teej is in need of some role-play quotes

[big teej]

greetings playgrounders,

I plan to be playing a cleric in the near future. the character worships a bastardized version of sigmar and I have the war and destruction domains.

my main goal is to wade into melee and spout off various quotes and maxims, followed by smacking people in the face with a large blunt object (my hammer)

however, I find myself with a rather short list of things to yell at heathens...

so I come to you for help

what are some great "pre-swing" quotes for a overzealous cleric of a warlike diety?

things to say before casting a spell are great too
BY FIRE BE PURGED!
GO!

[DonDuckie]

I don't know Sigmar... but

Sigmar protect your skull if you are rightuous!

Hammertime!

Sigmar forgive you!

Sigmar says... !

[Zaq]

Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

(I, too, know nothing of this god of which you speak, but I find that Richter's little spiel applies to pretty much anyone.)

[NNescio]

"Burn the heretic! Kill the mutant abberation! Purge the unclean!"

"Cleanse, Purge, KILL!"

"Prayer cleanses the soul, Pain cleanses the body."

"Damnation is Eternal."

"Victory needs no explanation, defeat allows none."

"Faith is purest when it is unquestioning."

[Bhaakon]

You've to to pray (just to make it today).

Please hammer, don't hurt 'em.

Here comes the hammer

Gaining momentum

On your face!

Feel my power.

[candycorn]

"I find your lack of faith... disturbing."

(After a comrade falls): "I forgive you for your weakness of faith."

(When feeling silly): "SPOON!"

"This hammer was purified by fire, by sweat, and by repeated beatings with a hammer. Come, and be purified!"

[Zeikstraal]

For the empire!!

Im not gonna fight you, Im gonna kick your ass

Tme to redecorate in brain matter grey

[Dee_Twenty]

Okay, looked up who Sigmar is, so now that I know a bit about him.

"Chaos take you!"

"May Sigmar strike you down goblin spawn!"

"By the comet..." (When surprised.)

[gallagher]

in a philosophical moment, you can always claim "one must be the hammer or the anvil"

and you have a hammer, but can you reflavor it to be similar to, say, a fraternity paddle? you can make your enemies feel like stupid pledging freshman and its your job to haze them!

i dont know about your god, but if you have the destruction domain, i doubt that your god will be angered by hazing

[Omeganaut]

I'm sorry sir, you appear to have something on your face. My Hammer

I'd say say your prayers, but it's far too late for that.

Say hello to your god for Sigmar!

Say hello to my little friend!

Say hello to my prayer stick!

I'm sorry to have to do this to you, but my god told me to.

For Sigmar! (For Pony)

By the power of Sigmar! *smash* I have the power!

[LansXero]

Oh, quotes for a sigmarite priest? Easy, google Space Marines quotes and go from there (rather hammy though). While you will have to sub-in Empire for Imperium (Or whatever fits your campaign) most of the zealeous fire and righteous anger is there.

This should help a bit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gGG4fpGB_w

[big teej]

these are all great

:smallbiggrin:

MOAR!!

[DogbertLinc]

"Welcome, to DIE!"

[Andreaz]

greetings playgrounders,

I plan to be playing a cleric in the near future. the character worships a bastardized version of sigmar and I have the war and destruction domains.

my main goal is to wade into melee and spout off various quotes and maxims, followed by smacking people in the face with a large blunt object (my hammer)

however, I find myself with a rather short list of things to yell at heathens...

so I come to you for help

what are some great "pre-swing" quotes for a overzealous cleric of a warlike diety?

things to say before casting a spell are great too
BY FIRE BE PURGED!
GO!A hammer, you say?
Joining a battle could always start with PREPARE TO FEEL THE MIGHT OF MY MAGNIFICENT ABSENCE OF SUBTLETY!

[big teej]

A hammer, you say?
Joining a battle could always start with PREPARE TO FEEL THE MIGHT OF MY MAGNIFICENT ABSENCE OF SUBTLETY!

congratulations, this made me laugh. :smallcool:

[DarkestKnight]

Have at thee, vile creature!

LEEERROOOOOY JEEEEENKINS!

purge the ugly! purge the ugly! (to be said with a lot of fire and running around)

Fwoooosh! (to be said with a lot of fire)

[Ryu_Bonkosi]

By the might of Sigmar! Tonight you DIE!

Your pitiful god can't save you now heathen!

[Firechanter]

Hail to the Hammer! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wTjIVMnraY) :smallsmile:

[Darth_Versity]

I had a Dwarven Cleric of Moradin who also shouted various quotes. My particular favourite (that got the whole group in fits of laughter) was spaced throughout a full attack on an advanced ogre.

You namby-pamby... hoity-toity... girly-wirly... MOMMA'S BOY!!!

Various others included:
By Moradin's Hammer
If your really lucky, this'll only kill you!
Time to start your dental work
Your kneecaps look fragile, may I?
Do you know you can tell your future... from the bumps on your head!!!

[DrMike105]

There is no such thing as innocence; only degrees of guilt.

[BoutsofInsanity]

"This is how we say hello in my country!" (Smack!)

"Too drunk to extend a proper greeting?" YOUR ABOUT TO BE HAMMERED!

"The only good goblin is a flat goblin"

"BOINK"

"Let me demonstrate hammer diplomacy..."

"Hold on, let me flatten your skull"!

"My hammer is my brush, and your face is my CANVAS!"

Finally, name the game...

"SQUEEKY WHEEL GETS THE HAMMER"!

[Ardantis]

"Taste your DOOM!"

"Smite the Unworthy!"

"Eat Hammer!"

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart!"

"Feel the Divine Power of my FAITH!"

"Blessings upon you!"

[Omeganaut]

Can't touch this..... Stop! HammerTime!

Who knocked the dogs down? Who? Who? Who-who? (Oh, wait, that was me...)

I'm calling this shot. Right center fence.

This is my happy face. The other side of the hammer is my sad face. My own face is usually too busy being angry, so I subcontracted.

Your impurity insults my hammer. Kiss and make up!

Eat my Steel!

I'm gonna rock you like a hurricane can't.

You got some 'splainin' to do!

I'm gonna Sig-Mar your face! (or other appropriate body part.

[Stix]

What's that? you've got a (full attack) pounding headache?

If I had a hammer... I'd use it on your heathen head!!! (first part a la peter paul and mary http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=if%20i%20had%20a%20hammer&tnr=21&vid=1077448868399&l=212&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts4.mm.bing.net%2Fvideos%2Fthumb nail.aspx%3Fq%3D1077448868399%26id%3D982b073c3a4e7 a6abd6e35cadf403bdc%26bid%3DeZwCVApaloOEOw%26bn%3D Thumb%26url%3Dhttp%253a%252f%252fwww.youtube.com%2 52fwatch%253fv%253d7SCt8JPAkgU&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7S Ct8JPAkgU&sigr=11a5l78f2&newfp=1&tit=Trini+Lopez-+If+I+Had+A+Hammer

GOBBO SCUM!!!

You appear uninjured. let me help.

[MammonAzrael]

"Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for th...oh wait, wrong deity."

:smallbiggrin:

[Saintheart]

"Pardon me, lad - did ye drop yer brain?" *WHANG* "I thought so, see it o'er there?"

[big teej]

these are great guys.

keep em coming. :smallbiggrin:

[Tetrasodium]

I googled Sigmar and the first result was a wikipedia page saying he's a warhammer deity that united barbarians, but it doesn't say anything about tennants of his faith... can you enlighten us?


The antibodies in the Doctor Who episode from the other day (lets kill hitler) had sme potentially good ones though:
You will feel a slight tingling sensation followed by death” is one that springs to mind, they would also say things like "do not worry, it is natural to show a fear prior to death"

[NNescio]

I googled Sigmar and the first result was a wikipedia page saying he's a warhammer deity that united barbarians, but it doesn't say anything about tennants of his faith... can you enlighten us?


The antibodies in the Doctor Who episode from the other day (lets kill hitler) had sme potentially good ones though:
You will feel a slight tingling sensation followed by death” is one that springs to mind, they would also say things like "do not worry, it is natural to show a fear prior to death"

He's basically the fantasy equivalent of Warhammer 40K's Emperor of Mankind.

Think Heironeous but hammier.

Alternatively, the Burning Hate variant of Pelor.

[Omeganaut]

Let's see...

How about some Hulk: Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry

Sigmar Smash!

In the name of the true hero!

Sigmar Sigmar Sigmar, We are killar, killar, killar (in sorority girl voice)

You're going to need a better armor.

Another one bites the rust!

You don't need no stinking Phalanges!

Go back to whence you came. Wait, that sounds dirty...

This is taking it easy on you!

Begone Heather. Wait, you say its heathen. You're mother's heather! Oh, she really is, well, that's a coincidence.

[ShneekeyTheLost]

Really, any quote from Manowar works, but I think quoting [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2q5kidXHuo]this[/quote] song works particularly well...

[dgnslyr]

Feel my hammer, and know God.

I serve Sigmar! Hear his name and tremble!

None survive the wrath of Sigmar!

Taste my steel, and know justice.

Meet my hammer, and be atoned.

*just for fun*
Justice is served, in thirty minutes or less!