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Gligarman2
2012-01-28, 08:41 AM
100 Things for OoTSers to keep in mind in Equestria:


Redcloak:

1. Xykon does NOT want to learn the magic of friendship.
2. The Monster in the Darkness will not be allowed to see Pinkie Pie.
3. The Monster in the Darkness will not be allowed to hear Pinkie Pie.
4. Xykon does NOT want to unleash Celestia.
5. I do not want to unleash Celestia
6. Celestia does not want to unleash the Snarl.
7. Mare-do-Well is not “Pony Batman”
8. Batman can not beat up Mare-do-Well.
9. Bat-elf, while he doesn’t exist, can not beat up Mare-do-well.
10. Bat-dwarf doesn’t exist either.
11. Marevel Comics does not exist.
12. Pinkie Pie is not Chaotic Evil. (That means she is not a suitable replacement for Tsukiko.)
13. Rarity will not sew outfits for “Reanimated Gladiators”

V’s Vows

14. I will not counterspell when Celestia raises the sun.
15. Same for when the Elements of Harmony are used to vanquish a villain.
16. I will not make a deal with Discord. Anymore.
17. I will not enchant Pinkie Pie with a permanent haste.
18. I will not rebel against the entire Pegasus race by casting control weather.
19. Familicide can never be cast again.
20. There is no objects from the Book of Vile Darkness in Equestria.
21. I will not cast Fireball so Applejack will be out of a job.
22. Same with Rarity.
23. And Fluttershy.
24. Dominate Pony is not a real spell.
25. We are not using Munchkin RPG supplements.
26. The magic of friendship does not apply to Charmed people.
27. The magic of friendship is also not eligible for metamagic feats.

Zeb The Troll
2012-01-28, 11:53 AM
Troll Patrol: This thread is already open here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=230035).