Gender bent roleplaying thread.

[Mystic Muse]

This is the roleplay thread for gender bent personas. This can be the opposite of your physical body, an avatar that's the opposite of your normal one, ETC.

As an example, if you're transsexual, feel free to be the gender you know you are.

[BisectedBrioche]

*is still being forced into a dress*

Gah! Stoppit! :smallannoyed:

[Hemnon]

his helping randomizer getting Bisected dressed up.:smallbiggrin:

[rayne_dragon]

Awesome...

*opens up a shop to buy fancy dresses at, since that seems most likely to make xyr him rich at the moment*

[BisectedBrioche]

Sword or not, I'll make you pay for this. :smallmad:

[Mystic Muse]

Guys you need to stop torturing Bisected.:smallmad:

I'm the one making the avatar with her in a dress. It's MY job to torture her.:smallamused:

[BisectedBrioche]

*Kubric stares*

I'm going to have to go to be shortly. Reason to be knocked out needed in 3...2...1....

[Hemnon]

''you are more than wellcome to take my place Kyuubi, then i will stand guard, ready to tackle her if she tries anything''

keeps the anti-cloth cookies ready.

[BisectedBrioche]

*attempts to break free and bangs head against wall*

Ooo :smallconfused:

...down I go...*is out cold*

I'm going to bed, see you all in the morn'.

[Crisis21]

''you are more than wellcome to take my place Kyuubi, then i will stand guard, ready to tackle her if she tries anything''

keeps the anti-cloth cookies ready.

Enters with a fresh batch of the cookies.

[Emperor Ing]

Well that's...bizarre.
*puts Bisected into the big pink fluffy princess dress*

[Hemnon]

Enters with a fresh batch of the cookies.

smells yummy... what kind are they?
is just about to grab one.

[MoonCat]

(Imagine in upper class British accent)

I say, my tuxedo is still being made up, but I must admit, this is quite a jolly little affair for something thrown together so quickly. I tip my hat to you fine sirs!

[Crisis21]

smells yummy... what kind are they?
is just about to grab one.

Same as the rest. :smallbiggrin:

[Blue Ghost]

Ugh, do I have to continue in this ridiculous harem outfit? I don't know what possessed me to join the harem in the first place.
*will change to something more comfortable*

[MoonCat]

Ugh, do I have to continue in this ridiculous harem outfit? I don't know what possessed me to join the harem in the first place.
*will change to something more comfortable*

But you look so elegant madam! Quite like some of those young women I met on my last holiday in India, such a lovely trip that was, too. I captured a tiger for my library carpet that year.

[Mystic Muse]

Ugh, do I have to continue in this ridiculous harem outfit? I don't know what possessed me to join the harem in the first place.
*will change to something more comfortable*

No, but Lix may be disappointed if you change out of it.

[Blue Ghost]

Lix can change me back if she wants to. I'm not wearing this a moment longer. *pout*

[MoonCat]

No, but Lix may be disappointed if you change out of it.

Guilt trips are quite vulgar things, my dear. :smallwink:

By the way, I absolutely love this thread. :smallbiggrin:

[Blue Ghost]

Ah, that's better.
Any of you girls up for cards?

I love this thread too. Real FFRP is so structured and stifling.

[Mystic Muse]

Lix can change me back if she wants to. I'm not wearing this a moment longer. *pout*

Give in Blue ghost. Give in to the Harem side!



Ah, that's better.
Any of you girls up for cards?

what kind?

[Blue Ghost]

Give in Blue ghost. Give in to the Harem side!


*funny look*
Weren't you just telling me to run from Lix a few days ago?

[Mystic Muse]

*funny look*
Weren't you just telling me to run from Lix a few days ago?

Yes. But you're such a fan of hugs and apparently the Harem has a lot of them to give.

[Blue Ghost]

Yes. But you're such a fan of hugs and apparently the Harem has a lot of them to give.

True. The dearth of clothing is a real downside though.

*shuffles pack of cards*
I just want to do something slightly less physical.

[rayne_dragon]

Ah, that's better.
Any of you girls up for cards?

I love this thread too. Real FFRP is so structured and stifling.

So... boys aren't allowed to play cards anymore? :smallconfused:

[Mystic Muse]

I just want to do something slightly less physical.

Okay, what kind? Suggestions for strip anything from anybody will be ignored.

[Blue Ghost]

So... boys aren't allowed to play cards anymore? :smallconfused:

Nah, you're welcome to join. It was just the first thing I did the first time I was genderbent.
:smallsmile:
Good times.



Okay, what kind? Suggestions for strip anything from anybody will be ignored.


:smallsigh: Ignored, or if there are too many of them to ignore, met with a quarterstaff to the face.

[MoonCat]

I keep forgetting I'm not one of the girls. I would never be able to handle this in real life.

Any gents up for tea and cigars in the drawing room?

[Mystic Muse]

I keep forgetting I'm not one of the girls. I would never be able to handle this in real life.

Any gents up for tea and cigars in the drawing room?

I'm not a gent and I don't smoke but I'm up for some tea if I'm allowed to have my own special brew.

[Blue Ghost]

I keep forgetting I'm not one of the girls. I would never be able to handle this in real life.

Any gents up for tea and cigars in the drawing room?

I can join you, if you don't mind having me around.
(I'd probably have no problem in real life. I'm practically one of the girls already.)

[MoonCat]

I'm not a gent and I don't smoke but I'm up for some tea if I'm allowed to have my own special brew.


I can join you, if you don't mind having me around.
(I'd probably have no problem in real life. I'm practically one of the girls already.)

Goodie-goodie, I've just put the kettle on. This shall be a fun bang up! (Although I shall have to remove some of my 'sporting prints if it will be ladies coming in for tea.

[rayne_dragon]

Count me in for the tea. I don't smoke though.


Okay, what kind? Suggestions for strip anything from anybody will be ignored.

What's wrong with strip poker?

:smalltongue:

Okay, I admit I don't really have anything to loose. Not my fault if mammals are silly enough not to keep all their organs properly internal.

[Mystic Muse]

Count me in for the tea. I don't smoke though.



What's wrong with strip poker?

:smalltongue:

Okay, I admit I don't really have anything to loose. Not my fault if mammals are silly enough not to keep all their organs properly internal.

I'm not a mammal though. I'm a Dwagon. See?

http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb443/Zernobog888/DragonKyuubi.png

[Blue Ghost]

Who knows what kind of creature I am? I've been speculated to be a Kirby, a silver dragon, or a pair of fireflies in a glass golem. I would prefer to keep my true identity a mystery, thank you very much.
*sips tea sedately*

[MoonCat]

I'm a kitty!

A nice grey tom, I should hope. all other cats are vile little street beasts.

(I violently disagree with myself by the way.)

[Rae Artemi]

Man Raena, that was a long bathroom break...


Awesome...

*opens up a shop to buy fancy dresses at, since that seems most likely to make xyr him rich at the moment*

I'll make them for you! Team efforts!


I'm not a mammal though. I'm a Dwagon. See?

[IMG]http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb443/Zernobog888/DragonKyuubi.png[IMG]

*Spittake*

WHAT!?!

I'm just gonna go sit in the corner for a while...

[Blue Ghost]

*Spittake*

WHAT!?!

I'm just gonna go sit in the corner for a while...

Something wrong? :smallconfused:

[Mystic Muse]

Something wrong? :smallconfused:

Raena doesn't like dragons D=

[Blue Ghost]

Raena doesn't like dragons D=

Now why would that be?

[Mystic Muse]

Now why would that be?

I don't know. I didn't do anything to her.....

[rayne_dragon]

I'm surprised she wanted to be my seamstress then. :smallconfused:

You know, there's an old Yuan-ti trick for helping people get over there fears... although they, uh- we that is, mostly use it with snakes.

[Rae Artemi]

Now why would that be?

Her stepfather was an abusive black dragon that killed her mother in front of her eyes when she was eight, and then went on to chase, harrass and torture her for the next nine years. Good times, good times...

Yep, UnRaena's a psychopath too...

[Mystic Muse]

But I'm a nice dragon! And I'm silver, not black!:smallfrown:

[Blue Ghost]

Her stepfather was an abusive black dragon that killed her mother in front of her eyes when she was eight, and then went on to chase, harrass and torture her for the next nine years. Good times, good times...

Yep, UnRaena's a psychopath too...

:smalleek:

It's times like this that make me really wish I had skill in counseling.

[MoonCat]

Did everyone naturally gravitate to blue except for rayne?

That must be the Royal Colour then, hats off to the Blue Queen!

[Mystic Muse]

Did everyone naturally gravitate to blue except for rayne?

That must be the Royal Colour then, hats off to the Blue Queen!

Apparently. I'll change to something else though.


EDIT: Actually, I'm going with purple.

[Blue Ghost]

Did everyone naturally gravitate to blue except for rayne?

That must be the Royal Colour then, hats off to the Blue Queen!

Hear hear! But you wouldn't mind if I left my hood on, would you?
(I was just about to comment on that. 'Course, I've been Blue ever since I came to the Playground, and a while before that too.)

[D_Lord]

Walks through the thread looking exactly the same.

Hi Blue going try to kill you soon.

What? I'm a Far Realm Elder Evil, I have no gender.

[Blue Ghost]

Walks through the thread looking exactly the same.

Hi Blue going try to kill you soon.

What? I'm a Far Realm Elder Evil, I have no gender.

Egad!
*raises staff in defensive position*

[Mystic Muse]

Walks through the thread looking exactly the same.

Hi Blue going try to kill you soon.

What? I'm a Far Realm Elder Evil, I have no gender.

You're a far realm elder evil? I'm sorry, but I have to do this. It's the only way to turn you into a good guy.

FLYING TACKLE HUG!

[MoonCat]

Walks through the thread looking exactly the same.

Hi Blue going try to kill you soon.

What? I'm a Far Realm Elder Evil, I have no gender.


You're a far realm elder evil? I'm sorry, but I have to do this. It's the only way to turn you into a good guy.

FLYING TACKLE HUG!

Bros can give hugs to, right? Let's say the Englishman has had too much to drink.

HUGGLEATTACKLE!!!!

[D_Lord]

You're a far realm elder evil? I'm sorry, but I have to do this. It's the only way to turn you into a good guy.

FLYING TACKLE HUG!

Warps time and space to make you crash into a tree.

Is your name Je dit Viola, if not than no more hugs. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8765206&postcount=5)

[Rae Artemi]

Did everyone naturally gravitate to blue except for rayne?

The Rae's, or, in this case, Raena's, have always been blue, so yeah.


But I'm a nice dragon! And I'm silver, not black!:smallfrown:

Honey, you don't understand how some psychological issues work, do you? I'd be happy to teach you though!

And there's the grin, stretching across her face just below those lifeless, emotionless eyes.


:smalleek:

It's times like this that make me really wish I had skill in counseling.

It's sad, really. With that ring of hers she could cure it whenever she liked, but the thought has never occured to her.

[rayne_dragon]

Walks through the thread looking exactly the same.

Hi Blue going try to kill you soon.

What? I'm a Far Realm Elder Evil, I have no gender.

Obviously you've never seen one of Lix's rods of assign gender.

*zaps with rod and hopes it still has charges left... I haven't been keeping track*

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

...Okay, now what is this I don't even?

[Mystic Muse]

Warps time and space to make you crash into a tree.

Is your name Je dit Viola, if not than no more hugs. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8765206&postcount=5)

....Owchie




It's sad, really. With that ring of hers she could cure it whenever she liked, but the thought has never occured to her.
Hey Raena! Your ring can cure your problem!

[D_Lord]

Spell Resistance, love it hate it, I'm immune to all polymorphic affects.

And I'm gone, and still have plans of turning the moon into a bike and ride that bike all over Blue Ghost.

[MoonCat]

Obviously you've never seen one of Lix's rods of assign gender.

*zaps with rod and hopes it still has charges left... I haven't been keeping track*

Where can I get one? Does Lix sell them at the official thread? She's the one who's been causing all this nonsense! How can a fellow work around here with all this rushing about zapping eachother with change gender wands? It's even enough to give me a headache!

[Blue Ghost]

*is too distracted by the battle against D_Lord and the mention of Je dit Viola to pay attention to Raena. Sorry. :smallfrown:*

D_Lord! Viola gave her all to give you a taste of love and friendship! Are you going to throw that all away? For Viola!
*flyingtacklehug at D_Lord, after setting up the proper magical wards*

*only to find that he's vanished*
*collapses in tears at the thought of Viola*

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

...Wait, did Lix cause this? I thought it was Shadow Cly again.

[Dire Moose]

As you can see, I prefer to speak in Magenta.

*pulls out wand*

*transforms Bisected8's clothing so she's now wearing an incredibly girly, frilly dress*

And my work here is done. I think I'll have some cookies.

[Rae Artemi]

Hey Raena! Your ring can cure your problem!

The grin stays.

She's not listening. She doesn't even think she has a problem. To her, her hate and fear are just natural. And there's nothing you can do.

It's at this point that her smile widens enough to start slowly tearing her skin, but she doesn't mind.

[rayne_dragon]

Where can I get one? Does Lix sell them at the official thread? She's the one who's been causing all this nonsense! How can a fellow work around here with all this rushing about zapping eachother with change gender wands? It's even enough to give me a headache!

I think this one was from her private stash....

She'll get tired of this once everyone gets used to the chaos. Some of us can retain composure under polymorph effects without being immune to them.

[Mystic Muse]

The grin stays.

She's not listening. She doesn't even think she has a problem. To her, her hate and fear are just natural. And there's nothing you can do.

It's at this point that her smile widens enough to start slowly tearing her skin, but she doesn't mind.

Hey UnRaena, what level are you and what classes do you have levels in? Just out of curiosity.

[Rae Artemi]

The hell are you talking about, girl? I'm just as good a denimancer as Raena and a black Lantern, if that's what you mean...

She's half angel too, but it sort of melts her skin when she uses those...

[Cealocanth]

So that's where you got that denim? I've been wondering.

[Mystic Muse]

The hell are you talking about, girl? I'm just as good a denimancer as Raena and a black Lantern, if that's what you mean...

She's half angel too, but it sort of melts her skin when she uses those...

Just trying to figure something out.

EPIC DETECT EVIL!

[Blue Ghost]

Blue is still quietly sulking in a corner.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

*walks over to Blue* Hey.

[Blue Ghost]

*looks up and smiles* Hi. He's gone, isn't he?

[Cealocanth]

Who's gone? Or should I be afraid to ask?

[Rae Artemi]

Warning: Do not use detect evil on UnRaena without eye protection. Rae is not responsible for bouts of blindness and wahink up in the middle of the night screaming.

That is to say, yeah, she's evil, and the ring on her hand gives off even more bad juju. And she's still smiling.



Meanwhile, Craena, is preparing to glomp Blue. 3...2...1... GLOMP!

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

D-Lord? Yeah, he's gone.

[MoonCat]

...Wait, did Lix cause this? I thought it was Shadow Cly again.

She wasn't into genderbending herself, so she asked for an avatar of her selling discount genderbending wands, making her the perpetrator of this dreadful mess, such a terrible thing, all this.

[Blue Ghost]

Warning: Do not use detect evil on UnRaena without eye protection. Rae is not responsible for bouts of blindness and wahink up in the middle of the night screaming.

That is to say, yeah, she's evil, and the ring on her hand gives off even more bad juju. And she's still smiling.



Meanwhile, Craena, is preparing to glomp Blue. 3...2...1... GLOMP!

*falls over from glomp*
*stands up, brushes off*
*smiles*
Thanks. I needed that.

*sigh*
Viola did so much more for the Dark Lord than I ever did by fighting him all the time. She actually got through to his heart, something I thought impossible. Oh, Viola. Sometimes I just look at the stars and wonder where she is? What good she may be doing now? If I'll ever see her again?

(Momentarily forgotten that I'm female. And my relationship with Viola was mostly platonic anyway, so it shouldn't matter that much.)

[Mystic Muse]

Blue Ghost, you're a fairly good person and I have an alignment to keep. Would it be unethical for me to make UnRaena my next meal since it almost looks like she's perpetrating this? Am I just jumping to conclusions?

[Blue Ghost]

Blue Ghost, you're a fairly good person and I have an alignment to keep. Would it be unethical for me to make UnRaena my next meal since it almost looks like she's perpetrating this? Am I just jumping to conclusions?

Yes, I think it would be a bit unethical. Conclusions are very dangerous places to which to jump, since you never know where you'll land.

[MoonCat]

The Englishman is quite unhappy that all this has happened. The trouble is I keep switching genders as I try to assertcontrol.

Right, no more switching back and forth, I'm taking over, and MoonCat is now a man full time. I tip my hat to all you fine ladies, as I am most definitely not one.

[Mystic Muse]

Yes, I think it would be a bit unethical. Conclusions are very dangerous places to which to jump, since you never know where you'll land.

*Sigh* fine. Things are so much easier when I just eat things though.

*morphs back into fancy looking human avatar*

Don't worry Raena, I'm not evil. I took an actually good version of the Paladin that still has the code. I can't be evil.

As a side note. UnRaena, I'll be taking that ring of yours now. I need to help Raena and from what I've seen, the pure evil radiating from that ring might be counterproductive.

[rayne_dragon]

(Momentarily forgotten that I'm female. And my relationship with Viola was mostly platonic anyway, so it shouldn't matter that much.)

(I'm not sure a gender change even affects one's interest in a particular gender other than from social pressures... but I couldn't really say)

I'm pretty sure that the Yuan-ti also have a cure for melancholy... just in case you are, you know, desperate....

[Blue Ghost]

(I'm not sure a gender change even affects one's interest in a particular gender other than from social pressures... but I couldn't really say)

I'm pretty sure that the Yuan-ti also have a cure for melancholy... just in case you are, you know, desperate....

:smallsmile:
Desperate? Perish the thought!
*goes off to assist Kyuubi in any way possible*

[Rae Artemi]

I'd just grow back anyways, maybe in your stomach! Oh, that would be fun! Tearing you apart from the inside out!

I'm pretty sure I mentioned psychopath. A psychopath that just got socked in the face by Craena.

i nEeded to DO tHaT.

And then other stuff happened! UnRaena is seemingly out cold, but her ring will not come off no matter how hard one tries.

Oh, and Raena's still not listening. I think she needs a hug.

[Ashen Lilies]

Ah, that's better.
Any of you girls up for cards?

I love this thread too. Real FFRP is so structured and stifling.

((If that's how you feel, perhaps this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10384588#post10384588) would be of interest to you? Please do read and comment, I really would like your input especially, and the input of a lot of the people in this thread.))

Meanwhile...
*wanders in, wineglass in hand*
"So, me darlings. What's going on in here, then?"

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

O hai Kris.

[Mystic Muse]

I'd just grow back anyways, maybe in your stomach! Oh, that would be fun! Tearing you apart from the inside out!

I'm pretty sure I mentioned psychopath. A psychopath that just got socked in the face by Craena.

i nEeded to DO tHaT.

And then other stuff happened! UnRaena is seemingly out cold, but her ring will not come off no matter how hard one tries. ....Nah, too evil.



Oh, and Raena's still not listening. I think she needs a hug.
:smallfrown: *Dragonhugs Raena*

Dragon hugs are like bear hugs but bigger and better.

[Lord Raziere]

GB Raziere lounges on her summoned couch.
She looked over at the others.
"Beh."
She summons a bouncy ball, enchants it with Eternal Bouncing and throws it at the others, just to see what happens.

[Rae Artemi]

:smallfrown: *Dragonhugs Raena*

Dragon hugs are like bear hugs but bigger and better.

The hug and the ball will pass straight through her, probably, as she sinks into the floor and pops up a ways away.

[Mystic Muse]

The hug and the ball will pass straight through her, probably, as she sinks into the floor and pops up a ways away.

NO! I AM A GREATER DEITY! I AM OBSCENELY POWERFUL AND YOU ARE GETTING A HUG BECAUSE I SAY SO!

[Emperor Ing]

NO! I AM A GREATER DEITY! I AM OBSCENELY POWERFUL AND YOU ARE GETTING A HUG BECAUSE I SAY SO!

Dieties just aren't what they used to be. :smallfrown:

[Blue Ghost]

Indeed not. Seems like everyone and their mother is a greater deity these days.

[Rae Artemi]

And now Raena's gone invisible and is flying away.

Good job champ. Yelling at someone with an irrational fear/hatred of you, great idea.

Seems UnRaena wasn't out. huh.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

I'm not! I'm still as much of a 9th-level mortal as before.

[Cealocanth]

*watches this awfully weird mess from afar*

I bet on Raena, what about you?

[MoonCat]

Dieties just aren't what they used to be. :smallfrown:

Yes, did you know there is a goddess of Things That Stick In Drawers?

[Mystic Muse]

Dieties just aren't what they used to be. :smallfrown:


Indeed not. Seems like everyone and their mother is a greater deity these days.

Blame Lix.




Good job champ. Yelling at someone with an irrational fear/hatred of you, great idea.

Seems UnRaena wasn't out. huh.

Don't make me turn you into a popsicle.

[Lord Raziere]

Indeed not. Seems like everyone and their mother is a greater deity these days.

"I'm not.....I'm just a half-elf sorcerer thank you very much......and my mother is a Fae Lady whom I ran away from long ago. Thank the gods that she has not found me yet. Especially not during gender-bender week."
She watches the bouncy-ball ricochet across the room, never slowing or stopping, it occasionally knocks something over.

[Cealocanth]

"I'm not.....I'm just a half-elf sorcerer thank you very much......and my mother is a Fae Lady whom I ran away from long ago. Thank the gods that she has not found me yet. Especially not during gender-bender week."

Yes, that would be awfully embarrassing for all of us wouldn't it?

[Emperor Ing]

Yes, did you know there is a goddess of Things That Stick In Drawers?

Figures. The other overdieties have lowered their standards so much, I once saw a goddess get killed in a barfight.

[Lord Raziere]

Yes, that would be awfully embarrassing for all of us wouldn't it?

"Yea, she'd keep telling me to practice my elvish and to get rid of my pony-tail and let my hair be free like all the other girls at the Seelie Court, and to dress up in all glittery elven clothing that hurts my eyes."

[Rae Artemi]

Yes, did you know there is a goddess of Things That Stick In Drawers?

ANoiA, rigHt? I Didn'T PAY muCh atTEntION whEN WE WEre ON THE DIsc, bUt I Pick UP on WEird Things LiKE ThAT.

[Cealocanth]

"Yea, she'd keep telling me to practice my elvish and to get rid of my pony-tail and let my hair be free like all the other girls at the Seelie Court, and to dress up in all glittery elven clothing that hurts my eyes."

So the elf half comes from your mother then?

[Lord Raziere]

So the elf half comes from your mother then?

"Yea. the sorcerer half comes from my father. Methinks the my hair spikes also come from him. Just assuming cause my mother's hair is perfectly straight though......"

[Cealocanth]

"Yea. the sorcerer half comes from my father. Methinks the my hair spikes also come from him. Just assuming cause my mother's hair is perfectly straight though......"

Interesting. I wasn't aware Sorcerer powers were inherited, but seeing how it passes in the blood, it would make sense.

So...when's that dress party happening? I'm all prepared.

[Mystic Muse]

*Kyuubi uses every scrying spell she can think of to find Raena and sends Blue Ghost after her*

[Rae Artemi]

Don't make me turn you into a popsicle.

Literally or metaphorically? I'm pretty sure I could reverse either one, though.

She's smiling and laying on the floor with her eyes shut as she talks, arms folded over her stomach, almost in mockery of the death she escaped from.

Raena is still invisible, so the scrying probably shows empty hallways or landscape as she flies.

[Mystic Muse]

Literally or metaphorically? I'm pretty sure I could reverse either one, though.


Literally. Don't worry, it won't kill you. You won't even feel cold. It's more just the effect of being stuck where you are for a couple of hours that tends to annoy the victims.

Also, as my avatar shows, I am ready for the party.

[Blue Ghost]

Oh, the party. I had completely forgotten about that. Do you think this dress is good enough? I feel it's still too plain.

[Lord Raziere]

Interesting. I wasn't aware Sorcerer powers were inherited, but seeing how it passes in the blood, it would make sense.

"You kidding? there are probably entire royal families out there somewhere who only kingifies the offspring who becomes a sorcerer, not the eldest. I will not be surprised when amoral wizards start Sorcerer Eugenic experiments. Trust me, when people got how Sorcerers powers are passed down to a science, everyone will be in trouble."
Seeing that the first bouncy ball had improbably started bouncing int a perfect triangle, she summoned and enchanted a second one and threw it, her aimt rue the two bouncy balls collided thus breaking a cycle and started two bouncy balls randomly bouncing throughout the room.
"don't worry about the bouncy balls, they're harmless. I just do this to amuse myself sometimes."

[Cealocanth]

"You kidding? there are probably entire royal families out there somewhere who only kingifies the offspring who becomes a sorcerer, not the eldest. I will not be surprised when amoral wizards start Sorcerer Eugenic experiments. Trust me, when people got how Sorcerers powers are passed down to a science, everyone will be in trouble."
Seeing that the first bouncy ball had improbably started bouncing int a perfect triangle, she summoned and enchanted a second one and threw it, her aimt rue the two bouncy balls collided thus breaking a cycle and started two bouncy balls randomly bouncing throughout the room.
"don't worry about the bouncy balls, they're harmless. I just do this to amuse myself sometimes."

It's a hobby, I guess. And the bouncy balls are not weapons of any kind, which is a plus.

((And yes, I do remember that about Sorcerer powers. It all depends on what edition we're talking and what campaign world, for example, in my campaign world Sorcerer powers are a result of prolonged exposure to Astralite in the bloodstream. It's quite easy to get confused.))

[Rae Artemi]

Try it, Hon.

UnRaena says to Kyuubi.

we STilL NEED to makE oUR DresSES FOR ThE pArtY, ONE OF US cAN MAke onE FoR You If YoU LIKE, BLuE. ANd wHAT's aN aVaTAr?

And there's Craena too.

[Blue Ghost]

Try it, Hon.

UnRaena says to Kyuubi.

we STilL NEED to makE oUR DresSES FOR ThE pArtY, ONE OF US cAN MAke onE FoR You If YoU LIKE, BLuE. ANd wHAT's aN aVaTAr?

And there's Craena too.

*informs about avatars*
An avatar, in its original use, is a physical form that the gods would take in the mortal world. However, the term 'avatar' has recently taken on a new meaning, thanks to developments in magic. An avatar is an imprint of a person's essence, in the form of an image visible to those with the appropriate level of spiritual sight. Usually, the avatar is a picture of the person's current physical state, but static, showing the spiritual status of the person as well. Other times, avatars take bizarre forms, for unknown reasons. Some people's avatars are highly mutable, while others' are relatively stable. Some have developed an uncanny ability to shape their own avatars and those of friends who give consent. I, unfortunately, do not have this ability.
Sorry, I have been going on for far too long. If you would make a dress for me, that would be lovely. :smallsmile:

[Crisis21]

Does anyone think I need a dress for the party?

[Lord Raziere]

It's a hobby, I guess. And the bouncy balls are not weapons of any kind, which is a plus.

((And yes, I do remember that about Sorcerer powers. It all depends on what edition we're talking and what campaign world, for example, in my campaign world Sorcerer powers are a result of prolonged exposure to Astralite in the bloodstream. It's quite easy to get confused.))

"Heh. not if you know the right spells.


.....But I don't do those kind of spells anymore."

((eh. didja know that 4E only confused things even further? four different sources for your chaotic elemental powers and not one real explanation beyond some vague mutterings of "blood" and "exposure to magical energies". I'm still trying to figure out an explanation that makes sense to me and doesn't sound clunky, wonky and unsatisfactory.)

[Mystic Muse]

Try it, Hon.


Nah, too easy. I'm going to find out the easiest way to defeat you, do that, and take that ring off you and destroy it.

I cast another plethora of divination spells to find out the easiest way to defeat UnRaena. That or the easiest way to console Raena.

[Cealocanth]

Does anyone think I need a dress for the party?

'Course you do, girl! It wouldn't be a party without one.

[Dire Moose]

*catches bouncy balls, amuses herself by bouncing them off Cealocanth's head*

[Rae Artemi]

-AVATARS-

sO It's lIkE an AURA bUt EAsieR tO rEaD?

She seems a little confused.


Nah, too easy. I'm going to find out the easiest way to defeat you, do that, and take that ring off you and destroy it.

I cast another plethora of divination spells to find out the easiest way to defeat UnRaena. That or the easiest way to console Raena.

To defeat UnRaena would probably require a White Lantern Ring, but even that may not work. She's basically the strongest of the Raenas.

Consoling Raena is harder, and, at least for Kyuubi to accomplish it would take quite some time,

[Mystic Muse]

*Casts a divination spell to find a white lantern ring, while at the same time trying to console Raena from afar*

[Blue Ghost]

sO It's lIkE an AURA bUt EAsieR tO rEaD?

She seems a little confused.


Yes, you could say it's something like that. It's a rather advanced science, and I'm not sure I understand it completely.

[Crisis21]

'Course you do, girl! It wouldn't be a party without one.

:smallsmile: I'd love it if someone would make one for me then.

[Rae Artemi]

White Lantern ring? Nope, can't help you there, they're quite rare and can only really be found if they want to be found.

And magically or physically consoling Raena at this point is unlikely to work, due to huge resistance to emotion changing effects and running away, respectively.



SciencE? BuT isN't it magIC-ish?

Now she's even more confused!

[Mystic Muse]

And magically or physically consoling Raena at this point is unlikely to work, due to huge resistance to emotion changing effects and running away, respectively.



I'm not using magic on her, I'm just using magic to talk to her.

[Lord Raziere]

"I've decided to anticipate that people would urge me to dress up as well."
Raziere uttered a few words and a cyan light surrounded her then faded away.
When the spell was done she was in the dress the avatar shows.
"Just so you know- that was a clothing transmutation spell. Thought I'd make the "star robe wizard" look stylish again."

[Rae Artemi]

She's still mainly at the not listening phase right now, so good luck with that. One could, of course, try to get past her currently shaky mental defenses though.

[Emperor Ing]

"I've decided to anticipate that people would urge me to dress up as well."
Raziere uttered a few words and a cyan light surrounded her then faded away.
When the spell was done she was in the dress the avatar shows.
"Just so you know- that was a clothing transmutation spell. Thought I'd make the "star robe wizard" look stylish again."

The star robe became in-style again once wizards realized they could summon clouds of shurikens from their robes.

That was so last season. :smallcool:

BUT but but: That's not to say there's anything wrong with bring it back, I mean, I totally encourage independent thinking!

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

...So, um... *takes a cookie* What kind are these anyways?

[Mystic Muse]

She's still mainly at the not listening phase right now, so good luck with that. One could, of course, try to get past her currently shaky mental defenses though.

I turn into a kitty and try to talk to her like that instead, and use telepathy.


...So, um... *takes a cookie* What kind are these anyways?

They disintegrate your clothes.

[Lord Raziere]

The star robe became in-style again once wizards realized they could summon clouds of shurikens from their robes.

That was so last season. :smallcool:

"I've decided not to take fashion advice from creatures with that many eyes."
Raziere smirked.

[Emperor Ing]

"I've decided not to take fashion advice from creatures with that many eyes."
Raziere smirked.

(see edit)
Don't mess, that just means I can see things 4x better than you can. Depth perception, human. I have it.

[Rae Artemi]

I turn into a kitty and try to talk to her like that instead, and use telepathy.

Telepathy is unnecessary, as her Ring works as a universal translator, but she's still conflicred, because I need sleep.

[Mystic Muse]

Telepathy is unnecessary, as her Ring works as a universal translator, but she's still conflicred, because I need sleep.

Since I can't help her at the moment I'll get back to the party.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

They disintegrate your clothes.

...Heh. But seriously, what flavor?

[Mystic Muse]

...Heh. But seriously, what flavor?

I don't know. I didn't think finding out was worth my clothes getting disintegrated. You can try them if you want though.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

I don't know. I didn't think finding out was worth my clothes getting disintegrated. You can try them if you want though.

...Silly. *observes the cookie*

...Seems to be chocolate chip.

[Mystic Muse]

...Silly. *observes the cookie*

...Seems to be chocolate chip.

Please don't eat it. That dress took me a while to make.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

...FIne, if it'll satisfy your apparent RP shenanigans.

[Mystic Muse]

...FIne, if it'll satisfy your apparent RP shenanigans.

Fine, if you don't believe me, eat it. See what happens.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

Then I will! *noms cookie*

[Mystic Muse]

I told you not to eat those (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10383464&postcount=1121)
:smallsigh:time to break out the censor bars.



http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb443/Zernobog888/clyette.png

I hope you're happy because she isn't.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

...Crap. *covers up with arms* >////<

[Mystic Muse]

*casts greater invisibility on*

Go find something to cover yourself with. I believe I made a copy or two of the dress. Just don't eat any more of those cookies.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

Okay, thanks. Sorry. *invisibly runs out of... wherever we are*

[Mystic Muse]

Okay, thanks. Sorry. *invisibly runs out of... wherever we are*

It's fine, just don't do it again. Otherwise I'm using the last dress for myself.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

*comes back*

A shame, the cookie tasted pretty good. Lesson learned, though: take the eating somewhere private.

[Mystic Muse]

*comes back*

A shame, the cookie tasted pretty good. Lesson learned, though: take the eating somewhere private.

Or, y'know, just eat cookies that DON'T make your clothes disintegrate. Tends to cost lots of money.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

...Are there even any other cookies around?

[Mystic Muse]

...Are there even any other cookies around?

Not at the moment.

*Summons giant platter of various cookies*

UnRaena doesn't get any!

>_>
<_<
Takes clothes disintegrating cookies for fun time with Tiamat.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

Hooray, more cookies! *takes a normal chocolate chip*

[Lix Lorn]

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x473/Alexaflohr/DonnarGenderbent-dress-small.png

Am I late?
...so pretty... :smallredface:

Lix can change me back if she wants to. I'm not wearing this a moment longer. *pout*
(changes back) :smalltongue:

Who knows what kind of creature I am? I've been speculated to be a Kirby, a silver dragon, or a pair of fireflies in a glass golem. I would prefer to keep my true identity a mystery, thank you very much.
*sips tea sedately*
His true form is hawt. :smallamused:
Meanwhile...
*wanders in, wineglass in hand*
"So, me darlings. What's going on in here, then?"
...also hawt. VERY HAWT. Would you mind going to a side room with me and locking the door, if you know what I mean? :smallredface:

>_>
<_<
(Also takes some of the clothes disintegrating cookies)

[Hemnon]

''what are you gonna use the cookies for?'':smallwink:

[BisectedBrioche]

*wakes up again* Phew, no dress. :smallcool:

[Lix Lorn]

''what are you gonna use the cookies for?'':smallwink:
Many, many things. :smallamused:

*wakes up again* Phew, no dress. :smallcool:
(Zaps with Wand of Stereotype Reinforcement, attuned to femininity)

[BisectedBrioche]

Many, many things. :smallamused:

(Zaps with Wand of Stereotype Reinforcement, attuned to femininity)

Pfft, I'm already plenty femanine. I'm just not girly about it. :smallamused:

[Lix Lorn]

(Does the same thing, with a wand of Girliness reinforcement)
:smalltongue:

[BisectedBrioche]

(Does the same thing, with a wand of Girliness reinforcement)
:smalltongue:

Huh? I feel... :smallconfused:

...no difference what-so-ever. There's only so much you can do to reinforce wet cardboard, if you get my meaning.:smallamused:

[Lix Lorn]

You're splitting hairs. :smalltongue:

(Wand of Girliness Instillment)

[Rae Artemi]

UnRaena doesn't get any!


Like I even have taste buds any more, honey. I live on hearts, freshly ripped and all emotional, and tose are so much better than anything you could make.


His true form is hawt. :smallamused:

But Kirbies can't be Hawt! They're too adorable!

Seems Raena's a little better now.

[Lix Lorn]

Like I even have taste buds any more, honey. I live on hearts, freshly ripped and all emotional, and tose are so much better than anything you could make.
(whacks on the head)


But Kirbies can't be Hawt! They're too adorable!

Seems Raena's a little better now.
...
Maybe Blue's a shapeshifter! So he can be ALL of our crackpot theories!

[Raz_Fox]

You're splitting hairs. :smalltongue:

(Wand of Girliness Instillment)

*steals all those wands you were using on Bisected*

*uses on Lix all at once*

Let's see whether this will make the universe divide itself by zero or not.

[Lix Lorn]

Like oh my god, I totally need to go to the mall for some new shoes. Then we can, like, get together over some coffee and like, gossip, and then-
IRON HEART SURGE!

:smalleek:
Seriously Raz, please don't do that. That was scary. :smalleek:

[Raz_Fox]

Scary? You do not yet know fear, mortal plaything. Do not fret; we shall teach you soon enough.

Hang on, how did you IHS while feminized? It's not like you would have had any desire to return back to normal, and being a Warblade is so unfeminine.


We must strip you of your magicks before we strip you body and soul - for every mark of Faerie is so sweetly permanent.

[Crisis21]

*wakes up again* Phew, no dress. :smallcool:

*wakes up* Aw, no dress. :smallfrown:

[BisectedBrioche]

Pssst, she's a tomboy. Godmod all you like, that's not changing. :smalltongue:

Oh give it a rest Lix. *laughs at uber-girlified Lix* :smallbiggrin:


*wakes up* Aw, no dress. :smallfrown:

I'm still waiting on Kyu.

[Lord Raziere]

(see edit)
Don't mess, that just means I can see things 4x better than you can. Depth perception, human. I have it.

"Very well. I'll leave you alone. That on the "shuriken robe" thing. I said it before, I'll say it again: I do not cast those kinds of spell anymore."
Raziere then looked over the clothing disintegration cookies and smiled.
"Hey. This gives an idea. Any one know if any great ruler in any universe is on television right now?"

[Scarlet Knight]

Excuse me ladies, sorry for the interuption. I'm scheduled to meet with some of you who are learning to be ladies? It'll only take a few days, but I can come back if there's a more inconvenient time...

[Lord Raziere]

"Hmmm...I've decided that you are suddenly one of us learning to be ladies. It'll make things funnier."
Raziere hurled a gender-bendering polymorph spell at the red knight.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Ack! Now I have to ....hmmm, surprisingly my armor still fits!"

[Lord Raziere]

"Ack! Now I have to ....hmmm, surprisingly my armor still fits!"

"aaah, but all ladies soon demand their knight to take off their armor for other pleasures yes? By the time you are done "teaching" them, they'll be very interesting ladies methinks."
Raziere snickered at the thought.

[Emperor Ing]

"Very well. I'll leave you alone. That on the "shuriken robe" thing. I said it before, I'll say it again: I do not cast those kinds of spell anymore."
Raziere then looked over the clothing disintegration cookies and smiled.
"Hey. This gives an idea. Any one know if any great ruler in any universe is on television right now?"

Why don't you cast those spells anymore? Those are the most fun. :smallfrown:

[Lord Raziere]

Why don't you cast those spells anymore? Those are the most fun. :smallfrown:

"....Cause I don't like to destroy anymore. Destruction.....Death.....no....not going to do things like that anymore....not going to talk about it. Create. I create, I transform, transmute, teleport, summon. That is what I do. I'd rather add wonders to the world, than take them away."

[Emperor Ing]

That's no fun. :smallfrown:

Oh, I know! I'll take you out tonight for a girl's-night-out killing spree! How's that sound?

[Lord Raziere]

That's no fun. :smallfrown:

Oh, I know! I'll take you out tonight for a girl's-night-out killing spree! How's that sound?

"No. Too much lost. Horrors. Fury. The Rage- and the Fire. An Inferno sweeping all across all that was valued and sacred- then nothing but ashes, nothing but ashes as far as the eye can see, and all the wonderful colors of the world-gone. I prefer the rainbow of the world thank you."

[Emperor Ing]

I never said we had to destroy everything, I mean, the malls have to stay up, it's pretty much the law of the multiverse. Plus, if we destroy everything, nobody can rebuild it to be destroyed again.

[BisectedBrioche]

*is grabbed from offstage* NOOOO! :smallfurious:

*is thrown back in wearing a dress* Ahhhr! I look ridiculous! :smallannoyed:

[Lix Lorn]

Scary? You do not yet know fear, mortal plaything. Do not fret; we shall teach you soon enough.

Hang on, how did you IHS while feminized? It's not like you would have had any desire to return back to normal, and being a Warblade is so unfeminine.


We must strip you of your magicks before we strip you body and soul - for every mark of Faerie is so sweetly permanent.
IHS can be used even if circumstances would forbid it.

Also stop creeping me out. ._. Or at least explain it in a PM.


That's no fun. :smallfrown:

Oh, I know! I'll take you out tonight for a girl's-night-out killing spree! How's that sound?
Ooh, can I come?


*is grabbed from offstage* NOOOO! :smallfurious:

*is thrown back in wearing a dress* Ahhhr! I look ridiculous! :smallannoyed:
You look very pretty. :smalltongue:

[BisectedBrioche]

You look very pretty. :smalltongue:

Watch it. :smallannoyed:

[Lix Lorn]

(smirks)
Maybe I should do your hair. I could put a flower in it, see if I can find you a nice guy somewhere...

[Emperor Ing]

Watch it. :smallannoyed:

D'aww, you look amazing, honey.


Ooh, can I come?

The more the merrier! :smallbiggrin:

[BisectedBrioche]

(smirks)
Maybe I should do your hair. I could put a flower in it, see if I can find you a nice guy somewhere...

He'd have to deal with some very upset rugby player first. :smallamused:


D'aww, you look amazing, honey.

I'll make you pay for that!

[Lix Lorn]

He'd have to deal with some very upset rugby player first. :smallamused:
...that sounds like you're getting very used to the current sex of your body. :smalltongue:
(dyes your dress pink. And your hair.)


The more the merrier! :smallbiggrin:
Yay!

[BisectedBrioche]

...that sounds like you're getting very used to the current sex of your body. :smalltongue:
(dyes your dress pink. And your hair.)

Hey, they gave me an entire bag of yorkie bars and paid for the date. :smallamused:

*pours the dye over Lix before she can use it*

[Emperor Ing]

I'll make you pay for that!

Cash or credit? :smalltongue:


Yay!

Weapon of choice?

[Lix Lorn]

Hey, they gave me an entire bag of yorkie bars and paid for the date. :smallamused:

*pours the dye over Lix before she can use it*
(is now pink)
Aw man! You got it in my voice!

@Randomiser: Currently? Paired swords. :smallamused:

[Crisis21]

Wait, so who is making the dresses?:smallconfused: (that is, the dressed up genderbent avatars)

[Emperor Ing]

(is now pink)
Aw man! You got it in my voice!

@Randomiser: Currently? Paired swords. :smallamused:

Those'll work. Can you deflect bullets? :smallsmile:

Also, do not fret about the color of Bisected's dress, for I CAN RECOLOR HER, I HAVE THE MAGICS!

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/EmperorIng/recolored.png

[BisectedBrioche]

Those'll work. Can you deflect bullets? :smallsmile:

Also, do not fret about the color of Bisected's dress, for I CAN RECOLOR HER, I HAVE THE MAGICS!

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/EmperorIng/recolored.png

Try it. I'll show you how a scientist casts dispell magic. :smallamused:

[Raz_Fox]

IHS can be used even if circumstances would forbid it.

Also stop creeping me out. ._. Or at least explain it in a PM.

Oh. I'll have to remember that.

...

You want me to explain myself? Such audacity! Such temerity! You insult me, plaything. Perhaps your ill courtesy must be bled out. Expect me at your doorstep on the next full moon, with chains of brass and silver and a retinue of slavering wolf-hounds and merry gentry.

If you outrun me, you will have your explanation. If not, I will take you.

[Emperor Ing]

Try it. I'll show you how a scientist casts dispell magic. :smallamused:

I have quite a caster level. :smallamused:
*casts Recolor Clothing: Pink*

[BisectedBrioche]

I have quite a caster level. :smallamused:
*casts Recolor Clothing: Pink*

Well here's your answer; we don't. :smallamused:

*her clothing is completly unaffected*

[Emperor Ing]

Oh wow, I thought you looked good before, but you're...you're so pretty in pink! :smallredface:

[Crisis21]

*waits patiently*

[Trobby]

"Hello everyone! Your friendly neighborhood Kuppy has arrived, and is ready to get this party-"

*Crickets chirp in an empty dance hall*

"...Where is everyone?" *Someone whispers into my ear* "What? Other side of town?!" :smalleek:

==Much, MUCH later...==

*Huff, huff, huff* "HEY EVERYONE! Soooo sorry I'm late! You wouldn't believe the AWFUL directions I was given! Damnit sis, you WOULD give me the wrong ballroom in town... but I am here at last! Good to see everyone in high spirits!" *Smiles brightly*

...

*Then collapses onto a chair* "Oph...next time...next time I am going to bring my Airship." -_-; "No more running across town for these social gatherings."

[Mystic Muse]

*is grabbed from offstage* NOOOO! :smallfurious:

*is thrown back in wearing a dress* Ahhhr! I look ridiculous! :smallannoyed:

Don't be silly, you look cute.




Ooh, can I come?

....I thought you were Chaotic NEUTRAL

"Hello everyone! Your friendly neighborhood Kuppy has arrived, and is ready to get this party-"

*Crickets chirp in an empty dance hall*

"...Where is everyone?" *Someone whispers into my ear* "What? Other side of town?!" :smalleek:

==Much, MUCH later...==

*Huff, huff, huff* "HEY EVERYONE! Soooo sorry I'm late! You wouldn't believe the AWFUL directions I was given! Damnit sis, you WOULD give me the wrong ballroom in town... but I am here at last! Good to see everyone in high spirits!" *Smiles brightly*

...

*Then collapses onto a chair* "Oph...next time...next time I am going to bring my Airship." -_-; "No more running across town for these social gatherings."

Yay Trobby is here!

[BisectedBrioche]

Don't be silly, you look cute.

This is terrible! No one'll take me seriously!

[Mystic Muse]

This is terrible! No one'll take me seriously!

Why so serious? Have some fun girl! If you want I can summon an open bar.

[BisectedBrioche]

Why so serious? Have some fun girl! If you want I can summon an open bar.

Do these look like bar clothes!? I'll be the laughing stock!

[Mystic Muse]

Do these look like bar clothes!? I'll be the laughing stock!

Okay, then what do you want to do? Besides get out of that dress because that's not happening until the week is over.

[BisectedBrioche]

Okay, then what do you want to do? Besides get out of that dress because that's not happening until the week is over.

Oh I'll be out of it before then, you mark my words. There's nothing you can do to make me stop trying!

[Mystic Muse]

Oh I'll be out of it before then, you mark my words. There's nothing you can do to make me stop trying!

If you're going to be out of it before then I'm going to make you feel even more ridiculous before then.

[BisectedBrioche]

If you're going to be out of it before then I'm going to make you feel even more ridiculous before then.

Oh we'll see about that. :smallamused:

[Fredaintdead]

*strides into the party in full armour*
What? This is traditional dwarven party-wear? Can't you see the extra shine coming off the Mithril?
*begins to dance*
Besides... I don't have a dress.

[Mystic Muse]

Oh we'll see about that. :smallamused:

FLYING DRAGON TACKLE HUGGLE!



Besides... I don't have a dress.

This is a crime and a travesty and must be rectified.

[smuchmuch]

Oh I'll be out of it before then, you mark my words. There's nothing you can do to make me stop trying!

"But... but.. I heard around you kept asking for a dress and ... I though a nice ball dress...

You sure you don't like it ? Not even a little ?"
*Pouts*

[Crisis21]

"But... but.. I heard around you kept asking for a dress and ... I though a nice ball dress...

You sure you don't like it ? Not even a little ?"
*Pouts*

-I- like it. In fact, I'd love one of my own! Please?

[Rae Artemi]

(whacks on the head)

Careful girl, I bite.

The smiling and laying on the floor continues!



...
Maybe Blue's a shapeshifter! So he can be ALL of our crackpot theories!

But he actually said he was a kirby, and he's Lawful Good, so he wouldn't be lying!

[Hemnon]

"But... but.. I heard around you kept asking for a dress and ... I though a nice ball dress...

You sure you don't like it ? Not even a little ?"
*Pouts*

''I think its partylicious, and would love one myself!''
puts on a CD with her favorite songs, like: 'Fight, Fight, Fight for the emperor!' and 'No more blood for khorne!'.

[smuchmuch]

-I- like it. In fact, I'd love one of my own! Please?

"Yay !"
Gets avataring tools, a meter band and a folding screen from hammerspace.
"Any specific requirements ?"

[Trobby]

Oh we'll see about that. :smallamused:

<.<

"Hey Bi, I heard there's a computer lab in the basement. Wanna ditch the party for a few and have some real fun?" *smirk*

((Trobby is naturally dedicated to ensuring everyone has a good time.))

[Mystic Muse]

*casts more divination spells to determine if smashing UnRaena's head or biting that ring off her finger would have any extremely negative consequences*

[Rae Artemi]

Well, it's entirely possible that the ring would try to take you over, and, if not, she would just grow back from it, like she said. Black Lantern's are tough to get rid of. At least she hasn't killed anyone yet. Or tried to, for that matter. She must be in a good mood.


Raena and Craena are apparently playing pattycake somewhere around here.

[Mystic Muse]

Well, it's entirely possible that the ring would try to take you over, and, if not, she would just grow back from it, like she said.


Ah, okay. The ring would fail in taking me over though. I'm immune to mind affecting abilities, magical or otherwise.

Too bad I'm not a white lantern.

*turns back into a kitty and goes to find Raena*

[Rae Artemi]

Raena is engrossed in a game of pattycake with her clone, she isn't likely to notice a kitten coming. They're going pretty fast at this point too.

[Mystic Muse]

I wait until they're done at which point I pounce into Raena's lap.

[Dire Moose]

Awww, Bisected8 looks so cute in that dress.

I tackle-glomp Kyuubi while she's trying to annoy Raena.

[Crisis21]

"Yay !"
Gets avataring tools, a meter band and a folding screen from hammerspace.
"Any specific requirements ?"

I think I'd like it some shade of red if at all possible. Also, please avoid anything poofy. Other than that, just make me look good please. Feel free to style my hair as well if you want.:smallsmile:

[Mystic Muse]

I tackle-glomp Kyuubi while she's trying to annoy Raena.

I use telepathy on Dire Moose

I'm not trying to annoy Raena! I just want to be her friend!:smallfrown:

[Fredaintdead]

This is a crime and a travesty and must be rectified.

There just isn't any call for dresses in Dwarven lands my dear, we're a practical people. Feminine-looking armour tends to be our cultural limit.
*sighs*
At least this new armour accentuates my figure a bit.

[Lix Lorn]

Those'll work. Can you deflect bullets? :smallsmile:[/COLOR]
Yes. I learnt from this AWESOME guy. He never stopped talking...


Oh. I'll have to remember that.

...

You want me to explain myself? Such audacity! Such temerity! You insult me, plaything. Perhaps your ill courtesy must be bled out. Expect me at your doorstep on the next full moon, with chains of brass and silver and a retinue of slavering wolf-hounds and merry gentry.

If you outrun me, you will have your explanation. If not, I will take you.
I... umm... :smalleek::smallredface::smallsmile::smallredface:

....I thought you were Chaotic NEUTRAL
I am. This means the occasional evil act doesn't unbalance me. :smallamused:
Besides, I'll cast Mass Free Resurrection later.

[Crisis21]

I am. This means the occasional evil act doesn't unbalance me. :smallamused:
Besides, I'll cast Mass Free Resurrection later.

I wonder how much that costs.... :smalltongue:

[Rae Artemi]

It seems the pattycake has ended and Craena was the first one to notice the kitten, who is in danger of being glomped. That's basically the one thing all versions of Rae have in common, they like cats. Raena's looking at the kitten curiously. The aura is familiar, but kitten!

[Mystic Muse]

It seems the pattycake has ended and Craena was the first one to notice the kitten, who is in danger of being glomped. That's basically the one thing all versions of Rae have in common, they like cats. Raena's looking at the kitten curiously. The aura is familiar, but kitten!

After getting glomped I say in whatever language cats speak Raena! Save me!

[Lix Lorn]

I wonder how much that costs.... :smalltongue:
Depends. Are we talking material components, or hiring my magical services? :smalltongue:

[Rae Artemi]

That would be feline.

Heh, Craena won't hurt you. Much. Or permanently. Or was that UnRaena... Anyways, you aren't in real danger.

Hugging by Craena commences!

KItty kITTy kITTY KITty kiTty...

[Mystic Muse]

Since it's clear I'm not getting out of this I purr.

[Rae Artemi]

Heh, KiTTIEs.

It's at this point that Craena stops with the rolling and hugging and simply puts Kyuubi in her lap for pets, as Raena slowly inches her way forward. Very slowly.

[Hemnon]

Since it's clear I'm not getting out of this I purr.

''ah!! a kitty-cat!!''
flies over and picks it up, and start hugging it:smallwink:

[Mystic Muse]

''ah!! a kitty-cat!!''
flies over and picks it up, and start hugging it:smallwink:

the kitty continues to purr and meow.

[Dire Moose]

*pets the kitty, speaking incoherent baby-talk*

[Rae Artemi]

Hemnon may have a hard time getting the cat away from Craena, she's happy to share, but just taking it? She's not gonna roll with that.

MiiiIIiiiIIIIIiiiiine!

Yeah, she's not letting go. It may be worth noting that despite her appearance and sometimes levelheadedness, she is really only twelve, or two months old, and crazy. So yeah.

[Raz_Fox]

I... umm... :smalleek::smallredface::smallsmile::smallredface:

There's usually a lot more screaming at this point. Fascinating. Perhaps we should introduce more teeth, rending, tearing, taking apart - but, of course, so that we can stitch you back together, little ragdoll.

You have such dull eyes. We shall give you glittering eyes of emerald, once those bloody flesh ones are removed. And legs - yes, dark ones, from an arabesque battlefield, slender and bony. Silks from the feathers of the benu, gold from the heart of the sun, shadows from the other side adorning your cheeks, thorns from the briars forming your crown.

Do not worry. We will let you return when we are done. We will never be done.

Avaunt, faerie.

I am thou, thou art thee. We shall all become a joyous family. Ah, summer comes to autumn comes to winter.

Yeah, but today's summer. Now, let Lix go.

A deal is a deal.

...One game. All or nothing.

Oh, yesssss. Come, let us play.

[Crisis21]

Depends. Are we talking material components, or hiring my magical services? :smalltongue:

Either. Both.

*Joins the group cooing over the kitty-cat*

[Lix Lorn]

There's usually a lot more screaming at this point. Fascinating. Perhaps we should introduce more teeth, rending, tearing, taking apart - but, of course, so that we can stitch you back together, little ragdoll.

You have such dull eyes. We shall give you glittering eyes of emerald, once those bloody flesh ones are removed. And legs - yes, dark ones, from an arabesque battlefield, slender and bony. Silks from the feathers of the benu, gold from the heart of the sun, shadows from the other side adorning your cheeks, thorns from the briars forming your crown.

Do not worry. We will let you return when we are done. We will never be done.

Avaunt, faerie.

I am thou, thou art thee. We shall all become a joyous family. Ah, summer comes to autumn comes to winter.

Yeah, but today's summer. Now, let Lix go.

A deal is a deal.

...One game. All or nothing.

Oh, yesssss. Come, let us play.
And now you're moving less to the kinky and more to the disturbing. I'm... going to run now.
(EXPEDITIOUS RETREEAAAAT!)


Either. Both.
Material components? Free, thus the name. My magical services? Free if I like you. All your savings +1p if I don't. Surprisingly cheap if I don't know you.

[Mystic Muse]

*pets the kitty, speaking incoherent baby-talk*

The kitty hisses at the baby talk.

[Rae Artemi]

And now you're moving less to the kinky and more to the disturbing. I'm... going to run now.
(EXPEDITIOUS RETREEAAAAT!)


This would be a bad time for UnRaena to stick her leg out, wouldn't it? Which is exactly why she's doing it. Right into Lix's path.

[Lix Lorn]

...and she trips over it.
...
Great. :smalleek:

[Crisis21]

The kitty hisses at the baby talk.

Aren't you just the most adorable thing in the world? Yes you are!

*scratches kitty behind the ears*

[Mystic Muse]

The kitty says in feline

Raena! Come pet me!

[Rae Artemi]

Raena's still inching her way over.

<I'm coming...>

Very sloooowly, but she is.


Meanwhile, UnRaena has risen and is approaching Lix, large sack in hand...

[Mystic Muse]

Raena's still inching her way over.

<I'm coming...>

Very sloooowly, but she is.

Yaaay! (Feline again)

as a side note, I changed the title of the thread in case we want to continue this once GB week is over.

[Rae Artemi]

Creep, creep, creep, creep, tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe, now reach out your hand slowly. That's it, nice and slow...

[Hemnon]

''...hey, a cookie... looks delicious...*munch-munch-munch*''
eat one of crisis' cookies.

[Lix Lorn]

Unfortunately for UnRaena, Lix is frozen in time along with Raz/thefae/whatever creepy thing they are.

[Rae Artemi]

Well, she'll just have to clone her then. Now to choose, use magic or SCIENCE! Hmm, both could offer opportunities...


Raena's hand has just about reached the kitten Kyuubi as well.

[Lix Lorn]

But... plotcloning in a small thread is silly. :(

[Rae Artemi]

Who said anything about plotcloning? This one's just for UnRaena. She has plans for it... Sexy plans, but still plans.

[Lix Lorn]

Well that's worrying. She can probably get a sample from the frozen lix.

[Rae Artemi]

*Cough*Whitetext*Cough*

And that's what she does, pulling out a hair from the frozen Lix and retreating to some sort of SCIENCE! lab somewhere...

[Mystic Muse]

So, what's the status on Raena now?

[Lix Lorn]

*Cough*Whitetext*Cough*

And that's what she does, pulling out a hair from the frozen Lix and retreating to some sort of SCIENCE! lab somewhere...
Dun dun duuuun!

[Crisis21]

''...hey, a cookie... looks delicious...*munch-munch-munch*''
eat one of crisis' cookies.

(Your clothes vanish) :smallbiggrin: