D&D Demotivators Episode V: The Demotivator Strikes Back

[The Tygre]

Older threads can be found here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150356), here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186632), here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=190052), and here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199834).

You can make demotivators here (http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php).

You can check for the source of images here (http://www.tineye.com/).

Now here's some Sigil Prep to get things rolling.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/AncestralWeapon.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/CalmFury.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/DeathsFane.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/StonefireRager.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/WinterFury.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/CoiledSerpent.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/LuminescentSwarm.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/PackLord.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/PrimalSummoner.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/SovereignBeast.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/SpiralWindsAlly.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/StormSpeaker.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/WhirlingSamara.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/Dhampyr.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/Revenants.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/Vistani.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/Wilden.jpg

[Kobold-Bard]

Random Google motivators so I'm subbed to the thread:
http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad248/locke61dv/psion.jpg

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6769/motivator5e64e890d21ee7.jpg

Remember Playgrounders: It's rude to post without a posting a motivator :smallsmile:

[Volos]

Warning, Truth Approaching

http://i52.tinypic.com/5k1u28.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/esp6ya.jpg

[Welknair]

For posterity's sake:


WELKNAIR'S DUMPS OF AWESOMENESS:
(Recommended reading to avoid re-posts)

Dump 1
Part 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10383399&postcount=343)
Part 2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10383600&postcount=349)
Part 3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10383663&postcount=350)

Dump 2
Part 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10449502&postcount=717)
Part 2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10450054&postcount=729) (Be careful of swears in your posters, kiddies)

Dump 3
Part 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10503546&postcount=1352)
Part 2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10504261&postcount=1368)
Part 3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10504674&postcount=1388)

Dump 4
Part 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10513058&postcount=23)
Part 2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10513694&postcount=37)

Dump 5
Part 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10526243&postcount=129) (Short-ish)

Dump 6
Part 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10540208&postcount=218)
Part 2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10540415&postcount=219) (Short, and end)

Disclaimer: All of my dumps are results of me reading entire RPGnet Motivator threads, picking out the best ones (imo, of course). As such, I have made none of these and do not know sources of the original images, save that they may have been mentioned in the thread in question, but I am too busy reading the hundreds of motivators to copy and record sources as well. Then again, the knowledge of my fellow board-mates is ever-surprising and they usually seem to be able to find things.

[Morph Bark]

Posting in the name of the Tick.

EDIT: Darn motivator won't show. :smallfrown:

[Eldan]

Warning, Truth Approaching

http://i53.tinypic.com/esp6ya.jpg[/SPOILER]

That's not true!

I don't use a notebook.

[Nidogg]

Warning, Truth Approaching

http://i52.tinypic.com/5k1u28.jpg


Thats not true either! The players efforts to look that awesome always fail.

[Venom3053000]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/Motivational%20Posters/MOTIVATION.jpg

[The-Mage-King]

We're only on the first page, and we already have 20 or so demotivators! This is a new record!

[golentan]

Shiny, new thread smell...

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/271/2/e/epic_small_by_golentan-d4b7z2q.jpg

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/271/2/1/epic_big_by_golentan-d4b7zuy.jpg

[Winds]

I never can figure out how to actually post them. Do I have to get them hosted, or is there a way to post the ones on my computer?

[Hiro Protagonest]

You can make Demotivators without having to sign up on a website here (http://wigflip.com/automotivator/). Just save to imgur.

Edit: @^: To host images, copy-pasta into .

http://i.imgur.com/ESsAP.jpg

[The Deej]

/delurk

I contribute:


http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad53/warhawk6_photos/Optimization_car.jpg


tough to come up with a good subtitle for that one.

[Ksheep]

Here, have a few more posters.
http://i.imgur.com/iqLTy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DJGLt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vdcSx.jpg

[Venom3053000]

For posterity's sake:

what are the name of the comics in Dump 2 they look like something i might read



Edit Huh the list is not appearing

[Winds]

Helpful advice


Thaaaank you.

A couple Metroid ones, since I've been playing that recently.

http://i.imgur.com/njHlQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XmmrY.jpg

[Laura Eternata]

My first attempt at these:

http://i.imgur.com/fycK6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RUzii.jpg
Just imagine how long just initiative will take...

http://i.imgur.com/rCddi.jpg

[Welknair]

what are the name of the comics in Dump 2 they look like something i might read



Edit Huh the list is not appearing

Are you referring to the one in this motivator?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/The_Griffin/poster_NonviolentProcedure.jpg

Let me answer that:



Disclaimer: All of my dumps are results of me reading entire RPGnet Motivator threads, picking out the best ones (imo, of course). As such, I have made none of these and do not know sources of the original images, save that they may have been mentioned in the thread in question, but I am too busy reading the hundreds of motivators to copy and record sources as well. Then again, the knowledge of my fellow board-mates is ever-surprising and they usually seem to be able to find things.

I sadly do not know the source comic. Though reading back through that, I'd kinda like to know myself.. Does anyone here know what that comic is?

Also, by default when you quote a post, quotes within that post are not quoted. If you really want to, you need to manually insert it.

Edit: Wow, there was more than just that. I suppose you'll need to narrow it down. Here's all the others I could find:


http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i210/mapleflag/RPGNet/shadowrunexplains.jpg
(No clue)

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/3457/railroad3987331dl8.jpg
(This one is Girl Genius (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/))

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/The_Griffin/poster_Quests-FirstLevel.jpg
(This one is Cheer (http://www.cheercomic.com/))

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SZhofVTndII/AAAAAAAAHpY/lBxrETJd9M8/s800/Drows%20and%20Elves%201.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SZhod0K-u8I/AAAAAAAAHpQ/6P-n0x46CT8/s800/Drows%20and%20Elves%202.jpg
(No clue)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/3290466418_38cc73edc4_o_d.jpg
(No clue)

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7785/motivator3403443cr6.jpg
(Girl Genius again)

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/SenseMotive.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/successintimidate.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/improvsocial.jpg
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6609/steampunkmeetsfantasy.jpg
(More Cheer)

I think that's all of them.

[Orsen]

I've got a small theme for mine.
http://i.imgur.com/8zcRA.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/RCViS.jpg

[flabort]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/3290466418_38cc73edc4_o_d.jpg
(No clue)


Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures (http://missmab.com/).

I still don't have posters to pay my backtax :smallfrown:, but "I helped!".:smallbiggrin:

[Iamyourking]

I have not posted in a while so here's a new one.
http://i.imgur.com/g5r7s.jpg

[Esprit15]

http://i.imgur.com/Gt2NL.jpg

Yes, this actually happened to me IRL.

[Marnath]

The drow and elves one is from Yet another fantasy gamer comic. (http://yafgc.net/)

Edit: Occasional nudity. Especially the earlier story arcs.

[FlyingScanian]

Some random motivators, mostly from older threads (and none done by me...)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/Andy-P/Motivationals/PCs-1.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/Andy-P/Motivationals/Books-hoard.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/Andy-P/Motivationals/Knowledgeistowermotiv.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/Andy-P/Motivationals/motivator1343302.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/Andy-P/Motivationals/motivator2037870.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/Andy-P/Motivationals/motivator7826360gz0.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/Andy-P/Motivationals/motivator8185511zk9.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/Andy-P/Motivationals/Munchkinvehicle.jpg

[Feriority]

Awesome Sigil Prep posts


I've seen the Sigil Prep site, and it seems to be in the process of rebuilding, but there's not a whole lot there. Is there a lot more content somewhere else, or perhaps a community that the site is based on that uses the setting?

Also, the Shadowrun poster with the twin wands, Hurt and Burn, comes from Penny Arcade.

[hiryuu]

Ooh, ooh! I have some!

http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv115/gaias_hiccup/subtlety.jpg

A couple of things that came up during hunting for resources for my writing and for my next campaign:

http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv115/gaias_hiccup/quetzal.jpg

http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv115/gaias_hiccup/sternapache.jpg

***************

http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv115/gaias_hiccup/craftlove.jpg

http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv115/gaias_hiccup/besm.jpg

And, not a demotivator, but still:

http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv115/gaias_hiccup/rangersscp.jpg

It's funnier if you know of SCP (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/main).

[Eldan]

Are you referring to the one in this motivator?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/The_Griffin/poster_NonviolentProcedure.jpg

Let me answer that:



I sadly do not know the source comic. Though reading back through that, I'd kinda like to know myself.. Does anyone here know what that comic is?

Also, by default when you quote a post, quotes within that post are not quoted. If you really want to, you need to manually insert it.

Edit: Wow, there was more than just that. I suppose you'll need to narrow it down. Here's all the others I could find:


http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i210/mapleflag/RPGNet/shadowrunexplains.jpg
(No clue)

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/3457/railroad3987331dl8.jpg
(This one is Girl Genius (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/))

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/The_Griffin/poster_Quests-FirstLevel.jpg
(This one is Cheer (http://www.cheercomic.com/))

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SZhofVTndII/AAAAAAAAHpY/lBxrETJd9M8/s800/Drows%20and%20Elves%201.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SZhod0K-u8I/AAAAAAAAHpQ/6P-n0x46CT8/s800/Drows%20and%20Elves%202.jpg
(No clue)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/3290466418_38cc73edc4_o_d.jpg
(No clue)

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7785/motivator3403443cr6.jpg
(Girl Genius again)

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/SenseMotive.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/successintimidate.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/improvsocial.jpg
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6609/steampunkmeetsfantasy.jpg
(More Cheer)

I think that's all of them.


I can help here. Let's see.

The Nonviolent Procedure is Errant Story (http://www.errantstory.com/). A fantasy (with some magitech) comic that's actually pretty nice. Used to read its archive for a while, then caught up with the running comic, got bored and left.

Shadowrun: That's The Sorcellator. A parody that came up on Penny Arcade a few times.

Girl Genius was explained.

Cheer I hadn't heard about myself.

Drows and Elves is yafgc, or Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic. Read that one for a while, was pretty funny. Not sure why I stopped.

PC plans: no idea.

[Heliomance]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/316169_195791780488129_152301921503782_471041_1483 075_n.jpg

Not D&D related, but cute.

[Morph Bark]

That's not true!

I don't use a notebook.

Do you use a facebook? :smalltongue:


http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/316169_195791780488129_152301921503782_471041_1483 075_n.jpg

Not D&D related, but cute.

Great campaign idea. :smallamused:

[Eldan]

Facebook, eh?
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4733/motivator3595f8df1b653f.jpg

[Nidogg]

I have not posted in a while so here's a new one.
http://i.imgur.com/g5r7s.jpg

Jarate? NOOOOO!

[Eldan]

What is that thing landing on? A beached whale with a giant rabbit skull in it's mouth?

[Iamyourking]

It's a zombie anthropomorphic rabbit; all that is left of the beast of fire and metal I posted last thread. The jar is all that is left of the chimp (A frog drank him).

[Morty]

My first attempt:

http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss47/Michals901/HighLevelFighterMotivator.jpg

I wonder how easily recognizable it is... I was torn between him and Fingolfin.

[The Dark Fiddler]

{{{snip}}}

Not D&D related, but cute.


Great campaign idea. :smallamused:

Looks like a Little Fears game to me. Sort of.

[Notreallyhere77]

Are you referring to the one in this motivator?


Edit: Wow, there was more than just that. I suppose you'll need to narrow it down. Here's all the others I could find:


http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i210/mapleflag/RPGNet/shadowrunexplains.jpg
(No clue)

Penny Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com/)



http://lh5.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SZhofVTndII/AAAAAAAAHpY/lBxrETJd9M8/s800/Drows%20and%20Elves%201.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_1RxErVX3uQA/SZhod0K-u8I/AAAAAAAAHpQ/6P-n0x46CT8/s800/Drows%20and%20Elves%202.jpg
(No clue)


Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic. (http://yafgc.net/)

EDIT: Sorry, didn't see two of you already answered that. My bad.

[Mikeavelli]

Because Lord of the Rings is totally Metal, this is a series of Fingolfin Vs. Morgoth posters, with Lyrics from Time Stands Still (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWDR_ncgqwg).



http://i.imgur.com/CQlUg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9liS6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2kNZr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/q23fR.jpg

[Hanuman]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1217/motivator898e2eb9cded0c.jpg
I think all dnd players should learn how to train themselves though dnd. Then when they realize they don't know anything, seek out actual training.

[MrRigger]

First motivator.

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/6881/motivator4afc7596caa847.jpg

MrRigger

[Darthteej]

{{scrubbed; bad link}}

[Urpriest]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/316169_195791780488129_152301921503782_471041_1483 075_n.jpg

Not D&D related, but cute.

Where'd ya find that, just curious?

[Yora]

I just made a huge realization:

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3923/motivator9eab03de7f66d8.jpg

[Hiro Protagonest]

http://i.imgur.com/Db0Km.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7JWQC.jpg

[Vknight]

First motivator.

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/6881/motivator4afc7596caa847.jpg

MrRigger

This just feels right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boenbohMSa8) cause everyone wants to be one

Vknight will return soon with motivators

[Heliomance]

Where'd ya find that, just curious?

Facebook, one of my friends posted it.

[Notreallyhere77]

Here's a few I made just now!

http://i.imgur.com/lvTJW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Kc7bT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wZWkP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XWk1X.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/n4rOC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SmR7w.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/x97tx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/grmUz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4uPcR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/iCTdd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ISYWc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QCn6a.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/oGJQQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GnURa.jpg


Hope you enjoyed these!

[flabort]

Here's a few I made just now!

http://i.imgur.com/lvTJW.jpg



Hope you enjoyed these!

What's the source on this one? I must know!!!!!!!

[byaku rai]

The lego one makes me so happy... T,T

[Iamyourking]

Since my last one was treated so well, here's more:

http://i.imgur.com/3xBCE.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/h0SLo.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/KgxZI.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nQzF9.jpg

and just to shake things up:
http://i.imgur.com/ElVCS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xPd9T.jpg

[Doorhandle]

ZOOFIGHTS!!!!!!!!!

Now you really ARE my king.

[Iamyourking]

Yep, #3 in post count with 5 cameos (Including in the race I featured), chief arguer for Black Rabbath, tallier of votes, only supporter for Raptorcycle in the world, and mortal enemy of a talking orange, a seagull, a German bastard with an accordion for a head, and the Red Scout from Team Fortress 2.

[Doorhandle]

edit: oh wow, I just lurk there. I would squeal but it would be undignified.
Also I finally know what a lapine hellfire engine is.
Now to pay my taxes

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/457/mmthethrid.jpg

I don't think I used the right term for the mutants and masterminds power that lets you do this...
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7632/inspirew.jpg
http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/2299/inoppertrune.jpg
http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/2446/horzez.jpg
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/790/seige.jpg
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7919/skrull.jpg
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9430/twob.jpg

There is a hidden joke here that optimizers will pick up.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7691/ultimatelifegod.jpg
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4169/manips.jpg
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6946/vaderj.jpg

Must have one hell of an Armour-check penalty though. Why else would he stomp around?

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2451/bosste.jpg
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8052/avatardx.jpg
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/281/agodf.jpg
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9669/aaaa1mot.jpg

"The term is javelin."

[Iamyourking]

You seriously just made my day. I'm no Gezora or Crunk Wizard; but I never considered that I might have fanboys.

Anyways, to take a break from the Chronicles of Animal Pugilism:

http://i.imgur.com/z1WZ2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0rLyj.jpg


I'd do more, but I don't have many pictures on hand. I'll have to see if I can find any good images of my Four Dragons.

[AngelSword]

Saw this on Memebase.
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/demotivational-posters-clerics.jpg (http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/09/30/demotivational-posters-clerics/)

[Das Platyvark]

@ Doorhandle: What's the source for that OotS-40k one?

[Geigan]

Expanding on the League of Legends posters I started last thread.
http://i.imgur.com/yHeIq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ed8Pk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Lrm21.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2ALYo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FaMvG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rEgYP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GXeL8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Tbjr5.jpg

[nyarlathotep]

small tax

http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss175/Nyarlathotep1/kogmaw_motivator.jpg

[Delusion]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9430/twob.jpg



You should be ashamed for that pun, even if it was unintented.

[aazru]

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/crossover.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/thirdoption.jpg
And a dump of my previos works:

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/motivatorc498757d6deeabc48066c8cc4806dd69a49f43c6. jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/motivator3f257f2cdcaa8bf6bbfd4b4e5dadba310c7c4e16. jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/motivator2abb661dc14a9281a7fa8d04129129cca92faa7f. jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/takeashark.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/automotivator.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/madness.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/templates.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/aberrations.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/friendlyfire.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/optimize.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/villains.jpg

[flumphy]

You should be ashamed for that pun, even if it was unintented.

The best part is that Arthas actually does win. Of course, if we are to go by game mechanics, his weapon had a higher enhancement bonus.

[Notreallyhere77]

What's the source on this one? I must know!!!!!!!

I think it was from the Brikwars website, but I'm not really sure anymore. I've had that pic on my hard drive for years.

[Winds]

The novel of the event said they were about the same. Arthas must have rolled a crit.

[Doorhandle]

You should be ashamed for that pun, even if it was unintented

Well I must doubly apologize for being so underhanded as that was ENTIRELY my intention and I have no shame from it. :smallbiggrin:


@ Doorhandle: What's the source for that OotS-40k one?


It's from the web-comic "Well that was unexpected" on these very forums.
it's more of a mess of stettings though. That grey tau with the hole in his face is actually a super-zombie, and a Gish at that.

[Ksheep]

Here's another one. Stumbled upon the image, instantly knew it needed a good demotivator.

http://i.imgur.com/ajS2q.jpg

[Morph Bark]

The novel of the event said they were about the same. Arthas must have rolled a crit.

What's the title of that novel? I haven't read any Warcraft novels (just three manga booklets), but this one sounds worthy.

[Cerlis]

What's the title of that novel? I haven't read any Warcraft novels (just three manga booklets), but this one sounds worthy.

I believe it was simply "Arthas" which i BELIEVE was by that girl (christie goldman?) who fans like It details him from a boy to when he breaks out of the frozen throne. since it includes everything arthas there is some repeat of events in the game.

There is a major reveal at the end (well semi major i guess) that was an eye opener for my mind (do to having a character or two impacted by Arthas' personal motivations) and a veeery touching death scene which really explains Some of his other actions.

Great book IMO.

[Mordokai]

Arthas, Rise of the Lich King, me thinks. To be honest, I didn't really like it, since it seemed like a transcript of W3:RoC human campaign. I don't know what came first, the game or the book, so it may have been the other way around. Her other novel, Rise of the Horde, was much better, in my opinion.

Though I'm not really sure which reveal you're speaking about. Mind sharing the info with me? In spoilers, if need be.

[GolemsVoice]

christie goldman?

Christie Golden is the name. I've not read anything by her yet, but from what one hears on the internet she is one of the better writers for WoW.

[Doorhandle]

Nice conversation and all, buuut i'm going to say get back on topic beofre we annoy the mods.


Speaking of tracks:

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/3176/otr.jpg
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7899/55063798.jpg

[hangedman1984]

My first poster, hope this works...
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/310537_286900777989766_100000095371500_1250427_146 6185738_n.jpg

[Doorhandle]

Good point!

...Although... wouldn't that mean there were some tibbit commoners:smalleek:?!

[*.*.*.*]

My second demotivator
http://i.imgur.com/kKgtB.jpg

[Iamyourking]

I know I said I'd hold off, but I just couldn't resist:
http://i.imgur.com/9fQTp.jpg

For the curious, that turtle is about 20 miles long and it's up to a boxing elephant, a lobster in a mech suit, a giant lucha libre armadillo, and a pair of gun wielding pangolins to stop it.

[Doorhandle]

Is it flipping them off?

...it totally is.

[Iamyourking]

It's The God Damn Snapture, what do you think? (He's flipping off the world)

[Necroticplague]

one of mine:http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/15/a7c224ae-7e91-4c3b-836b-beed4a583b68.jpg

[Doorhandle]

Very succinct, but I think I've seen it like 5 times.

Also, another steaming pile of posters!

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1392/eediq.jpg

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/866/motivatorc17964ef30adcf.jpg

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4020/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaga.jpg

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2166/81371187.jpg

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7046/cyberdrider.jpg

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2434/66247927.jpg

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4921/druidkt.jpg

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/4861/89098464.jpg

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/467/45193998.jpg

[Tavar]

What's the third one down referencing?

[Doorhandle]

It's meant to be a blade of grass, and it's referencing a MSPFA of some note: (http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?39738-Masquerade-Formerly-The-Broccoli-Gang/page18)

[Maquise]

One based on my favorite books as a kid:

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2393/motivatora0b342cea6b377.jpg


Another:
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8905/motivatord544d682b76918.jpg

[Hiro Protagonest]

One based on my favorite books as a kid:

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2393/motivatora0b342cea6b377.jpg


Redwall? REDWALL!

[Maquise]

Redwall? REDWALL!

Yes, sorry for not being clear.

[Forum Explorer]

Yes, sorry for not being clear.

we need more Redwall. MORE REDWALL! :smallbiggrin:

Also where is that picture from?

[Hiro Protagonest]

we need more Redwall. MORE REDWALL! :smallbiggrin:

Also where is that picture from?

I think its from the bad movie version.

Also, there's another one (http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rogue_Crew) coming out. That makes... 22.

[Iamyourking]

That came out 5 months ago, why are you using the future tense?

[Hiro Protagonest]

That came out 5 months ago, why are you using the future tense?

It did? I missed that.

[GoblinArchmage]

Nice conversation and all, buuut i'm going to say get back on topic beofre we annoy the mods.


Speaking of tracks:

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/3176/otr.jpg
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7899/55063798.jpg

Going off of that:

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/10/07/ed07s0mlmm.jpg

[Iamyourking]

It did? I missed that.

Your link outright says it came out in May, and that's when I obtained my own copy.

[Hiro Protagonest]

Your link outright says it came out in May, and that's when I obtained my own copy.

It's because I had looked at a news page on that site, then just linked the book page, and it said it was coming out in paperback in April, 2012.

[The Glyphstone]

Guess it was released in hardcover earlier?

[Traab]

Guess it was released in hardcover earlier?

Usually are. A lot of books are released hardcover for 6 months or so, then paperback. I guess they hope to force people to buy the 4x as expensive hardcover book if they want to find out what happens next in a series 6 months sooner.

[Yora]

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3047/motivator8136552b1d1b18.jpg

[Eldan]

Would that be Koschei?

[Yora]

Yes, the immortal wizard who can not be killed because his soul is hidden away in a super-secure place.

[some guy]

Lurking tax:
http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x378/LunarTick/sanitymotivator.jpg

[Eldan]

Yes, the immortal wizard who can not be killed because his soul is hidden away in a super-secure place.

Nice. I also only just now noticed we have matching avatars.

[golentan]

Nice. I also only just now noticed we have matching avatars.

On which creepy epiphany I have a motivator for youze guyz.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/280/a/c/refluffs_by_golentan-d4c2xl0.jpg

[TheJudicator]

Inspired by a thread up in the 3.5 forum. I'm sure those of you who know will know which one :P

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c275/dragonmage13/motivator36c0a3be0bfa10222bfb95124960c6d075f7baeb. jpg

[Heliomance]

It's because I had looked at a news page on that site, then just linked the book page, and it said it was coming out in paperback in April, 2012.

But Brian Jacques is dead O_o

[byaku rai]

Since when? O_o

[Kobold-Bard]

Since when? O_o

Since February apparently. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Jacques)

Will pay tax later.

[Hiro Protagonest]

But Brian Jacques is dead O_o

I know that. There's a time difference between "done" and "published".

[Laura Eternata]

According to wikipedia, since February.

Tax:
http://i.imgur.com/MtFsm.jpg

EDIT: I have been Saged. 'Tis the price of paying taxes.

Here's another one for good measure.
http://i.imgur.com/YyIeQ.jpg

[Xiander]

Laura Eternata, i have a question for you.

Where did you get a picture of my cat?

[Laura Eternata]

I gotta ask, which one? 'Cause if it's the second, then I think I might just have to steal it from you.

[hayabusa]

Well, here's my first attempt. It's slightly off-center and partially untrue. It is mathmatically possible...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/Sunclan/UnleashedDemotivator.jpg

[Xiander]

I gotta ask, which one? 'Cause if it's the second, then I think I might just have to steal it from you.

It's the second one, seriously my girlfreind initially thought it was a picture of him. I t fits right down to the expression on it's face.

[Heliomance]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3154/motivatorc8ee134d701b3b.jpg
Who remembers this show?

[Morph Bark]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3154/motivatorc8ee134d701b3b.jpg

I didn't realize Albert was an owlbear.

[Doorhandle]

...I have no freaking idea.

[hayabusa]

And here's my second attempt.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/Sunclan/BalancedEncounters.jpg

[Nepenthe]

A little late to the conversation, but I think Jacques has been using ghost writers since somewhere around Lord Brocktree. Remember how he announced that he wouldn't write any more because of his arthritis? Plus the voice of that book just seemed... off somehow. That's when I stopped reading the series.

On that note:
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6169/6231327595_b4317b636d.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thiskindnepenthe/6231327595/)

[hamishspence]

I think Jacques has been using ghost writers since somewhere around Lord Brocktree. Remember how he announced that he wouldn't write any more because of his arthritis? Plus the voice of that book just seemed... off somehow. That's when I stopped reading the series.

Odd. I thought it was the last Redwall book to have a "feel" that fitted the older novels.

And "These are the days of Ungatt Trunn" certainly felt right for the setting.

[Spiryt]

Can you get a good grip on a rapier with bear paw?

[Hawkfrost000]

Can you get a good grip on a rapier with bear paw?

no, not at all.

DM

[Maquise]

no, not at all.

DM

You can't get a good grip on anything with a bear paw.

[DeadManSleeping]

Human flesh.

Absolutes are bad for you. :smallwink:

[The Glyphstone]

Not that either - you don't grip human flesh in your bear paws, you tear it apart and grip it in your bear jaws, which are excellent at such.

[flabort]

Why would you want to grip such a skinny sword with a cookie? :smallconfused:

[Yora]

Why is nobody providing pictures for these ideas?

[Kaun]

You can't get a good grip on anything with a bear paw.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/duct-tape-demotivational-poster-1253034801.jpg

[Maquise]

Yes, but how would you wrap the duct tape?

[Kaun]

Yes, but how would you wrap the duct tape?

Who knows but the positive is its a problem that only needs to be overcome once!

[BiblioRook]

http://www.macromeme.com/cat/school-alignment-chart.jpg

[Esprit15]

Not seeing the lawful evil or chaotic evil ones, but otherwise really good.

[GoblinArchmage]

I think we all know that the original run of Dexter's Laboratory was the greatest cartoon show ever, and I also think that we all know what the best episode was.

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/10/11/74cb1401xj.jpg

[Mono Vertigo]

/snip

Crap. I had all of the CE ones.
All of them.
*shakes fist*

[Eldan]

Luckily, those tend to drop out after the first semester or two.

[Morph Bark]

I think we all know that the original run of Dexter's Laboratory was the greatest cartoon show ever, and I also think that we all know what the best episode was.

I never even knew about that episode. Hodarn.

[GoblinArchmage]

I never even knew about that episode. Hodarn.

I'm pretty sure that it was my first exposure to D&D. It was really a great episode, complete with references to oddly shaped dice, rulebooks, TPKs, different classes, and Gary Gygax.

[Eldan]

Gary Gygax.

Did he roll on a table for whether he was pleased to meet people? :smalltongue:

Somehow, there's a demotivator in there. I'll have to think on this.

[GoblinArchmage]

Did he roll on a table for whether he was pleased to meet people? :smalltongue:

Somehow, there's a demotivator in there. I'll have to think on this.

Gygax himself wasn't in the episode, but...
Dexter's first choice for what he wanted his character to be, after DeeDee took over DMing, was a knight named Gygax.

[Eldan]

I see.

Anyway, here:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4587/automotivatorul.jpg

[faceroll]

This cracks me up:
http://i.imgur.com/O1SFf.jpg

[thorr-kan]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh240/thorr-kan/Demotivators/GNOMESWAT.jpg

[Thyrian]

Lurker Tax:


http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7175/basiliskposter.jpg

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6465/berserkposter.jpg

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/8493/vaderposter.jpg


Not sure how well known that symbol is but well, I think anyone who knows it understands COMPLETELY

[Heliomance]

What's the symbol? Tineye has failed me.

[Eldan]

From the Anime berserk. You get when you are about to be eaten by demons. If you survive, it starts bleeding and hurting whenever a demon gets near.

[Thyrian]

The Demonic symbol from Berserk, you have it on you and it attracts demons who want to kill you, forever- and the series Author understand the idea of 'demons and mad creatures'.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8665/direposter.jpg

[Eldan]

That's probably one of the least horrific looking creatures you could have found in the series.

[Thyrian]

That's probably one of the least horrific looking creatures you could have found in the series.

I wasn't quite sure what level is appropriate on the Forums so I decided to be safe- besides I got to make a Dire joke. I feel a loving Slan would not have been appropriate.

[Eldan]

Fair enough. Berserk hits just about the entire list of "Forum inappropriate" topics.

[Thyrian]

Although after watching the anime 24& 25 I was COMPLETELY in the right mood to let a TPK happen during the boss-fight. I didn't go out of my way to make them die but neither did I start offering avenues of escape or ways out.... I'm sorry I was looking for an appropriate TPK poster from that part of the manga- but there's nothing appropriate.

[Acaleus]

http://sp3.fotolog.com/photo/19/47/3/ultimate_xtremo/1252684772261_f.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/CGreypaw/Funny%20Pictures/Demotivators/dexterity.jpg

[Ksheep]

Lurker tax
http://i.imgur.com/IqwJG.jpg

[CodeRed]

Lurker tax
http://i.imgur.com/IqwJG.jpg

If your having book problems I feel bad for you son...

[Vorpalbob]

Lurker Tax
http://i.imgur.com/JRTxx.jpg

[Dr paradox]

I'm pretty sure that it was my first exposure to D&D. It was really a great episode, complete with references to oddly shaped dice, rulebooks, TPKs, different classes, and Gary Gygax.

aw man, mine too! I loved this episode, but I didn't connect that there was an actual game like it, so I tried making my own imitation, with a crudely mapped pre-made dungeon and little clay men, each with a makeshift character sheet. I can't remember what the rules were, I was like four or five at the time. I didn't get into D&D for real until 2008, but that episode was the first I ever heard of it. I really wish I could find it again someplace.

[NikitaDarkstar]

lurker tax.. well minor.

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/0c2b34ea0070a979ea6d922e2a3f81a3/12000%20-%20demotivational%20flutterage%20fluttershy%20meme %20motivational_poster.jpg

[GoblinArchmage]

aw man, mine too! I loved this episode, but I didn't connect that there was an actual game like it, so I tried making my own imitation, with a crudely mapped pre-made dungeon and little clay men, each with a makeshift character sheet. I can't remember what the rules were, I was like four or five at the time. I didn't get into D&D for real until 2008, but that episode was the first I ever heard of it. I really wish I could find it again someplace.

I think that I may have done the same thing, or at least wanted to, but I don't remember how old I was. I was probably thinking about that episode back in middle school, though, when I came upon the starter set in a store.

I really miss Dexter's Lab (the original run by Genndy Tartakovsky, not the crappy episodes with diferent writers, artists, and voice actors that Cartoon Network made after Ego Trip). Someday I should invest in some DVDs of the whole original series.

Anyway, back on topic.

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/10/13/d8ttleq0ym.jpg

[Doorhandle]

Lurker Tax
http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator341259a0a1862b019855c559c0dde271111b4fbd. jpg

Alright I recognise the horse...

Who's the lizardman?

[Heliomance]

Lurker Tax
http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator341259a0a1862b019855c559c0dde271111b4fbd. jpg

Bighugelabs doesn't store images. It's gone.

[Mono Vertigo]

Tax:
http://i.imgur.com/WZFth.jpg

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8665/direposter.jpg

I see your demonic tiger, and I raise you the Dagre a better demonic tiger:
http://i.imgur.com/ZSEaI.jpg

[ryu]

Um why is the area from its right shoulder to the spine curving off into space?

[Eldan]

I think that's supposed to be a shoulder blade.

[ryu]

Then why is the other one asymmetrically in? He seems to be looking more or less forward with maybe a slight lean to the right (His left). Certainly not enough to make that kind of difference.

[Eldan]

He's standing on a step with one foot. That would make a difference, but certainly not that much.

[Morph Bark]

Different kind of anatomy pushing the shoulder blade further outward? Big cats get their shoulder blades pushed outwards pretty far pretty easily, so bigger (dire) cats might have that amplified/emphasized.

[Mono Vertigo]

There are many things wrong anatomically speaking with this monster (and that's intentional), among which a neck that's way longer than it should be, which can't be seen there. And huge glowing eyes. And the mouth. Oh, and the size, too. :smallyuk:
Another one from the same source:
http://i.imgur.com/aEfcX.jpg

[NikitaDarkstar]

Alright I recognise the horse...

Who's the lizardman?

I'm fairly certain it's supposed to be Spike if the unicorn is Twilight Sparkle.

[Vorpalbob]

I'm fairly certain it's supposed to be Spike if the unicorn is Twilight Sparkle.

Bingo! Thanks for playing.
BTW, I'm going to fix the image location once I get home. I don't have access from school.
EDIT: Link fixed!

[Delusion]

There are many things wrong anatomically speaking with this monster (and that's intentional), among which a neck that's way longer than it should be, which can't be seen there. And huge glowing eyes. And the mouth. Oh, and the size, too. :smallyuk:
Another one from the same source:
http://i.imgur.com/aEfcX.jpg

Where is that from? ^^

[Mono Vertigo]

http://www.meekcomic.com/
Extremely good webcomic. :smallsmile:
Warning though: while the current page is completely SFW, the first chapter... isn't (non-sexual nudity).

[DeadManSleeping]

http://www.meekcomic.com/
Extremely good webcomic. :smallsmile:
Warning though: while the current page is completely SFW, the first chapter... isn't (non-sexual nudity).

Sadly, though, the comic is dead. I don't expect to see updates on it ever again.

[hayabusa]

Seeing that book one reminded me of something...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/Sunclan/Familiar_Face.jpg

Reused artwork.

[Noedig]

Lurker tax, GO!

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/10/14/29zcsw1e6w.jpg

[Doorhandle]

Seeing that book one reminded me of something...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/Sunclan/Familiar_Face.jpg

Reused artwork.

Is the joke the fact that it is a generic skeleton?

Anyway I have a few Hammerfall posters to share;



http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/6051/motivatorb995f8c8010875.jpg

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8742/motivatora1203a394679c9.jpg

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7953/motivator8389376924b8e6.jpg

http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/4752/motivator77714a887211d2.jpg

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/9893/motivator8c2b4d5ffa57ad.jpg

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/4232/motivator7b7432d8926a5f.jpg

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7356/motivator6e1f337f8e7f26.jpg

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6760/motivator01a7956e046e33.jpg



And now some more spritly ones:



http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3513/motivator1e4378c3d6efc6.jpg

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/6787/motivator93a4ffe06762f6.jpg

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9960/deedbothgreatandasinine.png

[hayabusa]

Is the joke the fact that it is a generic skeleton?

Eh, not quite as widespread as I thought. The skeleton bursting through the door was on the cover of the Eye of the Beholder computer game, an issue of Dragon magazine and I think a novel and a softcover. It was also one of the dividers issued in one of the Monstrous Compendiums. The joke was that that particular picture had been reused heavily. I guess if it had been the orcs and giants on a snowy backdrop it might have been more obvious.

No new image right now, so... Next?

[Necroticplague]

One I made after seeing Meek.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/15/508551d6-c276-477d-8fe8-3686b3eaccc4.jpg

[Morph Bark]

Sadly, though, the comic is dead. I don't expect to see updates on it ever again.

Guess what (http://www.meekcomic.com/2011/10/15/3-38/). :smalltongue:

[Mono Vertigo]

I knew you were defeatists! Now be good GitP-ers and go read it. :smallbiggrin:

[SlyGuyMcFly]

Guess what (http://www.meekcomic.com/2011/10/15/3-38/). :smalltongue:

Le shock. And le joy.

Also le tax:

http://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu55/EvenHuman/RayCharlesDemot.jpg

[Venger]

Just finished marathoning parts I through V and felt a combination of disappointment (there are no more posters) and elation (I can finally share a poster with y'all)

this is my first one, so apologies if the formatting html is improper.


http://s1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/JokerChaoticEvil.jpg

[Venger]

Just finished marathoning parts I through V and felt a combination of disappointment (there are no more posters) and elation (I can finally share a poster with y'all)

this is my first one, so apologies if the formatting html is improper.


http://s1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/JokerChaoticEvil.jpg

figured out the url tags, so here's the rest! joker was part of a series that I did. hope y'all like it!



http://s1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/SupermanLawfulGood.jpg

http://s1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/WonderWomanNeutralGood.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/BatmanChaoticGood.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/ChristianBaleLawfulNeutral.jpg

http://s1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/MidnighterTrueNeutral.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/TheDoctorChaoticNeutral.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/RasAlGhulLawfulEvil.jpg

http://s1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/HarleyQuinnNeutralEvil.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/JokerChaoticEvil.jpg

and then here's the whole thing all in one picture:

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/ScrewAlignment.jpg

[Gamgee]

Well, here's my first attempt. It's slightly off-center and partially untrue. It is mathmatically possible...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/Sunclan/UnleashedDemotivator.jpg

Actually you can. You slam 1 tie fighter into another. Not two into each other, though the drawing certainly looks like that's what's going on.

Edit
I know for a fact this can happen because my player did this when he was super tired and wanted that particular boss fight to end fast.

[Dr.Epic]

http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/thor-destroyer.jpg
"This one time, I came this close to killing Thor. Anyone else get close to killing a deity?"

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/110/a/b/Kratos___God_Of_War_by_Ninjatic.jpg
"Not only have I done this, I once killed a colossus with my bear strength alone. Is there anyone who can match that claim?"

http://gamecola.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/wander7op.jpg
"Yes. Sixteen times in fact."

[Hiro Protagonest]

"Not only have I done this, I once killed a colossus with my bear strength alone. Is there anyone who can match that claim?"

I wasn't aware the god of war was Bearington Bearman. :smalltongue:

[Welknair]

I wasn't aware the god of war was Bearington Bearman. :smalltongue:

At least Buffy isn't offering Edward a steak. :smalltongue:

[hayabusa]

Actually you can. You slam 1 tie fighter into another. Not two into each other, though the drawing certainly looks like that's what's going on.

Edit
I know for a fact this can happen because my player did this when he was super tired and wanted that particular boss fight to end fast.

It's probably more mathematically possible than I initially thought.


Most of those who have done it in the EU have been either right before the end of their training or after it, so let's say an 8th level Jedi, just to round up the 1/2 level bonus to skills. Let's assume a normal amount of min-maxing giving her a +4 modifier to CHA (used the level bonuses on CHA), as well as Skill Focus in Use the Force. Unleashed feat as well, since the image is from that section of the book. Right now, our Jedi has a +14 modifier to Use the Force. Assuming an average d20 roll is 11, that gives her a total of 25, allowing her to move Huge objects and deal 6d6 points of damage. She really wants those TIEs dead, so she uses a Force Point (can't use two Destiny points at the same time...) to boost it to 8d6x2 (factoring in the Unleashed feat's bonus to Move Object). On average, that deals 64 points of damage which is just under the 70 points of damage needed to down a TIE fighter completely.

There is the grapple to consider, but it uses her UTF modifier instead of Strength. She has +14 and the fighter has +24. Slightly unlikely, but not impossible.

If she does hit the grapple on TIE Fighter A and manages to send it into TIE Fighter B, a collision occurs. Once again, TIE Fighters are Huge, resulting in 4d6+11 points of damage, an average of 26 and a maximum of 36. This is more than enough to kill the average TIE fighter pilot.

So yeah, it is mathematically possible even straight out of the Praxeum and it only gets easier...

And yet another Star Wars RPG one from me. Sensing a theme?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/Sunclan/ForcePoint.jpg

[Tiki Snakes]

Found, but inspired by the above;

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/011/b/b/Boba_Fett_Lives_by_mbc12_5_58.jpg

http://www.ratemyfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/star-wars-darth-vader-boba-fett-i-love-you.jpg

[Yora]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1083/motivator92482fe117a53c.jpg

Source (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7nWwyC3AJI&feature=related)

[NEO|Phyte]

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/9391/motivator1e1660bd814810.jpg

[Esprit15]

http://i.imgur.com/spSkR.jpg
Context ruins this one, but since when has anyone cared about context?

[Stegyre]

Guess what (http://www.meekcomic.com/2011/10/15/3-38/). :smalltongue:
Mm, thank you!

Bookmarked.:smallbiggrin:

[The Succubus]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7059/mennanbarrel.png

[GoblinArchmage]

http://www.ratemyfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/star-wars-darth-vader-boba-fett-i-love-you.jpg

This one cracked me up.

[legomaster00156]

Well, I thought this would suit the thread decently enough.

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/4020/epicmagicdemotivator.png

[Shalist]

An old one:
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww30/123456laughs/Realism1.jpg
And kinda appropriate; a demotivator / recruitment poster for a clan that hunts the 'unnatural' (demons, angels, dragons, etc)
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww30/123456laughs/Slayersrecruiter.jpg
(image is a cover from 'Knights of the Dinner Table,' and the setting alluded to is from a Dragonlance-ish MUD called Dark and Shattered Lands :P)

[Vortling]

Tax and all that jazz


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c33/Vorticus/EpicRP.jpg


PAX 2011 live D&D game for those who weren't there. (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/article.aspx?x=dnd/4news/paxgame) There were bards. It was epic. Go watch if you haven't seen it.

[Doorhandle]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7059/mennanbarrel.png

Is that just for topic or is it actually part of a web-comic?

Speaking off:


http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5432/lichc.jpg

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/7416/surpriserb.jpg

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8899/fiarproff.jpg
Incidentally, this is NOT what actually happened in the same situation... at least, it was not what it looked like.
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3317/motivatora546503e07f7d5.jpg

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3082/motivator79990e2fcd2a43.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1275/motivator6bc9b6e474d18d.jpg

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3773/motivator814f3732a6ca31.jpg

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5418/demiir.jpg

[Vknight]

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/MotivatorLich.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/MotivatorFluff.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/MotivatorKitty.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/MotivatorWeather.jpg
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/MotivatorLichG.jpg

I bring gifts and presents for All Hallows Eve

[Kesnit]

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/mixmastermax7/MotivatorLichG.jpg

But if those cats are worshipers of Basement Cat, he could still be evil.

[Dimonite]

I would like to post a demotivator, but I can't seem to get the formatting right for it to actually show up. Any assistance anyone could offer would be much appreciated.

[hayabusa]

Here's another, a cover from one of my favorite comic books.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/Sunclan/LawfulEvil.jpg

[Yora]

LE is probably the best fit. Though I like how in that comic the Dark Side is not that ovious. Except for the mastermind, they are all very ambigous.

But I think I should also come up with a few of it, there's a lot of stuff to work with. :smallbiggrin:

[The Glyphstone]

But if those cats are worshipers of Basement Cat, he could still be evil.

CATS. CATS ARE NICE.

[Yora]

Is that you, friend computer?

[Tavar]

I would like to post a demotivator, but I can't seem to get the formatting right for it to actually show up. Any assistance anyone could offer would be much appreciated.

Well, two options. You can either use the tags, with the url in between the tags. Note, you must use a url, which means you have to have the image on the web somewhere.

[Hiro Protagonest]

Well, two options. You can either use the tags, with the url in between the tags. Note, you must use a url, which means you have to have the image on the web somewhere.

...Are you gonna tell us what the second option is?

[Tavar]

Oops. I must have deleted that part: click on the Insert image symbol. It's the one that's yellow and looks like it has some sort of mountain or something. Put the url in the box provided, and you're good.

[The Succubus]

Is that just for topic or is it actually part of a web-comic?

Sort of. I'm playing a PBP game on the forums and some of my posts have Inkscape work attached to them. That particular one was after I rolled a 2 on my Hide check as a cleric when I really wish I hadn't. :smallwink:

[Dimonite]

Aah. Thank you, Tavar, for assisting foolish little me. :smallsmile: Now, a couple I made.
http://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2011/10/22/544855f7-0715-4e78-b1f3-bc3548656b97.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2011/10/22/e97dc607-bddc-4802-b00f-433764194380.jpg

[BiblioRook]

Is that you, friend computer?

More like DEATH (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070309183055/uncyclopedia/images/b/bc/Discworld_death.jpg)

Edit: Was that picture supposed to be some form of Discworld's Death, or was it really just another robed skeleton that likes kittens?

[enderlord99]

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g455/c0ldsnap/templates.jpg


Okay, that is awesome.:smallbiggrin:

[Vknight]

More like DEATH (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070309183055/uncyclopedia/images/b/bc/Discworld_death.jpg)

Edit: Was that picture supposed to be some form of Discworld's Death, or was it really just another robed skeleton that likes kittens?

Just a cool picture that has influenced the idea for one of the few good NPC, Lich's in the most recent 4e game.

[Venger]

Aah. Thank you, Tavar, for assisting foolish little me. :smallsmile: Now, a couple I made.
http://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2011/10/22/544855f7-0715-4e78-b1f3-bc3548656b97.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2011/10/22/e97dc607-bddc-4802-b00f-433764194380.jpg

oh that chase young one is excellent. xiaolin showdown is almost as good as avatar:the last airbender for demotes.

jason marsden played yet another dragon who liked to walk around in a young man suit. same personality, same story arc and everything. he even got corrupted by hanging out with a witch for too long, and he did it a full two years before xiolin showdown started

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/HakuDemotivational.jpg

yep.

[Venger]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/SanDamage.jpg

[Noedig]

I have a demotivator request. Skrillex released a new song called Equinox, and in it, a girl summons Slender Man to kill a pedophile. My thought for the demotivator is something to do with binders, or possibly PC's as children. The problem is I can't figure out how to get the best image from the video.

Can anyone help me out?

[Necroticplague]

One I made (going towards paying my lurker tax)
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/23/dd07a1df-50f1-4fe5-9aa4-bb8e2034e2fe.jpg

[Tavar]

Note, as the web site says many, many times, Big huge labs will only make motivators. It does not save them, except for a relatively small window of time to allow you to save them. If you use that as your web-url, it will become a broken link very quickly.

[Kymme]

Lurker Tax
http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee508/Kymme777/InsectVikingPoster.jpg

[Winds]

http://i.imgur.com/wdoEq.jpg

[Dusk Eclipse]

Lurker Tax
http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php

Big huge labs doesn't save your demotivator, you need to upload it to another site such as Photobucket and the like.

Lurker Tax

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt139/Dusk_eclipse/AnimaBeyondFantasydemotivator.jpg

[Heliomance]

Can I vote that we call the next one D&D Demotivators VI: Bighugelabs Does Not Store Your Demotivators?

[Venger]

I have a demotivator request. Skrillex released a new song called Equinox, and in it, a girl summons Slender Man to kill a pedophile. My thought for the demotivator is something to do with binders, or possibly PC's as children. The problem is I can't figure out how to get the best image from the video.

Can anyone help me out?

well, what I did for the Omi one was just find the video on youtube, making it full screen, playing the bit that I wanted to take a pic of (awfully hard since it was only one frame flashed for a split second) and then taking a screenshot. that ought to work for yours as well. perhaps "Binders" as the title and "you're doing it right" as a subtitle, that's always a popular choice

[BRC]

So I've been playing a lot of Orcs Must Die recently

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w27/bloddyredcommie/36437194.jpg

[Venger]

Desperately want to play this in a game just to see how long it takes the DM to figure it out

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/JackSpicerArtificer.jpg

[hayabusa]

Here's another, a cover from one of my favorite comic books.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/Sunclan/LawfulEvil.jpg

And here's its companion.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/Sunclan/Chaotic_Evil.jpg

[Dr. Strangelove]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298312_10150343841193225_127657433224_8237900_1904 905358_n.jpg

I thought this was funny especially for a strip featuring a bard. Let's see how long until someone whines about it form some bogus reason...

[Mutant Sheep]

ITS POLITICAL! IT ISNT RELATED TO OOTS... uhh.... POLITICAL! ITS HILARIOUS though.:smallbiggrin:It kinda IS political? I guess? I'm not sure.

[ORione]

That is awesome.

I do think that this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=216977) is a more appropriate place for it, though.

Edit: They have one with the same picture (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=12007041&postcount=134).

[ObadiahtheSlim]

Nah, that's an EQ bard. His buddies now regen mana faster.

[Dr. Strangelove]

What's funny is that I seem to recall the first panel of OOTS having a very similar scene.

[Klorox]

LOL, good stuff!

[dps]

I thought this was funny especially for a strip featuring a bard. Let's see how long until someone whines about it form some bogus reason...

Not a whine, but is that real or photoshopped? And if it's real, where's it from? Libya?

[Fitzclowningham]

Hilarious. Thanks for posting. In other news, there was a shout-out to OotS in cheezburgerland (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/10/24/funny-pictures-gifs-creepy-cat-eyes-darkness/) this morning.

[Hiro Protagonest]

Not a whine, but is that real or photoshopped? And if it's real, where's it from? Libya?

Photoshopped. You can tell by the guy's hands, which are good for holding a gun but slightly off for holding a guitar (right Hand's a bit too low, but its plausible, left hand is on the border of "you don't hold a guitar like that!" territory).

[Akrilon]

Photoshopped. You can tell by the guy's hands, which are good for holding a gun but slightly off for holding a guitar (right Hand's a bit too low, but its plausible, left hand is on the border of "you don't hold a guitar like that!" territory).

Of course maybe some people just like to hold their guitars strangely....in the middle of a battlefield.......with a camera nearby......in a position that a gun could be in...........its plausable!

[Dimonite]

Another I made.
http://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2011/10/24/70498e41-22a1-49f1-a03f-0853ceedef25.jpg

[legomaster00156]

I love Paladins and all, but...

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/4097/paladindemotivator.png

[Laura Eternata]

I love Paladins and all, but...

snip

Ooh, I'm feeling nostalgic now...

Tax:

http://i.imgur.com/JqyEB.jpg

[Venger]

Jack Spicer is great for these:

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/JackSpicerHatersGonnaHate.jpg


http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/NecromancerYoureDoingitRight.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/AnimalAffinity.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/Disguise.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k485/boygenius1991/HideinPlainSight.jpg

edit: added more images

[Ksheep]

Jack Spicer is great for these:
*snip*



moar jack
*snip*



surprised I haven't done this one yet
*snip*


You know, you probably should've just edited the first post to add the others in, instead of triple posting. You may want to look into fixing that before and moderators chastise you for it.

[Venger]

You know, you probably should've just edited the first post to add the others in, instead of triple posting. You may want to look into fixing that before and moderators chastise you for it.

done and done. thanks for drawing my attention to that, I thought the "delete post" function was only for moderators. I'll add any new jacks to that post until there's a page break. is that standard posting etiquette for image threads like these?

[ShadowFighter15]

It's fine to use a new post - just as long as it isn't immediately after another post of yours. It's considered impolite on forums to make multiple posts in a row when the later posts could've just been edited into the first.

[Ksheep]

done and done. thanks for drawing my attention to that, I thought the "delete post" function was only for moderators. I'll add any new jacks to that post until there's a page break. is that standard posting etiquette for image threads like these?

What ShadowFighter said. If you want to add something more, but no one has posted after your post, just edit the other stuff in. However, if there IS another post, you can make a new post. This is mostly to keep things uncluttered.

Also, if you edit more stuff into a post after someone else has replied, they are less likely to see the new content, so best to make a new post in that circumstance (unless you don't mind if they missed it)…



Well, after all that non-topic exposition, I supposed some tax is due…
I'll get to it later.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Oh, come on, it's pretty obviously photoshopped, The res and lighting on the guitar and the guys upper hand are way off.

[legomaster00156]

I have picked on Wizards and Paladins. Next up...

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7963/druiddemotivator.png

[Mordokai]

Also, you forgot bonus to damage.

[MesiDoomstalker]

Also, you forgot bonus to damage.

I'm pretty sure the bonus to damage is dwarfed by the DPS of an assualt rifle. Just saying. Tehe "dwarfed"

EDIT: I'd like to rephrase my statment.

I'm pretty sure the bonus damage is dwarfed by the DPS of an assualt rifle unless the bonus is applied to each bullet individually.

[Dimonite]

Yet ANOTHER I made.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/24/973d79ee-0a65-48f5-a60f-f3c9e8f4d46b.jpg

[TheCountAlucard]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7963/druiddemotivator.pngIf, and only if, not having a face doesn't interfere with your ability to speak - otherwise, you can't use spells with verbal components. :smalltongue:

[BillyBobJoe]

It's photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels, and I've seen a lot of 'shops in my time.

[Illven]

unless the bonus is applied to each bullet individually.

That would be awesome!

[legomaster00156]

If, and only if, not having a face doesn't interfere with your ability to speak - otherwise, you can't use spells with verbal components. :smalltongue:

Wild Shape with Natural Spell. Problem solved.

[Ranzear]

Photoshopped. You can tell by the guy's hands, which are good for holding a gun but slightly off for holding a guitar (right Hand's a bit too low, but its plausible, left hand is on the border of "you don't hold a guitar like that!" territory).
Unless you're John Lennon (http://www.gear-vault.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/john-lennon-epiphone-1965-casino-guitar.png).

[TSED]

Nah, that's an EQ bard. His buddies now regen mana faster.

Nah, man, EQ bards have been so much more awesome than that since PoP. His buddies have ~+140% haste (I am assuming items on them), huge atk bonuses, straight up bonus damage on attacks, bonus triple attack chance, bonus flurry chance, bonus nuke damage, bonus DD procs, and probably a few other effects I've forgotten. And they regen mana faster. Assuming he's max level, anyway. (Yes, just about any bard at the level cap can do all that and more, constantly.)


Anyway, I don't think he's an EQ bard because he's not juggling instruments while playing them. Probably a LotR bard.

[DoctorGlock]

Yet ANOTHER I made.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/24/973d79ee-0a65-48f5-a60f-f3c9e8f4d46b.jpg

what's the source on this one?

[Hardcore]

You forget the best; these guys actually NEED the bonus! :smalltongue:

[Dimonite]

Sadly, I do not recall where I got the picture. I remember I found it after almost an hour of trawling through similar pictures looking for a new background, and saving that one even though it was nowhere near big enough.