Dr.Epic
2011-05-18, 01:17 AM
You know those 5 second videos? Well let's do that with Order of the Stick. Yeah, I know the series isn't over, so let's do it with each book:
SoD:
:xykon:: I miss my puppy. Hey! I can do magic and am going to be evil.
:redcloak:: I must avenge my people!
Gate explodes!
:xykon:: I can't drink coffee any more and turned my evil up to 11!
Right Eye: I'm going off to start a family.
:redcloak:: Die brother.
:mitd:: I was in this story too!
Origins of PC:
:haley:: I need to leave the Thieves's Guild and save my daddy.
:elan:: I'm an idiot causing others harm and keep getting abandoned by the people I love.
:durkon:: I was tricked to leave my home on a fake mission.
:vaarsuvius:: I will be the most powerful jedi wizard ever!
:belkar:: I like to kill stuff and had no character development in this book!
:roy:: I gathered you all together so we can kill a guy to make my daddy love me.
Dungeon Crawlin' Fools:
Upgrade to 3.5
dozens of strips of gag a day jokes
:nale:: I'd like to introduce you to my adventuring party, the Linear Guild.
:elan:: Yay! I found my brother!
:nale:: Ha! I'm evil!
:durkon:: Saddest love story ever.
:roy:: You broke my SWORD!!!
:elan:: Now to destroy the dungeon.
No Cure for the Paladin Blues:
:roy:: Let's go fix my sword.
:sabine:: I tricked them and freed my companions.
:roy:: I got a rock tiny piece of metal.
:redcloak: Stupid Hobgoblins! I rule you now!
Miko: I kill people because I'm LG now come with me to trial!
:roy:: I think you're hot so okay.
Inn explodes!
:haley:: I can't speak normal any more.
:roy:: You're not hot any more.
Drags order to Azure City.
Lengthy trial plus Macguffin introduced.
:roy:: My sword is fixed.
:xykon:: I got a badass zombie dragon and army and am heading for Azure City.
War and XPs:
:roy: We have to go see this Oracle.
:nale:: I captured your sister.
:elan:: We beat the Linear Guild, but Nale switched places with me.
Miko: I'm still stuck up.
:nale:: Disguised as Elan, I will kill Haley.
:elan:: I broke out of jail and got a kick-ass PrC.
:haley:: I can talk again, declared my feelings for Elan, and we put the LG away in jail.
Miko: I'll kill you Shojo for being evil.
Falls.
:xykon:: Time to attack Azure City.
:roy:: I'll stop you!
Falls.
:redcloak:: Screw my racism! Hobgoblins attack!
:haley:: I need to get Roy's body.
cliffhanger
Don't Split the Party:
:roy:: I'm dead and explore the afterlife.
:elan:: I miss Haley and Hinjo is being attacked by assassins.
:haley:: I'm a freedom fighter but should leave to find the others.
Celia: This is the book I got really annoying and lost my fan base.
Therkla: That blonde guy's hot.
:belkar:: I'll kill you Oracle.
Mark of Justice activates.
Celia: I'm going to take Roy's body to a crime infested city and make our plans more complicated.
:elan:: We defeated the assassins and I gave Therkla a kick-ass grave.
:haley::I was betrayed by a close friend and fought most of the Thieves Guild.
haircut
:belkar:: I am a sexy shoeless god of war...again!
:vaarsuvius:: I will turn to the dark side to save my mate and tie most of the loose ends together.
:roy:: Let's go to the Western Continent.
That sound about right?
SoD:
:xykon:: I miss my puppy. Hey! I can do magic and am going to be evil.
:redcloak:: I must avenge my people!
Gate explodes!
:xykon:: I can't drink coffee any more and turned my evil up to 11!
Right Eye: I'm going off to start a family.
:redcloak:: Die brother.
:mitd:: I was in this story too!
Origins of PC:
:haley:: I need to leave the Thieves's Guild and save my daddy.
:elan:: I'm an idiot causing others harm and keep getting abandoned by the people I love.
:durkon:: I was tricked to leave my home on a fake mission.
:vaarsuvius:: I will be the most powerful jedi wizard ever!
:belkar:: I like to kill stuff and had no character development in this book!
:roy:: I gathered you all together so we can kill a guy to make my daddy love me.
Dungeon Crawlin' Fools:
Upgrade to 3.5
dozens of strips of gag a day jokes
:nale:: I'd like to introduce you to my adventuring party, the Linear Guild.
:elan:: Yay! I found my brother!
:nale:: Ha! I'm evil!
:durkon:: Saddest love story ever.
:roy:: You broke my SWORD!!!
:elan:: Now to destroy the dungeon.
No Cure for the Paladin Blues:
:roy:: Let's go fix my sword.
:sabine:: I tricked them and freed my companions.
:roy:: I got a rock tiny piece of metal.
:redcloak: Stupid Hobgoblins! I rule you now!
Miko: I kill people because I'm LG now come with me to trial!
:roy:: I think you're hot so okay.
Inn explodes!
:haley:: I can't speak normal any more.
:roy:: You're not hot any more.
Drags order to Azure City.
Lengthy trial plus Macguffin introduced.
:roy:: My sword is fixed.
:xykon:: I got a badass zombie dragon and army and am heading for Azure City.
War and XPs:
:roy: We have to go see this Oracle.
:nale:: I captured your sister.
:elan:: We beat the Linear Guild, but Nale switched places with me.
Miko: I'm still stuck up.
:nale:: Disguised as Elan, I will kill Haley.
:elan:: I broke out of jail and got a kick-ass PrC.
:haley:: I can talk again, declared my feelings for Elan, and we put the LG away in jail.
Miko: I'll kill you Shojo for being evil.
Falls.
:xykon:: Time to attack Azure City.
:roy:: I'll stop you!
Falls.
:redcloak:: Screw my racism! Hobgoblins attack!
:haley:: I need to get Roy's body.
cliffhanger
Don't Split the Party:
:roy:: I'm dead and explore the afterlife.
:elan:: I miss Haley and Hinjo is being attacked by assassins.
:haley:: I'm a freedom fighter but should leave to find the others.
Celia: This is the book I got really annoying and lost my fan base.
Therkla: That blonde guy's hot.
:belkar:: I'll kill you Oracle.
Mark of Justice activates.
Celia: I'm going to take Roy's body to a crime infested city and make our plans more complicated.
:elan:: We defeated the assassins and I gave Therkla a kick-ass grave.
:haley::I was betrayed by a close friend and fought most of the Thieves Guild.
haircut
:belkar:: I am a sexy shoeless god of war...again!
:vaarsuvius:: I will turn to the dark side to save my mate and tie most of the loose ends together.
:roy:: Let's go to the Western Continent.
That sound about right?