D&D Demotivators level IV: Ability Increase

[CodeRed]

Eh...

its ballet, and speaking as a dancer, the girls can do far more crazy stuff than that.

i just have to jump high and look good while effortlessly throwing beautiful and scantily clad women around. :smallcool:

Can't spell Ballerina without Baller sir.

[Eldan]

Actually, what do you call a male Ballerina?

[Lyndworm]

A ballerino? :smalltongue:

When I did it everyone was called a dancer; the fact that many of those dances were ballet didn't seem to matter.

[Zigg'rrauglurr]

Callcenter of Chulhu! :smallbiggrin:

I think this gives a new meaning to "The Call of Cthulhu".:smallbiggrin:

[Volthawk]

I think this gives a new meaning to "The Call of Cthulhu".:smallbiggrin:

OK, now I'm imagining Cthulhu just being put on hold when calling a callcenter, and something along the lines of the Death Star Canteen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw) going on.

[Hawkfrost000]

A ballerino? :smalltongue:

When I did it everyone was called a dancer; the fact that many of those dances were ballet didn't seem to matter.

Danseur is the french term, but yeah we just call ourselves dancers irrespective of sex :smallsmile:

[Mikeavelli]

Did you make that amazing skithulhu mask or purchase it somewhere? That's just plain awesome.

This dude's wife knitted it for him, she supposedly does them for commissions, but I've never heard back from her since telling her I wanted one.

They moved off to the midwest somewhere, so I'm :((

[Eldan]

A ballerino? :smalltongue:

When I did it everyone was called a dancer; the fact that many of those dances were ballet didn't seem to matter.

Bah. Dancer. People have no taste. I'll go with ballerinus.

[Morph Bark]

A ballerino?

Ballerinocerous.

[Lyndworm]

Ballerinopotamus? (http://jcmy.pagesperso-orange.fr/fantasia%28hippo+alli%29.jpg)

[Kobold-Bard]

Ballerinocerous.

http://images.clipartof.com/small/214292-Ballerina-Rhino-Dancing-And-Jumping.jpg

[AngelSword]

Damn it, people! POSTERS!
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/15/2c29c9f6-d2df-4fe1-a576-669e163f5417.jpg (http://cheezburger.com/View/4871759104)

[JonestheSpy]

Inspired by my favorite new film, Attack the Block:

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivator8eef3ad2f6be6665d0f2a562ee1208b88bff2ad7. jpg

[Dante & Vergil]

meh, it's a matter of opinion.

Now for more images coming to you LIVE!

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/7138/crossoevertly.jpg

What is this a crossover of, because it seems I am unfortunately ignorant.

[Morph Bark]

What is this a crossover of, because it seems I am unfortunately ignorant.

My guess is Ghost Rider and Strider Hiryu.

[Hiro Protagonest]

Inspired by my favorite new film, Attack the Block:

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivator8eef3ad2f6be6665d0f2a562ee1208b88bff2ad7. jpg

That is so unotpimized.
http://i.imgur.com/BGPlX.jpg

[TheCountAlucard]

That is so unoptimized.How else are you going to get into the Grey Guard PrC? :smallconfused:

[SleepyShadow]

That is so unotpimized.
http://i.imgur.com/BGPlX.jpg

Optimization is not always important.

http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/unop.jpg

[nyarlathotep]

That is so unotpimized.
http://i.imgur.com/BGPlX.jpg

http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss175/Nyarlathotep1/opt.jpg

[PersonMan]

Optimization is not always important.

http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/unop.jpg

Standard answer about needing to optimize to a certain degree to be good at anything.

Also, you should have posted this. (http://postimage.org/image/19onsagv8/)

[Urpriest]

How else are you going to get into the Grey Guard PrC? :smallconfused:

For that matter, Shadowbane Inquisitor, the PrC that makes Blackguard worthwhile, is best entered as Rogue 1/Pally X

[Yora]

Sorry about the obscure reference here.

http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/5079/dangerous.jpg

[JonestheSpy]

That is so unotpimized.
http://i.imgur.com/BGPlX.jpg

Wow.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the stereotype of the soulless optimizer exists.

It's a great image with a caption dude, not a proposal asking for mechanical critique.

[Warlawk]

That is so unotpimized.
http://i.imgur.com/BGPlX.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/rzQ7s.jpg

Couldn't help myself. Seriously, it's a (de)motivator, not he CharOP forum.

[Shadowknight12]

Oh goody, the witch hunts return.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LidJASBoW-c/S6_QBBFOYHI/AAAAAAAAAGw/ERtx-R9w3lw/s1600/3b9f4cf5-burn-the-witch-burn-witch-kill-monty-python-demotivational-poster-1223816026.jpg

[nyarlathotep]

Couldn't help myself. Seriously, it's a (de)motivator, not he CharOP forum.

But the bigger thing is that he's wrong. Almost any combination can be played well (except monk :smalltongue:).

[Jair Barik]

But the bigger thing is that he's wrong. Almost any combination can be played well (except monk :smalltongue:).

What is this?
Somebody on the internet was wrong? We cannot let this stand!:smalltongue:

[Vknight]

Burn The Witch!!

[golentan]

What is this?
Somebody on the internet was wrong? We cannot let this stand!:smalltongue:

Reposting a few of my old ones, starting with:
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/011/6/4/honesty_by_golentan-d36zes4.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/044/d/b/paladins_by_golentan-d39ikwk.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/044/6/2/female_armor_by_golentan-d39ic16.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/326/0/f/canned_food_by_golentan-d33dpsd.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/103/2/3/Vash_by_golentan.jpg

[JonestheSpy]

I'd say the relevant point is that someone dissing another's contribution to the thread because it's not optimized enough for their taste is just plain ill-mannered, regardless of whether said dis is mechanically correct.

But hey, that's just me.

[DeadManSleeping]

If I were up to actually making a Demotivator right now, I'd put one around the Mad one making some joke about "that's why we play systems that aren't D&D".

[absolmorph]

That is so unotpimized.
http://i.imgur.com/BGPlX.jpg
Orly?
http://i.imgur.com/xT2nC.jpg
Normally, I wouldn't jump in like this, but... Really?

[The Tygre]

Hey, y'know what this looks like? A stupid, pointless argument that gets us nowhere and halts the ****ing posters. And y'know what I think of stupid, pointless arguments that get us nowhere and halt the ****ing posters?

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8456/1285707112970.jpg

Now, on with the show;

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/WildernessAdventures.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/HenchmenArchetypes.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/Pyromania.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/ThePlan.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/JudasGoat_Baali/UnknownArmies.jpg

[Shadowknight12]

Specially made for this thread:

http://i51.tinypic.com/5cggn.jpg

[Tavar]

I'd say the relevant point is that someone dissing another's contribution to the thread because it's not optimized enough for their taste is just plain ill-mannered, regardless of whether said dis is mechanically correct.

But hey, that's just me.
So...we're not allowed to comment on other people's posters now? Because that's all he really did. Heck, he made a poster out of his comment.:smallsigh:

[Urpriest]

Tax:
http://i.imgur.com/pWhiK.jpg

[golentan]

New one. Adorable/funny photo, so I decided to make a motivator.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/167/7/1/naming_conventions_by_golentan-d3j3q7o.jpg

[Urpriest]

You know what this thread needs? The power of prayer.


http://i.imgur.com/eW0h8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Pvmp5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aPjCr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nvCNh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ro9GQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/o62HF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wKOFD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WvzIo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QbiGR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/17kUV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CW5D8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DTlbl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rTmfz.jpg

[Vknight]

That is awesome Urpriest like really awesome

[dsmiles]

You know what this thread needs? The power of prayer.
What's the source (DnD book) on those? I recognize some of the artists, but not the pictures.

[Winds]

Most of them are Fiend Folio, I think.

[Mordokai]

Most(if not all) archfiends are from Fiendish Codex II and all demon lords, save Orcus, are from Fiendish Codex I.

What is that Unknown Armies motivator about? Some system uknown to me?

[Blackfang108]

Most(if not all) archfiends are from Fiendish Codex II and all demon lords, save Orcus, are from Fiendish Codex I.

What is that Unknown Armies motivator about? Some system uknown to me?

Quoted, because I have to know myself.

[Jeraa]

Quoted, because I have to know myself.

Unknown Armies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unknown_Armies) Doesn't help understand the picture, but tells you what Unknown Armies is.

[Doorhandle]

I have been late for my taxes.

I apologize and offer full reimbursement.

Mostly relating to gestalt classes.

Edit: Now with commentary!
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7159/bossmonster.jpg
Endbosses, look upon this mother****er and dispair.
http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/2985/brokenw.jpg

Not as broken as i'm making it sound, acutally...

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/5758/fatalitym.jpg
Want this class SO BADLY.
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2378/stillmetal.jpg

Incidentally, the Foo Fighters are less than half as metal as the above picture.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1614/truthality.jpg
C'mon, let's be serious here, this is what they're all like. Even the paladins.

edit: Go Urpriest. Keep the Neo-Satanic Paganism alive!

[nyarlathotep]

source on the first one?

[Frozen_Feet]

... what d' ya mean, "even the paladins"? Especially the paladins! That one there is prime example of Paladin of Slaughter. Really, nothing goes together better than paladins and ludicrous pauldrons. Not even bread and butter.

[BladeofOblivion]

We're doing ourselves?

I've got one. It's thematic, too!



http://i.imgur.com/wSIiO.jpg




This dude's wife knitted it for him, she supposedly does them for commissions, but I've never heard back from her since telling her I wanted one.

They moved off to the midwest somewhere, so I'm :((

I could swear I saw that mask last weekend at a convention... :smalleek:

Is the concept of an intangible Tube Apparatus filled with perfectly tangible blood mean anything to you..? :smallconfused:

[Morph Bark]

source on the first one?

It's from the game Prototype.

[Zale]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/b15a9791-8085-4b2f-a6ee-031d025503f0.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/7abfb29e-4857-456c-9847-f941d378232c.jpg

[some guy]

Hey you guys!

One of the demotivators that was created here was used in yesterday's Extra Credits (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/extra-credits/3555-The-Role-of-the-Player). Round the 4:41 mark.
Just dropped by to say that.

[Vortling]

Hey you guys!

One of the demotivators that was created here was used in yesterday's Extra Credits (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/extra-credits/3555-The-Role-of-the-Player). Round the 4:41 mark.
Just dropped by to say that.

I don't believe that poster was created here. I've seen it several other places on the web before the demotivator threads here started.

A themed set of mine


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FtjF0afOXrk/TQ18qZ_yHzI/AAAAAAAAAWI/1SQtCQ1_2Cg/s1600/ZAttack1.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FtjF0afOXrk/TQ18m8eo7PI/AAAAAAAAAWA/Ui5bmniIE3k/s1600/ZAttack2.jpg

[nyarlathotep]

It's from the game Prototype.

Personally I don't remember a 20 tall guy in medieval armor in prototype but I could be wrong. I'm pretty sure Prototype was the second one.

[Morph Bark]

Personally I don't remember a 20 tall guy in medieval armor in prototype but I could be wrong. I'm pretty sure Prototype was the second one.

First one didn't show up for me, hence why.

[The-Mage-King]

Personally I don't remember a 20 tall guy in medieval armor in prototype but I could be wrong. I'm pretty sure Prototype was the second one.

No, no, I remember that guy. He was a pain to fight, too. I eventually just started throwing helecopters at him. That was a joke.

[Urpriest]

Most(if not all) archfiends are from Fiendish Codex II and all demon lords, save Orcus, are from Fiendish Codex I.

What is that Unknown Armies motivator about? Some system uknown to me?

They're all from FCI and FCII. Orcus is from the online FCI gallery, since for some reason they don't have the picture they used for the book. The quotes, when possible, are from the prestige classes in the Book of Vile Darkness, when a quote didn't exist I made one up, which is why some quotes are more...concise.

[tyckspoon]

No, no, I remember that guy. He was a pain to fight, too. I eventually just started throwing helecopters at him. That was a joke.

That's basically the best solution for everything in Prototype anyway. If there aren't any helicopters, throw cars until the tanks show up, then throw tanks until the helicopters get in the action. :smallcool:

[Miscast_Mage]

Just a quick post here I found earlier, and it may have been posted in a previous thread, but here ya go:

http://i.imgur.com/pAnyR.jpg

[JonestheSpy]

Because some photos demand posterification.

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivator3f711b6ea1c6f14fcabd16222f18e131017ba11a. jpg

[Jeivar]

http://i.imgur.com/rzQ7s.jpg

Couldn't help myself. Seriously, it's a (de)motivator, not he CharOP forum.

Can someone tell me where that image is from?

[Volthawk]

Can someone tell me where that image is from?

Film called Attack of the Block, out recently.

[Dr.Epic]

Orly?
http://i.imgur.com/xT2nC.jpg
Normally, I wouldn't jump in like this, but... Really?

Two things:
-The fact they only get light armor and a lot of their skills require dex.
-They have a ton of skills and int determines skill points.

[Frozen_Feet]

Two things:
-The fact they only get light armor and a lot of their skills require dex.
-They have a ton of skills and int determines skill points.

The first point is rendered moot by the fact that by multiclassing as Paladin, he can now use heavy armor. Second, a rogue could easily spend all his skillpoints to skills that don't use Dex as a primary attribute.

Third, Rogues get 8 skillpoints per level. Four times as many as a Paladin or a Fighter - or a Wizard, for that matter. A Wizard needs intelligence of 22 to match them, actually.

Why do you consider it so odd, then, that a rogue might feel they can make do with "only" 8 maxed skills?

[Vknight]

Why are we even discussing this topic in the first place

[TheCountAlucard]

Why are we even discussing this topic in the first placeLack of posters, people! :smalltongue:

[Tavar]

The first point is rendered moot by the fact that by multiclassing as Paladin, he can now use heavy armor. Second, a rogue could easily spend all his skillpoints to skills that don't use Dex as a primary attribute.

Third, Rogues get 8 skillpoints per level. Four times as many as a Paladin or a Fighter - or a Wizard, for that matter. A Wizard needs intelligence of 22 to match them, actually.

Why do you consider it so odd, then, that a rogue might feel they can make do with "only" 8 maxed skills?

Normally, rogues fill the skill monkey/scout role. That means they need hide, move silently, search, disable device, open lock, and either Listen or Spot. That's 6 out of 8 right there. So, yeah, they're pretty Int dependent, assuming that you're going to fill the trap/scout role(the most natural one for them to fill), and you want to do things besides that narrow focus.


For non-topic discussion;

http://www.alwaysonpatrol.com/solars/exaltedmotivation01.jpg

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t16/TomtheFanboy/sidereals.jpg

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa18/IkomaTanomori/TenWinds.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1244/995218972_62b7f33ed3_o.jpg

[Toric]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/7abfb29e-4857-456c-9847-f941d378232c.jpg

I saw this and went "Oh crap it's Pride and Prejudice and Zombies art!" ....And then I laughed. So bravo on two counts.

My two silver: This is not a character-building thread, it is a thread about pictures with funny comments. There are several outstanding threads on the virtues and flaws of various character designs, so all who are interested in this topic are free to utilize those threads or make their own. While here,

My contribution, more to come after the weekend:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/Rictor_Lasanti/Diplomancer.png

[Vknight]

Lack of posters, people! :smalltongue:

Well besides the obvious and I'm lazy so I won't do it. We need a robot to do it for us give it a cool name something like 'Glados'

[Warlawk]

Normally, rogues fill the skill monkey/scout role. That means they need hide, move silently, search, disable device, open lock, and either Listen or Spot. That's 6 out of 8 right there. So, yeah, they're pretty Int dependent, assuming that you're going to fill the trap/scout role(the most natural one for them to fill), and you want to do things besides that narrow focus.


To be fair someone working with a rogue/paladin build most likely is not going for one of the traditional archetypes that can be easily classified and put into a simple little definition.

Random Tax

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Evil.jpg

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/motivator4820384kk0.jpg

[Xuc Xac]

Just a quick post here I found earlier, and it may have been posted in a previous thread, but here ya go:

http://i.imgur.com/pAnyR.jpg


That only cost a million dollars. At that exchange rate, 1 gold piece is just 1 cent. That's a rather tiny coin. I think the gold coins in use at the time were $20, so Mount Rushmore only cost 50,000 gp.

[Kobold-Bard]

That only cost a million dollars. At that exchange rate, 1 gold piece is just 1 cent. That's a rather tiny coin. I think the gold coins in use at the time were $20, so Mount Rushmore only cost 50,000 gp.

Are you talking about Mt Rushmore, or animating Mt. Rushmore as a golem?

Because I can tell you, making stuff into golems is a bloody expensive process.

[Suntap]

This is my first time posting on this forum so hopefully this works correctly

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg59/scaled.php?server=59&filename=automotivatork.jpg&res=medium

Edit: Nope. Can someone help me out? Not sure how to do this properly.
Edit: Nevermind.

[MightyPirate]

Nothing says botched spell casting like an angry zombie mob:

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6752/failedsending.jpg

[Yora]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FtjF0afOXrk/S9JPkH10VLI/AAAAAAAAAKw/qVpAtCywypc/s1600/Cape.jpg

spelling error was pre-existing

[Miscast_Mage]

Just two freshly-baked demotivators:

http://i.imgur.com/Ep9zq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/m87hk.jpg

[Warlawk]

http://i.imgur.com/Ep9zq.jpg]


Hah... so that made me think of one I had to do, the caption doesn't feel quite right but it was just something I did spur of the moment, can find better text for it later. Bonus points as it also ties into the cats vs commoners tradition.

http://i.imgur.com/xF81w.jpg

[Vortling]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FtjF0afOXrk/S9JPkH10VLI/AAAAAAAAAKw/qVpAtCywypc/s1600/Cape.jpg

spelling error was pre-existing


Hey look, another one of mine. A few more people posting posters I've made like this and I'll almost feel famous. Sorry about the spelling error.

More from me.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZjKitJV9r30/TZt5TjPVamI/AAAAAAAAAaE/J-oTgmd7ti0/s1600/Non-LethalDamage.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-s8cMVyqR_AE/TVys8jQ78DI/AAAAAAAAAYk/EK1EAkcLczo/s1600/PCRomances.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FtjF0afOXrk/TUvFfcqXwwI/AAAAAAAAAYE/NwNuXweE4Nc/s1600/RandomEncounters.jpg

[Marnath]

Hey look, another one of mine. A few more people posting posters I've made like this and I'll almost feel famous. Sorry about the spelling error.



You broke the spoiler tag in that quote.:smallsmile:

[SleepyShadow]

More from me.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FtjF0afOXrk/TUvFfcqXwwI/AAAAAAAAAYE/NwNuXweE4Nc/s1600/RandomEncounters.jpg


Best. Pic. EVAR!!!! :smallbiggrin:

[Stone Heart]

Hey look, another one of mine. A few more people posting posters I've made like this and I'll almost feel famous. Sorry about the spelling error.

More from me.

[SPOILER]
Snip Firefly poster

I need the source on the pc romance one.

[Kesnit]

http://i.imgur.com/m87hk.jpg


That is adorable. And so true.

[Vortling]

I need the source on the pc romance one.

Facebook page of Being a Geek (http://www.facebook.com/BeingAGeek531)

Jayne Valentine (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150112526119617&set=a.10150112087894617.284473.103137454616&type=1)

[golentan]

Continuing my Bleach is Exalted theme:

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/172/8/c/bleach_exalted_1_by_golentan-d3jmrtt.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/172/6/3/bleach_exalted_1_by_golentan-d3jmrvi.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/172/6/7/bleach_exalted_3_by_golentan-d3jmrwp.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/172/5/6/bleach_exalted_4_by_golentan-d3jmrzw.jpg

[Morph Bark]

Continuing my Bleach is Exalted theme:

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/172/6/7/bleach_exalted_3_by_golentan-d3jmrwp.jpg

I thought coming back to life is the biggest no-no of all in Exalted? :smallconfused:

[TheCountAlucard]

I thought coming back to life is the biggest no-no of all in Exalted? :smallconfused:True; still, Malfeas Charms allow you to do things like ignore the fact that there's an eighteen-foot dire lance stuck in your heart at the moment, and keep fighting. :smallamused:

[golentan]

Yeah, if you do enough lethal damage to drop him to dying health levels, you need to do it again with aggravated before he actually starts dying.

[Xanmyral]

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n607/Xanmyral/Goldcoins-1.jpg
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n607/Xanmyral/Gnoll-Necromancer.jpg
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n607/Xanmyral/war-scythe-1.jpg
Just a few to keep the blood flowing. Might make more later.

[HalfDragonCube]

I wonder how long this can go on before we create a fractal? :smallconfused:

[SleepyShadow]

Here's one inspired by the odd ability to hit things and regain hp that is so prominent in the Tome of Battle.

http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/crusader-1.jpg

[Warlawk]

Here's one inspired by the odd ability to hit things and regain hp that is so prominent in the Tome of Battle.


Eh, I know when I was actively sparring, it was pretty common to catch a bit of a second wind by opening up a nice combo on someone and pushing them back off you for a few seconds. Our studio sparred hard, generally completely full contact at 100% speed (obviously not for joint locks and such, but for striking... absolutely) and sometimes just rocking someone back enough to catch that precious few seconds to collect yourself can really leave you feeling a good bit better. Not claiming to be some sort of ninja or uberfighter or anything of the sort... just saying I've been knocked around (and returned the favor) enough to have seen this concept happen IRL.

Motivator tax

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Motivator-NaturalSelection.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/DruidMotivator.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Warlawk/Motivators%20and%20Funnies/Motivator-BasicMath.jpg

[byaku rai]

I agree with Warlawk on the whole second wind thing. My studio doesn't fight all that hard but we fight fast (like constant flurry of blows fast) because with our sparring rules all attacks basically just have to be touch attacks to win. No damage needed, or more likely it's just subdual damage being done (I've seen someone knocked out before, and I myself have gotten several critical hits). Still, in that extra moment when you kick the other person away and finally get some breathing room after being pummeled, you really do feel like you're regenerating.

Thanks Warlawk. It's nice to know I'm not crazy.

[Miscast_Mage]

Just a quick one:


http://i.imgur.com/ES8Hq.jpg

[Drascin]

Continuing my Bleach is Exalted theme:


Not Bleach, but contributing some Exalted-themed ones as well...

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/drascin/motivator0f22b104cc1822cc9adad1f38c487585dd2cc94e-1.jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/drascin/motivator2bd7efc717115445fee35b32af7ec65d7c2a655b. jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/drascin/motivatore76030ef0bc4fea2b39f17cdef9cba8d81c6b147. jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/drascin/motivator23b83f0eb091c87c9ad0f66e8b94268270bfbc88. jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/drascin/motivator981ebb94a818ab14c4e6fc23e376cea3123ba82b. jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/drascin/motivator3976d8f246e7418bdf8a1ad13df6420a63946739. jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/drascin/motivatora65b9deb3e781d37d872eecbab3cd1154b06369e. jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/drascin/motivator78800cd487b8192b2aff8f57e3d67e448ae082f6. jpg

[Frozen_Feet]

Just a quick one:


http://i.imgur.com/ES8Hq.jpg


Having seen the show, that's... just wrong. It should read "Evil Familiars: this is what to do with them."

[Miscast_Mage]

Having seen the show, that's... just wrong. It should read "Evil Familiars: this is what to do with them."

Yeah, but I really don't like posting demotivators that you'd need to watch the source to understand, though.:smallsmile: Hmm, how about this as an alternative:


http://i.imgur.com/JwJMn.jpg
Let's face it, Kyuubey is more a DMPC than a familiar. Familiars don't promise miracles and wishes if you make a contract with them, do they? ◕‿‿◕

[The Tygre]

I'm a fish!

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/Vigilance.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/Bioengineering.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/HiveWorlds.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/Mecha.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/Scion.jpg

[LrdoftheRngs]

I'm a fish!

So long, and thanks for all of you
Motivator Tax:
http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/slides/1d4hp.jpg


EDIT: sorry for the image fail, until I work out how to use IMG tags correctly, here is a link. There are A LOT on that site

[Hiro Protagonest]

So long, and thanks for all of you
Motivator Tax:
http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/slides/1d4hp.jpg
http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/slides/agileriposte.jpg

They aren't showing up, and when I tried linking them, it said i didn't have permission to access that page.

[Ranger Mattos]

So long, and thanks for all of you
Motivator Tax:
http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/slides/1d4hp.jpg


EDIT: sorry for the image fail, until I work out how to use IMG tags correctly, here is a link. There are A LOT on that site

You need to put tags around the link.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

Might be a re-post, but w/e:
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac219/HennaHooves/Demotivate/4509_378e.jpg

[LrdoftheRngs]

You need to put tags around the link.

I tried, but it just gives me the placeholder of fail.

[NeoSeraphi]

Might be a re-post, but w/e:
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac219/HennaHooves/Demotivate/4509_378e.jpg

Holy Amazing Ideas, Batman!

That's actually awesome, I must do this now...

[Hiro Protagonest]

Holy Amazing Ideas, Batman!

That's actually awesome, I must do this now...

It would make a great thing for getting past a wall of force.

[golentan]

It would make a great thing for getting past a wall of force.

Yes, at a cost of a mere 22,500 gold per shot. It's an awesome tool, not a practical one. Kind of like certain druid character concepts:
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/9/1/2077263/motivator7e59d8ec8ba798a9f449031e39a6fc22be43f103. jpg

[Welknair]

Holy Amazing Ideas, Batman!

That's actually awesome, I must do this now...

Source (http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19572998/Ethics_of_Inventing_a_Superweapon), if you're interested.

[Serenity]

I think this one speaks for itself:

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h378/Tristan_Haller/Demotivators/CaptainPaladinKid.jpg

[DeadManSleeping]

Might be a re-post, but w/e:
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac219/HennaHooves/Demotivate/4509_378e.jpg

As I recall, BoHs weigh a minimum of 15 pounds. That's about as heavy as an olympic shot put. The weight distribution would not at all allow that to be fired.

Clearly what it needs is to be configured into a tool that can be emplaced with a timer :smallbiggrin:

[Traab]

As I recall, BoHs weigh a minimum of 15 pounds. That's about as heavy as an olympic shot put. The weight distribution would not at all allow that to be fired.

Clearly what it needs is to be configured into a tool that can be emplaced with a timer :smallbiggrin:

The obvious answer is to use it attached to a ballista bolt.

[byaku rai]

The obvious answer is to use it attached to a ballista bolt.

Vortex ballistae. :smalleek: I can see this ending very, very badly for a city under siege.

[Saintheart]

Started reading M&M and got this one...

http://i.imgur.com/p5Ehz.jpg

[TheCountAlucard]

Started reading M&M and got this one...

http://i.imgur.com/p5Ehz.jpgDon't make fun of Nite Owl that way! :smalltongue:

[The Glyphstone]

Vortex ballistae. :smalleek: I can see this ending very, very badly for a city under siege.

Eroding your walls, one 10-ft cube at a time?


Started reading M&M and got this one...

http://i.imgur.com/p5Ehz.jpg

Hey - just cause Rorschach abuses the alignment rules doesn't make him a power gamer!:smallbiggrin:

[Saintheart]

Actually I thought it was Silk Spectre. Clearly she's pumped CHA to the maximum, there's no other way she could survive that long in the party :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin:

[Morph Bark]

Actually I thought it was Silk Spectre. Clearly she's pumped CHA to the maximum, there's no other way she could survive that long in the party :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin:

How high must the Comedian's CHA not be to justify him still being in the party after all that he's done? :smalleek:

[TheCountAlucard]

Hey - just cause Rorschach abuses the alignment rules doesn't make him a power gamer!:smallbiggrin:


Actually I thought it was Silk Spectre. Clearly she's pumped CHA to the maximum, there's no other way she could survive that long in the party :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin:And I beat you both to this joke... darn forum bugs. :smallsigh:

[Kobold-Bard]

How high must the Comedian's CHA not be to justify him still being in the party after all that he's done? :smalleek:

Mask of +30 Bluff & Intimidate. It's an heirloom.

[zorba1994]

Don't make fun of Nite Owl that way! :smalltongue:

No, see:
Nite Owl is the guy who likes to RP too much
Rorschach is the rules munchkin
The Entertainer is that "chaotic neutral" jerk
The Silk Spectre is that one person at the table who doesn't really know how to play, and doesn't really even want to play, but all her friends are doing it so she may as well.
Dr. Manhattan is the Dungeon Master's Boyfriend.
I sense an argument inbound



And yes, I literally can/will/have made these comparisons for almost any series.

[Kobold-Bard]

No, see:
Nite Owl is the guy who likes to RP too much
Rorschach is the rules munchkin
The Entertainer is that "chaotic neutral" jerk
The Silk Spectre is that one person at the table who doesn't really know how to play, and doesn't really even want to play, but all her friends are doing it so she may as well.
Dr. Manhattan is the Dungeon Master's Boyfriend.
I sense an argument inbound



And yes, I literally can/will/have made these comparisons for almost any series.

YO!

If you're going to start arguments that will derail the thread for pages to come, at least have the decency to post some motivators.

Tax:
http://www.hmtk.com/wp-content/uploads/larp.jpg

[Chilingsworth]

My first time trying this, I hope it works!

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5397/headlessmonks.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/10/headlessmonks.jpg/)

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9738/automotivatorbj.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/14/automotivatorbj.jpg/)

[The_Admiral]

My first time trying this, I hope it works!


http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9738/automotivatorbj.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/14/automotivatorbj.jpg/)

That clearly is a paladin army

[Vknight]

But they don't have good weapons or mounts so why would they be paladins?

[Iamyourking]

I guess I'll try my hand at this.


http://i.imgur.com/TjogG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4j4rU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hRNFT.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bZMzN.jpg

[The Tygre]

My good sir, was that an Immortal's Handbook reference?

[Iamyourking]

It was indeed, albeit a hyperbolic one since Over-Deity isn't technically a rank and First Ones are only two ranks above the weakest thing that could be considered an Over-Deity. At least I got His rank right. If you are talking about the other three, then no.

Tax:

http://i.imgur.com/l8YsO.jpg

[Kobold-Bard]

But they don't have good weapons or mounts so why would they be paladins?

Houserules. They pooled all their mounts together to make a single super-mount which they ride around in.

[Chilingsworth]

But they don't have good weapons or mounts so why would they be paladins?

In the Doctor Who Universe, the Church becomes a militant organization. It's members are called clerics, ergo, a "cleric army."

[The Glyphstone]

Mentioning the Immortals Handbook inspired me:


http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p116/ArcherYiZe/immortalsmotivator.jpg

[Admiral Squish]

Tax:

http://i.imgur.com/l8YsO.jpg


...Okay, am I the only one who has absolutely NO IDEA what is going on in this image?

[dsmiles]

Mentioning the Immortals Handbook inspired me:


http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p116/ArcherYiZe/immortalsmotivator.jpg
At least it's a well-dressed monkey at the typewriter. :smalltongue:

[PersonMan]

...Okay, am I the only one who has absolutely NO IDEA what is going on in this image?

No. But I'm pretty sure that the monkey-thing is a drink mascot, being attacked by a lapine hellfire engine, judging by the description lines.

[Admiral Squish]

No. But I'm pretty sure that the monkey-thing is a drink mascot, being attacked by a lapine hellfire engine, judging by the description lines.

I can see the monkey thing, but then there's just an abstract amalgamation of fire and metal, and the two of them are surrounded by... naked zombies? What?

[Iamyourking]

You can't recognize a rabbit made out of hellfire, bones, and motorcycles?

[Eldan]

Nope. I can vaguely see what seems like a limb near the monkey, but the rest is just pieces of metal and a lot of fire.

[Kuma Kode]

...Okay, am I the only one who has absolutely NO IDEA what is going on in this image?

No. I am likewise left staring in confusion.

Tax:
http://i.imgur.com/vbMEb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EPJXL.jpg

[Shadowknight12]

http://i.imgur.com/vbMEb.jpg

You just killed me. Thank goodness I had a contingent Resurrection up.

D'awwwww.

[Yora]

Anyone else noticed this? :smalleek:

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/825/motivator3dc3d277703279.jpg

[Mordokai]

After a Kung Fu Panda binge...

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k526/Mordokai/automotivator2.jpg

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k526/Mordokai/automotivator-1.jpg

Maybe some more after I get more sleep and better ideas. And yes, I realize the first one could be applied to pretty much any character in the show, but lets not nitpick. Oogway is the awesomest of them all!

[Hiro Protagonest]

After a Kung Fu Panda binge...

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k526/Mordokai/automotivator2.jpg

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k526/Mordokai/automotivator-1.jpg

Maybe some more after I get more sleep and better ideas. And yes, I realize the first one could be applied to pretty much any character in the show, but lets not nitpick. Oogway is the awesomest of them all!

I would say swordsage, but what he did to Tai Lung when he first attacked when he was refused the dragon scroll was a stunning fist, though it lasted longer. Monk 4/unarmed swordsage 16? That gives him some of the fast movement and AC bonus of the monk and a good amount of stunning fist.

[Mikeavelli]

In the Spirit of Tai Lung, and inspired by an image posted in the Media Discussions forum...



http://i.imgur.com/o148M.jpg

[The Glyphstone]

Inspired by the same image:

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p116/ArcherYiZe/rakshasa2.jpg

[Kuma Kode]

I have been a lurker far too long.
http://i.imgur.com/LKY2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5MVEV.jpg

[MightyPirate]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4968/pcmotivation.jpg


I have been a lurker far too long.
http://i.imgur.com/LKY2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5MVEV.jpg

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7910/characterdies.jpg

[Yora]

Inspired by the same image:

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p116/ArcherYiZe/rakshasa2.jpg

Hello, fellow true gamer. :smallbiggrin:

It's really sad that even those pictures that obviously show a D&D rakshasa get it wrong far more often than it is done right.

[Eldan]

Anyone else noticed this? :smalleek:

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/825/motivator3dc3d277703279.jpg

What are the headless monks doing there?

[Yora]

I have no idea. Worshipping that spherical dream?

[GoblinArchmage]

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/06/27/fclqd01ekt.jpg
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/06/27/p1f4ca82f4.jpg

[Vknight]

Hot from the press

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/automotivator2.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/automotivator.jpg

And some oldies

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/VillianMotivator.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/BBEGPoster.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/LichVillian.jpg

[nyarlathotep]

What are the headless monks doing there?

Those are a type of quori, monsters that live in dreams and nightmares.

[Cerlis]

oh right, the evil sect of the spirits that live in ....that psionic race from Eberron right?

[Gardener]

oh right, the evil sect of the spirits that live in ....that psionic race from Eberron right?

Kalashtar. And the Kalashtars' quori spirits are a handful of rebels who fled Dal Quor; evil quori are in the majority by a good margin. Hardly a sect.

[Morph Bark]

Kalashtar. And the Kalashtars' quori spirits are a handful of rebels who fled Dal Quor; evil quori are in the majority by a good margin. Hardly a sect.

I thought Quori lived inside the Inspired, not the Kalashtar? :smallconfused:

[horngeek]

I'm so tempted to make a Kung Fu Panda Exalted poster... :smalltongue:

[Eldan]

I thought Quori lived inside the Inspired, not the Kalashtar? :smallconfused:

Both, actually. The Kalashtar have part of a not-so-evil Quori inside them.

[Gardener]

I thought Quori lived inside the Inspired, not the Kalashtar? :smallconfused:

The Kalashtar Quori are permanently fused to the Kalashtar race, and their original hosts accepted them willingly. They're more like ancestral spirits than independent beings at this point. The proper Quori use the Inspired as vessels, but they're fundamentally the same kind of being as the ones who fused themselves with the first Kalashtar.

And just so I'm not rambling off-topic, a psionic demotivator.
http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af142/AnElfCalledMack/1309179837.png

[Aron Times]

I'm trying to make a demotivator of the the 11th Doctor story, "A Good Man Goes to War."

Basically, the caption would be:

"Allies 5 (Judoon), Allies 5 (Silurians), Allies 5 (Spitfires in Space), Contacts 5 (Dorium), Retainer 5 (Rory Williams), Retainer 5 (Madame Vastra), Retainer 5 (Jenny), Retainer 5 (Commander Strax) = PWNAGE."

However, I can't find the right image that would encapsulate the Doctor activating all of his social Merits.

[JonestheSpy]

Okay, here's something for folks of a Certain Age, and those who watch Nick at Nite. Most of the quotes are real, a few are paraphrased.

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivatorbfe557e70629bd2b58d883d5b15191be25108428. jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivator823f479269e1659b09dfec968378b15b0daced83. jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivatord6a055cf911a1dfe9ed4de1c55606d28c2cee23d. jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivator9ec6d19ac9725e4f019a4b206b0528f63df57c66. jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivatora445e78d4d69f01823cf63a9a639db185ec56beb. jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivator3313a97ff637a2eb5c83ddbe3160eaea02cee521. jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivator576931564b4c1d0e6ffc67bcac547f71f9b54415. jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivator6d58a75377f888f23e5c0de4e3b59f355c2c4892. jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivatorafc9adece2f7fdd3a0461639e28ef0ad0a34ef20. jpg

[Kobold-Bard]

...

I'm sure it mkes sense in context. But that Neutral Good quote sounds decidedly not Neutral Good.

[JonestheSpy]

I'm sure it mkes sense in context. But that Neutral Good quote sounds decidedly not Neutral Good.

He's a priest who knows his away around the black market and other shady elements - but uses those connections to help orphans and such. In other words, he's not a natural rebel but will ignore the rules in order to achieve the greatest good.

[Kobold-Bard]

He's a priest who knows his away around the black market and other shady elements - but uses those connections to help orphans and such. In other words, he's not a natural rebel but will ignore the rules in order to achieve the greatest good.

Like I said, makes sense in context.

[LrdoftheRngs]

...Retainer 5 (Rory Pond)...


Fixed that for you ;)

Anyways, that would be an awesome poster, and I heartily encourage you.

[hamlet]

<snip>

One Thousand Points!

[Yora]

http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af142/AnElfCalledMack/1309179837.png
:smallbiggrin: Love that one.

[dsmiles]

M*A*S*H demotivators.
You. This. For. Is.
http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/c/chocolate_chip_cookies-3102.jpg
HAVE A WHOLE PILE OF FRIGGIN' COOKIES!!

[Vknight]

You. This. For. Is.
http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/c/chocolate_chip_cookies-3102.jpg
HAVE A WHOLE PILE OF FRIGGIN' COOKIES!!

I'm hungry now thanks for that

[AngelSword]

While doing research for my game, I came across this:
http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq352/secondaryserenade/motivation/motivator5890615.jpg?t=1248921712

[Yora]

Blasphemy!

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/6358/motivator32270830c8ce05.jpg

[AngelSword]

Well, of course it's not my sentiment. As I said, I was doing research for my game when I found it. :smalltongue:

[Yora]

I think it's time for a new challenge:

Spells and Powers Demotivator Challenge:
And incantations, soulmelds, infusions, maneuvers, vestiges, and mysteries.

Take a spell of your choice and combine it with an image that provides a fitting visualization of the effect. Bonus points if it also references a popular movie, tv, or game franchise.

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/5255/motivator7fcf36737eb330.jpg

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/6484/motivator76af957e6e0ba6.jpg

[TheGeckoKing]

I think it's time for a new challenge:

Spells and Powers Demotivator Challenge:
And incantations, soulmelds, infusions, maneuvers, vestiges, and mysteries.

Take a spell of your choice and combine it with an image that provides a fitting visualization of the effect. Bonus points if it also references a popular movie, tv, or game franchise.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu89/Gecko-King/automotivator-1.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/566.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/567.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/569.jpg


Yes, they're all 9th level spells. I'm a powergamer :D

[Urpriest]

http://i.imgur.com/0C2N8.jpg

[Janus]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/Janus3003/mordenkainenHound.jpg
Hooray for not using SRD names! :smallbiggrin:

[Ranger Mattos]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

-snip-


Yes, they're all 9th level spells. I'm a powergamer :D

That last one was hilarious :smallbiggrin:

[Hiro Protagonest]

I can't believe nobody put this one up yet!

http://i.imgur.com/bI36Z.jpg

[golentan]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/180/d/6/power_word_kill_by_golentan-d3kg9k4.jpg

Obviously with some metamagic thrown in.

[zorba1994]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo234/gamecenterpodcast/motivatorc2f2d3b14554409b7f3d48aea094d35598a403e3. jpg

[Merk]

Another for Apocalypse From the Sky, none too original here:

http://i52.tinypic.com/mjnu6d.jpg

[Dusk Eclipse]

http://i.imgur.com/mtrLW.jpg

:smallwink:

[Yora]

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/7312/motivator095c1d02c7d975.jpg

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/7627/motivator303b885a885095.jpg

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4592/motivatorae4fe906830b3a.jpg

It basically IS a series about Awakened Constructs and Living Constructs. Someone could make a few warforged references here.

Spoiler for Ep 2 of Stand Alone Complex
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7823/motivator6d81f547ce99c5.jpg

[GoblinArchmage]

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/06/30/rrgdl5m8wy.jpg

[Dusk Eclipse]

http://i.imgur.com/hqYws.jpg

[The-Mage-King]

A retort to the above. And accepting the challenge.
http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab251/The-Mage-King/motivator87603232226915a8a3679f10c906cf0d5f45ef47. jpg

[Dusk Eclipse]

http://i.imgur.com/Y5kxM.jpg


Tell me I am wrong, I dare you.

[The-Mage-King]

Tell me I am wrong, I dare you.

You are wrong. It's Warblade/Frenzied Berserker permenantly affected with the Rage spell with Enchanter cohort. Duh.

[Dusk Eclipse]

You are wrong. It's Warblade/Frenzied Berserker permenantly affected with the Rage spell with Enchanter cohort. Duh.

Ok I did say he was a Frenzied Berseker, you are just nitpicking, and as per the rules of the War of the Holy Grial, Illiavel is the Master and Berseker the servant (a Cohort)
:smallwink:

[Pie Guy]

http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy151/qwazes/automotivator.jpg

[Morph Bark]

You are wrong. It's Warblade/Frenzied Berserker permenantly affected with the Rage spell with Enchanter cohort. Duh.

You forgot Enlarge Person and Warhulk.

[Hiro Protagonest]

I've been wanting to buy this game lately...

http://i.imgur.com/u3WHZ.jpg

[golentan]

Exalted Motivator Go!
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/180/d/0/red_rage_of_compassion_by_golentan-d3kha2b.jpg

[Feddlefew]

I've been lurking for awhile now, so it's time I payed tax.


http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3568/snichlolzer.jpg

[Doorhandle]

I have been on a huge Motivator binge recently. Time to share them.

Some even match the challenge!

For the record, the first 3 are made by ~flyingdebris
on deviant art, while the next 2 are made by darksilvania on the same site, and the last 3 were made by Gold-Paladin. The rest are from all over the place.

Also worth warning you that the last guys is a bit pervy, and the first guy has occasional gore/furry-hate, should you look at their archives.
Just saying that now.


http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5435/fetchquest.jpg
Incidentally, yes, that box is filled with cats.

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/3148/transgress.jpg
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/2635/coolrobots.jpg
{{scrubbed}}
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4841/asterbeast.jpg
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/3489/planetbustaaaa.jpg
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5052/doctarhsteel.jpg
Doctor Steel!
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1542/deathraypunk.jpg
http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/3420/360ofhank.jpg
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9571/lietralminded.jpg
The one above this text was in fact made by me.
... Not all that good now I look back on it.
http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/9994/mutants.jpg
{{scrubbed}}
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3999/sneaktysneak.jpg

[dsmiles]

Spells and Powers Demotivator Challenge:
And incantations, soulmelds, infusions, maneuvers, vestiges, and mysteries.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/29/9bf37910-19d5-42ff-9ba4-b33ab3818163.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/29/fee88f73-b7a6-4599-9087-ece475fdb1b6.jpg

[RandomNPC]

I believe my first poster may work here...

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/180/0/4/motivational_detect_thoughts_by_beowulf22121-d3ki5do.jpg

[Admiral Squish]

I believe my first poster may work here...

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/180/0/4/motivational_detect_thoughts_by_beowulf22121-d3ki5do.jpg

And that's what levels of Mindspy are for.

[Yora]

I've been wanting to buy this game lately...

http://i.imgur.com/u3WHZ.jpg

You should!

[JonestheSpy]

Challenge Accepted! No bonus points for geek reference, but some for style, I hope.

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h376/playajackal/motivatorb16e9ee446b706e792f84a215d8a8158983fe833. jpg

[Morph Bark]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/3489/planetbustaaaa.jpg

Too bad Empowered, Maximized and Intensified don't work together, and even if they did, Intensified already maximizes the damage, so Maximized would not be very useful in there.

[/nitpicking] :smallamused:

[Yora]

Empowered and Maximized does work. 6d6 becomes 36+3d6.

[Callos_DeTerran]

I think this is the first time I've posted on one of these threads...

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/1349/apocalypsearmageddon.jpg

[Morph Bark]

Hm, weird. I was certain I had read somewhere Empowered and Maximized couldn't be done on the same spell, even though at first I thought they could. Guess I was originally right after all.

Then again, the way I worded my last post I wasn't saying Empowered and Maximized don't work together, they just don't work with Intensified. (Maybe that's where I got the above stuff from.) :smalltongue: [/morenitpicking]

[Winds]

According to PHB 3.5: Maximized Spell gives the highest possible die result. Empowered Spell adds half the die result to the final result. An Empowered Maximized Fireball by a level 10 caster would therefore be 10d6 (Maximized=60 automatic) plus half of the die result (30). Final resulting damage: 90.

[Yora]

Except that the description for Maximize Spell says that it does not work that way.
I assume the same is mentioned in the description of Empower Spell.

[Xan_Kriegor]

According to PHB 3.5: Maximized Spell gives the highest possible die result. Empowered Spell adds half the die result to the final result. An Empowered Maximized Fireball by a level 10 caster would therefore be 10d6 (Maximized=60 automatic) plus half of the die result (30). Final resulting damage: 90.

From the SRD (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/feats.htm#maximizeSpell):

Maximize Spell [Metamagic]

Benefit
All variable, numeric effects of a spell modified by this feat are maximized. Saving throws and opposed rolls are not affected, nor are spells without random variables. A maximized spell uses up a spell slot three levels higher than the spell’s actual level.

An empowered, maximized spell gains the separate benefits of each feat: the maximum result plus one-half the normally rolled result.
Bolding emphasis mine.

And for the maximized/empowered/intensified (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/feats.htm#intensifySpell) debate:

Intensify Spell [Metamagic][Epic]

Prerequisites
Empower Spell, Maximize Spell, Spellcraft 30 ranks, ability to cast 9th-level arcane or divine spells.

Benefit
All variable, numeric effects of an intensified spell are maximized, then doubled. An intensified spell deals twice maximum damage, cures twice the maximum number of hit points, affects twice the maximum number of targets, and so forth, as appropriate. Saving throws and opposed rolls are not affected. An intensified spell uses up a spell slot seven levels higher than the spell’s actual level. You can’t combine the effects of this feat with any other feat that affects the variable, numeric effects of a spell.
Emphasis again mine. You just need intensified, but it does sound cooler if you say the others too. :smalltongue:

[Radar]

According to PHB 3.5: Maximized Spell gives the highest possible die result. Empowered Spell adds half the die result to the final result. An Empowered Maximized Fireball by a level 10 caster would therefore be 10d6 (Maximized=60 automatic) plus half of the die result (30). Final resulting damage: 90.
From SRD: An empowered, maximized spell gains the separate benefits of each feat: the maximum result plus one-half the normally rolled result.

Emphasis on normally rolled result.

edit: failed my save against ninjas.

[AngelSword]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/7/ce7a3163-70db-4075-bfea-0aa1e42a9a61.jpg (http://cheezburger.com/AngelSword/lolz/View/4631364864)

[Winds]

I only needed that disproved once. But thanks so much for ganging up on me over a calculation of numbers based on someone else's equation. I do so appreciate it.

[randomhero00]

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/1593/burnit.jpg

my own

[Yora]

When in doubt, set something on fire.

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6022/motivatorfdc138e184019e.jpg

[TheGeckoKing]

More motivators! The King demands MORE!


http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/571.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/572.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/573.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/574.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/575.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/576.jpg

[Hiro Protagonest]

More motivators! The King demands MORE!

http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/573.jpg

Okay, now I REALLY want that game.

[Marnath]

More motivators! The King demands MORE!


http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/573.jpg


Do you by chance have the source picture? Tineye.com can't find it.

[Kuma Kode]

I am an endless font of cute animal pictures.

Challenge:
http://i.imgur.com/gQDRp.jpg
Non-Challenge:
http://i.imgur.com/8E83D.jpg

[Doorhandle]

Hm, weird. I was certain I had read somewhere Empowered and Maximized couldn't be done on the same spell, even though at first I thought they could. Guess I was originally right after all.

Then again, the way I worded my last post I wasn't saying Empowered and Maximized don't work together, they just don't work with Intensified. (Maybe that's where I got the above stuff from.) :smalltongue: [/morenitpicking]

huh... according to Pathfinder rules, all Intensified does is increase the maximum amount of damage die by 5 levels... so wouldn't it still work with having an empowered, maximized spell?

edit:I guess the problem was caused by the fact we're not even playing the same game... *facepalm* :smallfrown:

[Urpriest]

huh... according to pathfinder, all Intensified does is increase the maximumn amount of damage die by 5 levels... so wouldn't it still work with having an empowerd, maximised spell?

Pre-Pathfinder it was an epic feat that maximizes and doubles. Source (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/feats.htm).

[Volthawk]

huh... according to Pathfinder rules, all Intensified does is increase the maximumn amount of damage die by 5 levels... so wouldn't it still work with having an empowerd, maximised spell?

I guess the problem was caused by the fact we're not even playing the same game... *facepalm* :smallfrown:

In 3.5, that effect is done by Enhance Spell, another epic metamagic, but that increases it by 10 (or 5 if it's CL/2 dice of damage).

[Morph Bark]

huh... according to Pathfinder rules, all Intensified does is increase the maximum amount of damage die by 5 levels... so wouldn't it still work with having an empowered, maximized spell?

edit:I guess the problem was caused by the fact we're not even playing the same game... *facepalm* :smallfrown:

Does the Pathfinder Intensify also remove the cap? (Or at least up it by 5 if necessary?)

[Doorhandle]

I don't think intensified spell is even an epic feat any more, You just need to have sufficient caster levels to surpass the maximum that can be used when casting the spell.

Have a look here if you want all the info on the pathfinder feats. This is just for the advanced rules though, so you might want to check out the base feats as well on the sidebar.
(http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advanced/advancedFeats.html#intensified-spell-(metamagic))

edit:And to keep this moving...

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2427/moonpi.jpg

[Shadowknight12]

It seems I need to quote myself.


Specially made for this thread:

http://i51.tinypic.com/5cggn.jpg

[Lonely Tylenol]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED... Sort of.

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/4516/manju2.png

[Chambers]

Challenge Accepted.

http://i972.photobucket.com/albums/ae206/unnamedhero91/telecircle.jpg

[MightyPirate]

Challenge Accepted:
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4262/snatackle.jpg

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3351/fotdu.jpg

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/3460/morethan18.jpg

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8268/quickenedhaste.jpg

Also:
http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/7932/codzilla.jpg

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6383/hitechranger.jpg

[Radar]

When in doubt, set something on fire.

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6022/motivatorfdc138e184019e.jpg
I remember this character from a specific game, which name I forgot. Could you help me with that?

[Kuma Kode]

Mirror's Edge.

[Yora]

The game for monkey people on speed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJzuUxYrrz0).

[Saintheart]

I accept the challenge!

Slight variation on the standard...

http://i.imgur.com/GZSXl.jpg

Taking it literally...

http://i.imgur.com/6ertg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/PCnQF.jpg

[The Tygre]

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/AnimalCompanions.jpg (http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Dying-Mans-Final-Wish-to-be-Reunited-With-Dog-124040304.html)

That is all.

[Hiro Protagonest]

Put that in spoilers. It's screen stretching. :smallannoyed:

Fixed.

[TheGeckoKing]

Do you by chance have the source picture? Tineye.com can't find it.

I do indeed have the source picture. (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/170/6/1/earth_colossus_by_chase_sc2-d3jdoxw.jpg)

Also, I have more demotivators! Woooooo!


http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/577.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/578.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/579.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/583.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/582.jpg
http://clickdamage.com/motivator/motivator_bank/584.jpg

[Marnath]

I do indeed have the source picture. (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/170/6/1/earth_colossus_by_chase_sc2-d3jdoxw.jpg)



Thanks! That'll make a nice desktop wallpaper. :smallsmile:

[zyborg]

Okay, challenge taken...

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9716/motivatoreb7bc39d39a2b5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/269/motivatoreb7bc39d39a2b5.jpg/)

[Foeofthelance]

I shall meet your challenge!

http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g399/Foe9x9x/automotivator.jpg

[Dusk Eclipse]

Not related to the challenge

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3889/motivator89022290048104.jpg

[Hiro Protagonest]

Not related to the challenge

But screen stretching.

[The Glyphstone]

Not related to the challenge


I've made a few characters (usually bards) whose mottos could be summed up as that poster, except it has one too many kids and too few women.:smallsmile:

[Admiral Squish]

I've made a few characters (usually bards) whose mottos could be summed up as that poster, except it has one too many kids and too few women.:smallsmile:

If it helps, think of her as a halfling. :smalltongue:

[Vknight]

If it helps, think of her as a halfling. :smalltongue:

No because its still his daughter

[The Glyphstone]

If it helps, think of her as a halfling. :smalltongue:

That doesn't help at all, because I thought it was him, his wife, and his kid...:smalleek::smallfrown:

[Admiral Squish]

That doesn't help at all, because I thought it was him, his wife, and his kid...:smalleek::smallfrown:

Okay, to rephrase. Imagine it's NOT his kid and is instead a random halfling.

[Traab]

That doesn't help at all, because I thought it was him, his wife, and his kid...:smalleek::smallfrown:

Pretend its a loli and not his kid then?:smallyuk:

[DeadManSleeping]

Hey...halflings are fully developed! Just really short.

[Traab]

Hey...halflings are fully developed! Just really short.

In fact ive noticed they often appear to be even more stacked than average due to their shorter size. I was just making a suggestion if the halfling thing didnt work out. After all, dont they sometimes revert to child sized people in that series? A little loli fetish would be understandable in that case. lol

[GoblinArchmage]

Is that Gohan?

[KnightDisciple]

Is that Gohan?Yes. With his wife Videl and his daughter Pan. It's a nice "happy family" picture.

[Yora]

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5288/motivatorcbbf3fb4af9506.jpg

[Kris Strife]

After all, dont they sometimes revert to child sized people in that series?

That happened in GT, which is only semi-canon.

[Saintheart]

Avert thine eyes to this challenge entry, mortal!

http://i.imgur.com/WBwI0.jpg

Also on challenge:

http://i.imgur.com/C58T5.jpg

[KnightDisciple]

That happened in GT, which is only semi-canon.It also only happened to Goku himself, I believe.

[Morph Bark]

But screen stretching.

Unless you have a rather small screen, it shouldn't.


That happened in GT, which is only semi-canon.

I'd say Krillin is pretty short, child-like in size (teenagers are taller than him).

[KnightDisciple]

I'd say Krillin is pretty short, child-like in size (teenagers are taller than him).But his size has been pretty consistent. He's never "reverted" to the height that he is.

Poor guy; he was an interesting character with a unique attack that got dumped on the wayside.

[Mordokai]

But screen stretching.

If you're looking it on a self phone, maybe...

[Hiro Protagonest]

Unless you have a rather small screen, it shouldn't.


If you're looking it on a self phone, maybe...

Well, I am on my iPad.