Geeky insults

[Brother Oni]

I was just listening to The Infinite Monkey Cage (http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/timc), which tried to describe 'laddish' behaviour in scientists.

One of the scenarios they tried was insults and two stood out:

'Yo mamma's so fat, she's non-euclidean!' and
'Yo mamma's so fat, she's redshifted!'

Anybody have any others? Keep it clean please - we're aiming for fun, not offensive. :smallbiggrin:

[WarKitty]

Borrowing from irregular webcomic: There's all kinds of uses of the word "quantum" to insult people. Mainly because it's an often misued word. For example: "Your quantum leaps of intelligence astound me."

[Phosphate]

For example: "Your quantum leaps of intelligence astound me."

No, that's used correctly.

Quantum - the minimum quantity of something that can exist independently.

[WarKitty]

No, that's used correctly.

Quantum - the minimum quantity of something that can exist independently.

Unclear English on my part. I meant "for an example of an insult using quantum," not "for an example of quantum used incorrectly." :smalltongue:

[Phosphate]

Ok.

Btw the redshift one is pretty hilarious.

[Heliomance]

Your momma's so slow her de Broglie wavelength is measurable on a macroscopic scale!

[Haruki-kun]

"Yo mamma serves more requests than HTTP."

.....never say this to anyone, I doubt it'll go well. :smalltongue:

[Ravens_cry]

Your momma's so slow her de Broglie wavelength is measurable on a macroscopic scale!
Yo mamma so fat, her diameter be beyond the visible universe.
Yo mama be so heavy, she be where the missing matter is.

[Phosphate]

You momma's so stupid she's got a room temperature IQ.

[Dr. Bath]

You momma's so stupid she's got a room temperature IQ.

293.15?

Yo momma so fat I can see behind her.

You're like electron mass in intermolecular calculations. Insignificant.

[Castaras]

*twitch* there's many better jokes than yo mumma jokes... *zips mouth before she goes into a rant*

There's the good old "I would say something, but I never mock the afflicted." Not so geeky, but is a little higher caliber than normal insults.

[WarKitty]

*twitch* there's many better jokes than yo mumma jokes... *zips mouth before she goes into a rant*

Glad to know I'm not the only one with that feeling. :smallbiggrin:

[Brother Oni]

*twitch* there's many better jokes than yo mumma jokes... *zips mouth before she goes into a rant*

There's the good old "I would say something, but I never mock the afflicted." Not so geeky, but is a little higher caliber than normal insults.

Well those are the two that I remembered. :smalltongue:

There were a couple others, but they're very British, so not necessarily suitable for an international audience.
One of the insults was 'Who ate all the pi?', which suffers from both being geeky and being very British.

[zyborg]

You are so round, that compared to you, pi R squared! No, wait... that didn't work right... hold on.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Yo momma is a redshirt.

+1 if the targets mother is actually somewhere in sight, wearing a red shirt.

[Keld Denar]

Dude, you're attached to another surface by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis...

Screwed

[Ravens_cry]

There's the good old "I would say something, but I never mock the afflicted." Not so geeky, but is a little higher caliber than normal insults.
Well, if you want classy insults, I can do those. There is always the classic, "I would challange you to a battle of wits, but I never fight an unarmed man." Another one I like, "I would agree with you but then we would be both wrong."
Or for geeky and classy, "Your IQ is so low that if it were a temperature, it would be thermodynamically impossible."

[toasty]

Your APM is horrible. :smalltongue:

[Whiffet]

I saw a Foxtrot strip that had yo momma insults. Hang on, let me search for it... okay, found it! Here they are, as written:

Your momma thinks square roots are vegetables.
Your momma thinks polygons turn into frogs.
Your momma couldn't integrate a nested trig function, even if you let her use a computer.

Funny, I would have thought Mr. Amend could have come up with better ones. Or maybe I'm the only one who's unimpressed.

[Kurgan]

Not sure if its the type of geek you are looking for, but:

I can see someone dumped X (where X = whichever stat seems most fitting at the time).

Or maybe something like:

At least I don't need to cast Dominate Person to get a date!

Going with Yo mamma jokes:

Yo mamma so fat, people feel the strange need to keep canaries and lanterns when walking in her shadow!

Weak, I know, but first thing that came to mind.

[Pie Guy]

"Your brain isn't contributing to entropy."

[Asthix]

The following was completely ripped off by me.

If you were an anime, your manga version would be way better.

You're so dumb, your favorite FF2 character is Cecil.

You're weaker than a party of all white mages.

I'd rather watch Stargate Universe than sit here another second with you.

You're so bad at Warcraft, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.

And of course:

Your mama's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her *ss.

Though personally...

There's a point in space that all objects are being attracted to. This object would have to have tremendous mass. When we get there, I'll say hello to your mom.

And finally,

Your Mother has a smooth forehead.

[Pheehelm]

You're so dumb, your favorite FF2 character is Cecil.

You're weaker than a party of all white mages.Whoa snap!


One I've personally been waiting to use:

"You're such a sad case, you do write jokes in base thirteen!"

[d13]

Your mama's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her *ss.

Yo' mamma's so fat, when she uses Splash attack she actually does damage.

[Douglas]

At least I don't need to cast Dominate Person to get a date!
Too easy to give a rebuttal to that one: Yeah, you only need Charm Person.

[AsteriskAmp]

Thy mother is able to collapse her wave function in lieu of her size.

I would say your IQ is a Natural Number, but there is an ongoing debate about whether 0 is one or not.

I believe you could easily be cloned through Barnach-Tarski in function of your contexture.

The stupidity of what you have just said definitely has a cardinality of Aleph-1

[Dvandemon]

Reading these makes me feel smarter. Just like XKCD

[Phishfood]

Your momma thinks polygons turn into frogs.

Nope, that one passed me by. Polygons are dead parrots aren't they?

I've always been a fan of "Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script"

If brains were photons you would be perfect for the double slit experiment.

[Eloel]

I would say your IQ is a Natural Number, but there is an ongoing debate about whether 0 is one or not.

Wouldn't that one would be better worded as: "There is a debate on whether your IQ is a Natural Number."
Less explanation makes for a better insult :smallcool:

[absolmorph]

Wouldn't that one would be better worded as: "There is a debate on whether your IQ is a Natural Number."
Less explanation makes for a better insult :smallcool:
But you miss out on the possible argument about 0=1!

[Thufir]

"Your brain isn't contributing to entropy."

Isn't that basically saying their brain is organised? How is that an insult?

[Feytalist]

I just end up calling everyone an uncultured barbaric heathen. Not very geeky, but it gets some laughs.

[Brother Oni]

Nope, that one passed me by. Polygons are dead parrots aren't they?


Pollywog/polliwog is another name for tadpoles.


Isn't that basically saying their brain is organised? How is that an insult?

I think the insult is that the person's so stubborn and rigid, that entrophy won't touch them.

[Cyrion]

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

Going geeky with classics instead of science: Thou art a murderer and a thief; thou hast killed a baboon and stolen its face!

[KuReshtin]

Of course, the only rebuttal worthy of being mentioned when faced with a geeky insult is:

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you. ~ Dr. Sheldon Cooper

[Haruki-kun]

Of course, the only rebuttal worthy of being mentioned when faced with a geeky insult is:

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you. ~ Dr. Sheldon Cooper

"The use of wooden poles or boulders as a way of attacking unit could theoretically destroy Unit's endoskeleton. However, any verbal interaction poses no threat and as such will be ignored." ~ Psi-23 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10050285&postcount=333)

[Prime32]

Your Mother has a smooth forehead.The winner of an "ultimate Klingon insult" contest was "If I used spit to clean your father's honour it would only dirty the spit." :smalltongue:

[Cespenar]

Isn't that basically saying their brain is organised? How is that an insult?

As far as I understand, he used "entropy" in the thermodynamic sense. As in, in real life, every work, reaction, etc. inevitably contributes to entropy, so it means to say "Your brain doesn't work."

Or so I think.

[Gaius Marius]

Geek insults?

"You should read Twilight, you'll probably like it"

"they made a game system for your gaming style, it's called FATAL, look it up"

"You are as quick as Windows Vista"

[Phishfood]

Geek insults?

"You should read Twilight, you'll probably like it"

"they made a game system for your gaming style, it's called FATAL, look it up"

"You are as quick as Windows Vista"

How bout as quick as the development for duke nukem forever? :P


Pollywog/polliwog is another name for tadpoles

Learned me somethin. In an insult thread and all. Jolly good show.

I'd say cookie for anyone guessing the film, but its a slap for anyone who doesn't know it.

You're nothing but an unstable short-chained molecule!

You have a weak electrochemical bond!

[Asta Kask]

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"

[Scarlet Knight]

Some of the best geek insults come from "Hook": including :
Math tutor,Prison barber, & Nearsighted gynecologist.

[Pie Guy]

As far as I understand, he used "entropy" in the thermodynamic sense. As in, in real life, every work, reaction, etc. inevitably contributes to entropy, so it means to say "Your brain doesn't work."

Or so I think.

Yes, that's the one I was going for.

[Brother Oni]

I'd say cookie for anyone guessing the film, but its a slap for anyone who doesn't know it.

You're nothing but an unstable short-chained molecule!

You have a weak electrochemical bond!

Ghostbusters 2. :smallbiggrin:


Some of the best geek insults come from "Hook": including :
Math tutor,Prison barber, & Nearsighted gynecologist.

I like 'substitute chemistry teacher' myself.

[Anuan]

Too easy to give a rebuttal to that one: Yeah, you only need Charm Person.

I personally would've gone with something involving Dominate Animal :smalltongue:

[Ravens_cry]

I would try and describe your intelligence, but dividing by zero is a bad idea.
(after a lame insulting) Wow, if that attempted insult was a phaser, it wouldn't be set on stun, it would be set on tickle.

[ORione]

Your brain is amazingly smooth.

Your mind moves through time faster than everyone else's.

[Fiery Diamond]

Well, if you want classy insults, I can do those. There is always the classic, "I would challange you to a battle of wits, but I never fight an unarmed man." Another one I like, "I would agree with you but then we would be both wrong."


I love these, especially the first one.

[Scarlet Knight]

I highly recommend Oscar Wilde for intellectual insults

[grimbold]

typically "Not Hoopy" gets a few good stares

[Weezer]

typically "Not Hoopy" gets a few good stares

Along a similar line; "Bet he/she doesn't know where her towel is"

I actually said this to someone a couple days ago and she thought I was implying that I'd stolen her towel...

[Jallorn]

Yo mama so fat, no food can escape her event horizon.

[Derjuin]

There are ten million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million particles in the universe that we can observe, and yo momma took all the ugly ones and put em into one person/kid/guy/gal/nerd/whathaveyou.

Shamelessly ripped from this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k). :smalltongue:

[Draconi Redfir]

Yo momma's so fat, she had to give up minigolfing because of all the golfballs orbiting her!

... no?

[Pie Guy]

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped out of school!

...Too close to reality?

[Moff Chumley]

In the morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly...

Alright, neither classy nor geeky, but what insult thread is complete without it?

[Amiel]

'Yo mama's so fat, every time she waddles, the universe undergoes heat death'

'Yo mama's so fat, every time she jumps, she causes infinite oscillatory repetition stimulating an infinity of Big Bangs'

[AsteriskAmp]

To be able to understand your mother one would require a functional knowledge of general relativity.

[ORione]

To be able to understand your mother one would require a functional knowledge of general relativity.

And to understand your mind would require a functional knowledge of quantum theory.

(That wasn't directed at you specifically.)

[Lord Raziere]

"Your the stormtrooper who said "move along".

"mirrors are offended by your presence"

"your brain is equal to a yactogram"

"black holes orbit around you."

"your thoughts are fast enough to move continents."

"your memory is unique in that its amount equals a marble."

"I've read your book, I was disappointed that it was published."

[Ravens_cry]

You are so inadequate the Borg would refuse to assimilate you.

[AsteriskAmp]

Your arguments make Pi seem rational.

[Phishfood]

Your arguments make Pi seem rational.

Pi is exactly 3!

Now that I have your attention...

yo momma so fat she sat on a B-tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time.

[rakkoon]

Pi is exactly 3!
Now that I have your attention...


That was darn funny :smallbiggrin:

[The Succubus]

I've seen neutron stars less dense than you.

[Sipex]

Let's see...

Yo' momma's so dumb she makes a barbarian look smart.
Yo' momma's so fat she exceeds her own encumberance limit.
Yo' momma's so ugly she deals CON damage on sight.

[Heliomance]

WIS damage, surely.
Or possibly SAN damage.

[nerd-7i+42e]

Oh my god! It's something from Call of Cthulhu! Don't look at it or it will... wait, no, that's just you're mom. Don't look at it or it will drive you insane!

It must be cool having the only human with a trample attack for a parent.

Hawking radiation was first observed in your mom.

Have you ever read The Pea and the Sun? It was originally titled The Pea and your Mom.

The reason Copernicus believed the sun didn't orbit the earth was that he'd never seen your mom.

[Whiffet]

Physicists are encouraging biologists to get together with them and study your brain cavity. After all, no experiment can create a perfect vacuum, so this is a rare opportunity.

[Thufir]

As far as I understand, he used "entropy" in the thermodynamic sense. As in, in real life, every work, reaction, etc. inevitably contributes to entropy, so it means to say "Your brain doesn't work."

Or so I think.

But as I recall, Schrodinger defined life as a system which reduces or maintains its own entropy. So, that just says their brain is alive.

[Mercenary Pen]

I only just realised how famous you must be as the first survivor of brain bypass surgery.

[Ranger Mattos]

Physicists are encouraging biologists to get together with them and study your brain. After all, no experiment can create a perfect vacuum, so this is a rare opportunity.

Wouldn't that be "your brain cavity?" :smallconfused: It makes more sense in my opinion.

On topic:
If your intelligence was a number, it would be i.

[Heliomance]

If your intelligence was a number, it would be i.

I suppose it is a little complex for you to understand.

[Whiffet]

Wouldn't that be "your brain cavity?" :smallconfused: It makes more sense in my opinion.

Hey, yeah, that's good! Thanks, I sat on that for somewhere around a half hour trying to think of decent wording. I never was happy with it.

[Traab]

" Obviously when your parents made you, they slapped together version 1.0 and decided to skip the beta."

[ZombyWoof]

Counter to "Yo mamma's so fat she's redshifted:"

"Nah, you're just that ugly."


For those of you who don't get it:

See, redshifting also occurs because something is moving away from you quickly. So we're implying that my mom's running away from you really, really fast because you're ugly and that's why she's redshifted.

Better one:

"Yo mamma's so fat when I'm around her it feels like an eternity."


See, time passes more slowly when inside a gravitational well. So we're commenting that time seems to take forever to pass when we're around her... either because she's unbearable or because she's got a huge gravitational well.

[Brother Oni]

Counter to "Yo mamma's so fat she's redshifted:"

"Nah, you're just that ugly."


For those of you who don't get it:

See, redshifting also occurs because something is moving away from you quickly. So we're implying that my mom's running away from you really, really fast because you're ugly and that's why she's redshifted.

Better one:

"Yo mamma's so fat when I'm around her it feels like an eternity."


See, time passes more slowly when inside a gravitational well. So we're commenting that time seems to take forever to pass when we're around her... either because she's unbearable or because she's got a huge gravitational well.

Dude... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle0t9r68ih)

10 characters

[Deth Muncher]

Man, your mother is so fat that she has heart issues and will probably die before she's 60.

What, anti-jokes don't count?

You're so dumb, the absolute value of your IQ is negative.


Also, one of my favorite ones, while not "geeky" per se makes you think about it:

Man, you're so dumb you put the "m" in "stupid."

[Teddy]

"Your thought process is best described as the square root of a negative number."


Dude... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle0t9r68ih)

You don't need to read the explanation if you don't like jokes explained. They were spoilered, after all.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

I remember one from many, many years ago..."When your IQ reaches 50, SELL!" :smalltongue:

[Heliomance]

"Your thought process is best described as the square root of a negative number.

That's the third time this thread that one's been given in various forms. I came up with a comeback to it last time as well.

[HalfTangible]

'The Trade Federation uses yo mama as a ship.'

'If Hellfire had been about you, the minister* would've been the good guy.'

'If letters are variables, you're V times rapid divided by r'

'Universal. The size between planetary and YOU.'

---------------

*I don't remember his name but it probably works better if you use it.

[Teddy]

That's the third time this thread that one's been given in various forms. I came up with a comeback to it last time as well.

I know. I just wanted to make the "irrational" part make more sense, hence why I used "thought process". The case in which this one could be used is a bit more specific than the other insults.

[Giant Panda]

You're being as rational as pi. (Damn, it's been done. That's what I get for not reading the whole thread before posting.)

I knew you weren't a positive person, I just didn't think you were as charged as an electron.

Trying to come up with a pun involving exciting and the pun with electron excitation. You're about as exciting as ________. Anyone want to help out?

For an occasion - Damn, this is as messy as when the waiter brought our pasta and antipasta courses at the same time.

And just an annoying response; "What's up?" "(0,1,0)."

And when somebody is doing maths, don't forget to remind them to integrate the differential. Just to see that fleeting moment of panic.

[Ranger Mattos]

I suppose it is a little complex for you to understand.

:smallamused:

Hm...
Mathematically speaking, your brain is complex.

Your aim is worse than a Stormtrooper's.

[Heliomance]

I know. I just wanted to make the "irrational" part make more sense, hence why I used "thought process". The case in which this one could be used is a bit more specific than the other insults.
Imaginary, not irrational. Irrational numbers are any that can't be written in the form p/q, where p and q are both integers. Multiples of sqrt(-1) are imaginary.

[Teddy]

Imaginary, not irrational. Irrational numbers are any that can't be written in the form p/q, where p and q are both integers. Multiples of sqrt(-1) are imaginary.

*facepalm*
Why. Do. I. Always. Confuse. Those. Two. Words.

Always.
*facepalm again for good meassure*

[AsteriskAmp]

:smallamused:

Hm...
Mathematically speaking, your brain is complex.

Your aim is worse than a Stormtrooper's.

All brains are, Complex Numbers have the Real and the Imaginary set. All numbers have a real and imaginary part, the only thing is that the imaginary part is multiplied by 0. Complex numbers are of the form
a+bi(j for those in engineering) where a is the real part and bi the imaginary, real numbers have b=0

[Ranger Mattos]

All brains are, Complex Numbers have the Real and the Imaginary set. All numbers have a real and imaginary part, the only thing is that the imaginary part is multiplied by 0. Complex numbers are of the form
a+bi(j for those in engineering) where a is the real part and bi the imaginary, real numbers have b=0

Wow. School is out for two weeks and I already forgot that :smallsigh:

[Traab]

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Binary insults are the only REAL geeky insults.

[AsteriskAmp]

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Binary insults are the only REAL geeky insults.
Try telling that to anyone, even if they know binary they won't be able to decode it. Calling someone's father a berry eating hamster is not that insulting.

[Traab]

Try telling that to anyone, even if they know binary they won't be able to decode it. Calling someone's father a berry eating hamster is not that insulting.

Heh, I know, but I cant even imagine how long it would take me to memorize that sequence of zeroes and ones and then say it to someone. Besides, the insult doesnt have to be that geeky or terrible itself, just being in binary automatically makes it a geeky line. Now, if you combined one of these physics insults with binary, THEN you would have teir one geek insults!

[turkishproverb]

You have worse hair than Vir Cotto!

[AsteriskAmp]

Heh, I know, but I cant even imagine how long it would take me to memorize that sequence of zeroes and ones and then say it to someone. Besides, the insult doesnt have to be that geeky or terrible itself, just being in binary automatically makes it a geeky line. Now, if you combined one of these physics insults with binary, THEN you would have teir one geek insults!

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If you have the letters memorized it ain't that hard, they are usually from 64 to 90 in decimal, with 64 (or 65 I don't remember) being A.

[Douglas]

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Binary insults are the only REAL geeky insults.
Doesn't the original quote reference the mother in one place rather than the father twice?

[alchemyprime]

One I remember a comedian said upon seeing a woman with incredibly GAUDY bracelets:

Hey, lady! Why don't you smack those things together and free Rick Jones from the Negative Zone?

[turkishproverb]

...

I...I got that.

[Jeebers]

Nerf herder!!!!!!!:smallbiggrin:

[Ravens_cry]

Nerf herder!!!!!!!:smallbiggrin:
'Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.' :smallamused:

[Jeebers]

DAMN STRAIGHT, and PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Worlok]

"Yo momma so fat, you need the Edit menu to draw her in GIMP!" - This acceptable? :smallconfused:

[flare X2]

Thoust mother art so glutonous that she requires the services of a crane inorder to enter ones home.
any one for an old english insult:smallbiggrin:.

[Diva De]

There are ten million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million particles in the universe that we can observe, and yo momma took all the ugly ones and put em into one person/kid/guy/gal/nerd/whathaveyou.

Shamelessly ripped from this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k). :smalltongue:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYY!
I love those, and Hawking totally schooled Einy.

Also, keeping with the thread, "You are so stupid, when the zombie-pocalypse comes, you won't have a thing to worry about."

[Ravens_cry]

Thoust mother art so glutonous that she requires the services of a crane inorder to enter ones home.
any one for an old english insult:smallbiggrin:.
That isn't Old English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English). That's not even really Shakespearian English, which was Early Modern English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Modern_English).

[Heliomance]

Thoust mother art so glutonous that she requires the services of a crane inorder to enter ones home.
any one for an old english insult:smallbiggrin:.

*twitch*
*twitch twitch*

If you're going to use archaic English (as has been said, not Old English, just Early Modern) then for the love of Chaucer please try and get it right.

Thy mother is gluttonous in the extreme, and so rotund, moreover, that she doth require mechanical aid to venture 'cross her own threshold.

...also, it's hardly a stinging insult.
The mere fact that thou alloweth thy tongue to trip more fancily than it might, thou flap-jawed cawer, doth not render thy words less bereft of wit, thou hollow skulled ox, nor doth it make thee appear less of a dullard and a dunce. To do that, thou must use the brain which, we must assume, God in His infinite wisdom saw fit to place in thy otherwise useless head, rather than squawking with all the grace and tone of the bluejay and the crow.

...see?

[Jeebers]

Sheesh. I refuse to believe that real people ever spoke that way, with that much beating about the bush to say something.:smallconfused:

[Ravens_cry]

Sheesh. I refuse to believe that real people ever spoke that way, with that much beating about the bush to say something.:smallconfused:
Thou thick skulled dullard, thou ill-tamed cur, thou ignominious wretch, the pus of pox hast more charms than thee!
Thy face would serve well as mould for Punch but would afear the children so as to send them crying to their dams, thou loutish brute.

[absolmorph]

Sheesh. I refuse to believe that real people ever spoke that way, with that much beating about the bush to say something.:smallconfused:
What, you've never listened to a speech?

[Jeebers]

Why, thank you SIR, may I have another?:amused:

[ellna]

Well, if you want classy insults, I can do those. There is always the classic, "I would challange you to a battle of wits, but I never fight an unarmed man." Another one I like, "I would agree with you but then we would be both wrong."
Or for geeky and classy, "Your IQ is so low that if it were a temperature, it would be thermodynamically impossible."

The bolded bit just made me laugh and clap well done sir.


Going geeky with classics instead of science: Thou art a murderer and a thief; thou hast killed a baboon and stolen its face!

And this one too :smallbiggrin:


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If you have the letters memorized it ain't that hard, they are usually from 64 to 90 in decimal, with 64 (or 65 I don't remember) being A.

And finallz this just made me:smallconfused::smallannoyed::smalleek::biggrin: