Silly names for a Dwarf Cleric NPC.

[Mystic Muse]

I'm making a Dwarf Cleric for a campaign I'm going to run. This character is pretty much only around to heal the players, and I want a silly name for the character to indicate this.

Note: This is not a DMPC. I do not care about this character at all. It is there to heal and buff the party, and not in a particularly optimized fashion. I just want something silly to name them because....well, because I can.

[Dragonsoul]

Giblet Stronginthebeard?

[Aegis013]

Ordin Ar'ry Ga'e

It sounds ridiculous enough and if you look closely, it sounds like Ordinary Guy. ...I'm tired leave me alone, I know it sucks.

[Tokuhara]

I'm making a Dwarf Cleric for a campaign I'm going to run. This character is pretty much only around to heal the players, and I want a silly name for the character to indicate this.

Note: This is not a DMPC. I do not care about this character at all. It is there to heal and buff the party, and not in a particularly optimized fashion. I just want something silly to name them because....well, because I can.

Binwin the Beardless, but give him a massive beard

Caradin the Lord of Pain, and yet he heals people

Thorin Forgebeard, but doesn't have red hair


Small Note: DO NOT use the Forgebeard suggestion. The Forgebeard Clan is a common trait I have in every dwarf I play.

[Ravens_cry]

ThorsHammerShaltSmiteTheeSmashèd McDorf constantly preaches the virtues of Thorism: lots of things getting smashèd, lots of people getting smashèd.

[Justyn]

Urist Koganusân. At least one person reading this thread is now laughing like a madman.

[The-Mage-King]

Urist Koganusân. At least one person reading this thread is now laughing like a madman.

And is angry you stole his line.
:smalltongue:


Urist McHealbot
Urist McPriest
Urist Mc(jobname)
Ect.

[erikun]

Stumpy McHealth

[Dragonsoul]

Elfy McElfElfstopsniggeringorI'llsmashyourfacesinwithaw arhammer

[Reluctance]

Your pick of Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, or Doc.

[Mystic Muse]

Urist Koganusân. At least one person reading this thread is now laughing like a madman.

Maybe it's just because it's late, and my comprehension skill is at a minimum, but I don't get the joke.

[Human Paragon 3]

Rupaul-o, the cross-dressing cleric of fabulousness.

[The-Mage-King]

Maybe it's just because it's late, and my comprehension skill is at a minimum, but I don't get the joke.

Reference (http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Urist), for the first part.

And I think Koganusân is a city in Boatmurdered... A LP of DF.

[Mystic Muse]

Urist McBandaid maybe?

Ban D. Aid?

[TroubleBrewing]

Urist Oakenshield.

Have him constantly grumbling about his parents being all "Oh, you're a doctor? That's great, but why couldn't you be more like your brother Thorin?"

[Dragonsoul]

Hidden For dramatic reveal

DramaticerDramaticerDramaticer!!!Are you ready?Steve

[deuxhero]

Urist Oakenshield.

Have him constantly grumbling about his parents being all "Oh, you're a doctor? That's great, but why couldn't you be more like your brother Thorin?"

Then he turns evil and tries to kill his brother as a twist! Thoran che Ladra, accursed one. Thy life must end!

[nedz]

Ealin N. Buffin

Eric McCleric

Mac

Snorin Thunderbeard

Fili ma Oles

[Venger]

Axebeard Beardaxe

alternatively

Fistbeard Beardfist

two of the sample names it is possible to roll when going by the book

[Ravens_cry]

Bob Johnson! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY)

[Dr.Epic]

Blibbet the Faithful
Griggorroar the Chosen
Wilfton the God's Favor
Huckleduck the Light Bearer
Exa the Axe

[JackRackham]

I'm making a Dwarf Cleric for a campaign I'm going to run. This character is pretty much only around to heal the players, and I want a silly name for the character to indicate this.

Note: This is not a DMPC. I do not care about this character at all. It is there to heal and buff the party, and not in a particularly optimized fashion. I just want something silly to name them because....well, because I can.

Telgard The Tall. Irony + cheesy illiteration = win.

[TroubleBrewing]

Telgard The Tall. Irony + cheesy illiteration = win.

Thelgard the Thin would have better alliteration, and it'd be just as ironic.

When have you ever seen a thin Dwarf?

[Dr.Epic]

Telgard The Tall. Irony + cheesy illiteration = win.

Baldscalp the Hairy
Sobery the Drunken
Porkins the Vegetarian
Bloodbeard the Pacifist

How's that for irony?

[nedz]

Elfie
/irony
Ed: oooh - and a pun

[Hazzardevil]

Nokrud, the name of the evil twin brother of our favorite dwarven cleric?
Nido?
Curey Mc Heal?
Dwarvey Mcdwarfdwarf?
Scotty McScotscot?

[Urist]

And is angry you stole his line.
:smalltongue:


Urist McHealbot
Urist McPriest
Urist Mc(jobname)
Ect.

I feel relevant in this situation. :smallbiggrin:

[Icestorm245]

Harry from the Cleanshave clan.

[Pokonic]

Throgon-Clom the Ironbearded, named for a rather horrifc accedent in the smithing halls.

[Hunter Killer]

Ale Coholic. :smallwink:

[nedz]

Ale Coholic. :smallwink:
Alec O'Holic - FTFY :smallbiggrin: