Kat]

Why did they include those two bumbling idiots, Bobble and Clank, in the Tinkerbell movies? :smallannoyed:

[Ranger Mattos]

Qu'est-ce tu aime faire?

Alternatively,
When did you most recently think of bread?

[Malfunctioned]

Okay, so I'll start recording my answers to the first ten questions now. The next ten will be saved for further videos.

Even I must have my limits. :smalltongue:

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Dammit, Mal! I was just about to ask you if we could ACTUALLY go down to New England and mug girl scouts for their badges!

[Dr.Epic]

Will you answer this question?

[KuReshtin]

42?


No. 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
It is not the answer to my question.

[Nosferocktu]

Mal:
Do you honestly think that Presidents, Prime Ministers, Senators, Cabinet members, ect... will be voted on via what they google and have on thier facebook profiles?

[rayne_dragon]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Rae Artemi]

Can I lick you? Well, after punching you of course becaue seriously, the resemblance to my friend's brother is uncanny.

[Keld Denar]

How can I be as popular with the ladies as you?

[Calmness]

Are you hot?

[Kris Strife]

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Are you hot?

Can you answer this question like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKJ0hjsd150)?

[Jokasti]

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

[Ranger Mattos]

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Hey! I already asked him a question in French!

[Jokasti]

Hey! I already asked him a question in French!

Did you? (that's another question):smallcool:

[Heliomance]

Is it true that x^n+y^n=z^n is false for all integers larger than 3?

For n larger than 2, actually.

[Moff Chumley]

...

What is the full text, including formatting, of the research paper I have due tomorrow that I'm a third of the way through researching?

[Anxe]

What are the mathematical implications if it is assumed that overlapping lines in a plane are not the same line, but instead parallel?

[loopy]

Whats your zombie apocalypse plan?

What wacky chain of events would cause us to meet?

[drakir_nosslin]

I've lost my keys. I can't leave my apartment.

So, where are my keys? :smalleek:

[Thufir]

WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE THE WAY THEY ARE?

[loopy]

So, where are my keys? :smalleek:

In your other pants.

[Eldan]

No. 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
It is not the answer to my question.

Blue. No, Green!

[Andraste]

Tell me, have you seen the marvelous breadfish?

[Heliomance]

Why is yellow?

[drakir_nosslin]

In your other pants.

I looked there, but no. Luckily my sis came over with the spare so I'll manage for now.

[Lex-Kat]

Were you expecting such odd questions? :smallconfused:

[Asta Kask]

For n larger than 2, actually.

Correct. I will edit my question.

[Heliomance]

Correct. I will edit my question.
Also the form of the question is ambiguous. 3^2+4^2=5^2, and 3, 4 and 5 are all greater than 2. The generally quoted form is:

x^n+y^n=z^n has no integer solutions for n>2

/nitpick

[smuchmuch]

If I chain an infinity of Malfunctioned to an infinity of typewriters, what will I obtain after a while ?

[Demon 997]

If I chain an infinity of Malfunctioned to an infinity of typewriters, what will I obtain after a while ?

Mostly questions about how to use a typewriter, I'd guess. Or complaints about be chained up.

[CynicalAvocado]

Mostly questions about how to use a typewriter, I'd guess. Or complaints about be chained up.

or a lot of broken typwriters and a lot of bent chains