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Talya
2011-05-20, 09:59 AM
http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/cleveland/news/article_3f8b7022-782a-11e0-b12d-001cc4c002e0.html


A Cleveland [Texas] man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man's injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.


And we sometimes think D&D isn't realistic...
Archpaladin Zousha
2011-05-20, 10:35 AM
Yikes! I think from now on I'll be making sure my arcane character's kitty familiar gets an extra dish of cream after supper to keep it appeased.
PersonMan
2011-05-20, 10:38 AM
Isn't it said that "everything's bigger in Texas"? So that could be an advanced cat, or a Dire one.
PollyOliver
2011-05-20, 10:54 AM
I think this would more be the case of a truly epic fumble roll, since another story I read seemed to indicate that he sliced himself with the knife while trying to hit the cat.
Talya
2011-05-20, 10:59 AM
I think this would more be the case of a truly epic fumble roll, since another story I read seemed to indicate that he sliced himself with the knife while trying to hit the cat.

Shhh. It's funnier without that detail.
Luckmann
2011-05-20, 11:23 AM
You forgot to mention that he was a "Game Warden".

*giggle*
NineThePuma
2011-05-20, 11:56 AM
Another one? I swear, there was one in virginia or something last week...
Moriato
2011-05-20, 12:42 PM
You forgot to mention that he was a "Game Warden".

*giggle*

No, it talks about game wardens being called to the house after the incident. The man who was attacked was not a game warden.
Coidzor
2011-05-20, 01:42 PM
Another one? I swear, there was one in virginia or something last week...

Unless a second feral cat attacked another man in CR316 of Cleveland, Texas, this is the same story.
ffone
2011-05-20, 02:41 PM
A CR316 housecat!? How many templates did it have!?
Luckmann
2011-05-20, 03:02 PM
No, it talks about game wardens being called to the house after the incident. The man who was attacked was not a game warden.Wow, I have no idea how I could misread that so massively while eying through the article. I'm actually drunk *now*; But that was, like, hours ago. And I'm seeing it now.

Could this mean that I'm actually smarter while drunk?
Chess435
2011-05-20, 03:50 PM
A CR316 housecat!? How many templates did it have!?

All of them. :smalltongue:

Edit: *rifles through source books in an attempt to make a CR 316 housecat*
Divide by Zero
2011-05-20, 03:57 PM
The paragon pseudonatural legendary dire cat of legend?
FafnerMorell
2011-05-20, 06:04 PM
Unless a second feral cat attacked another man in CR316 of Cleveland, Texas, this is the same story.

I hate to imagine facing TWO CR316 feral cats... talk about TPK.
Greenish
2011-05-20, 06:07 PM
Could this mean that I'm actually smarter while drunk?Obviously, that's the only reasonable conclusion.


But didn't the other article talk about something that specifically wasn't a house cat?
Rising Phoenix
2011-05-21, 07:40 AM
Another one? I swear, there was one in virginia or something last week...

They've finally decided to take over the world...All hail our feline overlords, catnip for the cat god, the good cat purrs for all!
danzibr
2011-05-21, 10:05 AM
A CR316 housecat!? How many templates did it have!?

Yeah I was going to comment on that too. I'm amazed the guy even survived.
Hirax
2011-05-21, 11:09 AM
A good start would be finding out this cat's build (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0780.html).
Greenish
2011-05-21, 11:12 AM
A good start would be finding out this cat's build (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0780.html).He's probably a bog standard cat. That was a commoner 1, after all.
Luckmann
2011-05-21, 05:45 PM
He's probably a bog standard cat. That was a commoner 1, after all.
With terrible dice.