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Yora
2011-02-08, 04:56 PM
We got the first thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150356) to the maximum page count, so it's time to set up a second one.

If you're unfamiliar with the procedure, here are the instructions again:

If you want to create your own motivators, chose a picture and use the convenient tool found here (http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php).
Important: The site does NOT save your finished motivator, so you have to upload it somewhere else first, before you can post it here. I like to use ImageShack (http://imageshack.us/), but every other site works as well.

Since many of us still use tiny screens, please use the [.Spoiler][./Spoiler] tags for all your images.

Feel free to roll your eyes as I open this thread with this image. :smallbiggrin:

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb177/ClericofPhwarrr/bards.jpg

Completely unrelated, but too good not to share.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/TNaDdADXV1I/AAAAAAAAA00/YD3vZRXdC8c/s1600/clown-meat-demotivational-poster.jpg
It's real. I used to have it on my lunch bread for years as a kid.

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-08, 05:01 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4035/4515871886_1ed3bfde2e.jpg

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/natural1.jpg

Figured I'd start us off with the highs and the lows.

Jair Barik
2011-02-08, 05:08 PM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator78b3eda3c3dad7e3db0471beedf03cb963b0394d. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator2f4606de947f07e9f4a9f31a7f729842a5f7c63a. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator6cdd262261e04a7382f67240acf9c3c4b76f0b59. jpg

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-08, 05:28 PM
MEGA-MOTIVATOR-DUMP!! (None made by me, all stolen):

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/motivator1932118.jpg
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/wizardsmotto.jpg?t=1271689494

{Scrubbed}

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/players.jpg?t=1271740666
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/partytactics.jpg?t=1271740429
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/metagaming.jpg?t=1271897401
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/knowledgegeography.jpg?t=1271897418http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/highlevelfamiliars.jpg?t=1271897422
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/fireseeds.jpg?t=1271897444
http://images.community.wizards.com/community.wizards.com/user/wolead/large/77cdb249293b0f5dfc7946c35ada20b4.jpg?v=252900

{Scrubbed}

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4026/4515638941_45dbb181c0.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4028/4516274896_4ffbe5dbd8.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2748/4515639123_ee2260720d.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4008/4516276026_feb86d9fce.jpg
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt131/Authw8/IntimidateMotivator.jpg
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt131/Authw8/BluffMotivator.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4031/4515135675_ecf518e59b_o.jpg

And this one gets it's own because it's a personal favourite:
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/newspellresearch.jpg?t=1271740443

flabort
2011-02-08, 05:34 PM
You say I lie?
No matter.

Talon Sky
2011-02-08, 05:39 PM
In celebration of the new thread.

http://i52.tinypic.com/2mwe3r7.jpg

Jair Barik
2011-02-08, 06:01 PM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivatore484584f54a6281a8f6d5f8ed6fbb103d4090d92. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator030338a858c09a5ef79827dcc128cfc117e6c322. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator7d620610bd53850de1783aea0a04760563ecd943. jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/motivator6f73155fbd81c94bc827953aa319c763a20a1860. jpg

Talbot
2011-02-08, 06:09 PM
All the ones made by my (so far):


General

http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/4db330b02f54e961245bad0ce8594d1acf66de9a40a3e39e11 b55ba264d06b4e4g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/3c7cb3b4ad8035647d65d7e53a465a481002c18c037552f60d d1d5f0a317f1e84g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/f42ee248c609ecf1b0282da976996dec65ce9cdaebf7e3ddfa 4ad3cc2534a22e4g.jpg


Marvel ToB

http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/60504e65e19d7bb88ba64823c8b4fe7ae01c7ef4285787dfa3 7e807400dc4c665g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/5a052bfcb08be16768a0f9efada9c663058bf5a792afa31eea e5522d33530c605g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/d5782c9970d7a12a006ed6b9a40f2fe9fe1060ca69c0b3535f 1ed3accc0572d55g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/483bf4416509fef232bcdbe08084a2bca99e3d574520a74f0e 2d95277d4c174e5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/201277c29f0ead1adffd2effb0d781187e9c2deaaa9b21ad46 4dff338621e0515g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/0ec1e62ba9cb8d72f6b1e89550866a50320494ffa820dd6376 0c0c7b58a710f45g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/6fbaf4d368e7effb5f5f717c89c2359a4b155ee47518ef34b0 7d62ce796648325g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/926531ee589c4fedbc60004a9435cb8eefc81582b9b5304c1a c1020a59ba26d25g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/6b1416460e5df119a60b2bd85fa64a8f65aea5d16273094d2b 5c4806092eb6495g.jpg


Frisky Dingo

http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/7d89bb36cf60fff2d468bea6b65e41ba97cb602ef97173797d 90b44cb9f07a4e4g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/507ed93c24c5eee538993b364226273ea4656b80680ef5a656 fbf88f2eb738de4g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/a5775bb4838d21d7268c5c71070e78328218b90af77ece6383 eabde7718abc715g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/ee5bdbbcf706a41596f4a76323da7b0df41b11dbc00f7151bc feab49223be6224g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/68cfad6221b702073485e7df4cbef1b667bce17450badcb1e8 3eb9dc707d3c044g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/684d8fffdf28be2ada5c5be12b03bcd36d2005317622ca593f 5f77975033db034g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/bd737e354f6f526c9bce094aeeea32c67ad3f1be1df477d657 40bd7a32fb82055g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/72ae5e6ca87f3379dae304ef3849e0bfe75f31a5424475ff2e a10efe1057a78c5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/36b74ddc4a9e87aa52630f16dc1c8155a32bdea0b7260b5baa e70b000885dd9b5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/c15f61d2751c5c340963af5254638542b9095847c8e685c055 e732bef109eda04g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/a8c3f7736fc7ac92a10cd2d0952b1bb5838bfc09bcce35263e eb616db5a652034g.jpg


Chuck

http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/fa1006f79343eceb94b2e906884c5a375g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/a80c849c15d317d77aa7df02baf431ad5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/3d65bf297e7e509958950f687f9d2eff5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/f1a3e7a8eb62b7ea5b2c452c1683eb055g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/07b13189ad76b6eac30e7cdcfaeba5655g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/29c3da805ab37d66d93b548377d3b0105g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/d9bd849c57ab90051aac911ba19e6f3b5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/7ee4943510fbc7010a4eda46f35134365g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/f35af0c00d92e6b37e0412219e09de8f5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/bb4fe6ccc01d623e06760c679d4f54a15g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/2bde3984e2a141e02c183d24cf43146c5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/bf87e8b4522df3709843a42a8211e0055g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/645946acb10f48ef4532715e6c1744635g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/761d84833c3c830ac48629170e6798fc5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/824b6007186160e4d555c505166cfeb85g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/1ad08693862c0fb120ca1db939c1b8965g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/27b63c581c0eee11d159d6e94cbad34f5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/bbdb8a503681a7bf966c3d26621532215g.jpg


And last but not least, Humphrey Bogart

http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/915c5d150fc1c5d160da3de3acb3cec35g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/4e024991b95ed0da5013dc74830512b15g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/c0a50b14c553f99174995b01ea4094ea5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/c2d19680dffd4f6583853d5362046ce55g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/b6b5a30c55f70310856c51f2eddf25455g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/e6e297d2a934e0a8feecee7c136573285g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/58206f917165576ed1be0cd32b63c2985g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/a79b667aca19447bb886695b786e251d5g.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/b7124279eae0ffd9cac488a7042c333d5g.jpg

Mordokai
2011-02-08, 06:10 PM
I think I just died a little on the inside at the last one...

And of course somebody just went and swordsaged me.

Jair Barik
2011-02-08, 06:22 PM
I think I just died a little on the inside at the last one...

And of course somebody just went and swordsaged me.

:smallbiggrin:
Here, these ones are more obscure so they shouldn't make everyone cringe.


http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/charnel-emot.jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/James-emot.jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/Perseph-emot.jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/Pyro-emot.jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/Stratos-emot.jpg

nyarlathotep
2011-02-08, 06:27 PM
:smallbiggrin:
Here, these ones are more obscure so they shouldn't make everyone cringe.


http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/charnel-emot.jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/James-emot.jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/Perseph-emot.jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/Pyro-emot.jpg
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/Stratos-emot.jpg

what is the source on all of those

Eldan
2011-02-08, 06:28 PM
Sacrifice. It's a strategy game, and awesome.

Jair Barik
2011-02-08, 06:29 PM
Cookies if you get the last two refrences.

The-Mage-King
2011-02-08, 07:00 PM
Cookies if you get the last two refrences.
Hm... Second to last is Viewtiful Joe, I believe.

The last, I know not.

Marnath
2011-02-08, 07:25 PM
And this one gets it's own because it's a personal favourite:
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb39/MoonlitWolf714/newspellresearch.jpg?t=1271740443

Is that a real picture? O.o

The Tygre
2011-02-08, 08:35 PM
Housewarming posters!

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/TheSea.jpg

Because happy 183rd birthday, Jules Verne!

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/Bards.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/DemonLords.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/Elves.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/Illithids.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/LeeroyJenkins.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/Necromancy.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/RIFTS.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/Ruins.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/TechnoPlagueMask.jpg

banthesun
2011-02-08, 11:36 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4028/4516274896_4ffbe5dbd8.jpg

Source on this one? Tineye's turning up nothing, and I don't really want to try google.

Admiral Squish
2011-02-08, 11:48 PM
Source on this one? Tineye's turning up nothing, and I don't really want to try google.

Looks like JohnSu's work.

BiblioRook
2011-02-09, 12:22 AM
http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/Elves.jpg

That's from Discworld, isn't it. Lords and Ladies I believe.

Talking about books, my gift to the new thread is some Harry Dresden :smallbiggrin:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/RogueSpecter/0d0063e18706f5d2edd8406bd01cde44.jpg

RipperOfShirts
2011-02-09, 01:10 AM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/Stratos-emot.jpg


On a related note:

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/8137/cherdenko.jpg


Hey, where did these demotivators come from?
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9969/creedj.jpg
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/903/plotderailed.jpg

Fizban
2011-02-09, 02:43 AM
Talking about books, my gift to the new thread is some Harry Dresden :smallbiggrin:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/RogueSpecter/0d0063e18706f5d2edd8406bd01cde44.jpg
That was basically the best scene to ever be in anything. Okay, maybe that's some hyperbole, but I dare someone to find something more over the top in comparison to it's normal tone. While say, Gurren Lagann does this stuff all the time, Dresden Files is usually pretty straight laced. And then he rides a zombie T-Rex.

Edit: my apologies for no motivators but hey, all my good stuff comes from the thread.

Talbot
2011-02-09, 02:47 AM
That was basically the best scene to ever be in anything. Okay, maybe that's some hyperbole, but I dare someone to find something more over the top in comparison to it's normal tone. While say, Gurren Lagann does this stuff all the time, Dresden Files is usually pretty straight laced. And then he rides a zombie T-Rex.


Hmmm... well, in the new Scooby Doo cartoon, there eventually comes a scene in which HP Lovecraft is giving a lecture to his college class, but is interrupted by a twenty-something Che Guevarra and his hippie rock band, singing a song about how Cthulu shouldn't be discriminated against... and then Cthulu attacks.

In a Scooby Doo cartoon. And Harlan Ellison is there, also, and yells at Shaggy for saying "Like" too much, which is hysterical.

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-09, 03:13 AM
Warning that I didn't realise: no making posters with OotS content, the mods do not appreciate it.

Jair Barik
2011-02-09, 05:19 AM
More by me

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/demot-vj.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/HulkDavidsonemot.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/Bruce-emot.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/Alastor-emot.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/emot-midboss.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/dragonhunter55/Blue-emot.jpg

Serpentine
2011-02-09, 05:37 AM
That was basically the best scene to ever be in anything. Okay, maybe that's some hyperbole, but I dare someone to find something more over the top in comparison to it's normal tone. While say, Gurren Lagann does this stuff all the time, Dresden Files is usually pretty straight laced. And then he rides a zombie T-Rex.We-ellll... A Tamora Pierce book, one with Daine, climaxes with Daine resurrecting an entire natural history museum of dinosaur bones and other remains and burning and stomping an entire palace into the ground from the back of a wolly mammoth, with a small pause to make a deal with a horde of rats, before turning into a hyena to hunt down a mage-king.

Yora
2011-02-09, 05:38 AM
http://www.reallifecomics.com/comics/2011/20110209_2621.png
Source (http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/110209.html)

Reynard
2011-02-09, 06:42 AM
2011?

Blue shirt dude is right. Comic writer needs newer jokes.

Yora
2011-02-09, 06:44 AM
Check the link: 110209 :smallbiggrin:

Shademan
2011-02-09, 06:53 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/judgerdead/walrus.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/judgerdead/chaoticevil.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/judgerdead/lawfulgood.jpg

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-09, 07:04 AM
Is that a real picture? O.o
Probably. Lightning can be a bugger to trees (I blame Durkon).

Source on this one? Tineye's turning up nothing, and I don't really want to try google.
No idea, got them all from a thread like this on another site.

Radar
2011-02-09, 07:10 AM
Completely unrelated, but too good not to share.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/TNaDdADXV1I/AAAAAAAAA00/YD3vZRXdC8c/s1600/clown-meat-demotivational-poster.jpg
It's real. I used to have it on my lunch bread for years as a kid.
Heh, I am almost certian, that this clown meat was a source of inspiration for Andrew Hussie's Whistles (http://www.teamspecialolympics.com/whistlessite/).

Talon Sky
2011-02-09, 01:32 PM
Warning that I didn't realise: no making posters with OotS content, the mods do not appreciate it.

....can I ask why? I mean, I'd feel it as an honor if someone made genuinely funny correlations about my work. Posters being unnecessarily critical or outright mean about OotS would be one thing, but a poster showing Belkar atop a mound of bodies with the caption: "Chaotic Evil, You're Doing It Right" would be awesome.

Tavar
2011-02-09, 01:33 PM
It has to do with Trademark law. Specifically, the characters are Trademarked, and unlike Copyright, trademark has no(or at least very little) fair use policy. If the Giant allows someone to violate his trademark at all, the entire trademark is destroyed.

flabort
2011-02-09, 01:34 PM
In part because I think he's supposed to be a Chaotic neutral character played by a chaotic evil player, or such.
Edit: ninja'd

Talon Sky
2011-02-09, 01:36 PM
That makes sense, I suppose. Still, admit that aforementioned poster of Belkar would be awesome. ^_^

flabort: Then why the avoidance of the Detect Evil spells?

flabort
2011-02-09, 01:39 PM
Hmm. True, true.
Maybe he's embarrassed that he's not evil, or maybe I'm wrong and he is evil.
meh. no matter. there's other threads for arguing belkar's alignment.

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-09, 01:43 PM
....can I ask why? I mean, I'd feel it as an honor if someone made genuinely funny correlations about my work. Posters being unnecessarily critical or outright mean about OotS would be one thing, but a poster showing Belkar atop a mound of bodies with the caption: "Chaotic Evil, You're Doing It Right" would be awesome.


It has to do with Trademark law. Specifically, the characters are Trademarked, and unlike Copyright, trademark has no(or at least very little) fair use policy. If the Giant allows someone to violate his trademark at all, the entire trademark is destroyed.

This is why. I only mention it because I got a warning from the mods and got the couple of OotS motivators I posted in my second post scrubbed.

Talon Sky
2011-02-09, 01:44 PM
On topic, I was inspired to make this.

http://i51.tinypic.com/ezfy89.jpg

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-09, 01:51 PM
How could WotC take something so right, and get it so wrong (mine):
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/motivator99dc4f2e8475661fe31bdb042d66d1ec1552bbd9. jpg

And let us bask in the misguided ignorance of the early days (not mine):
http://www.rpgblog.net/wp-content/gallery/motivational-posters/mystic%20theurge.jpg

Archpaladin Zousha
2011-02-09, 03:34 PM
I thought Mystic Theurges sucked because of the whole Jack-Of-All-Trades-Master-Of-None issue, or that they lost caster levels or feats or something. I'm not sure what the specific complaint was, but I thought the general consensus was that they were broken in the "weak" sense of the word. :smallconfused:

Mordokai
2011-02-09, 03:38 PM
He did say those were the early days of ignorance, which implies that the motivator in question was made in early days of DnD 3.5. Or at least that it parodies that days, when people still tought that theurge is powerful. At least that's the way I see it.

And it can't be jack of all trades, master of none issues. First of all, that's bard's shtick. And second, bards are hardly a weak class, whereas theurge is somewhat commonly considered very weak.

Tono
2011-02-09, 03:44 PM
Core entry for MT: Wiz3/Clr3/MT1.(Mt Max=10) ((IIRC)) So the problem is some dead levels so your not as high as a wiz7 or clr7 for casting and not much to go to outside afterwards. (OUtside of core though you have Ur-priest, Arcane Heiropahnt and others that make it not so bad, especially if using it as a spring board.)

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-09, 03:45 PM
He did say those were the early days of ignorance, which implies that the motivator in question was made in early days of DnD 3.5. Or at least that it parodies that days, when people still tought that theurge is powerful. At least that's the way I see it.

...

Indeed. It's logic hails from the first days of 3.5 when people thought having hundreds of spells/day and casting from 2 spell lists would be worth missing out on the highest level spells and be immensely overpowered. Turns out they were wrong; much like with the Warlock "ZOMG IT'S GOT UNLIMITED POWARZ!!!" fears.

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Edit:

Fear the mighty Tarrasque!:
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/motivatordbe19de355d66c0a2f9f66ea9ffc57c63e8f52af. jpg

Fable Wright
2011-02-09, 06:55 PM
Actually, with a Wizard 2/Cleric 1 Illumian with Improved Power Sigil (Krau), you can get entry with 2 tier 1 classes at level 3, only one level behind at wizard, and full caster level. Frankly, that might be able to take down the underworld by level 9...

Greenish
2011-02-09, 06:58 PM
Actually, with a Wizard 2/Cleric 1 Illumian with Improved Power Sigil (Krau), you can get entry with 2 tier 1 classes at level 3, only one level behind at wizard, and full caster level.Can you replace the cleric with an archivist to reduce MAD?

Mordokai
2011-02-09, 07:02 PM
Edit:

Fear the mighty Tarrasque!:
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/motivatordbe19de355d66c0a2f9f66ea9ffc57c63e8f52af. jpg

I'll be the first to admit I'm not very knowledgable in strong and weak points of the monsters of DnD, but big T being monk of monsters? Is there something I'm not catching on? Sure, taking Toughness six times is far from optimal, but still...

Long story short, care to explain it to newbie?

arguskos
2011-02-09, 07:04 PM
I'll be the first to admit I'm not very knowledgable in strong and weak points of the monsters of DnD, but big T being monk of monsters? Is there something I'm not catching on? Sure, taking Toughness six times is far from optimal, but still...

Long story short, care to explain it to newbie?
You can kill it with one Allip.

Also, you can trick it into a really deep hole filled with water and drown it.

The Tarrasque as written is a joke.

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-09, 07:07 PM
Or everyone could use my homebrew Mystic Theurge (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166217) and not have to deal with such shenanigans......:smallcool:

So I'm on topic:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/2723429804_73dd093121.jpg?v=0



I'll be the first to admit I'm not very knowledgable in strong and weak points of the monsters of DnD, but big T being monk of monsters? Is there something I'm not catching on? Sure, taking Toughness six times is far from optimal, but still...

Long story short, care to explain it to newbie?

It has a Will Save in the region of 5 I think, and isn't immune to mind affecting things. This means any Enchantment is going to work on it.

If you stand in front of a very large hole waving a big ol' steak at it, it's Intelligence of 3 means it will charge straight at you, fall in, then you and your 40 hirelings (1sp/day each = 4gp/day) can take potshots with any ranged weapon at all (minimum 1 dmg on a hit, regeneration is only 40/round, in those circumstances you'll need a Natural 1 to miss).

It can't Plane Shift/Teleport and can't protect itself from those things so you can warp it to the Positive Energy Plane then wait for it to explode.

Once flying is available you don't even need the pit anymore because it has no ranged weapons.

It is the monk because at first it seems impressive and cool, but think about it and it's actually the biggest disappointment ever.

Necroticplague
2011-02-09, 07:26 PM
And also like how a monk can benefit alot from multiclassing, the tarrasque benefits greatly from additional templates. 30-headed Learnean Cryo Pyro Saint Phrenic Psuedonatural Greater Phantom Apocalyptic Tarrasque of Legend, anybody?

TheCountAlucard
2011-02-09, 07:26 PM
...minimum 1 dmg on a hit......except that DR can bring the damage down to 0, and it will.

Welknair
2011-02-09, 08:18 PM
Why kill it, when you can make a city around it (http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=261519)..

It's far more valuable alive than dead.

pilvento
2011-02-09, 08:27 PM
On a related note:

Hey, where did these demotivators come from?
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9969/creedj.jpg
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/903/plotderailed.jpg


those are warhammer 40k desmotivators, Creed is the tactical genius comander of the empire.

Loki Eremes
2011-02-09, 08:36 PM
those are warhammer 40k desmotivators, Creed is the tactical genius comander of the empire.


Ursarkar Creed, best of the best mankind has to offer

Sergant of the master sergants most important person of the extreme sergants to the max!

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ursarkar_E._Creed

He never lost a planet to the enemy.
He preffers detroying it himself.
Tactical Genius.


Also.
http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2055/Cred.jpg

The-Mage-King
2011-02-09, 09:30 PM
So there I was, sitting at my desk, going over the stats for my Necron army, when all of a sudden a baneblade burst out from behind my computer and gunned down my wraiths.

I swear, it must take some kind of tactical genuis to-

CREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!

__________________________


...I'm sorry. Penace, none of which are mine:


http://metapill.co.uk/pictures/kamina%20motevator.jpg
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8452/motivator3417326hw6.jpg
http://www.hishgraphics.com/blog/images/mot-skillcheck.jpg
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5706/motivator9891430rw8.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/EscapePlans.jpg
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k307/Animus000/poster-shipname.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/minotaurbardcowbellmotiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/FCCillithidJedimotiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/FCCsamuraibardsmotiv.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb49/zenos14/motivator6064491.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/Pumpkingcarvingmotiv.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/arctrooperbum/motivation%20posters/howtospeakpc.jpg



Hope that's enough...

Ah, hell. One more:
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4391/motivator6699760sn4.jpg

Fhaolan
2011-02-09, 10:20 PM
[QUOTE=The-Mage-King;10342867]
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k307/Animus000/poster-shipname.jpg

That's a win right there. I love it.

Dante & Vergil
2011-02-09, 10:24 PM
Hope that's enough...

Ah, hell. One more:
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4391/motivator6699760sn4.jpg

Where is this pic from? I must know!

Kris Strife
2011-02-09, 10:30 PM
Where is this pic from? I must know!

From Gurren Lagann Parallel works. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvsvvTPYn20&feature=related)

gomipile
2011-02-09, 11:57 PM
It has to do with Trademark law. Specifically, the characters are Trademarked, and unlike Copyright, trademark has no(or at least very little) fair use policy. If the Giant allows someone to violate his trademark at all, the entire trademark is destroyed.

Parody is recognized as the basis for an affirmative defense even in trademark law in the U.S. Therefore, something factual about your above statement is in error.

Kalaska'Agathas
2011-02-10, 12:02 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/minotaurbardcowbellmotiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/FCCillithidJedimotiv.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/FCCsamuraibardsmotiv.jpg



Flawed doesn't-a mean what you a-think it means.

Edit: And clearly the Seven Samurai in your picture are Song of the White Raven Bard/Warblades.

flabort
2011-02-10, 12:12 AM
That is a BADASS PUMPKIN.
Got some sauce for that Mage-King?

Zonugal
2011-02-10, 12:27 AM
My narrative screenwriting professor recently showed off a particular film and the entire time I was thinking of the same thing...

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5871/orcsq.jpg

Loki Eremes
2011-02-10, 12:43 AM
Flawed doesn't-a mean what you a-think it means..


basically...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
xD

The-Mage-King
2011-02-10, 12:55 AM
Got some sauce for that Mage-King?

Sadly, no. I grabbed them off of RPG Net's demotavational thread, so there should be the place to check.

And my name has a "The" in it.

Volos
2011-02-10, 01:30 AM
Well then...

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/JoopKoenraads/Motivators%20and%20Macros/FlyingTarrasque.jpg

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/105/e/c/Demotivation__Baby_Cthulhu_by_quicksilver22.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/fu49pw.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/676xvo.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/ei9pb6.jpg

absolmorph
2011-02-10, 02:10 AM
That is a BADASS PUMPKIN.
Got some sauce for that Mage-King?
College Humor has a post from '08. (http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885155)
I'm not sure of the original sauce, though.

AngelSword
2011-02-10, 02:23 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/9/a17086d3-8e0d-4e0e-91d4-11e345c13ea1.jpg (http://cheezburger.com/AngelSword/lolz/View/4446731008)

Mordokai
2011-02-10, 02:25 AM
D'awwww! Now that's just cute :smalltongue:

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-10, 06:54 AM
...

Oh my god that is so adorable. I want!

Yora
2011-02-10, 07:10 AM
Tarascute?

Rising Phoenix
2011-02-10, 07:42 AM
Tarascute?

N'aawww... Look at it! Look at it munch the villagers!

Eldan
2011-02-10, 07:43 AM
Didn't someone, somewhere in the depths of the net, homebrew a chibi template, once?

Vknight
2011-02-10, 08:07 AM
Yes I don't remeber were but it exists.

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-10, 08:20 AM
Chibi Template:

Chibi is an inherited template that can be applied to any Humanoid, Monstrous Humanoid or Giant, hereafter reffered to as the base creature.

Size and Type: The creature gains the Chibi subtype. Decrease the creatures size category by one step. Do not recalculate the Base Attack Bonus, Saves or Skill points of the creature because of the changed ability scores.

Hit Die: The base creatures Hit Die immediately becomes a D6. Recalculate all hitpoints for the creature

Speed: Base speed is not changed

Special Attacks:

Cuteness (Su): This ability affects all humanoids within 30 feet of a Chibi. Those who look directly at a nymph must succeed on a DC 17 Will save or be affected with fascination 1D8 rounds. During this time they may only say "D'aww" and "Squee!". Any attempts to communicate will be ignored. The affected creature will watch the Chibi closely and imediately grin (Like this: :smallbiggrin:) should the Chibi attempt any action. A Chibi can suppress or resume this ability as a free action. Creatures with the Chibi subtype are immune to this effect.

Abilities: Chibi creatures have a +2 bonus to all charisma based checks other than Intimidate as long as they are interacting with non-Chibi.

Other:
Chibi creatures are automatically proficient with Clue Bats.
Confirmation of critical hits against a Chibi has a +2 bonus sue to the size of their head
All Chibi have a hidded extradimensional pocket somewhere on their body. This pocket may only ever contain a Clue Bat. Retrieving the Clue Bat from the extradimensional space is a free action (Maybe Immediate?). Anything else placed inside the pocket is immediately dumped at the Chibis feet.

LA: (Dunno, what do you think?)

Clue Bat:
Exotic Two Handed Melee Weapon.
Type: Bludgeoning
Hardness: 10
Damage: 1d8 (Nonlethal)
Critical: 18-20/x2
Special: A Clue Bat may only be used in retaliation to a percieved slight against the character wielding it. Any creature struck by the Clue Bat is immediately aware of whatever wrongdoing caused them to be hit. A large bump, 4 to six inches long and 2-3 inches in diameter forms on the top of their head, whether or not this was actually where they were hit.


Does that work for a template? More abilities maybe? Rules for the clue bat?

I am like unto a reincarnation of Sherlock Holmes!!

Eldan
2011-02-10, 08:32 AM
Hmm. Doesn't work. Wrong type, and it would still be too large.

So, we need to apply dungeonbred about 5 times, I'd say.

DisgruntledDM
2011-02-10, 10:24 AM
http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/diodemot.jpg?t=1297351229

And some wrestling themed ones:



http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/barrettdemot.jpg?t=1297351502

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/WarriorCSdemot.jpg?t=1297351540

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/milliondollardemot.jpg?t=1297351570

Tiki Snakes
2011-02-10, 11:37 AM
Further on that theme;

http://i51.tinypic.com/2gtufbd.jpg

Silus
2011-02-10, 11:39 AM
A little Dr. Who humor.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/SilusCrow/1296782497939-n1297324302638.jpg

AngelSword
2011-02-10, 01:24 PM
Here's the source image (http://kammorremae.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Tarrasque-Ink-177484129).

Comet
2011-02-10, 02:15 PM
That is a BADASS PUMPKIN.
Got some sauce for that Mage-King?

A bit late to the party, but this (http://www.wix.com/tamzzzz/rays_pumpkins) is the original as far as I know.

Great pumpkin. Not that great demotivational, though. "D&D: It Has Skills. Haw Haw" :smalltongue:

DisgruntledDM
2011-02-10, 04:46 PM
Further on that theme;

http://i51.tinypic.com/2gtufbd.jpg

I woulda made a Hogan one, but I couldn't think of anything clever.

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-10, 04:59 PM
I made some Hulk Hogan ones, they seriously suck:
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/aaa.jpg

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/aab.jpg

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/aac.jpg

flabort
2011-02-10, 05:44 PM
Hey, I like those. The last one is pretty funny, and the middle one is made of pure LOL(ium).

Vknight
2011-02-10, 05:46 PM
Those were so disturbing and horrible why!

DisgruntledDM
2011-02-10, 06:14 PM
Hogan is quite disturbing, these days. Anyway, here's another Non-wrestling or Hulk Hogan poster.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/mcninjademot.jpg?t=1297379625

Talbot
2011-02-10, 06:44 PM
Figured I'd contribute to the wrestling theme developing here:


http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/ea60bad63fa10932206fe8b3937852de8c01338a24d0682568 612147a596cf294g.jpg

Necroticplague
2011-02-10, 09:07 PM
Hogan is quite disturbing, these days. Anyway, here's another Non-wrestling or Hulk Hogan poster.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/mcninjademot.jpg?t=1297379625

Replace that picture with most others from that comic, and the poster would still fit perfectly.

Zaq
2011-02-10, 10:13 PM
How could WotC take something so right, and get it so wrong (mine):
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/motivator99dc4f2e8475661fe31bdb042d66d1ec1552bbd9. jpg


I must say, that's not quite right.

(Really, it should say something like "Go ahead, get that +50 to Truespeak. Just try not to cry when you still suck." Only, you know, punchier.)

MightyPirate
2011-02-11, 03:32 AM
Heh, finally got all the way through the first thread. It expanded my collection substantially. Now it's time to contribute.

My first and only (so far):
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5285/motivatorf2fa51bd85dfd9.jpg

Some of my favorites that I don't recall seeing yet . . .:
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/382/motivatordeathbyelephan.jpg

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7017/savingxp.jpg

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/5757/dinocowboys.jpg

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8879/pcplansbeartrapmotiv.jpg

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6238/gunmonkeymotiv.jpg

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2606/motivator4140156.jpg

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2047/1204578993284jpgroflpos.jpg

Adumbration
2011-02-11, 05:42 AM
My favorite from the last thread:
http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq339/ghost_warlock/paladinsrock.jpg

Serpentine
2011-02-11, 05:47 AM
I would like to see That Rockin' Paladin Story put in... You know what? I'm gonna do it.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/11/dbedf1ad-8e8b-4d18-a86b-3264ea58d514.jpg

hamlet
2011-02-11, 08:38 AM
My favorite from the last thread:
http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq339/ghost_warlock/paladinsrock.jpg

I love that one.:smallsmile: That's what paladins are about. That, and Michael Carpenter.

I'd put a few up from pictures from HBO's Carnivale, but the evil Firewall of Doom is blocking me.

Heliomance
2011-02-11, 08:39 AM
Ursarkar Creed, best of the best mankind has to offer

Sergant of the master sergants most important person of the extreme sergants to the max!

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ursarkar_E._Creed

He never lost a planet to the enemy.
He preffers detroying it himself.
Tactical Genius.


Also.
http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2055/Cred.jpg

More amusing description. Contains some naughty words. (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Creed)

DisgruntledDM
2011-02-11, 10:18 AM
Another Hogan one.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/hogandemot.jpg?t=1297437485

ToySoldierCPlus
2011-02-11, 11:03 AM
Raveing, you may want to move those over to Photobucket or Flickr. We can all see your real name, something you typically want to avoid.

flabort
2011-02-11, 11:15 AM
All though that Jack Sparrow one is so perfectly true. I tell people I'm honest all the time. :smallbiggrin:
You don't really know if I do now or not, though, which is the honest truth.

RaveingRonin
2011-02-11, 11:37 AM
Raveing, you may want to move those over to Photobucket or Flickr. We can all see your real name, something you typically want to avoid.

Umm wow, thanks. Total "duh" moment right there.
Once more, minus the ID theft.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436012209/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436622012/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436621956/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436012259/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436012309/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436023927/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436024129/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436024049/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436023979/

RaveingRonin
2011-02-11, 11:40 AM
More amusing description. Contains some naughty words. (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Creed)

What I suspect is a less amuseing, but far more accurate portrayal of Creed.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ursarkar_E._Creed

For the Emperor! :smallbiggrin:

ToySoldierCPlus
2011-02-11, 12:15 PM
Umm wow, thanks. Total "duh" moment right there.
Once more, minus the ID theft.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436012209/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436622012/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436621956/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436012259/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436012309/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436023927/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436024129/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436024049/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5436023979/

Very good. Now we teach you about image tags. Instead of using the [.URL][/URL.] tags, use [.IMG][/IMG.] tags without the periods. It goes from this:
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh147/fatalis902/motivator5343419.jpg
To this:
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh147/fatalis902/motivator5343419.jpg

And an explanation of it, for what it's worth: in the Psionic Demotivators thread back on the Wizards board, the Ubiquitous Vison: I c wut u did thar poster was a default response when somebody made an in-joke or obscure reference. This was the logical conclusion, made by me.

flabort
2011-02-11, 01:02 PM
:smalleek: :smalleek:....:smallconfused:...:smallmad: :smallconfused: :smallmad:
The Who photchoped THAT?!

Zherog
2011-02-11, 01:05 PM
Very good. Now we teach you about image tags. Instead of using the [.URL][/URL.] tags, use [.IMG][/IMG.] tags without the periods. It goes from this:
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh147/fatalis902/motivator5343419.jpg
To this:
<<snip image>>


And now we can teach you about the NOPARSE tag. Instead of adding dots or spaces or anything else to a tag to make the system ignore it, you can instead wrap it in NOPARSE tags. So it goes from this:

[.IMG][/IMG.]

to this:

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh147/fatalis902/motivator5343419.jpg

(and to see the code that produced that: http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh147/fatalis902/motivator5343419.jpg)

Mordokai
2011-02-11, 01:08 PM
It does old heart good to see everybody being so helpful, it does :smalltongue:

ToySoldierCPlus
2011-02-11, 01:16 PM
And now we can teach you about the NOPARSE tag. Instead of adding dots or spaces or anything else to a tag to make the system ignore it, you can instead wrap it in NOPARSE tags. So it goes from this:

[.IMG][/IMG.]

to this:

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh147/fatalis902/motivator5343419.jpg

(and to see the code that produced that: http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh147/fatalis902/motivator5343419.jpg)

I was intentionally showing the final product of the image tags, but the NOPARSE thing is cool. I did not know about that.

RaveingRonin
2011-02-11, 01:34 PM
You guys are great ^_^
In thanks, have more posters. Man, I have about 3,000 of these, hard to pick and choose.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5174/5436249127_dda7e62cf4_b.jpg

That kegger got really out of hand
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5094/5436249043_cd61c2f480_b.jpg

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5132/5436248973_e8292713ca_b.jpg

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5218/5436248935_8aee977c90_b.jpg

Vknight
2011-02-11, 01:37 PM
You guys are great ^_^

That kegger got really out of hand
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5094/5436249043_cd61c2f480_b.jpg


Thats so cute! I want one!

flabort
2011-02-11, 02:07 PM
As which parent :smalltongue:?
I could arrange a meeting with a dragon for you, but he is grumpy in the mornings :smalltongue:.

Vknight
2011-02-11, 02:08 PM
Nah if the dragons a he I'll look around some more.

Admiral Squish
2011-02-11, 02:10 PM
As which parent :smalltongue:?
I could arrange a meeting with a dragon for you, but he is grumpy in the mornings :smalltongue:.

Err... Is adoption an option?:smalleek:

Admiral Squish
2011-02-11, 02:41 PM
Hmm. Doesn't work. Wrong type, and it would still be too large.

So, we need to apply dungeonbred about 5 times, I'd say.

Oh, god... I'm totally going to start flavoring the dungeonbred template as making whatever it's applied to into a chibi.

starwoof
2011-02-11, 03:54 PM
Here's one I made today. The picture was taken last night during DnD. It's me.


http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l121/starwoof2/DungeonMaster.jpg?t=1297457528

Cieyrin
2011-02-11, 04:19 PM
You guys are great ^_^
In thanks, have more posters. Man, I have about 3,000 of these, hard to pick and choose.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5218/5436248935_8aee977c90_b.jpg

This almost makes the show acceptable, though that hellspawn of a show still gives me nightmares. The eyes, they never blink! :smalleek:

Stegyre
2011-02-11, 04:26 PM
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5218/5436248935_8aee977c90_b.jpg
I love it. I need this for my 3-year old Dora-fan daughter. This is a bad-a** Dora!

RaveingRonin
2011-02-11, 04:45 PM
Enjoy.
If only Super Smash Bros was like that. If only.. *wistful sigh*
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5216/5436650011_3906d717fe_b.jpg
NSFW if you happen to be a raccoon or a foxhound
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4150/5436649967_1ff98ae310_b.jpg
I actually did this once. The DM (a science whiz) was less than amused
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5133/5436649841_9af55af9a8.jpg
For all you Harry Potter fans; the only way to get teenage wizards to focus on Divination
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5012/5437259960_c4f2df8308_b.jpg

DisgruntledDM
2011-02-11, 05:31 PM
For L5R fans:

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/L5Rdemot.jpg

Talbot
2011-02-11, 06:27 PM
Warning: Mild Language


http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/000a47dbb930abb241f583e1638ddfd33ef4f925c6a840e255 5cc12aa6d2a2075g.jpg

Archpaladin Zousha
2011-02-11, 10:50 PM
You know, it's never made sense to use X-ray vision for peeping. Unless you've got a thing for skeletons. In which case you need help.

Gnoman
2011-02-11, 11:03 PM
Should never have been called that in the first place. It just allows you to see through solid objects.

Serpentine
2011-02-11, 11:38 PM
That kegger got really out of hand
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5094/5436249043_cd61c2f480_b.jpgWait, is she saying "Stupid Daikini"?
...
Sauce plox.

The Tygre
2011-02-12, 01:31 AM
You know, it's never made sense to use X-ray vision for peeping. Unless you've got a thing for skeletons. In which case you need help.

I'll have you know that Fritz Lieber had a thing for skeletons, good sir. :smalltongue:

Drakevarg
2011-02-12, 01:40 AM
Wait, is she saying "Stupid Daikini"?
...
Sauce plox.

I think she's saying "stupid daikaiju"... :smallconfused:

Serpentine
2011-02-12, 01:51 AM
Now I has a disappoint :smallfrown:

Drakevarg
2011-02-12, 02:03 AM
Now I has a disappoint :smallfrown:

Unless that cut-off loop at the end of the speech bubble is the dot from an exclaimation point and not a "j".

Trazoi
2011-02-12, 02:29 AM
I can't remember where this is from (not made by me; I saved it on my HD a while ago), but this is one of my favourites:

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3830/motivationalhidedog.jpg (http://img638.imageshack.us/i/motivationalhidedog.jpg/)

Halae
2011-02-12, 02:31 AM
I can't remember where this is from (not made by me; I saved it on my HD a while ago), but this is one of my favourites:

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3830/motivationalhidedog.jpg (http://img638.imageshack.us/i/motivationalhidedog.jpg/)

Oh man, I totally want one :smallbiggrin:

Admiral Squish
2011-02-12, 02:34 AM
Oh man, I totally want one :smallbiggrin:

I want one too... Which might be a prob 'cause I totally crave like six kinds of dogs.

Eldan
2011-02-12, 07:59 AM
Sure that's a dog and not an especially cuddly molerat? :smalltongue:

grimbold
2011-02-12, 08:14 AM
i am really happy to see this thread back!

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-12, 08:37 AM
i am really happy to see this thread back!

Back? Where did it go?

Munchkinery! (not by me):
http://www.cold-moon.com/images/Motivators/Classes/munchkin.jpg

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii117/Entropy_Judge/Motivators/Munchkins.jpg

Necroticplague
2011-02-12, 08:41 AM
I can't remember where this is from (not made by me; I saved it on my HD a while ago), but this is one of my favourites:

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3830/motivationalhidedog.jpg (http://img638.imageshack.us/i/motivationalhidedog.jpg/)

Awakend Neapolitan Mastiff:perfectly acceptable party scout.

This is the kind of stuff Awaken Animal was made for.

Actually, based on the color, it might be a shar pei.

Eldan
2011-02-12, 08:58 AM
Back? Where did it go?

Munchkinery! (not by me):
http://www.cold-moon.com/images/Motivators/Classes/munchkin.jpg

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii117/Entropy_Judge/Motivators/Munchkins.jpg

He's not a munchkin!
He's got a barrel ornament, and that's clearly for RP only!

Callos_DeTerran
2011-02-12, 09:47 AM
He's not a munchkin!
He's got a barrel ornament, and that's clearly for RP only!

Psh, it's clearly a homebrew item used to balance the weight of the flashlight on the right side, to help mitigate the penalties for that rifle being so cumbersome! :smalltongue:

Eldan
2011-02-12, 09:50 AM
Or it adds a bonus to charisma skill checks.

Chilingsworth
2011-02-12, 10:59 AM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/5438993644/


The link appears to be broken. :smallfrown:

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-12, 01:44 PM
He's not a munchkin!
He's got a barrel ornament, and that's clearly for RP only!

That's a because the DM said he had to have an RP attachment to this abomination of a weapon, so he added that and said it was an heirloom.

Eldan
2011-02-12, 03:10 PM
Ooh. That means he can use it as an Ancestral Weapon and enchant it! :smallbiggrin:

Warlawk
2011-02-12, 05:02 PM
Ok... so... massive dump of pics INC. I tried to weed out anything already posted in this thread, but there might be some from the old thread here.

Really... opening this spoiler tag is asking for a LOT of images. They're in no particular order, but all gaming related, some are setting specific (eberron mostly). Most were not made by me.


http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Valenar.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/tygertyger.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/surprisety2.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Ruins.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Pyros.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/poster50577359.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/partytactics.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/nonlethal.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator9762927.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator7301417px5.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator7226245.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator4642411.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator4460354-1.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator957598.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator250343a826bfbdf5768f725f20.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator80a24cba3c81cb70e225dc7dc7.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator28d53cb0c8e9ca555fdad937a2.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/makeafortsave.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/LOBster.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/kingkaius.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/kineticist.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/IntimidateMotivator.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Improv.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/gamers_mentality.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/flyingbear.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/ExoticWeapons.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/EWP.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/druids.png
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/divination.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Deneith2.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/colbertposterte0.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/booms.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/BBEG.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/automatawarforged.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/1294718914369.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/1211384094449ia8.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/4516276440_7de361c273.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/4515640213_2f94dfa4bf.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/4515640063_74dee0b9c9.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/4515638819_6e33d851b7_o.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/3716482756_6b6cec90b1_o.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/4509_378e.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Level1.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/1262728557845.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Leadership.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Deadpoolcommonsenseposter.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/FearlessPenguin.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/HouseCannith.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Karrnath.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/bluff.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/chaoticneutral.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator4802466.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator6138331.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator692002.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator9031612.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/sneakattack.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/warforgedartificers.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/wizards.jpg

Eldan
2011-02-12, 05:10 PM
The Ace Rimmer one made my day.

Vknight
2011-02-12, 05:25 PM
Mine enjoy the beauty

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/ChristopherWalkenMotivationPoster.jpg

Choco
2011-02-12, 05:31 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/surprisety2.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Pyros.jpg

I keep forgetting to ask, but what comic are those from?

Cieyrin
2011-02-12, 05:33 PM
I keep forgetting to ask, but what comic are those from?

Gone with the Blastwave.

Choco
2011-02-12, 05:34 PM
Gone with the Blastwave.

Awesome, thanks!

Vknight
2011-02-12, 05:35 PM
Yeah I was going to ask myself they look interesting to say the least

flabort
2011-02-12, 05:39 PM
I love the Pyromancer and Undead Warforged ones. Made of pure WINite, they are.

Kuma Kode
2011-02-12, 05:39 PM
I keep forgetting to ask, but what comic are those from?

That would be Gone with the Blastwave (http://www.blastwave-comic.com/). Great comic, pretty much abandoned.

Yora
2011-02-12, 05:58 PM
Abandoned? The last update is just 3 months ago.
It's not called "the worlds slowest updating webcomic" for nothing. :smallbiggrin:
It has alsways been very slow with several hufe breaks in the past years, there are only about 7 or 8 pages per year, at very irregular intervals. I wouldn't call Blastwave abandoned until at least one year has passed since the last site activity. :smallbiggrin:

Jair Barik
2011-02-12, 06:00 PM
I thought VG cats was the worlds slowest updating webcomic:smallconfused:

flabort
2011-02-12, 06:00 PM
So no-one should really expect updates, but shouldn't celebrate wildly when they happen? Alright.

Cieyrin
2011-02-12, 06:07 PM
I thought VG cats was the worlds slowest updating webcomic:smallconfused:

It's kinda sad that the video adaptation updates more often than the VG Cats comic does...

Kuma Kode
2011-02-12, 06:08 PM
Well that's nice. I followed it for a while but there was a point where the author pretty much stated "Yeah, I don't have time for this. Sorry, but I'm abandoning it." Seems he does keep coming back to it occasionally.

Time for my contributions... apologies if they were posted in a different thread...
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/animateobjects.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/callofcthulhu.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/MPost11516-9cf2005ad0.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/MPost11516-efbb62f0c2.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/miskatonic.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/dndmovie.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/comprehendlanguagesmotiv.jpg

Eldan
2011-02-12, 06:17 PM
I thought Dresden Kodak was the slowest webcomic I knew. But upon closer inspection, Blastwave indeed has it beat.

T.G. Oskar
2011-02-12, 06:49 PM
I thought VG cats was the worlds slowest updating webcomic:smallconfused:

VG Cats is definitely one of them, alongside [email protected] and...well, just about anything that updates every three months or so. However, that depends; Erfworld updates once every 8 days or so, for example.

To my dismay, I get used to fast-updating webcomics (Homestuck being the record-holder) and dailies (Sinfest, YAFGC, now I got hooked with Blip).

Dresden Codak is somewhat bizarre, like the concept; it has the same schedule as VG Cats, which is "whenever it's ready".

dsmiles
2011-02-12, 07:02 PM
A minor contribution:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/12/263f8474-e626-4547-b0ec-74c1950c0bad.jpg

Vknight
2011-02-12, 07:17 PM
Yes Yes Yes Yes a few hundred times more yes.

dsmiles
2011-02-12, 07:23 PM
So, you like steampunk, do ya?
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/12/ff2ecd00-56ef-4e62-a5e8-77995bb65343.jpg

Halae
2011-02-12, 07:25 PM
So, you like steampunk, do ya?
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/12/ff2ecd00-56ef-4e62-a5e8-77995bb65343.jpg

Do we have a source for that image?

dsmiles
2011-02-12, 07:30 PM
It's Matt Wilson's The Walk, and it's used on the Iron Kingdoms Character Guide by Privateer Press. I don't know the source link.

starwoof
2011-02-12, 07:31 PM
Its the cover to the Iron Kingdoms campaign setting thing.

EDIT: Character Guide, whatever.

Lurkmoar
2011-02-12, 07:37 PM
http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=220473

dsmiles
2011-02-12, 07:38 PM
http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=220473Where can I get one of those? :smalltongue:

Vknight
2011-02-12, 07:40 PM
The costume?
The Sword?
The Girl?

For the first 2 I can help with as for the third all on your own.

Lurkmoar
2011-02-12, 07:43 PM
Where can I get one of those? :smalltongue:

Somewhere from the internet probably*. Hm, think I'm going to go check the forum rules very carefully before I upload my catgirl one...





*The models sizes may vary

TheGeckoKing
2011-02-12, 07:55 PM
DEMOTIVATORS FOR THE DEMOTIVATOR GOD, FUNNY COMMENTARY FOR THE FUNNY COMMENTARY THRONE!
A few offerings to the Demotivator Gods;
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/TBF4gQIeSVI/AAAAAAAAAmA/MML3c7XlzxQ/s1600/the-gazebo-demotivator.jpeg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129045137384373916.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/PinkLolitaPop/Charisma2.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c83/Cryptangel_Ayumi/Motivation/evilWoWposter-1.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/TNx7PQMlY_I/AAAAAAAAA1M/Xc5yU0CAVpA/s1600/wizards-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll257/killbeast301/RealityDemotivator.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/TAwg5brwqdI/AAAAAAAAAlc/34wkizRAUn4/s1600/lobster-knife-fight-demotivator.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XCCzcMw9CYM/SsPd7P_BymI/AAAAAAAACZI/4RBbMj4dO8c/s400/demotivators_23.jpg
http://www.unexpectedconnections.com/shallNotBass.jpg

Vknight
2011-02-12, 10:29 PM
Hay pathetic Gazebo! I brought your ultimate weakness! Live Gnome!

Marnath
2011-02-12, 11:34 PM
Does anyone know the source for this one?
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/3716482756_6b6cec90b1_o.jpg

Vknight
2011-02-13, 10:29 AM
It's in a Handbook, I think Races of Eberron.

Morph Bark
2011-02-13, 11:37 AM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/automatawarforged.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/1211384094449ia8.jpg


What is the source on those two pictures? The second one looks like it's from a published comic, the first from a webcomic, though I might be wrong on that one. The art looks nice though, so it might be something I'd love to read.

Kuma Kode
2011-02-13, 11:39 AM
First One: Penny Arcade did a brief Automata (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/6/12/) stint that was great.

Second One: No clue.

Tavar
2011-02-13, 11:40 AM
Yellow text boxes lead me to think it's Deadpool. Not sure on anything else.

Rawn
2011-02-13, 12:16 PM
First One: Penny Arcade did a brief Automata (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/6/12/) stint that was great.

Second One: No clue.

The second one is from the third issue of Identity Disc, a five-issue series from Marvel Comics.

Marnath
2011-02-13, 01:41 PM
It's in a Handbook, I think Races of Eberron.

Hmm, not in my version it isn't. O.o

Morph Bark
2011-02-13, 01:50 PM
I see. I must have missed the Automata stuff the times I've gone through Penny Arcade's archive. Then again, it's pretty big. Thanks for the help!

hamishspence
2011-02-13, 02:04 PM
Does anyone know the source for this one?
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/3716482756_6b6cec90b1_o.jpg


Hmm, not in my version it isn't. O.o

I've found it in 4E- Scion of Sacrifice, a paladin paragon path- page 104 of Divine Power.

Marnath
2011-02-13, 02:10 PM
I've found it in 4E- Scion of Sacrifice, a paladin paragon path- page 104 of Divine Power.

Ooohh, 4e. Yeah, that's why it's not in my Races of Eberron. :smalltongue: Thanks though.

DisgruntledDM
2011-02-13, 03:02 PM
In case anyone wants to know, these are from Mount and Blade: Warband, my favorite video game of all time.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/CONdemot.jpg

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/greataxedemot.jpg

Cieyrin
2011-02-13, 03:30 PM
Thought I'd share: http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129180908922367559.jpg

Gettles
2011-02-13, 04:53 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Gettles/Posters/motivator965325009f1d2af87e5afe883877679ca097d5b5. jpg

DisgruntledDM
2011-02-13, 05:31 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Gettles/Posters/motivator965325009f1d2af87e5afe883877679ca097d5b5. jpg

Hence the moniker "DisgruntledDM".

Anyway, you can talk about optimization and whine about how 'underpowered' they are, but in the end...

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/fighterdemot.jpg

Lateral
2011-02-13, 05:35 PM
In the end... what?

Reynard
2011-02-13, 05:41 PM
In the end... what?

In the end the Fighter gets all bloody trying to kill five dudes. Meanwhile, the 'wussy' spellcaster (not pictured) killed 95% of the 100 man army and left those 5 behind for the fighter.

DisgruntledDM
2011-02-13, 05:44 PM
Awwww did I hurt da poor wizard's feewings? Go back to thine spellbooks, knave.

Lateral
2011-02-13, 05:54 PM
No, you misunderstood. The picture was faulty; looks like it's fixed now.

Also, dude. What the hell. That wasn't nice. :smallannoyed:
I mean, sheesh...

Seatbelt
2011-02-13, 05:55 PM
Then he polymorphs you into a text book and begins to record spells in you.

AtlanteanTroll
2011-02-13, 05:55 PM
No, you misunderstood. The picture was faulty; looks like it's fixed now.

Also, dude. What the hell. That wasn't nice. :smallannoyed:
I mean, sheesh...

I think he was talking to Reynard.

Lateral
2011-02-13, 05:56 PM
I know. Still wasn't nice.

Kobold-Bard
2011-02-13, 06:09 PM
Awwww did I hurt da poor wizard's feewings? Go back to thine spellbooks, knave.

Pretty big talk for a Fighter. My brother is a Warblade and he'll mess you up if you're not careful :smallwink:

DisgruntledDM
2011-02-13, 06:26 PM
My fighters eat warblades and crap monks.

I know, doesn't make any sense. It's all I could come up with.

Tavar
2011-02-13, 06:49 PM
Ah, just a crazy, then. Can't let yourself get all worked up whenever someone runs by shouting about how the sky's falling.:smallcool:

*.*.*.*
2011-02-13, 07:15 PM
My fighters eat warblades and crap monks.

I know, doesn't make any sense. It's all I could come up with.

Dude, you so need to show me your builds/strategies

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l88/Tyndaria/neutral-evil-amp-d-gaming-alignment-demotivational-poster-1225065111.jpg

Vknight
2011-02-13, 07:24 PM
Ah, just a crazy, then. Can't let yourself get all worked up whenever someone runs by shouting about how the sky's falling.:smallcool:

The SKY is FALLING!! AHAHAAHAHAAAAHHH!!!!

DisgruntledDM
2011-02-13, 07:34 PM
Of all the evil alignments, NE's my favorite.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/gamingdemot.jpg

Lurkmoar
2011-02-13, 07:45 PM
http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=220474

Vknight
2011-02-13, 07:46 PM
http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=220474

Thank you.
I love you.

dsmiles
2011-02-13, 07:56 PM
http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=220474Nice. :smallwink:

EDIT: On that note:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/13/3e5a4e3f-140f-45ca-9219-9149ae6246ae.jpg

Lurkmoar
2011-02-13, 08:16 PM
Thank you.
I love you.

You're welcome. I have an angel one, but I have to edit the original picture first. In the mean time...


http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=220690

CycloneJoker
2011-02-13, 08:50 PM
My fighters eat warblades and crap monks.

I know, doesn't make any sense. It's all I could come up with.

Dude, I have a monk build that can, at level six, with ideal non-crit rolls, drop something like 610d4+3160. Your fighter is non-existent.

ToySoldierCPlus
2011-02-13, 08:51 PM
How does that happen?

Kuma Kode
2011-02-13, 08:55 PM
The ludicrous builds I've seen usually revolve around questionable combinations or loosely interpreted rules. Very few actually seem to be completely RAW stable.

Vknight
2011-02-13, 09:00 PM
But those that are eat lightning and carp thunder.

Lateral
2011-02-13, 09:05 PM
Until the DM gets fed up and starts eating PCs and crapping rocks that fall.

CycloneJoker
2011-02-13, 09:07 PM
How does that happen?

I think I might have messed up, doing only something like 400d4+2000, or so, at a rough estimate.

Venerable Dragonwrought Desert Kobold Martial Monk 6.

Stats Str 6 Dex 16 Con 10 Int 11 Wis 16 Cha 22

Cloak of Charisma

2 Flaws: Something like Shaky and Murky-eyed

1 Martial Monk Flaws: Noble Birth, forgot what, Monk Epic Leadership, level Improved Leadership
2 Legendary Commander
3 Ecclesiarch
4
5
6 Assemble the Horde

So, at level six, I have a Leadership score of 6+7(Feat(Might only get five, depends on orders you can get feats))+7(Charisma with the item), or 20. At twenty, I have 50 1st, 5 2nd, 3 3rd, 2 4th, and 1 5th. Legendary Commander multiplies this number by ten, and Assemble the Horde gives me additional first level minions equal to the total number of minions above first level, so I have 610 first level minions, 50 second level minions, 30 third level, and so on. Now make them all Warmages with 16 Int and Cha mod of at least one. Now, have them all cast Magic Missile at the target. If I did my math right, it comes out to be about 610d4+2440+50d4+200+60d4+240+40d4+160+30d4+120, or 790d4+3160

Monks are the best class in the game.

Vknight
2011-02-13, 09:34 PM
That is until you met someone who has the 'Book of Vile Darkness' and access to 7th level spells.
Met 10mile wide Fireball. No Spell resistance, No Save, No Damage type

Tavar
2011-02-13, 09:42 PM
Martial Monk? And how are you qualifying for leadership at level 1?

Fable Wright
2011-02-13, 09:44 PM
@CycloneJoker: Your plan has one simple error: All followers granted by the Leadership feat are level 1 NPC-class only characters. They can't be warmages. Or even adepts. Using the exceptional followers rules, you could have all of your level 3 followers, with the DM's permission, to be level 1 warmages. Your plan is flawed. The fighter great cleaves your army into oblivion.

CycloneJoker
2011-02-13, 09:52 PM
@CycloneJoker: Your plan has one simple error: All followers granted by the Leadership feat are level 1 NPC-class only characters. They can't be warmages. Or even adepts. Using the exceptional followers rules, you could have all of your level 3 followers, with the DM's permission, to be level 1 warmages. Your plan is flawed. The fighter great cleaves your army into oblivion.

You're right. Oh, well, I don't see why they cannot be adepts, unless you could show me where, so sleep/Coup-de-grace, scorching ray from the higher-leveled ones, or arrows, or get my cohort to make, or just buy, a crap-ton of Wands of Magic Missile not as much damage, but still.

CycloneJoker
2011-02-13, 09:54 PM
Martial Monk? And how are you qualifying for leadership at level 1?

Epic Leadership. I can take any fighter feat for my levels 1, 2, and 6, and I don't have to meet pre-reqs, so Epic Fighter feats. Epic Leadership and Legendary Commander are good.

Tavar
2011-02-13, 09:55 PM
What gives you that ability?

Plus, if that did work, that's not so much making the monk good, but abusing leadership.

senrath
2011-02-13, 09:59 PM
Tavar? That's kinda the joke.

CycloneJoker
2011-02-13, 10:00 PM
What gives you that ability?

Plus, if that did work, that's not so much making the monk good, but abusing leadership.

Martial Monk is a variant from Dragon 310, page 45. It says they gain fighter feats on those levels, but the monk doesn't have to meet pre-reqs for bonus feets on levels 1, 2, and 6, as per the main rules, since it doesn't specify they have to. And I am making the monk good, because nobody else can abuse leadership that badly that early.

Tavar
2011-02-13, 10:04 PM
Tavar? That's kinda the joke.

I don't think he's joking. Maybe it's just the natural interference of a completely text based medium. Maybe not.

In any case, wow. You're using Dragon Material, and going by the most pants on head retarded reading of the rules. Congrats.:smallyuk:

Dienekes
2011-02-13, 10:06 PM
What gives you that ability?

Plus, if that did work, that's not so much making the monk good, but abusing leadership.

Martial monk says something akin to "add all Fighter bonus feats to the possible monk feat lists."

Then the monk class claims that the monk can take one of x feats without meeting the prerequisites.

So combined together it can mean either, the monk can take x feats without meeting the prerequisites, or any Fighter feat. Which means that technically they can't take Weapon Specialization which I'm guessing by RAI they were going for. Or the other way of looking at it is "By taking 1 level of monk I can get Epic Leadership."

Edit: gosh darn ninjas

Lurkmoar
2011-02-13, 10:12 PM
Distinct lack of Demotivators last few posts.


http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=220708

TheCountAlucard
2011-02-13, 10:13 PM
Say, mind if we get back on-topic again? I have a feeling if this argument continues, we may very well end up with a locked thread... :smallsigh:

CycloneJoker
2011-02-13, 10:18 PM
I don't think he's joking. Maybe it's just the natural interference of a completely text based medium. Maybe not.

In any case, wow. You're using Dragon Material, and going by the most pants on head retarded reading of the rules. Congrats.:smallyuk:
I fail to see how it is an awkward reading. The monk specifically says
Bonus Feat
At 1st level, a monk may select either Improved Grapple or Stunning Fist as a bonus feat. At 2nd level, she may select either Combat Reflexes or Deflect Arrows as a bonus feat. At 6th level, she may select either Improved Disarm or Improved Trip as a bonus feat. A monk need not have any of the prerequisites normally required for these feats to select them.

Now, the wording from from the Magazine:
Gain: Fighter bonus feat list to choose monk bonus feats (at 1st, 2nd, and 6th level; Intimidate as a class skill
Lose: -1 skill point per level (and -4 skill points at first level); No knowledge skills as class skills. Nowhere does it say they now have to meet the pre-reqs.

Martial monk says something akin to "add all Fighter bonus feats to the possible monk feat lists."

Then the monk class claims that the monk can take one of x feats without meeting the prerequisites.

So combined together it can mean either, the monk can take x feats without meeting the prerequisites, or any Fighter feat. Which means that technically they can't take Weapon Specialization which I'm guessing by RAI they were going for. Or the other way of looking at it is "By taking 1 level of monk I can get Epic Leadership."

Edit: gosh darn ninjas

I fail to see any reading that disallows this. Now, if I was attempting to DM a balanced game, I'd crack up if anyone brought this, but it is 100% legal, and I'd laugh the same if they tried to play an Erudite.

Fable Wright
2011-02-13, 10:25 PM
You're right. Oh, well, I don't see why they cannot be adepts, unless you could show me where, so sleep/Coup-de-grace, scorching ray from the higher-leveled ones, or arrows, or get my cohort to make, or just buy, a crap-ton of Wands of Magic Missile not as much damage, but still.

Read the epic leadership sidebar on exceptional followers. You can have a level 1 adept as a 2nd level follower.

Jergmo
2011-02-13, 10:28 PM
Leadership, Epic Leadership and Legendary Commander are not fighter bonus feats.

SO HOW 'BOUT DEM POSTERS? Pretty cool, I must say.

http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/368/curiosity.jpg

Noedig
2011-02-13, 10:29 PM
And now back to our regularly scheduled program.
http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator2a7569edbf5a5a1408f314341fdc01e1153ce541. jpg

Poster: Mine
Art: Dan Luvisi

Kuma Kode
2011-02-13, 10:29 PM
*Raises hand* Called it. Who ELSE guessed it was going to be heavily based on loose interpretation and questionable class features?

Actually, as you highlighted, it does say THESE FEATS.

If it said "A monk need not have any of the prerequisites normally required for his or her bonus feats to select them." The trick would work, but that it specifies these feats makes them an inclusive group.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/gir-alignment-shift.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k185/kuma_klaw/mp/motivator6555633.jpg

Admiral Squish
2011-02-13, 10:36 PM
I'd say this isn't really the place to be discussing broken builds, this is a place for demotivators, so everybody please just let it drop.

CycloneJoker
2011-02-13, 10:47 PM
{Scrubbed}

CycloneJoker
2011-02-13, 11:22 PM
None are mine, but I got a bajillion more.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__SXJM2y4kSk/SwXMNExUvKI/AAAAAAAAAR4/UNRY6cxl93g/s1600/Orks+Demotivational.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0908/gelatinous-cube-dungeons-and-dragons-gelatinous-cube-big-squ-demotivational-poster-1251774477.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0710/bard-movie-demotivational-poster-1193572953.jpg
http://pics.livejournal.com/operations/pic/000653ha
http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/itsatrap.jpg?w=600&h=750
http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/cleric.jpg
http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/star-trek-demotivational5.jpg

And my two favroites
{Scrubbed}
http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/images/humor/motivational/july/motivational-poster-fourth-edition-skill-challenges.jpg

darbythegambler
2011-02-13, 11:36 PM
http://forums.mangafox.com/picture.php?albumid=33578&pictureid=220708

screw being evil, I'm LG now :smallbiggrin:

Noedig
2011-02-13, 11:43 PM
Just cause she's a beautiful scantily clad angel does not mean she ceases to be a LG tight-ass(lol whoops) who would likely demand strict dating rules and would likely smite you into next Tuesday if she caught you even speaking to another female.

No, I prefer Evil, as the Evil Planar Ally poster points out.

Lord Raziere
2011-02-13, 11:47 PM
None are mine, but I got a bajillion more.


http://pics.livejournal.com/operations/pic/000653ha




this demotivational poster is incorrect. Fullmetal Alchemist does not suck.

Noedig
2011-02-13, 11:52 PM
Eh, depends on what you've been looking at. The English dub was negative good.

golentan
2011-02-14, 12:05 AM
Hey guys, Motivator:
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/044/6/2/female_armor_by_golentan-d39ic16.jpg

Kira_the_5th
2011-02-14, 12:10 AM
Stop that, stop that. Do not feed the trolls and all that jazz. Anyway, why we're here; posters. Apologies if any of these are repeats, 57 pages is a lot to search through.


http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/kirathe5th/normal_2877_74233312355_519662355_1631742_4546475_ n.jpg

http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/kirathe5th/consistency.jpg

http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/kirathe5th/iron.jpg

http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/kirathe5th/59129_10100443935681224_9392256_74222935_5755587_n .jpg

http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/kirathe5th/Pretty_Ciel_Demotivator_by_JackxThexRipperx.jpg

And of course...
http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/kirathe5th/bards2.jpg

BiblioRook
2011-02-14, 12:24 AM
http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k533/disgruntledDM/gamingdemot.jpg

Funny, because of the Drizzt books the one that picture's from is probably the least talked about. :smallsmile:

MightyPirate
2011-02-14, 12:32 AM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0710/bard-movie-demotivational-poster-1193572953.jpg


That's amazing, thank you so much.

Here's one more I made:
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5777/motivatora40554c12ba83e.jpg

And several that I just like:
http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/3641/motivator1234010rc6.jpg

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6044/makeitnotso.png

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7338/magicitemsshamwowmotiv.jpg

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/2053/axbezb.jpg

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3457/railroad3987331dl8.jpg

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3838/obfuscation.jpg

Mordokai
2011-02-14, 12:35 AM
Just cause she's a beautiful scantily clad angel does not mean she ceases to be a LG tight-ass(lol whoops) who would likely demand strict dating rules and would likely smite you into next Tuesday if she caught you even speaking to another female.

No, I prefer Evil, as the Evil Planar Ally poster points out.

Ugh, lets not go into alignment discussion right after one we just had about that monk.

And besides, hooves are a major turn-off. And this is coming from somebody who's very fond of succubi.

Noedig
2011-02-14, 12:47 AM
Alignment discussion was not my intent. I was trying to reference a post back in the other thread but I couldnt remember where it was.

Tavar
2011-02-14, 12:57 AM
Funny, because of the Drizzt books the one that picture's from is probably the least talked about. :smallsmile:

And, coincidentally, probably the best in the series. Setbacks, epic battles, a villian 5 times as awesome as Drizzt...

Not much to complain about there.

Serpentine
2011-02-14, 01:34 AM
Just cause she's a beautiful scantily clad angel does not mean she ceases to be a LG tight-ass(lol whoops) who would likely demand strict dating rules and would likely smite you into next Tuesday if she caught you even speaking to another female.

No, I prefer Evil, as the Evil Planar Ally poster points out.Sex And Sensuality Are Not Evil.

When's someone gonna stat out a celestial that embodies the beauty of consensual lovemaking or somesuch...

senrath
2011-02-14, 01:35 AM
There was an old piece of homebrew on these boards that was essentially an anti-Succubus, in that they honestly loved each and every one of their partners and did their best to make sure they were happy and well off. I don't remember what it was called, though.

Dusk Eclipse
2011-02-14, 01:37 AM
Sex And Sensuality Are Not Evil.

When's someone gonna stat out a celestial that embodies the beauty of consensual lovemaking or somesuch...

Wasn't that the whole deal of pistis sophia? I also think there is a goddess in the Libris Mortis book of bad latin, that embodies the eternal love or something like that.

golentan
2011-02-14, 02:48 AM
Sex And Sensuality Are Not Evil.

When's someone gonna stat out a celestial that embodies the beauty of consensual lovemaking or somesuch...

Yeah, that one always drives me insane when I see it. In fact, the game mechanics seem to favor the opposite...
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/044/d/b/paladins_by_golentan-d39ikwk.jpg

Serpentine
2011-02-14, 02:51 AM
Ha! :biggrin:
Most god(esse)s of love are Good or at least Chaotic, you'd think they'd have some appropriate staff...

Halae
2011-02-14, 03:22 AM
Yeah, that one always drives me insane when I see it. In fact, the game mechanics seem to favor the opposite...
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/044/d/b/paladins_by_golentan-d39ikwk.jpg

And that's ot all! Isn't the goddess of love in the forgotten realms, despite being chaotic good, able to have paladin worshippers?

Mordokai
2011-02-14, 03:50 AM
There was an old piece of homebrew on these boards that was essentially an anti-Succubus, in that they honestly loved each and every one of their partners and did their best to make sure they were happy and well off. I don't remember what it was called, though.

Houri? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73139)


And that's ot all! Isn't the goddess of love in the forgotten realms, despite being chaotic good, able to have paladin worshippers?

Sune? (http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Sune)

I'm partial to her :smallbiggrin:

Anterean
2011-02-14, 03:51 AM
Distinct lack of Demotivators last few posts.

-angel picture-



Where to do I sign up to the "how to be lawful good" school ?

Eldan
2011-02-14, 03:56 AM
Well, some Eladrin used to be like that. But Eladrin were generally a bit scarce in 3E fluff.

Frozen_Feet
2011-02-14, 04:24 AM
I'm pretty sure that there are some feat/class combinations in Book of Erotic Fantasy that not only allow, but require your character to both be Good and a total nymphomaniac.

...

What?

Moving on!

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4151/motivatorceb4a6bfe19616.jpg

A disclaimer before anyone is... curious enough to look up the show they're from: The show contains copious amounts of violence, sexual content and bodily excretions. It's not suitable for kids - or anyone else, for that matter.

Serpentine
2011-02-14, 04:28 AM
Awww. :3 Now I wanna design a campaign around Swan Lake, with a Houri as the White Swan and a Succubus as the Black Swan...

Yora
2011-02-14, 04:29 AM
This is probably one of my favorite, which I didn't make myself: ^^

http://www.cold-moon.com/images/Motivators/GMs/rpg_artwork.jpg

Relevant quote is relevant.

Mordokai
2011-02-14, 04:36 AM
Awww. :3 Now I wanna design a campaign around Swan Lake, with a Houri as the White Swan and a Succubus as the Black Swan...

Be sure to let me know if you need any help :smallsmile: :smallbiggrin:

Lurkmoar
2011-02-14, 04:45 AM
Pretty sure that's the reason it's called 'fantasy' Yora. :smallsmile:

Serpentine
2011-02-14, 04:49 AM
Be sure to let me know if you need any help :smallsmile: :smallbiggrin:You should do it for me. Cuz my honours is about 14 months overdue.

Yora
2011-02-14, 04:50 AM
Some that I came up with playing the game yesterday.

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2792/motivator66a5f254839452.jpg

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1236/motivator3728b7c7a53ec3.jpg

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8572/motivatorc099f9e51e96d5.jpg

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/286/motivatorcb241fce229fa6.jpg

Medium Spoiler:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5348/motivator4abc2b9188cc4b.jpg

Mordokai
2011-02-14, 04:50 AM
You should do it for me. Cuz my honours is about 14 months overdue.

Looks like I'll need to do some ballet studying...

To the library!

Serpentine
2011-02-14, 04:55 AM
Going and watching Black Swan could give you some interesting ideas, too :smallamused: ...although then it could end up being a horror campaign :smalleek:

Yora
2011-02-14, 04:59 AM
I'm still amazed at the idea of a ballet horror film. :smallbiggrin:

Mordokai
2011-02-14, 05:01 AM
Going and watching Black Swan could give you some interesting ideas, too :smallamused: ...although then it could end up being a horror campaign :smalleek:

You say it like it's a bad idea :smallamused: