the rouge is bossing the party around

[Morph Bark]

He keeps telling what the eyeshadow cleric should cast and demands the glitter bard keep his songs up at all times because he is otherwise useless. He nearly left my lipstick paladin behind to die against a pair of dire perfume clouds.

[Sorcerer Blob]

He keeps telling what the eyeshadow cleric should cast and demands the glitter bard keep his songs up at all times because he is otherwise useless. He nearly left my lipstick paladin behind to die against a pair of dire perfume clouds.
So what other make-up terms befit the other classes?

I see what you did there... :smallamused:

[Wyntonian]

Oh, I was soooo ready to make that joke. Sooooo ready.

[navar100]

Clearly you make up as you go along.

[9mm]

now if only the white text wasn't visible from the mouse over.

[Kerrin]

Everyone knows that an excellent adventuring group starts with a good foundation and a complimentary palette that emphasizes everyones' features.

[Dr.Epic]

The puns in this thread are cause me to take intelligence damage.

[Mastikator]

Greatest. thread. ever.

[Heliomance]

The puns in this thread are cause me to take intelligence damage.

You need a better foundation in puncraft, clearly.

[Mono Vertigo]

You misspelled... you... err... I... I...
... I think I failed a SAN check at some point during the last 5 minutes.
Standing for "Styling and Nails", probably, I don't even know anymore.

[Aron Times]

:haley: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0711.html

You're welcome, citizens.

[Eldan]

He keeps telling what the eyeshadow cleric

Here's your problem. The eyeshadow domain is really suboptimal for clerics. I recommend an eyeshadowcraft gnome instead, it does the same, but better. Really, eyeshadow clerics can only be made useful if applied along very narrow lines of optimization.

If you want to keep him a cleric, I recommend dipping into other jars classes.

[Kerrin]

The puns in this thread are cause me to take intelligence damage.
Personally, they're making me blush.

[Kerrin]

Here's your problem. The eyeshadow domain is really suboptimal for clerics. I recommend an eyeshadowcraft gnome instead, it does the same, but better. Really, eyeshadow clerics can only be made useful if applied along very narrow lines of optimization.
Don't even get me started on silverbrows.

[truemane]

Personally, they're making me blush.

OH SNAP!

Game, set and match. Thread won. Citizens, return to your fun.

[Heliomance]

Personally, they're making me blush.

Really, this thread is enough to curl your hair.

[stack]

Eh, a few cosmetic changes and it will be fine.

[Kerrin]

Have you seen what the Eyeshadow Dancers are doing these days?

http://allrealbeauty.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/phoebe-blue-eye-shadow.jpg

[Kerrin]

Really, this thread is enough to curl your hair.
Ow! Ow! Ow! ... A MORTAL WOUND!

To extend the silliness a bit further ... Be sure your character steers clear of the chaotic-silly Botox Mage NPC.

[Starscream]

I think this conflict is masceraing some deeper issues within the party. Maybeline they need some time apart. It's best if they all go their Amway.

[Cespenar]

This thread is surely one of the highlights of the year.

[Siosilvar]

Pun police. I'm sending you all to the punitentiary.

[Ravens_cry]

I'd dye before making such a forced pun as eyeshadowcraft, or at least blush. A good foundation in homonyms is key if you want a good streak.

[Rankar]

This thread is a blemish on the forums and needs cover up.

[Pyron]

What is this, the Order of the Lipstick?

[Morph Bark]

What is this, the Order of the Lipstick?

Only for the moments when my paladin gets to say anything, which isn't often since the rouge took the Throat Punch feat.

See how bad this is? He even forces me to speak with a southern accent.

[navar100]

Really, this thread is enough to curl your hair.

You always must watch out for punitive damages.

[Knaight]

Here's your problem. The eyeshadow domain is really suboptimal for clerics. I recommend an eyeshadowcraft gnome instead, it does the same, but better. Really, eyeshadow clerics can only be made useful if applied along very narrow lines of optimization.

If you want to keep him a cleric, I recommend dipping into other jars classes.

I'd say it's more suboptical than suboptimal.

[Mantarni]

I'd say it's more suboptical than suboptimal.

Don't start that, the last thing we need is more epiderma in this forum. Those egofests always start with that kind of hairassment.

[Aron Times]

Hay guyz, I just got the Tome of Beauty: Book of the Nine Girls, and there's this power that can put out your hair by RAW! Really dangerous stuff!

Iron. Heart. Perm!

[Palanan]

Someone needs to roll a shaving throw and a hare cut for tibbits.



Or, put another way...just the fax, ma'am.

[Novawurmson]

You should dip Master of Mascara for Gladiator's Mascara exotic makeup proficiency.

[Kerrin]

I hear that the ninja's vanishing cream is awesome!

[Diefje]

1d6 weapon damage and 3d6 chic attack damage

http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jack-bauer-goes-rouge.jpg

[sonofzeal]

The obvious solution to your Rouge problems:

http://media.salon.com/2010/08/when_rap_fans_in_clown_makeup_attack-460x307.jpg

[JackRackham]

This is a cute thread, but it feels made-up, at its foundation. You're all just throwing one(eye)-liners around and hoping you don't get overshadowed. You need to (lip)stick to the point here. If the rouge has you all ruddy, you need to (hair)do something about it.

[Knaight]

Hay guyz, I just got the Tome of Beauty: Book of the Nine Girls, and there's this power that can put out your hair by RAW! Really dangerous stuff!

Iron. Heart. Perm!

That's why I focus on adornment. Emerald Nighttime Babe, for instance.

[koscum]

http://www.darklegacycomics.com/41.html

[Rubik]

Just cast Misspell Magic, then Mage's Lubrication.

After you use your amulet of mighty fists, he won't want to do it again.

[navar100]

I forget, is it Brew Potion or Craft Miscellaneous Item I need to make an Oil of Olay?

[Lycar]

Come on people, back to the (hair)roots here: This is about classes!

Sooo... need a barbarian to split some hairs then? Or maybe better a Fighter? At least that one gets Ride as a class skill. You know, for all those curly waves... wait, wrong simile. :smalltongue: