I need a creative chant - STAT!

[0tt3r]

I am currently participating in a little competition thing. We are making a cardboard boat, which is the important part. Unimportantly, we need to make a team flag and song. Our team name is ZoCaS - Zombies Can't Swim. The song / chant only needs to be like 30 seconds long. Does any material currently exist about zombies and swimming that can be sung or chanted? Or, does the playground have any creative souls who would like to help us engineers?

[celtois]

Bloat, bloat bloat.
Oh boy can we zombies float.
float float
just like our boat.

Zombies can't swim!

Brrrainns!

Everyone shuffles off mumbling about brains at this point
(Creativity dries up here, it's still too short but it might be a so so base to launch off from.)

[Castaras]

Don't have a chant, have a long rather intellectual conversation about how the best way to say BRAAIIIIINSSSS! is.

[Eldrys]

Bloat, bloat bloat.
Oh boy can we zombies float.
float float
just like our boat.

Zombies can't swim!

Brrrainns!

Everyone shuffles off mumbling about brains at this point


That is the most awesome chant ever. I think it would flow better if you added a few things though



float float float
just like our cardboard boat.

[golentan]

Or of course you could just do the chorus of an existing song.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're not unreasonable,
No-one's going to eat your eyes.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!
We're at an impasse here,
Maybe we could compromise.

[Orzel]

Situation's bad
Things are looking grim
But we don't worry
'cause Zombies Can't Swim
The sun went down
The lighting's pretty dim
But we don't worry
'cause Zombies Can't Swim

Our brains are safe and yours are food
Our Boat will win and you are screwed

BRAINS!!!!

[0tt3r]

Situation's bad
Things are looking grim
But we don't worry
'cause Zombies Can't Swim
The sun went down
The lighting's pretty dim
But we don't worry
'cause Zombies Can't Swim

Our brains are safe and yours are food
Our Boat will win and you are screwed

BRAINS!!!!

Brilliant!

Also, Celtios's is good. Here is my mash up of them. (I forgot to say we are survivors, other people are zombies)

Things are looking grim
But we don't worry
'cause Zombies Can't Swim
Bloat, bloat
Zombies may float,
But zombies can't swim
The sun went down
The lighting's pretty dim
But we don't worry
'cause Zombies Can't Swim
So, we'll be fine,
we'll make it out in time (That's almost a rhyme)
Cause Zombies can't swim

Our brains are safe and yours are food
Our Boat will win and you are screwed!

BRAIINSSS!

[celtois]

(Note: both things I've posted here are more proof of concept then anything else. >.> I hope you don't use them or if you do use them modify them, as in their current state they are less then stellar.)

second option: (bonus points if you can figure out where the inspiration for this song came from.)

A long time ago
way back in history
there was nothing to do but stand on shore and moan
then along came a zombie by the name of billy rocket
who told the humans they could shove a sock (in) it
the humans think they're safe on their islands, as zombies can't swim
let's show them zombies can float
come my compatriots lets all build a boat
we'll set sail to cause the humans pain
we'll sail for lots and lots of brains!

Also other songs on this page are cool! Well done. Bonus points for suggesting Jonathan Coultan

[Dvandemon]

@OP:Eh, maybe rearrange the lyrics, you shouldn't just cut and paste a song like that (this is a song for zombies not Frankenstein's monster :smalltongue:). What I would suggest is you make a list of relevant words and try to figure out some sort of rythm or beat sheme to it.[/doesn't know a thing about songwriting]

[Mikhailangelo]

hopw roewur ne
hop - weh roe
hopw roewur ne
hop - weh roe
hopw roewur ne
hop - weh roe
howp weh roewur, roewur neeeeeeeeee


To the tune of Kumbahai

The insanity will confuse all opponents into trying to battle salmon

[0tt3r]

I would like to thank the playground. Our chant came in second.
Sadly, our boat was not as effective as it was engineered to be. The condolence is that we had 3 people and everyone else had 8.

Thanks again!

[grimbold]

Brilliant!

Also, Celtios's is good. Here is my mash up of them. (I forgot to say we are survivors, other people are zombies)

Things are looking grim
But we don't worry
'cause Zombies Can't Swim
Bloat, bloat
Zombies may float,
But zombies can't swim
The sun went down
The lighting's pretty dim
But we don't worry
'cause Zombies Can't Swim
So, we'll be fine,
we'll make it out in time (That's almost a rhyme)
Cause Zombies can't swim

Our brains are safe and yours are food
Our Boat will win and you are screwed!

BRAIINSSS!

this is good
however i recommend that after every line you have a guy with a deep voice toss in a quick "Brains"
ex;
So We'll be fine <Brains>
it would fill out the song and be super cool

[AtlanteanTroll]

Not quite a chant (at all) but a certain song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYQlmY2DTRo) Golentan mentioned...

[Traab]

(Sung to mickey mouse theme)

B-R-A
I-N-S
Brains are what we want!
Give us brains!
Load em up!
Onto our boat!
We'll eat em up!
We'll nibble as we sail at morning tide tide tide tide!