D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal

[BayardSPSR]

For the Emporer!

Fear the threat of emporement...

[Noedig]

Lol @ Pixie Paladin. I will make one now, and it will have a dire toad mount. Shenanigans will ensue.

[Loki Eremes]

dont know if already on this thread but


http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2008/9/Inquisitors-11003357.jpeg



http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr261/TheQ651/Inquisition_Motivational_by_T_H_E_Q.jpg

Our chief weapons is surprise,
surprise and fear, fear and surprise
our TWO weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency...
our THREE weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the emperor, no...
our FOUR weapons....amongst out weaponry are such elements as fear and..

...Oh I'll deep strike again.


i know it was warhammer, but what the hell xD
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[Kobold-Bard]

Not made by me and I have no idea who the characters are/where they're from, but I do like the new alignments:

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/1298315010199.jpg

[Reynard]

I have no idea who Ordinary Useless is, and I've actually watched the show.

[Cieyrin]

Not made by me and I have no idea who the characters are/where they're from, but I do like the new alignments:

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/1298315010199.jpg

They're all characters from Code Geass, starting with Lelouch in the upper left and Suzaku below him and rapidly getting into other characters I'll have to look up to name, as it's been a while.

[dsmiles]

Not made by me and I have no idea who the characters are/where they're from, but I do like the new alignments:I dunno. Those on the "manly" side may have had their machoness exaggerated more than a little. I never was a fan of those effeminate anime heroes.

[CycloneJoker]

They're all characters from Code Geass, starting with Lelouch in the upper left and Suzaku below him and rapidly getting into other characters I'll have to look up to name, as it's been a while.

They would be Earl Lloyd for FO, Clovis for FU, Rivals for TO, Tamaki for OU, Jeremiah Gottwald for Manly Baddass, and I cannot disagree, then Diethard and Odysseus for Manly useless.

[Mando Knight]

They're all characters from Code Geass, starting with Lelouch in the upper left and Suzaku below him and rapidly getting into other characters I'll have to look up to name, as it's been a while.

Blue-hair is Rivalz, the guy who is pretty much Lelouch's self-proclaimed best friend in school.

Top-middle is Lloyd (the scientist in charge of Suzaku's experimental Lancelot Knightmare Frame).

Top and Bottom "Useless" characters are two of Lelouch's half-brothers, the bottom one being the heir to the Britannian Empire.

Bottom Left is Jeremiah Gottwald, AKA Orange-kun. He earned his badass stripes in the somewhat-maligned season 2, where he became RIDICULOUSLY LOYAL to Lelouch.

"Ordinary Useless" is Tamaki, who is essentially the counterpart to Rivalz for Lelouch's alter-ego Zero.

The Manly Ordinary is Diethard, a media guru who joins Zero's crew in season 1. His loyalty is to the most entertaining side.

[Cieyrin]

I have no idea who Ordinary Useless is, and I've actually watched the show.

He was part of Lelouch's Black Knights, Kaname Ohgi. He was basically minion-mode till season 2, when he found Villetta Nu and rode her gravy train out of obscurity.

Yeah, nevermind, I'm plainly misreading descriptions now and there are better references above.

[CycloneJoker]

He was part of Lelouch's Black Knights, Kaname Ohgi. He was basically minion-mode till season 2, when he found Villetta Nu and rode her gravy train out of obscurity.

N. As said earlier, he's Tamaki. Convinced he's Zero's best bud, and never did anything.

[Cieyrin]

N. As said earlier, he's Tamaki. Convinced he's Zero's best bud, and never did anything.

Corrected myself. Stupid picture I was looking at is a bit fuzzy, plus Ougi and Tamaki have that same headband. >_>;;

[Zieu]

So much for posting a motivator with every discussion post to keep the thread on topic, haha. That rule lasted all of two pages or so....

[Kobold-Bard]

So much for posting a motivator with every discussion post to keep the thread on topic, haha. That rule lasted all of two pages or so....

If you try and force the creative juices too much all you'll end up with is creative water. And creative water is stagnant and rubbish.

.....Yeah, that analogy totally worked >.>

DISTRACTION!:
http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/slides/d100.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zv6UdKQeJzM/TOFTYol0yeI/AAAAAAAABD8/Os7WX1R2GjY/s1600/paladin.jpg

Not Neither by me.

[Burnheart]

Kobold-Bard i don't see any Distraction just the words Not by me, your link needs fixing.

[Kobold-Bard]

Kobold-Bard i don't see any Distraction, your link needs fixing.

That's the distraction :smallwink:

No seriously, it's working for me. Anyone else?

Crap it stopped working, I'll replace it.

[dsmiles]

That's the distraction :smallwink:

No seriously, it's working for me. Anyone else?Worked for me.

[AngelSword]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/21/ed5d39f7-38af-4116-b006-c844bb6c913d.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/21/afcdca29-9565-475d-9c69-0585d03d7948.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/21/c273c4ee-d4dd-4159-bdc4-fdcb30ed0194.jpg

[Loki Eremes]

I shalt bring you some epic fightz

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p186/EarthScorpion/Motivational%20Posters/motivator1b4cd0d5e3d57c5156eb6aa3ba.jpg


(hope it wasnt already)

[Ason]

I shalt bring you some epic fightz

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p186/EarthScorpion/Motivational%20Posters/motivator1b4cd0d5e3d57c5156eb6aa3ba.jpg


(hope it wasnt already)

Is that Carmen Sandiego fighting Cthulhu?!?

[ToySoldierCPlus]

I shalt bring you some epic fightz

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p186/EarthScorpion/Motivational%20Posters/motivator1b4cd0d5e3d57c5156eb6aa3ba.jpg


(hope it wasnt already)

Is that Alucard preparing to fight C'Thulhu? Awesome.:smallcool:

[Kalaska'Agathas]

Is that Carmen Sandiego fighting Cthulhu?!?


Is that Alucard preparing to fight C'Thulhu? Awesome.:smallcool:

I like the first one better.

[dsmiles]

Is that Carmen Sandiego fighting Cthulhu?!?Maaaaaaaaaayyyyybee.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/21/e38c5b7a-8e4e-4558-bf44-c632c86054bc.jpg

[Pink]

Is that Carmen Sandiego fighting Cthulhu?!?

That'd be funny. I believe it's supposed to be Alucard of the Hellsing manga/anime vs. Cthulhu.

[TheCountAlucard]

Did someone call? :smallconfused:

[Lord Raziere]

the real disturbing thing I find here is why does Alucard and Carmen Sandiego look so alike?

[golentan]

Is that Carmen Sandiego fighting Cthulhu?!?

...

Sort of... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaFzO-Q6X2U)

[Gettles]

Who is this/which movie (or show, or whatever,) is he from?

The corpse looking man is Al Davis, the owner of the (American) football team the Oakland Raiders. To be fair, that is a picture of him looking particularly lively.

This is him looking more corpselike

http://i55.tinypic.com/25eutj6.jpg

[Noedig]

The dead walk among us!

[Welknair]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FtjF0afOXrk/S1yu2Vs8IRI/AAAAAAAAAHo/gxIjAsfm5Ig/s1600/DrunkenMaster.jpg

Yeah. It's kinda like that.

[Anterean]

http://seemslegit.com/_images/17eedf21ee5913dd603885f03e51ac9d/2622%20-%20chalkboard%20maps%20planning%20shadowrun%20shoo ting.jpg

It's exactly like this :smallbiggrin:

[flabort]

I notice the DM's not in his chair. What's to stop the players from looking at his notes? :smalltongue:

[Lycan 01]

I think the GM is the guy behind the wall of books, with his hands over his head in an exasperated gesture. I know I do stuff like that when my players take their plans in the completely wrong direction... :smallamused:

[Choco]

I think the GM is the guy behind the wall of books, with his hands over his head in an exasperated gesture. I know I do stuff like that when my players take their plans in the completely wrong direction... :smallamused:

Or maybe he, *GASP*, actually wants to PLAY THE GAME!! :smalltongue:

I have the same reaction when my players spend HOURS planning. Don't get me wrong, I support that behavior and let them do it, but after a while it gets damn boring on my side. These days I time my games to end on planning periods, and tell them to take care of that over the week before the next session. It doesn't stop them from spending 2 hours in planning at the beginning of next session, but that's a step up from the 5 hours it was taking before.

On topic:
http://www.factpile.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/warhammer-players.jpg

[Chilingsworth]

The corpse looking man is Al Davis, the owner of the (American) football team the Oakland Raiders. To be fair, that is a picture of him looking particularly lively.

This is him looking more corpselike

http://i55.tinypic.com/25eutj6.jpg

That's a real person?! :smalleek:

Oh well, at least they could start up that Tales From the Crypt show again, put him to use, and all.

[SleepyShadow]

Here's one:

http://s1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/?action=view&current=Combust.jpg

[Kobold-Bard]

Here's one:

http://s1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/?action=view&current=Combust.jpg

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/SleepyShadow-Y-U-No-Use-IMG-Tags.jpg

I like it all the same, where's Combust from?

[Jergmo]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5084/intelligentmonsters.jpg
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/563/escalation.jpg

[Cieyrin]

I like it all the same, where's Combust from?

Spell Compendium

[gbprime]

http://www.factpile.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/warhammer-players.jpg

I had to check that pic to make sure I wasn't IN it. :smallbiggrin:

[dsmiles]

Two of my Dakka favorites:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2008/3/1186237455039anonibjl5-23123754.jpg
http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2008/3/motivator6839276ry6-23124442.jpg

[Tavar]

I like it all the same, where's Combust from?

Players handbook 2, I think.

[arguskos]

I like it all the same, where's Combust from?
Spell Compendium. Combust is notable as being the damage source in one of The Mailman's best damage tricks, the Surge of Fortune Shuffle. It's spoilered below for you:
The Surge of Fortune Shuffle: This is a low Epic (level 21+) two round maneuver that deals 810 fire over two hits at the cost of a 9th and 7th level spell, plus some change and XP. On round one, cast Greater Arcane Fusion for Limited Wish -> Surge of Fortune and True Strike. If Spellsurge is already up, also cast Arcane Fusion for Assay SR and True Casting. If not, use another GAF to pump it out with an Assay. Use your move action to Hide in Plain Sight if you're capable. On round two, use your standard to cast Enhanced Twinned Maximized Empowered Combust as a 9th level spell. Use your move action to tumble next to the enemy. Then, use your swift action to activate Surge of Fortune, and finally, make the touch attack (which you can make at any point in the round after casting a touch spell).
It will auto-crit threat due to the Surge, get a +20 to hit on the crit confirmation melee touch attack, and have an SR check of 1d20+50 or so if you took the Marshal level. The 810 or so critted fire damage comes over two hits, meaning even Fire Resist 30 is pretty overwhelmed. If the enemy is immune to fire, you can use a Metamagic Rod of Substitution or just a Shocking Grasp (less damage) instead. The SR check is enough to get by a lot of Epic critters and some gods, and your melee touch crit confirmation roll with True Strike ought to be 1d20+30 touch at least, which again, is enough for most Epic critters and some gods. If you either screw up, or the thing for some ungodly reason isn't dead, cast Celerity immediately after your turn and dimension hop your butt away or put up a Force Wall or something. This could be adapted to lower levels with less metamagic, but its main value is the high damage/spell slot ratio and the shock value of so much damage, so it's less applicable.

[Cieyrin]

Spell Compendium. Combust is notable as being the damage source in one of The Mailman's best damage tricks, the Surge of Fortune Shuffle. It's spoilered below for you:
The Surge of Fortune Shuffle: This is a low Epic (level 21+) two round maneuver that deals 810 fire over two hits at the cost of a 9th and 7th level spell, plus some change and XP. On round one, cast Greater Arcane Fusion for Limited Wish -> Surge of Fortune and True Strike. If Spellsurge is already up, also cast Arcane Fusion for Assay SR and True Casting. If not, use another GAF to pump it out with an Assay. Use your move action to Hide in Plain Sight if you're capable. On round two, use your standard to cast Enhanced Twinned Maximized Empowered Combust as a 9th level spell. Use your move action to tumble next to the enemy. Then, use your swift action to activate Surge of Fortune, and finally, make the touch attack (which you can make at any point in the round after casting a touch spell).
It will auto-crit threat due to the Surge, get a +20 to hit on the crit confirmation melee touch attack, and have an SR check of 1d20+50 or so if you took the Marshal level. The 810 or so critted fire damage comes over two hits, meaning even Fire Resist 30 is pretty overwhelmed. If the enemy is immune to fire, you can use a Metamagic Rod of Substitution or just a Shocking Grasp (less damage) instead. The SR check is enough to get by a lot of Epic critters and some gods, and your melee touch crit confirmation roll with True Strike ought to be 1d20+30 touch at least, which again, is enough for most Epic critters and some gods. If you either screw up, or the thing for some ungodly reason isn't dead, cast Celerity immediately after your turn and dimension hop your butt away or put up a Force Wall or something. This could be adapted to lower levels with less metamagic, but its main value is the high damage/spell slot ratio and the shock value of so much damage, so it's less applicable.

I'd think we could squeeze in Searing Spell if we're going to use this at all often, so we ignore Fire Resistance, do more to Cold Vulnerable and half to Fire Immune, as some things have annoying resistance to EVERYTHING that makes Substituting impractical/not useful.:smallannoyed:

[Choco]

I had to check that pic to make sure I wasn't IN it. :smallbiggrin:

You aint the only one :smalltongue:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/Hasoroth/Baneblade-1.jpg
Man I wish more IG players would use these, mostly cause in the time it takes multi-thousand point IG armies to take their turn, I can go out to a sit down restaurant, have a 3 course meal, come back, and still have time for a decent nap...

[Jergmo]

Would you look at the crisp paint job on the Falcon!

The what, now?

[dsmiles]

The what, now?
Exactly. :smallbiggrin:

[arguskos]

I'd think we could squeeze in Searing Spell if we're going to use this at all often, so we ignore Fire Resistance, do more to Cold Vulnerable and half to Fire Immune, as some things have annoying resistance to EVERYTHING that makes Substituting impractical/not useful.:smallannoyed:
The Mailman is so feat-starved, I don't think you actually can. Just don't use the Surge of Fortune Shuffle against that stuff.

Of course, there might be a way to shoehorn in one random feat then Dark Shuffling it into Searing Spell, which obviously is fine, cause this is epic we're talking about now. :smallbiggrin:

[Tam_OConnor]

I come bearing the posters: http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/2373/20forbeingasleep.jpg
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4403/morethanyouwouldgetfrom.jpg
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5045/thug4lyfe.jpg
(relevant link (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12497978))

[Yora]

You can't trust other people to make good pictures of you, that's why. :smallsigh:

[Duos Greanleef]

I'm not certain it's not already here, but I come bearing this (which is not mine)
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk167/jnani6/Gunfightrules.jpg

[Duos Greanleef]

I'm not certain it's not already here, but I come bearing this (which is not mine)
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk167/jnani6/Gunfightrules.jpg

[golentan]

Two of my Dakka favorites: -snip-

That's not a dakka poster. This is a Dakka poster:
Da Orkz Diskoverz Mattematics.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/090/0/e/__Nuff_Dakka_by_golentan.jpg

[dsmiles]

That's not a dakka poster. This is a Dakka poster:
Da Orkz Diskoverz Mattematics.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/090/0/e/__Nuff_Dakka_by_golentan.jpgI'm sorry, you poster is a fallacy. There is no such thing as 'enough dakka.' :smalltongue:

[golentan]

I'm sorry, you poster is a fallacy. There is no such thing as 'enough dakka.' :smalltongue:

Nonsense. Any number of dakkas is insufficient. Dividing your ammunition stocks by 0 results in an undefined amount of dakka, which being non-finite (thus not a number) and probably very large (it at least approaches infinity) may qualify as sufficient dakka. It's simple, really.

[gbprime]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/Hasoroth/Baneblade-1.jpg
Man I wish more IG players would use these, mostly cause in the time it takes multi-thousand point IG armies to take their turn, I can go out to a sit down restaurant, have a 3 course meal, come back, and still have time for a decent nap...

I wish more people would use them too. I own a reaver titan and it can pop three per turn. :smallbiggrin:

[gbprime]

I'm sorry, you poster is a fallacy. There is no such thing as 'enough dakka.' :smalltongue:

Depends on who's left after the shooting is over. This... may have been enough dakka. :smallconfused:

http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/demotivational_posters_marines.jpg

[CycloneJoker]

I wish more people would use them too. I own a reaver titan and it can pop three per turn. :smallbiggrin:

A REAVER? You forked over more than a thousand bucks to get something that will suck in ten years, will probably break (I've heard horror stories), is a pain to transport, and has no practical use?

[Choco]

A REAVER? You forked over more than a thousand bucks to get something that will suck in ten years, will probably break (I've heard horror stories), is a pain to transport, and has no practical use?

Could be a custom model, I have known people who have built their own.

[gbprime]

A REAVER? You forked over more than a thousand bucks to get something that will suck in ten years, will probably break (I've heard horror stories), is a pain to transport, and has no practical use?

Nope. i forked over more than a HUNDRED bucks in 1996 for one of the originals. Still looks damn impressive on the field, i've built custom weapons for it and am one of the few that hangs banners from it.

I've been tithing to Games Workshop for 21 years now. :smallwink:

[Flickerdart]

Speaking of which...

http://www.norwichlaststand.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/normal_Reaver%20Titan.jpg

[Tiki Snakes]

Nonsense. Any number of dakkas is insufficient. Dividing your ammunition stocks by 0 results in an undefined amount of dakka, which being non-finite (thus not a number) and probably very large (it at least approaches infinity) may qualify as sufficient dakka. It's simple, really.

Still needz moar Dakka. :smallwink:

[The Tygre]

Silence, puny mortals. The Lich-ing hour is upon you;

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9340/artificerlich.jpg

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/7388/bardlich.jpg

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4228/clericlich.jpg

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9021/dreadnecromancerlich.jpg

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1015/druidlich.jpg

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3231/paladinlich.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5239/psionlich.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7198/psychicwarriorlich.jpg

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/1585/rangerlich.jpg

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5642/shugenjalich.jpg

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/3628/sorcererlich.jpg

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/8184/warlocklich.jpg

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4283/wizardlich.jpg

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8645/wujenlich.jpg

It should probably be made clear by now that I am MONSTROUSLY liberal with what I count as a lich, mage, or even undead. But I'm gonna' cover all my bases, damn it! Except for Shaman and Warmage. Because seriously, I'm tired. You all can fill out the rest.

[Sanguine]

Do you have a source on the Paladin Lich picture?

[golentan]

Do you have a source on the Paladin Lich picture?

Isn't it what's his name from Warcraft? Arthas I think (been forever since I played any of those)?

[The Tygre]

Indeed, that's Arthas aka The Lich King from World of Warcraft. Seemed like an obvious choice to me.

[Derjuin]

It's the Arthas-Ner'zhul amalgamation (hereafter known as "lich king") from end of Warcraft 3/mostly the second expansion for World of Warcraft.

Edit: 87% ninja'd

[Marnath]

Do you have a source on the Paladin Lich picture?

That's Arthas, of Warcraft fame. Well, the Lich King is pictured there too technically, but he's more a spirit inside some armor than a person.

*edit: Wow, I think that's the most savagely I've ever been ninja'ed. :smalltongue:

[The Tygre]

Hrrm... Ninja'd... Ninjas... Liches... Ninja Lich...

[Sanguine]

Huh, never played Warcraft.

Anyway because there have been too many post without a poster I give you the following(not mine). Hopefully someone else hasn't already posted it.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/Cormag_fanboy/PissingoffDms.jpg

[golentan]

*edit: Wow, I think that's the most savagely I've ever been ninja'ed. :smalltongue:

My response:
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/053/b/c/swordsage__d_1_by_golentan-d3a73sr.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/053/4/0/swordsage__d_2_by_golentan-d3a73u8.jpg

[Jan Mattys]

Silence, puny mortals. The Lich-ing hour is upon you;

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9340/artificerlich.jpg

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/7388/bardlich.jpg

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4228/clericlich.jpg

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9021/dreadnecromancerlich.jpg

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1015/druidlich.jpg

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3231/paladinlich.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5239/psionlich.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7198/psychicwarriorlich.jpg

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/1585/rangerlich.jpg

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5642/shugenjalich.jpg

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/3628/sorcererlich.jpg

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/8184/warlocklich.jpg

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4283/wizardlich.jpg

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8645/wujenlich.jpg

It should probably be made clear by now that I am MONSTROUSLY liberal with what I count as a lich, mage, or even undead. But I'm gonna' cover all my bases, damn it! Except for Shaman and Warmage. Because seriously, I'm tired. You all can fill out the rest.

What's the source of the psychic warrior one? Is that the Emperor from Warhammer 40k on the Gold Throne? It is the first time I see that picture and I was wondering where you took it from.

[Loki Eremes]

What's the source of the psychic warrior one? Is that the Emperor from Warhammer 40k on the Gold Throne? It is the first time I see that picture and I was wondering where you took it from.

Yup looks like him.

..tough i dont understood most of the relations between the "lich" and their descriptions.

[Serpentine]

I maded a one :B
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/23/672df926-c5d4-4ae7-ac47-3e2cf427157a.jpg

[Necroticplague]

I feel the sudden urge to stat up The Biting Pear of Salamance.

[Mordokai]

Found this one by accident.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t_xlGGymR7U/S9Yq-pBrUDI/AAAAAAAABHw/Xb45A_dJAVs/s800/THE+SPIKED+CHAIN.jpg

[gbprime]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/Cormag_fanboy/PissingoffDms.jpg

Man, I had that on a t-shirt in... 1977. :smallsigh:

[Fayd]

Yup looks like him.

..tough i dont understood most of the relations between the "lich" and their descriptions.

Near as I can tell, they're quotes from characters that tend to fit either the look of the picture (or are from the thing depicted in the picture...) or the actual type of lich itself... Voldemort (Harry Potter, Warlock), Arthas (Warcraft, Paladin), The Witch King (Lord of the Rings, Ranger), Xykon (Order of the Stick, which, by the way, is a REALLY cool painting of him...Right. The sorcerer), and so on.

[Mordokai]

What's the source of the psychic warrior one? Is that the Emperor from Warhammer 40k on the Gold Throne? It is the first time I see that picture and I was wondering where you took it from.

That's the almighty God Emperor?!?

Ok, I knew space marines were nutjobs, but I never figured they were this much of a screwballs...

Then again, I presume the state of their beloved "God" isn't widely known.

[Tavar]

In that state he still manages to keep what's effectively Hell largely at bay, and provide navigation for their FTL travel, which takes them through hell.

[Eldan]

They know he's basically dead, but they still need him on the chair. His corpse is their SatNav.


Also, that's one of the better pictures, really. I've seen a few where he's basically only a skull sitting on top of some machinery.

Edit: And why does that golden throne look like it has gigantic sub-woofers built into it's back?

[Jan Mattys]

That's the almighty God Emperor?!?

Ok, I knew space marines were nutjobs, but I never figured they were this much of a screwballs...

Then again, I presume the state of their beloved "God" isn't widely known.

Consider that the pic I knew, the one I think is in the latest Spacemarines codex, is this:
http://images.wikia.com/warhammer40k/images/e/e8/God-Emperor.jpg
Not much better, by any mean...

And a funny one I found online. Made me giggle:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3102/3147902627_41a83b22cd_o.jpg
:smallbiggrin:

[Choco]

Edit: And why does that golden throne look like it has gigantic sub-woofers built into it's back?

Well, if you were forced to sit still in the same chair for tens of thousands of years on end, I am quite sure you would appreciate some good music to keep you company too :smallwink:

http://samphotos.node41.com/albums/MyStuff/motivator9321714.jpg

[gbprime]

They know he's basically dead, but they still need him on the chair. His corpse is their SatNav.

Actually, no. The Choir of the Astronomicon is the navigational beacon, and that's a few thousand psykers all broadcasting in unison (and burning themselves out in the process).

The emperor has become a warp-entity. He is fed psychic energy by the throne, he steers events and empowers champions as best he can, and he empowers the Imperium's Astropaths (basicly gives them the "interstellar range telepath" prestige class).

There are many stories new and old over what else he might be capable of or what might be wrong with him, but those basics are true.

[Greenish]

Edit: And why does that golden throne look like it has gigantic sub-woofers built into it's back?Because it has.

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/912/motivator25b8874a3d9517.jpg

[dsmiles]

Because it has.

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/912/motivator25b8874a3d9517.jpgAll so he can take home the prize in those car shows, right? I bet it hops, too. :smalltongue:

[Eldan]

He gilded his entire throne. What did you think he was doing that for?

Uff course, dem orkz be winnin' all dem prices wiff der red trukks.

[gbprime]

Edit: And why does that golden throne look like it has gigantic sub-woofers built into it's back?

Actually, I always preferred this version... :smallamused:

http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs37/i/2008/261/e/8/The_Golden_Throne_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg

[The Rose Dragon]

By the way, just because I'm a nitpicker, shugenja are a Japanese thing, and God-Emperor Sun is more inspired by Chinese mythology, so he'd probably be a Wu Jen.

[Choco]

Actually, I always preferred this version... :smallamused:

http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs37/i/2008/261/e/8/The_Golden_Throne_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg

LOL, glad I am not the only one who imagined it that way!

And someone even made a picture, that made my day!

P.S., remind me to never eat whatever the God Emperor had right before his last fight... diarrhea lasting tens of thousands of years sounds like it might be slightly unpleasant.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5869/743237-0000motivator9660468_super.jpg

[Yora]

Does anyone know where you can find the "Join the army. Serve your country. Twice!" motivator?
Google Fu is weak.

[Greenish]

Does anyone know where you can find the "Join the army. Serve your country. Twice!" motivator?
Google Fu is weak.This?
http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/assets/8247/Karrnath2.jpg

[Yora]

Yes. :smallbiggrin:
Thanks.

[NEO|Phyte]

On the golden throne tangent, I offer this:
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7492/1182225619599.jpg

[SleepyShadow]

Anyone who's played one know's how it feels:

http://s1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/?action=view&current=arcanearcherdemotivator.jpg

[Fox Box Socks]

Since we're on a 40k kick, something I whipped up.
http://i54.tinypic.com/2v1qmat.jpg

[Morph Bark]

Silence, puny mortals. The Lich-ing hour is upon you;

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9340/artificerlich.jpg

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/7388/bardlich.jpg

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4228/clericlich.jpg

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9021/dreadnecromancerlich.jpg

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1015/druidlich.jpg

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3231/paladinlich.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5239/psionlich.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7198/psychicwarriorlich.jpg

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/1585/rangerlich.jpg

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5642/shugenjalich.jpg

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/3628/sorcererlich.jpg

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/8184/warlocklich.jpg

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4283/wizardlich.jpg

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8645/wujenlich.jpg

It should probably be made clear by now that I am MONSTROUSLY liberal with what I count as a lich, mage, or even undead. But I'm gonna' cover all my bases, damn it! Except for Shaman and Warmage. Because seriously, I'm tired. You all can fill out the rest.

I'd love to know who all those are. :smalltongue: I only recognize Xykon (sorcerer), Arthas (paladin), the God Emperor of Mankind (psychic warrior) and Voldemort (warlock). EDIT: And the Witch-King of Angmar (ranger).

You also forgot Beguiler, Wilder, Favoured Soul, Ardent, Divine Mind, Lurk and Archivist btw. :smallwink:

[Mordokai]

The ranger lich would be the Witch King of nazguls from Lord of the Rings.

Though to be fair, I never really got a rangerish vibes from it...

Ninjad by the ninja before me? That's probably a new kind of epic fail :smalltongue:

[Volthawk]

I'd love to know who all those are. :smalltongue: I only recognize Xykon (sorcerer), Arthas (paladin), the God Emperor of Mankind (psychic warrior) and Voldemort (warlock). EDIT: And the Witch-King of Angmar (ranger).

You also forgot Beguiler, Wilder, Favoured Soul, Ardent, Divine Mind, Lurk and Archivist btw. :smallwink:

The Wu Jen is Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China

[arguskos]

I'd love to know who all those are. :smalltongue: I only recognize Xykon (sorcerer), Arthas (paladin), the God Emperor of Mankind (psychic warrior) and Voldemort (warlock). EDIT: And the Witch-King of Angmar (ranger).

You also forgot Beguiler, Wilder, Favoured Soul, Ardent, Divine Mind, Lurk and Archivist btw. :smallwink:
The Cleric is Rasputin from the Hellboy comics, at least the line is. I would imagine the art is as well.

[hamishspence]

Actually, no. The Choir of the Astronomicon is the navigational beacon, and that's a few thousand psykers all broadcasting in unison (and burning themselves out in the process).

The emperor has become a warp-entity. He is fed psychic energy by the throne, he steers events and empowers champions as best he can, and he empowers the Imperium's Astropaths (basicly gives them the "interstellar range telepath" prestige class).

There are many stories new and old over what else he might be capable of or what might be wrong with him, but those basics are true.

If I remember rightly, while they generate the Choir- he still "directs" it (without him, the Choir wouldn't work properly).

A bit like them being the lamp in a lighthouse- and him being the motor that ensures it's visible from all directions.

[Cieyrin]

Anyone who's played one know's how it feels:

http://s1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/?action=view&current=arcanearcherdemotivator.jpg

That's only because they haven't seen the PF version yet.


I'd love to know who all those are. :smalltongue: I only recognize Xykon (sorcerer), Arthas (paladin), the God Emperor of Mankind (psychic warrior) and Voldemort (warlock). EDIT: And the Witch-King of Angmar (ranger).

You also forgot Beguiler, Wilder, Favoured Soul, Ardent, Divine Mind, Lurk and Archivist btw. :smallwink:

The Artificer is from Evangelion, though I can only remember his name in the reDEATH parody, Bob Dole the Cyborg. :smallbiggrin:

Dread Necromancer is from an episode of Adventure Time.

Druid is Blackwolf from the cult classic fantasy film Wizards (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizards_%28film%29).

Wizard is the Horned King from the Chronicles of Prydain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronicles_of_Prydain).

[Archpaladin Zousha]

That's only because they haven't seen the PF version yet.
Of what? The Arcane Archer or the Monk? And how is this intended? Is the PF Arcane Archer better than 3.5's? Worse? I'm confused. :smallconfused:

[some guy]

I'd love to know who all those are. :smalltongue: I only recognize Xykon (sorcerer), Arthas (paladin), the God Emperor of Mankind (psychic warrior) and Voldemort (warlock). EDIT: And the Witch-King of Angmar (ranger).

You also forgot Beguiler, Wilder, Favoured Soul, Ardent, Divine Mind, Lurk and Archivist btw. :smallwink:

The Dread Necromancer Lich is the lich king from one of the best Adventure Time episodes: "His Hero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E35CVd98ONs&feature=related)"

ALSO...HE FOUGHT A BEAR

EDIT: Wow, I got ninja'd so hard that it looked like I didn't read Cieyrin's post good enough.

[Cieyrin]

Of what? The Arcane Archer or the Monk? And how is this intended? Is the PF Arcane Archer better than 3.5's? Worse? I'm confused. :smallconfused:

PF version of Arcane Archer is much, MUCH better. Actual casting progression, useful abilities that aren't a collection of 1/days, magic arrows, etc. Have a look for yourself: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/prestige-classes/arcane-archer

[Archpaladin Zousha]

PF version of Arcane Archer is much, MUCH better. Actual casting progression, useful abilities that aren't a collection of 1/days, magic arrows, etc. Have a look for yourself: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/prestige-classes/arcane-archer

I have the book, I just suck at number crunching, so I have no idea on whether or not things are broken or not.

Now I wanna play an Arcane Archer.

[Cieyrin]

Now I wanna play an Arcane Archer.

Exactly! :smallbiggrin:

[Deity]

I'd love to know who all those are. :smalltongue: I only recognize Xykon (sorcerer), Arthas (paladin), the God Emperor of Mankind (psychic warrior) and Voldemort (warlock). EDIT: And the Witch-King of Angmar (ranger).

You also forgot Beguiler, Wilder, Favoured Soul, Ardent, Divine Mind, Lurk and Archivist btw. :smallwink:


Just because I don't think it's been said, I believe the Shugenja Lich is the emperor from Jade Empire.

[Greenish]

I have the book, I just suck at number crunching, so I have no idea on whether or not things are broken or not.What numbers would you crunch anyhow? :smallconfused:

Just look at the class features table: there's a "Spells per day" section.

[Morth]

Just doing my part.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7366/motivator64fbd504750462.jpg
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/6301/motivatorddeb1f2497284a.jpg

[Yora]

Inspired by a typo in a thread title, that just doesn't get fixed:

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1450/motivatorb5cba519cfcc28.jpg

[Pink]

Just doing my part.

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/3518/motivator2204ebd2b71fc5.jpg

I wouldn't necessarily call it bard, but rather Inspire courage/greatness/heroics. Awesome pic of Kamina though.

[The Tygre]

Okay, so my spleenin' to do;

The Liches as such are:

Artificer is Lorenz Keel from Neon Genesis Evangelion, though what I had in mind was him as The Elder of Days from Children of an Elder God.

Bard is Mok "the Magic Man" Swagger, a monstrously underrated villain from the cult classic, Rock and Rule. True to form, he is a satanic, possibly undead form of Mick Jagger.

Cleric is indeed Rasputin from Hellboy, prophet of the Ogdru Jahad the Seven Dragon Gods of Chaos. Try as you might, you just can't keep him down because this one has an actual phylactery i.e. an acorn where Baba Yaga keeps half of his soul.

The Dread Necromancer is The Lich King from Adventure Time, and he hasn't really made much of an impact yet what with all of his five seconds of screentime. But he was one of the six original characters for the show in production, is guaranteed a place in the next season, and, well, he isn't funny. (http://adventuretimewithfinnandjake.wikia.com/wiki/File:Lich_king.jpg)

I'm surprised someone got the Druid Blackwolf from Wizards. Speaking from a gamer perspective, Blackwolf would be a Blight Druid and his phylactery would be his old Nazi Propaganda Film Projector. I got druid mostly out of the magic and the shapechanging you see in his prologue.

The Paladin lich is of course Arthas (and Frostmourne) from WoW. No introductions needed. :smallsmile:

The Psion Lich is Akira from... well, Akira. Storing his essence in jars of his own organs, he was still able to reform his body decades later and use psychic powers the likes of which would never be seen again. Akira wasn't much of a talker, though, so I just got lazy and used the next best thing; one of Tetsuo(TETSUOOOOOO!)'s quotes.

The Psychic Warrior is the Emperor from Warhammer 40k, you use what you've got, blah blah blah, picture sauce here (http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=warhammer+emperor#/d1vslpl).

I got desperate with the Ranger and used the good ol' Witch King of Angmar (movie version). He was close enough, what with the spells, and the dual wielding, and the big Fell Beast animal companion, and the ring phylactery hyben glaven schmalwitz!

Sun Hai got to be the Shugenja even though he should be a Wu Jen, but my general reasoning was:
Jade Empire Magic = Elemental Magic
Shugenja Magic = Elemental Magic
If A = C and B = C, logically A = B. And you would not believe what a pain in the ass it was to find quotes and pictures for this guy.

Xykon, like Arthas, doesn't need any introductions, though I am ticked that I had to cut his quote so severely short. The pic is actually from this here Russian blog (http://www.diary.ru/~skiorh/p52450612.htm).

Voldey got to be the Warlock on account of much spell-blastiness and Avada Kedavra goodness, as well as needing to be something inherently magical. I actually considered him for the Artificer Lich for his propensity with magical items (Seven. Damn. Phylacteries.) and wands. Cheap, ain't I? :smallbiggrin:

Horned King is the Wizard because, first and foremost, he's another heinously underrated villain (seriously, a Disney lich?!), and as you've probably guessed by now, I needed someone to fill the slot. Ah, Black Cauldron, you had so much promise. Disney reaching out to the D&D crowd via book mutilation. What could have been...

And finally, Lo Pan is the Wu Jen as the classic Oriental trope of Evil Sorcerer (seriously, watch more Chinese cinema kids), and because Big Trouble in Little China needs more love.


You also forgot Beguiler, Wilder, Favoured Soul, Ardent, Divine Mind, Lurk and Archivist btw. :smallwink:

That a volunteer mission, son? :smallamused:

[Cieyrin]

I'm surprised someone got the Druid Blackwolf from Wizards. Speaking from a gamer perspective, Blackwolf would be a Blight Druid and his phylactery would be his old Nazi Propaganda Film Projector. I got druid mostly out of the magic and the shapechanging you see in his prologue.

It's just one of my favorite movies ever, tis all. C'mon, Elves vs. Hitler propaganda, how can you not love that? Also, the Fritz skit makes me name a character Fritz in any tactical game where are control multiple characters just so I can reenact it. :smallbiggrin:


The Psion Lich is Akira from... well, Akira. Storing his essence in jars of his own organs, he was still able to reform his body decades later and use psychic powers the likes of which would never be seen again. Akira wasn't much of a talker, though, so I just got lazy and used the next best thing; one of Tetsuo(TETSUOOOOOO!)'s quotes.

Damn, now I recognize it. :smallsigh:


Horned King is the Wizard because, first and foremost, he's another heinously underrated villain (seriously, a Disney lich?!), and as you've probably guessed by now, I needed someone to fill the slot. Ah, Black Cauldron, you had so much promise. Disney reaching out to the D&D crowd via book mutilation. What could have been...

The book series version was so much better than what Disney butchered together. You didn't get to see much of the Horned King but you KNEW he was a scary mother****er. 0_0

[The Tygre]

The book series version was so much better than what Disney butchered together. You didn't get to see much of the Horned King but you KNEW he was a scary mother****er. 0_0

True, but the original Horned King wasn't much of a mage. He was really more of a warrior, and was more of Dragon on his particular villain hierarchy. And I still say the animated Horned King has his merits. By which I mean he and the actual Black Cauldron are the only reason I endure that movie.

[absolmorph]

What numbers would you crunch anyhow? :smallconfused:

Just look at the class features table: there's a "Spells per day" section.
So does the Healer :smalltongue:

[Morth]

I wouldn't necessarily call it bard, but rather Inspire courage/greatness/heroics. Awesome pic of Kamina though.

Fixed it. Whatta ya think?

[Pink]

Fixed it. Whatta ya think?

Oooooh! Likey!

[SleepyShadow]

Personally, I like bards. However, this three-count party won't make it past 1st level ...
http://s1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/?action=view&current=barddemotivator.jpg

[Mordokai]

SleepyShadow, my friend... let me give you a helpful hint. Instead of using URL tags, use IMG tags. That way, you'll post image directly, instead of linking to it.

[balistafreak]

Personally, I like bards. However, this three-count party won't make it past 1st level ...
http://s1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/?action=view&current=barddemotivator.jpg

You obviously haven't heard of Dragonfire Inspiration, then. That's how you stack multiple bards together. Xd6 elemental damage per Bard, each Bard contributing a different kind of elemental damage - oh, but you do have one singing plain old Inspire Courage.

Seriously, when a 1st level character hits for 5d6 elemental damage it's freakin' awesome. :smallamused:

[dsmiles]

Thank you so much, NEO|Phyte! :smallbiggrin:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/23/7ddabdaa-ed49-4919-829f-1d077d6ee75d.jpg

[Pink]

In agreement. An all bard party would probably rock the socks of most encounters.

[Kobold-Bard]

Personally, I like bards. However, this three-count party won't make it past 1st level ...
http://s1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/?action=view&current=barddemotivator.jpg


http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/SleepyShadow-Y-U-No-Use-IMG-Tags.jpg

...

I'm just saying.

[Mordokai]

In agreement. An all bard party would probably rock the socks of most encounters.

Pun intended? :smalltongue:

[Pink]

Pun intended? :smalltongue:

A conversation about bards rocking out will generally metal the prerequisites for puns, good and awful.

[Mordokai]

You hurt my gray matter... what's little's left of it, at least.

[SleepyShadow]

I'm just saying.

I do it just because you don't like it.

Just kidding :tongue:

Nah, I can't get them to work right. When I preview them using image tags, it just brings up the little 'You Fail' icon instead of the image.

http://s1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/?action=view&current=ninjademotivational.jpg
Or ...
http://s1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/?action=view&current=ninjademotivational.jpg

[senrath]

You see that thing on the right that says "IMG code" when you view your image? Just copy and paste that.

[Pink]

Nah, I can't get them to work right. When I preview them using image tags, it just brings up the little 'You Fail' icon instead of the image.

The thing is you're using photobucket, it provides a formatted img tag version of your link. look to the left of the picture, there is a box called "share this photo." in there is a section called 'IMG code' and if you copy and paste that text inside that section, you should be fine.

[dsmiles]

Thank you so much, NEO|Phyte! :smallbiggrin:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/23/7ddabdaa-ed49-4919-829f-1d077d6ee75d.jpg

Not even a chuckle? You guys have no sense of humor. :smalltongue:

[SleepyShadow]

The thing is you're using photobucket, it provides a formatted img tag version of your link. look to the left of the picture, there is a box called "share this photo." in there is a section called 'IMG code' and if you copy and paste that text inside that section, you should be fine.

Thank you for the help :smallsmile:

[Pink]

Not even a chuckle? You guys have no sense of humor. :smalltongue:

Sorry, too busy making brain-numbing puns. Yes, it's quite humorous. :smalltongue:

[Jair Barik]

You hurt my gray matter... what's little's left of it, at least.
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator6f73155fbd81c94bc827953aa319c763a20a1860. jpg
Just for you Mordokai, it hurt your grey stuff the first time round, lets see if we can finish it all off :smallbiggrin:

And some new ones.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator66e03fe76fb19e4a9a4d4c7a589a813b3ed87922. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator2845bd3fb42d6caac26dc3ec7cdca1012282c760. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivatore7f778dce1fd3ac4037949042d3fc43a162eca81. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivatorc15c5d59ae374d2c8f64c96f15d666e1dee5832a. jpg

[Iku Rex]

For the Emperor!
http://i55.tinypic.com/2gv0q69.jpg

[Mordokai]

Just for you Mordokai, it hurt your grey stuff the first time round, lets see if we can finish it all off :smallbiggrin:

Thanks for the kind thought, but I've already been shocked by that one, so I've grown immune :smalltongue:

[Jair Barik]

I must ask though.
What was it that made it truly insulting to your brain? The puns of the comic itself, or the addition of another weapun onto the end?

[Mordokai]

Now you're just trying too hard :smallsmile:

And I guess it was... everything at once?

[Kobold-Bard]

Non WH related:
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/aac-1.jpg

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/037/9/7/Professor_Farnsworth_Motivator_by_Daimon117.jpg

:smallcool:

[Jair Barik]

Now you're just trying too hard :smallsmile:

And I guess it was... everything at once?

Axetually that one is the title of the strip. The comic (Nedroid/Beartato) entitles that strip Weapuns or some variation upon it. I kid you not:smallamused:

[Arbane]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/037/9/7/Professor_Farnsworth_Motivator_by_Daimon117.jpg

:smallcool:

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!
:smallbiggrin:

[Iku Rex]

Non WH related:
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/aac-1.jpg

WH related :smallwink:

http://i53.tinypic.com/12308ly.jpg

[Jergmo]

And some new ones.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator66e03fe76fb19e4a9a4d4c7a589a813b3ed87922. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator2845bd3fb42d6caac26dc3ec7cdca1012282c760. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivatore7f778dce1fd3ac4037949042d3fc43a162eca81. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivatorc15c5d59ae374d2c8f64c96f15d666e1dee5832a. jpg

Planescape: Torment and Homestuck? This thread is now

http://sparkadia.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/motivationa_poster_awesome_star_wars.jpg

[dsmiles]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/037/9/7/Professor_Farnsworth_Motivator_by_Daimon117.jpg

:smallcool:Oh, you got me...I so read that in his voice in my head. :smalltongue:

[Cieyrin]

Planescape: Torment and Homestuck? This thread is now

http://sparkadia.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/motivationa_poster_awesome_star_wars.jpg

You provoke me, sir.

http://i.imgur.com/j7aOc.jpg

[Jair Barik]

Some more planescape torment

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator4a2e1be39a27d0111e7f5ce9705ad1991a7c730b. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator508cf20890db430537089fdbdd5bab146347c64f. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator75fb4ad5108988546d6a3f91d4b0360fa7ebaa8d. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator896412e7518cc4a43c085de4b92891c0977080ef. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivatore68afca0f47aaca4161aa82ad42943946b41ad8c. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivatorf5854e87e875118d4841e379495ab9a4d429239f. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator341123f0d434057cc6090b011d9ef22f01f7dd62. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator4da3ef47534ab53d1ad41988bd9d4daf8568c372. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator006f4d82bf65a2e181fc33c7f67d7682af037f27. jpg
and spoilered for potential plot spoileriness

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator5ca2e4905fab1932475fd44ada7568edbb4e4dc8. jpg

Also one that is Warhammer related

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator55588f1a9f4cade1d81bf0c913de5a1f0b991c94. jpg

[hawkingbird]

Personally, I like bards. However, this three-count party won't make it past 1st level ...
http://s1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/?action=view&current=barddemotivator.jpg

Bards get UMD. UMD gets you scrolls of Animal Friendship. Animal Friendship gets you Animal Companions. I think an all bard team would therefore dominate anything that gets near them.

And a little off topic, but these made me laugh
[http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/australia-demotivational-poster-1224620380.jpg
{Scrubbed}

[Cieyrin]

Bards get UMD. UMD gets you scrolls of Animal Friendship. Animal Friendship gets you Animal Companions. I think an all bard team would therefore dominate anything that gets near them.

Animal Friendship and Animal Companions changed in 3.5, where one doesn't exist and the other is based on class level.

[MightyPirate]

Personally, I like bards. However, this three-count party won't make it past 1st level ...
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/barddemotivator.jpg

You gave me a competence bonus on my Craft: Poster check, I pretty much had to:
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/7341/motivator046e3031fd99d6.jpg

[SleepyShadow]

Presenting a new one, and it's NOT A LINK :smallbiggrin:
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/factotum.jpg

[hawkingbird]

Animal Friendship and Animal Companions changed in 3.5, where one doesn't exist and the other is based on class level.

*sigh* I guess that's what I get for only having 3.0 books :smallfrown:

[Vknight]

Presenting a new one, and it's NOT A LINK :smallbiggrin:
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/factotum.jpg

I'm so proud!

Also really do agree what more personally resembles the Factotum

[Kesnit]

Not even a chuckle? You guys have no sense of humor. :smalltongue:

I liked it. Although I think I failed another SAN check


For the Emperor!
http://i55.tinypic.com/2gv0q69.jpg

Speaking of failing SAN checks. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that.

I love Sisters of Battle.

[Choco]

Since we're on a 40k kick, something I whipped up.
http://i54.tinypic.com/2v1qmat.jpg

LOL, thanks a lot for that, I almost got in trouble for rolling on the ground laughing at work...

and of course, on topic:
http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1219871637247.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jp g

[Marillion]

Oh, you got me...I so read that in his voice in my head. :smalltongue:

I read that in my voice in his head :smallcool:

[Hawkfrost000]

a long time lurker and now a one time contributor!

sorry for the pixilation

http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator8c41df52a96d8a02a6b74e19e7cbacc1c1c155e4. jpg

[The Rose Dragon]

a long time lurker and now a one time contributor!

sorry for the pixilation

http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator8c41df52a96d8a02a6b74e19e7cbacc1c1c155e4. jpg

Ah, when will they learn that Big Huge Labs does not store motivators once created, and you have to move them to another image storing site under your control to post them properly?

[golentan]

Ah, when will they learn that Big Huge Labs does not store motivators once created, and you have to move them to another image storing site under your control to post them properly?

November 21st, 2032.

[The Rose Dragon]

November 21st, 2032.

Not if I mess with destiny first!

[golentan]

Not if I mess with destiny first!

They hear, and are coming for you... (sadly so very much not mine)
http://tomthefanboy.com/demotivators/Mine/sidereals2.jpg

[Yora]

Presenting a new one, and it's NOT A LINK :smallbiggrin:
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/factotum.jpg

NOW I understand what this strange class is about. :smallbiggrin:

[Loki Eremes]

And a little off topic, but these made me laugh
[http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/australia-demotivational-poster-1224620380.jpg
{Scrubbed}



and that not even a MVP... this one is.
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8702/tveuraxh.png




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[Noedig]

You see a huge monstrous spider. From Australia.
Monstrous Australian spiders have Web as an (Ex) ability at will, and poison that does 2d6 Con, and another 2d6 a minute later, with a DC 20 Fortitude save to negate. The also have a demoralizing aura as the spell Crushing Despair, with a DC 22 Will save to negate. All other spiders withing 60ft of the Australian Monstrous Spider receive a +2 competency bonus on skills, attacks, AC, and initiative.
This specific spider has a summon vermin spell (spider only), which summons no fewer than 3d6 Large Monstrous spiders, 3d8 Medium Monstrous spiders, and 2d10 Small monstrous spiders.

[Loki Eremes]

You see a huge monstrous spider. From Australia.
Monstrous Australian spiders have Web as an (Ex) ability at will, and poison that does 2d6 Con, and another 2d6 a minute later, with a DC 20 Fortitude save to negate. The also have a demoralizing aura as the spell Crushing Despair, with a DC 22 Will save to negate. All other spiders withing 60ft of the Australian Monstrous Spider receive a +2 competency bonus on skills, attacks, AC, and initiative.
This specific spider has a summon vermin spell (spider only), which summons no fewer than 3d6 Large Monstrous spiders, 3d8 Medium Monstrous spiders, and 2d10 Small monstrous spiders.


4d6 CON?!?!
OMG, nuke it from orbit!

[Noedig]

I know right? You call in the airforce for this kind of spider.

[comicshorse]

For those of us who are Arachnaphobic (ie ME !) could we have a warning before any more huge spider pictures

[Loki Eremes]

For those of us who are Arachnaphobic (ie ME !) could we have a warning before any more huge spider pictures

Sry.
I have to admit is quite impressive even for me (kinda like spiders)


maybe this will help
http://ucsdpepband.com/officers/hypnotoad.gif
Spiders are your friends

[Hawkfrost000]

Ah, when will they learn that Big Huge Labs does not store motivators once created, and you have to move them to another image storing site under your control to post them properly?

hmmmmmmm, it worked fine at first

DM

[The Rose Dragon]

hmmmmmmm, it worked fine at first

DM

It stores the image only long enough to let you download it to your computer. You have to re-upload the image to get it to show.

[comicshorse]

Sry.
I have to admit is quite impressive even for me (kinda like spiders)


maybe this will help
http://ucsdpepband.com/officers/hypnotoad.gif
Spiders are your friends

All hail the Hypno-Toad

[SleepyShadow]

A few more I scraped together.

http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/intelligence.jpghttp://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/ottosdance.jpghttp://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/badplan.jpg

[Razgriez]

Some I found off Deviant art, None of them are mine, all credit goes to the artist(s) who created them

from "-Dragon-Cultist-" For all you WH40k folks out there...
http://dragon-cultist.deviantart.com/art/Exterminatus-121721922
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/127/4/b/Exterminatus_by_Dragon_Cultist.jpg

This one comes from "~AdamantineOrichalcum". DM's take note, if your players look at your BBEG like this.
http://adamantineorichalcum.deviantart.com/art/Exdeath-Motivational-183313341
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/293/0/5/exdeath_motivational_by_adamantineorichalcum-d3151h9.jpg

And the final one for this post, comes from "~Drizzerey" Yes folks, Lords of "Azure City" aren't the only ones to have the cat in power...
http://drizzerey.deviantart.com/art/Dungeon-Masters-136925914
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/256/8/8/Dungeon_Masters_by_Drizzerey.jpg

[Chilingsworth]

So that's why cats can kill commoners...

[Tam_OConnor]

Posters, bearing, you know the drill.http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6994/thestreams.jpg
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8454/omniagalliaintrespartes.jpg
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9927/maltesebreastplate.jpg
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6036/laotzu76.jpg
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/7305/cemgnpcyrict.jpg
http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/5084/sabouttogetslapped.jpg
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9900/moltensulfuractually.jpg
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4783/nowthesecondinterstella.jpg

and in response to the Hypnotoad:
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4540/allhailthehypnotoph.jpg

[Ertwin]

what's the source on the Asterix and Oblix picture? that looks awesome.

[Vknight]

We continue to descend into insanity. I love this thread but we need more crazy and brilliant!

[DaragosKitsune]

Was watching this and decided it needed to be shown.

http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb358/DaragosKitsune/hotfuzzpaladin.jpg

[Burnheart]

Hahaha Hot Fuzz is such a great movie, thanks DaragosKitsune:smallbiggrin:

[Loki Eremes]

Posters, bearing, you know the drill.http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6994/thestreams.jpg
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8454/omniagalliaintrespartes.jpg
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9927/maltesebreastplate.jpg
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6036/laotzu76.jpg
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/7305/cemgnpcyrict.jpg
http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/5084/sabouttogetslapped.jpg
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9900/moltensulfuractually.jpg
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4783/nowthesecondinterstella.jpg

and in response to the Hypnotoad:
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4540/allhailthehypnotoph.jpg

Never expected to see Suki like that :smallredface:

On the other hand lol at Toph, or with Toph? Being blind also confers less penalties than being in the darkness :smallbiggrin:

[flabort]

Being blind also confers less penalties than being in the darkness :smallbiggrin:

:smalleek: :smalleek: ... :smallannoyed:
Really? :smallconfused:

[Vknight]

Was watching this and decided it needed to be shown.

http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb358/DaragosKitsune/hotfuzzpaladin.jpg

Not just right. By playing your Paladin like this you gain 1 Internet and Cookie.

[SleepyShadow]

Not everyone sees the same class the same way, so ...
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/monkdespair.jpg
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/fatmonkdespair.jpg
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/bullywugkick.jpg

[Raz_Fox]

what's the source on the Asterix and Oblix picture? that looks awesome.

Seconded. Seconded oh so hard. I must know.

[Tam_OConnor]

what's the source on the Asterix and Oblix picture? that looks awesome.

Here (http://gizenya.deviantart.com/art/Asterix-And-Obelix-180868274). That's the colorist's page; the line-artist is linked in the description.

Reduce, reuse, recycle (not mine):http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9810/motivatord5e8626c893c9e.jpg
http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/4473/royaltyperil.jpg
http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9362/motivator389766a2281d19.jpg

I can't recall the exact system, but there is/was one where the penalties for being on fire were less than the penalties from darkness.

[Iku Rex]

Asterix and Obelix source: http://gizenya.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2zomuq

(For those unfamiliar with the original: http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/newbie101_photos/asterix.gif)

[Burnheart]

Tam_OConnor who is the woman in the Royalty pic?

[tyckspoon]

I can't recall the exact system, but there is/was one where the penalties for being on fire were less than the penalties from darkness.

D&D is like that, actually- penalty for being in darkness: Reduced movement, have to try using sound/scent/random guessing to find things, opponents strike you as if invisible. Penalty for being on fire: 1d6 damage a round, which means most lower-mid level characters can pretty comfortably survive being on fire for as much as a minute.

[Loki Eremes]

:smalleek: :smalleek: ... :smallannoyed:
Really? :smallconfused:


Yup.

Wait...no, its the same thing...crap xD

I've mistaken with closing your eyes? i....im confused now :smallfrown:



Here, another one.
http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee350/bleeper1701/motivational/Chaotic_Neutral_Jack_Sparrow.jpg

[Lycan 01]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8454/omniagalliaintrespartes.jpg


This picture is awesome. I don't know what the reference is, but it makes me want to run a game of some sort in the days of the Roman Empire. In fact, I may do that.

*grabs Savage Worlds rulebook and scurries off to formulate setting and scenario ideas*




and in response to the Hypnotoad:
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4540/allhailthehypnotoph.jpg

Okay, that Hypnotoad/Avatar picture is wrong on so many levels, but hilarious on so many more. :smalltongue:

[Noedig]

Tam, whats the guy in the last image? He seems oddly familiar.

[Sanguine]

Tam, whats the guy in the last image? He seems oddly familiar.

David Boreanaz. He's a real life actor. Though based on the fact that he's on fire I'm going to say it's his role of Angel from Buffy:The Vampire Slayer/Angel.

[huttj509]

This picture is awesome. I don't know what the reference is, but it makes me want to run a game of some sort in the days of the Roman Empire. In fact, I may do that.


Not sure where the picture's from, but it is referencing Asterix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix), a french comic series and a large contributor to why I took french classes in high school (I wanted to read my mom's comics). Comic tends to be MUCH more silly than that picture makes it out to be (Cacophonix the bard, for example, if you noticed the name similarity to cacophony, you get a cookie).

[arguskos]

Not sure where the picture's from, but it is referencing Asterix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix), a french comic series and a large contributor to why I took french classes in high school (I wanted to read my mom's comics). Comic tends to be MUCH more silly than that picture makes it out to be (Cacophonix the bard, for example, if you noticed the name similarity to cacophony, you get a cookie).
Cacophonix? We're really using him as the guideline for silly names? What about Getafix, the druid? Or Vitalstatistix, the chief? Or any of the dozens of secondary characters that show up throughout the series? :smalltongue:

Also, I love Asterix and Obelix. I've got a stack of them on my shelf, and I reread them from time to time. The english translation was actually quite good.

[Greenskin]

Where is that entourage picture from, with all the people in black?

[Tam_OConnor]

Noedig: Sanguine is right; it's Boreanaz, as Angel. Ah, that manly caveman brow...

Greenskin, Burnheart: I hate to say it, but I don't know. They're not mine, so I can't check out the original, either. The entourage picture vaguely resembles Pathfinder art, but that's more a feeling than anything.

Penance for ignorance: Another Asterix character, the druid Getafix, brewer of a potion that grants superhuman strength (among others): http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5966/druidve.jpg
Just to give y'all a few more punny names: Fullautomatix, the village smith. Unhygenix, the local fishmonger. Geriatrix, the village elder. I really can't recommend the series highly enough. I've got a gender-flipped version of the pair somewhere as well, but it's not a motivator... yet.

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8082/rogue2o.jpg
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9982/alternateworlds3.jpg
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4643/vampireromance.jpg
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4142/motivator3468566.jpg
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/7225/vladtaltos.jpg

[MightyPirate]

Not everyone sees the same class the same way, so ...
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/monkdespair.jpg
I am in awe. I'm totally doing this for my next monk, wonder how long it'll take for the others to figure it out?

In return, I contribute this:
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6949/motivator86998dad458a8c.jpg

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/380/motivator0a89e870b358b2.jpg

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/3329/motivator484852ef759169.jpg

[Serpentine]

Posters, bearing, you know the drill.http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6994/thestreams.jpgThat is cool and pretty.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9927/maltesebreastplate.jpgThat reminds me of good ol' Ned Kelly:http://www.migrationheritage.nsw.gov.au/cms/wp-content/gallery/objectsthroughtime/objects/kelly/armour.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UcblSgh341s/TQOdrSssk-I/AAAAAAAAAg0/7wvyZBHFrPM/s1600/ned+kelly+carrington.jpgAnnnnd now I need to come up with captions for him...

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9900/moltensulfuractually.jpgWhat's going on there?

This picture is awesome. I don't know what the reference is, but it makes me want to run a game of some sort in the days of the Roman Empire. In fact, I may do that.

*grabs Savage Worlds rulebook and scurries off to formulate setting and scenario ideas*You ought to be ashamed of yourself. In the meantime, go get yourself some Asterix the Gaul comics! The French movies (Asterix and Cleopatra, Asterix... something something Olympics, probably others) are an adequate substitute (Gerard Depedeaux(sp?) is a big fat man-child! :D).
Annnnnd now I need to go look for Asterix & Obelix fanart. Thanks :smallannoyed:

[dsmiles]

I am in awe. I'm totally doing this for my next monk, wonder how long it'll take for the others to figure it out?
Been there, done that. Played him with the personality of "Triple H." (Half-Orc Paragon 3/Human Paragon 3/Reaping Mauler 5/Chaos Monk 9).

[Morph Bark]

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8082/rogue2o.jpg
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9982/alternateworlds3.jpg
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4142/motivator3468566.jpg
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/7225/vladtaltos.jpg

While I'd like a source for all these pictures, I especially want one for the last one. That art is just daaaandyy.

Also, I know I've come across that Entourage pic before from the previous page, since I've had it as my wallpaper for a long while, but I can't recall where I got it. Just somewhere off DeviantART. :smallconfused:

[Greenish]

What's going on there?According to image name, it's molten sulfur.

It's pretty cool. (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/12/kawah_ijen_by_night.html)

[dsmiles]

While I'd like a source for all these pictures, I especially want one for the last one. That art is just daaaandyy.
He'd make a hell of a rogue (or bard), that's for sure. (But I like the two above that one more :smallbiggrin:)

It's pretty cool. (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/12/kawah_ijen_by_night.html)Sure is.

[Yora]

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee11/Ogiwan84/boottotheface-swashes.jpg

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m72/thekeyofe/Motivational/motivator8497116.jpg

[Greenish]

Le Pacte des Loups and Eberron. I must applaud your taste, sir.

[Eldan]

The Daelkyr don't need step two and three. Step one is the profit :smalltongue:

At least that was how I played them.

[Yora]

Sind beide nicht von mir.

€: Now I start to write in German? All the fault of your French! :smallbiggrin:
What I meant is, they are both not made by me.

[flabort]

According to image name, it's molten sulfur.

It's pretty cool. (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/12/kawah_ijen_by_night.html)

Someone needs to make image 17 into a motivator. Something along the lines of "wizard vs soulmelder"...
Don't those look like faces to you?

[TroubleBrewing]

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/7225/vladtaltos.jpg[/Spoiler]

Vlad Taltos! I thought I recognized that Jhereg. What really made me guess was Spellbreaker, though.

[Tam_OConnor]

What's going on there?

Burning molten sulfur. The picture's from a photojournalism deal here (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/12/kawah_ijen_by_night.html). Pretty amazing stuff.

Image Tax:http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3349/motivator9fe183249ef204.jpg
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3060/destinyalone.jpg
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6373/wardrums.jpg
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5008/lawfulgood.jpg
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/727/paladin6.jpg

EDIT: That should teach me to post without refreshing the page. The Deviancy source is Jason Chan's (http://www.jasonchanart.com/gallery.htm) World of Darkness art. Vlad Taltos is by ShardGlass (http://shardglass.deviantart.com/art/Vlad-Taltos-52372917), and it'd be a nightmare to try to stat him up under 3.5. Tudor-Nazi on a zeppelin, sadly, I do not know. While exploring ShardGlass' gallery, I found that he did the Prince of Rodents (http://shardglass.deviantart.com/art/Prince-of-Rodents-10385432?q=gallery:shardglass/484855&qo=47) as well.

[TroubleBrewing]

Vlad Taltos is by [[link]], and it'd be a nightmare to try to stat him up under 3.5.

Int in the 30's, bare minimum... Beyond that... Factotum? Rogue? With Fortune's Friend? Maybe some Assassin for good measure... Skip it, let's just use Olidamarra's stat block from Deities and Demigods. It'll be underpowered, but it'll do.

[Welknair]

Found a few LFG Ones

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ic4xqaxL4JA/SHFY3-o25eI/AAAAAAAAAAM/flQXaPG6OKM/s400/Knowledge.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ic4xqaxL4JA/SHF52kQkOLI/AAAAAAAAAAU/lqjtgJSVTi4/s400/Assited+Facepalm.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ic4xqaxL4JA/SIVPu3tXAcI/AAAAAAAAAAk/SNrNI4SuWcM/s400/Arena+Hunters.jpg

[flabort]

Remind me not to facepalm in the near future. Or to need to.

[dsmiles]

My dues:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/25/bbf8a827-9c32-490e-a7e1-865bf30b8b14.jpg

[Yora]

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/8255/motivator8ae9c463f00c7d.jpg

[Sanguine]

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/8255/motivator8ae9c463f00c7d.jpg

bad grammar is bad.:smalltongue:

[Hawkfrost000]

just for funsies

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-epic-barrel-roll.jpg

[Loki Eremes]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8731/633970716598238710sauro.jpg

One Ring for the Dark Lord’s Hand, Sitting on His Throne in class B4...

[Welknair]

"You have not enough posters"

I think we need another poster dump. Coming right up...


Just browsing Very Demotivational. Came up with a few that can go here...
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-voldemort.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-epic-barrel-roll.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-steam-punk.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-the-word-of-god1.jpg


And then browsing an actual RPG motivator site...


http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk127/grandmaster_cain/motivator7588119.jpg

Not really RPG... But still darn awesome.
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4390/motivator113826gq2.jpg
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q264/Maillor/motivator6940068.jpg
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q264/Maillor/motivator2760608.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3524/3226140007_c99ebf0d2b_o.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3535/3226180217_b802835562_o.jpg
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o212/Ashadar_Shan/Motivational%20Posters/SiderealAstrology59ccff.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b295/Reashi/motivator4300396.jpg

Posting for the epic:
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6894/starkrusszc3.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3503/3230789331_51c8c95699_o.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3421/3231657660_c99985358d_o.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/swarmattack2motiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/monksquirrelmotiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/foreshadowingmotiv2.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/direburgermotiv2.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/cosplaysexymotiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/boxofopossumsmotiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/swarmattackmotiv3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/The_Griffin/poster_NonviolentProcedure.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3051/2534466141_3c264c45c1_o.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/3234225705_efede97440_o.jpg

Yay, more Starcraft!
http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr326/NCallahan_album/starcraft_poster.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e55/bgtschool/Synergies.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3330/3236814029_5f692afc60_o.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/Spikes01k/motivator8355784-2.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3299/3239542255_f5490018f1_o.jpg
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i210/mapleflag/RPGNet/koboldmotivator.jpg
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i210/mapleflag/RPGNet/shadowrunexplains.jpg
http://chthonic.150m.com/scratch/make_it_not_so.png
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3105/3240623351_bbbe20ec4c_o.jpg


A whole bunch of bad cosplay pictures preceded this one, all with the caption "Sometimes it goes wrong"
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/cosplayrightmotiv1.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/2ndChances/SchuitenShadowD.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c298/zweihander01/MotPosters/artifact.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c298/zweihander01/MotPosters/motivator4487034.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c298/zweihander01/MotPosters/motivator7203855.jpg
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/3457/railroad3987331dl8.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/The_Griffin/poster_Quests-FirstLevel.jpg
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1025/motivator7354565ae5.jpg
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8315/motivator6633528ap4.jpg
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k307/Animus000/irony.jpg
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb27/Beiki/poster29161601.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/uakp3.jpg
(Note to self: I was on page 35)

[Arutema]

http://i43.tinypic.com/uakp3.jpg
(Note to self: I was on page 35)


Any clue where the original image of Metal Gear REX came from?

[Sanguine]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3503/3230789331_51c8c95699_o.jpg


Exalted. Tracking her down might be a problem. But after that definitely doable.

[Welknair]

just for funsies

-Barrelrollsnip-

Swordsage'd.



Any clue where the original image of Metal Gear REX came from?

Not a clue.

[Vknight]

Those were great.

Secondary Thought
We need more cosplaying.

Also we need a political figures Alignment Chart.

[Archpaladin Zousha]

Also we need a political figures Alignment Chart.

That would likely get this thread locked in a heartbeat. :smalleek:

[Vknight]

Well we wouldn't do current people stuff like, 'Sir Winston Churchill' who would have been 'Awesome Good' or something like that he was awesome, and crazy the perfect player character.

Though yeah you make a good point. Sometime they react a little bit to harshly to things.

[Loki Eremes]

Those were great.

Secondary Thought
We need more cosplaying.

Also we need a political figures Alignment Chart.



Not precisely an aligment chart but...
{{scrubbed}}


----

[Tavar]

If you can talk about him as real world politics, then it's not allowed by forum rules.

[Vknight]

Yeah not talking real world politics, did we not notice that its alignments and what they would be as players

[Kuma Kode]

The problem is that discussing them in the context of the game would still require judgment calls and can spark real-world debate. For instance, trying to situate Obama in the alignment chart would require judging him and his actions, even if it's not openly debated. If you place him as Lawful Evil there will certainly be others who will think he's Chaotic Good, and vice versa.

Like one of the moderators (I think Roland) once said... if there's any hesitation or concern that it could be violating the rules, don't do it.

It's seriously not going to be that funny, anyway. Not worth the trouble it would be.

[Vknight]

Good point. And also you never discuss politics or the politicians until it is 20-30years after it as my rule.

So yeah also I'm coming to realize it's not that awesome of an idea. I'd give the reason for why I thought it was a good idea at the time but that is for me to know and you to question the legality of it.

[Welknair]

Continuing the dump! Warning, truly massive number here.


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/Cuel/catapultmotivator.jpg
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4421/motivator2194212ju1.jpg
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4708/motivator7977300bf9.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/2ndChances/laserisnotdifficult.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/Spikes01k/6a00d83451cf1569e200e54f8c17b88833-.jpg
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3854/motivator2679288vp2.jpg
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q264/Maillor/motivator3261348.jpg
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff78/VranDu/motivatorKrosp.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3400/3272587422_3e891b25c6_o.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb49/zenos14/2d.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/axbezb.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/3276292639_fb8fb69451_o.jpg
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3870/motivator4499863ew1.jpg


Man! Remember the Daddy ones I posted back on page 12 or so? I found a great poster of the whole family, but then noticed that the scorpion-lady had bare breasts. That means I can't post it here, right? :smallfrown: Note to self: This was page 52 where I found this pic.

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3435/motivator9843648kf6.jpg
{{scrubbed}}

Bards DO have some perks...
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/244/motivator8259006oy2.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/Knowledgeistowermotiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/dicestackingmotiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/motivator6719874.jpg
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SZhofVTndII/AAAAAAAAHpY/lBxrETJd9M8/s800/Drows%20and%20Elves%201.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SZhod0K-u8I/AAAAAAAAHpQ/6P-n0x46CT8/s800/Drows%20and%20Elves%202.jpg
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2268/tpkld9.jpg
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m289/dadiceguy/Motivational%20Posters/motivator2006870.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SZsWH9WMecI/AAAAAAAAHqA/Yd2XbfYKg4Y/s800/dual-wield.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/3290466418_38cc73edc4_o_d.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a399/Opalkire/familiararmor.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a399/Opalkire/familiardistraction.jpg
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5264/motivator3695583fj9.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/sizecategoriesmotiv.jpg
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7785/motivator3403443cr6.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/SenseMotive.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/successintimidate.jpg

No clue what comic this is, but I want to read it (Source?):
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/improvsocial.jpg
http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp285/simonjhogwood/Adventure_Alice_Snails.jpg
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o212/Ashadar_Shan/Motivational%20Posters/Catstack-ffffff.jpg
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3591/bardicmusic.jpg
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/300/microphones.jpg
Think this is another from the previously mentioned cool comic, given the repeat of "Alex"...
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6609/steampunkmeetsfantasy.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SaD-v-bMbOI/AAAAAAAAHtk/izhB42IbbGo/s800/alchemicals.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SaEB_Xew9TI/AAAAAAAAHts/mJYmN9tcWVE/s800/underdark.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SaEGOZ-Jj6I/AAAAAAAAHt0/8bq_EQIkcjk/s800/martial%20arts.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/PCmotivationstuff.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/dmlovehate.jpg
I approve of the following message:
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/epicwizard-1.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/screwed.jpg
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff78/VranDu/motivatorwowbards.jpg
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m289/dadiceguy/Motivational%20Posters/motivator4105835.jpg
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SaG3C8RoNeI/AAAAAAAAHt8/RZGRN52fZ1I/s800/last%20stands.jpg
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p127/Razielredel/Familiars.jpg
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8541/alternatelove.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m195/bar1scorpio/random%20doodles/Motivational%20Posters/Moon-Crazy.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o284/ExPacis/thenecessaryevils_shadowrun_motivat.jpg
http://s486.photobucket.com/albums/rr226/Sneakierlad/TrueLove.jpg
http://s486.photobucket.com/albums/rr226/Sneakierlad/Destiny.jpg
http://s486.photobucket.com/albums/rr226/Sneakierlad/Eve.jpg
http://s486.photobucket.com/albums/rr226/Sneakierlad/Alignment.jpg
http://s486.photobucket.com/albums/rr226/Sneakierlad/Familiar.jpg
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh274/JGoldfarb/POSTERTHREAD.jpg
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/sinfang/treasure.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/FreeRangeOyster/motivator177028.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/FreeRangeOyster/motivator2469047.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/backstory2motiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/initiativemotiv-1.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/TPKfatdragonmotiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/femalearmor5motiv.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/FreeRangeOyster/motivator2657788.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/FreeRangeOyster/motivator5069110.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/FreeRangeOyster/motivator4184215.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/FreeRangeOyster/motivator1198855.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/FreeRangeOyster/motivator3492126.jpg
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8853/motivator7848772.jpg
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8833/motivator3826983.jpg
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6357/rule2.jpg
I REALLY approve of the following:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b238/Ruzgork/crossoverbuffytwilight.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/2z6gio2.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/ifu3oy.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/FreeRangeOyster/motivator6560476.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/FreeRangeOyster/necromancy.jpg
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5222/motivator5797662.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/Cosplaysuccess1motiv.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3530/3318180506_a429d46687_o.jpg
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w313/Blizzardborn/Randomencounters.jpg
Not sure what this is... Aperture something? GLaDOS Alchemical?
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4222/portalhumanturret.jpg


I read through over a hundred pages to find the best posters and repost them here. I may not post often, but when I do, I DO.

[Vknight]

I cannot tell if those 'Star Wars' ones are complimentry or insulting.

[dsmiles]

I may not post often, but when I do, I DO.Yes. Yes, you do. :smalleek:

[Welknair]

I cannot tell if those 'Star Wars' ones are complimentry or insulting.

I don't think either? They're just commentary on the variation of mood throughout the setting, from the the savvy travelers to the super-powerful Sith.

[Vknight]

Ah now that makes sense.
In my only 'Star Wars Saga' experience it was amzingly awesome and bizzare.

[senrath]

The comic you want is Cheer! (http://cheercomic.com/)

[Welknair]

The comic you want is Cheer! (http://cheercomic.com/)

Just for that, I'll do another massive dump. :smallbiggrin:

[Vknight]

It looks like 'D&D'+'ANy Teen Drama/Comedy'+'Good Writing and Art Work'

That is awesome!!

[AtlanteanTroll]

I knew there was a reason why I hated Emerson.

[Derjuin]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc273/xilobucket/Vampires.jpg

[Kuma Kode]

If you like these, they're mine. If you don't like them, I found them somewhere. Like a quantum particle, whether or not I created these posters is dependent upon your observation. :smalltongue:
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/raimentencounter.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/cocdungeoncrawls.jpg

[Jergmo]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc273/xilobucket/Vampires.jpg


Heck yeah! But Kanpire isn't shiny. She's glowy. Big difference.

[Derjuin]

Heck yeah! But Kanpire isn't shiny. She's glowy. Big difference.

Nor are Twilight vampires glowy, or shiny; they're sparkly. Shiny is the middleground that I picked because "Light-Emitting" didn't have the right ring to it. :smallsmile:

[Vknight]

If you like these, they're mine. If you don't like them, I found them somewhere. Like a quantum particle, whether or not I created these posters is dependent upon your observation. :smalltongue:
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/raimentencounter.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/cocdungeoncrawls.jpg

It may be inadequate, but we can still try and the San checks may start but in the end something will be born a creature from that abyss.

[Jergmo]

Nor are Twilight vampires glowy, or shiny; they're sparkly. Shiny is the middleground that I picked because "Light-Emitting" didn't have the right ring to it. :smallsmile:

Okay, okay, fair enough. :smalltongue:

But, you've got a Vriska avatar that you made yourself and a Kanpire poster. I can only assume you have more? :smallbiggrin:

BARD OF RAGE!
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4590/multiclassing2.jpg

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6082/intdexstr.jpg
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5302/rakshasas.jpg

[BayardSPSR]

http://1d4chan.org/images/a/a8/GodsOfWarhammer.jpg

This is AWESOME.

And it's gotta be okay if you parody all sides, right?

[Sanguine]

Do you have a source on the Rakshasa pic?

[Jergmo]

Do you have a source on the Rakshasa pic?

TinEye and I have got nothin', sorry. I got it from a website filled with posters.

[The-Mage-King]

I present a counter to teh image dumps, none of which are mine.


http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k307/Animus000/poster-goblinplans01.jpg
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k307/Animus000/poster-PCplansfakeMF.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm202/Slayen2k/DM_lost_it.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm202/Slayen2k/DM_lost_it_3.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm202/Slayen2k/pclogic2.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm202/Slayen2k/scary_thing.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii22/rattrap2474/Book.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/tallyrande/Skills.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b119/savagecain/motavational/motivator3107242.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b119/savagecain/motavational/motivator6876058.jpg

So very true...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2640248818_9128846379_o.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b119/savagecain/motavational/motivator9683511.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/2ndChances/lightning.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3032/2592419619_ac5d7d61e2_o.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2592423293_65da30b1af_o.jpg
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/jaharrm/ponylienposter.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb49/zenos14/motivator1946130.jpg
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1929/motivator867335ey4.jpg
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/230/motivator8122108as9.jpg
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb237/WAR-junky/Motivational/motivator527105.jpg
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q101/MCP1/motivator7938647.jpg

[Welknair]

Here we go again!


http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l68/ExcessiveKnife/motivator7313521.jpg
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7351/motivator4670346qv8.jpg
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/3489/motivator9913609ym5.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/TheCarpenter/overkill.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/ACCApwwithlaserpistolmotiv.jpg
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj7/THRRRPT/motivator8599623.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/ACCInterstellarSwashbucklermotiv.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2285/2534362253_e4370455cc_o.jpg
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/3324/motivator3976593kt0.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2151/2561146567_1ec4acae25_o.jpg
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/4119/motivator6824025f1df6dqo0.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/2ndChances/motivator9114104.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii22/rattrap2474/Thenewdoctor.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii22/rattrap2474/EpicLevelSpells.jpg



You know what? I think I already covered this source back in my previous mass-dump. Going to another one. One minute...


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ziwi-bxHT74/SaVcWxV_ZNI/AAAAAAAAAGc/t6tsDtXK2mQ/s400/madness.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/CrownAxe/motivator8400207.jpg
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q264/Maillor/motivator1356288.jpg
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4583/totalpowerposter.jpg
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1183/downtime.jpg
http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv160/bayonder/badassmotivator.jpg
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q264/Maillor/motivator9779437.jpg
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m289/dadiceguy/Motivational%20Posters/motivator6711151.jpg
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/funnypic635.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/theemrx/motivator8731882.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/4tr0r6.jpg
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7287/motivator9756380.jpg
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn53/Tyger42/Dalek.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f223/mmkazoom/motivator5005734.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f223/mmkazoom/motivator2730573.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3610/3337052438_176848a74b_o.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/ShadowDragon8685/Motivators/motivator4672703.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/theemrx/motivator4780981.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f223/mmkazoom/motivator2266442.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a399/Opalkire/bored.jpg
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8631/motivator3763490.jpg
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8884/motivator5475283.jpg
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Note to self: I was on Page 30

Next thread, someone better quote these...

[Serpentine]

The tiger one's come up before, with the full comic page (or at least more of it). Can't remember where it was from, though. Do a search for "tiger" or "rakshasa" in these threads and you'll probably find it.
Someone needs to make image 17 into a motivator. Something along the lines of "wizard vs soulmelder"...
Don't those look like faces to you?They do, and it wasn't quite what you were thinking of but I made a something for it:http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/25/20a493cc-b482-4923-b6ab-ef85c6e5e6ed.jpg
Well we wouldn't do current people stuff like, 'Sir Winston Churchill' who would have been 'Awesome Good' or something like that he was awesome, and crazy the perfect player character.Your harmless example already has room for argument. Yeah, it's a bad idea.
There's plenty around, though, if you wanna look for your own gratification...

[Lord Raziere]

aaaah, orange and blue morality..... I love making characters like that, if I don't specifically make them a hero, they are probably orange and blue.