Lord Hinjo's heir name

[t209]

If Lord Hinjo had a heir in the future of Order of the stick, what would the name be?
Note: this is not about speculation that Lord Hinjo could get married, this is about finding a name that ends with -jo (Male or female).
His family names are this: Shojo (Uncle), Ronjo (Grandfather).

[thisisnotspam]

anjo, banjo, billy-jo, kedjo, rejo, hayjo, dejo, foshizzlizzljo

[Xapi]

If Lord Hinjo had a heir in the future of Order of the stick, what would the name be?
Note: this is not about speculation that Lord Hinjo could get married, this is about finding a name that ends with -jo (Male or female).
His family names are this: Shojo (Uncle), Ronjo (Grandfather).

Hinjo has a lost younger brother.

He was a man who tought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last.

He left his home in Azure City, Southern Continent, for some Greysky City grass.

And one day, he'll get back to where he once belonged.

Get back, Jojo.

[t209]

Hinjo has a lost younger brother.

He was a man who tought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last.

He left his home in Azure City, Southern Continent, for some Greysky City grass.

And one day, he'll get back to where he once belonged.

Get back, Jojo.

Is it real or a joke.

[Roland Itiative]

banjo
On a twist of fate Hinjo will, unlike his uncle, actually go senile, convert to Banjoism, and name his new god as the eternal ruler of the Azurites, transforming Azure City (or wherever else they may settle forever) into a theocracy. The Sapphire Guard will be all converted into clowns.

Extra points if they decide to settle in the Eastern continent (they're already in the vicinity) and Elan, The Voice of Banjo, gets to rule the territory previously ruled by his father.

[Draconi Redfir]

Is it real or a joke.

It's a Beatles reference.

In other news: Elvenjo, Heyjo, Liejo, and Fanjo.

[Gift Jeraff]

Mojo Jojo.

[Leecros]

Mojo Jojo.

http://images.wikia.com/powerpuff/images/3/34/Mojo_Jojo.png



and now all i can think of is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lYZcIC6bqU) and i haven't heard it in years...

[Manga Maniac]

anjo, banjo, billy-jo, kedjo, rejo, hayjo, dejo, foshizzlizzljo


anjo, banjo, billy-jo, kedjo, rejo, hayjo, dejo, foshizzlizzljo


banjo
It all makes sense now!

[Emulgator]

Yeah, we won't get any better name than Banjo.
And we woudn't get a better face than Roy hearing ths name. The name of Hinjo newborn heir, the man he's got so much in common with.
Bonus points if Elan could say "Ha!" to him, like in http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0421.html

[Jaros]

I don't know, I always believed Hinjo was likely gay

Okay, that's a lie, but the thought popped into my head when I read "this is not about speculation that Lord Hinjo could get married" and I kinda like the idea now.

[Flame of Anor]

I kind of want to ship Hinjo and Lien.

[ref]

Donna Jo..

[Draconi Redfir]

I kind of want to ship Hinjo and Lien.

That ship sank in one of the don't-split-the-party bonus arcs. Though it DID seem as if he liked her to some degree.

[t209]

I kind of want to ship Hinjo and Lien.

Nah, she got a boyfriend (unless we can arrange his death).
How about Niu? They could fell in love from having in common (lost their comrades and friends).
How about Shinjo (Legend of Five Rings) or Hojo (Final Fantasy)?

[rbetieh]

Nah, she got a boyfriend (unless we can arrange his death).
How about Niu? They could fell in love from having in common (lost their comrades and friends).
How about Shinjo (Legend of Five Rings) or Hojo (Final Fantasy)?

Its the guard in this strip (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html)

[Flame of Anor]

That ship sank in one of the don't-split-the-party bonus arcs. Though it DID seem as if he liked her to some degree.

Well, shoot.


Nah, she got a boyfriend (unless we can arrange his death).
How about Niu? They could fell in love from having in common (lost their comrades and friends).

That's a good idea. Kind of a depressing basis for a relationship, though.

[t209]

Well, shoot.



That's a good idea. Kind of a depressing basis for a relationship, though.

or an elf princess for alliance.

[Flame of Anor]

or an elf princess for alliance.

Well, some people were suggesting he might be gay...maybe an androgynous elf would be the perfect match! :smalltongue:

[CoffeeIncluded]

That ship sank in one of the don't-split-the-party bonus arcs. Though it DID seem as if he liked her to some degree.

Hm? :smallconfused:

[MReav]

Shinjo. To get back at all the board posters who misspelled his name.

[t209]

Well, some people were suggesting he might be gay...maybe an androgynous elf would be the perfect match! :smalltongue:

and a latin name too.
(Bellisarius would be a good one if they made a plan to liberate azure city)

[Draconi Redfir]

Hm? :smallconfused:

Elan tried to get Lien and Hinjo together so they could "Repopulate" the paladin species, setting up a whole romantic dinner and everything. once he told them of his intentions to relive the "sexual tension" They instantly shot him down, telling him paladins don't work that way. Lien walked off saying she had a boyfriend or something i think, while Hinjo lurked around a bit giving off a vibe that perhaps he was actually a little interested in her.

And then the rest of the comic happened.

[Tulya]

or an elf princess for alliance.

Gah, why didn't I think of that? Not elven princesses in particular, but Hinjo's duty as the ruler of the Azurite nation is to marry for political expedience. The Azurites are refugees from their own home. Hinjo can't afford to just marry for personal considerations, though he'd be duty-bound even if they weren't in such a situation.

[dps]

Cujo. :smallbiggrin:

[t209]

Don't forget roman names since his heir maybe a half elf!

[ORione]

Its the guard in this strip (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html)

I thought that was Kazumi, although I suppose it might not be.


Elan tried to get Lien and Hinjo together so they could "Repopulate" the paladin species, setting up a whole romantic dinner and everything. once he told them of his intentions to relive the "sexual tension" They instantly shot him down, telling him paladins don't work that way. Lien walked off saying she had a boyfriend or something i think, while Hinjo lurked around a bit giving off a vibe that perhaps he was actually a little interested in her.

And then the rest of the comic happened.

Oh man... Now I have to get that book.

[Flame of Anor]

Its the guard in this strip (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html)

Wait, who is the guard in that strip? I see the guard, but what's special about her?

[Toofey]

facepalm.jpg


Anyway I like Hanjo and for a silly one Billy jo

[LuPuWei]

Banjo is my favorite, followed by Mojo Jojo...

Here are some more - Kotonaijo, Farmorjo, Jiyaijo (I see a promising paramilitary career for this one)

[Flame of Anor]

Banjo is my favorite, followed by Mojo Jojo...

Here are some more - Kotonaijo, Farmorjo, Jiyaijo (I see a promising paramilitary career for this one)

Shirley-Yorking-Jo

[t209]

Wait, who is the guard in that strip? I see the guard, but what's special about her?

just a innuendo by saying "handle you package personally".
How about Polygamy? Some Chinese Emperors (Chieftains and Khans) have concubines and many wives.

[thisisnotspam]

No poligamy, Hinjo's a Non-Playa Character

[Flame of Anor]

just a innuendo by saying "handle you package personally".

Oh, right! :smallbiggrin:

[Draconi Redfir]

No poligamy, Hinjo's a Non-Playa Character

Badum-tum tish!

Also Azurites are Japanese, not Chinese. There is a difference.

Perhaps her will have twins, Mojo and Jojo:smalltongue:

[martianmister]

Also Azurites are Japanese, not Chinese. There is a difference.

Not true. Their names are ambiguously Asian.

[t209]

Not true. Their names are ambiguously Asian.

exactly my point.

[t209]

He/she shall be same as Hinjo except one eighth of his size.
He/she shall be called...Mini Hinjo.

[LuPuWei]

Shirley-Yorking-Jo

I see that and raise it by Shu-Les-Jo..

And if he's an outcast? Ondafrinjo?

If he's ashamed of his ancestry? Eeting Binjo?

Ruler by Pun? Meikmi-Krinjo?

Edit: And how about the 2nd Gen Elan/Nale counterparts Jo and Josiveltwinjo?

[t209]

I see that and raise it by Shu-Les-Jo..

And if he's an outcast? Ondafrinjo?

If he's ashamed of his ancestry? Eeting Binjo?

Ruler by Pun? Meikmi-Krinjo?

Edit: And how about the 2nd Gen Elan/Nale counterparts Jo and Josiveltwinjo?

How about Gee Ei Jo!

[Flame of Anor]

Here are some more - Kotonaijo, Farmorjo, Jiyaijo (I see a promising paramilitary career for this one)


How about Gee Ei Jo!

Too slow, bro!

did I just use "bro" unironically? o.0

[Manga Maniac]

Hinjo Juniorjo.

[Flame of Anor]

Hinjo Juniorjo.

Hinjunior.

[Obnoxious Hydra]

And-Bingjo-was-his-namejo.

[t209]

Elf Name (since his probable wife would be an elf)
- Bellisarius (name after a roman general who retook western roman empire)
- Titus (The Emperor of Tamriel in Skyrim)
- Augustus (First Roman Emperor)
- Hinjous (Elven version of Hinjo)

[Jaros]

Cottoneyedjo

[Ravian]

If I were Hinjo I would avoid marrying an elf despite the political advantages for one reason:

Like Pompey he/she would be saddled with such horrible racial traits that they would invariably grow to despise his/her parents and probably betray the kingdom

[t209]

If I were Hinjo I would avoid marrying an elf despite the political advantages for one reason:

Like Pompey he/she would be saddled with such horrible racial traits that they would invariably grow to despise his/her parents and probably betray the kingdom

Since the commando teams were dead, that blue boy gotta appease to his pointy ear allies.
- Since Niu survived, I sense a shipping between Hinjo and her over loss of their friends. Maybe she could be a member of a noble house.

[Flame of Anor]

Here are some more - Kotonaijo, Farmorjo, Jiyaijo (I see a promising paramilitary career for this one)


Cottoneyedjo

Too late, mate!



Since Niu survived, I sense a shipping between Hinjo and her over loss of their friends.

Yes...I could get on board with that. As long as she can get on board. On board his junk, that is.

[ti'esar]

Too late, mate!




Yes...I could get on board with that. As long as she can get on board. On board his junk, that is.

Now that's what I call tortured innuendo (also, gaaaah, shipping).

Sadly, all my preferred name suggestions have already come up, so there's not much else to say here.

EDIT: What is it with Niu, anyway?

[Flame of Anor]

EDIT: What is it with Niu, anyway?

You mean shipping-wise? Well, she's the only named, single, female Azurite alive at the moment, so...

[Draconi Redfir]

Dojo.

He shall name a monk-training school after himself.

[Ancalagon]

I kind of want to ship Hinjo and Lien.

I know we do not have enough datapoints, but since he had no interest at all in Lien and actually was a bit surprised by Shojo suggesting he might do something with Sangwaan, I always considered him to be gay. :smallsmile:

That or it is the old "A Paladin and his Mount"-thing. :smalleek:

[t209]

I know we do not have enough datapoints, but since he had no interest at all in Lien and actually was a bit surprised by Shojo suggesting he might do something with Sangwaan, I always considered him to be gay.

That or it is the old "A Paladin and his Mount"-thing.
or Hinjo is a serious man and does not want to make the diviner's matter worse (either loss of power due to loss of virginity or pregnancy complications).
If he's gay, give him an ambiguously gendered elf as a spouse.

[PhantomDennis]

He'll have two twin boys Hojo and Yojo. Hojo the oldest will be inspired by the lack of hospitatlity shown the fleeing Azurites to build a series of inns around the globe, which will be noted for the restraunts especially ice-cream. Yojo on the other hand form an elite band of adventurers to proactively deal with threats to the unsuspecting. Yojo will avoid the crippling overspecialization of the Sapphire Guard and have diverse group of fighters including a mute Ninja, and numerous Western-style fighters. They will mainly wind up fighting followers of Set, from the long forgotten Egyptian pantheon and their Ruthless organinzation determined to dominate the world, Python the Enemy.

[Flame of Anor]

I always considered him to be gay. :smallsmile:

This would be unfortunate for the Azure City dynasty-in-exile.

[t209]

This would be unfortunate for the Azure City dynasty-in-exile.

Don't you think Hinjo felt that Romance and Diviners are not okay to be together? (Like if Sangwaan's power is based on virginity or romance will complicate the job of Sangwaan).

[ti'esar]

This would be unfortunate for the Azure City dynasty-in-exile.

Well, there's always adoption.

[t209]

Well, there's always adoption.

Royal blood came from Marriage, not another children.

[Ancalagon]

This would be unfortunate for the Azure City dynasty-in-exile.

"A Paladin knows his duty". :smallwink:

[Bulldog Psion]

"A Paladin knows his duty". :smallwink:

Yep. Even if he's homosexual, doesn't mean he can't also produce an heir on the side, so to speak.

[Cranica]

Minjo, so he can fight Banjo.

[Flame of Anor]

Yep. Even if he's homosexual, doesn't mean he can't also produce an heir on the side, so to speak.

I believe this selection from the infamous Bride of Portable Hole would do the trick nicely:


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between sexes and believes that everyone that
they happen to bump into is actually a member of
the gender of the consumer's romantic preference.
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that contains the extracted essences of numerous
natural aphrodisiacs and mood altering
pyschotropics. Mixed with grain alcohol in order to
provide bulk and an extra intoxicating "kick"
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average of three years. The final product is a distilled
spirit that is a shade of pale lavender in coloration
and mildly sweet to the tongue with a hint
of a flowery taste.
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[ti'esar]

Minjo, so he can fight Banjo.

I don't get it.