Hopping on the Bandwagon - Ask Questions, And I'll Answer Them in Poorly-Done Video!

[The Rose Dragon]

So, after seeing so many videos by Playgrounders, why should I not hop on the bandwagon and create a video of myself doing stuff? Like answering questions you always wanted to hear an incorrect and not-really-humorous answer to but never found someone silly enough to give one!

So, here are the rules:

1) Nothing that breaks the Forum Rules, obviously.
2) Nothing that aims to find me and ruin my life over the internet by hacking into my accounts (which I believe is also against the Forum Rules).
3) No statistics questions. Seriously, I flunked statistics and don't want to be reminded of it again.
4) My knowledge and appreciation of absurdist British humor is kind of low, so references to those would be mostly lost on me. Feel free to ask such questions anyway, but don't expect an informed answer.

[arguskos]

Most bizarre food you ever ate and why? Also, was it good and would you eat it again?

Who's the most famous person to ever come from your home town/country?

Why are you named The Rose Dragon? :smallconfused: Always wanted to know that, actually.

[KuReshtin]

If a train left Chicago at noon on Monday, and travelled east at 88mph, and an hour later, another train left Indianapolis, travelling west at 102mph, then where does it actually say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

[Raz_Fox]

What is the source of your antipathy for the d20 system? Conversely, what do you enjoy in Exalted?

Best movie you've watched all year? Best game you've played?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[CynicalAvocado]

you don't have to answer them all.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What is the speed of dark?
How come we never hear about gruntled employees?

[Jarian]

What is the most amusing/stupidest thing you've ever done with super glue?

[rakkoon]

What's your home town like?
What food can you prepare that is delicious?

[Xefas]

What's your- HOLY CRAP, what happened to rakkoon's avatar? :smalleek:

Err...umm, what's your vidja game platform of choice, favorite general genre, and what sort of innovations would you like to see happen in that genre?

[Cespenar]

And perhaps the most difficult question among them all:

Why aren't you posting more often in your games? :smalltongue: