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The Winter King
2011-12-15, 03:31 PM
Okay, I am playing in a bleach d20 game. My character is a plushie Quincy (spirit archers that kill hollows-demons). He was locked up in a box for a century. He is also claustrophobic. And as a plushie does not sleep.

As you can tell this is not good for ones mental health and so he has a number of 'rules' that he mutters to himself and came up with in the box. His knowledge of the world is what you could have picked up over a week and that from listening to movies while in the box. I am looking for ideas for these rules.

Quincy rule #1 I will not gamble away possession of my body for any reason. Even if it seems harmless. They may put me in a box and forget about me.

Quincy rule #2 I will not get close enough to a monster to allow it to eviscerate me. I will kill it from a distance where blood wont stain my clothes or me.

Quincy rule #3 I will always learn the name of everyone I meet so that I may find out more about them.

Quincy rule #4 Shoot anyone who tries to put me in a box, bag or similar container.

Quincy rule #5 Avoid little girls. And boys. Any children really as they will want to play.

Darkomn
2011-12-15, 03:55 PM
Quincy rule #6 People that stab me are not my friends, no matter how nice they might seem.

Zale
2011-12-15, 04:09 PM
Quincy Rule #7: I will not enter the creepy basement, forest or house.

Nero24200
2011-12-15, 05:36 PM
Just about any rule from Zombieland could apply.

The Winter King
2011-12-15, 08:53 PM
Not really. See plushies are living constucts, in essence a stuffed animal with a soul. I dont need cardio, never tired and no heart, dont have to go to the bathroom or eat.

Quincy rule #8: I will not play with fire because I am flammable.

Quincy rule #9: Boxes are more afraid of me than I am of them.

Zale
2011-12-15, 10:06 PM
Quincy Rule #10: Water is wet and makes you heavy.
Quincy Rule #11: Rain is also wet.

Vknight
2011-12-15, 11:11 PM
Can I get a link to this d20 Bleach game?

And
Quincy Rule #13: Don't get touched by people with flaming skull marks(The ones that knock souls out of bodies)
Quincy Rule #14: Avoid walking around people because they will try to give me to kids or put me in a box

Zale
2011-12-15, 11:20 PM
This (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Bleach_D20_%283.5e_Sourcebook%29)?

Quincy Rule #15 Avoid priests. They like to exorcise things.

Cerlis
2011-12-16, 05:39 AM
is this the same as the ones in teh show, in that the soul candy can be taken out and put in something else humanoid?(or vaguely humanoid)

if so
#16-Be aware of everything, Anything could be a weapon.

The Winter King
2011-12-16, 08:25 AM
This (http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Bleach_D20_%283.5e_Sourcebook%29)?


yes but on the forum link. cant view games unless member.

also yes like the show but a regular person put into a plushie on a dare

Quincy Rule #17: I will hum the ghostbuster theme when killing ghosts and/or other spirit creatures.

Jay R
2011-12-16, 10:17 AM
Quincy Rule #18: I want to be a wookie when I grow up.

Hazzardevil
2011-12-17, 07:29 AM
Quincy Rule #19: Bows are for shooting, not for hitting.

Quincy Rule #20: Guns are like bows only better, no I may not have a spirit gun. That would dishonour my ancestors who died fighting hollows with bows.

Haedrian
2011-12-17, 07:38 AM
#21: Hugs make everything better

FallenEco
2011-12-18, 10:25 AM
Quincy Rule #22: Just because I can't see, doesn't mean I'm in trapped in a box.

Waker
2011-12-18, 02:49 PM
Quincy Rule #23- Do not Bleach. No bleach product should be used, including detergents with bleach- or follow bleach package test procedures to test for bleach safety. (As taken from the tag on his plushie body.)

suhkkaet
2011-12-18, 02:59 PM
Quincy Rule #24: Be wary of the wind, it may blow you away.

Quincy Rule #25: Thread and needle are like bread and butter.

Quincy Rule #26: People forget. I don't/won't.

Quincy Rule #27: Stuffing is important. Buttons are not.

Quincy Rule #28: Except gumdrop buttons. They musn't be taken away.

Quincy Rule #29: A cage is better than a box, especially if I can get through the bars.

Quincy Rule #30: Kids are to be reported to the SARO (Stuffed Animal Rights Organization).

Quincy Rule #31: I said that three chapters ago!

Quincy Rule #32: I may not break the fourth wall.

Quincy Rule #33: Unless it's the wall of a box.

Quincy Rule #34: She's married to the Muffin Man.

Hazzardevil
2011-12-18, 04:13 PM
Quincy Rule #35 I must move this thread to silly message board games before the mods do it with a punishment.

Quincy Rule #36 I am not German, and I must never speak with a German accent. (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-do-a-german-accent)