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jhardin87
2011-04-25, 04:22 PM
has anyone else noticed that every time belkar runs he does the micheal jackson crotch grab? or does he just need to invest in a loin cloth with more support?

Dvandemon
2011-04-25, 04:30 PM
...What?! Please provide a link when asking about appearances

MoonCat
2011-04-25, 04:38 PM
...What? link please.

jhardin87
2011-04-25, 04:56 PM
here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0090.html
and here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0092.html
and really any other time he's depicted running

jhardin87
2011-04-25, 05:00 PM
sorry still new to this thing and just niow figured out how to post a link lol. i guess the insert link button should have been my first clue

NegativeFifteen
2011-04-25, 05:09 PM
Huh. That is pretty weird art.

MoonCat
2011-04-25, 05:10 PM
here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0090.html
and here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0092.html
and really any other time he's depicted running

That's just his shortness (*promptly gets disemboweled*) meaning that when he swings his arms his hands are in front of his crotch.

jhardin87
2011-04-25, 05:30 PM
but shouldnt his arms be proportional to his body? personally i like the theory of him needing extra support. i mean he is a sexy shoeless god of war. not to mention hes got all the ladies at the cliffport thieves guild all over him. theres gotta be somethin "under the hood" to keep them happy cause i'm pretty sure his charisma score is too low for it to be personality.

Dr.Epic
2011-04-25, 05:31 PM
here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0090.html
and here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0092.html
and really any other time he's depicted running

Meh, I still need more. I know it's a pain to ask for more links, but when else has he ran? Also, yeah, it's just because he's so short. There aren't that many places for Rich to draw his hands.

Shhalahr Windrider
2011-04-25, 05:39 PM
but shouldnt his arms be proportional to his body?
They are proportional. As per adult male halfling proportions.

Yeah, he’s just swinging his arms his hand happens to be in front of his crotch at the time. Combine this with an art style that does not portray perspective very well, and you get some weird effects.

Goosefarble
2011-04-25, 07:26 PM
Hahahahaha that is golden.

Acero
2011-04-25, 08:56 PM
Why do I see this turning into support that Belkar will become a zombie after death?

squidbreath
2011-04-25, 09:03 PM
teehee, I think rich drew a version of him running and just copy and pasted it. Result = same pose every time.

Metahuman1
2011-04-25, 09:27 PM
Suddenly I have the mental image of Dark V raising Belkar as a Zombie and Elan using Requiem too buff him and going on about

"Kill-in the Lich is a Thrill-er!"

Mauve Shirt
2011-04-25, 09:28 PM
Yeah, I think it's copied and pasted. Here are two more examples.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0133.html

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0157.html

Surfing HalfOrc
2011-04-25, 11:28 PM
Strangly enough, I've always imagined that Belkar wears a kilt, and not shorts or trousers. So maybe he's just trying to keep his kilt from flying up.

John Cribati
2011-04-25, 11:39 PM
Strangly enough, I've always imagined that Belkar wears a kilt, and not shorts or trousers. So maybe he's just trying to keep his kilt from flying up.

He wears trousers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0683.html)

factotum
2011-04-26, 01:52 AM
Meh, I still need more. I know it's a pain to ask for more links, but when else has he ran? Also, yeah, it's just because he's so short. There aren't that many places for Rich to draw his hands.

Especially since it looks like the two Belkar pictures in those strips are actually the same one cut and pasted...

Swordpriest
2011-04-26, 02:06 AM
Considering that everyone else has their arms stretched out in front of them when they run, and Belkar's in the same pose, it's just remotely possible that, say, he's running with his arms out in front of him like the rest of the characters. :smallsigh:

Lord Bingo
2011-04-26, 02:19 AM
Considering that everyone else has their arms stretched out in front of them when they run, and Belkar's in the same pose, it's just remotely possible that, say, he's running with his arms out in front of him like the rest of the characters. :smallsigh:

Now you are just being reasonable:smallbiggrin:

Swordpriest
2011-04-26, 02:33 AM
Now you are just being reasonable:smallbiggrin:

I know -- it's horrible, isn't it? :smallwink:

Shhalahr Windrider
2011-04-26, 05:29 AM
I know -- it's horrible, isn't it? :smallwink:
It’s like a cardinal sin on this board.

martianmister
2011-04-26, 11:56 AM
teehee, I think rich drew a version of him running and just copy and pasted it. Result = same pose every time.

It's same for all characters. Just look at V and Haley.

ThePhantasm
2011-04-26, 12:14 PM
Its probably just an art thing with the way his arms are swinging. However, I agree it is more fun to interpret it as a crotch grab and that is how I will view it henceforth.

Dvandemon
2011-04-26, 11:01 PM
You know, as a halfing that's probably the first thing to take damage if anyone decides to punt him.

:belkar:: not the crotch.:smallannoyed: Not the crotch.:smallmad: NOT THE CROTCH!!!:smallfurious:

grimbold
2011-04-27, 05:03 AM
Hahahahaha that is golden.

agreed
despite that this was probably not rich's intent
this is still brilliant