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kanachi
2011-11-02, 09:29 AM
So today I was thinking... everyone elses footware is kind of defined

Belkar goes shoeless (as any true god of war should)
Haley, Elan and Roy all wear boots (though Elan only wears them post art upgrade)

What do you guys think Durkon and V sport as footware?

WWTD drinking slippers for Durkon is my bet!

:o)
irenicObserver
2011-11-02, 09:32 AM
Well Durkon wears heavy armor and is a cleric, maybe "boots" like Thor.

V is a wizard elf in robes, maybe something light like sandals.
rbetieh
2011-11-02, 03:16 PM
Well Durkon wears heavy armor and is a cleric, maybe "boots" like Thor.

V is a wizard elf in robes, maybe something light like sandals.

V wears gender-neutral flip-flops
ThePhantasm
2011-11-02, 06:27 PM
V wears gender-neutral flip-flops

Aren't flip flops already gender neutral... ?
GSFB
2011-11-02, 07:13 PM
V wears Birkenstocks, definitely.
KillianHawkeye
2011-11-02, 07:16 PM
Aren't flip flops already gender neutral... ?

Depends on the color. :smallwink:
Cizak
2011-11-02, 07:36 PM
Depends on the color. :smallwink:

Flaming in 3, 2, 1...
martianmister
2011-11-03, 08:47 AM
Flaming in 3, 2, 1...

FIRE!

http://c2.vip-stores.com/img/13-47407582-0-2-1
Raimun
2011-11-03, 01:52 PM
No, I don't think they have feet. See for yourself: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0764.html

Just like Malack!



Seriously, though, what's up with the sudden interest in people's feet? ... Wait! Don't answer!
rbetieh
2011-11-03, 02:02 PM
Aren't flip flops already gender neutral... ?

Im not allowed to use one Tuatology.....
Seharvepernfan
2011-11-05, 08:32 AM
Flaming in 3, 2, 1...

Only you can prevent forum fires!
t209
2011-11-05, 10:08 AM
No, I don't think they have feet. See for yourself: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0764.html

Just like Malack!



Seriously, though, what's up with the sudden interest in people's feet? ... Wait! Don't answer!

:smalleek:Meaning?
Nevereatcars
2011-11-05, 01:33 PM
Only you can prevent forum fires!

Sigging that.
rewinn
2011-11-10, 06:21 PM
Perhaps Durkon wears beer bootshttp://www.straubs.net/images/beerboots/machine_boots.jpg
Flame of Anor
2011-11-10, 06:40 PM
:smalleek:Meaning?

Perhaps he is jokingly implying the presence of foot fetishism.
Ikialev
2011-11-12, 03:43 PM
Everyone is wearing Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes unless stated otherwise
MoonCat
2011-11-12, 04:14 PM
V is totally wearing Crocs.
Anarion
2011-11-12, 06:40 PM
We know that V is NOT wearing boots because Elan has already laid claim to the "elveniest boots ever" and surely any boot-like footwear on V would deserve such a title.

Durkon obviously has greaves with magical springs that only activate when he's near giants.
MoonCat
2011-11-12, 07:52 PM
Durkon obviously has greaves with magical springs that only activate when he's near giants.

Tsk tsk. You mean ogres. :smalltongue:
Gift Jeraff
2011-11-12, 11:05 PM
Ogres are giants. That's why he got the bonus. :smallwink:
MoonCat
2011-11-13, 12:57 AM
Ogres are giants. That's why he got the bonus. :smallwink:

Wait what? I thought ogres were that species of things that weren't giants.
Gift Jeraff
2011-11-13, 01:10 AM
Dwarves get a +4 dodge bonus to AC against giant type monsters. (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/races.htm#dwarves) Ogres are giant type. (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/ogre.htm)
Kish
2011-11-13, 10:06 AM
Wait what? I thought ogres were that species of things that weren't ogres.
...huh? :smallconfused:
MoonCat
2011-11-13, 01:51 PM
Dwarves get a +4 dodge bonus to AC against giant type monsters. (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/races.htm#dwarves) Ogres are giant type. (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/ogre.htm)

Ah, thank you! :smallsmile: I had thought giant was a race. :smallredface:


...huh? :smallconfused:

I just didn't know, okay? I'm an idiot.
teratorn
2011-11-13, 02:13 PM
I just didn't know, okay? I'm an idiot.

:smallbiggrin: Sure you are, but I think Kish wasn't perplexed with your lack of knowledge, the Ťogres were that species of things that weren't ogresť also got me confused.
MoonCat
2011-11-13, 02:16 PM
:smallbiggrin: Sure you are, but I think Kish wasn't perplexed with your lack of knowledge, the Ťogres were that species of things that weren't ogresť also got me confused.

Oh deary me, I typo'd. Crud, I'm sorry! :smalleek::smallredface::smallsigh:

Back on topic, do you mean Durkon is wearing Portal spring boots?
Kish
2011-11-13, 02:17 PM
I just didn't know, okay? I'm an idiot.
What's "ogres were that species of things that weren't ogres" mean? Is it a koan?

Edited in response to your edit: That makes a lot more sense.

If it's big and humanoid-shaped, it's probably giant-kin. The Forgotten Realms has a creation myth which amounts to, "This pair of married gods produced all the races of true giants, and the wife also had sex with other gods, who fathered races of almost-but-not-quite giants: ogres, trolls, ettins (plus others most non-D&D players have never heard of, like verbeeg)."
teratorn
2011-11-13, 03:00 PM
Heelless shoes for V.
Anarion
2011-11-14, 02:56 AM
Oh deary me, I typo'd. Crud, I'm sorry! :smalleek::smallredface::smallsigh:

Back on topic, do you mean Durkon is wearing Portal spring boots?

I see I started some random chaos in this thread :smalltongue:
But yes, portal spring boots that only turn on when near giant subtype monsters is exactly what I was going for.
The Succubus
2011-11-14, 10:18 AM
From the crotch high view of a dwarf, every thing is classed as a "giant-type".
Quackenbush
2011-11-14, 04:29 PM
So for giants, are all non-giants classified as dwarves? :smalltongue: