Magic Items - Leg Slots

[Elemist13]

Hay everyone,
One of my players asked me if there was any magic items that went into the leg slot and I couldnt think of any and i couldnt find any in the DMG. Does anyone know of any magic pants?

[Hirax]

For whatever reason, pants are not a slot. I've always thought it was kinda strange.

[thompur]

AFAIK, there isn't a 'leg slot'. Any magic item that would fit on the legs would probably take up the foot slot.

[LoneStarNorth]

THE BEST PANTS
These incredible rainbow pants increase the wearer’s land speed by 50 ft. and provide a +50 bonus to all Jump checks (not including the bonus gained for having a speed greater than 30 ft). In addition, the wearer may cast prismatic spray as the spell once per day (DC 20). The pants also never become dirty, and any damage they sustain is instantly repaired. Only a wish or miracle spell can destroy them permanently. They are worn on the pants item slot, which does not actually exist until these pants are worn, and which ceases to exist once they are removed.

Problem solved.

[gallagher]

i homebrewed a pair of cargo shorts that worked like several hewards handy haversacks. i called them Percivals Pragmatic Pants-Pockets

[Undercroft]

Underpants of Devouring. Like a bag of devouring, except in underwear form.
My players have never forgiven me.

[John Campbell]

So what am I supposed to do with all these Pants school spells, like Drawmij's instant pants and Tasha's uncontrollable hideous pants?

Oh well. At least I can still use teleport without pants.

[gallagher]

So what am I supposed to do with all these Pants school spells, like Drawmij's instant pants and Tasha's uncontrollable hideous pants?

Oh well. At least I can still use teleport without pants.
dont give your players a pair of pants that, as a standard action, cast cloudkill, with the somatic component being an action that makes it look like they are farting.

that would be too much

[Luckmann]

So what am I supposed to do with all these Pants school spells, like Drawmij's instant pants and Tasha's uncontrollable hideous pants?

Oh well. At least I can still use teleport without pants.I now have an idea for a pair of pants that allows the user to teleport anywhere, instantly, an infinite number of times per day, as a free action.

The pants, however, stay in place.

[Morph Bark]

I have often given my players magic pants. I could post a whole bunch of homebrew ones maybe?

[Jude_H]

Player characters don't wear pants. Everybody knows that.

Even the ones you thought had them. It was a ruse.

[Hirax]

Maybe it's like Kingdom of Loathing, where instead of starting out unaware that you have a torso, you're unaware of your waist/thighs.

[myancey]

THE BEST PANTS
These incredible rainbow pants increase the wearer’s land speed by 50 ft. and provide a +50 bonus to all Jump checks (not including the bonus gained for having a speed greater than 30 ft). In addition, the wearer may cast prismatic spray as the spell once per day (DC 20). The pants also never become dirty, and any damage they sustain is instantly repaired. Only a wish or miracle spell can destroy them permanently. They are worn on the pants item slot, which does not actually exist until these pants are worn, and which ceases to exist once they are removed.

Problem solved.

So where does the prismatic spray come from? hehehe...fart jokes for the win. :belkar:

[Jude_H]

Maybe it's like Kingdom of Loathing, where instead of starting out unaware that you have a torso, you're unaware of your waist/thighs.I like it.

There might even be religions about folks who rose up to the heavens, only to returgn and observe the thighs.

Creepy awesome religions.

[Drglenn]

So where does the prismatic spray come from? hehehe...fart jokes for the win. :belkar:

Thats some fart if it can turn things to stone and/or send them to another plane

[Talya]

I now have an idea for a pair of pants that allows the user to teleport anywhere, instantly, an infinite number of times per day, as a free action.

The pants, however, stay in place.

This is the best idea EVER.

[Luckmann]

This is the best idea EVER.Well I suspected you would appreciate it.

:smallwink:

[Talya]

Well I suspected you would appreciate it.

:smallwink:


/innocentsurprise on
Me?

[Jack_Simth]

I now have an idea for a pair of pants that allows the user to teleport anywhere, instantly, an infinite number of times per day, as a free action.

The pants, however, stay in place.
Combines well with Instant Summons (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/instantSummons.htm) the next round as an "I need to run now" escape route.

Alternately, you rent them out for getting people places.

[KillianHawkeye]

Maybe it's so that characters who prefer a skirt or a kilt don't get left out in the cold. :smallbiggrin:

[Luckmann]

Combines well with Instant Summons (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/instantSummons.htm) the next round as an "I need to run now" escape route.

Alternately, you rent them out for getting people places.My idea was more along the lines of "Give them to people so that they'll appear before BBEG without pants".

But sure, yeah, that works too.

[Zaq]

Crack open your PHB. Go to page 51.

Hennet has figured out that the game doesn't allow for pants, and has taken steps accordingly.

[Asheram]

*coughs*

These guys have the right idea (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_fdzRuchj0)

(a warning, use headphones.)

[true_shinken]

Gonna punch your jeans, said it before, best believe this is not a metaphor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA5ZiJgXpDY).

[Moriato]

If chrono trigger has taught us anything, it's that magic pants go on the head slot.

[blazingshadow]

no such thing as magic pants. that is why the spell shatter (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/shatter.htm) would be devastating if you target some politician's pants while they make a public speech

[HalfDragonCube]

Combines well with Instant Summons (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/instantSummons.htm) the next round as an "I need to run now" escape route.

Alternately, you rent them out for getting people places.

How delightful.

[Biffoniacus_Furiou]

Magic items emit an aura of magical energy, which cannot be seen except via spells designed to reveal it. We have similar objects today which emit powerful unseen energy, but instead of magic we call it radiation. You don't want to wrap that around your crotch, regardless of what bonuses it may give.

[Safety Sword]

Has anyone pointed out the D&D isn't World of F@#$ing Warcraft yet? :smallfurious:

Everyone knows that adventurers wear robes, so they don't need pants. :smallamused:

[Safety Sword]

Magic items emit an aura of magical energy, which cannot be seen except via spells designed to reveal it. We have similar objects today which emit powerful unseen energy, but instead of magic we call it radiation. You don't want to wrap that around your crotch, regardless of what bonuses it may give.

Some people think the sun shines out of their 4$$h@13, is that the same thing?

[Mr. Zolrane]

Alternately, you rent them out for getting people places.

So... you pay people... to let them get in your pants...

[bartman]

So... you pay people... to let them get in your pants...

no no, if you are renting them out, then they would pay you to get into your pants...

[HalfDragonCube]

no no, if you are renting them out, then they would pay you to get into your pants...

Eww... :smallyuk:

[Talya]

Magic items emit an aura of magical energy, which cannot be seen except via spells designed to reveal it. We have similar objects today which emit powerful unseen energy, but instead of magic we call it radiation. You don't want to wrap that around your crotch, regardless of what bonuses it may give.

I have such great replies to this. Unfortunately, the skirt the edge of propriety for this place...

[HalfDragonCube]

I have such great replies to this. Unfortunately, the skirt the edge of propriety for this place...

I though you were like that by default?

[Safety Sword]

I have such great replies to this. Unfortunately, the skirt the edge of propriety for this place...

Does a skirt go on your waist slot, or leg slot? :smallamused:

[Mr.Smashy]

Magic items emit an aura of magical energy, which cannot be seen except via spells designed to reveal it. We have similar objects today which emit powerful unseen energy, but instead of magic we call it radiation. You don't want to wrap that around your crotch, regardless of what bonuses it may give.

I award you 2 Dead Catgirls for the amazing radioactive magic reference.

[Talya]

Does a skirt go on your waist slot, or leg slot? :smallamused:

Skirts are waist slot...because you hike them up. Pants are boots slot, because you end up with them around your ankles.

[Morph Bark]

Does a skirt go on your waist slot, or leg slot? :smallamused:

Either/or, they're special like that. You can wear them in the leg slot if you wear no pants or in the waist slot if you do. If you wear both pants and a belt, the skirt falls dormant. (Yes, dormant. They're sentient.)

[Thespianus]

I have such great replies to this. Unfortunately, the skirt the edge of propriety for this place...

Yeah, you don't want to get booted from here for skirting any edges. Better put a sock in it, purse your lips and remain zipped.

I'm sorry for the puns, but I've inherited it from my dad. Ie, it's in my jeans.