D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal

[Serpentine]

Hmm... Could nearly tie into my old "Gorgeous, charismatic, likable bad guy vs. plain, unsociable, unlikable good/non-bad guy" idea... (based on a true story!)

[Mordokai]

In case I get to see Black Swan anytime soon I just may get to working on this. With more free time coming up and a wish to do a campaign of my own, that is as good idea as any :smallsmile:

[DisgruntledDM]

Funny, because of the Drizzt books the one that picture's from is probably the least talked about. :smallsmile:

Yeah but I liked the cover.

[The Tygre]

Houri? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73139)

Sweet Zombie Jebus, Batman! I was wondering where that was! I vaguely remember it from ages ago, just when I was popping into the homebrew section from time to time. I though I was remembering something from the old WotC mature boards. Ah, the mature boards; simultaneously everything conceptually wrong and yet awesome about those forums. I learned the board-killing question there, and if I could ever find the Succubus Master prestige class or stats for the orgasmoloth again... well, then I could die a happy man, I tell ye what.


Well, some Eladrin used to be like that. But Eladrin were generally a bit scarce in 3E fluff.

Heh. Explore Arborea to find relics from the Age of Wooing. Who says you can't make a game based around the BoEF?


I'm still amazed at the idea of a ballet horror film. :smallbiggrin:

Obviously, you've never heard of Suspiria. Our Ladies of Sorrow would like to have a...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_geaYLaNDaUw/SSLfu3n9HxI/AAAAAAAAAr4/L_eedxfJBms/s320/suspiria.bmp

... word with you.

[Lord Raziere]

And, coincidentally, probably the best in the series. Setbacks, epic battles, a villian 5 times as awesome as Drizzt...

Not much to complain about there.

agreed. He smacked aside Wulfgar as if he was nothing, has a big flaming sword, and somehow got blessed by Gruumsh even though he worked towards orcish unity and signed a peace treaty with Bruenor.

[hangedman1984]

And besides, hooves are a major turn-off. And this is coming from somebody who's very fond of succubi.

pfft, cloven feet make me hot




:smalltongue:

[CycloneJoker]

pfft, cloven feet make me hot




:smalltongue:

Pass the brain bleach, please.

[TheGeckoKing]

*Casts Mindrape*

[flabort]

Pass the brain bleach, please.

Secon... Hold on. Am I the brain bleach dealer, or the best customer? I forget. Anywho, what strength? Celebrity goof-up strength, or Eldritch horror? Personally, I like to go with a nice #52, where #1 is Celebrity goof-up, and #45 is Eldritch Horror. Although I've got bleaches ranging up to #150, if need be.

[Lurkmoar]

http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=220778

[Mordokai]

pfft, cloven feet make me hot
:smalltongue:

Enjoy yer kick in the nuts :smalltongue:

[Archpaladin Zousha]

Sweet Zombie Jebus, Batman! I was wondering where that was! I vaguely remember it from ages ago, just when I was popping into the homebrew section from time to time. I though I was remembering something from the old WotC mature boards. Ah, the mature boards; simultaneously everything conceptually wrong and yet awesome about those forums. I learned the board-killing question there, and if I could ever find the Succubus Master prestige class or stats for the orgasmoloth again... well, then I could die a happy man, I tell he what.

I'm a moderator for an RP board largely made up of Mature Board refugees. I'll ask around to see if one of them has those, and I can pm it to ya if I find it.

[Necro_EX]

Sex And Sensuality Are Not Evil.

When's someone gonna stat out a celestial that embodies the beauty of consensual lovemaking or somesuch...

The Nymphology (Mongoose publishing, I believe) has the 'creature of lust' template that could be slapped onto any celestial being, showing that they're from the plane of lust. Though lust on its own is often seen as evil by all the good-types, it could be interpreted as being sexuality in general. :D

[nyarlathotep]

The Nymphology (Mongoose publishing, I believe) has the 'creature of lust' template that could be slapped onto any celestial being, showing that they're from the plane of lust. Though lust on its own is often seen as evil by all the good-types, it could be interpreted as being sexuality in general. :D

Sadly however nymphology was a rather bad book.

[Yora]

http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=220778
I have a high resistance to dressed up (or dressed down) chicks, and I can't se any armed buttler. Or is he supposed to stand behind me?

[Necro_EX]

Sadly however nymphology was a rather bad book.

Yeah, it definitely could have used some more polish. I don't really think the writers were taking it as seriously as they could have, which is really a shame because sexuality is something that can be handled maturely in-game, buuut...

[Greenish]

I have a high resistance to dressed up (or dressed down) chicks, and I can't se any armed buttler. Or is he supposed to stand behind me?She is the Butler*. The gun is in her left hand.


*Not in the sense of being a manservant, obviously. It's her surname, but that means you don't want to mess with her.

[flabort]

Julia Butler? That butler?
As in, Miss Fowl's servant?

[Cieyrin]

Yeah, it definitely could have used some more polish. I don't really think the writers were taking it as seriously as they could have, which is really a shame because sexuality is something that can be handled maturely in-game, buuut...

The BoEF did an alright job of taking the topic seriously enough to provide a framework in which such stories could be told and for them to be meaningful. For me, the book is both strangely tantalizing and a little abhorrent, where when I'm reading it I start thinking about optimizing characters to take advantage of certain feats and whatnots...

yeah...:smallredface:

[Yora]

It certainly is a very powerful motivator, and one that quite often has led people to do amazingly stupid things.
And doing stupid things is the bread and butter of the PCs. :smallbiggrin:
Saving the princess from the dragon is all about sex.

If you manage to find a way to come up with sexualy motivated plots without getting akward, you've come upon the best plot hook since "demons invade the world and want to destroy everything".

[Mordokai]

Julia Butler? That butler?
As in, Miss Fowl's servant?

Yeah, I wouldn't figure that out either. Especieally since I never got very Asian impression from the Butlers :smalltongue:

[FoE]

Some that I came up with playing the game yesterday.

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2792/motivator66a5f254839452.jpg

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1236/motivator3728b7c7a53ec3.jpg

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8572/motivatorc099f9e51e96d5.jpg

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/286/motivatorcb241fce229fa6.jpg

Medium Spoiler:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5348/motivator4abc2b9188cc4b.jpg

Nice. I like the Lady of the Forest one, especially.

[flabort]

Yeah, I wouldn't figure that out either. Especieally since I never got very Asian impression from the Butlers :smalltongue:

Actually, in the third book (The Eternity Code), it states that her mix of Asian and European genes would let her fit in anywhere. I wouldn't think that was her either, but apparently it is. The more you know...

[Mordokai]

Being some time since I read the book. I allow for the possibility that some details have escaped me by now.

[Greenish]

I was just joking. I don't think the poster was meant to be a reference. :smallamused:

[Talbot]

More. An, if anyone wants to put them in a grid, it is, as always, appreciated.


http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/95a713a67af05957049d261699cb0a76646eebed7c2f8320a2 79aa69f11992385g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/cfd52d1d6f88449ae992f3b2d317640e857f1feaa379751105 93360b2c56269a5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/d02a00ed844cad395ad986a2a41f7c719ba583805c714a989a 0299ac2c2f69e65g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/135e5daf88c915cd2dd0d70eab7d345926e92dc77f0014b840 e700f03ed5fcfa5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/342d6cb274cf866d511fdb24ac1a6de78140c6ba77cc572a90 76fbd49b9e5a6f5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/4d0b39346cbbc5a863153c8e429e1d5748fa4649502fc14876 1586beb30b2d1e5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/cf10cbfca4cddb4b07ed0092740f300c7ea47287b13ef22e75 6e4678de4bdeea5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/9f6a9463af201c80c9fe6ed2d01b855efab3270afb09b9e0ef ef8c52973315d75g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/e3627655de3e84d85a39e39508e5ce0c3df9ff26196eee0e0a ea8c2869f306dd5g.jpg

And one more that won't fit in the grid because Gygax didn't count on Harvey Dent:

http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/9f641ddaad5059c5f96964cfed3b878b6d25c0296d73f78ab0 83633c3ee3f3275g.jpg

[flabort]

Huh. Harvey really is a conundrum. As relying on luck, that is chaotic, but as always letting the same thing make his decisions... Well, one could argue that that's lawful. That would mean he's either both chaotic & lawful, or neutral. However, I argue that he's not making his own decisions, which is purely chaotic all the way.
Now, what I think is the conundrum is his point on the good-evil scale. On one side all he wants is... well, he's not in it for the evuls. And yet, he uses evil and killing as his means. A paladin could say the ends justify the means, and argue that Dent is Good, but...
And then, It also depends on which version of twoface you use. The recent movies, the older movies, the even older movies, or the comic books?
For however many versions of (non-crossover) batman there are, there is a different version of Harvey. Fundamentally the same, but worlds apart.

[Choco]

You know what? The off-topic convos are getting way out of hand, so I propose we make a new rule for this thread. You can continue talking about whatever you want, but EVERY POST must have at least 1 new demotivator in it.

Putting my money where my mouth is:


{Scrubbed}
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1986/midbossmotivator.jpg

[Ravens_cry]

Ugh, Prometheus has among the ugliest costume I have ever seen, and that is saying a lot.
On topic:
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4016/bardinspirecourage.jpg

[Greenish]

Ugh, Prometheus has among the ugliest costume I have ever seen, and that is saying a lot.He's the NE one?

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/9756/motivator8ba992aa11beab.jpg

[Kobold-Bard]

Flicking through Dragon Compendium today:
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/aa.jpg

[tordirycgoyust]

{Scrubbed}

[Yora]

Nice. I like the Lady of the Forest one, especially.
I made a lot of screenshots all the time that may come handy as references for some drawings sometime. When making that picture, I noticed that blank but also intense stare when the frame froze for one second. The caption basically wrote itself. :smallbiggrin:

[Vknight]

Flicking through Dragon Compendium today:
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/aa.jpg

Yes I do my son

[dsmiles]

My latest contribution:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/14/93de619e-7cdf-4535-8dc7-927de5ebec35.jpg

[Ravens_cry]

He's the NE one?

Yes, him. *shudder* The picture in DC Adventures shows him in all his 'glory' and its even worse.
For natter, self made.
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/918/dwarfdruid.jpg

[dsmiles]

Yes, him. *shudder* The picture in DC Adventures shows him in all his 'glory' and its even worse.
For natter, self made.
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/918/dwarfdruid.jpgShouldn't that be "Dwarf Doo-dad"? :smallwink:

[Vknight]

Nah because it's all natural

[Ravens_cry]

Shouldn't that be "Dwarf Doo-dad"? :smallwink:
Maybe but as evidenced below many may not know of Pikle Bouldershoulder.
Another self made. Cliché, but I hope it amuses.
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9545/35511130.jpg

[Vknight]

Looks that same to me.
FLying crystals with little men fighting a group of people on a airship with a magic science robot.

[Ravens_cry]

Looks that same to me.
FLying crystals with little men fighting a group of people on a airship with a magic science robot.
I know right, total rip off from Lord of the Rings II: Electric Boogaloo.:smallfurious:
***
Not mine, but its adorable and I agree with the sentiment.
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7056/89475017.jpg

[dsmiles]

Maybe but as evidenced below many may not know of Pikle Bouldershoulder. I see your dwarf druid, and raise you a doo-dad.http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/15/c46f84e0-262b-4b87-b2be-e51f508b4c37.jpg

EDIT: And for those who think archers can't have nice things:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/12/129155698373223814.jpg

[Necro_EX]

Suddenly, I feel enlightened. Archer is a completely viable choice in 3.5. You have opened my eyes, dsmiles.

[Serpentine]

Lookie-nya what I found.http://static.zerochan.net/600/11/15/393261.jpg
http://static.zerochan.net/full/18/15/393268.jpg

[Reynard]

Lookie-nya what I found.http://static.zerochan.net/600/11/15/393261.jpg
http://static.zerochan.net/full/18/15/393268.jpg

Links are broken.

[Serpentine]

Are you sure? It's possible I need to save it somewhere myself, but it's still working fine for me.

[starwoof]

Yeah those links are definitely broken for me as well.

[Serpentine]

Huh. Odd. Alright, I'll be back presently...

edit: Alright, fresh from my own Photobucket. Working now?http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/serpentine16/393261.jpg
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/serpentine16/393268.jpg

[Necro_EX]

Oh god, the ponies!

It's too adorable...I need...Lo..ve..cra...

[Frozen_Feet]

Boyish line of the latter grid only shows as a grey block to me.

[Serpentine]

Grr arg. May as well shrink it down a bit while I'm at it...http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/serpentine16/393268-1.jpg

[SlyGuyMcFly]

My Little Pony alignment charts. My life is complete :smallbiggrin:

[Kuma Kode]

Oh god, the ponies!

It's too adorable...I need...Lo..ve..cra...

Gotcha covered. Warning: Not safe for..... anyone...

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/InnsmouthLove.jpg

Safer. Non-Lovecraft.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/aliceposter.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/HiddenDefenseweapons.jpg

[ToySoldierCPlus]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/HiddenDefenseweapons.jpg


I want a laser pumpkin death machine!

[Ravens_cry]

Gotcha covered. Warning: Not safe for..... anyone...

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/InnsmouthLove.jpg

Pass the Calamari!:smallamused:

[Archpaladin Zousha]

EDIT: And for those who think archers can't have nice things:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/12/129155698373223814.jpg

Um...wouldn't that make it difficult to shoot? I mean, according to legend, every Amazon burned off one of her breasts so she could use her bow better.

[Ravens_cry]

Um...wouldn't that make it difficult to shoot? I mean, according to legend, every Amazon burned off one of her breasts so she could use her bow better. Indeed, my chest felt sore just thinking about it.
:smalleek:

[The Rose Dragon]

Um...wouldn't that make it difficult to shoot? I mean, according to legend, every Amazon burned off one of her breasts so she could use her bow better.

Chest-binding. Possibly painful, but totally doable, even with breasts of that size.

[Spiryt]

Guys, you can find pretty big breasted ladies, as well as more..... 'plump' people of both sexes shooting bows quite successfully, without any painful mutilations.... :smallamused:

http://miroslaw1949.users.photofile.ru/photo/miroslaw1949/2110540/xlarge/34776115.jpg?

So I would dub it as a legend indeed, made up by slightly disturbing Greek or whoever. :smallwink:

[Gnoman]

Yeah, it was a legend. The greeks wanted to portray the Amazons as frightening, but also unhinged.

[Yora]

Weren't the amazones entirely made up? Like the greek made a lot of things up to emphazise their points.

[The Rose Dragon]

Weren't the amazones entirely made up? Like the greek made a lot of things up to emphazise their points.

It's sort of like ninja. Sure, they existed, but their reality and what tales survived of them to this day are not quite the same.

[Kobold-Bard]

Weren't the amazones entirely made up? Like the greek made a lot of things up to emphazise their points.

The Greeks didn't make stuff up :smallmad:

It was all aliens (http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Who_Mourns_for_Adonais%3F_(episode)) :smallbiggrin:

[term1nally s1ck]

There are no traces of removal in any works of art, but in the literature it is suggested that they burned one or both to prevent them from growing to full size. It's known as Breast Ironing, and it still happens occasionally today. Obviously not in that particular case, though. :smallamused:

[Spiryt]

Weren't the amazones entirely made up? Like the greek made a lot of things up to emphazise their points.

Of course, legend or myth is obvious word here.

There were Scythians, and other migrating tribes of the "North", that had apparently had seen quite a few mounted, women involved in fighting and hunting.

That was definitely unusual for Greeks, so the road from that to the myth of woman only warrior tribe was quite obvious.

[Yora]

It's sort of like ninja. Sure, they existed, but their reality and what tales survived of them to this day are not quite the same.

Okay, I'd like some source for that. What society is supposed to have been the "real" amazons?

[Eldan]

Scythians, I thought. IIRC, they were perhaps also responsible for "Centaur" myths, since they were great horse archers.

Amazons were supposed to live in Pontus, on the southern shore of the black sea.

[Aust Nailo]

Does anyone know what webcomic those military De-Motivators are from? The two I saw were on page 5, a surprise round and a pyro maniac poster. The webcomic looks great and I want to read it, I just can't find it!

[Eldan]

Gone with the Blastwave? It's quite nice, but very slow.

[Fhaolan]

Okay, I'd like some source for that. What society is supposed to have been the "real" amazons?

On the Trail of the Women Warriors - the Amazons in Myth and History by Lyn Webster Wilde

The leading contenders are Scythian and Sarmatian cultures being the seed that started the legends. There is also some evidence in Celtic mythology of these myths being far more widespread that first assumed. Such as the primary trainer of the Ulster hero Cu-Chulainn being the 'famous' woman warrior Scathach from the Isle of Sky who's sister (Aife) and daughter (Uathach) are also warriors. There is some speculation that the translations of the the Ulster myths are in error, and the Scathach, Aife, and Uathach are not from the Isle of Sky, but are actually Scythian.

[Lycan 01]

Gone with the Blastwave (http://www.blastwave-comic.com/) is the military comic. Hilarious, but short. And it only gets 2-3 updates a year, it seems. :smallsigh:

[flabort]

Well, it's not so slow as SMBZ, the Sonic/Mario crossover with heavy DBZ influences. Completely different mediums (Still images vs. Flash videos), but man, that is slow.

[some guy]

Huh. Gone with the blastwave kinda reminds me of Romantically Apocalyptic (http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/info). And when I say I kinda, I mean a lot.

[Kuma Kode]

Huh. Gone with the blastwave kinda reminds me of Romantically Apocalyptic (http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/info). And when I say I kinda, I mean a lot.

The most similar aspect is, of course, their update schedule.

Anyways, seriously, the monk build tangent got a lot of flak and lasted half as long. Less boob/archery dynamics and more de-motivators!

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/motivator7919759.jpg

[Vknight]

I know right, total rip off from Lord of the Rings II: Electric Boogaloo.:smallfurious:
***


Exactlly its perfect:smallbiggrin:

[Ravens_cry]

Guys, you can find pretty big breasted ladies, as well as more..... 'plump' people of both sexes shooting bows quite successfully, without any painful mutilations.... :smallamused:

So I would dub it as a legend indeed, made up by slightly disturbing Greek or whoever. :smallwink:
What is not a myth is that many modern woman archers wear plastrons as protection, for the similar reason many archers wear braces, just for a different portion of anatomy.
Maybe ancient woman archers bound one breast or wore similar garments for the same purpose and this started the whole "only one tit" Amazon story.

[Vknight]

Why are we discussing this it's idiotic.

[flabort]

We're nerds. Simple.

[Lord_Gareth]

Why are we discussing this it's awesome.

Fixed it for you.

[Vknight]

So I'm a nerd and currently wondering how to put more Christopher Walken in this discussion but that means nothing.

Also some pics
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r234/Reye_album/demotivational-poster.jpghttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/fit20inch/Demotivational/1173706983248.jpg

[Marnath]

We're nerds. Simple.

I'm just wondering how come no one has noticed that she doesn't actually have a bow to use her arrows with? :smallwink:

[Lord_Gareth]

Made by me:

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/Lord_Gareth/LustMotivator.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/Lord_Gareth/EndecaMotivator.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/Lord_Gareth/TheScourge.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/Lord_Gareth/Archangel-1.jpg

[Mordokai]

I'm just wondering how come no one has noticed that she doesn't actually have a bow to use her arrows with? :smallwink:

You're actually wondering that? :smalltongue:

[Vknight]

No not really.

Also some more pics

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r161/JosephIscariot/Exalted.jpghttp://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/KaznEffect/exalted.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/MorgaineLeFay85/motivator9068853.jpghttp://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac280/spacecase2035/motivation1.jpg

[Marnath]

You're actually wondering that? :smalltongue:

Usually the smallest detail gets picked apart before now, so yeah. :smallamused:

[dsmiles]

Made by me:

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/Lord_Gareth/LustMotivator.jpgWhy worry?
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/15/5351d509-00af-440c-afc3-3ced176bdca8.jpg

[Vknight]

Oh Crap I Frogot My Towel!!!

[Marillion]

Oh Crap I Frogot My Towel!!!
You're not a hoopy frood. :smallfrown::smalltongue:

Some alignment motivators based on Repo: The Genetic Opera. Only one entry for the good alignments, it was harder than you might think to find a Good character:smalltongue:


I'm not sure which picture I prefer
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/Saroth/decaf2.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/Saroth/Decaf.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/Saroth/Woo.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/Saroth/Legally.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/Saroth/graaaaaaaaaaaaaaves.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/Saroth/Zydrate.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/Saroth/Thankless.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/Saroth/Mag.jpg


And not an alignment one:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/Saroth/crap.jpg

[The Rose Dragon]

Well, I disagree with some of them. Pavi is Chaotic Evil, while Luigi is Neutral Evil. Nathan is Neutral Good (while the Repo Man is Lawful Evil). Blind Mag is Neutral. The other two are spot on.

What about Amber, Single Mom and Shilo?

[Marillion]

Well, I disagree with some of them. Pavi is Chaotic Evil, while Luigi is Neutral Evil. Nathan is Neutral Good (while the Repo Man is Lawful Evil). Blind Mag is Neutral. The other two are spot on.

What about Amber, Single Mom and Shilo?

I'd say Luigi is Chaotic because of his frequent temper tantrums and stab-happy mentality. He's the classic stereotypical CE PC :smallbiggrin:

And I do think Mag was neutral most of the movie, but her last act was Good, as it wasn't motivated by how miserable Rotti was making her specifically so much as it was an act of protest against Geneco's horrific business practices and the terrible people behind them. I think. I may need to watch it again.

And I agree with your assessment of Nathan/Repo Man, but the quote itself was Lawful Neutral. :smalltongue:

Amber and Single Mom are both true neutral (at least initially in Ambers case), and Shiloh I guess is CGish, but I don't have time or inclination to find appropriate quotes. :smalltongue:

[Necroticplague]

Please don't start up another alignment argument, for the love of all that's good and holy.

[Strife Warzeal]

Please don't start up another alignment argument, for the love of all that's good and holy.

And for all that is evil and unholy too, those arguments are a pain to read through.

[Welknair]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDQRIwImEVlYFaIMcnrND1lzdCWiNhD a5vslmoVTUbr9iyLiFy&t=1

Can we get back on topic, please?

None of the following are mine:

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/crossovercampaigns.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/dungeons.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Evil_GM.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Fortress.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/fumble.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/gamers3.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Gaming.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Interspecies_dating.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Ninja.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Nuke_from_Orbit.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Opportunity.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Penguin_PCs.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Power_Gamer_Priceless.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Priorities.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Shadowrun.jpg
One of my personal favorites:
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/gaming_humor.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Roleplaying.jpg
Sorry if any of these are redundant.

[Archpaladin Zousha]

They seem to be broken. I'm getting the dreaded "little piece of paper with a bright read X on it" image.

[Lord_Gareth]

They seem to be broken. I'm getting the dreaded "little piece of paper with a bright read X on it" image.

I can see them just fine.

[Welknair]

They seem to be broken. I'm getting the dreaded "little piece of paper with a bright read X on it" image.

Huh, they all seem to work on this end...

[Sanguine]

They seem to be broken. I'm getting the dreaded "little piece of paper with a bright read X on it" image.

I see them just fine.

[Vknight]

They are just fine.
Now lets move on.

[Welknair]

Well, I'm bored, so I'm going to post some more from that source.


Warning: Massive number.
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Trap_thief.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/FearlessPenguin.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Monster_PC.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Monster_NPC.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/D_D_no_substitute.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Knowledge_is_power.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/partydynamics.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Bar_Room_Brawl.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Too_Much_Magic.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Gamers_World.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/orders.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Web.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Animate_Dead.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Diplomacy.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Plot.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Players.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Listen.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Dark_Side_Perks.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/natural20.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Blissd20.jpg


I think some of those have been posted before, but I'm too lazy to weed out which ones.

[Welknair]

You know what? I'll just post the rest of the good ones.


http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Villains_01.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/sci-fi.jpg

What do you mean 3.5e Magic is unbalanced?
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Magic.jpg

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/clerics.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Female_Wizards.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/geek.jpg

I know this has been posted before, but I just had to.
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/GMAdjudication.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/DND_Office.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/monstrous_bards.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/old_school.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Warforged01.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Warforged02.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Call_of_Cthulhu.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Patron.jpg
Bonus points if you can recognize who the above is.

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Villains2.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/4e_commoners.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/sith_nazgul.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/oz.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Logic.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/hindsight.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/perception.jpg
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/cube.jpg

This one scared the Nine Hells outta me:
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/High-level.JPG

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/imagination3.JPG
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Omnipotence.JPG
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Sadistic.jpg


And that's it from there.

[Vknight]

Those are funny and beautiful

[Burnheart]

What comic are those 2 Daddy ones from?

[Lycan 01]

I love this thread and all that it stands for.

[Welknair]

What comic are those 2 Daddy ones from?

Not sure. Got both of them, along with all the rest, off of This (http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/). I got all of the ones I thought were worth posting.

[dsmiles]

I love this thread and all that it stands for.Truth, Justice, and the DnD Way!
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/15/1f79dcfc-a58c-4a30-9e15-ad69fdb6fdbd.jpg

[flabort]

In reverse order...



http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Warforged02.jpg


Whoa. I wanna make me some half golems...
What? Isn't that how it's done?

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/perception.jpg
I noticed something else...

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/geek.jpg

Awe, fiddle sticks. I'll admit it...


http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Web.jpg
Who told you my secret tactics?! I want answers!

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Gaming.jpg
Am I the only one wondering what she's hiding in that skull? :smalltongue:

[arguskos]

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Patron.jpg

Arcturus Mengsk, design art from Starcraft 2. :smallcool:

[Welknair]

Arcturus Mengsk, design art from Starcraft 2. :smallcool:

You got it. :smallbiggrin:

[arguskos]

You got it. :smallbiggrin:
I'm a major Starcraft fan. :smallcool:

I was just surprised no one else got it before me. :smalleek:

[Welknair]

I'm a major Starcraft fan. :smallcool:

I was just surprised no one else got it before me. :smalleek:

I think there are only three SC books that I haven't read... (I, Mengsk, The Queen of Blades, and the new Heaven's Devils).

+1 Internet if you know who Jake Ramsey is.

[arguskos]

I think there are only three SC books that I haven't read... (I, Mengsk, The Queen of Blades, and the new Heaven's Devils).

+1 Internet if you know who Jake Ramsey is.
Of course I know who Ramsey is. I liked the Preserver chick (never remember her name, want to say Zamara) more as a character, though. Also, Ulrezaj is like my favorite SC badguy ever. He's not even dead (technically) so he could well return as a bad-ass later on! I kinda hope he does.

[Welknair]

Big bad show off between the Hybrids and Ulrezaj? YES.

And crap, now I can't think of her name either. That's going to bug me.

Oh, and I think we're off-topic again... sorry 'bout that.

[arguskos]

Big bad show off between the Hybrids and Ulrezaj? YES.

And crap, now I can't think of her name either. That's going to bug me.

Oh, and I think we're off-topic again... sorry 'bout that.
Indeed. Also, check it.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u250/bloodydoves/faceofevil.jpg

:smallcool:

[Cealocanth]

Indeed. Also, check it.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u250/bloodydoves/faceofevil.jpg

:smallcool:

:smalleek: Woah... Now if only my DM flavor text could be even close to that vivid.

[arguskos]

:smalleek: Woah... Now if only my DM flavor text could be even close to that vivid.
Ulrezaj is a scary bastard, not even gonna lie. My text in that image was bad, but I think it's appropriate.

[Archpaladin Zousha]

Ulrezaj is a scary bastard, not even gonna lie. My text in that image was bad, but I think it's appropriate.

Ulrezaj? Who's he? :smallconfused:

[arguskos]

Ulrezaj? Who's he? :smallconfused:
The guy in the picture. :smallcool:

He's a bad guy from the Starcraft universe. The basics are that he's a psionic entity formed from the merger of seven powerful psychic assassins that goes around being crazy and powerful and evil and whatnot.

[Welknair]

He's a bad guy from the Starcraft universe. The basics are that he's a psionic entity formed from the merger of the seven most powerful psychic assassins ever to exist that goes around being crazy and powerful and evil and whatnot.

Fixed it for you. But yeah, he's pretty scary. Taking on the protoss, zerg, and terrans all at once... and surviving... and nearly winning...

Now I need to go make a slew of starcraft posters...

[Welknair]

...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2344/2119725658_7e7e8444fe_o.png


I found a bunch of others, but none of them seemed RPG enough for this thread... The rest are here (http://starfeeder.gameriot.com/blogs/The-Starfeed/StarCraft-Demotivators-Poster-series), if you want...

[Kaww]

What comic are those 2 Daddy ones from?

Try here (http://andersson.elfwood.com/). Look hard and you should find all of them.

[Pink]

Try here (http://andersson.elfwood.com/). Look hard and you should find all of them.

Be warned that link is NSFW. Well, some of the art at least.

[Yora]

Arcturus Mengsk, design art from Starcraft 2. :smallcool:

Somehow I see an image heavily inspired by Metal Gear Solid artwork. :smallbiggrin:
But I did recognize that it's not Big Boss and a Cyborg Ninja.

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Patron.jpg

http://images.wikia.com/metalgear/images/4/42/Big_Boss.jpghttp://images.wikia.com/metalgear/images/0/09/Grayfox.jpg

[Lurkmoar]

http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=221053


http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=221054

[Burnheart]

Thanks Kaww

[Callos_DeTerran]

Made by me:

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/Lord_Gareth/LustMotivator.jpg

Gareth, you have a source on this?

[Lord_Gareth]

Gareth, you have a source on this?

Sadly, no.

[Yora]

But I have that image in my fantasy pictures folder, and I think I remember where I got it...

Give me a few minutes.

Here you go. (http://www.artwanted.com/artist.cfm?ArtID=11535&Display=Med&SGID=0&Page=0) Thought it was Steve Argyle, but it seems not to be in his DA gallery anymore.

[docHigh]

http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=221054

I can't spot the changeling. I took 20 and still nothing. What am i doing wrong?

ps! i'd rate it as motivator.

[Lurkmoar]

Are you using True Seeing?

[Flickerdart]

I can't spot the changeling. I took 20 and still nothing. What am i doing wrong?

ps! i'd rate it as motivator.
The sofa is the changeling.

[Yora]

Sir, have +1 internets. :smallbiggrin:

[Janus]

Found the picture here (http://www.zombieoven.com/tag/gordon-freeman/), then made the poster myself.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/Janus3003/improvweaponmotivator.jpg

[Tiki Snakes]

Miss Czech Republic is the changeling.

[Kalaska'Agathas]

Miss Czech Republic is the changeling.

I don't get it.

[MightyPirate]

The sofa is the changeling.

:smalleek:

I am amazed.

On a similar note:
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7066/motivator3123552rd1.jpg

[Cieyrin]

:smalleek:

I am amazed.

On a similar note:
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7066/motivator3123552rd1.jpg

That's like the only time that camo actually works for anything. Otherwise, whenever I'm in uniform, I can only hide among my fellow soldiers, so it becomes a Zebra effect.

EDIT:
You know what? I'll just post the rest of the good ones.

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/imagination3.JPG

And that's it from there.

That is an amazing picture and I founds the source, too, making it my desktop background. Thanks for sharing! :smallbiggrin:

[Mordokai]

That is an amazing picture and I founds the source, too, making it my desktop background. Thanks for sharing! :smallbiggrin:

Would you be willing to share the source? :smallsmile:

[Cieyrin]

Would you be willing to share the source? :smallsmile:

Here you go: http://syncaidia.deviantart.com/art/Imagination-158346315

[Mordokai]

Thank you kindly.

[Astrella]

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/sci-fi.jpg


Where's this one from?

[Welknair]

Not sure. Got both of them, along with all the rest, off of This (http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/). I got all of the ones I thought were worth posting.

Again, not sure where he got the pictures, though it doesn't seem that people are having too much of a problem tracking them down.

[Dusk Eclipse]

You know what? I'll just post the rest of the good ones.


http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Villains_01.jpg

What does it means, that I read the caption to the tune of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day???:smalleek:



Truth, Justice, and the DnD Way!
[SPOILER]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/15/1f79dcfc-a58c-4a30-9e15-ad69fdb6fdbd.jpg
:smallannoyed: Sure rub more salt into the wound:smallannoyed:

[Cieyrin]

What does it means, that I read the caption to the tune of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day???:smalleek:

You and me both. :smallconfused:

[Mordokai]

What does it means, that I read the caption to the tune of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day???:smalleek:

Makes it all the more awesome :smallbiggrin:

[Kobold-Bard]

...

http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/Villains_01.jpg
...


...

Where's the quote from?

[flabort]

Look one post above yours.

[Reynard]

Look one post above yours.

...?

No, it's just the first six words that are in Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

There's no mention of corpses or heroes.

[Admiral Squish]

Where's the quote from?

Sounds like something the assassin from Serenity would say.

[Cieyrin]

It sounds like something Gilgamesh from Fate/Stay Night would say but I can't confirm or deny that. All my Googlings lead me to an Armored Core forum, where it was in somebody's old sig, which doesn't have a credit in it, either. :smallfurious:

[dsmiles]

Alone against an army, the paladin stands firm.http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/16/1a8663f8-69e8-4f70-83cc-2738c92692a1.jpg

[DisgruntledDM]

I mean, look at these freakoids!

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/jerseyorcs.jpg

Here's another that will make some spellflingers happy.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/fighterdemot-1.jpg

And this one isn't really gaming related, but I had to do it.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/Deadliestwarriordemot.jpg

[dsmiles]

Here's another that will make some spellflingers happy.Since we're on the art of Larry Elmore...http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/16/09269c1b-945a-457b-883f-94ea49b28941.jpg

[Vknight]

Once again we truly out do ourselves bravo brave soilders.

[Tavar]

A bit unrelated, but I found these posters to be very, very good.


http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/MPNADD5.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/MotivationalMarkHamill.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/MotiPoCouragevsCommonSense.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/MotiPoBonzai.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/Explode.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/116estrogenbrigadebaitoa2.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/24-1.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/14-2.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/15-4.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/5-3.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/motivator93084573a0ecbea3f8dcfb11d2a59317506b0183. jpg

[Vknight]

Not just a 'Jump Rope' he takes it for a ride around town

[flabort]

Probably the best quote from that (OK, but still) Kids show is "Genemite is made of rock candy".
That fine line, to bumi, is the freeway. And he still uses it as a jump rope :smallbiggrin:.

[Yora]

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/jerseyorcs.jpg
Hey, whats's that suposed to mean? I like orcs, they are an interesting fantasy race. There's no need to troll them.

[BayardSPSR]

Hey, whats's that suposed to mean? I like orcs, they are an interesting fantasy race. There's no need to troll them.

Hey, what's that supposed to mean? I like trolls, they're an interesting fantasy race. There's no need to elf them.

[Gnoman]

Since we're on the art of Larry Elmore...http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/16/09269c1b-945a-457b-883f-94ea49b28941.jpg

Sturm and Kitiana, isn't it?

[DisgruntledDM]

Hey, whats's that suposed to mean? I like orcs, they are an interesting fantasy race. There's no need to troll them.

It's not my fault they look like orcs...though snooki could very well be some sort of orc/troll hybrid.

[Yora]

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/10/14/1014-southpark-snooki-video-1-credit.jpg

[The Rose Dragon]

Sturm and Kitiana, isn't it?

Laurana. Kitiana has dark hair and has never wielded a Dragonlance to my knowledge.

[hamlet]

Laurana. Kitiana has dark hair and has never wielded a Dragonlance to my knowledge.

But, in all fairness, she was present for that particular event.

[The Rose Dragon]

Well, yes. Without her, Sturm would not be lying on the ground in the picture.

[hamlet]

To be fair, though, he did deliver a rather nasty laceration to her pet's nose just prior.

[Gnoman]

IIRC, she did stab him with a lance, and that looked very muscular for an elven princess.

[The Rose Dragon]

IIRC, she did stab him with a lance, and that looked very muscular for an elven princess.

Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that Kitiara has curly dark hair, not wavy blonde hair.

[Lurkmoar]

http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=221328

[Gnoman]

Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that Kitiara has curly dark hair, not wavy blonde hair.

I didn't even look at the hair color, to be honest. Artists almost never get that right.

[hamlet]

I didn't even look at the hair color, to be honest. Artists almost never get that right.

Elmore usually does.

[grimbold]

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/10/14/1014-southpark-snooki-video-1-credit.jpg
for the record
Snookie worked at my aunts company before she got on jersey shore

[Greenish]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z77/Ilavator/MotiPoBonzai.jpgI always thought that "bonsai" are them lil' trees, and "Banzai!" is what you shout if you feel "Geronimo!" is too long.

[Cieyrin]

I always thought that "bonsai" are them lil' trees, and "Banzai!" is what you shout if you feel "Geronimo!" is too long.

You knew what they meant, even if it's not properly spelled. :smalltongue:

[Tavar]

True. Plus, all of those were found elsewhere. Well, except the Spike one.

[Greenish]

You knew what they meant, even if it's not properly spelled. :smalltongue:Such trifles have yet to stop me from nitpicking. :smallcool:

[The Tygre]

Hey, anybody know any characters for a druid lich? Like, from a media source? I've got all the other spellcasters covered, but I can't think of anyone good for druid lich. I'm thinking of doing a series on liches...

[Yora]

There is one druid lich in a book about Faerûn. I think he lives in the High Forest and has some preference for ice spells. But I can't just remember in what context he is mentioned. Eldreth Veluuthra?
There's also a picture of him.

E: Google can make everything so easy:
Here he is, Lossarwyn the Ice Lich
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/cor_gallery/89553.jpg

[The Tygre]

Thanks, but I've just thought of someone. Took me a minute there, but I think he's perfect for the job.

[Lucid]

This one scared the Nine Hells outta me:
http://stevencreech.com/images/posters/High-level.JPG Anybody got the source on this one? I know it's Thor vs Jormungandr but tineye only comes up with a small version.

Some I made:
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t208/party_master/supespaladin.jpghttp://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t208/party_master/nextwavepcs.jpghttp://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t208/party_master/sothdeathknight.jpghttp://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t208/party_master/dlanimated.jpg

[dsmiles]

Sweet! My "Don't Panic" demotivator made the Very Demotivational homepage! :smallbiggrin:

[9mm]

And this one isn't really gaming related, but I had to do it.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/Deadliestwarriordemot.jpg

sadly, I remember when TNA was good; the turning point? Getting on Spike :smallsigh:

anyway, POSTERS!


http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/9mm_fistcuffs/sakuracrossover.jpg


http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/9mm_fistcuffs/social.jpg

[Tavar]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t208/party_master/motivatorcdbecba9baf8713c7c8ff8bbd1b0ce2047ed0586. jpg

What's this of?

[Lucid]

What's this of?
The Dragonlance animated movie. It's truly dreadful.:smallsigh:

[Heliomance]

Weird - the characters look like 80s era cartoon animation, but the draconians are clearly CGI of a level that wasn't even slightly possible back then.

[nyarlathotep]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/9mm_fistcuffs/social.jpg


What is the source on this one.

[Noedig]

^^ Also would love to know the source. Im familiar with Bartoc the Leaper and Tarantula but not the gentleman in blue.

[9mm]

^^ Also would love to know the source. Im familiar with Bartoc the Leaper and Tarantula but not the gentleman in blue.

Taskmaster. as for source no idea. however based on his costume, probably the short-lived Taskmaster comic.

[Noedig]

I would never have guessed Taskmaster. The costume is different for him.

[Lucid]

Weird - the characters look like 80s era cartoon animation, but the draconians are clearly CGI of a level that wasn't even slightly possible back then. It's actually from 2008. The voice acting isn't half bad (especially Kiefer Sutherland as Raistlin), but I just wish they'd spend the CGI budget on classic animation. The combination just looks weird, even more when you've got a drawn Verminaard riding a CGI dragon.:smallconfused:

Penance:http://wiki.rpg.net/images/d/d3/MPost16391-49fs3tt.jpg

[Talbot]

Taskmaster. as for source no idea. however based on his costume, probably the short-lived Taskmaster comic.

Actually, it's from the absolutely phenomenal Gail Simon run on "Agent X". Issue 6 or so, I believe. It's like Deadpool, only without Deadpool (usually), and also better.

[Merellis]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/9mm_fistcuffs/sakuracrossover.jpg


Where did you find this? Souuuurce. O:

[Zanatos777]

Where did you find this? Souuuurce. O:

Agreed that is awesome. It took me a moment to place the staff.

[AtlanteanTroll]

You and me both. :smallconfused:

Make that 3, and I didn't even see the Green Day comment. :smallconfused:

[Fox Box Socks]

Taskmaster is made of awesome.

[Tiki Snakes]

Because I was instructed that I should, a reposting from elsewhere (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187613);


http://i53.tinypic.com/1ou87c.jpg

Not Sure what else can be said, really. :smallsmile:

[Marnath]

Because I was instructed that I should, a reposting from elsewhere (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187613);

I don't get it... :smallconfused:

[Serpentine]

Follow the link, and all will be elucidated.

[Marnath]

Follow the link, and all will be elucidated.

I already read that thread. I still don't get it.

[Serpentine]

Uh... Did you look at the first post in the thread? Dunno how else to explain it...

[9mm]

Where did you find this? Souuuurce. O:

I pulled it from the from another poster thread on another board a few years back, tineye can't find a hard lock, with the closest being a japanse site. sorry.

[AngelSword]

Genre crossing can be dangerous
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/18/85b23601-b100-4891-a107-de3e21782ce8.jpg

[The Rose Dragon]

Agreed that is awesome. It took me a moment to place the staff.

That's Sakura's staff, right? Used to activate Clow / Sakura cards?

[Kris Strife]

Genre crossing can be dangerous
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/18/85b23601-b100-4891-a107-de3e21782ce8.jpg

The Glorft are attacking! :smallbiggrin:

[SlyGuyMcFly]

That's Sakura's staff, right? Used to activate Clow / Sakura cards?

That's the one.

[dsmiles]

Genre crossing can be dangerous
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/18/85b23601-b100-4891-a107-de3e21782ce8.jpg

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Mechathulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Eldan]

In his repair shop on Mars Mechathulhu stands, refueling..

[Lycan 01]

The Adeptus Mechanicus worship Mechathulhu?! It all makes sense now! :smalleek:

[The Rose Dragon]

That's the one.

Man, it's been years since I've watched Carp Captor Sakura. It's the only anime I ever watched seriously, so that thing made me nostalgic.

[Necroticplague]

Man, it's been years since I've watched Carp Captor Sakura. It's the only anime I ever watched seriously, so that thing made me nostalgic.

I don't think that show was about fishing.

[The Rose Dragon]

I don't think that show was about fishing.

Wow, that is a weird typo, considering p and d are nowhere near each other on my keyboard.

Though granted, it would be an interesting show if it were. Not good, necessarily, but interesting.

[Yora]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5240/motivatorfb262805c80810.jpg

[Greensleeves]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5240/motivatorfb262805c80810.jpg

That was awesome!

[Jair Barik]

Though she appears to be suffering from some sort of Deegan-ish art problem. The carp appears to be living inside her jackety thing but its tail pokes out the other side of her arm.

[Yora]

And I took so much care to cut things out correctly.
I still think it looks alright, here (http://www.animeresimleri.com/data/media/42/card_captor_sakura_3.jpg)'s the original image.

[Gnoman]

Not carp! Carp will murder her like they have so many poor dwarves.

[The Rose Dragon]

Though she appears to be suffering from some sort of Deegan-ish art problem. The carp appears to be living inside her jackety thing but its tail pokes out the other side of her arm.

It's behind her torso, not going through it. If it helps you visualize it better in your head, it is under her left arm, not right.

[Reynard]

I think it looks more like she's had a fish stabbed through her torso. :smalltongue:

penance:
http://img.ie/14790.jpg

[dsmiles]

My dues. TGIF!
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/18/b0cf07fb-0a39-4b13-b3da-53902cca7b86.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/18/9047f31d-7bb4-4e0b-b8ec-415b1c917288.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/18/ba5b3a6e-ef36-4c6e-9530-d968fd4cc109.jpg

[grimbold]

I think it looks more like she's had a fish stabbed through her torso. :smalltongue:

penance:
http://img.ie/14790.jpg
yes yes i do.

[Lord Raziere]

yes yes i do.

nah, I don't like to step backwards.

[Achernar]

So... what comic are the "Diplomacy/Daddy!" and "I said SLAY the Dragon, not LAY the dragon!" posters from? I really want to read this now...

[DisgruntledDM]

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/byrondemot.jpg

In case you don't know, this is Byron Ferguson, an exhibition archer who does all these crazy shots like shooting bullseyes using his feet to draw the bow.

[Adumbration]

http://www.fakeposters.com/generator/view/2011/02/19/ic7u3da1b9/

In case you don't know, this is Byron Ferguson, an exhibition archer who does all these crazy shots like shooting bullseyes using his feet to draw the bow.

Picture isn't loading for me. Maybe host it on imageshack?

[DisgruntledDM]

No, I posted the wrong link. It's fixed.

[Frozen_Feet]

So... what comic are the "Diplomacy/Daddy!" and "I said SLAY the Dragon, not LAY the dragon!" posters from? I really want to read this now...
Not a comic, just a series of humorous pictures. Can be found here (http://andersson.elfwood.com/), along with other pictures. Warning for mature content.

[DisgruntledDM]

Not a comic, just a series of humorous pictures. Can be found here (http://andersson.elfwood.com/), along with other pictures. Warning for mature content.

I love the one about censorship. Thanks for the link

[dsmiles]

Not a comic, just a series of humorous pictures. Can be found here (http://andersson.elfwood.com/), along with other pictures. Warning for mature content.
I almost hate you. Now I won't be able to get anything done tonight. :smalltongue:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/18/ca10a5f1-dfdf-4fb3-8055-818df899de64.jpg

[Mordokai]

Not a comic, just a series of humorous pictures. Can be found here (http://andersson.elfwood.com/), along with other pictures. Warning for mature content.

Though I would very much like to see Fred do a comic with those characters :smallbiggrin:

[Burnheart]

Though I would very much like to see Fred do a comic with those characters :smallbiggrin:

Seconded, it would be great if there was a Comic about the Bard and his friends:smallbiggrin:

[Kesnit]

The Adeptus Mechanicus worship Mechathulhu?! It all makes sense now! :smalleek:

Yes, it does. And thanks to this, I have failed ANOTHER SAN check.

[flabort]

Seconded, it would be great if there was a Comic about the Bard and his friends:smallbiggrin:

Yes, it does. And thanks to this, I have failed ANOTHER SAN check.

So do I, Kesnit, but not for the reasons that you must.
Burnheart, thanks to you, everyday reality is just a little less desirable. Until this happens, I am just this much more insane. :smallamused: :smallannoyed: :smallmad: :smallfurious:

[Burnheart]

Burnheart, thanks to you, everyday reality is just a little less desirable. Until this happens, I am just this much more insane. :smallamused: :smallannoyed: :smallmad: :smallfurious:

muahahahaha:smallbiggrin:

[Derjuin]

First shot at making these:


http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc273/xilobucket/DuckofDoom2.jpg

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc273/xilobucket/BBEG.jpg

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc273/xilobucket/Improv.jpg

[Mando Knight]

The picture should explain the quote.
http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq128/Mando_Knight/EberronMotivational.jpg

[dsmiles]

The picture should explain the quote.
http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq128/Mando_Knight/EberronMotivational.jpgCrazy. But that's how it goes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE)

[Yora]

In case you don't know, this is Byron Ferguson, an exhibition archer who does all these crazy shots like shooting bullseyes using his feet to draw the bow.
Yeah, shoting coins out of the air, doing tripple riochets into a bullseye...
He makes Legolas look bad. :smallbiggrin:

[DisgruntledDM]

If he'd been with the fellowship in place of Legolas, the battle at Pelennor fields would've been a lot different. Like, instead of jumping on the mumakil, shooting it, and sliding down the trunk, he would've just shot it, in the eye, from 80 yards away, while aiming with a mirror.

[Dante & Vergil]

Crazy. But that's how it goes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE)

You're also forgetting Iron Man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GECit4oSpbk)

[Mando Knight]

You're also forgetting Iron Man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dt5BVVAMGg)
If I'm not mistaken, that's the Metallica cover of the song...

[Dante & Vergil]

Dang it! That's what I get for only finding it.
Edit: The should be to something else now, except in your quote.

[Tiki Snakes]

Actually, a Metallica + Ozzy cover, so pretty close really. :smallsmile: (Well, far as I can tell, anyway).

The edited post above now has the original, I notice.

[MightyPirate]

Most will probably have seen it but just in case. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o)
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/488/motivator272c42a2e2ca0a.jpg

Some more Fredrik K T Andersson, much of his stuff is screaming to be made into a poster.
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1148/motivator2932914de84e97.jpg

[Yora]

Another one I got from reading the Dragon Age thread:
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7697/ashesmot.jpg

The one character to the left is the Guardian of "the Urn of Sacred Ashes of Holy Andraste" which can cure any illness.
The character on the right was forced to join an organization of undead hunters because they can slow down his fatal pisoning by demon blood.
:smallbiggrin:

[dsmiles]

Probably a little overused, but why not:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/20/febf0b30-a53b-4a56-82a6-d10ada9ef821.jpg

[Gettles]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Gettles/Posters/motivatordcce940f1444231e1bc6b08daca5d3294ede999f. jpg

[golentan]

Posted this in the warlock thread a second ago.
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/051/1/a/eldritch_blast_by_golentan-d3a1bxd.jpg

[Chilingsworth]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Gettles/Posters/motivatordcce940f1444231e1bc6b08daca5d3294ede999f. jpg

Who is this/which movie (or show, or whatever,) is he from?

[dsmiles]

Demotivators for the Demotivator God!
Funny for the Funny Throne!
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/13/007d2f6b-bdb9-47e2-9e4e-8cbef3395840.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/20/e8a26e59-9e19-49a9-9961-6a1ee69e2dfd.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/21/c63e085a-4af2-4712-b20d-3155079976c7.jpg

[Mordokai]

Not that it's your fault, but that second one would be oh so much better with correct spelling.

[Yora]

For the Emporer!